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the Wild West created many amazing

legends generally more

Wyatt Earp net love all of them deadly

but none deadlier than this man the

Cherokee came

so you're done to take

now it's your turn to die

a night kid sweet dreams

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God is he dead

graveyard dead ah perhaps you would like

to double this reward I've a very

interesting railroad I bury my dead for

any business transpire as mr.

Bloomington

I have here some deeds that I have you

deaf a brave man has died he deserves a

proper eulogy well just how long do you

think it's gonna take to finish

eulogizing this how long will it take to

kill Ajay sir

great men like Montezuma Tomas Jefferson

for robbing hood how long will bury this

man at noon tomorrow noon tomorrow

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so many people here far why because a

man has done but who exactly was this

man you know who he was you and I raised

him you tell him you tell him who he was

you tell him what a good boy it was

Elizabeth there are others who would

like to get a word in edgewise that's

right

I won Nepomuceno Cortina hero of the

Mexican people would like to speak for

it is I talk the Cherokee kid everything

he knows that's why I made up in that

box now the Cherokee kid was the most

noble most courageous human being the

world has ever known

but let us begin at the beginning before

he became known as the Cherokee care the

Cherokee kid was just a kid

his name was I say eternal together big

brother named Jedediah not even back

then the railroad men were forcing the

homesteaders to sell their land for

pennies when the boy's father stood up

to them they killed him like a dog

the very next day yet a tiger took his

revenge he sneaked into the railroad

camp and shot the man who took his

father's life

don't you mistake stupidity for courage

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that night mama gave to the boys their

father's favorite hat when the bad man

came my mind yet at Dyea put their plan

into action

at first it was young I say yeah in the

woodbox

I'll be damned if I'm gonna let you

Lynch my baby I will kill him myself let

it go let it go no baby I don't you Jed

we was just pretending sort of Jed could

get away okay mister bility nobody can

stand in the way of progress go get him

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like a terrified antelope the brave

little kid was running and running night

and day

guided only by his still develop the

sense of direction he wandered aimlessly

not knowing where to go

one day the hand of faith guided him

into the lap of good fortune Reverend

and mrs. peel having no children of

their own believed young Isaiah to be a

gift from God good books a tell you what

to say about killing son the Bible

sayeth thou shalt not kill baba say ah

so I'm gonna shoot him in the eye

then for about eighteen years later the

kid had grown into a strong sure-footed

young man still he clung to his

childhood dreams

Bonner Bloomington you both did coming

one day in town the kid stumbled across

the face of the man he hated with every

breath he talked Bloomington was not the

mayor of El Paso he was coming to binder

to speak I say about to go there and

silenced him forever just once that was

more revenue tell him that if he gets

hungry he can just come on home tell him

I'll tell him mother tell him we know

that this is all about Bloomington tell

him son violence is not the answer

mom ha I can't thank you enough for

taking me in and raised me when I lost

my family bah I got to go out find out

who I am I love y'all I miss you

Oh mom can I ask you song yes baby ever

since I've been little whenever you talk

to me you talk to him and I'll be

standing right here you tell him that he

is gonna go and get himself killed

now you tell him come on Elena I'll be

going oh okay okay Paul um I'm just

gonna walking Paul cause he can't touch

one sandwich he'd be back here before

sundown

you can never find this place he took a

trusty gun off the mantel thus began his

magnificent quest to find a town called

Pinedale and to find the despicable

excuse for a man who had killed his

family he exhausted his supply of

sandwiches he feasted on natural foods

and wild game

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by home looking for some food just me

and you turkey one of us got to die why

don't you go out and hit a bank like a

real man come on give me some lovin you

cheap whore cheap I never done it for

free in my life I never paid you did boy

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I think he's dead I killed a man

what a turkey a sweet kind brave

extremely good-looking very light

conflicted mm-hmm honey breath ma'am

ma'am you're truly lovely and inviting

woman all the womanly parts of man with

one sis Tara ain't never been with a

woman before and I've had some turkey

before and I really had some that

Birdman what's this a on his bill his

name Jake Carla can't you read

of course I can I just can't read

English as French again good fortune

smiled on her hero yeah I killed Jacob

you got some say about there he took

refuge for the night in a charming

little cottage we're a nice Christian

girl prepared for him a delicious

home-cooked meal all night long he

dreamed leftover turkey sandwiches but

in the morning the girl and the bird had

flown the coop she took the turkey

Bloomington would be and find it wrong I

say ahead to get there by hook or by

crook hey how you doing gentlemen

morning hey Dave who the hell are you

I'm uh I'm Jake Carver Jake Carl you're

saying

Naomi what shooters al is a small world

see a weird giant Carver's guy hey Jake

I'm your cousin I'm your cousin too

ain't you cousin so I guess that makes

me yan wait a minute not now let me

explain JimBob

Jake stop back there is a skunk no sign

of the girl oh I don't think I killed

him did you

Jake was my best I grew up with Jake

that whore killed him I always told Jake

from the time he was young that these

whores were gonna be the death of him

now you know how I was always chasing

women from the time he was young he was

always trying to look up to other girls

petticoats I say Jake stop Jake stop

this is too much stuff there was

petticoats and core says he wouldn't

listen to me and we'd be running off

playing tag and hide old secret but but

Jake didn't he liked him kind of games

no no so he didn't it and what'd he do

was he he he took her arms behind her

back he twists them till we scream and

then he had this floorboard from his

Mami's house he would take it and what

was upside to him whiskey from his

daddy's cabinet poured down my throat Oh

wet himself

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we're the same Jake's gone now cuz uh he

had a big job for us to do kind of job

he didn't tell you no he didn't tell me

about no job oh this this this is a big

job you just the biggest job that's what

he brought me out here he's gonna rob a

bank

what in Pinedale find it yeah a lot of

money there - but look like he's gonna

stay in that Bank now Jake's gone he had

the plans in his head so I'm gonna go

out and bam put him animals Tama he

doesn't where see a man's body later and

rotten animals on him and you don't know

what it is you walk up on it and you

think is like a dead dog as a person you

see this big head and it scares you know

horses get spooks I'm gonna go get him

cuz I'll once you bet happen out there

Oh

going wrong way friend find a those back

ten miles kiddy Korner north hair well I

figured I just didn't again you will be

right to on it

Jake my robbed that Bank

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well you tell me find it that way

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there's a new plan we go in the bank and

you go to tell her and you're robbing

the bank and robbed the bike for a while

maybe well it took a couple more minutes

hi can I help you how you doing I'm fine

thank you

but that is a right smart tie you got on

me well thank you very much i bought it

in st. Louis say no yes my grandma was

buried there

oh that's a dangerous place yeah she was

bit by a rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit a

rabbit with rabies a rabbit with rabies

yeah I thought you're talking about

identical twin rabbit no just one rabbit

with baby oh I see I'm sorry to hear

that oh ma how can I help you well

actually I was thinking maybe you want

to open a new account well because if

you do today you get great gifts for

example if you give us $25 you get this

it's a cake of grandpa's pine tar soap

now I have heard about this one which

absolutely will open up your pores it

smells so fresh it's guaranteed to leave

you refreshingly clean I have some other

friends need to be clean can I ask them

of course thank you yo L get very nicely

thank you you too Oh Billy Bob Jim its

Tim Bob with a G it's Jim Bob I'm sorry

Helen Bob to throw me off these great

bobbins you can buy I can get about from

well it's Jim Bob with a G I want to

show you something all right if we get a

man $25 ton account we get some free

time so and as much as we're on the road

together let's get the kid killer

Stinky's I don't hang goodbye ass I just

go where rob the bank just think about

how you smell

they don't like to slip you know maybe

you should tell them if they give us

$100 to deposit they get a gingham apron

hush my mouth

agam a friend and I cook oh you do I can

cook rabbit that's good I hope it's not

rabid yeah that's funny you putting me

you know what we do with the gingham

apron we hand embroider your name right

across the front well my name is Ozzie

ice that's a beautiful name yes biblical

god bless you thank you yeah that was my

grandmother's name idea yeah it's a

man's name but she was very mannish and

she wore pants but that's a different

story but you know we'll do well put the

name right here just like it says teller

for me that's your name no that's my job

oh so you know why don't you go tell

them about the gingham apron thank you

you not gonna believe this they had

these gingham aprons we put $100 in we

put our money together now which one

Midtown just tell I'm here to rob the

bank don't have to spit these gentlemen

are here to rob the bank I forgot to

tell you if you give us $300 to deposit

you get this nice big gun the kid knew

that Bloomington was close by

he couldn't smell him unfortunately

Frank Boehner had already sniff dr. King

would like to meet the man in charge a

carver took his whole gang out single a

well there's the brave gentleman mr.

Bonner

where you don't good boy

tape it's a whole heap of embarrassment

your reward what's the matter huh

ain't you son well I don't know about

that I've done me a whole lot of color

whores in my damn I figured a boy you

actually my dangers we had you down for

real gun kid hurt boys that had been

haunting his nightmares since he was

dead

nurse all

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friends progress is steaming your way on

the American railroad now you're gonna

climb on board or you're going to get

left behind the railroads to Fort Worth

and Abilene

but I have a greater plan I want to

bring the railroad through Pinedale to

El Paso up to Denver on up to San

Francisco

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I have been asked to consider running

for governor of this great state kinetic

election if I do when elected I promise

to make available all the land that I've

invested in to the Southland Railroad

now I'm inviting all of you to give up

your lands for this man's pockets can

get fatter young man I'm the one that's

supposed to be shooting these mouths off

up here yeah my mother tried to shoot

your mouth off that's we got that scar

on your forehead

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gotta go guys

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my hate add insult to injury but I need

your help

I think back a number of years the night

almost got my head blowed off you pursue

the dangerous criminal into the woods

yes I tracked him down like a dog and I

shot him twice

what's that nigger that shot you in the

ass today seems to be same said criminal

you know all about that night Alliance

just like that foreign Mother illness

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not as a fugitive in question who has

wounded this law-abiding citizen I am

hereby offering a $1,000 reward for his

carcass the truth better move fast boys

yes mr. Bonners job is on the line once

he gets there the kid knew he had to

make lawful in bed so he sought refuge

with a men of the mountains and noble

savage who lived alone in the wilderness

as gentle men with modest mental

tolerance hidden nature's call

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the old pissing trick it always works

because of the kids gift of gab and the

mountain man's loneliness estranged

friendship began what's your name my

name's Otto Bob not the otter bow I'm

Marta Bob when I read about you think

you'd be a big tall man big strong me

like like the way you look now it just

it's hard to believe that you're really

here let me ask you something how big do

you think otter is oh no I ain't never

seen not like that

now if a buffalo was behind me right now

BAM

I could kill him cuz they're big as a

house

damn Bill Cody that arrogant son of a

bitch sure Buffalo Bill's got a better

ring to it than otter Bob but I killed a

thousand dollars for two days he never

killed a thousand Buffalo you know

Buffalo Bill yeah I know

that's nice I mean I've always read

books about all the mountain man the

guns links that's always won't be a

minute wait a minute wait a minute

you read it yeah b-but my momma taught

me and my brother Jerry died a ring

that's why I was in the back your

wedding cuz I don't care about that I

didn't ask you that I asked if you could

read now see I got this here book and

turning around about a year now I really

like it

look at it that's one them dirty books

not a dirty book yes it is it's not a

dirty book this is one of them dirt not

a dirty book now here's what I was

thinking maybe you could teach me enough

to read that you know where I could just

take it you know go off and be by myself

and read and not bother anybody or

anything

Fifi Lola look sure you ain't beep in

the bathtub it means that once you beat

the dark hair ya know it Wolfie feed

wild boar much more I tell you what yeah

you taking the El Paso Texas by the time

we get there you'll be able to take this

book and read it by yourself I'm gonna

Idaho we'll talk about it in the morning

all right mind if I take one of them

furs and use as a blanket one of my

first your poem first that you not use

it I'm using oh you can't use all of us

I use them all look you want to skin

that's right that's a bowie knife

Jim gave it to me long time ago you take

that go on out there and kill yourself a

critter

I got blanky out of it

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morning babies a good morning for you I

had to sleep on the ground but she

your blanket a mountain man killed a

little defenseless bunny you need to be

hunting bear mountain lion something got

a chance of killing you when your leg

okay I was thinking about what we were

talking about last night

I'd always very close to help a snow so

you ride along with me but you gotta

teach me to read it's a deal

you got each me something - like how to

be a mountain man I'll use a knife and

hunt shoot a gun tomahawk mix fire with

rocks make coffee skin a bear make some

pants out of it look my own blanket

make a hat around it track disappear and

know which plants not to touch I don't

stick myself bleed to death over the

next several months the Weiss and Wiley

mountain men handed down the secrets of

survival to his fervent pupil watch the

way Moses handed down the stone tablets

the kid learned rapidly nature to him

became second nature in the wilderness

became his home

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think you got the last one yeah okay

this bitch did hey you are really stupid

good

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good Killick up

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thanks boss

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where'd you get that hat it's my daddy's

hat

there's a jerky brother he was half

chicken and your daddy was in many many

battles and what a mall you know I know

that you see all that on that feather

yeah those little Mark's here they

called Coons each cuckoo as a battle

that's your daddy what your daddy was a

great warrior

daddy would

looks like we're getting close

okay I got three Bobcats here that's

powerful piece

I got six otters and that's four dollars

please right oh yeah

I got one mountain lion $10 please

you've got a mountain blood you good

good one Kyle wait out well since its

you up

I give me $3 for it okay so what does

that mean there how much is this thing

it's six times reloading it tear that

too and Oh Bob you Ridgeway yeah

oh you $26 no sir that's not $26 it's

that's $52 no h1c no sir that's $52

come on Babu you gonna leave me here

yeah well see that young man's like a

son to me you you're lying

come on ba I'm just doing business I've

been fair we've been doing it for five

years

come on over here and get us two dollars

and get that fixed stick her out of here

she killed him I hope I did every five

bucks so now we still in the killer what

the hell this name will it look like he

was cheating

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we do brighten up a little bit nobody

gonna find us here they can't find us

they're not gonna do us any harm ain't

worried about nobody bothering us I just

wonder why you trusted me today man

can't trust his own best friend

in any truck are you my best friend too

Bob

oh I never had a drink Bob time will

help me just visit no you take the stink

right off this yes sir love that visit

after this

oh this is nasty just go to nails gonna

dig me a smoke alright

this lizard reminds me of how I killed

my first bear you kill no bear you put

it on stick like we had it you know and

you put over fire and they'll come

sneaking out oh and then you jump right

on it Baptists they don't mean know

what's happening cuz they're so you know

raising about that lizard

use all this bad news on his back on his

back and I was choking him and I was

joking around

Terk him his eyeball just I mean they

just pop right out like I took out my

knife

hmm that's when I became a mountain man

get out of mountain man until you have

killed your first bear with your bare

hands okay if you can remember what I

taught you

no big rope huh I'm gonna go get him

bear I've told you everything that I

know how to do it so I wanted Isaiah

Isaiah son I was just joking huh I

didn't kill him just from my hand

I had a gun there you go

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he's small but he's me barber here and

have a drink mountain man don't love me

they tell me that he's hanging out with

an old-timer and you ain't gonna find

him

ah Tabata sly as a fox

he's the best mountain man in Texas he's

the best melon man well I'm gonna best

tracker in Texas

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hey pop is empty already told you is

empty

two days ago gun down put the gun down

Oh sake don't move

my god don't move what's name thank you

I see it don't shoot it don't shoot let

me get don't shoot it

twig snake I didn't see it it's gone

okay save behind just give me the gun

totally unaware the Frank burner was

thundering toward them the kid another

bomb slept like little babies that night

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good morning Bob

snake probably just hallucinating

between your legs you just confused

right he's a big n yes that's that's my

pet snake he's my friend gotta do it Bob

no

thank you I feel pretty good about it

myself

are they good sipping whiskey well

there's plenty more where that came from

old-timer subtracting him three months

why don't you just tell me what I know

ureas nigger I always thought that was

an ugly word almost as ugly as you are

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don't you ever sass me old man sorry I'm

getting sassy my old age if I could have

one more drink I believe I could give

you exactly place where your jack just

can I look at that picture one more time

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another date Bob you're ready let us say

my last words no don't interrupt me you

just shut up now okay

cuz I'll ask her come let's top most the

bleed he's gonna be alright

awesome words over in my life

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ah

Oh what oh no what

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but

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no you don't want gonna have his soul he

has one for the road

so as they roll a turbot was swinging

his way to the great beyond the kid

renewed his a noble quest it was then

when fortuitous day but the saints in

heaven led our hero to the noblest whose

proud and good-looking Caballero ever to

lead the Mexican people into battle and

a whipping for heavy new brain aah

where's dears

oh just mercy hey your face right up

three or four days to be good as new

you can save the life great Mexican

Patriot for most cynical dinner

the measure of a time and again smart

and SS Rangers that's good now traveler

dinner then angle fearless the occupy

the city of Roseville trust me you want

to relax dinner mental fell to sacrifice

his son happiness for Tina New York you

don't stop the yammering this mess ain't

gonna work he gonna die okay I throw in

a noble descendent of astok and a

Spanish priests priests we taught the

world how to portray men he was greater

hideout with all the trees so no one can

see me because I'm with the Lord I just

don't want them the first time I look at

your eyes on you you are a fellow

freedom fighter no no we better not

no no but you understand my passion no

no you're the quiet warrior no I am NOT

quiet I'm tired

I am tired - Senor you know the green

ghost is still in the Mexican lens with

the Mexican names from the Mexican

people San Antonio I'm a real El Paso

Corpus Christi Oh Corpus Christi is

Latin you say I say nothing

oh no it's okay did you ever think

Mexico is nothing hungry Yahoo's enjoy

what is your name Senor Bob Bob small

but fine name since you're bad Bob Bob

Bob Bob Bob Bob Clara come on you but

that is different you realize you're bad

you have saved the life of the hero of

the Mexican people one bag I got I got

the point

okay as a man of honor I must now repay

that enormous debt tell you what you go

to sleep call it even all right no no no

no I want Nepomuceno Cortina hereby vow

to follow and protect Senor Bob until

such time as I in turn can save the life

of sin your bath did you say follow me

follow no no no no no no you will not

follow me anywhere you understand me and

so recognizing the greatness each of us

possessed my friend and I were

inseparable from that day on together

side by side we will brave

wicked and godless down in all the

American West the very gateway to Hell

itself

a pass off me

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what can I get you give me a whiskey I

want to try to play some cards and

discount boys okay what is this hey

whisky

that's how Passos best sir I'll be a

dollar partner

I'm not your pardon and I'm not gonna

give you a dollar for this drink you

will the wonders of this amazing new

scientific inventions the crushing

instrument for human teeth and dental

plates it expunges odor eliminates decay

eradicate bleeding gums and mouth pain

all the rage in London Paris New York

and Cairo and yours my friends for only

25 cents that's right it's 25 cents any

takers

I gotta have one

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our nose it's a mighty fine brush mr.

McMahon you too cowpoke lookee who's

caught in my little trap hey stranger

you've mighty quiet you've been

breathing I think he was dead

name's Isaiah turn I mean your net love

ain't you

well mr. love it is a privilege to share

the same jail cell with you sir I read

all your books

as matter of fact I used to read it to

the kids at the church where I talk

you're the baddest gunslinger to ever

live there's all this stuff true did you

really crown 10min by yourself at the

rattlesnake Canyon and then a lot of

canyons and you robbed a bank with just

a knife that's what they say you're just

a man to teach me what I need to know

I've been hunting some men down I need

to work on my gunslinger skills sit back

enjoy the day ain't got time to teach

you nothing they go hang me tomorrow

look at you you about to be hung in you

sit there like you going to the barber

to get a haircut man can't go on the

blaze of glory he can at least go with

dignity I don't feel like going back

you've earned yourself a name

the whorehouse kid yeah that's a quaint

little moniker look at you Oh famous is

fancy and legit now he'd become quite a

little irritant to me son

but there's mayor of this sock matter

but it won't melt in your minds mayor of

this fair city I've come to tell you

that you're going to get a fair trial

ever I know what you really are and a

fair hanging a thief imma kill you

Bloomington you are going to get yours

tomorrow boy and I can't wait to see

them slip that noose around your neck

and that look of pure terror come over

your face just like your mama had that

night did I shudder I'm gonna come back

for my grave and I'm gonna kill you dad

was here you'd be coming through that

door with his guns a-blazing he'd break

us out of here Jedediah Turner you know

your brother yeah

it's a good man hell of a gunfighter and

a classic showdown with another gun call

himself the Undertaker shit a dad took

him did me today I know he's the great

gunslinger now

he always was good they say it was close

one for the books

but your brother lost

Jedidiah killed my brother

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you tell me where I find his dog called

on the tick because I'm killing no first

of all kill Bloomington didn't won't

kill Bonner and then I'll put a bullet

in the head this man called on the

ticket it's a whole heap of folks to

kill a man who ain't got no gun

can't shoot and is presently

incarcerated lhamo shoot him dead

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Catina help

hey don't hang me witness I was hoping

so I'm saving you let me even I know you

just

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okay pursued by 20 Texas Rangers with a

pack of slithering bloodhounds nipping

at our heels we brought together

escorting send your love to kiss a

secret hideaway

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they almost really sadboys HEDIS I was

in the Cortina eius prank you from the

hood go back there

where's the kid the kid the kid he keeps

falling off the back of my course

there's a little problem we are working

on what Potter stop wait I fallen down

will you wait for me all night he was

writing like your window we can you love

me back what do leaves in your love see

your love gentlemen allow me to

introduce my fearless compadres in

Georgia I say yeah but Turner look I

thought I told you not to follow me I

know but I had to I need your help

plus you stole my horse I got time to be

helping you now going get on out of here

oh come on yeah I saved your life that's

right tools were life to this man you

must protect this man you must follow

him and give him shelter it does such

time as you can see the life of this man

shut up

all right you can hole up for a couple

of days long as that fella keep his trap

shut

keep your mouth shut the whores the

victim well I've seen done remixed some

Braille give me mine who are you

Isaiah who are they special people

I don't system got a whole lot of

special people around here don't

assistant assistant assistant let me

give you a hand look like a man you

smell like a man - name is Isaiah

turning out this is really nice

highlights you got here I knew it gun

slinging some kind of tips or pointers

so might be willing to use a Bamforth

Graham

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we're gonna have to kill that kid or

teach him how to shoot you don't get

shot as much when we're robbing banks

shoot this all right

put down the rock no shoot out of my

hand come on shoot it

if you hit me

I'm gonna kill ya nah this aint funny :

shoot it

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every time you shooted someone plan on

die

all right

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you need to be confident but the problem

is gaining upon to the course is it

that's hard

yes okay let's try it again put the food

in this term okay no fighting in the

bank this can disturb ranch you don't

have the range you have no control okay

during the corn you ready okay

cheer up okay do not like me don't

holler at me I'm so sorry I hollered at

you again what okay one two three that's

pretty good good hey get off that horse

I just got on it jumps you know riding a

horse there's a lot like being with a

woman okay just like understand this

correctly

what part of riding a horse is like

being with a woman the greenhorns virgin

I'm not a I'm not a virgin I never had

me sugar dumplings oh don't clap for me

minami we're gonna be with y'all be in

there swing right now that's like I miss

anything little nun everything I've

never so many women I can't remember all

the names

sorry Mary got the medicine for you oh

wow me Jojo

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I'd say the boys fit she's been

practicing

idelle Maria

drink this tequila take off your clothes

you will see God needs a name

still wet behind the ears let's call him

runt boy oh I was about happy is about

pride man gotta have a name and he gonna

be proud yeah

what are you proudest on my daddy he

died fight somebody believed in

he would have charity turkey kid oh and

I got buffalo

Oh what about jerky kid Cherokee kid all

right

well that looked like a gunslinger you

look like the Cherokee kid and I mean

asked you what is the shirt come from

it's Billy's he's not with us

we were hit isn't it reserve banking

Pecos his Bloomington's biggest bank

he's at Target

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those are the charges and the amount

hold on sir

I want that amount could I please have

some money for the poor sorry sister oh

pretty please it's for charity you know

no can do how about if I show you a

little a nest ready gotta move straight

to hell Oh mornin ladies

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just been robbed by budget cuts

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oh that was fun quick as dog going

steady I've ever seen the best teacher

I've ever had

you've got places to go and people to

kill we'll meet up again sometime

thanks net I don't forget you come on

that was the last time I saw sin your

net loss but here's a man of such

character so if berries go Hornets

he will live within my bosom forever

the kid knows is blooming from was

elected governor he will control

everything the money at land people

blossom be a full of hard to kill him so

he took the excellent advice of yours

truly they set up to make Bloomington

crazy enough to come to him he realized

Robin his banks would be a nice way to

get his attention

and to humiliate him in the eyes of the

public excuse me we're taking a

photograph here oh yeah

we're robbing a bank here hey take the

picture

give me your gun on you palpable okay

woman mr. kid the turkey kid hi

hey we're old friends what are you doing

here oh well I got a promotive and

transferred well I got a new job too I

rob banks but uh you got the apron the

gingham apron it's got the hand

embroidery it doesn't have your name but

uh it has those lovely floral patterns

oh yeah we really get your money

thanks for your patronage give my good

robbery

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Bloomington was Farah who said for the

most cold-blooded gunslinger in all the

West the Undertaker

20 other snarling jackals my only

recourse was to turn to you gentlemen

professionals to get the job done now

this bag of gold coins go to the first

man to deliver any of the kids

indispensable body parts to me along

with some identifiable portion of his

Anatomy is it true first friend word of

advice I hear Cherokees pretty tricky

you right-handed or South Pole South

Pole I guess you better start practicing

weathers right like I said he's mine

there's a challenge for you gentlemen go

get

well mr. Undertaker you certainly are a

I can do this

let the gold for any man he can and get

him ain't no gold well go get him then

for free

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excuse me ma'am would you consider

selling us some fresh horses we don't

cut into your kind around here

my kind my kinds okay

my kind don't go around knocking over

banks and robbing little old ladies so

just turn around and get it's the

Cherokee kid Abigail

that's the Cherokee kid no it's the

Cherokee kid

are you coming off that horse and rest

of stuff there mr. Cherokee Abigail you

go on in the kitchen and set a table

girl

we got famous company for dinner I'm

from ma'am when you're polish should do

something you help - Abigail Pop - Thank

You Man like I said I'm in a jail cell

waiting to be hung the next morning do

my compadre here break the walls down so

I'm shooting my way out looks fine

everywhere I reckoned in Cherokee that

sweating up your reward the $5,000

that's a lot of money tell us about that

bank you cracked open with a cannonball

no no I want to hear how you robbed

Texas Ranger Pedro Texas Ranger Avenger

barrel no that is an interesting story

but to Pinedale Bank by the ending that

was the most frightening agreeable

you got the bank guards on one side

guards you get that bloodthirsty no-good

Jake carbon game five thousand goals a

long way to help us keep our land well

you got me tied up and why did you hit

me on the head

we ain't no fools we know you've come to

rob us Rabia why would I want rob Popey

we ain't got nothing to take I'm looking

for Bloomington uh-huh uh-huh he's

working for the man who's trying to

steal our land perfect looking for I'm

hunting dead man down he kept

my Paul no lie like a pig in mud come

line to go out you look at my horse

I guess I'm from Bloomington big bags

I've been robbing all right wait take

them take them all MA

we don't want your stinking money we

don't you ain't got enough money to give

them no way you don't want your money he

wants your land you know ma Cherokee

maybe right oh I mean the man is

everywhere he's got his hands in the

bank the railroad government

Abigail I don't think we can rightly

fight that man I can't

we can't afford to well since I was

gonna kill him anyway

I'll do it for free you just shut up

your face don't you go fill in my mom

Paul's here but your fabrications in

your falsehoods let me tell you

something son

next time you tire man up use a proper

knife you know for a pretty woman you're

gonna hug me attitude

thanks for your hospitality

I've got to be going but I'll be back

every

thank you also and I assure you that I

respect your strange manners I would

like to return someday to try to

understand you Madre de Dios what do you

say goodbye I think she likes me what

the heck is my rifle

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he'll Abigail I ain't never seen you

miss before well it's dark

engine right

I'm looking for Cyrus Bloomington

so coincidence Cherokee Undertaker's out

looking for you that's so best watch

your back when the TIG is not the only

blood sucker gunning for you

Bloomington's goals put a being a lot of

nasty good-for-nothing bonnets I'll keep

that in mind and if you ass had eyeballs

you'd be looking at the last this one I

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don't have no quarrel with you unless

you want one now y'all tell this

Undertaker I want to rendezvous with him

tomorrow I knew on Main Street got that

yeah

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where the hell's our rendezvous that

afternoon has Bloomington's bloodthirsty

vultures descend upon Larrabee the kid

went back to the one Lady Bird who had

caught his eye

what do you want ain't you had enough

well I think a woman shouldn't be four

times need to see you again well I don't

want to be seen with you so just move on

mister oh I'm sorry ma'am I must be

making your husband jealous I don't have

a husband say that again I said I don't

have a husband

Wow I'm shocked miss Abby that some man

would want to be hit by you with a

frying pan on daily basis and I'm

shocked therefore a man who might be

meeting his maker tomorrow you acting

awfully chipper I'm not the man's gonna

be meeting us make it about you sure I'm

sure

well I'm gonna say a prayer for you

anyway whether you like it or not

I appreciate the mishap see you later

jakey kid

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yesterday when the kid rode into town he

was as ready as I ever saw he was ready

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your wisdom was

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the best

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he was the best men I ever know

Bloomington wants him in the ground

right now

you don't touch that coffee we've

carried out ourselves

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it seems like a proper place to end this

Stewart we don't care to hear your side

no no but you're gonna so shut up and

listen yesterday morning when I first

saw the kid I could tell he was rattled

so you're done to take

I just want look in the eyes at a man to

shot my brother before I kill him

Cherokee father I'm gonna take that

after I kill you

word of advice don't mistake stupidity

for courage

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now it's your turn to die

sweet dreams sweet dreams which is what

I always told my little brother when I

tucked a minute night told you I left my

grade to kill you

I know

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for me so good with words that was saris

do believe I've heard my life know that

I am dying I cook me please you too

conceited to die matter what happens to

a brother then the happiest day of my

life

me too that's finishing

let's do

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what the hell's Bloomington that card

always is trying to get away

Bloomington just stop what you're doing

Bloomington not so tough for yourself I

know you're not gonna shoot a man in the

back oh yeah

wouldn't bother me now remember you

killed my mom well yeah but that was

because when I was really young and

foolish I mean I had I'm really sorry

about that I always worked with the

railroad then and no the railroad is

working for me what if we could become

partners maybe enough

hell I'd get more money you could ever

steal I'll be governor next year more

than likely well what do you say you

know what a pathetic old man and I'm

worth a bullet

that was for my mom

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bukka Charlotte

I lost a good friend I teach her like a

father to me

commissioner

yeah

it

so Jed would you stop calling yourself

the Undertaker

well I got in some trouble a while back

little brother had to disappear just

like mama taught me I killed myself off

buried myself and named my new self The

Undertaker

I almost got buried back there you

almost hit me it was shot my ear off a

good thing I drew first you who drew

first getting death you know dates I

drew first did not get something you did

I did you did well I figure I'd go out

west get a chance to know my brother

better beside this summer Rome's got to

be right you killed your enemies you

avenged your parents that they even

found your long-lost brother Isaiah you

don't have to be the Cherokee kid no

more I know I don't have to be but I

kind of like being the jerky kid

besides I'm good at it like being a

gunslinger

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I'd best be going okay hasta la vista

compadre and what do you think you're

going I'm going

can I just save your life Oh

okay all right

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- kitten is that

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what is wrong with you you ain't riding

off into no damn sunset without me come

on it

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you

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