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WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 14 00:01:15,267 --> 00:01:18,400 I THINK I BETTER TALK TO MY WIFE FIRST. 15 00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:20,200 RIGHT, BYE. 16 00:01:23,133 --> 00:01:25,567 HONEY, GUESS WHAT I JUST DID. 17 00:01:25,567 --> 00:01:28,200 IT DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH A ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME 18 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:30,467 MONEY-SAVING OFFER, DOES IT? 19 00:01:30,467 --> 00:01:33,567 NO. WHAT WOULD YOU SAY TO A FULL-COLOR 20 00:01:33,567 --> 00:01:35,634 COMMEMORATIVE FAMILY PORTRAIT? 21 00:01:35,634 --> 00:01:38,100 OF WHOSE FAMILY? 22 00:01:38,100 --> 00:01:39,601 OURS. 23 00:01:39,601 --> 00:01:42,467 - WHAT DO WE NEED THAT FOR? - 'CAUSE THIS CAME TODAY. 24 00:01:42,467 --> 00:01:44,667 WE GOT OUR 15-YEAR HIGH SCHOOL REUNION COMING UP. 25 00:01:45,734 --> 00:01:47,734 OH, SPARE ME. 26 00:01:47,734 --> 00:01:49,434 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR SCHOOL SPIRIT? 27 00:01:49,434 --> 00:01:53,767 I LOST IT ON PROM NIGHT ALONG WITH EVERYTHING ELSE. 28 00:01:56,133 --> 00:01:59,167 AH, GREAT, CREAM-STYLE! 29 00:01:59,167 --> 00:02:01,067 NO, CHECK THIS OUT. 30 00:02:01,067 --> 00:02:03,067 THE REUNION COMMITTEE IS UPDATING THE YEARBOOK 31 00:02:03,067 --> 00:02:05,267 AND THEY WANT US TO SEND IN A FAMILY PORTRAIT. 32 00:02:05,267 --> 00:02:08,734 WHY, TO SEE IF WE'VE IMPROVED WITH AGE? 33 00:02:08,734 --> 00:02:12,100 ROSEANNE, PEOPLE WILL BE LOOKING AT THIS YEARBOOK FOR YEARS TO COME. 34 00:02:12,100 --> 00:02:14,400 I THINK WE SHOULD SEND IN THE BEST PICTURE WE POSSIBLY CAN. 35 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:17,868 WE SHOULD SEND 'EM IN THAT ONE OF US IN YELLOWSTONE PARK. 36 00:02:17,868 --> 00:02:22,033 ROSIE, WE'RE MOONING OLD FAITHFUL IN THAT ONE. 37 00:02:23,267 --> 00:02:25,567 I KNOW, BUT IT FITS IN WITH THE THEME HERE, 38 00:02:25,567 --> 00:02:28,000 "LOOKING BACK ON 15 YEARS." 39 00:02:29,934 --> 00:02:33,300 WHOSE LAME-BRAIN IDEA IS THIS ANYWAYS? 40 00:02:33,300 --> 00:02:35,501 OH, MY GOD, IT'S PHYLLIS ZIMMER. 41 00:02:35,501 --> 00:02:37,501 THAT POINTY-HEAD LITTLE PHONY. 42 00:02:37,501 --> 00:02:40,100 WASN'T SHE THE ONE THAT WAS ALWAYS IN CHARGE 43 00:02:40,100 --> 00:02:42,067 OF EVERYTHING IN HIGH SCHOOL? 44 00:02:42,067 --> 00:02:44,534 YEAH, SHE WAS IN CHARGE OF MAKING ME SICK. 45 00:02:44,534 --> 00:02:46,701 REMEMBER HER PEP? 46 00:02:46,701 --> 00:02:48,067 ( laughs ) 47 00:02:48,067 --> 00:02:49,968 "COME ON, EVERYBODY. GRAB SOME CREPE PAPER. 48 00:02:49,968 --> 00:02:51,367 WE'RE GONNA GO IN THE GYM AND DECORATE, 49 00:02:51,367 --> 00:02:53,000 AND THEN WE'LL MAKE PUNCH." 50 00:02:54,300 --> 00:02:56,133 I LIKE IT. 51 00:02:56,133 --> 00:02:58,334 DO IT AGAIN, ONLY JUMP UP AND DOWN. 52 00:02:58,334 --> 00:02:59,934 SHAKE YOUR POM-POMS. 53 00:02:59,934 --> 00:03:01,467 GET AWAY FROM ME. 54 00:03:01,467 --> 00:03:03,901 YOU KNOW WHY SHE WANTS US TO SEND IN A PICTURE? 55 00:03:03,901 --> 00:03:08,167 TO MAKE SURE HER LIFE TURNED OUT THE BEST. 56 00:03:10,133 --> 00:03:11,734 ( gunfire on TV ) 57 00:03:13,634 --> 00:03:16,000 MOM, D.J.'S BOTHERING ME. 58 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:17,567 I'M A COWBOY. 59 00:03:17,567 --> 00:03:20,934 NO, YOU'RE NOT ANY KIND OF A COWBOY. 60 00:03:22,334 --> 00:03:25,767 * WHOOPIE KAY-YI-YAY * 61 00:03:25,767 --> 00:03:30,601 * GET ALONG, LITTLE DOGGIE * 62 00:03:30,601 --> 00:03:35,300 * WYOMING WILL BE YOUR NEW HOME * 63 00:03:35,300 --> 00:03:37,868 ( Dan vocalizing ) 64 00:03:37,868 --> 00:03:39,801 MOM, I CAN'T DO MY HOMEWORK. 65 00:03:39,801 --> 00:03:42,167 YOU CAN'T DO YOUR HOMEWORK 'CAUSE THE TV'S ON. 66 00:03:42,167 --> 00:03:44,000 - ( Dan clicks mouth ) - ( TV turns off ) 67 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:46,434 GIMME THAT ROPE, PARTNER. I NEED THAT FOR YOUR DADDY. 68 00:03:46,434 --> 00:03:49,067 - CAN I TIE YOU UP? - YEAH. 69 00:03:49,067 --> 00:03:51,200 I DON'T MEAN TO PUSH, BUT I GOTTA CALL FLASH PHOTO 70 00:03:51,200 --> 00:03:53,200 AND LET 'EM KNOW WHAT THE DEAL IS. 71 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:55,501 YOUR TAIL'S REALLY WAGGING OVER THIS PICTURE, ISN'T IT? 72 00:03:55,501 --> 00:03:56,567 ( barking ) 73 00:03:56,567 --> 00:03:58,067 PICTURE? WHAT PICTURE? 74 00:03:58,067 --> 00:04:00,100 ARE WE GETTING OUR PICTURE TAKEN? 75 00:04:00,100 --> 00:04:01,601 WE'RE THINKING ABOUT IT. 76 00:04:01,601 --> 00:04:05,167 YOU GUYS AREN'T GONNA DO WHAT YOU DID IN YELLOWSTONE, ARE YOU? 77 00:04:06,267 --> 00:04:08,734 WE'RE THINKING ABOUT IT. 78 00:04:12,701 --> 00:04:14,567 GIMME ONE OF THESE. 79 00:04:14,567 --> 00:04:17,667 - WHERE IS YOUR LUNCH? - I ATE IT. 80 00:04:17,667 --> 00:04:19,400 JUST ONE. 81 00:04:19,400 --> 00:04:20,734 HEY, ROSEANNE... 82 00:04:20,734 --> 00:04:23,400 I HEAR DAN KEPT YOU UP HALF THE NIGHT LAST NIGHT. 83 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:25,467 OOH! 84 00:04:25,467 --> 00:04:28,667 IT'S NOT AS GOOD AS IT SOUNDS, PORNO-HEAD. 85 00:04:28,667 --> 00:04:29,701 ( giggling ) 86 00:04:29,701 --> 00:04:31,367 HE WAS UP ALL NIGHT LOOKING FOR A BELT 87 00:04:31,367 --> 00:04:33,334 THAT MATCHES HIS TIE AND HIS SHIRT. 88 00:04:33,334 --> 00:04:36,000 HE'S GONNA WEAR HIMSELF OUT OVER THIS PICTURE. 89 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:38,067 YEAH, AND I HAVE TO GIVE UP A WHOLE SATURDAY 90 00:04:38,067 --> 00:04:40,767 TO IMPRESS SOME PEOPLE I DIDN'T EVEN LIKE BACK THEN. 91 00:04:40,767 --> 00:04:43,100 I SURE CARED WHAT MY SCHOOLMATES THOUGHT. 92 00:04:43,100 --> 00:04:45,300 WE KNOW, CRYSTAL. 93 00:04:46,434 --> 00:04:48,434 THEY VOTED ME SECOND RUNNER-UP 94 00:04:48,434 --> 00:04:50,467 FOR JUNIOR SWEETHEART QUEEN. 95 00:04:50,467 --> 00:04:53,334 I WOULD'VE WON, EXCEPT FOR TRISTI VANE. 96 00:04:53,334 --> 00:04:56,934 SHE GOT HER HAIR DONE... WHICH WAS AGAINST THE RULES. 97 00:04:56,934 --> 00:04:58,801 Woman: I KNOW THE TYPE. 98 00:04:58,801 --> 00:05:01,534 PERFECT HAIR, PERFECT TEETH. 99 00:05:01,534 --> 00:05:03,434 MATCHING SWEATER AND HEADBAND. 100 00:05:03,434 --> 00:05:04,667 ( laughing ) 101 00:05:04,667 --> 00:05:06,868 I THINK THAT'S A SMART LOOK. 102 00:05:08,934 --> 00:05:12,234 WELL, THAT'S WHY YOU CAME IN SECOND, CRYSTAL. 103 00:05:12,234 --> 00:05:15,200 - I ALWAYS HATED THOSE FRILLY-DILLY TYPES. - UH-HUH. 104 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:18,634 WE HAD A GIRL LIKE THAT IN OUR SCHOOL, HUH, SIS? 105 00:05:18,634 --> 00:05:20,834 I DON'T EVEN LIKE REMEMBERING IT. 106 00:05:20,834 --> 00:05:23,400 HER LOCKER WAS NEXT TO MINE THIS ONE DAY, 107 00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:26,067 AND I DIDN'T KNOW MY RIFLE WAS LOADED. 108 00:05:26,067 --> 00:05:28,267 ( chuckling ) 109 00:05:29,701 --> 00:05:31,467 IT BLEW HER RIGHT IN HALF. 110 00:05:33,067 --> 00:05:34,667 SHE DIDN'T KNOW. 111 00:05:34,667 --> 00:05:37,834 IT TOOK ME ALMOST ALL OF FIFTH PERIOD TO GET OVER IT. 112 00:05:39,567 --> 00:05:41,434 THERE'S NO PAPER TOWELS. 113 00:05:41,434 --> 00:05:43,667 YOU KNOW, THIS IS THE THIRD TIME THIS WEEK. 114 00:05:43,667 --> 00:05:45,968 HOW COME THERE'S ALWAYS PAPER TOWELS IN THE MEN'S ROOM? 115 00:05:45,968 --> 00:05:47,701 THEY NEVER DRY THEIR HANDS. 116 00:05:47,701 --> 00:05:49,601 YEAH, 'CAUSE THEY NEVER WASH THEIR HANDS. 117 00:05:49,601 --> 00:05:50,801 ( loudly laughs ) 118 00:05:50,801 --> 00:05:52,734 I DON'T KNOW WHY MANAGEMENT 119 00:05:52,734 --> 00:05:55,067 CAN'T GIVE US THE SUPPLIES WE NEED. 120 00:05:55,067 --> 00:05:58,000 OH. THIS HAS GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH PAPER TOWELS. 121 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:00,100 THIS IS JUST A SNEAKY OLD PLOY BY MANAGEMENT 122 00:06:00,100 --> 00:06:02,701 TO GET US ALL WORKED UP IN A HUFF ABOUT SMALL STUFF 123 00:06:02,701 --> 00:06:05,167 SO WE NEVER THINK ABOUT THINGS THAT ARE REALLY IMPORTANT 124 00:06:05,167 --> 00:06:09,534 LIKE BENEFITS AND PAY RAISES AND UH, FRESHER VENDING ITEMS. 125 00:06:09,534 --> 00:06:11,868 THOSE SLIMEBALLS ARE TRYING TO BREAK US. 126 00:06:11,868 --> 00:06:13,133 ( all agreeing ) 127 00:06:13,133 --> 00:06:16,100 YEAH, I GET SO SICK OF HOW YOU GUYS GET SO WORKED UP 128 00:06:16,100 --> 00:06:18,033 OVER EVERY LITTLE THING. 129 00:06:18,033 --> 00:06:20,200 ( all protesting ) 130 00:06:23,133 --> 00:06:25,400 Man: HI, ROSEANNE. 131 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:28,200 ( loudly laughs ) 132 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:31,033 WHAT'D I TELL YOU ABOUT GOING IN THERE? 133 00:06:31,033 --> 00:06:33,167 SHE LIKES IT IN THERE. 134 00:06:34,434 --> 00:06:35,968 SHE WANTS TO BE A MAN. 135 00:06:35,968 --> 00:06:38,901 THAT MAKES TWO OF US, HUH, PETE? 136 00:06:42,501 --> 00:06:46,033 HEY, LADIES, NOT ONLY DO THEY HAVE ALL THE PAPER TOWELS, 137 00:06:46,033 --> 00:06:49,834 BUT THEY GOT GREAT, BIG OLD DRINKING FOUNTAINS IN THERE TOO. 138 00:06:49,834 --> 00:06:51,901 ( all laughing ) 139 00:06:51,901 --> 00:06:53,901 YOU KNOW WHAT THE PROBLEM WITH YOU WOMEN IS. 140 00:06:53,901 --> 00:06:56,167 YOU USE TOO DAMN MANY PAPER PRODUCTS. 141 00:06:56,167 --> 00:06:59,133 OH, SHUT UP OR I'LL WIPE MY HANDS ON YOUR BALD HEAD. 142 00:06:59,133 --> 00:07:01,501 Booker: I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, I'LL MAKE SURE 143 00:07:01,501 --> 00:07:04,400 THAT YOU LADIES GET SOME PAPER TOWELS. 144 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:08,234 HOOKER, WE WANT 'EM NOW, OR WE DON'T GO BACK TO WORK. 145 00:07:08,234 --> 00:07:09,267 STRIKE! 146 00:07:09,267 --> 00:07:11,000 ( all chanting ) STRIKE! 147 00:07:12,634 --> 00:07:14,133 PETE, GET SOME TOWELS. 148 00:07:14,133 --> 00:07:17,234 ( women cheering ) 149 00:07:34,667 --> 00:07:36,834 HEY, DAD. LOOK, YOU KNOW WHAT'D BE COOL? 150 00:07:36,834 --> 00:07:38,601 WE CAN PUT THIS IN THE PICTURE. 151 00:07:38,601 --> 00:07:39,934 NO, THAT'D BE TOO MUCH, HONEY. 152 00:07:39,934 --> 00:07:41,634 COME ON, DAD. IT'D BE SO COOL. 153 00:07:41,634 --> 00:07:43,801 LOOK, WE COULD PUT IT RIGHT HERE. 154 00:07:43,801 --> 00:07:46,767 YEAH, IT DOES ADD A CERTAIN SOMETHING. 155 00:07:46,767 --> 00:07:50,400 I HATE MY HAIR, I HATE MY CLOTHES, I HATE MY FACE. 156 00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:52,868 WELL, THAT MAKES TWO OF US. 157 00:07:52,868 --> 00:07:56,334 HONEY, I ALREADY TOLD YOU. YOU LOOK FINE. 158 00:07:56,334 --> 00:07:58,000 I CAN'T GET MY HAIR RIGHT. 159 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:00,467 SHAVE IT AND SHUT UP. 160 00:08:00,467 --> 00:08:02,367 I HATE THIS SWEATER. 161 00:08:02,367 --> 00:08:04,267 HEY, DAD, YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE COOL? 162 00:08:04,267 --> 00:08:06,234 WE COULD ALL WEAR OUR SUNGLASSES 163 00:08:06,234 --> 00:08:09,167 AND HANG OUT THE BACK OF THE TRUCK. 164 00:08:09,167 --> 00:08:11,033 IX-NAY ON THE SHADES, PRINCESS. 165 00:08:11,033 --> 00:08:13,767 LET'S JUST TRY AND LOOK LIKE A NORMAL FAMILY. 166 00:08:13,767 --> 00:08:15,767 WELL, WHY CAN'T WE BE OURSELVES? 167 00:08:17,467 --> 00:08:19,734 HOW DO I LOOK, DAD? 168 00:08:19,734 --> 00:08:22,367 TOP DRAWER, AMIGO! 169 00:08:22,367 --> 00:08:25,534 DADDY'S LITTLE MAN. 170 00:08:25,534 --> 00:08:27,400 WHAT ABOUT THIS? 171 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:29,267 FINE, PERFECT. OKAY, COME ON. 172 00:08:29,267 --> 00:08:31,667 D.J., YOU STAND HERE. BECKY, YOU'RE HERE. 173 00:08:31,667 --> 00:08:32,868 DARLENE, YOU'RE OVER HERE. 174 00:08:32,868 --> 00:08:35,601 DARLENE, HURRY UP. HA-HA-HA-HA! 175 00:08:35,601 --> 00:08:36,834 HYAH! 176 00:08:36,834 --> 00:08:38,801 OKAY, YOU'RE OVER HERE. 177 00:08:38,801 --> 00:08:41,801 MOM'S HERE. OKAY, I'M HERE. 178 00:08:41,801 --> 00:08:44,200 DARLENE, YOU'RE BLOCKING THE TROPHY. 179 00:08:47,634 --> 00:08:49,868 THIS AIN'T TOO SHABBY. WE LOOK PRETTY GOOD. 180 00:08:49,868 --> 00:08:51,868 ROSIE, COME HERE AND CHECK THIS OUT. 181 00:08:51,868 --> 00:08:55,634 - Kids: WHOA! - Becky: LOOK AT MOM. 182 00:08:56,734 --> 00:08:58,934 OOH, LA-LA, LOOK AT YOU. 183 00:08:58,934 --> 00:09:02,734 STUNNING, AIN'T IT? I BRUSHED MY TEETH. 184 00:09:02,734 --> 00:09:04,601 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? 185 00:09:04,601 --> 00:09:06,634 THIS IS THE REAL ME. 186 00:09:06,634 --> 00:09:08,434 THAT'S MY FAVORITE DRESS. 187 00:09:08,434 --> 00:09:11,567 WELL, YOU CAN WEAR IT TONIGHT WHEN WE'RE ALONE. 188 00:09:12,667 --> 00:09:14,300 HELP ME WITH THIS NECKLACE, HONEY. 189 00:09:14,300 --> 00:09:15,968 ALL RIGHT. 190 00:09:15,968 --> 00:09:17,901 Roseanne: DON'T CHOKE ME NOW. 191 00:09:17,901 --> 00:09:19,868 - HI. - Roseanne: HI. 192 00:09:19,868 --> 00:09:22,334 AM I IN THE WRONG HOUSE? 193 00:09:22,334 --> 00:09:26,133 YOU BET. YOU WANT THE ONE RIGHT DOWN THE STREET. 194 00:09:26,133 --> 00:09:28,100 YOU GUYS LOOK GREAT! 195 00:09:28,100 --> 00:09:31,167 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? - LAUNDRY. IT'S SATURDAY. 196 00:09:31,167 --> 00:09:34,033 BESIDES, I GOTTA MAKE SURE THIS HACK PHOTOGRAPHER YOU HIRED 197 00:09:34,033 --> 00:09:35,667 DOESN'T SCREW THE PICTURE UP. 198 00:09:35,667 --> 00:09:39,000 OH, AUNT JACKIE, I HAVE TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING. 199 00:09:40,534 --> 00:09:41,834 HEY. 200 00:09:41,834 --> 00:09:43,868 YOU LOOK PRETTY HANDSOME THERE, SPORT. 201 00:09:43,868 --> 00:09:45,701 I KNOW. 202 00:09:45,701 --> 00:09:48,334 YOU KNOW, THIS IS THE FIRST TIME WE'VE HAD A REAL PHOTOGRAPHER 203 00:09:48,334 --> 00:09:50,367 TAKE OUR PICTURE SINCE OUR WEDDING DAY. 204 00:09:50,367 --> 00:09:52,834 YEAH, BLACK SUNDAY. 205 00:09:53,901 --> 00:09:56,234 WHO ARE YOU KIDDIN'? YOU LOVED IT. 206 00:09:56,234 --> 00:09:58,167 YOU PRACTICALLY RAN DOWN THE AISLE. 207 00:09:58,167 --> 00:09:59,734 YEAH, BUT I WAS JUST DRUNK 208 00:09:59,734 --> 00:10:02,000 AND I MEANT TO GO THE OTHER WAY. 209 00:10:03,534 --> 00:10:04,934 ( laughter ) 210 00:10:04,934 --> 00:10:06,167 Jackie: COME HERE, COME HERE. 211 00:10:06,167 --> 00:10:09,033 - LOOK AT YOUR DAD. - WHAT YOU GOT HERE? 212 00:10:09,033 --> 00:10:11,801 - YOUR SENIOR YEARBOOK. - YOUR FOOTBALL PICTURE. 213 00:10:11,801 --> 00:10:13,000 OLD '67. 214 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:14,467 HA! 215 00:10:14,467 --> 00:10:17,100 HEY, WAIT A MINUTE, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR NOSE? 216 00:10:17,100 --> 00:10:19,367 HE ALWAYS FLARED HIS NOSTRILS OUT LIKE THAT 217 00:10:19,367 --> 00:10:21,334 'CAUSE HE THOUGHT IT MADE HIM LOOK MEAN. 218 00:10:21,334 --> 00:10:25,634 NO, IT'S 'CAUSE OF THE WAY THE OTHER GUY SMELLED. 219 00:10:25,634 --> 00:10:28,634 OH, HERE'S YOU, MOM. YOU LOOK SO QUEER. 220 00:10:28,634 --> 00:10:30,400 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WORE A FLIP. 221 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:32,601 THAT'S WHEN I WAS GOING THROUGH 222 00:10:32,601 --> 00:10:36,200 MY MARLO THOMAS' "THAT GIRL" PHASE. 223 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:38,234 I WAS GONNA GO TO NEW YORK 224 00:10:38,234 --> 00:10:40,434 AND BECOME A WRITER/SPOKESMODEL. 225 00:10:40,434 --> 00:10:42,567 YOU GAVE IT ALL UP FOR A GUY WITH FLARED NOSTRILS 226 00:10:42,567 --> 00:10:44,300 AND STINKY FRIENDS. 227 00:10:45,534 --> 00:10:47,100 I THINK YOU LOOK PRETTY. 228 00:10:47,100 --> 00:10:50,200 WELL, I THINK YOU LOOK PURDY TOO. 229 00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:52,200 DAD, WHEN DID YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH MOM? 230 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:54,767 AS SOON AS SHE TOLD ME TO, HONEY. 231 00:10:54,767 --> 00:10:56,033 ( laughing ) 232 00:10:56,033 --> 00:10:58,701 YOU COULDN'T PRY THEM APART. IT WAS DISGUSTING. 233 00:10:58,701 --> 00:11:00,367 WELL, WHAT ABOUT YOU, MOM? 234 00:11:00,367 --> 00:11:02,701 WERE YOU ALWAYS IN LOVE WITH DAD? 235 00:11:02,701 --> 00:11:06,634 HE WAS ALL MAN AND ALL MINE-- OOH, BABY, BABY. 236 00:11:06,634 --> 00:11:09,667 IT WAS SHAMELESS THE WAY YOUR MOTHER CHASED ME. 237 00:11:09,667 --> 00:11:12,000 EVERY DAY SHE'D BE THERE AT MY LOCKER, PANTING AND CLAWING. 238 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:14,300 YEAH, BACK IN THE GOOD OLD DAYS 239 00:11:14,300 --> 00:11:17,501 WHEN I STILL HAD A WAISTLINE AND SOME ESTROGEN. 240 00:11:17,501 --> 00:11:19,367 I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW YOUNG WE ARE HERE. 241 00:11:19,367 --> 00:11:21,701 WE'RE ALL LIKE FIVE YEARS OLDER THAN BECKY. 242 00:11:21,701 --> 00:11:25,901 DON'T GIVE HER ANY IDEAS. IT WASN'T ALL A PICNIC. 243 00:11:25,901 --> 00:11:28,100 WHAT ABOUT THAT WEEK YOU BROKE UP WITH ME? 244 00:11:28,100 --> 00:11:30,100 - I DIDN'T BREAK UP WITH YOU. - YEAH, YOU DID. 245 00:11:30,100 --> 00:11:32,000 THAT WEEK OF SENIOR YEAR. 246 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:34,300 - YOU BROKE UP WITH ME. - I DID NOT. 247 00:11:34,300 --> 00:11:37,300 I WAS JUST TRYING TO KEEP YOU ON YOUR TOES AND SHAKE YOU UP A BIT. 248 00:11:37,300 --> 00:11:39,267 WE WERE AT ARNIE PATTERSON'S GARAGE DANCE, 249 00:11:39,267 --> 00:11:41,868 AND WE HAD THAT BIG FIGHT, AND YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA SEE OTHER PEOPLE. 250 00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:43,934 HE'S RIGHT, I REMEMBER, 'CAUSE YOU HAD JUST READ 251 00:11:43,934 --> 00:11:46,167 THAT ARTICLE ABOUT HOW TO DRIVE YOUR BOYFRIEND WILD 252 00:11:46,167 --> 00:11:47,467 BY MAKING HIM JEALOUS. 253 00:11:47,467 --> 00:11:50,701 WELL, DON'T TELL HIM ABOUT IT. 254 00:11:51,934 --> 00:11:54,067 THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T HAVE A MAN, 255 00:11:54,067 --> 00:11:57,400 'CAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO LEAVE OUT. 256 00:11:57,400 --> 00:11:59,033 OH, SO YOU LEAVE OUT THE PART 257 00:11:59,033 --> 00:12:01,434 WHERE YOU COME CRAWLING BACK ON YOUR HANDS AND KNEES. 258 00:12:01,434 --> 00:12:04,067 YOU REALLY NEED TO START BLEACHING YOUR MOUSTACHE, 259 00:12:04,067 --> 00:12:06,601 IT'S COMING IN A LOT DARKER. 260 00:12:06,601 --> 00:12:09,000 - ( laughing ) - ( doorbell rings ) 261 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,767 OH, THAT'S THE PHOTOGRAPHER. 262 00:12:10,767 --> 00:12:13,100 I'LL GET IT. I'LL GET THE DOOR! 263 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:15,634 OH, LOOK... 264 00:12:15,634 --> 00:12:16,901 LEE EGGBLAD. 265 00:12:16,901 --> 00:12:19,701 OH, EGGIE, THAT PSYCHOPATH. 266 00:12:19,701 --> 00:12:22,601 - WONDER WHAT HE'S DOING NOW. - PROBABLY 20 TO LIFE. 267 00:12:22,601 --> 00:12:24,501 THERE SHE IS, YOUR PERSONAL FAVORITE. 268 00:12:24,501 --> 00:12:27,067 - PHYLLIS "GAG ME" ZIMMER. - ( chuckles ) 269 00:12:27,067 --> 00:12:29,734 - WHAT A WASTE OF BOOBS. - ( laughs ) 270 00:12:29,734 --> 00:12:31,868 I CAN'T BELIEVE DAN EVER TOOK HER OUT. 271 00:12:33,033 --> 00:12:35,567 HE NEVER TOOK HER OUT. 272 00:12:35,567 --> 00:12:38,033 - WHAT? - WHEN DID HE TAKE HER OUT? 273 00:12:38,033 --> 00:12:39,801 THAT WEEK YOU GUYS BROKE UP. 274 00:12:39,801 --> 00:12:41,234 NO WAY. 275 00:12:41,234 --> 00:12:43,801 HE NEVER TOLD YOU THAT? 276 00:12:43,801 --> 00:12:45,968 NO. 277 00:12:45,968 --> 00:12:48,234 WELL-- 278 00:12:48,234 --> 00:12:52,133 IT WASN'T... IMPORTANT. 279 00:12:52,133 --> 00:12:53,634 ( nervous laugh ) 280 00:12:53,634 --> 00:12:56,868 THAT'S A VERY PRETTY DRESS YOU HAVE ON. 281 00:13:02,834 --> 00:13:05,767 BOB, UM, WE THOUGHT THAT... THIS SPOT HERE 282 00:13:05,767 --> 00:13:07,767 WOULD BE GOOD FOR THE PHOTO. 283 00:13:07,767 --> 00:13:10,167 OH, YES. THIS IS NICE. 284 00:13:10,167 --> 00:13:13,200 NOW HOW MANY PEOPLE WILL BE PARTICIPATING IN THE PHOTO? 285 00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:15,801 - THREE CHILDREN AND TWO ADULTS. - SPLENDID. 286 00:13:15,801 --> 00:13:16,901 WHERE'S BECKY? 287 00:13:16,901 --> 00:13:19,234 OH, SHE WENT UPSTAIRS TO CHANGE AGAIN. 288 00:13:19,234 --> 00:13:21,667 WELL, GO GET HER. WE'RE GETTING READY TO START HERE. 289 00:13:21,667 --> 00:13:23,667 DO YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM? 290 00:13:23,667 --> 00:13:25,667 - NO. - ARE YOU SURE? 291 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:30,634 ROSIE, THIS IS BOB KEELER FROM FLASH PHOTO. 292 00:13:30,634 --> 00:13:32,801 - HI, BOB. - HELLO. 293 00:13:34,567 --> 00:13:37,267 YOU HAVE A... LOVELY HOME. 294 00:13:37,267 --> 00:13:41,334 THANK YOU. WELL, IT KEEPS ME OFF THE STREETS. 295 00:13:41,334 --> 00:13:44,000 YOU KNOW, WE THOUGHT THAT... 296 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,534 THIS WOULD BE A GOOD SPOT FOR THE PICTURE. 297 00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:48,267 HMM. I DON'T KNOW. 298 00:13:48,267 --> 00:13:50,167 DO YOU THINK PHYLLIS WILL LIKE IT? 299 00:13:50,167 --> 00:13:51,267 ( scoffs ) 300 00:13:51,267 --> 00:13:53,167 WHY SHOULD WE CARE WHAT SHE THINKS? 301 00:13:53,167 --> 00:13:55,934 BECAUSE 15 YEARS AGO, 302 00:13:55,934 --> 00:14:00,100 WE DATED HER BEHIND OUR BACK. 303 00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:02,367 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 304 00:14:02,367 --> 00:14:04,968 15 YEARS OF LIES. 305 00:14:04,968 --> 00:14:06,033 WHAT? 306 00:14:06,033 --> 00:14:07,934 WELL, UH, WE READY HERE TO START, HMM? 307 00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:09,801 NO. 308 00:14:09,801 --> 00:14:13,033 YOU WENT OUT WITH HER AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN TELL ME ABOUT IT. 309 00:14:13,033 --> 00:14:15,334 ROSIE, BOB HERE IS ON A VERY TIGHT SCHEDULE. 310 00:14:15,334 --> 00:14:17,601 CAN THIS POSSIBLY WAIT? 311 00:14:17,601 --> 00:14:19,501 ANOTHER 15 YEARS? 312 00:14:19,501 --> 00:14:21,100 SHOULD I LEAVE? 313 00:14:21,100 --> 00:14:23,501 NO, BOB, YOU'RE A MAN. 314 00:14:23,501 --> 00:14:25,734 LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION. 315 00:14:25,734 --> 00:14:27,634 DO YOU THINK IT'S A LOUSY, LOW-DOWN 316 00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:32,100 SLEAZEBAG THING TO DO TO LIE TO YOUR OWN WIFE FOR 15 YEARS? 317 00:14:32,100 --> 00:14:33,267 ( clears throat ) 318 00:14:33,267 --> 00:14:35,334 HOW MANY YEARS? 319 00:14:35,334 --> 00:14:37,400 AS LONG AS WE'RE GIVING SOMEBODY THE THIRD DEGREE, 320 00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:39,734 - LET'S START WITH YOUR SISTER. - YOU LEAVE HER OUT OF THIS. 321 00:14:39,734 --> 00:14:41,968 WHY DOES SHE BUTT HER NOSE INTO OUR BUSINESS? 322 00:14:41,968 --> 00:14:43,267 HEY, IT'S YOUR FAULT, NOT HERS. 323 00:14:43,267 --> 00:14:45,434 - JACKIE. - YEAH? 324 00:14:45,434 --> 00:14:48,601 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WENT OUT WITH PHYLLIS, NOT HER. 325 00:14:48,601 --> 00:14:51,033 - THANKS, BIG MOUTH. - WHAT? 326 00:14:51,033 --> 00:14:53,200 YOU HAD TO BLAB ABOUT PHYLLIS. 327 00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:56,267 SORRY, DAN, I THOUGHT YOU WOULD HAVE TOLD HER BY NOW. 328 00:14:56,267 --> 00:14:59,701 THERE WAS NOTHING TO TELL. IT WAS ONE MEASLY DATE. 329 00:14:59,701 --> 00:15:01,701 IF IT WAS SO MEASLY, HOW COME YOU DIDN'T TELL ME 330 00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:04,934 - WHEN WE FIRST GOT BACK TOGETHER? - JACKIE SAID NOT TO. 331 00:15:04,934 --> 00:15:07,567 SO YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S RESPONSIBLE FOR KEEPING ME IN THE DARK. 332 00:15:07,567 --> 00:15:09,667 YOU GUYS WERE ALREADY BACK TOGETHER. 333 00:15:09,667 --> 00:15:11,100 WHAT'S THE POINT IN BRINGING IT UP? 334 00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:13,300 YEAH, HONEY, IT WAS NO BIG DEAL. 335 00:15:13,300 --> 00:15:15,067 I WAS TRYING TO PROTECT YOU. 336 00:15:15,067 --> 00:15:18,667 IF IT WAS NO BIG DEAL, WHAT WERE YOU TRYING TO PROTECT ME FROM? 337 00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:20,634 ROSEANNE, IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO. 338 00:15:20,634 --> 00:15:23,834 I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE. I GOT SOME BETTER THINGS TO DO. 339 00:15:23,834 --> 00:15:26,167 ( washer water filling ) 340 00:15:26,167 --> 00:15:28,634 COME ON, ROSIE, WE GOT A PICTURE TO TAKE. 341 00:15:30,601 --> 00:15:32,501 HEY, I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHY YOU WENT OUT WITH HER 342 00:15:32,501 --> 00:15:35,167 - IN THE FIRST PLACE. - ROSEANNE, YOU DUMPED ME. 343 00:15:35,167 --> 00:15:37,267 WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO? 344 00:15:37,267 --> 00:15:40,334 GO TO YOUR GRAVE WANTING ME BACK. 345 00:15:40,334 --> 00:15:42,367 I DID WANT YOU BACK. 346 00:15:42,367 --> 00:15:45,601 YEAH, WELL, YOU GOT A FUNNY WAY OF SHOWING IT. 347 00:15:45,601 --> 00:15:49,200 - WHAT'D YOU DO ON THIS DATE? - NOTHING. 348 00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:51,667 ( laughs ) GET MORE SPECIFIC THAN THAT. 349 00:15:51,667 --> 00:15:54,634 SHE HOPPED ON MY MOTORCYCLE, WE WENT FOR A RIDE. 350 00:15:54,634 --> 00:15:57,067 SO, THAT'S ALL YOU DID. YOU JUST RODE AROUND. 351 00:15:57,067 --> 00:15:58,968 - YEAH. - UH-HUH, YEAH. 352 00:15:58,968 --> 00:16:00,434 AND YOU DIDN'T STOP ANYPLACE? 353 00:16:00,434 --> 00:16:03,367 I DON'T REMEMBER. WE JUST RODE AROUND. 354 00:16:03,367 --> 00:16:05,567 JUST RIDING, RIDING, RIDING AROUND, 355 00:16:05,567 --> 00:16:07,667 NOT STOPPING ANYWHERE. 356 00:16:08,734 --> 00:16:10,934 WE MIGHT HAVE STOPPED SOMEPLACE. 357 00:16:10,934 --> 00:16:12,234 LIKE WHERE? 358 00:16:12,234 --> 00:16:14,567 - ROSIE. - WHERE? 359 00:16:14,567 --> 00:16:17,400 - WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE? - 'CAUSE I WANT TO KNOW. 360 00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:19,968 WATCH-OUT HILL. 361 00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:25,701 ARE WE EVER GONNA DO THIS? 362 00:16:25,701 --> 00:16:28,567 IN A MINUTE. 363 00:16:29,667 --> 00:16:32,167 ROSEANNE, YOU BROKE MY HEART. 364 00:16:33,934 --> 00:16:35,634 DID YOU DO IT WITH HER? 365 00:16:36,968 --> 00:16:38,934 COME ON, ROSEANNE. 366 00:16:38,934 --> 00:16:40,734 DID YOU? 367 00:16:40,734 --> 00:16:43,100 YES. 368 00:16:47,934 --> 00:16:50,067 WE'RE READY WHEN YOU ARE. 369 00:16:50,067 --> 00:16:52,400 WE MAY HAVE TO DO THIS ANOTHER DAY. 370 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:54,801 NO, WE CAN DO IT RIGHT NOW. 371 00:16:54,801 --> 00:16:56,200 WE'LL DO IT NOW. 372 00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:57,601 YOU'RE SURE? 373 00:16:57,601 --> 00:17:00,100 YEAH, LET'S TAKE THE PICTURE. 374 00:17:03,934 --> 00:17:05,667 ROSEANNE... 375 00:17:05,667 --> 00:17:08,234 I'M SORRY. 376 00:17:17,968 --> 00:17:20,667 ( eerie music playing on TV ) 377 00:17:22,801 --> 00:17:25,234 THE KIDS ARE ALL TUCKED IN. 378 00:17:28,033 --> 00:17:30,501 WHAT YOU WATCHING? 379 00:17:31,667 --> 00:17:33,334 ( laughing ) 380 00:17:33,334 --> 00:17:35,334 D.J. WAS SO CUTE. 381 00:17:35,334 --> 00:17:39,100 HE WANTED TO KNOW IF WE'RE GETTING A DIVORCE. 382 00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:40,767 ARE WE? 383 00:17:42,901 --> 00:17:45,634 DID I FORGET TO TELL YOU I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU? 384 00:17:45,634 --> 00:17:48,667 LOOK, I WANT TO TELL YOU EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED. 385 00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:51,701 YOU'VE OBVIOUSLY MISTAKEN ME FOR SOMEONE WHO CARES. 386 00:17:51,701 --> 00:17:54,100 LOOK, WHEN YOU BROKE UP WITH ME, 387 00:17:54,100 --> 00:17:56,968 I GUESS I WAS TRYING TO PROVE SOMETHING TO MYSELF. 388 00:17:56,968 --> 00:17:59,734 I DON'T KNOW WHY I PICKED PHYLLIS. 389 00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:04,567 OKAY, I KNOW. 390 00:18:04,567 --> 00:18:06,367 BUT SHE JUST BROKE UP WITH HER BOYFRIEND. 391 00:18:06,367 --> 00:18:09,100 I RAN INTO HER AT A PARTY, WE WENT FOR A RIDE, 392 00:18:09,100 --> 00:18:11,000 WE WOUND UP ON THE HILL. 393 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:14,067 AND IT JUST SORT OF HAPPENED. 394 00:18:15,234 --> 00:18:17,501 IT DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING. 395 00:18:18,634 --> 00:18:20,167 COULD YOU EXPLAIN THAT TO ME? 396 00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:22,801 CAN YOU TELL ME HOW YOU MAKE LOVE WITH SOMEBODY 397 00:18:22,801 --> 00:18:24,901 AND IT DOESN'T MEAN NOTHING? 398 00:18:24,901 --> 00:18:28,300 WELL, YOU START WITH A CASE OF BEER... 399 00:18:32,300 --> 00:18:33,868 THEN GO GET ME A CASE OF BEER 400 00:18:33,868 --> 00:18:37,901 SO I CAN SHOWER UP WITH THE CHICAGO BEARS. 401 00:18:37,901 --> 00:18:42,067 HELL, HONEY, THEY'RE NOT EVEN A GOOD TEAM ANYMORE. 402 00:18:44,968 --> 00:18:46,434 MEAN SOMETHING, MEAN SOMETHING. 403 00:18:46,434 --> 00:18:48,267 WHY DOES IT ALWAYS HAVE TO MEAN SOMETHING? 404 00:18:48,267 --> 00:18:51,033 I DON'T KNOW, DAN, I JUST ALWAYS THOUGHT IT DID. 405 00:18:51,033 --> 00:18:54,200 LOOK, WHAT HAPPENED THAT LONG AGO 406 00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:56,334 DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU AND ME NOW. 407 00:18:56,334 --> 00:18:58,300 YES, IT DOES. 408 00:18:58,300 --> 00:19:01,367 'CAUSE YOU'RE THE ONE PERSON I THOUGHT I COULD TRUST. 409 00:19:01,367 --> 00:19:03,000 I STILL AM. 410 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,400 NOTHING'S CHANGED. 411 00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:07,801 THEN HOW COME I'M SITTING HERE 412 00:19:07,801 --> 00:19:10,000 WONDERING WHAT ELSE I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU? 413 00:19:12,834 --> 00:19:15,567 I'M ASKING YOU TO TRUST ME. 414 00:19:18,501 --> 00:19:21,734 GOD, I HATE YOU. 415 00:19:21,734 --> 00:19:24,634 I HATE YOU TOO, BABY. 416 00:19:24,634 --> 00:19:26,267 NO ONE ELSE HAS EVER MATTERED. 417 00:19:26,267 --> 00:19:30,033 THEN WHY'D YOU GO ALL OUT OVER THIS PICTURE? 418 00:19:30,033 --> 00:19:31,367 ( laughing ) 419 00:19:31,367 --> 00:19:34,033 DID YOU THINK I WAS DOING THIS FOR PHYLLIS? 420 00:19:34,033 --> 00:19:36,634 I WAS DOING THIS FOR US. 421 00:19:36,634 --> 00:19:38,501 I'M PROUD OF THIS FAMILY. 422 00:19:38,501 --> 00:19:40,968 I'M PROUD OF THE FACT THAT WE'VE BEEN MARRIED 15 YEARS. 423 00:19:40,968 --> 00:19:43,367 DO YOU KNOW HOW AMAZING THAT IS? 424 00:19:43,367 --> 00:19:47,934 YEAH, PRETTY AMAZING CONSIDERING I CAN'T STAND YOU. 425 00:19:47,934 --> 00:19:50,033 EVERYBODY SAID WE GOT MARRIED TOO YOUNG, 426 00:19:50,033 --> 00:19:52,434 THAT WE WOULD NEVER LAST. 427 00:19:52,434 --> 00:19:54,334 HERE WE ARE. 428 00:19:54,334 --> 00:19:57,300 WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE OUR SECRET IS? 429 00:19:58,767 --> 00:20:02,334 WE CAN'T AFFORD TO PAY TWO RENTS. 430 00:20:02,334 --> 00:20:06,701 HEY, GIVE ME SOME OF THAT THERE BLANKET. 431 00:20:06,701 --> 00:20:08,133 NO. 432 00:20:08,133 --> 00:20:10,734 COME ON, I'M FREEZING. 433 00:20:10,734 --> 00:20:12,467 WHY DON'T YOU GO FIND OLD PHYLLIS 434 00:20:12,467 --> 00:20:15,167 TO WARM UP YOUR BIG OLD BUTT? 435 00:20:15,167 --> 00:20:18,033 'CAUSE NOBODY CAN WARM UP MY BIG OLD BUTT 436 00:20:18,033 --> 00:20:20,667 LIKE YOU, BABYCAKES. 437 00:20:20,667 --> 00:20:22,868 HONEY PIE. 438 00:20:22,868 --> 00:20:24,701 SUGAR DARLING. 439 00:20:24,701 --> 00:20:26,234 SNOOKIE BABY. 440 00:20:26,234 --> 00:20:27,467 ( snorting ) 441 00:20:27,467 --> 00:20:29,968 ETCETERA, ETCETERA. 442 00:20:31,834 --> 00:20:35,100 THIS IS NICE. 443 00:20:43,834 --> 00:20:45,667 THESE SHOTS TURNED OUT PRETTY GOOD. 444 00:20:45,667 --> 00:20:47,100 THEY'RE NOT TOO BAD. 445 00:20:47,100 --> 00:20:48,901 I SHOULD HAVE WORN MY OTHER BELT. 446 00:20:48,901 --> 00:20:50,734 IF YOU SAY ONE MORE WORD ABOUT THAT BELT, 447 00:20:50,734 --> 00:20:52,334 I'M GOING TO STRANGLE YOU WITH IT. 448 00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:54,300 I DON'T LOOK SO BAD IN THESE. 449 00:20:54,300 --> 00:20:56,234 YOU'RE NOT TOO UGLY. 450 00:20:56,234 --> 00:20:57,901 IN FACT, I LOOK PRETTY GOOD. 451 00:20:57,901 --> 00:20:59,734 CAN I TAKE THIS ONE TO SCHOOL? 452 00:20:59,734 --> 00:21:01,167 SURE. 453 00:21:01,167 --> 00:21:04,167 DARLENE'S BLOCKING MY SOFTBALL TROPHY IN THAT ONE. 454 00:21:04,167 --> 00:21:07,000 THIS IS THE ONE WE WANT TO SEND IN TO THE YEARBOOK. 455 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:10,367 NO WAY! MY EYES ARE ALL CLOSED UP. 456 00:21:10,367 --> 00:21:11,868 LET'S SEND IN THAT ONE. 457 00:21:11,868 --> 00:21:13,868 HUH-UH... 458 00:21:13,868 --> 00:21:15,567 I'M MAKING A FACE IN THAT ONE. 459 00:21:15,567 --> 00:21:17,934 NO, THAT'S YOUR REGULAR FACE. 460 00:21:17,934 --> 00:21:20,133 I DON'T LOOK LIKE THAT. 461 00:21:20,133 --> 00:21:21,567 YEAH, YOU DO. 462 00:21:21,567 --> 00:21:23,067 WELL, WE'RE NOT SENDING IN THAT ONE. 463 00:21:23,067 --> 00:21:24,667 WELL, WE'RE NOT SENDING THE OTHER ONE. 464 00:21:24,667 --> 00:21:26,534 - WELL, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? - WELL... 465 00:21:26,534 --> 00:21:28,801 THERE'S ALWAYS YELLOWSTONE. 466 00:21:28,801 --> 00:21:32,334 * WHOOPIE-KAY-YI-YAY * 467 00:21:32,334 --> 00:21:35,400 Both: * GET ALONG, LITTLE DOGGIE * 468 00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:37,934 * YOU KNOW THAT WYOMING * 469 00:21:37,934 --> 00:21:43,400 * WILL BE YOUR NEW HOME. * 34208

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