Original subtitles

This is Studio Delta, a video production company.

She's always been such a sweet tooth.

You're checking the social media of your ex again?

Yup.

Stop doing that. It won't get you anywhere.

Who wouldn't be curious about the current life of your ex!?

She ain't bad.

She used to be chubbier, though.

Thanks to my recommended diet, she got healthier and prettier.

And dumped you for another man.

You're well-informed.

You told me before.

She was my first girlfriend.

Yet she already has three exes.

Even though she's such a plain and conservative type.

Like they say, still waters run deep.

It's because I was traumatized by her that I can only love virgins now.

I'm 29 now and I've never slept with another woman ever since. [ lit. "second virgin" ]

You reap what you sow.

What's he doing?

No idea.

Translation: HPriest @ d-addicts Twitter: @hpriestsubs

Raise de wa Chanto Shimasu [I'll be more serious in my next life.]

A chapter about the second virgin and the man slut.

So cute...

I want a girlfriend like her.

I wanna do her!

Your desire is leaking out during work.

Sorry. My inner voice came out.

Seriously though, you only like virgins, right?

Yup.

And it's gotta be a cute girl on top of that, right?

Yup!

A grown-up and cute girl who is a virgin. Isn't that way too high of a hurdle?

Nah. A conservative girl like her should be fine.

Don't get fooled!

No conservative woman would be packed with so much drawing power.

A girl like her would definitely be more faithful.

A playgirl with her hair dyed brown?

Look. Girls like Takasugi. The glitzy makeup.

She's definitely sleeping around!

I don't know.

Omori too. She seems conservative,

but she's smoking and definitely sleeping around!

Stop looking at your colleagues in such a way.

Where on earth am I gonna find myself a good virgin?

Say, Ume-chan. What do you think about men who only like virgins?

What kind of question is that?

How about it?

Not a chance. Ugh. I hate it.

Wouldn't that make it worse?

There are many men with low self-esteem who say they like virgins.

Guys who compensate their lack of self-esteem with an inexperienced partner

can't be decent human beings.

They want to be told, "It's my first time."

Why of course it's her first time. She's a virgin.

They suck in bed, but they want to look triumphant.

That's him in a nutshell.

Another mail from a woman?

This girl has been a real handful.

How come a man slut like you is so popular?

I'd bring the stars down from the sky for my woman.

Since I'm a gentleman.

A gentleman?

Yup.

Since you actually want to have sex so badly,

doesn't it make you look like a perverted gentleman by trying to hide your sexual desire?

Is that so?

Women can see right through that.

Then, how do you do it?

I say it straight to her face.

How?

You're cute, I like you.

I want you.

No way! I could never do that!

That's what I like about you. Let's do it.

Stop it already!

Come on, please!

May I come in?

You can't just show up like that.

Tell me. Why do you always ignore my mails?

Why do you ignore me?

Why do women always become gloomy once you have sex with them?

You must have another woman!

I'm sorry.

I can't take this anymore.

I'm not going to see you again!

I'm sorry for making you feel that way.

I may be clumsy, but I love you!

You won't forgive me?

Fine.

Really?

Yes.

Why is that easy to fix a woman's bad mood?

What an awful guy.

For you.

Thanks.

Matsuda-kun acts very intimate, but without it becoming sexual harassment.

For you as well.

Thank you.

Yet he's keeping a certain distance towards Ume-chan.

Men who are unaware of those things

have a really hard time in today's society, I guess.

What was that?

What's happening?

No idea.

What happened to Hayashi?

That's exactly why I told him not to look at the social media of his ex.

I got married.

He's a moron.

Agreed.

Indeed.

Our little second virgin.

He should have heeded the man slut's warning.

I, Sakuragi Ako, am in love.

I was so struck by his passionate approach

that I've been meeting him on a regular basis ever since our first night together.

I'm gonna use your bathroom.

( make-up )

A chapter about the sex friend beginner and the sex friend expert.

This is the sex friend beginner, Ako-chan.

Good evening.

I'm your sex counselor, Veronica.

You found carelessly placed make-up inside his bathroom cabinet?

Please be aware that this is most likely a red flag.

Now, since you found it, what should you do next?

Step 1: Get confirmation whether or not you're his only love.

If you're indeed his only love,

he's likely trying to lie about it.

Hey, Matsuda-kun.

Are you sleeping with a lot of other women?

Yes.

Red flag!

It appears you're not his only love.

What's wrong?

What even am I to you?

Isn't it obvious?

How can you do this to me? It hurts!

I'm sorry.

I'm a terrible guy. Sorry.

Be on your guard when he suddenly becomes more gentle than usual.

It's his strategy to win you over!

No! I can't get deceived!

This is exactly his trick.

You can't trick me with that.

I won't get deceived!

I'm sorry. I'm a terrible man.

I can't change the way I am,

so maybe we shouldn't see each other anymore.

I don't want to see you hurt.

Hot damn! Look at his pretty face!

I'm not hurt or anything.

But you just said so yourself.

Not seeing you hurts more.

Mom. Dad. Forgive me.

Ako is a weak woman.

Thus, she entered the sex friend zone.

On the other hand.

Coming!

It's me, B.

This is our sex friend expert, Momoe-chan.

Coming!

I have five sex friends.

Done yet?

Almost!

Howdy.

B-kun. What brings you here?

Thanks for letting me in.

I was drinking in the area and missed my last train.

I see.

I'd like to stay the night...

You can stay the night,

but I'm on my period today.

Okay, stop!

Good evening.

I'm your sex counselor, Momo-chan.

If you have five guys and tell them you're on your period,

you can tell their scumbagness by their reaction.

Now, what about B-kun?

Do you hear me?

I'm on my period today, so we can't do it.

That's fine by me.

Are you feeling okay?

My stomach hurts a little.

Then, I'm going to caress it for you.

Mmmh, I see.

Oh shit, I'm hard.

I told you. Not today.

Hey.

You can still give me a blowjob.

Right?

Trash.

I see.

Then, what about D-kun?

I'm on my period today. Sorry.

Your period?

That means we can do it raw, right?

Lucky!

Supertrash.

Right.

Next one, E-kun.

You must be in pain, right?

You should definitely rest!

Go rest.

You should rest today.

Doing it on a girl's period actually gets me the most excited!

Mega pervert!

Let me know in advance. Really.

It's vital information to me.

And that brings us to the last person.

Our dear A-kun!

We can't meet up?

We can, but we can't have sex today.

Then, how about we go and have some ramen?

Ramen?

I'm so stuffed.

I'm sorry, okay? But since I'm on my period.

It's fine.

Let's get a good night's rest.

I love him!

I love him to pieces!

However...

Hello.

Sorry. I'm still at work.

A-kun has an actual girlfriend.

- Got it. I'll be done soon.

Don't worry.

If you were to choose me,

I'd make a clean break with the others.

Another error?

What's wrong with you? Geez!

What's wrong?

This guy has been acting strange lately.

Let me take a look.

Let's see...

Matsuda-kun always tends to get into your personal space.

He's plain at first glance, but neat and tidy.

Well-defined features and almond eyes, too.

Omori-san doesn't exactly stand out,

but she's got a face that men like quite a lot

and doesn't mind other people invading her personal space.

She must be... He must be...

...a playgirl, huh? ...a playboy, huh?

Don't even!

When you dip your pen in company ink...

- It will get complicated! - It will get complicated!

Okay, fixed.

Wow! Thanks.

That's sexual harassment!

Sexual harassment!

What's your problem?

What happened?

I was doing muscle training, when she...

I was only praising him by saying he looks like Raoh from Fist of the North Star.

That's sexual harassment, right!?

Raoh is pretty cool, though.

He is?

You don't know him!?

He's super strong and really cool.

I'm cool?

You are!

Studio Delta - An abundance of different dispositions.

That's kinda arousing.

Ume-chan. Isn't that sexual harassment?

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