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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,640 --> 00:00:14,520 Be quiet now, children, let's be silent. 2 00:00:15,680 --> 00:00:21,520 If you try to be good I'll sing you a tale. 3 00:00:22,640 --> 00:00:28,320 It will be a quiet one with a happy ending. 4 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:36,760 There won't be black men that scare our thoughts. 5 00:00:42,160 --> 00:00:47,520 Be quiet now, children. Come closer. 6 00:00:49,520 --> 00:00:54,880 I'll whisper tonight's tale,.. 7 00:00:56,240 --> 00:01:01,720 ..to wake not up strange things sleeping in the darkness. 8 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:09,920 So not even the black night will scare us any more. 9 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:17,074 Learn the unknown English words of this movie at www.skeebdo.com 10 00:01:29,800 --> 00:01:36,200 And neither black men nor unknown things will come. 11 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:43,760 So not even the black night will scare us any more. 12 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:14,160 (RINGING BELL) 13 00:03:20,520 --> 00:03:21,680 Eh, who are you? 14 00:03:22,360 --> 00:03:23,320 What are you doing here? 15 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:25,760 What are you hiding? 16 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:27,280 Come, show me! 17 00:03:27,360 --> 00:03:28,560 Show me! 18 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:30,720 But it's the pyx! 19 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:32,800 You stole it! You thief! 20 00:03:33,120 --> 00:03:33,840 Come here! 21 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:36,120 I'm going to catch you! Look! 22 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:37,800 Thief! 23 00:03:39,200 --> 00:03:40,440 Thief! 24 00:03:40,640 --> 00:03:42,680 He stole from the church! Thief! 25 00:03:43,360 --> 00:03:44,840 Catch him, run! 26 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:45,920 Thief! 27 00:03:47,040 --> 00:03:48,080 Thief! 28 00:03:48,960 --> 00:03:50,080 Just you! 29 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:53,040 Look, a boy stole the pyx! 30 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:55,160 Look for him! Can you see where he is? 31 00:03:55,400 --> 00:03:56,600 There he is! 32 00:03:57,520 --> 00:03:59,440 Yes! Catch him, it's him! 33 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:01,760 Grab him! 34 00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:11,200 (SINGING IS HEARD) 35 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:40,480 (HAMMER BLOWS) 36 00:04:49,840 --> 00:04:50,800 So? 37 00:04:55,440 --> 00:04:56,120 What's up? 38 00:04:57,280 --> 00:05:01,600 (with Roman accent) Please, hide me! They're running after me! 39 00:05:08,480 --> 00:05:12,520 - Go to church and seek sanctuary, O.K.? - O.K.! 40 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:13,680 Go! 41 00:05:16,560 --> 00:05:21,200 I am such a beautiful maiden! 42 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:29,720 I ask for sanctuary. 43 00:05:34,240 --> 00:05:38,520 - And who are you, the Jack of Clubs? - No, I'm Cirifischio. 44 00:05:40,360 --> 00:05:42,240 And is that pyx yours? 45 00:05:43,040 --> 00:05:47,200 When mom died she left everything to the Church,.. 46 00:05:47,520 --> 00:05:50,080 ..and I'm taking my stuff back. 47 00:05:50,560 --> 00:05:52,920 You refunded yourself. Mhm! 48 00:05:54,760 --> 00:05:58,040 - Alright, I stole it. - Ah... 49 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:01,000 Come. 50 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:04,840 Will you help me? 51 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:12,160 - But who are all these old men? - Well, old men... 52 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:15,040 Foreigners. 53 00:06:15,680 --> 00:06:18,280 People coming from all parts of the world. 54 00:06:19,240 --> 00:06:22,200 Pilgrims coming to Rome with feet cut all over. 55 00:06:22,320 --> 00:06:23,240 Yuck! 56 00:06:23,360 --> 00:06:26,120 But what are you doing? Loathing? You steal and loathe? 57 00:06:26,480 --> 00:06:31,440 These poor men, wrecks of life's great wreck. 58 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:35,280 Do you know that helping the poor is like welcoming Jesus? 59 00:06:37,560 --> 00:06:42,520 We are the Confraternity of the Trinity of the Pilgrims and Convalescents. 60 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:44,240 But, who? 61 00:06:44,920 --> 00:06:46,080 Well, we... 62 00:06:46,920 --> 00:06:48,040 I. 63 00:06:48,240 --> 00:06:51,080 It's a little thing I created. 64 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:55,160 - And who are you? - Filippo Neri. 65 00:06:56,120 --> 00:06:57,960 But you are not Roman. 66 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:01,080 Why, can you tell? 67 00:07:02,320 --> 00:07:04,080 You, go to bed, eh? 68 00:07:04,320 --> 00:07:07,200 (INDISTINCT VOICES) 69 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:22,160 Are you sleeping in the graves? 70 00:07:22,360 --> 00:07:26,160 (in Roman dialect) We're training ourselves for when we'll have to die. 71 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:32,960 Your sores give you pain, but your appetite doesn't desert you. 72 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:37,080 (with an English accent) This soup isn't good. 73 00:07:37,280 --> 00:07:38,640 And picky too! 74 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:43,400 Next time you come to Rome, stop by the Bear Inn. 75 00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:45,880 Yes, but since they're still after me,.. 76 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:47,920 ..couldn't we close the door? 77 00:07:48,120 --> 00:07:49,080 Eh, no! 78 00:07:49,440 --> 00:07:54,000 Here the door is never closed. It is always open, day and night. 79 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:59,160 So, if somebody enters, he will never exit. He's trapped, a prisoner. 80 00:08:00,320 --> 00:08:03,120 - Of the open door? - Of course. 81 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:05,840 You, go upstairs! You, down there! 82 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:08,400 And you, go inside! 83 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:13,800 Have you seen a boy with a pyx in his hands? 84 00:08:13,920 --> 00:08:16,960 Yes, I have. 85 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:19,960 He has just gone in there. 86 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:24,080 But you may arrest him just there. It's a deconsacrated church. 87 00:08:24,640 --> 00:08:26,880 There's a priest, but he's kind of crazy. 88 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:28,720 Come! Come! 89 00:08:32,480 --> 00:08:33,760 Don Fulgenzio! 90 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:35,920 Thanks again. 91 00:08:36,280 --> 00:08:39,200 I need to take the Viaticum to dying old woman. 92 00:08:39,280 --> 00:08:41,360 ..and didn't know where to put it. 93 00:08:41,640 --> 00:08:43,920 If you had not lent it to me... 94 00:08:44,880 --> 00:08:47,720 For we, here, as you say in Rome:.. 95 00:08:47,920 --> 00:08:51,640 (in Roman dialect) .."we don't even have eyes to cry with." 96 00:08:51,880 --> 00:08:52,960 Let's go, move! 97 00:08:53,080 --> 00:08:55,440 By the way, did he at least thank you? 98 00:08:55,520 --> 00:08:56,560 Who? 99 00:08:56,760 --> 00:08:59,040 It is like him that he took the pyx.. 100 00:08:59,120 --> 00:09:00,600 ..without saying a word to you. 101 00:09:00,720 --> 00:09:03,760 - Just what he did. - Did you hear? 102 00:09:04,400 --> 00:09:07,080 It's because he's ignorant. We have to be patient, they are boys. 103 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:09,360 I'll return it to you tomorrow. Thanks again. 104 00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:10,480 Let's go. 105 00:09:12,080 --> 00:09:14,280 - Don Filippo! - Oh... Yes? 106 00:09:14,760 --> 00:09:17,720 Are you really sure that I lent it to you? 107 00:09:17,880 --> 00:09:21,280 Sure, but if you don't remember don't worry. 108 00:09:21,600 --> 00:09:24,480 I too forget everything. It must be old age. 109 00:09:26,280 --> 00:09:27,280 Come on! 110 00:09:34,360 --> 00:09:37,240 He's right. You're old enough. 111 00:09:56,720 --> 00:09:59,320 Don Filippo: You don't realize the danger you ran into. 112 00:09:59,480 --> 00:10:01,760 In my church there is no sanctuary law! 113 00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:02,920 And why? 114 00:10:03,040 --> 00:10:07,160 Because I live there, who am an unworthy priest, loaded with vices and sins. 115 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:09,160 I live like a lord,.. 116 00:10:09,240 --> 00:10:12,400 ..and I'm the cause of all the pains suffered by Jesus. 117 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:14,560 It was I who sent Him to Calvary. 118 00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:17,160 I never did anything good to a person. 119 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:20,640 Even if I had done all the good of the world,.. 120 00:10:21,040 --> 00:10:23,200 ..what would I have done, my Jesus? 121 00:10:24,120 --> 00:10:26,560 Come, don't take it this way. 122 00:10:29,160 --> 00:10:30,200 Le's go, move! 123 00:10:30,360 --> 00:10:33,040 So what did the coppersmith do in front of your place, tell me? 124 00:10:33,240 --> 00:10:34,760 - Master Iacomo? - Yes. 125 00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:37,040 Come. Come with me now. 126 00:10:37,760 --> 00:10:40,920 Don't you ever listen to Master Iacomo, do you understand? 127 00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:44,160 For he, when he says good day, it means it's night. 128 00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:47,480 Better, don't even talk to him, O.K.? Look! 129 00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:50,080 Who is he? 130 00:10:54,080 --> 00:10:55,440 Can you see? 131 00:10:55,920 --> 00:10:59,320 This is the way sacrilegious theft is punished in Rome.. 132 00:11:00,240 --> 00:11:04,600 ..by exposing the pieces to edify those who pass by. 133 00:11:05,760 --> 00:11:08,000 That, now, could have been you. 134 00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:12,480 Today is April 23. 135 00:11:12,720 --> 00:11:16,600 In the Christian calendar it's the feast of St. George and the dragon. 136 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:19,120 Buzziche', it's just St. George's. It's not the dragon's feast. 137 00:11:19,240 --> 00:11:20,800 - Fine... - Why, "fine"? 138 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:23,480 There was a St. George who was a knight.. 139 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,600 ..who wandered through the world.. 140 00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:30,400 ..and ended up in a city where there was a lake with a dragon in it. 141 00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:35,240 And this dragon was killing people with its breath. Just like this. 142 00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:39,720 Don Filippo, Buzzichetta breathed on me! 143 00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:43,680 - He did it as an example. - What if the dragon had farted? 144 00:11:43,840 --> 00:11:45,600 It would have killed people like this. (HE FARTS) 145 00:11:46,520 --> 00:11:47,760 Darn! 146 00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:50,440 - Don Filippo, he farted! - We heard it. 147 00:11:50,520 --> 00:11:53,200 - I did it as an example. - Shut up and listen. 148 00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:56,600 Then the king, to keep it away from the walls,.. 149 00:11:57,160 --> 00:12:00,960 ..would send to him men and women of the city. 150 00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:03,880 But the dragon, breathing on each... 151 00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:08,680 - Hey, did you eat shit? - No, dead cats. 152 00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:12,880 Finally, only the little princess and the king were left. 153 00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:15,160 But the king treated all equally. 154 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:19,680 He put a velvet cloak on the princess and left her on the lake shore.. 155 00:12:19,880 --> 00:12:22,040 ..to have the dragon eat her. 156 00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:23,000 I wish! 157 00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:24,960 Oh, are you listening? 158 00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:28,960 Lo and behold St. George galloping at full speed. 159 00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:32,360 Don Filippo, Caccoletta pissed on my shoe. 160 00:12:32,560 --> 00:12:36,760 That's not true, I was scared and pissed myself. 161 00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:38,560 Be good! 162 00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:41,520 Be good, if you can. 163 00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:43,640 All the rest is vanity. 164 00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:47,480 Will you move on, Buzzichetta? 165 00:12:48,240 --> 00:12:52,960 As soon as the dragon jumped out, St. George muzzled it.. 166 00:12:53,680 --> 00:12:56,000 ..and tied a rope round its neck,.. 167 00:12:56,240 --> 00:12:59,560 ..and went back to the city riding the little princess. 168 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,800 You jerk, how can it be "riding the little princess"? 169 00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:06,800 Don Filippo: He made a mistake. How intolerant you are! 170 00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:08,560 Therefore, the king said to him:.. 171 00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:10,960 "St. George, now you have to marry her." 172 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:14,320 "At least live together happily ever after." 173 00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:17,000 What? Are you telling tales? 174 00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:19,760 Sit down, let me hear the rest. Move on. 175 00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:23,120 St. George, however, could not marry,.. 176 00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:26,640 ..because he was a saint and they were Muslim. 177 00:13:26,760 --> 00:13:31,680 Therefore he went and took a bucket of Holy Water and baptized them all,.. 178 00:13:31,760 --> 00:13:35,080 ..in the name of the Father, of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost. 179 00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:36,680 Amen! 180 00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:40,120 - How did I do? - Well. Very well. 181 00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:43,360 You said it with much feeling. 182 00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:45,600 You even succeeded in humanizing the dragon. Well done! 183 00:13:45,680 --> 00:13:47,800 Tomorrow I'll tell you about St. Fedele. 184 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,440 No, you tomorrow bugger off, please. 185 00:13:53,520 --> 00:13:54,400 Stop! 186 00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:56,720 How can it always end up like this? 187 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:59,360 Be good! Good, if you can! 188 00:13:59,920 --> 00:14:00,560 Stop! 189 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:01,480 But look... 190 00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:03,800 What are you doing? You too? 191 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,120 Stop... 192 00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:06,640 Hold it... 193 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,080 Al right. Go. 194 00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:09,840 I'm going out to breath a little 195 00:14:10,040 --> 00:14:12,360 Good that you calmed down. 196 00:14:14,760 --> 00:14:17,040 (HAMMER BLOWS) 197 00:14:19,880 --> 00:14:21,840 Oh, Don Filippo! 198 00:14:23,040 --> 00:14:25,640 - They drive you to despair, don't they? - Me? 199 00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:27,280 No... 200 00:14:29,840 --> 00:14:32,400 As they say, they're devils! 201 00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:34,520 You'd like that, wouldn't you? 202 00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:36,600 They're angels. 203 00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:39,040 (MUSIC FROM INTERIOR) 204 00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:42,000 Can you hear it? 205 00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:44,760 That's celestial music. 206 00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:54,920 Well, celestial... It's music. 207 00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:11,160 There! 208 00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:23,000 Don Filippo, don't pretend you're crazy. I'm not buying it. 209 00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:27,760 - Ah! - See? You ended up in Hell. 210 00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:36,800 Pretty good! 211 00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:40,280 - Master Iacomo! - Oh! 212 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:44,080 How is that you only make pots and never make lids? 213 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:45,960 Yes... Strange! 214 00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:48,600 How is that? 215 00:15:49,360 --> 00:15:51,920 You go searching here, searching there,.. 216 00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:56,640 ..but when death catches you, what will be left of your whims? 217 00:15:56,880 --> 00:15:58,960 Vanity of vanities. 218 00:15:59,520 --> 00:16:02,080 You are happy with your pleasures,.. 219 00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:06,440 ..enjoying only silver and gold, finally what will be left for you? 220 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,280 Vanity of vanities. 221 00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:12,400 You go searching here, searching there,.. 222 00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:17,080 ..always pursuing happiness, healthy, cheerful, and carefree... 223 00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:19,360 Vanity of vanities. 224 00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:25,040 If you now watch in the mirror your serene face,.. 225 00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:30,560 ..surely you can't imagine what will be left one day of your vanity. 226 00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:35,840 All is vanity, only vanity live with joy and simplicity. 227 00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:40,800 Be good, if you can... all the rest is vanity. 228 00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:46,440 All is vanity, only vanity praise the Lord with humility!.. 229 00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:51,440 ..give Him all your love you shall not want ever. 230 00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:07,480 If you now watch in the mirror your serene face,.. 231 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:12,920 ..sure you can't imagine what will be left one day of your vanity. 232 00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:16,360 All is vanity, only vanity. 233 00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:19,120 Don Filippo, but what kind of liturgy is this? 234 00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:22,240 Nothing, it's a little thing I invented. 235 00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:23,880 It is called an oratorio. 236 00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:26,040 Just to stay together. 237 00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:30,280 We tell each other the lives of saints we sing a hymn... 238 00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:35,560 Basically, we are cheerful. So the Lord is also happy. 239 00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:39,240 - Happy now? - I couldn't ask for more. 240 00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:42,800 - What time is dinner? - This does not depend on us. 241 00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:44,640 - On whom does it depend? - You'll see. 242 00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:47,520 Don Filippo: Give us alms! 243 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:49,280 Anybody home? 244 00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:50,920 I can never hit it! 245 00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:54,960 - Shall we go? - Yes, but if they give us nothing, what shall we eat? 246 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:56,160 Nothing. 247 00:17:56,760 --> 00:17:58,040 Give us alms! 248 00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:02,720 - No answer here. - And so? 249 00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:06,200 Give us alms! 250 00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:09,160 Oh! 251 00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:11,320 Oh, you there! 252 00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:14,640 Give us alms! I have ten hungry mouths at home! 253 00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:17,440 How's that? You're a priest and have ten children?! 254 00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:20,760 Ten forsaken souls in need of everything. 255 00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:24,000 Illegitimate from an abandoned family, as you say in Rome. 256 00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:25,760 A poor wretch like me. 257 00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:27,360 - Like him?! - Who?! 258 00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:28,880 - Shut up! - Oh! 259 00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:29,960 Throw us down something! 260 00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:32,920 Can I throw you what I ate today? 261 00:18:33,120 --> 00:18:36,800 - Your leftovers are enough for us. - Prepare your sack. 262 00:18:37,320 --> 00:18:39,920 See? We made it. Ready! 263 00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:45,200 Here it is. 264 00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:51,200 - Is that what you ate today? - I just shat it out. 265 00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:54,560 - May God return you hundredfold. - Stop there! 266 00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:56,360 - What's in your sack? - Nothing. 267 00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:57,840 - Stolen goods? - No. 268 00:18:58,040 --> 00:18:59,840 - Let me see. - No, wait, it's... 269 00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:01,400 Let me see! 270 00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:03,600 Alright... 271 00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:24,640 It's not mine. It was given to me as alms. 272 00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:28,160 Perhaps it doesn't show, but I beg for alms. 273 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:31,760 - And they give you shit? - Not all do. 274 00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:34,880 On the other hand, one can't demand. Each gives what he has. 275 00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:43,000 Cirifischio, go. 276 00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:46,640 You know that Don Filippo doesn't want you to stay here. 277 00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:52,040 You must finish reading the cards. 278 00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:55,560 I want to know what fate has in store for me. 279 00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:58,800 Sit. 280 00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:10,200 Blow! 281 00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:16,080 You'll meet somebody... 282 00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:19,360 ...on a horse. 283 00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:22,160 Where? 284 00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:32,520 It's luck coming to you on a horse. 285 00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:41,280 You'll become rich and famous! 286 00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:44,000 It's all predicted by the Arcanes. 287 00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:48,920 You will travel the whole world! 288 00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:50,720 Can you see? 289 00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:58,120 You'll meet women of all colors, even black! 290 00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:01,640 They're not on the tarots, but... black! 291 00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:03,360 Black? 292 00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:06,720 Of skin, and hair. 293 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:10,200 Cirifischio, do you like black women? 294 00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:12,880 I don't know. 295 00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:16,160 - Would like to see one? - Eh?! 296 00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:21,120 I'll show you one... all black. 297 00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:22,800 Are you a wizard? 298 00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:24,120 No! 299 00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:27,040 No. 300 00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:28,640 Look. 301 00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:32,320 Can you see that hole? 302 00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:36,400 If you look through that hole behind the wall,.. 303 00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:46,280 ..there is always a Beautiful Black Woman undressing herself. 304 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:51,440 And admiring herself with a candle. 305 00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:57,000 - Shall I go look? - Go! 306 00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:24,080 My goodness, how black I am! 307 00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:27,840 No? 308 00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:31,960 She scares you. 309 00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:39,760 You'll grow up. 310 00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:43,200 Then you'll see if you like her. 311 00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:49,720 Here's the Cardinal nephew! Cardinal so to speak. 312 00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:52,240 Come, Cirifischio! Let's try anyway! 313 00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:53,640 Your eminence! 314 00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:57,080 We've been walking all night. 315 00:22:57,240 --> 00:22:59,880 Please, from your good heart. 316 00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:04,000 Oh! You, so young, are already a cardinal? 317 00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:05,800 But he's the Duke of Caprarola! 318 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:12,600 If you had been a Colonna, Orsini, or Farnese, you'd be born a cardinal too. 319 00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:14,200 Cirifischio: No shit! 320 00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:16,680 Your eminence, give us something. 321 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:23,160 - Give him what he deserves! - Thank you! Here, I'm ready! 322 00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:25,760 Darn...! 323 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,280 Sure, why not! 324 00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:30,560 This is for me and I thank you for that. 325 00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:32,960 But now, give me something for the boy. 326 00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:35,680 - No, no. I want nothing! - You're really stubborn. 327 00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:37,120 I'm thick headed. 328 00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:41,040 Haven't you heard the Cardinal? Piss off! 329 00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:44,040 - Oh, careful with your donkey! - Eminence! 330 00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:45,560 Just something for.. 331 00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:47,400 Don Filippo! 332 00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:50,720 Cirifischio! 333 00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:55,080 The horse must have frisked. 334 00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:58,320 - No, he did it on purpose. It was the faggot. - Who? 335 00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:01,640 - The one on the donkey! - Cirifischio, come here! 336 00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:03,280 Curse you! 337 00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:16,160 Laugh, laugh, faggot! I'm going to catch you alone! 338 00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:17,320 Let's go! 339 00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:27,840 Here's the faggot! Let's go! 340 00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:31,080 - Run, run! - I'm going that way! 341 00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:33,560 Let's hide! 342 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,040 So, do you remember me? 343 00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:21,720 Don't know! 344 00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:28,720 - Who are you? - We are Don Filippo's avengers! 345 00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:44,760 - And what do you plan to do me? - We'll do you the "pull"! 346 00:25:45,360 --> 00:25:46,720 What's the "pull"? 347 00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:51,200 We take off your pants, we keep you standing and I pull your balls. 348 00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:53,680 So you'll scream like an eagle. 349 00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:55,560 - No! - Catch him! 350 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,800 (INDISTINCT VOICES) 351 00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:02,360 You are really strong, five against one! 352 00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:05,200 Stop! 353 00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:10,880 I'm enough! 354 00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:19,880 He's not enough! 355 00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:24,280 (CHILDREN SHOUTING) 356 00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:35,280 He's not a faggot, she's a girl in disguise. 357 00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:41,840 What, aren't we doing her the "pull" anymore? 358 00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:44,640 - No. - Why? 359 00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:49,120 - Because girls don't have a penis. - What do they have? 360 00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:57,880 And who are you? What's your name? 361 00:26:58,000 --> 00:26:58,760 Leonetta. 362 00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:02,160 Leonetta, does the Cardinal know you are a girl? 363 00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:04,800 It was he who dressed me like a boy. 364 00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:08,120 - And why? - I'm Madame Lucretia's daughter. 365 00:27:09,120 --> 00:27:10,240 (WHISTLES) 366 00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:12,520 - So? - A famous whore! 367 00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:15,400 Shut up! What do you know? 368 00:27:17,360 --> 00:27:21,200 I was growing up in the brothel with the other whores' children,.. 369 00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:23,280 ..but Fr. Ignatius of Loyola.. 370 00:27:23,360 --> 00:27:26,280 ..said that young girls shouldn't live in brothels,.. 371 00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:29,080 ..otherwise they'll be learning prostitution from when they are little. 372 00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:31,840 He's right, that's not an appropriate place. 373 00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:36,320 According to you, is the convent of the poor virgins appropriate? 374 00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:38,000 They shut us in there. 375 00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:41,600 But they give you an education, they teach you for 7 years. 376 00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:45,920 Can you imagine 7 years with the Jesuits? Worse than jail! 377 00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:48,480 Now you'll tell me the brothel is better. 378 00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:52,160 In fact the Cardinal took me away and dressed me as a boy. 379 00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:55,480 I don't understand. 380 00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:58,440 Don Filippo, the Cardinal loves me. 381 00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:03,240 And that's why he should worry about your future,.. 382 00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:06,160 ..and send you to school like all little girls! 383 00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:13,320 So? 384 00:28:15,120 --> 00:28:16,880 But is he for real? 385 00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:19,760 (LAUGHTERS) He's a saint, he has no malice. 386 00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:24,080 Meaning I'm sort of a jerk? (LAUGHTERS) 387 00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:29,880 Don Filippo, the Cardinal loves me, but not the way you think! 388 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:31,240 Eh? 389 00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:33,880 How? 390 00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:35,840 You, all out! Out! 391 00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:38,720 Why are you listening? You won't understand, you're too little. 392 00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:40,320 Go all of you to the oratory. And you? 393 00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:43,480 - I'm big, I can listen. - But what... 394 00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:46,520 I hope you realize... 395 00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:50,240 Do you know what you're saying? Do you understand, don't you? 396 00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:53,040 I do. It's you who don't understand. 397 00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:58,600 Jesus, how is this possible? 398 00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:04,960 I, however, don't love the Cardinal. 399 00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:11,160 What do I care? I don't even know you. 400 00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:20,360 What are you doing? Stop her! 401 00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:35,560 (BACKGROUND MUSIC) 402 00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:55,040 - What have I done?! - Nothing. 403 00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:58,680 - And why did you hit me? - I? When? 404 00:30:59,080 --> 00:31:02,320 - Now, you slapped me! - Ah! 405 00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:05,640 I didn't slap you. I slapped the Devil! 406 00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:21,280 - Have you seen Leonetta? - Who is Leonetta? 407 00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:22,960 They haven't seen her. 408 00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:27,200 What, who is Leonetta? She's Madame Lucretia's daughter. 409 00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:31,000 - See? She knows her. - She's famous, you told me yourself. 410 00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:32,480 Where's Lucretia? 411 00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:36,080 She died of syphillis. She was filled with it up to the eyes. 412 00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:38,360 - Lucretia is dead? - That's what she said. 413 00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:40,800 Can you see how beautiful we are, Don Filippo? 414 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:45,480 It's all appearance. The infected Devil hides in the folds of the dress. 415 00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:47,640 We'll all end up that way. 416 00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:48,520 At you! 417 00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:51,520 Speak for yourself! Don't listen to her, Don Filippo. 418 00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:54,800 I'm a lily, a flower, as white as a sheet! 419 00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:58,280 I have dukes, marchises, ambassadors.. 420 00:31:58,480 --> 00:31:59,600 No kidding... 421 00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:02,760 We'll all end up in the poor's cemetery! They treat dogs better... 422 00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:05,320 These are all famous whores. 423 00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:07,080 Although not like in the old times,.. 424 00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:10,520 ..but they continue the tradition of the great Roman whores. 425 00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:14,320 Like Isabella Veluna, Imperia, Tullia d'Aragona, Fiammetta... 426 00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:17,680 Cirifischio, how's that you know so much about it? 427 00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:18,600 Mom. 428 00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:21,800 Behind every Roman, there always hides a whore's son. 429 00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:23,720 What do you say?! Let's leave. 430 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:25,240 And go to bed without dinner,.. 431 00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:26,880 ..also because we couldn't find anything. 432 00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:28,360 - Since we're here, Don Filippo! - Yes? 433 00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:32,800 - Would you give me a quickie? - If I knew how... 434 00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:36,120 - I know how. - Now, he knows how. 435 00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:37,240 Shut up, won't you? 436 00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:40,280 There are two there. I'm taking the Turkish. Let's get some! 437 00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:42,320 - What are you saying? - Why are you hitting me? 438 00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:44,800 You? I hit the Devil! 439 00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:48,000 Look what a handsome young man. What's your name? 440 00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:51,680 - My name is... - His name is Satan. Come away! Away! 441 00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:04,600 Did you see? She moved back to the Cardinal's. 442 00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:06,760 Apparently she liked it there. 443 00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:25,200 - What are you doing? - Shut up! 444 00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:29,600 What! Is he crazy? 445 00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:34,080 When you are big, I'll give you a white horse like mine. 446 00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:35,800 Your Eminence?! 447 00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:39,560 Yes? Who are you? What do you want? 448 00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:47,840 What did you do?! Run away! 449 00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:50,320 Let's beat it! 450 00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:57,920 Ah... 451 00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:01,040 No, let me go! 452 00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:02,560 No, I don't want! No! 453 00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:15,760 They kidnapped Cirifischio. 454 00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:20,040 Didn't he understand? 455 00:34:20,680 --> 00:34:22,480 I did understand. 456 00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:34,960 Let's go to bed. 457 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,400 Our Lady will not forsake us. 458 00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:55,440 - Have you said your prayers? - What do I care? 459 00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:03,880 Spiridione, go to sleep as well. 460 00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:31,120 (CELESTIAL MUSIC) 461 00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:03,440 I caught you, eh? 462 00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:08,080 Well done! But how did you understand it was me? 463 00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:13,000 Do you think Our Lady would appear to a sinner like me? 464 00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:35,480 Wow! 465 00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:40,240 (IMITATES HORSE) 466 00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:48,600 Beautiful family! 467 00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:50,400 Well... 468 00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:53,640 - Did you ask to see me? - Yes. 469 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:55,120 Make yourself comfortable. 470 00:36:58,320 --> 00:36:59,840 - Please! - Thank you. 471 00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:05,080 I heard you kidnapped one of the boys of the oratory. 472 00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:06,720 Ah, is he one of yours? 473 00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:08,480 And whose could he be? 474 00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:11,920 I am very glad. You are really a great educator. 475 00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:14,200 - Alas... - Sit down! 476 00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:19,440 I'll be forced to tell the Holy Father. 477 00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:22,120 You must forgive him, he's lively. 478 00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:24,000 Lively... 479 00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:26,400 He almost killed me. 480 00:37:27,640 --> 00:37:31,400 But I came to ask you the grace to set him free. 481 00:37:31,720 --> 00:37:36,240 You know that who attacks a priest, according to Canon Law,.. 482 00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:39,520 ..commits high-treason. 483 00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:43,560 I do, but you must not stick to such a rigid interpretation. 484 00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:45,600 Ah, well said. 485 00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:48,160 Well said! You preach really well. 486 00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:52,000 I'll be forced to tell the Holy Father. 487 00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:56,720 Our Sovereign, Paul IV, is a very moralistic man,.. 488 00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:58,160 ..strict. 489 00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:02,760 It's true. But what do you want to do, hang him? 490 00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:06,480 - Try to stop me. - I? 491 00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:11,320 And how could I, Your Eminence? Your are master. 492 00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:17,040 And who is this handsome lad? 493 00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:18,880 What's your name? 494 00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:21,320 - This is Leo. - Leo! 495 00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:25,880 - It's a rather shortened name. - Indeed. It comes from Leone. 496 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:27,920 Ah, then! Leone... 497 00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:30,400 It's still rather short. 498 00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:33,080 Indeed it comes from Leonetto. And Leonetto is busy. 499 00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:34,960 Leonetto, Leonetto... 500 00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:40,640 But do you remember the unhappy times of the Borgias,.. 501 00:38:40,720 --> 00:38:44,680 ..when cardinals had pages who were girls in disguise? 502 00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:48,680 - So? - So? 503 00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:51,400 I was saying that at that time,.. 504 00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:54,760 ..Leonetto would surely have been Leonetta. 505 00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:58,840 - Yes, but he is Leonetto. - Leonetto, Leonetto... 506 00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:03,320 Truly Leonetta sounds better. It's prettier in the feminine. 507 00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:05,400 Alright, but if he is a male.. 508 00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:07,680 Exactly, I say. Why, what did I say? 509 00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:08,480 No, no. 510 00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:11,600 I don't want to come! Let me go! 511 00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:12,880 No! 512 00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:18,920 Your Eminence, the police are here. Shall I deliver him to the Law? 513 00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:21,640 - Absolutely. - Careful, Your Excellency. 514 00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:25,360 Paul IV has no indulgence for human weakness. 515 00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:29,520 Because, according to you, breaking people's heads is human weakness. 516 00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:33,360 But I didn't mean his weakness, but yours... 517 00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:36,240 Mine? What's my weakness? 518 00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:38,680 Ah, I don't know. I don't know you. 519 00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:41,000 We should ask him. 520 00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:45,680 - Why him? - Because he knows you better. 521 00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:47,560 He's always next to you. 522 00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:50,960 And sometimes these pages,.. 523 00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:55,040 ..know much more of what they don't say. 524 00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:56,880 Oh, yes? 525 00:39:57,280 --> 00:39:58,840 And sometimes they do say. 526 00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:01,800 Leone', what are you waiting for? Speak! 527 00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:03,760 But I've already told. 528 00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:08,400 And I'll be forced to tell the Holy Father. 529 00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:12,240 Alright, but what shall I say to the police? Shall I give them the prisoner? 530 00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:14,040 Give them what?! 531 00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:18,600 Give them this boor! 532 00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:22,840 - May they both go to Hell! - All three. 533 00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:24,880 What, all three? 534 00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:27,680 So, single handedly, we take also him away. 535 00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:29,960 - And where? - What does it matter? 536 00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:33,040 But... 537 00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:37,880 - Are you taking him away? - Did you think I'd leave her with you? 538 00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:03,800 I'll never take it off. 539 00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:09,080 Father Ignatius! 540 00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:11,520 Father Ignatius! 541 00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:17,720 Father Ignatius! 542 00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:19,680 Pss! Hey, Fath... 543 00:41:21,720 --> 00:41:23,360 Answer! You scared me! 544 00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:33,560 Captain Jesus doesn't stay up there, he stays down here with flag in hand. 545 00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:36,560 Always down here with flag in hand. 546 00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:39,040 Jesus, my captain! 547 00:41:39,720 --> 00:41:44,800 He commands saints and soldiers and catches all the... 548 00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:49,800 ..devils red-handed. Jesus, my commander! 549 00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:55,480 Captain Jesus doesn't stay up there, but stays down here to fight with evil. 550 00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:58,640 Always down here to fight with evil,.. 551 00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:01,120 ..Jesus, my general! 552 00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:06,120 He chases from the den the Lutheran scum.. 553 00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:11,640 ..and the Jewish people. Jesus, my marshal! 554 00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:59,000 Captain Jesus doesn't stay up there, he stays down here to fight with evil. 555 00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:04,120 I bringing back a sheep that you lost. 556 00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:07,840 Blessed be he who comes in the name of the Lord. 557 00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:26,080 Leonetta! 558 00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:33,360 - I'll help you run away. - You promise. 559 00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:38,520 What are you reading? 560 00:43:38,720 --> 00:43:41,000 - The Imitation of Christ. - Ah! 561 00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:46,560 Thomas a Kempis is fundamental. A text I recommend to all. 562 00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:50,520 I must have read it at least twenty times, always in one shot. 563 00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:53,880 - I haven't, unfortunately, yet. - What, not yet? 564 00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:57,400 Well, no... I don't have time. 565 00:43:58,240 --> 00:44:00,160 But, when did it come out? 566 00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:03,400 - At least two centuries ago. - Ah, that's why. 567 00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:09,800 Of course you must have read Erasmus of Rotterdam's latest book. 568 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,200 I read it in one shot. 569 00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:15,000 - And you did wrong. - I knew that. 570 00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:19,480 Erasmus writes too well. Too much elegance chills devotion. 571 00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:23,000 I just read only 20 pages and I threw it out. 572 00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:24,800 - How? - Out of the window. 573 00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:25,960 Ah! 574 00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:28,920 Now that you told me... 575 00:44:29,080 --> 00:44:31,200 - And the Spiritual Exercises? - Eh? 576 00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:35,320 - Don't tell me that you read it. - No, my goodness! I didn't even open it. 577 00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:37,560 I took it and threw it away. 578 00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:39,920 - And you did right. - See? 579 00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:42,200 I wrote it. 580 00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:45,280 - No! - Yes, yes. 581 00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:48,640 Be patient with me. You must forgive me,.. 582 00:44:48,720 --> 00:44:51,680 ..but I am an ignorant priest and a liar. 583 00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:56,720 You are ignorant, but you are not a liar. 584 00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:00,200 You just wanted to please me. 585 00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:05,040 Anyway, I'll give you a copy of the Spiritual Exercises. 586 00:45:06,480 --> 00:45:09,000 Thus you'll be forced to read it. 587 00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:11,200 As a penance. 588 00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:14,520 Well, you are not soft, my Fr. Ignatius. 589 00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:26,520 Hey you, what are you doing here? 590 00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:28,680 Why aren't you in church, like all the others? 591 00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:31,680 Little boys go to church. I'm big. 592 00:45:32,720 --> 00:45:34,640 Oh, yes. That's true. Sorry. 593 00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:38,560 - They are doing the 40 hour devotion. - What's that? 594 00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:41,640 A little thing invented by Don Filippo. 595 00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:43,880 All pray continuously for forty hours,.. 596 00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:47,320 ..without eating or sleeping. Now they're praying for the Pope. 597 00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:49,640 What? 598 00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:53,080 They pray continuously for forty hours for Paul IV? 599 00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:57,040 Don Filippo says it won't even be enough. 600 00:45:57,600 --> 00:45:58,920 He's right. 601 00:45:59,920 --> 00:46:05,160 By the way, that Land of Plenty you told me about, does it really exist? 602 00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:09,200 - Darn me, if it's not true! - And where is it? 603 00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:13,280 At Bellinzona, in the land of the Basques! 604 00:46:14,520 --> 00:46:18,920 In a region they call "Enjoyment". 605 00:46:20,240 --> 00:46:23,360 the true Land of Plenty,.. 606 00:46:23,440 --> 00:46:26,000 ..where he who sleeps most, earns most! 607 00:46:27,720 --> 00:46:32,240 Where vines are tied with branches of sausages,.. 608 00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:38,320 ..and where rivers of vernaccia and moscatello wine.. 609 00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:43,520 ..flow through villages paved with cheese of Piacenza. 610 00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:44,560 Darn...! 611 00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:50,440 And the roofs are made of lasagna and macaroni as in a mosaic. 612 00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:54,920 the walls are made of pastry of Genoa and hard mints. 613 00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:58,280 Jujubes, arbutus berries.. 614 00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:02,240 ..whitened with ricotta. (WAILS) 615 00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:04,760 Master Iacomo, when are we leaving? 616 00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:14,360 And Leonetta? 617 00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:18,200 - Did you forget Leonetta? - No. 618 00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:22,040 Remember, you promised her. 619 00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:28,280 First, we must snatch her from the hands of the Jesuits. 620 00:47:32,960 --> 00:47:36,360 Praise always the Providence of the Lord. 621 00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:42,040 Martin Luther is born out of the bane of mankind. 622 00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:47,360 The plague of heresy infests Christianity. 623 00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:51,240 The Turk wins in Hungary,.. 624 00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:57,120 ..and the Christian kingdoms of Rhodes, Cyprus, La Goletta and Tripoli of Barbary.. 625 00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:02,600 ..fall under the hands of the monstrous sect of Mohammed, the false prophet. 626 00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:07,240 But, at the same time,.. 627 00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:11,600 ..the Lord reserves for us the discovery of many new kingdoms. 628 00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:16,480 Of immense seas and diverse lands without number. 629 00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:23,520 Congo, Malacca, Ethiopia, China, Brazil, Japan,.. 630 00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:29,520 ..it shows the truth of a popular saying:.. 631 00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:33,600 .."a door is closed and a main gate is opened". 632 00:48:35,520 --> 00:48:40,080 And today a golden main gate is opened to India,.. 633 00:48:41,680 --> 00:48:46,240 ..to extend the glory of the Lord, and convert the savages.. 634 00:48:46,680 --> 00:48:49,600 ..and extend the boundaries of the Christian kingdom.. 635 00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:55,120 ..confined within its limits by the strength of the Moors and the poison of heresy. 636 00:48:55,440 --> 00:48:59,640 For this, we bid farewell to Fr. Francis Xavier,.. 637 00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:02,880 ..about to leave for India,.. 638 00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:05,280 ..where he will teach the Holy Gospel. 639 00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:07,400 Here I am, Father. I am ready. 640 00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:15,240 You too, dear brother, are going to teach the Gospel to the Indians? 641 00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:16,840 No, to the people of the Congo. 642 00:49:17,160 --> 00:49:19,240 Ah! Well, well. 643 00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:24,720 If however, when you leave, you should exit through St. John's Gate,.. 644 00:49:26,240 --> 00:49:29,480 ..stop one moment and look around. 645 00:49:29,640 --> 00:49:33,640 You will notice that Congo begins right at the Aurelian Walls. 646 00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:37,480 What do you mean? 647 00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:43,600 It would help if somebody stayed in Rome.. 648 00:49:43,720 --> 00:49:46,280 ..to teach the Gospel to the Romans. 649 00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:53,480 Dear Don Filippo, how can I help you? 650 00:49:53,640 --> 00:49:56,840 Since today is visiting day for parents,.. 651 00:49:56,960 --> 00:49:59,720 ..I came to ask news about Leonetta. 652 00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:02,920 - Why, are you her father? - No, I say... 653 00:50:03,280 --> 00:50:06,560 Since we don't know her father while her mother... 654 00:50:08,120 --> 00:50:10,400 Well, somebody must take care of this. 655 00:50:10,480 --> 00:50:13,120 If I'm bothering you, I'll come another time. 656 00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:15,200 Call Leonetta! 657 00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:19,520 By the way, have you read the Spiritual Exercises? 658 00:50:19,640 --> 00:50:22,360 Alas, I didn't have a minute to spare. 659 00:50:24,400 --> 00:50:25,960 Go, Cirifischio! 660 00:50:28,160 --> 00:50:30,080 - But where are you taking me? - Sh! 661 00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:36,920 - Leonetta! - Cirifischio! 662 00:50:37,120 --> 00:50:38,760 Do as I told you, go! 663 00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:42,760 What are you doing? 664 00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:45,000 Do you know what a convent violator faces? 665 00:50:45,080 --> 00:50:46,880 Yes, I do. 666 00:50:48,040 --> 00:50:52,120 He faces dismemberment and the stake. 667 00:50:53,200 --> 00:50:56,120 And the scattering of ashes in the gutter! 668 00:50:56,960 --> 00:50:59,320 That's why I brought the boy. 669 00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:01,120 Go! 670 00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:03,680 Catch them! 671 00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:05,920 Move! 672 00:51:06,560 --> 00:51:08,200 But who are you? 673 00:51:21,080 --> 00:51:23,160 You have an efficient organization. 674 00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:26,320 We are a combat unit. 675 00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:30,040 We are Christ's team against Satan's crew. 676 00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:31,920 We are soldiers! 677 00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:37,640 I was Charles V's soldier before being Christ's. 678 00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:42,320 This leg was busted during the siege of Pamplona. 679 00:51:44,240 --> 00:51:46,440 Wait. Can I help you? 680 00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:52,040 Is it still painful? 681 00:51:52,560 --> 00:51:55,800 I cry when the weather changes. 682 00:51:56,400 --> 00:51:58,200 Don't mention it. 683 00:51:59,440 --> 00:52:02,440 - What do you have? - Two broken ribs. 684 00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:06,200 I fell as a dead body on St. Sebastian's altar when I was called. 685 00:52:06,320 --> 00:52:07,440 Whose? 686 00:52:08,160 --> 00:52:10,680 I say, when I had my calling. 687 00:52:10,880 --> 00:52:14,040 But they reattached themselves badly, all crooked... 688 00:52:14,240 --> 00:52:15,600 Are you telling me? 689 00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:18,880 Three times, I broke my leg with a hammer. 690 00:52:20,160 --> 00:52:25,000 - The bones knitted worse every time. - I prefer to keep them this way. 691 00:52:25,080 --> 00:52:27,960 Should I have had my breast hammered? 692 00:52:28,320 --> 00:52:31,400 I was healed through St. Paul's intercession. 693 00:52:31,680 --> 00:52:34,080 I preferred not to bother anyone. 694 00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:37,240 I saw Our Lady. 695 00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:42,840 Where? 696 00:52:44,080 --> 00:52:46,160 - I saw her three times. - Wow! 697 00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:49,480 Once in Spain, another in Jerusalem,.. 698 00:52:49,760 --> 00:52:52,320 ..and once in Italy, near Padua. 699 00:52:52,960 --> 00:52:54,520 Even in Italy? 700 00:52:55,520 --> 00:52:59,280 Then I understood that God broke my leg to heal me. 701 00:53:03,720 --> 00:53:04,640 Good. 702 00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:08,360 - Do you often eat bread and water? - Always. 703 00:53:08,600 --> 00:53:12,440 That's why you see Our Lady. Hunger gives you hallucinations. 704 00:53:14,120 --> 00:53:16,240 But I see other things too. 705 00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:19,080 Such as? 706 00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:24,200 I see Leonetta running away with one of your boys. 707 00:53:24,320 --> 00:53:25,720 The little, dark one. 708 00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:29,000 You have the gift of clairvoyance, how can you do that? 709 00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:32,080 If you turn, you'll see them too. 710 00:53:34,120 --> 00:53:35,000 Cirifischio! 711 00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:47,400 Excellency, God protect us! Such things are happening. 712 00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:53,360 Hey! 713 00:53:56,320 --> 00:53:58,320 And the Devil could not miss this! 714 00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:01,240 How did you understand that he is the Devil? 715 00:54:01,360 --> 00:54:03,200 If I don't know him... 716 00:54:03,560 --> 00:54:04,520 Let's go! 717 00:54:05,160 --> 00:54:09,040 - Do you know what happens to Cirifischio, if we catch him? - Yes, I do! 718 00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:18,960 - Hurry up! You walk at snail's pace! - I'd rather see you walking with my leg! 719 00:54:19,040 --> 00:54:20,400 Excuse me, may I? 720 00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:30,640 - Fr. Ignatius! - Eh? 721 00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:34,200 You, deal with the children. I'll be back to you soon. 722 00:54:56,800 --> 00:54:57,840 Oh, oh... 723 00:55:06,880 --> 00:55:09,840 No! Not that, Don Filippo! 724 00:55:11,560 --> 00:55:12,480 No, eh! No! 725 00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:14,920 No! 726 00:55:15,160 --> 00:55:16,080 Go away! 727 00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:17,320 Go away! 728 00:55:18,200 --> 00:55:19,480 No, go away! 729 00:55:20,160 --> 00:55:22,080 No Holy Water! 730 00:55:24,520 --> 00:55:26,080 - No Holy Water! - Oh yes! 731 00:55:28,320 --> 00:55:31,280 (GASPING) 732 00:55:40,560 --> 00:55:42,840 (SEETHING) 733 00:56:04,640 --> 00:56:06,520 Good night, Master Iacomo. 734 00:56:07,360 --> 00:56:11,160 - Let me go! - Don't move! 735 00:56:12,640 --> 00:56:13,720 Stop! 736 00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:16,920 Let them go. 737 00:56:26,880 --> 00:56:30,000 (SENTIMENTAL MUSIC) 738 00:56:54,720 --> 00:56:57,920 Lovely! They look like two birdies in a nest. 739 00:57:01,600 --> 00:57:03,160 What shall we do about them? 740 00:57:06,480 --> 00:57:10,040 Birdies fly, let them fly. 741 00:57:10,800 --> 00:57:15,520 All is vanity, only vanity Praise the Lord with humility!.. 742 00:57:15,760 --> 00:57:20,280 ..give Him all your love and you shall lack nothing. 743 00:57:42,600 --> 00:57:47,480 All is vanity, only vanity live with joy and simplicity!.. 744 00:57:47,720 --> 00:57:52,400 ..be good, if you can... all the rest is vanity. 745 00:58:15,680 --> 00:58:19,080 Oh, what a beautiful castle tra-la-la 746 00:58:19,360 --> 00:58:23,080 Oh, what a beautiful castle tra-la-la! 747 00:58:38,800 --> 00:58:42,000 Oh, what a beautiful castle tra-la-la 748 00:58:42,240 --> 00:58:45,800 Oh, what a beautiful castle tra-la-la! 749 00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:49,200 Run! 750 00:58:51,360 --> 00:58:52,400 Don't pull! 751 00:58:53,600 --> 00:58:55,160 What's that, a rooster? 752 00:58:55,360 --> 00:58:57,400 What does it have under its throat? 753 00:58:59,760 --> 00:59:01,600 What's that, a big bird? 754 00:59:01,760 --> 00:59:04,920 - Don Filippo, what kind of beast is that? - It's a griffin bird. 755 00:59:05,160 --> 00:59:07,040 It must be a basilisk. 756 00:59:07,200 --> 00:59:10,000 - You jerk, they don't exist. - Don Filippo, what's that? 757 00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:15,080 What? This is an Indian rooster. It's called also turkey. 758 00:59:15,280 --> 00:59:18,240 Do you know who gave it to us? Fr. Ignatius. 759 00:59:18,800 --> 00:59:21,440 - The missionaries from Brazil brought it. - Is it ferocious? 760 00:59:21,680 --> 00:59:23,520 - It's good with potatoes. - With what? 761 00:59:23,640 --> 00:59:25,520 - Potatoes. - What's that? 762 00:59:26,160 --> 00:59:30,360 Other things that come from America like tobacco and tomatoes. 763 00:59:30,640 --> 00:59:33,160 - What's America? - Alright, enough! 764 00:59:35,520 --> 00:59:38,880 - Then we can eat it. - Can't you see it started to cry? 765 00:59:38,960 --> 00:59:41,200 Of course, it heard that it had to die. 766 00:59:41,440 --> 00:59:45,800 Come, I'll kill it. I'll choke it with my hand. 767 00:59:46,240 --> 00:59:49,360 - Quiet, Maria! - I can do it! 768 00:59:49,600 --> 00:59:52,080 When I was little I killed a cat. 769 00:59:52,720 --> 00:59:55,120 Here comes Bloody Mary. 770 00:59:55,520 --> 00:59:59,440 Don Filippo! No problem, if you wish I'll kill it. 771 01:00:00,320 --> 01:00:03,320 No, thank you. Don't bother. Let's go. 772 01:00:03,840 --> 01:00:07,200 - What did she want to do? - She wanted to kill it herself. 773 01:00:08,800 --> 01:00:10,480 What! No, no... 774 01:00:10,640 --> 01:00:12,120 Let's go now. 775 01:00:12,200 --> 01:00:15,720 - Are they going to eat it all?! - They'll leave something for us. 776 01:00:19,160 --> 01:00:20,680 (FOOTSTEPS) 777 01:00:32,680 --> 01:00:35,560 Here are the pigeons. You've become so beautiful, Leonetta. 778 01:00:36,040 --> 01:00:38,240 Yes, like the bottom of a frying-pan. 779 01:00:40,720 --> 01:00:42,120 He is handsome. 780 01:00:48,400 --> 01:00:50,560 I know you're getting engaged today. 781 01:00:51,840 --> 01:00:52,640 Yes. 782 01:00:53,760 --> 01:00:56,960 And then I'll also have to find a job. 783 01:00:59,360 --> 01:01:01,280 Today it's St. John's Eve. 784 01:01:01,440 --> 01:01:04,960 Salome's ghost wanders around Lateran Square.. 785 01:01:05,040 --> 01:01:07,760 ..looking for the Baptist's head. 786 01:01:08,320 --> 01:01:11,360 - Are you going too? - To look for the Baptist's head? 787 01:01:11,440 --> 01:01:13,360 No, no. After, to the party. 788 01:01:14,120 --> 01:01:18,880 Everybody is going. Witches, wizards, demons... Everyone. 789 01:01:19,920 --> 01:01:21,240 We have guests for dinner. 790 01:01:21,440 --> 01:01:24,160 Indeed. They're respectable people, Church people. 791 01:01:24,320 --> 01:01:27,880 Actually, I'd better go help Don Filippo in the kitchen, it's already late. Bye! 792 01:01:29,200 --> 01:01:32,000 (DISTANT WAILS) 793 01:01:36,080 --> 01:01:38,440 - Somebody's crying. - Where? 794 01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:43,040 Inside there. 795 01:01:43,520 --> 01:01:46,920 - It's the fire. - With that kind of voice? 796 01:01:47,840 --> 01:01:50,000 Sure! It's its voice. 797 01:01:50,320 --> 01:01:53,880 The fire speaks, has a human voice, sort of tormented. 798 01:01:55,520 --> 01:01:58,880 (WAILS) 799 01:02:02,400 --> 01:02:04,280 They sound like the voices of damned souls. 800 01:02:04,400 --> 01:02:07,960 Such gloomy thoughts from a boy about to get married! 801 01:02:08,880 --> 01:02:11,440 Have you thought of something to give to Leonetta? 802 01:02:12,320 --> 01:02:14,280 And what can I give her, since I'm penniless? 803 01:02:14,480 --> 01:02:18,920 Take the sack full of coal, and carry it to the farrier of Tordinona. 804 01:02:19,560 --> 01:02:21,640 You'll get a nice surprise. 805 01:02:25,280 --> 01:02:26,520 - Is this it? - Yes. 806 01:02:29,120 --> 01:02:30,840 - Shall I go? - Go! 807 01:02:37,360 --> 01:02:41,520 Boss, I brought you the sack, the old woman sends it to you. 808 01:02:41,840 --> 01:02:44,840 - What old woman? - The broom maker. 809 01:02:45,080 --> 01:02:49,000 Look who is here! Do you remember me? 810 01:02:59,520 --> 01:03:03,880 They told me you are about to marry Leonetta. 811 01:03:04,320 --> 01:03:06,560 Alright, I brought it anyway. 812 01:03:12,320 --> 01:03:13,040 Can you see? 813 01:03:14,040 --> 01:03:16,600 I still have the scar you inflicted on me. 814 01:03:18,480 --> 01:03:19,920 Scars remain. 815 01:03:21,520 --> 01:03:24,160 I know, but not only those made with stones. 816 01:03:24,400 --> 01:03:28,080 Leonetta also still has the scar that I inflicted on her. 817 01:03:29,520 --> 01:03:31,440 (LAUGHS) 818 01:03:32,160 --> 01:03:33,080 Dark boy... 819 01:03:33,840 --> 01:03:35,000 Cool down. 820 01:03:39,200 --> 01:03:40,640 So we are even. 821 01:03:43,440 --> 01:03:45,960 And with this I'm still in the lead! 822 01:03:50,040 --> 01:03:52,720 This is Fr. Francis Xavier,.. 823 01:03:52,960 --> 01:03:55,960 ..who's just returned from India. Please come in. 824 01:03:56,800 --> 01:04:00,800 And this is Fr. Ignatius, who has always been with us. 825 01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:03,560 Always cheerful. 826 01:04:04,800 --> 01:04:07,000 Have you read the Spiritual Exercises? 827 01:04:07,160 --> 01:04:09,240 - Give me some time. - Even more? 828 01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:15,360 These are Theresa of Avila and John of the Cross. 829 01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:17,480 Please, come in. 830 01:04:18,480 --> 01:04:20,920 They are the founders of the Discalced Carmelites. 831 01:04:21,120 --> 01:04:24,360 - But why are they wearing shoes? - Why is none of your business. 832 01:04:24,560 --> 01:04:26,040 What do you care? 833 01:04:26,240 --> 01:04:28,280 Cardinal Charles Borromeo is coming. 834 01:04:28,400 --> 01:04:31,600 And since he's from Milan, don't show your bad manners right away! 835 01:04:33,640 --> 01:04:34,840 Your Eminence! 836 01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:37,680 What are... 837 01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:39,040 He tripped. 838 01:04:39,360 --> 01:04:42,600 Please, you shouldn't do this in front of a poor priest. 839 01:04:42,680 --> 01:04:44,920 It's also a matter of hierarchy. 840 01:04:45,120 --> 01:04:47,360 Indeed it's a matter of hierarchy. 841 01:04:47,600 --> 01:04:52,000 I'm your superior in dignity, you're my superior in holiness. 842 01:04:52,640 --> 01:04:54,800 Don Filippo, come here. 843 01:04:57,560 --> 01:04:59,240 Excuse me for a moment. 844 01:05:00,680 --> 01:05:04,920 Do you allow them to put paper boats in the Holy Water? 845 01:05:05,360 --> 01:05:06,520 That's bad. 846 01:05:07,280 --> 01:05:09,400 It's bad that you sank them. 847 01:05:09,600 --> 01:05:11,680 I'll have to build them again. 848 01:05:11,760 --> 01:05:15,440 These are my little children. We live here. 849 01:05:15,640 --> 01:05:19,040 We pray, sing. We do some good, all together. 850 01:05:19,200 --> 01:05:21,360 Boys and girls in promiscuity? 851 01:05:21,560 --> 01:05:24,160 The Lord made us in promiscuity, there are men and women. 852 01:05:24,320 --> 01:05:25,200 And faggots too! 853 01:05:27,600 --> 01:05:28,680 What did he say? 854 01:05:29,280 --> 01:05:31,440 He doesn't know a thing. It's just... 855 01:05:31,840 --> 01:05:33,440 Indeed there are... 856 01:05:34,560 --> 01:05:38,240 Are we paying attention to Sciaboletta? He's demented, Reverend Mother. 857 01:05:38,480 --> 01:05:43,560 By the way, Fr. Ignatius, if you act as witness at Leonetta's wedding,.. 858 01:05:45,040 --> 01:05:47,000 ..what do you and I become? 859 01:05:47,560 --> 01:05:48,880 I don't know. 860 01:05:50,960 --> 01:05:52,720 We become... comrades? 861 01:05:54,120 --> 01:05:57,280 - Why, are you the girl's Father? - No! 862 01:05:57,680 --> 01:05:58,800 How can you say that? 863 01:05:59,200 --> 01:06:01,240 (grumpy) Then we don't become anything. 864 01:06:01,440 --> 01:06:03,040 Don't get angry. 865 01:06:04,120 --> 01:06:05,120 That's too bad. 866 01:06:07,680 --> 01:06:09,880 Did you want to become my comrade? 867 01:06:11,040 --> 01:06:12,920 No, no. My goodness. 868 01:06:15,840 --> 01:06:16,720 That's too bad. 869 01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:20,080 Don Filippo, why is Cirifischio so late? 870 01:06:20,960 --> 01:06:24,680 I don't know. He'll come. In the mean time, will you sit down? Please! 871 01:06:26,480 --> 01:06:28,720 Leonetta, don't worry, he'll come. 872 01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:32,680 Soon, the turkey too will soon be coming. 873 01:06:32,800 --> 01:06:35,160 We asked the inn to cook it for us,.. 874 01:06:35,280 --> 01:06:38,640 ..because we are not equipped for tortures. 875 01:06:39,720 --> 01:06:42,840 In the mean time, ladies and gentlemen, would you enjoy, I don't know,.. 876 01:06:42,960 --> 01:06:46,280 ..a hymn, a short sermon, a saint's life, I.. 877 01:06:46,400 --> 01:06:51,800 On a dark night, Kindled in love with yearnings... oh, happy chance! 878 01:06:51,920 --> 01:06:56,000 I went forth without being observed, My house being now at rest. 879 01:07:00,640 --> 01:07:01,600 He's a mystic. 880 01:07:02,480 --> 01:07:03,280 Ah, that's why. 881 01:07:04,160 --> 01:07:07,000 But today is St. John's Feast. 882 01:07:07,280 --> 01:07:08,080 Good! 883 01:07:08,240 --> 01:07:12,800 Then, Sciaboletta will tell us about St. John's life. 884 01:07:14,200 --> 01:07:16,960 - But why me? - Why do you ask? 885 01:07:17,160 --> 01:07:19,560 He knows all the Golden Legend. 886 01:07:19,640 --> 01:07:23,120 Whichever saint you ask about, he knows his life, death, and miracles. 887 01:07:23,280 --> 01:07:26,240 Spiridione, stop for a second. Let him speak. 888 01:07:26,640 --> 01:07:28,840 First, there are three St. Johns. 889 01:07:28,960 --> 01:07:31,800 St. John the Baptist, St. John the Evangelist.. 890 01:07:31,920 --> 01:07:34,200 ..and St. John at the Lateran. 891 01:07:34,480 --> 01:07:36,680 Yes, and St. John at the Latin Gate! Go! 892 01:07:36,960 --> 01:07:40,040 They are much better with singing. Isn't it, Spiridione? 893 01:07:40,120 --> 01:07:41,680 Play, that's better. 894 01:07:45,360 --> 01:07:47,600 Let us hear something. 895 01:07:47,920 --> 01:07:50,160 Would you like us to sing "Jesus who are there above"? 896 01:07:50,480 --> 01:07:53,080 - Jesus is not there above! - Ah, no? 897 01:07:55,520 --> 01:07:57,320 Jesus is not there above! 898 01:07:58,160 --> 01:07:59,200 But why? 899 01:07:59,600 --> 01:08:04,160 Do you think that Jesus is sitting in heaven with nothing to do? 900 01:08:05,200 --> 01:08:08,280 To radiate glory in a multitude of angels and saints? 901 01:08:08,520 --> 01:08:09,480 And where is he? 902 01:08:11,520 --> 01:08:14,120 Jesus is in the fight. Down on Earth! 903 01:08:15,680 --> 01:08:18,720 Don Filippo told us he was in heaven. 904 01:08:18,800 --> 01:08:20,080 Shut up... 905 01:08:25,960 --> 01:08:30,080 - Is that what you told them? - Actually, that's what I knew. 906 01:08:30,480 --> 01:08:32,440 Also because of the Our Father. 907 01:08:32,680 --> 01:08:34,520 (CHILDREN CHEER) 908 01:08:45,280 --> 01:08:48,840 - Do you know at least where he went? - I don't know, but he'll come. 909 01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:57,760 Silence! 910 01:08:58,400 --> 01:09:01,400 Fr. Francis Xavier begs you to be silent! 911 01:09:03,800 --> 01:09:04,760 Thank you. 912 01:09:06,680 --> 01:09:10,280 Before eating this beast coming from Brazil,.. 913 01:09:10,640 --> 01:09:14,440 ..I'd like to think of our missionary brethren.. 914 01:09:14,640 --> 01:09:18,680 ..who, in Brazil, are being eaten by the cannibals of the Caribbeans. 915 01:09:22,200 --> 01:09:24,320 Let me see you. 916 01:09:26,400 --> 01:09:29,960 - Is she crying for the missionaries? - No, she's crying for the turkey. 917 01:09:30,960 --> 01:09:32,920 She has exquisite feelings. 918 01:09:35,560 --> 01:09:37,040 Cirifischio! 919 01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:40,400 I killed the Duke of Caprarola. 920 01:09:42,160 --> 01:09:44,200 - I have to run away. - I'm coming with you. 921 01:09:44,880 --> 01:09:45,840 And where? 922 01:09:49,520 --> 01:09:51,200 I don't know where I'm going. 923 01:10:09,040 --> 01:10:10,360 And now.. 924 01:10:10,960 --> 01:10:14,240 ..not even all you together can save me. 925 01:10:18,320 --> 01:10:19,640 Don Filippo,.. 926 01:10:26,680 --> 01:10:28,600 ..take care of Leonetta. 927 01:10:36,840 --> 01:10:37,800 But... 928 01:10:38,080 --> 01:10:39,080 And I? 929 01:10:40,720 --> 01:10:42,400 - I have to go. - No. 930 01:10:55,240 --> 01:10:58,560 (WAILS IN THE DISTANCE) 931 01:11:20,840 --> 01:11:21,640 What! 932 01:11:22,720 --> 01:11:24,680 Have you gone crazy? 933 01:11:26,080 --> 01:11:26,800 No, eh! 934 01:11:27,040 --> 01:11:28,400 Now I'm going to tell you. 935 01:11:28,800 --> 01:11:30,280 Not the fire! 936 01:11:30,880 --> 01:11:32,200 Not the fire! 937 01:11:32,400 --> 01:11:36,400 - Go into the fire! - No way I'll be burned at the stake. 938 01:11:36,680 --> 01:11:37,440 Where are you going? 939 01:11:37,600 --> 01:11:39,680 Stop acting, you are not afraid of the fire. 940 01:11:39,760 --> 01:11:41,920 What do you think I am? Joan of Arc? 941 01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:43,440 - Come here! - No! 942 01:11:43,600 --> 01:11:44,640 - Help! - Stop! 943 01:11:44,800 --> 01:11:46,400 - Help! - Stop! 944 01:11:46,920 --> 01:11:48,480 I'm going to catch you, you know? 945 01:11:48,880 --> 01:11:49,800 Stop! 946 01:11:50,400 --> 01:11:52,240 Is that so? This is for you! 947 01:12:01,040 --> 01:12:03,920 Ah, so you don't only receive it... 948 01:12:04,920 --> 01:12:09,200 When you can, if you get a chance, you return it. 949 01:12:10,840 --> 01:12:15,120 This is life, my son. It's all debit and credit. 950 01:12:15,600 --> 01:12:16,640 A shitty one. 951 01:12:16,840 --> 01:12:20,160 For lack of better, let's content ourselves with what we have. 952 01:12:27,960 --> 01:12:28,840 Well done! 953 01:12:29,520 --> 01:12:30,440 Let's go! 954 01:12:31,200 --> 01:12:32,000 Pass! 955 01:12:33,440 --> 01:12:34,080 Shoot! 956 01:12:34,760 --> 01:12:35,640 Shoot! 957 01:12:36,160 --> 01:12:37,040 Here! 958 01:12:42,400 --> 01:12:43,600 Keep him! 959 01:12:44,640 --> 01:12:46,880 Another point! I can't believe it! 960 01:12:47,240 --> 01:12:48,200 Pass! 961 01:12:50,000 --> 01:12:50,960 Too bad! 962 01:12:51,600 --> 01:12:53,920 Give me the ball, I'm going mad! 963 01:12:57,520 --> 01:12:59,400 Why are your kicking it at his eyes? 964 01:13:02,880 --> 01:13:04,560 Dear Fr. Ignatius,.. 965 01:13:06,480 --> 01:13:08,360 ..I need to exercise more. 966 01:13:12,480 --> 01:13:13,840 But not like that! 967 01:13:15,800 --> 01:13:17,840 - By the way... - Yes? 968 01:13:18,280 --> 01:13:23,720 Once I gave you the Spiritual Exercises. Have you read it? 969 01:13:23,920 --> 01:13:26,280 - Give me some time. - Time? 970 01:13:27,360 --> 01:13:31,120 I gave them to you before Fr. Francis Xavier went to India. 971 01:13:31,240 --> 01:13:34,040 He stayed there for ages, came back and went to Japan. 972 01:13:34,160 --> 01:13:36,560 Now he's in China, or where God knows. 973 01:13:36,760 --> 01:13:40,560 And you didn't have the time to read a book so thin? 974 01:13:40,760 --> 01:13:42,680 It's just that... (VOICES) Excuse me! 975 01:13:44,520 --> 01:13:46,880 Yours are winning, Fr. Ignatius. 976 01:13:49,520 --> 01:13:51,240 They scored another one. 977 01:13:52,280 --> 01:13:54,040 I ordered them to. 978 01:13:54,280 --> 01:13:58,240 - How come, do they obey you in this too? - Always. 979 01:14:00,400 --> 01:14:02,640 But following orders is not enough. 980 01:14:02,840 --> 01:14:06,120 That's imperfect obedience, of first degree. 981 01:14:06,400 --> 01:14:09,880 - Why? Is there a second degree of obedience? - Of course. 982 01:14:10,480 --> 01:14:13,920 When one identifies with his superior's will. 983 01:14:14,480 --> 01:14:18,080 Then he also feels pleasure in obedience. 984 01:14:18,280 --> 01:14:20,240 - And that's perfect. - No. 985 01:14:21,240 --> 01:14:22,280 As you said. 986 01:14:22,800 --> 01:14:25,840 Only third degree obedience is perfect. 987 01:14:25,960 --> 01:14:30,080 When one not only wills but thinks as the superior. 988 01:14:30,840 --> 01:14:34,000 - Ah, when opinions are identical. - No. 989 01:14:35,240 --> 01:14:36,240 Of course. 990 01:14:36,640 --> 01:14:40,320 When one does not belong to himself anymore but to his superior,.. 991 01:14:40,480 --> 01:14:44,360 ..as a stick in the hand, with no will nor intellect. 992 01:14:45,360 --> 01:14:46,680 As a dead man. 993 01:14:48,080 --> 01:14:51,320 Very good! That's how we say it,.. 994 01:14:51,680 --> 01:14:53,560 ..as a corpse! 995 01:14:54,680 --> 01:14:58,080 - You understood everything. - In a way... 996 01:14:59,840 --> 01:15:04,240 - Would you like to become a Jesuit? - I really don't think so. 997 01:15:06,920 --> 01:15:07,840 Pass! 998 01:15:18,200 --> 01:15:19,000 Take it! 999 01:15:25,120 --> 01:15:26,400 Go! 1000 01:15:26,840 --> 01:15:28,960 Go! Go! 1001 01:15:30,400 --> 01:15:32,160 Ball! We're on the comeback! 1002 01:15:32,720 --> 01:15:34,920 A point? Almost. 1003 01:15:48,320 --> 01:15:50,360 Why are you looking at me like that? 1004 01:15:50,480 --> 01:15:51,960 They'll make you a saint! 1005 01:15:52,280 --> 01:15:54,760 What are you doing? Are you tempting me with vainglory? 1006 01:15:54,840 --> 01:15:58,960 No, I'm giving you good inspiration to hope. 1007 01:15:59,360 --> 01:16:02,480 In these days, there's quite a bunch on the street. 1008 01:16:02,760 --> 01:16:09,560 Theresa of Avila, John of the Cross, Francis Xavier, Charles Borromeo... 1009 01:16:11,840 --> 01:16:16,000 - And so? - They will all be made saints. 1010 01:16:16,520 --> 01:16:18,600 Listen how well it sounds. 1011 01:16:18,760 --> 01:16:23,680 St. Theresa of Avila, St. John of the Cross,.. 1012 01:16:24,800 --> 01:16:28,680 ..St. Francis Xavier, St. Charles Borromeo. 1013 01:16:29,440 --> 01:16:31,120 St. Philip Neri. 1014 01:16:31,560 --> 01:16:32,480 No... 1015 01:16:33,200 --> 01:16:35,800 - This doesn't sound right. - It does. 1016 01:16:37,040 --> 01:16:39,880 Does only what you like sound right? 1017 01:16:55,520 --> 01:16:59,360 (VOICES) 1018 01:17:10,320 --> 01:17:11,160 Shoot! 1019 01:17:14,400 --> 01:17:15,680 Go! 1020 01:17:17,240 --> 01:17:18,560 Go! 1021 01:17:24,600 --> 01:17:25,600 Here! 1022 01:17:27,120 --> 01:17:29,560 Guicciardetto, stop! Give him his hat back. 1023 01:17:30,600 --> 01:17:34,000 - I told you to give him his hat back! - Alright, here it is. 1024 01:17:37,240 --> 01:17:40,200 Can't you ever be serious? 1025 01:17:40,800 --> 01:17:42,920 Are you? Are you serious? 1026 01:17:43,120 --> 01:17:44,640 Come on, stand up! Scared? 1027 01:17:44,920 --> 01:17:46,320 Let's fly, come! 1028 01:17:48,720 --> 01:17:50,920 Fly... fly... 1029 01:17:52,600 --> 01:17:56,120 I saw a big horse! Let's go and talk to him! 1030 01:17:57,200 --> 01:17:58,640 Is it you, big horse? 1031 01:18:00,400 --> 01:18:02,600 He's talking. Pet him! 1032 01:18:05,520 --> 01:18:06,360 Sh! 1033 01:18:26,640 --> 01:18:28,840 Come here and kick it! 1034 01:18:28,920 --> 01:18:29,920 Come here! 1035 01:18:33,520 --> 01:18:34,920 Kick it! 1036 01:18:36,920 --> 01:18:38,040 No. 1037 01:18:38,840 --> 01:18:41,280 Great! He broke his big toe. 1038 01:18:41,640 --> 01:18:44,720 Be good... if you can. 1039 01:18:46,240 --> 01:18:47,720 (CHILD COMPLAINS) 1040 01:18:47,960 --> 01:18:49,560 Let's go to the Beautiful Black Woman's! 1041 01:18:49,680 --> 01:18:51,840 (VOICES OF CHILDREN) 1042 01:18:57,240 --> 01:19:01,400 - Let's go to the Beautiful Black Woman's! - Yes, and eat the cakes! 1043 01:19:03,560 --> 01:19:07,120 - The last one is a piece of shit! - The first one will be eating it! 1044 01:19:20,680 --> 01:19:21,600 Take. 1045 01:19:23,600 --> 01:19:28,000 - Do the Moors have the Tiber? - Are savage women all beautiful like you? 1046 01:19:28,280 --> 01:19:32,240 - Is she baptized or damned? - Do you have the Pope in Turkey? 1047 01:19:32,400 --> 01:19:35,600 Are the children in your country as small as we are? 1048 01:19:35,840 --> 01:19:39,560 - Is Our Lady present in your country? - How much bullshit do you want to know? 1049 01:19:39,640 --> 01:19:41,960 Do boys have a penis or a vagina? 1050 01:19:42,080 --> 01:19:44,800 Is your country black even during the day? 1051 01:19:45,760 --> 01:19:48,920 I think that the Black Woman likes Ricciardetto. 1052 01:19:49,200 --> 01:19:51,800 Eat, what do you care? It's all free! 1053 01:20:04,280 --> 01:20:05,320 Come. 1054 01:20:05,520 --> 01:20:07,600 For you, I have a surprise. 1055 01:20:08,880 --> 01:20:10,360 Come. 1056 01:20:14,760 --> 01:20:18,240 Come, this is smoked, as you like it. 1057 01:20:18,520 --> 01:20:21,200 There is honey from bees of Moorland. 1058 01:20:21,360 --> 01:20:25,360 - And how are the bees in Moorland? - As big as this. 1059 01:20:26,080 --> 01:20:28,040 They have wings like butterflies. 1060 01:20:28,400 --> 01:20:30,360 Yellow, white, red... 1061 01:20:31,040 --> 01:20:34,320 And carry on the back beautiful naked little girls,.. 1062 01:20:35,200 --> 01:20:37,680 ..with long flowing hair. 1063 01:20:38,960 --> 01:20:41,840 - Would you like to come? - Where is Moorland? 1064 01:20:42,920 --> 01:20:48,360 In the kingdom of Prester John, beyond Persia and Armenia,.. 1065 01:20:48,480 --> 01:20:50,840 ..in the land of the Indians,.. 1066 01:20:50,920 --> 01:20:54,680 ..who are the black Saracens, also known as Ethiopians. 1067 01:20:59,640 --> 01:21:02,200 I knew you were there, you ugly boy! 1068 01:21:02,320 --> 01:21:04,640 We've been looking for you all day with the police. 1069 01:21:04,720 --> 01:21:07,080 Oh! Stop him! 1070 01:21:16,400 --> 01:21:17,600 I'm going to catch you, you know? 1071 01:21:18,320 --> 01:21:22,440 - Do you want to kill him? - Eh, no, Don Filippo! 1072 01:21:22,520 --> 01:21:26,000 You need to stop picking up the worst criminals from the street,.. 1073 01:21:26,080 --> 01:21:29,440 ..wranglers and stone throwers and making them friends with Ricciardetto,.. 1074 01:21:29,520 --> 01:21:34,120 ..who since he met you walks around so dirty that I can't recognize him. 1075 01:21:34,320 --> 01:21:36,760 - Is he a prince, according to you? - What do I know? 1076 01:21:36,840 --> 01:21:38,000 He's a prince! 1077 01:21:39,120 --> 01:21:41,040 I don't understand. 1078 01:21:41,560 --> 01:21:45,560 - You quarrel with me and hit him? - Do you think I can hit you? 1079 01:21:45,840 --> 01:21:48,880 I understand you, as a prince, wouldn't dirty your hands,.. 1080 01:21:48,960 --> 01:21:51,440 ..but if you need grave provocation, I,.. 1081 01:21:51,520 --> 01:21:54,280 ..as you say in Rome, will call your dead. 1082 01:21:54,400 --> 01:21:56,760 What do I care? Shall I call on them? 1083 01:21:57,360 --> 01:21:59,400 Curse your dead! 1084 01:22:00,920 --> 01:22:01,960 No, eh? 1085 01:22:02,200 --> 01:22:03,720 It didn't come out right. 1086 01:22:07,560 --> 01:22:12,240 Tell me, Don Filippo, is it difficult to become as crazy as you? 1087 01:22:12,480 --> 01:22:15,640 You are born one. We are all born crazy. 1088 01:22:16,280 --> 01:22:21,480 Unfortunately, when you grow up, the brain and reason develop. 1089 01:22:21,800 --> 01:22:22,960 Not for all. 1090 01:22:23,960 --> 01:22:27,040 The most important thing is to mortify reason. 1091 01:22:27,960 --> 01:22:31,040 For he who reasons doesn't love anyone. 1092 01:22:31,760 --> 01:22:34,800 So, if I understand you right, you teach these kids.. 1093 01:22:34,880 --> 01:22:37,280 - ..to be jerks. - No, no. 1094 01:22:37,560 --> 01:22:41,640 One thing is to mortify reason, another to be a jerk. 1095 01:22:43,680 --> 01:22:46,880 - Give me an example. - Look at you, for example. 1096 01:22:46,960 --> 01:22:49,280 You don't mortify reason. 1097 01:22:50,240 --> 01:22:54,720 Did you hear how he's treating me? He called his dad a jerk. 1098 01:22:56,560 --> 01:22:57,360 At you! 1099 01:22:58,200 --> 01:23:01,240 What?! You are mad with me and hit him? 1100 01:23:01,440 --> 01:23:03,600 But I can't hit you! 1101 01:23:05,240 --> 01:23:07,160 Are you sure? 1102 01:23:09,440 --> 01:23:11,320 Have you heard that too? 1103 01:23:12,520 --> 01:23:16,240 - Father have told us right away. - Oh, yes. 1104 01:23:17,360 --> 01:23:18,720 So I hit you. 1105 01:23:24,080 --> 01:23:25,480 Let's go. Come. 1106 01:23:25,640 --> 01:23:27,600 Let's do that thing... How do you say? 1107 01:23:27,800 --> 01:23:29,160 One, mount... How is it? 1108 01:23:29,800 --> 01:23:31,920 - Go! - One, mount the moon! 1109 01:23:33,240 --> 01:23:34,160 Two, the ox! 1110 01:23:34,320 --> 01:23:37,280 Can't you see my leg? I can't. 1111 01:23:37,520 --> 01:23:38,640 How's number two? 1112 01:23:38,760 --> 01:23:39,720 Jump! 1113 01:23:43,440 --> 01:23:45,920 I remember number three, the king's daughter! 1114 01:23:46,440 --> 01:23:48,640 (MUSIC AND CELEBRATION) 1115 01:25:20,440 --> 01:25:23,320 What are you doing in here? This place is closed. 1116 01:25:24,200 --> 01:25:28,120 - But I heard voices. - What voices? 1117 01:25:30,640 --> 01:25:33,760 I thought there was a party. People dancing,.. 1118 01:25:35,680 --> 01:25:37,040 ..singing... 1119 01:25:37,200 --> 01:25:40,200 How was that? Ah! Tuba Catuba. 1120 01:25:42,120 --> 01:25:43,200 No. 1121 01:25:44,160 --> 01:25:49,680 You heard the fire. The fire has a human voice. 1122 01:25:51,800 --> 01:25:53,720 Joyful. (WAILS) 1123 01:25:54,680 --> 01:25:57,280 Master Iacomo used to say that. 1124 01:25:57,680 --> 01:26:00,320 And also the old woman who was here before you. 1125 01:26:00,520 --> 01:26:03,080 - I don't know them. - But you should. 1126 01:26:04,800 --> 01:26:09,480 - Where are you from? - From a far away country. 1127 01:26:10,600 --> 01:26:13,240 - Is it hot there? - Yes. 1128 01:26:14,280 --> 01:26:15,880 Then I understand. 1129 01:26:21,840 --> 01:26:23,600 It's hot here too, though. 1130 01:26:24,880 --> 01:26:29,360 I'm sitting down because I'm... short of breath. 1131 01:26:34,760 --> 01:26:39,040 - Are you sick? - No, just want to take a breath. 1132 01:26:39,760 --> 01:26:40,920 Oh, God... 1133 01:27:00,320 --> 01:27:01,680 Is it better now? 1134 01:27:02,840 --> 01:27:04,120 It's worse. 1135 01:27:04,360 --> 01:27:05,880 I have to go. 1136 01:27:07,160 --> 01:27:08,480 You're scared, aren't you? 1137 01:27:09,240 --> 01:27:11,720 Who do you think I am, an altar boy? 1138 01:27:11,800 --> 01:27:14,880 Temptation is not there, but here. 1139 01:27:17,200 --> 01:27:18,560 You insist, don't you? 1140 01:27:19,520 --> 01:27:20,720 Take this! 1141 01:27:21,040 --> 01:27:21,760 No! 1142 01:27:21,960 --> 01:27:22,880 Stop! 1143 01:27:23,080 --> 01:27:25,560 - Don't hit me! - Stop one second! 1144 01:27:25,920 --> 01:27:27,880 Now I'm going to tempt you! 1145 01:27:28,920 --> 01:27:29,680 Ah! 1146 01:27:29,960 --> 01:27:31,000 Take this! 1147 01:27:32,680 --> 01:27:33,400 Enough? 1148 01:27:34,160 --> 01:27:35,720 No! Hit me! 1149 01:27:36,120 --> 01:27:38,440 Are you crazy? It acts the opposite on her! 1150 01:27:38,520 --> 01:27:39,600 Wait! 1151 01:27:41,400 --> 01:27:43,000 Let me go! 1152 01:27:43,240 --> 01:27:46,120 - Stay with me! - Let me go, I lost my shoe. 1153 01:27:46,240 --> 01:27:48,960 - I won't hurt you! - Let me go! 1154 01:27:49,240 --> 01:27:51,720 Stay with me, I won't hurt you. Hit me! 1155 01:27:51,800 --> 01:27:54,160 What's this? Go away! 1156 01:27:54,400 --> 01:27:55,640 Go away! 1157 01:27:56,360 --> 01:27:57,280 Take that! 1158 01:27:57,960 --> 01:27:58,800 Take that! 1159 01:27:59,680 --> 01:28:02,880 In the war of senses, who runs away wins. 1160 01:28:03,640 --> 01:28:04,800 Take that! 1161 01:28:10,120 --> 01:28:12,320 - Don Filippo, it's you. - Who is it? 1162 01:28:12,960 --> 01:28:16,840 There's a nun at St. Crysogonus's, who's been doing miracles. 1163 01:28:16,960 --> 01:28:20,680 the Holy Father kindly asks you to have a look there. 1164 01:28:20,840 --> 01:28:24,560 - Why I? - Because you're an expert in this. 1165 01:28:24,800 --> 01:28:26,480 Go and report. 1166 01:28:26,680 --> 01:28:29,520 - Definitely, Your Eminence. - Well said. 1167 01:29:33,720 --> 01:29:37,640 (MUSIC IN BACKGROUND) 1168 01:30:18,360 --> 01:30:19,520 Hey! 1169 01:30:19,680 --> 01:30:21,760 - Yes? - Can't you see the miracle? 1170 01:30:21,920 --> 01:30:24,360 - Ah, the miracle! - The miracle! 1171 01:30:24,960 --> 01:30:26,840 - What do I have to do? - Let's go. 1172 01:30:31,960 --> 01:30:33,360 She's doing a miracle. 1173 01:31:13,560 --> 01:31:15,680 Wait, she'll do the miracle now! 1174 01:31:47,280 --> 01:31:49,200 - Unbelievable! - What? 1175 01:31:49,280 --> 01:31:52,160 Haven't you seen? The grace! He doesn't have leprosy any more. 1176 01:31:52,720 --> 01:31:54,080 She's really good. 1177 01:31:54,280 --> 01:31:56,240 Are you pulling my leg? 1178 01:32:10,760 --> 01:32:12,920 Excuse me, may I have a word with you? 1179 01:32:17,280 --> 01:32:19,400 What's the matter? I'm very tired. 1180 01:32:19,840 --> 01:32:20,960 So am I. 1181 01:32:21,600 --> 01:32:25,160 I have come from St. Jerome's and walked the whole way. 1182 01:32:25,360 --> 01:32:29,760 Holes, puddles, you wouldn't believe the condition of the roads. 1183 01:32:30,040 --> 01:32:33,320 - Could you take my shoes off? - What? 1184 01:32:33,640 --> 01:32:36,840 I was asking, if you could kindly lend a hand. 1185 01:32:37,160 --> 01:32:39,120 How dare you, sir? 1186 01:32:39,200 --> 01:32:42,080 I am God's servant not yours! 1187 01:32:45,880 --> 01:32:48,280 That's what I wanted to hear. 1188 01:32:49,360 --> 01:32:50,600 And so? 1189 01:32:51,320 --> 01:32:55,840 And so with so much pride and so little humility,.. 1190 01:32:57,080 --> 01:33:00,120 ..it's really hard that one could do miracles. 1191 01:33:00,440 --> 01:33:01,960 She won't do them any more. 1192 01:33:02,920 --> 01:33:06,240 If Your Holiness says so who sees far. 1193 01:33:06,800 --> 01:33:11,480 You say so, who have the gift of foresight? 1194 01:33:13,120 --> 01:33:17,160 - And say you, who are like the human Sybill? - I? 1195 01:33:18,560 --> 01:33:23,760 Some time ago, you were by a window, and suddenly turned.. 1196 01:33:23,840 --> 01:33:28,520 ..and said "It's noon, let the bells ring. 1197 01:33:28,840 --> 01:33:34,560 At this moment, the Christian fleet won at Lepanto against the Turks". 1198 01:33:35,480 --> 01:33:39,480 And ten days went by before the news came to Rome. 1199 01:33:39,640 --> 01:33:43,080 Exactly. And who told you so? 1200 01:33:45,120 --> 01:33:47,280 An intuition... 1201 01:33:48,800 --> 01:33:51,000 From then on the bells of all the churches.. 1202 01:33:51,120 --> 01:33:54,360 ..always rang at noon to remember the victory.. 1203 01:33:54,440 --> 01:33:57,800 ..Christendom saved from the threat of the Crescent Moon. 1204 01:33:58,640 --> 01:34:02,120 Therefore His Holiness Pius V sees very far. 1205 01:34:02,600 --> 01:34:05,920 Very far... Don't exaggerate. 1206 01:34:06,960 --> 01:34:10,320 Then let's say you say far. 1207 01:34:11,560 --> 01:34:15,120 Let's say we both see far. 1208 01:34:18,520 --> 01:34:19,480 Exactly. 1209 01:34:20,280 --> 01:34:22,160 We both see. 1210 01:34:22,600 --> 01:34:23,600 Indeed. 1211 01:34:25,600 --> 01:34:28,760 - How do you see it? - What? 1212 01:34:30,880 --> 01:34:33,680 Now... for the future. 1213 01:34:35,480 --> 01:34:36,360 I? 1214 01:35:04,000 --> 01:35:05,800 - No! - Oh, yes! 1215 01:35:21,840 --> 01:35:22,960 Wow! 1216 01:35:24,480 --> 01:35:26,400 - So do I. - No! 1217 01:35:26,920 --> 01:35:27,880 Oh, yes. 1218 01:35:30,480 --> 01:35:32,360 Can't we hear that too? 1219 01:35:33,400 --> 01:35:35,960 Well, that would spoil the surprise. 1220 01:35:36,640 --> 01:35:40,240 You'll all find out. 1221 01:35:50,440 --> 01:35:54,600 (MUSIC IN THE DISTANCE) 1222 01:36:04,360 --> 01:36:05,600 Don Filippo! 1223 01:36:14,840 --> 01:36:17,400 What's this, a new way to greet? 1224 01:36:18,280 --> 01:36:19,440 Leonetta! 1225 01:36:20,880 --> 01:36:22,920 I didn't recognize you. 1226 01:36:26,280 --> 01:36:27,440 Let me see you! 1227 01:36:29,840 --> 01:36:31,160 Think of that! 1228 01:36:32,880 --> 01:36:34,800 Dear Don Filippo... 1229 01:36:36,600 --> 01:36:38,920 So much time has passed... Come. 1230 01:36:39,760 --> 01:36:43,760 Do you remember when I didn't want to study in a convent for 7 years? 1231 01:36:46,280 --> 01:36:49,720 It's now 12 years I've been cloistered. 1232 01:36:50,480 --> 01:36:52,320 And it feels like one day. 1233 01:36:55,400 --> 01:36:56,720 But that's Spiridione! 1234 01:36:57,120 --> 01:36:58,160 Eh, no... 1235 01:36:58,640 --> 01:36:59,880 Spiridione! 1236 01:37:00,880 --> 01:37:02,520 Do you remember Leonetta? 1237 01:37:04,040 --> 01:37:07,960 - Hey, do you remember her or not? - Not much. 1238 01:37:08,600 --> 01:37:10,360 He's already senile. 1239 01:37:10,640 --> 01:37:13,360 He's younger than me and can't remember a thing. 1240 01:37:13,560 --> 01:37:16,400 Just think that last night he woke up to pee... 1241 01:37:16,520 --> 01:37:18,920 Pray for Cirifischio! 1242 01:37:20,240 --> 01:37:21,800 Are you still thinking of him? 1243 01:37:23,560 --> 01:37:25,720 And how can I forget him? 1244 01:37:32,000 --> 01:37:35,240 - They even set a price on his head. - I know. 1245 01:37:35,680 --> 01:37:39,360 Now, Cirifischio has become a famous brigand. 1246 01:37:43,400 --> 01:37:46,600 I pray for him every night, before I close my eyes. 1247 01:37:46,680 --> 01:37:50,040 And every morning when I open them. 1248 01:37:50,160 --> 01:37:52,000 Do you think it's enough? 1249 01:37:55,600 --> 01:37:58,480 Come. Let's do the 40 Hours. 1250 01:38:00,000 --> 01:38:03,920 Let's pray for Cirifischio for 40 continuous hours. 1251 01:38:05,480 --> 01:38:07,840 - Will you? - As for me, even eighty. 1252 01:38:21,720 --> 01:38:24,360 Are you enraptured? Mount the horse! 1253 01:38:24,520 --> 01:38:26,440 I want to do the 7 churches tour with Don Filippo! 1254 01:38:26,520 --> 01:38:30,320 The 7 churches tour! I'm going to punch you 7 times! Mount the horse! 1255 01:38:30,440 --> 01:38:31,400 Ugh! 1256 01:38:31,800 --> 01:38:32,920 The 7 churches tour! 1257 01:38:33,920 --> 01:38:36,040 Mount the hor...! Where are you going? 1258 01:38:40,120 --> 01:38:41,320 Come back! 1259 01:38:41,400 --> 01:38:42,960 You'll find out! 1260 01:38:43,600 --> 01:38:46,480 Go, but tonight I'll pull off your head! 1261 01:38:46,840 --> 01:38:48,880 And I won't come back! 1262 01:38:51,120 --> 01:38:52,280 Good day, Little Prince. 1263 01:38:52,360 --> 01:38:55,200 - Why are you here? - I came to look for you. 1264 01:38:55,280 --> 01:38:57,760 - Would like to take a stroll with me? - Yes. 1265 01:39:33,440 --> 01:39:36,160 See? My country is there. 1266 01:39:38,120 --> 01:39:39,000 Come down. 1267 01:39:44,800 --> 01:39:45,800 Let's go. 1268 01:40:01,320 --> 01:40:04,400 - Are you tired? - A little. 1269 01:40:06,320 --> 01:40:07,560 Are you sleepy? 1270 01:40:09,720 --> 01:40:13,680 - My mother never hugged me. - I know. 1271 01:40:15,320 --> 01:40:23,760 Come, come, beautiful child to the lady of the castle. 1272 01:40:24,400 --> 01:40:28,800 Lully, Lullay. 1273 01:40:32,200 --> 01:40:35,240 (BACKGROUND MUSIC) 1274 01:40:48,720 --> 01:40:54,320 Five white hens fly.. 1275 01:40:56,000 --> 01:41:00,320 ..in front of my castle.. 1276 01:41:03,640 --> 01:41:14,680 and three black, shiny crows but sleep, handsome prince. 1277 01:41:16,720 --> 01:41:23,120 [in Greek] Sun, wind, death. 1278 01:41:23,400 --> 01:41:27,720 But sleep now, my handsome son. 1279 01:41:29,360 --> 01:41:40,560 The sweet, warm Black Woman will lull you at the beginning of a beautiful dream. 1280 01:41:51,400 --> 01:41:55,680 - Boys, out. - Let them pass. 1281 01:41:57,160 --> 01:41:59,040 They were his little friends. 1282 01:42:00,000 --> 01:42:01,760 Go to the back. 1283 01:42:03,200 --> 01:42:04,760 They loved him. 1284 01:42:06,240 --> 01:42:10,160 Is that true that you loved my Ricciardetto? 1285 01:42:16,640 --> 01:42:18,040 Don Filippo! 1286 01:42:18,600 --> 01:42:22,040 (CHILDREN SAY THE OUR FATHER) 1287 01:42:34,240 --> 01:42:36,960 If I think that I hit him with this hand,.. 1288 01:42:37,760 --> 01:42:40,480 ..I'd put it under a mill stone. 1289 01:42:41,800 --> 01:42:46,200 Couldn't I have hit you? You even asked me that as a favor. 1290 01:42:48,080 --> 01:42:51,000 - How did it happen? - Who knows? 1291 01:42:51,920 --> 01:42:54,600 You know how boys are. 1292 01:42:55,800 --> 01:43:00,680 We found him on the sea shore with his backbone broken. 1293 01:43:02,080 --> 01:43:03,920 Poor child of mine! 1294 01:43:04,720 --> 01:43:07,760 His mother dies in giving him birth.. 1295 01:43:08,640 --> 01:43:11,080 ..and he doesn't live to be 15. 1296 01:43:37,600 --> 01:43:39,640 (BACKGROUND MUSIC) 1297 01:43:58,400 --> 01:44:02,360 I forgot to tell you a sin I did with the Beautiful Black Woman. 1298 01:44:10,040 --> 01:44:13,400 - It's as if you already told me. - I was having a nice dream,.. 1299 01:44:13,480 --> 01:44:16,280 ..my mother was holding me in her arms. 1300 01:44:17,880 --> 01:44:20,840 Then sleep and you'll find her. 1301 01:44:29,280 --> 01:44:30,760 How good it feels! 1302 01:44:37,520 --> 01:44:38,880 May you be blessed. 1303 01:44:41,160 --> 01:44:42,760 Pray for all of us. 1304 01:44:47,880 --> 01:44:50,680 Open, whore! 1305 01:44:50,960 --> 01:44:52,920 What manners! Who taught you? 1306 01:44:53,000 --> 01:44:54,400 - You, Don Filippo. - Ah, that's why. 1307 01:44:54,480 --> 01:44:57,640 - Open, Beautiful Black Woman! - Can't you see it's already open? 1308 01:45:00,920 --> 01:45:02,520 Silence! 1309 01:45:06,560 --> 01:45:07,440 Silence! 1310 01:45:08,640 --> 01:45:11,120 - What's this? Shit? - It's the Devil's flour! 1311 01:45:16,800 --> 01:45:17,960 Easy... 1312 01:45:21,840 --> 01:45:24,040 (LAMENTS) 1313 01:45:28,920 --> 01:45:30,440 Those are the souls in pain. 1314 01:45:30,520 --> 01:45:32,160 (LOUD LAMENTS) 1315 01:45:40,480 --> 01:45:43,000 - The Beautiful Black Woman! - How beautiful she is! 1316 01:45:43,080 --> 01:45:44,760 The Black Woman! 1317 01:45:46,000 --> 01:45:47,480 Doesn't she burn? 1318 01:45:49,440 --> 01:45:51,640 Come and get me! 1319 01:46:06,280 --> 01:46:08,280 - Extinguish the fire! - How? 1320 01:46:08,560 --> 01:46:10,400 Shall I give a bad example? 1321 01:46:10,600 --> 01:46:13,280 - What shall we do? - Now we'll see. 1322 01:46:13,480 --> 01:46:14,680 You three, away! 1323 01:46:14,920 --> 01:46:17,400 Keep away. It's light, I can do it alone. 1324 01:46:17,720 --> 01:46:18,640 Did you see? 1325 01:46:19,600 --> 01:46:20,640 Help me! 1326 01:46:22,000 --> 01:46:23,280 Hold there! 1327 01:46:23,560 --> 01:46:25,840 Up! 1328 01:46:26,880 --> 01:46:27,920 Jump on! 1329 01:46:28,080 --> 01:46:29,200 Come here, you! 1330 01:46:31,080 --> 01:46:31,880 Alright! 1331 01:46:32,080 --> 01:46:33,120 Come! 1332 01:46:33,520 --> 01:46:35,800 Piss! Piss! Piss! 1333 01:46:36,080 --> 01:46:38,480 We want to piss too! 1334 01:46:38,640 --> 01:46:40,920 Piss! Piss! Piss! 1335 01:46:41,480 --> 01:46:45,120 - We too! - No, you can't! 1336 01:46:45,680 --> 01:46:46,800 Why? 1337 01:46:47,800 --> 01:46:50,440 Because for you it's harder. 1338 01:46:51,040 --> 01:46:52,360 I can't find it! 1339 01:46:57,360 --> 01:46:59,520 Oh, careful where you piss! 1340 01:47:00,400 --> 01:47:02,440 I think we must have drowned her. 1341 01:47:12,040 --> 01:47:13,840 - So? - Are you Don Filippo Neri? 1342 01:47:14,920 --> 01:47:17,120 It depends. What do you want? 1343 01:47:17,720 --> 01:47:20,480 It's a message for you from Cirifischio. 1344 01:47:20,880 --> 01:47:23,040 Then it's I. How is he doing? 1345 01:47:24,160 --> 01:47:25,400 What's he doing? 1346 01:47:25,920 --> 01:47:29,480 He says that he's tired of being in hiding. He would like to repent.. 1347 01:47:29,680 --> 01:47:32,520 ..and come back and live among civilized people. 1348 01:47:33,320 --> 01:47:36,440 You see, after a long road... Thank you, Lord. 1349 01:47:36,600 --> 01:47:38,880 Couldn't he come himself? 1350 01:47:40,560 --> 01:47:43,560 He's waiting for you at the ruins of St. Mary of the Column. 1351 01:47:43,760 --> 01:47:45,800 I have a Baptism there tonight. 1352 01:47:45,880 --> 01:47:48,200 Exactly. Cirifischio will be there too. 1353 01:48:10,720 --> 01:48:14,160 (LAMENTS) 1354 01:48:41,360 --> 01:48:42,680 Blow. 1355 01:48:43,200 --> 01:48:46,000 - Why? - So you give it a soul. 1356 01:48:46,280 --> 01:48:47,280 Try! 1357 01:48:48,120 --> 01:48:49,920 - No. - No, eh? 1358 01:48:51,680 --> 01:48:53,440 You never give up. 1359 01:48:56,040 --> 01:48:57,240 Curse your dead... 1360 01:49:05,080 --> 01:49:08,320 - Who is he? - What do I know? They say he's a saint. 1361 01:49:08,440 --> 01:49:09,920 He looks a little crazy to me. 1362 01:49:10,000 --> 01:49:12,680 (LAMENTS) 1363 01:49:15,320 --> 01:49:19,160 Let's imagine a crazy man meets another crazy man. 1364 01:49:20,400 --> 01:49:24,840 When two crazy men meet something always happens. 1365 01:49:37,000 --> 01:49:37,800 No. 1366 01:49:46,360 --> 01:49:47,600 Better this way. 1367 01:50:01,080 --> 01:50:02,360 No, no better that way. 1368 01:50:14,240 --> 01:50:15,160 Who is it!? 1369 01:50:15,440 --> 01:50:16,280 Good gracious. 1370 01:50:16,400 --> 01:50:20,280 Please, I'm penniless, I'm the son of a mother... 1371 01:50:20,640 --> 01:50:23,840 - Don't rob me! - Ah, you're drunk. 1372 01:50:24,360 --> 01:50:28,480 - Aren't you a brigand? - But if I can hardly stand! 1373 01:50:28,880 --> 01:50:31,240 Don't fall on me. 1374 01:50:33,680 --> 01:50:35,440 You are a friar. 1375 01:50:36,520 --> 01:50:38,640 A religious, thanks be to God! 1376 01:50:38,920 --> 01:50:41,640 Do excuse me. No, excuse me, but I... 1377 01:50:41,760 --> 01:50:44,000 Where are you taking me? I need to go that way. 1378 01:50:44,120 --> 01:50:46,400 And now let's go this way and entertain each other. 1379 01:50:46,480 --> 01:50:49,280 O brother, I don't know you. 1380 01:50:49,400 --> 01:50:53,320 I know but, walking alone in Rome by night makes one shit in his pants,.. 1381 01:50:53,400 --> 01:50:55,200 - ..with due respect. - Why? 1382 01:50:55,280 --> 01:50:56,440 You ask why? 1383 01:50:56,640 --> 01:50:59,840 Thieves, brigands, killers, hirelings of terror... 1384 01:51:00,880 --> 01:51:04,440 But if you are so scared, why don't you stay home? 1385 01:51:04,640 --> 01:51:07,880 I have to go. I'm a searching friar. 1386 01:51:07,960 --> 01:51:10,240 Oh, yes? What are you searching for? 1387 01:51:10,480 --> 01:51:11,440 I search. 1388 01:51:12,160 --> 01:51:14,200 And where I search, I search well. 1389 01:51:16,080 --> 01:51:17,120 I'm leaning. 1390 01:51:17,320 --> 01:51:20,480 Yes, but let's be careful, we are going downhill. 1391 01:51:21,920 --> 01:51:25,000 But why are you wandering by night? 1392 01:51:25,200 --> 01:51:26,880 I have a Baptism. 1393 01:51:27,280 --> 01:51:30,720 Under cover of darkness? And whom are you baptizing, Beelzebub? 1394 01:51:30,800 --> 01:51:35,160 God fearing people, who don't go around by day,.. 1395 01:51:35,240 --> 01:51:39,280 ..who are always afraid of meeting someone bad. 1396 01:51:39,360 --> 01:51:42,920 - By day? - They might meet Pope Sixtus,.. 1397 01:51:43,000 --> 01:51:45,520 ..who wouldn't forgive even Christ! 1398 01:51:46,120 --> 01:51:47,960 Brother, I need to go. 1399 01:51:48,040 --> 01:51:51,000 Find yourself someone else to lean on and good bye. 1400 01:51:54,160 --> 01:51:54,880 Wait! 1401 01:52:00,080 --> 01:52:03,320 You made me curious. I'll follow you, if you please. 1402 01:52:04,000 --> 01:52:05,040 As you prefer. 1403 01:52:05,720 --> 01:52:07,360 Anyway, I search. 1404 01:52:08,120 --> 01:52:10,600 And where you search, search well. 1405 01:52:10,760 --> 01:52:12,520 - Have I told you already? - Yes. 1406 01:52:12,600 --> 01:52:13,880 Alright... 1407 01:52:35,480 --> 01:52:36,320 Orsini! 1408 01:52:36,400 --> 01:52:38,200 - Who are you? - Colonna. 1409 01:52:50,360 --> 01:52:52,800 - Somebody's coming, let's go! - Move! 1410 01:53:04,600 --> 01:53:05,840 And what is this? 1411 01:53:06,120 --> 01:53:09,000 - Christ, Jesus, Mary, they killed him! - Indeed. 1412 01:53:12,560 --> 01:53:15,240 Stop there! Show yourself! 1413 01:53:16,880 --> 01:53:17,960 Boy! 1414 01:53:20,640 --> 01:53:21,680 Did you kill him? 1415 01:53:21,760 --> 01:53:24,560 How? We are priests how can we kill people? 1416 01:53:24,680 --> 01:53:28,320 - You wouldn't be the first wicked priests. - We didn't do it. 1417 01:53:28,440 --> 01:53:31,600 Brother, let's go. Let's not get involved. 1418 01:53:41,400 --> 01:53:42,400 One moment! 1419 01:53:44,320 --> 01:53:47,560 - Have we met before? - No, I really don't think so. 1420 01:53:49,200 --> 01:53:52,480 - Yet you're not a new face. - In fact it's old. 1421 01:53:52,800 --> 01:53:54,360 Don't stare at me. 1422 01:54:00,280 --> 01:54:01,160 Officer... 1423 01:54:03,000 --> 01:54:04,560 Have you finished questioning? 1424 01:54:05,520 --> 01:54:06,600 Your Holiness! 1425 01:54:07,320 --> 01:54:09,320 All clear, you may go! 1426 01:54:09,960 --> 01:54:12,080 Come behind us, as quiet as cats. 1427 01:54:13,360 --> 01:54:15,480 Let's follow them, quiet as cats. 1428 01:54:17,120 --> 01:54:19,760 Do you remember when there was a brothel here? 1429 01:54:19,840 --> 01:54:23,120 No, I wasn't a customer. 1430 01:54:24,200 --> 01:54:25,400 How about you,.. 1431 01:54:26,480 --> 01:54:28,280 ..did you go there? 1432 01:54:30,520 --> 01:54:34,240 Who doesn't go to Hell when he's alive, goes there when he's dead. 1433 01:54:40,880 --> 01:54:42,360 Sounds right to me. 1434 01:54:43,360 --> 01:54:47,560 In the old days, they would celebrate solemn funerals for whores,.. 1435 01:54:48,680 --> 01:54:52,720 ..and the complete Sacred College took part. 1436 01:54:53,160 --> 01:54:57,160 Now, they are forbidden to walk down main street,.. 1437 01:54:57,240 --> 01:55:01,480 ..to take a cab, and to go out after the Ave Maria prayer. 1438 01:55:02,480 --> 01:55:04,920 We always exaggerate here. 1439 01:55:05,400 --> 01:55:06,840 (WOMAN CRIES) 1440 01:55:07,000 --> 01:55:07,960 Help! 1441 01:55:08,080 --> 01:55:10,120 Help! 1442 01:55:10,320 --> 01:55:11,480 Let me go! 1443 01:55:12,840 --> 01:55:14,160 Help! 1444 01:55:18,720 --> 01:55:20,280 Help! 1445 01:55:20,680 --> 01:55:22,240 Punks! Criminals! 1446 01:55:22,400 --> 01:55:25,920 According to you, hanging them would be an exaggeration? 1447 01:55:29,800 --> 01:55:32,080 Don Filippo: How do you say in Rome? 1448 01:55:32,160 --> 01:55:37,040 While a thief is being hanged, another one steals the executioner's blanket. 1449 01:55:39,120 --> 01:55:43,360 I think that some faults should be derubricated, as sins. 1450 01:55:43,640 --> 01:55:44,600 Really? 1451 01:55:44,800 --> 01:55:47,720 Man is a small thing. He can't make it. 1452 01:55:49,160 --> 01:55:53,840 That's why I always say: "be good, if you can". 1453 01:55:55,160 --> 01:55:58,440 Because if you can't, there's nothing I can do. 1454 01:55:59,440 --> 01:56:03,000 Man must be taught self-confidence! 1455 01:56:03,280 --> 01:56:05,800 What are you doing? Are you preaching to me? 1456 01:56:06,000 --> 01:56:09,440 No, I'm sorry. It's just... 1457 01:56:13,240 --> 01:56:14,240 Sometimes... 1458 01:56:15,000 --> 01:56:16,000 No. 1459 01:56:23,440 --> 01:56:25,920 But you didn't speak badly. 1460 01:56:26,480 --> 01:56:31,080 My goodness! I'm an old man and out of his mind. 1461 01:56:37,280 --> 01:56:39,200 Here he is! He is coming! 1462 01:56:39,400 --> 01:56:42,160 Don Filippo, if you had waited a little longer,.. 1463 01:56:42,240 --> 01:56:45,480 ..instead of Baptism we'd have had Confirmation. 1464 01:56:46,160 --> 01:56:49,440 - Would you like some wine? - No, thanks. Would you, Brother? 1465 01:56:49,520 --> 01:56:51,440 I don't drink, I'm a teetotaller. 1466 01:56:51,680 --> 01:56:53,400 No weapons in church, O.K.? 1467 01:56:53,480 --> 01:56:55,800 What's this, a church? It's not a church, it's a ruin! 1468 01:56:56,080 --> 01:56:58,560 The two of us are not ruins. 1469 01:56:58,920 --> 01:57:02,440 And Baptism is a sacrament. Away with all these "thunder sticks". 1470 01:57:02,600 --> 01:57:03,760 Sit down, Brother! 1471 01:57:03,840 --> 01:57:06,320 What an arsenal for a Baptism. 1472 01:57:10,120 --> 01:57:10,880 My goodness! 1473 01:57:11,080 --> 01:57:12,520 Hold, Brother. 1474 01:57:12,800 --> 01:57:15,360 - Are they really brigands? - No. 1475 01:57:15,560 --> 01:57:19,800 These used to infest the Roman countryside,.. 1476 01:57:20,480 --> 01:57:22,360 ..and the Pontina marsh. 1477 01:57:22,840 --> 01:57:27,120 To fight them, Pope Sixtus formed an alliance with Venice,.. 1478 01:57:27,640 --> 01:57:32,480 ..with Spain, with the Dukes of Ferrara and Urbino. 1479 01:57:33,000 --> 01:57:34,360 And the Kingdom of Naples. 1480 01:57:34,440 --> 01:57:38,080 Good, with the Kingdom of Naples too. For such a fine result. 1481 01:57:40,560 --> 01:57:41,520 What? 1482 01:57:42,280 --> 01:57:45,400 That now they are camping inside the Colosseum. 1483 01:57:45,560 --> 01:57:46,920 Look at him. 1484 01:57:49,760 --> 01:57:51,720 - Good evening, Don Filippo! - Good evening. 1485 01:57:57,320 --> 01:57:59,520 Have you seen his fierce face? 1486 01:58:00,080 --> 01:58:02,040 Are you a friend of theirs? 1487 01:58:02,840 --> 01:58:08,480 If they call me to baptize a baby,.. 1488 01:58:08,960 --> 01:58:12,000 ..even if the father is a dirty scoundrel,.. 1489 01:58:12,080 --> 01:58:13,960 ..I have the duty to baptize it. 1490 01:58:14,040 --> 01:58:15,080 Who is the godmother? 1491 01:58:15,160 --> 01:58:18,040 I, Mucchielli Rosa. But who will turn the pork? 1492 01:58:18,120 --> 01:58:19,320 I don't know. 1493 01:58:20,000 --> 01:58:21,480 - Brother! - What is it? 1494 01:58:21,560 --> 01:58:23,280 - You turn... - So? 1495 01:58:23,360 --> 01:58:25,400 You'll find yourself useful, if you don't mind. 1496 01:58:25,480 --> 01:58:28,520 - I knew it would fall on me. - Good. 1497 01:58:29,400 --> 01:58:31,120 Who is the godfather? 1498 01:58:34,880 --> 01:58:35,800 So? 1499 01:58:40,120 --> 01:58:41,400 Can it be known? 1500 01:58:42,840 --> 01:58:44,440 Who is the Godfather? 1501 01:58:44,640 --> 01:58:46,080 The Boss. 1502 01:58:46,800 --> 01:58:48,160 Who is the boss? 1503 01:59:02,400 --> 01:59:03,520 I am. 1504 01:59:20,040 --> 01:59:21,000 Stop! 1505 01:59:22,280 --> 01:59:24,040 He didn't hit me,.. 1506 01:59:25,360 --> 01:59:27,560 ..he hit the Devil. 1507 01:59:35,720 --> 01:59:38,600 Glad you weren't friends! 1508 01:59:39,040 --> 01:59:40,280 A little more hugging,.. 1509 01:59:40,360 --> 01:59:43,320 ..and tomorrow you could announce your engagement. 1510 01:59:45,520 --> 01:59:47,840 Don Filippo, you're always the same. 1511 01:59:49,640 --> 01:59:53,240 While you, Cirifischio, how big you've grown! 1512 01:59:53,800 --> 01:59:55,240 Too big. 1513 01:59:56,280 --> 01:59:57,720 Why do you say that? 1514 01:59:58,320 --> 02:00:01,480 I say this Cirifischio de li Mondi,.. 1515 02:00:01,560 --> 02:00:04,400 ..brigand and mountain bandit. 1516 02:00:04,800 --> 02:00:09,360 Detaches the Virgin's statues, steals crosses. Excommunicated and his image burnt. 1517 02:00:10,520 --> 02:00:13,120 One of the historical gangster bosses. 1518 02:00:13,200 --> 02:00:16,920 Worse than Piccolomini, than Marco Sciarra. 1519 02:00:18,440 --> 02:00:21,840 Even worse of the Wild Man and of the Priest of Guercino. 1520 02:00:22,000 --> 02:00:24,240 Darn, how informed you are! 1521 02:00:24,760 --> 02:00:27,440 Look, for me, they are all compliments. 1522 02:00:27,640 --> 02:00:30,840 Careful, young man, it won't stay that way for ever. 1523 02:00:32,320 --> 02:00:33,440 And how will it go? 1524 02:00:36,040 --> 02:00:37,600 This way too. 1525 02:00:52,320 --> 02:00:56,560 In the suave odor of the Lord, you, fleeing Devil,.. 1526 02:00:56,640 --> 02:00:59,280 ..approach God's Judgement. 1527 02:01:00,200 --> 02:01:02,360 - Do you renounce Satan? - I do. 1528 02:01:04,080 --> 02:01:06,760 - Do you renounce all his works? - I do. 1529 02:01:08,520 --> 02:01:11,480 - And all his seductions? - I do. 1530 02:01:21,400 --> 02:01:23,600 - No, I can't stand it. - Don Filippo... 1531 02:01:24,760 --> 02:01:27,800 - Yes? - How is Leonetta doing? 1532 02:01:29,400 --> 02:01:30,600 Well, well. 1533 02:01:32,680 --> 02:01:34,360 Did she marry? 1534 02:01:38,720 --> 02:01:42,080 Where did the friar go? I wonder what became of him?! 1535 02:01:45,600 --> 02:01:48,760 - Have you seen the friar who was with me? - I know nothing about him. 1536 02:01:48,960 --> 02:01:50,040 Disappeared. 1537 02:01:51,120 --> 02:01:52,760 Did she marry? 1538 02:01:58,440 --> 02:01:59,680 Yes. 1539 02:02:03,320 --> 02:02:04,320 Give yourself up! 1540 02:02:05,400 --> 02:02:06,760 You're surrounded! 1541 02:02:07,280 --> 02:02:08,400 Catch them! 1542 02:02:11,000 --> 02:02:12,840 (EXCITED VOICES) 1543 02:02:15,440 --> 02:02:18,200 Stop, Cirifischio! Go, go! Run away! 1544 02:02:22,520 --> 02:02:25,760 Excuse me, did you hurt yourself? Can I help you? 1545 02:02:29,960 --> 02:02:31,600 Ah, that's who you are! 1546 02:02:32,600 --> 02:02:34,320 I recognize you now. 1547 02:02:34,840 --> 02:02:37,080 Darn your dead relatives! 1548 02:02:37,280 --> 02:02:43,920 I've been bumping into him for 30 years and every time I'm soiled with shit! 1549 02:02:45,000 --> 02:02:48,000 Because that is what we are. What did you think? 1550 02:02:49,280 --> 02:02:51,880 (RINGING OF BELLS) 1551 02:03:15,640 --> 02:03:17,560 (SOMEBODY SINGING) 1552 02:03:17,880 --> 02:03:20,360 (SOLDIERS PLAYING MORRA) 1553 02:03:29,240 --> 02:03:31,720 - Who is singing? - One who won't be singing tomorrow. 1554 02:03:31,800 --> 02:03:36,520 That's the tree where he'll marry the rope-maker's daughter and learn to fly. 1555 02:03:45,040 --> 02:03:48,960 - What's his name? - Cirifischio the brigand, sister. 1556 02:03:59,520 --> 02:04:05,480 You put chains on me... 1557 02:04:05,840 --> 02:04:08,280 - For you this time. - Alright. 1558 02:04:12,160 --> 02:04:15,200 Don Filippo, but your prayers and mine,.. 1559 02:04:17,080 --> 02:04:19,280 ..were they of no use? 1560 02:04:19,600 --> 02:04:21,640 Don't stay here, go away. 1561 02:04:23,360 --> 02:04:25,240 - I want to see him. - No. 1562 02:04:26,800 --> 02:04:32,480 ...the fire of love heals us. 1563 02:04:37,160 --> 02:04:40,640 (SINGS ALONG) 1564 02:04:42,320 --> 02:04:44,080 (DOOR OPENS) 1565 02:04:45,920 --> 02:04:53,160 You put chains on me I can't stand any more... 1566 02:04:53,360 --> 02:04:55,400 God helps cheerful people. 1567 02:04:56,920 --> 02:05:00,120 - Why, should I cry according to you? - No. 1568 02:05:01,040 --> 02:05:02,840 You could live 300 years,.. 1569 02:05:02,920 --> 02:05:06,440 ..and never do all I did until today. 1570 02:05:06,560 --> 02:05:08,240 I enjoyed myself like crazy. 1571 02:05:08,320 --> 02:05:13,880 Yes, but how do you say in Rome? Who eats sweet shits bitter. 1572 02:05:14,040 --> 02:05:16,920 O.K. but I enjoyed it, I had fun! 1573 02:05:17,680 --> 02:05:19,440 I really saw the whole world. 1574 02:05:19,520 --> 02:05:22,400 From the great Ocean River to the Moon Mountains. 1575 02:05:22,480 --> 02:05:25,840 And at every trip I returned loaded with gold, silver, ivory,.. 1576 02:05:25,920 --> 02:05:28,840 - ..peacocks, and parrots! - What's in there? 1577 02:05:28,920 --> 02:05:32,200 - Nothing, it's a portrait. - May I see? 1578 02:05:32,720 --> 02:05:34,840 It's the portrait of a woman. 1579 02:05:35,000 --> 02:05:37,960 Because I even had women. I would change them like socks. 1580 02:05:38,040 --> 02:05:40,320 I didn't know how to give away the leftovers. 1581 02:05:40,640 --> 02:05:42,440 This is the most beautiful. 1582 02:05:47,400 --> 02:05:48,440 It's the Black Woman. 1583 02:05:48,680 --> 02:05:51,480 She was the wife of the Calif of Moorland. 1584 02:05:51,880 --> 02:05:54,680 She's wasn't a plain girl like Leonetta. 1585 02:05:57,160 --> 02:05:59,000 What's going on with Leonetta? 1586 02:05:59,600 --> 02:06:02,800 By necessity, she must have married a poor man. 1587 02:06:04,040 --> 02:06:08,480 Who is Leonetta's husband? A poor fellow, no? Who else could be? 1588 02:06:09,280 --> 02:06:11,720 It's true, a poor fellow. 1589 02:06:13,360 --> 02:06:15,960 But what do you care? You enjoyed yourself. 1590 02:06:16,480 --> 02:06:17,880 Yes sir! 1591 02:06:18,880 --> 02:06:23,560 I, with due respect, that lady there, the Beautiful Black Woman,.. 1592 02:06:24,240 --> 02:06:26,200 ..I screwed her. 1593 02:06:26,920 --> 02:06:28,040 Well done! 1594 02:06:39,800 --> 02:06:41,040 What happened? 1595 02:06:41,520 --> 02:06:43,520 She went back to Hell! 1596 02:06:44,440 --> 02:06:47,080 - Who? - The Beautiful Black Woman. 1597 02:06:47,360 --> 02:06:51,560 - Who wasn't a woman. - And who was she? 1598 02:06:52,320 --> 02:06:57,000 - She was like Master Iacomo, remember? - The coppersmith?! 1599 02:06:57,880 --> 02:07:01,000 - Who wasn't a man. - And who was he? 1600 02:07:01,200 --> 02:07:03,360 She was like the old woman who sent you to the farrier.. 1601 02:07:03,440 --> 02:07:06,160 ..to carry a sack full of coal, remember? 1602 02:07:06,400 --> 02:07:08,080 Who wasn't an old woman. 1603 02:07:08,160 --> 02:07:11,000 - It was always he. - He who? 1604 02:07:11,960 --> 02:07:13,480 The plagiarist,.. 1605 02:07:14,320 --> 02:07:16,080 ..God's monkey. 1606 02:07:18,360 --> 02:07:19,440 The Devil?! 1607 02:07:20,920 --> 02:07:22,680 Ancient serpent. 1608 02:07:25,480 --> 02:07:28,400 But I screwed her. 1609 02:07:29,200 --> 02:07:31,120 Well, now... 1610 02:07:31,720 --> 02:07:34,880 Or was it the Devil who screwed me? 1611 02:07:36,080 --> 02:07:38,680 Figuratively speaking... 1612 02:07:38,960 --> 02:07:40,240 ...well, yes. 1613 02:07:45,440 --> 02:07:47,400 And so all my life,.. 1614 02:07:47,480 --> 02:07:52,000 ..travels, daydream countries, legendary lands, women... 1615 02:07:54,480 --> 02:07:57,320 It was all a trick of the Devil. 1616 02:07:57,440 --> 02:07:58,560 I believe so. 1617 02:07:58,760 --> 02:08:01,440 But why did the Devil persist especially with me? 1618 02:08:01,520 --> 02:08:04,200 There are many people who in all their lives never meet him. 1619 02:08:04,280 --> 02:08:07,360 He has been after me since I was a child! 1620 02:08:07,520 --> 02:08:10,480 Why? Why me?! 1621 02:08:11,160 --> 02:08:15,240 Because, for sure, you were the best of us. 1622 02:08:16,240 --> 02:08:17,720 You were the most good. 1623 02:08:18,920 --> 02:08:22,800 And the Devil feels when one is dangerous to him. 1624 02:08:24,040 --> 02:08:25,720 And he attacks that. 1625 02:08:29,520 --> 02:08:31,920 And Leonetta married another one. 1626 02:08:38,960 --> 02:08:40,720 One better than you. 1627 02:08:42,280 --> 02:08:44,400 How, wasn't I the best? 1628 02:08:46,480 --> 02:08:49,680 But He's the best of all. 1629 02:08:52,840 --> 02:08:55,200 But didn't you tell me he was a poor fellow? 1630 02:08:55,280 --> 02:08:56,920 (DOOR OPENS) 1631 02:09:00,120 --> 02:09:01,120 Cirifischio! 1632 02:09:01,920 --> 02:09:02,760 Leonetta! 1633 02:09:03,800 --> 02:09:09,280 She married Jesus, Who, although He is the Lord, He's not a rich man. 1634 02:09:11,600 --> 02:09:14,400 - You can still save yourself. - Yes, how? 1635 02:09:15,040 --> 02:09:17,640 I don't know, but there must be hope. 1636 02:09:18,600 --> 02:09:22,360 Is it true, Don Filippo that Cirifischio can't be damned? 1637 02:09:24,040 --> 02:09:27,720 St. Peter denied Jesus Christ three times,.. 1638 02:09:28,680 --> 02:09:33,600 ..and St. Paul persecuted Christians until he fell from his horse. 1639 02:09:33,760 --> 02:09:37,400 If they are saved we'll all be saved. 1640 02:09:58,800 --> 02:10:00,360 Excuse me, I should... 1641 02:10:00,920 --> 02:10:02,040 May I? 1642 02:10:02,920 --> 02:10:04,160 Yes, alright... 1643 02:10:22,320 --> 02:10:23,240 You holiness... 1644 02:10:27,680 --> 02:10:28,760 You holi... 1645 02:10:35,680 --> 02:10:36,560 You? 1646 02:10:39,280 --> 02:10:40,600 My God... 1647 02:10:40,880 --> 02:10:43,080 Surprised, Don Filippo? 1648 02:10:43,880 --> 02:10:46,400 One shouldn't make such jokes. 1649 02:10:49,280 --> 02:10:51,080 - Up! Up! - Thank you, Holiness. 1650 02:10:51,880 --> 02:10:54,920 Everybody knows I go around by night. 1651 02:10:55,440 --> 02:10:59,120 - And search... - And where you search, search well. 1652 02:10:59,200 --> 02:11:00,320 Well said! 1653 02:11:00,400 --> 02:11:03,200 Thus, in person, I realize things better. 1654 02:11:03,800 --> 02:11:06,600 I see, hear, understand, and remember. 1655 02:11:07,280 --> 02:11:12,040 I, for example, when I met you, I already knew everything about you. 1656 02:11:14,560 --> 02:11:15,840 The Good Phil. 1657 02:11:18,560 --> 02:11:20,720 That's how they call me. 1658 02:11:21,040 --> 02:11:23,840 - I wonder why?! - Because you are good. 1659 02:11:24,720 --> 02:11:27,240 Kind of you, Your Holiness, but... 1660 02:11:27,800 --> 02:11:29,240 ...it's not true. 1661 02:11:29,400 --> 02:11:31,000 To what do I owe this honor? 1662 02:11:32,560 --> 02:11:37,400 - A pardon for Cirifischio. - You, pardon me,.. 1663 02:11:37,480 --> 02:11:40,040 ..and stand up, like this! 1664 02:11:42,120 --> 02:11:47,560 When my predecessor, Pope Gregory, sent the edict to the brigands.. 1665 02:11:47,640 --> 02:11:51,320 ..whereby he promised impunity to repentants,.. 1666 02:11:52,240 --> 02:11:55,080 ..who repented, according to you? 1667 02:11:55,680 --> 02:11:56,720 I don't know. 1668 02:11:56,920 --> 02:12:00,400 Only those who fell into the net of the Law. 1669 02:12:00,680 --> 02:12:04,720 Interestingly, they all repented after. 1670 02:12:05,920 --> 02:12:10,760 But Cirifischio wanted to repent before. He wanted to change his life, I assure you. 1671 02:12:10,960 --> 02:12:14,400 - He sent me a message. - And now he'll change it. 1672 02:12:18,080 --> 02:12:20,400 I'd bang my head. 1673 02:12:20,800 --> 02:12:23,720 If I hadn't brought you with me, that night,.. 1674 02:12:25,040 --> 02:12:27,000 ..now he would be safe. 1675 02:12:27,760 --> 02:12:28,840 It's my fault. 1676 02:12:29,080 --> 02:12:32,880 No, we are all the instruments of Divine Providence. 1677 02:12:33,400 --> 02:12:36,200 But, sometimes, of the Devil too. 1678 02:12:36,960 --> 02:12:39,680 Let us leave this to Him to decide. 1679 02:12:41,400 --> 02:12:44,360 By the way, now that I remember. 1680 02:12:51,920 --> 02:12:56,000 I need to communicate you something from God. 1681 02:12:57,960 --> 02:13:00,960 - To me? - It's time to change clothes. 1682 02:13:01,760 --> 02:13:03,080 You said well... 1683 02:13:03,360 --> 02:13:05,760 Is that what God told you in person? 1684 02:13:05,840 --> 02:13:11,480 Through the Holy Ghost, who is the Third Person, but He is always God,.. 1685 02:13:11,560 --> 02:13:12,960 ..as Person. 1686 02:13:14,240 --> 02:13:16,760 - How can I? - I'll give them to you. 1687 02:13:17,960 --> 02:13:22,080 You, Holy Father, have old clothes you don't wear any more? 1688 02:13:22,280 --> 02:13:25,000 Even if of a larger size, it doesn't matter. They're fine for the children. 1689 02:13:25,080 --> 02:13:27,800 Don't always think of those scoundrels! 1690 02:13:29,680 --> 02:13:31,000 I was saying... 1691 02:13:31,160 --> 02:13:32,880 ...a soutane for you. 1692 02:13:34,120 --> 02:13:35,120 For me? 1693 02:13:36,040 --> 02:13:38,480 Would you like a brand new soutane? 1694 02:13:40,800 --> 02:13:42,560 How? New? 1695 02:13:43,200 --> 02:13:46,640 - That nobody used before? - Would you like that or not? 1696 02:13:47,720 --> 02:13:50,480 - As you please, Holy Father. - Of what color? 1697 02:13:50,760 --> 02:13:52,920 - Even that? - When one may choose... 1698 02:13:56,480 --> 02:13:59,160 - Black. - But why black? 1699 02:13:59,320 --> 02:14:02,120 Because it lasts longer and hides dirt better. 1700 02:14:04,840 --> 02:14:08,200 Wouldn't you like it... red? 1701 02:14:09,600 --> 02:14:12,880 If I dress like the devil then the children at home... 1702 02:14:19,280 --> 02:14:22,040 - Why red? - Isn't it better? 1703 02:14:22,120 --> 02:14:25,200 - But I'm a priest. - And I'm making you a red priest. 1704 02:14:28,600 --> 02:14:30,760 - As a joke...? - Phil! Phil! 1705 02:14:31,360 --> 02:14:34,760 Have you ever heard that Sixtus V did something as a joke? 1706 02:14:34,840 --> 02:14:37,080 But a red priest is a cardinal. 1707 02:14:37,160 --> 02:14:40,480 - Then I'm making you a cardinal. - Me? 1708 02:14:41,000 --> 02:14:44,000 When a cardinal dies, we make another one. 1709 02:14:44,320 --> 02:14:48,520 If you think of the one killed by Cirifischio, we're doing better. 1710 02:14:51,360 --> 02:14:53,640 - Who deserves it more than you? - Anyone. 1711 02:14:53,720 --> 02:14:56,720 Anyone is worthier than I, even the first one passing by. 1712 02:14:58,120 --> 02:14:59,680 No, I meant... 1713 02:14:59,920 --> 02:15:03,640 You can't make the first one passing by a cardinal,.. 1714 02:15:03,920 --> 02:15:06,600 ..but the first one passing by is better than I am. 1715 02:15:07,200 --> 02:15:11,800 Your Holiness, by your grace, leave me alone! 1716 02:15:12,840 --> 02:15:14,640 But what good would I do? 1717 02:15:15,680 --> 02:15:19,400 Can't you keep doing the same you've always done? 1718 02:15:19,480 --> 02:15:22,120 And what did I do? I did nothing. Ever. 1719 02:15:23,440 --> 02:15:27,960 (screaming) And keep doing nothing! Who asked you to do something?! 1720 02:15:28,720 --> 02:15:30,720 What do you want to do? Stand up! 1721 02:15:32,120 --> 02:15:35,480 It's easy to say. If you don't help me I, here... 1722 02:15:36,160 --> 02:15:38,160 I propose a deal,.. 1723 02:15:38,240 --> 02:15:42,360 ..make yourself comfortable and do nothing. 1724 02:15:42,440 --> 02:15:44,000 It's your chair. 1725 02:15:44,360 --> 02:15:46,560 And I'll take care of the rest. 1726 02:15:47,560 --> 02:15:50,520 - Is that O.K.? - What kind of deal is that? 1727 02:15:57,520 --> 02:15:59,680 I built the aqueduct,.. 1728 02:15:59,760 --> 02:16:03,240 ..after the centuries you've been going to the Tiber to drink,.. 1729 02:16:03,320 --> 02:16:06,280 ..as beasts do, I brought you water. 1730 02:16:06,920 --> 02:16:09,480 I wash, clean, reclaim,.. 1731 02:16:09,760 --> 02:16:13,440 ..I build streets and squares, where people meet, greet. 1732 02:16:14,040 --> 02:16:17,840 I raise obelisks, so that the Romans during Summer nights,.. 1733 02:16:18,240 --> 02:16:21,120 ..may sit around them and enjoy the cool air,.. 1734 02:16:21,200 --> 02:16:24,000 ..and calmly stroll around, without fear. 1735 02:16:24,280 --> 02:16:28,200 I pledged to the Eternal Father not to die,.. 1736 02:16:31,240 --> 02:16:34,160 ..until St. Peters be finished. 1737 02:16:36,400 --> 02:16:39,800 And when they put the lantern and the ball, I'll go. 1738 02:16:40,040 --> 02:16:41,960 We'll all go. 1739 02:16:43,600 --> 02:16:44,960 In a word... 1740 02:16:45,440 --> 02:16:49,560 I give to Rome my own urban order,.. 1741 02:16:50,720 --> 02:16:54,480 ..which mirrors your own moral order. 1742 02:17:00,560 --> 02:17:02,640 Do you like this little project? 1743 02:17:04,640 --> 02:17:06,120 And Cirifischio? 1744 02:17:08,480 --> 02:17:10,160 (SIGH) 1745 02:17:12,840 --> 02:17:17,120 I'm sorry, but he's not part of the plan. 1746 02:17:23,120 --> 02:17:25,320 He personally excluded himself. 1747 02:17:28,680 --> 02:17:32,040 Don Filippo, don't take it this way, I'll save myself somehow. 1748 02:17:33,200 --> 02:17:36,480 (SAD BACKGROUND MUSIC) 1749 02:18:01,680 --> 02:18:04,080 I'm going up in your name, who cares? 1750 02:18:04,320 --> 02:18:06,360 They'll open the gates wide open! 1751 02:18:06,440 --> 02:18:08,240 Hey! Move it! 1752 02:18:10,240 --> 02:18:12,960 - Are you in a hurry? - Do me a favour. 1753 02:18:17,000 --> 02:18:18,720 And you, Leonetta,.. 1754 02:18:19,080 --> 02:18:21,600 ..put in a good word with your husband. 1755 02:18:56,280 --> 02:18:58,240 You go searching here, searching there,.. 1756 02:18:58,440 --> 02:19:02,920 ..but when death catches you, what will be left of your whims? 1757 02:19:03,400 --> 02:19:05,520 Vanity of vanities. 1758 02:19:06,120 --> 02:19:08,680 You are happy with your pleasures,.. 1759 02:19:08,800 --> 02:19:12,960 ..enjoying only silver and gold, finally what will be left for you? 1760 02:19:13,680 --> 02:19:15,520 Vanity of vanities. 1761 02:19:16,440 --> 02:19:19,080 You go searching here, searching there,.. 1762 02:19:19,160 --> 02:19:23,680 ..always pursuing happiness, healthy, cheerful, and carefree... 1763 02:19:24,320 --> 02:19:26,280 Vanity of vanities. 1764 02:19:38,360 --> 02:19:40,880 And it is even in large print. 1765 02:19:42,720 --> 02:19:44,240 Wow! 1766 02:19:45,000 --> 02:19:46,800 Dear Fr. Ignatius,.. 1767 02:19:47,360 --> 02:19:51,200 ..I can't read the Spiritual Exercises. 1768 02:19:52,440 --> 02:19:53,520 Forgive me. 1769 02:19:54,960 --> 02:19:56,720 They are really boring. 1770 02:19:57,760 --> 02:20:02,680 ...what will be left for you in the end? Vanity of vanities. 1771 02:20:03,520 --> 02:20:06,000 You go searching here, searching there,.. 1772 02:20:06,080 --> 02:20:10,640 ..always pursuing happiness, healthy, cheerful, and carefree... 1773 02:20:11,240 --> 02:20:12,920 Vanity of vanities. 1774 02:20:14,080 --> 02:20:19,200 If you now watch in the mirror your serene face,.. 1775 02:20:19,280 --> 02:20:24,160 ..surely you can't imagine what will be left one day of your vanity. 1776 02:20:24,360 --> 02:20:29,360 All is vanity, only vanity live with joy and simplicity. 1777 02:20:29,600 --> 02:20:34,040 Be good, if you can... all the rest is vanity. 1778 02:20:35,040 --> 02:20:39,960 All is vanity, only vanity praise the Lord with humility!.. 1779 02:20:40,200 --> 02:20:44,560 ..give Him all your love you shall not want ever. 1780 02:20:45,360 --> 02:20:47,720 - Who is it? - May I come in? 1781 02:20:47,800 --> 02:20:50,520 Now that you did, why do you ask? 1782 02:20:50,600 --> 02:20:52,520 Come, put it there. 1783 02:20:53,920 --> 02:20:55,920 Signor San Filippo Neri? 1784 02:20:56,840 --> 02:20:59,080 San Filippo? How dare you? 1785 02:20:59,160 --> 02:21:02,320 Look, everybody calls you so. Come! 1786 02:21:04,080 --> 02:21:06,680 What are you doing? Who are you? 1787 02:21:06,920 --> 02:21:09,600 La Minerva Ecclesiastical Tailors. 1788 02:21:09,680 --> 02:21:12,160 We dress popes, cardinals, bishops... 1789 02:21:12,240 --> 02:21:15,320 Yes, but, as you say in Rome, what's that to me? 1790 02:21:15,400 --> 02:21:17,200 I know that you don't care,.. 1791 02:21:17,280 --> 02:21:20,920 ..but I found an empty shop just in front of you. 1792 02:21:21,120 --> 02:21:23,280 And I think I'll be moving here. 1793 02:21:25,200 --> 02:21:26,960 You never give up. 1794 02:21:29,400 --> 02:21:30,400 What? 1795 02:21:30,640 --> 02:21:33,400 No, nothing, I was... What do you really want? 1796 02:21:35,680 --> 02:21:41,960 In next Consistory, the Holy Father will make you cardinal. 1797 02:21:42,120 --> 02:21:43,360 Oh, God, no... 1798 02:21:47,800 --> 02:21:50,560 Do you want to go there like that? You tell me. 1799 02:21:51,040 --> 02:21:53,520 I don't want to go, period. 1800 02:21:56,560 --> 02:22:00,560 It's an order from the Pope, and you are bound to obedience. 1801 02:22:09,040 --> 02:22:09,920 Alright... 1802 02:22:10,680 --> 02:22:13,360 You tell me what... Where is he? 1803 02:22:13,440 --> 02:22:16,200 Undress yourself, and let's try something, Signor San Filippo. 1804 02:22:16,280 --> 02:22:19,520 Again "San Filippo"! Where do you want to start? 1805 02:22:19,600 --> 02:22:21,960 - From the socks. - Ah... 1806 02:22:22,120 --> 02:22:23,360 I can do it myself, thanks. 1807 02:22:23,440 --> 02:22:26,640 No, let us serve you. Come, take them off. Quick! 1808 02:22:38,200 --> 02:22:41,480 Eminence, am I wrong, or has your sock a hole? 1809 02:22:45,880 --> 02:22:47,160 This one too. 1810 02:22:48,480 --> 02:22:53,200 All is vanity, only vanity live with joy and simplicity. 1811 02:22:53,280 --> 02:22:57,840 Be good, if you can... all the rest is vanity. 1812 02:23:03,240 --> 02:23:04,320 There! 1813 02:23:04,680 --> 02:23:05,920 What do you think of it? 1814 02:23:20,120 --> 02:23:22,400 You look like a Raphael's portrait. 1815 02:23:23,280 --> 02:23:26,240 What, are you tempting me to vanity? 1816 02:23:40,720 --> 02:23:43,440 It's better if I go and ask the children. 1817 02:23:44,680 --> 02:23:47,120 You go searching here, searching there,.. 1818 02:23:47,360 --> 02:23:51,640 ..but when death catches you, what will be left of your whims? 1819 02:24:15,440 --> 02:24:17,360 Hey, it's me! 1820 02:24:18,720 --> 02:24:20,680 Did they make you pope? 1821 02:24:20,760 --> 02:24:23,800 You jerk, is the Pope red? Sorry. 1822 02:24:24,760 --> 02:24:26,880 - What for? - A profane word escaped me. 1823 02:24:27,400 --> 02:24:31,920 It's the first time you apologize. Are you getting manners? 1824 02:24:32,200 --> 02:24:34,600 What kind of dress is it, Don Filippo? 1825 02:24:36,720 --> 02:24:40,080 You don't say Don Filippo. Excuse her, Your Eminence. 1826 02:24:40,920 --> 02:24:42,920 What's this Eminence thing? 1827 02:24:43,360 --> 02:24:45,640 You've always called me Don Filippo. 1828 02:24:45,800 --> 02:24:49,960 When you were Don Filippo, but now you're a prince of the Church. 1829 02:24:51,920 --> 02:24:53,040 Ah, is that so? 1830 02:24:53,440 --> 02:24:55,400 - Master Elias, come. - Yes? 1831 02:24:55,480 --> 02:24:57,120 Look at the tail! 1832 02:24:59,840 --> 02:25:02,120 Give this back to the Pope. 1833 02:25:03,000 --> 02:25:07,320 Thank him for thinking of it and tell him that we are wrong. 1834 02:25:07,800 --> 02:25:10,760 What, we are wrong? The Pope is never wrong. 1835 02:25:10,840 --> 02:25:13,760 In matters of faith. How do I take this thing off? 1836 02:25:14,080 --> 02:25:17,720 The cardinalate is not a matter of faith and a Pope can be wrong. 1837 02:25:17,880 --> 02:25:20,640 Actually, in my opinion he's surely wrong. 1838 02:25:21,880 --> 02:25:25,040 Can you imagine a cardinal going around Rome.. 1839 02:25:25,120 --> 02:25:26,440 ..begging for alms? 1840 02:25:26,520 --> 02:25:28,320 And why should you beg for alms? 1841 02:25:28,400 --> 02:25:30,800 Because these, as you say in Rome, have to eat. 1842 02:25:30,880 --> 02:25:35,040 - He's undressing. - What shall I do? Shall I send them to your place? 1843 02:25:35,360 --> 02:25:39,040 In a word, tell His Holiness that I'm sorry. 1844 02:25:39,240 --> 02:25:42,520 - Maybe next time. - When? 1845 02:25:43,680 --> 02:25:44,800 Perhaps... 1846 02:25:45,240 --> 02:25:46,640 ...when I'm born again. 1847 02:25:47,200 --> 02:25:49,160 Boys, will you give me a hand? 1848 02:25:50,680 --> 02:25:51,760 That's good. 1849 02:25:53,320 --> 02:25:55,800 Great! Don Filippo defrocked himself! 1850 02:25:56,760 --> 02:25:58,800 Don Filippo is still Don Filippo! 1851 02:25:59,040 --> 02:26:00,320 Thank you very much. 1852 02:26:06,560 --> 02:26:08,240 Heaven, Heaven... 1853 02:26:47,720 --> 02:26:49,840 Excuse me! Let me pass! 1854 02:26:50,600 --> 02:26:51,600 Don Filippo! 1855 02:26:53,920 --> 02:26:55,680 I brought you your slippers! 1856 02:26:55,920 --> 02:26:57,880 Thanks. 1857 02:27:04,000 --> 02:27:08,000 PRAISE GOD 1858 02:27:09,305 --> 02:27:15,369 Learn the unknown English words of this movie at www.skeebdo.com 137702