Original subtitles

Christian Troy: LOOKS LIKE A

BASAL CELL CARCINOMA. NOTHING TO

WORRY ABOUT. I CAN TAKE IT OFF

WITH A LOCAL RIGHT HERE IN THE

OFFICE, MRS. CAMDEN.

Miss Camden: OH, THAT'S MISS

CAMDEN. MY DIVORCE WAS FINAL 3

WEEKS AGO.

Christian: I'M SORRY TO HEAR

THAT. I'M ALSO SORRY TO SAY THAT

YOU'LL HAVE TO STOP THE NUDE

SUNBATHING.

Miss Camden: NOPE. TAN LINES ARE

FOR STRIPPERS AND GERMAN

TOURISTS.

Christian: THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO

FIND SOMEONE TO COVER THAT 3

SPINNING CLASSES A WEEK REAR END

OF YOURS IN S.P.F. 50.

Camden: MMM. AND HOW DO YOU

SUPPOSE I'LL EVER FIND SOMEONE

TO PERFORM THAT THANKLESS TASK.

* GET BACK, HYPE, LOVE, LUST,

YOU KNOW I LIKE TO DO IT

WHEN YOU TREAT ME LIKE THAT,

GIRL, I DIDN'T KNOW

YOU COULD GET DOWN LIKE THAT,

TELL ME HOW TO BOOGIE,

SHAKE YOUR ASS LIKE THAT,

GIRL, I DIDN'T KNOW

YOU COULD GET DOWN LIKE THAT,

YOU KNOW I LIKE TO BOOGIE

WHEN YOU SEE ME LIKE THAT,

GIRL, I DIDN'T KNOW

YOU COULD GET DOWN LIKE THAT,

TELL ME HOW TO BOOGIE,

SHAKE YOUR ASS LIKE THAT,

GIRL, I DIDN'T KNOW

YOU COULD GET DOWN LIKE THAT *

Christian: SO, HOW'S NEXT

TUESDAY FOR YOU, MISS CAMDEN?

Miss Camden: MMM. I THINK I CAN

FIT YOU IN.

Gina: HEY, ASSHOLE.

Christian: YOU'RE LIKE HERPES.

EVERY TIME I FEEL LIKE I'M

GETTING MY LIFE BACK, I HAVE A

GINA OUTBREAK. WHAT DO YOU WANT

FROM ME?

Gina: I NEED TO TALK, YOU NEED

TO LISTEN.

Christian: JESUS. WHAT IS THIS,

STEP 9? NO NEED TO APOLOGIZE

ABOUT HOW YOU ACTED, GINA. I

DON'T GIVE A SHIT.

Gina: I'M POSITIVE.

Christian: POSITIVE ABOUT WHAT?

Gina: I HAD A FUNGUS IN MY

MOUTH. THE DOCTOR AT THE CLINIC

SAID IT WAS CANDID SOMETHING.

Christian: CANDIDA ALBICAN.

Gina: YEAH. I GUESS THAT CAN BE

AN EARLY SYMPTOM FOR H.I.V.,

SO...THEY TESTED ME.

Christian: WHEN DID YOU FIND

OUT?

Gina: A WEEK. 2 WEEKS, MAYBE.

I'M ALL RIGHT, THOUGH. THEY GAVE

SOME ANTIBIOTICS FOR THE FUNGUS,

AND PUT ME ON THE COCKTAIL.

[SIGHS]

Christian: DO THEY KNOW WHEN YOU

CONTRACTED IT?

Gina: THEY'RE NOT SURE. 6 MONTHS

OR A YEAR. THAT'S WHY I'M HERE,

TO TELL YOU TO GET TESTED.

Christian: JESUS, GINA, HOW

COULD YOU BE SO IRRESPONSIBLE?

Gina: I DON'T REMEMBER YOU

STOPPING TO SHEATH YOUR SWORD,

SIR SCREWS-A-LOT.

Christian: I KNEW I SHOULD'VE

DOUBLE-BAGGED IT WITH YOU!

Gina: BUT YOU DIDN'T, ASSHOLE,

DID YOU? BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT YOU

WERE INVINCIBLE, AND YOU DIDN'T

GIVE A SHIT WHAT HAPPENED TO ME

OR ANY OF THE SLUTS THAT YOU'VE

BEEN DUMPING YOUR LOAD INTO OVER

THE PAST 2 DECADES.

Christian: GET OUT. GET OUT OF

MY LIFE.

Gina: NO. NO, WAIT. CHRISTIAN,

PLEASE. I NEED YOUR HELP TO GET

A HOLD OF JAMES AND WILBUR.

THE DOCTOR SAID I COULD'VE

PASSED IT ON TO HIM IN UTERO.

LOOK, I DON'T CARE ABOUT ME, BUT

I NEED TO KNOW IF MY BABY'S

SICK. I CAN DEAL WITH THE PILLS

AND WITH THE PAIN, BUT I CANNOT

STAND NOT KNOWING IF HE'S ALL

RIGHT.

Christian: I AM NOT HELPING YOU

FIND SHIT. YOU'RE A POISON,

GINA. EVERYTHING YOU TOUCH GETS

INFECTED WITH YOUR OWN SPECIAL

BRAND OF MISERY.

Gina: THEY WAY I FIGURE IT,

ASSHOLE, WE'RE A MATCH MADE IN

HELL. YOU KNOW, THE ONLY

DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND ME, I

TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR MY

MISTAKES.

* AHH *

* MAKE ME BEAUTIFUL *

* MAKE ME

A PERFECT SOUL,

A PERFECT MIND,

A PERFECT FACE,

A PERFECT

LIFE *

Man: BEAUTY IS A CURSE ON THE

WORLD. THAT'S WHAT HE SAID WHEN

HE DID THIS TO ME. AND HE'S

RIGHT. THE WAY I LOOK HAS BEEN

MY CURSE MY WHOLE LIFE.

Christian: YOU CAN'T TAKE

RESPONSIBILITY FOR WHAT HAPPENED

TO YOU, MR. ROURKE. YOU WERE

BRUTALIZED BY A VERY DERANGED

INDIVIDUAL.

Rourke: MY LOOKS WERE HIS BAIT.

I NEVER WANTED TO BE A MODEL. I

WAS DISCOVERED AT THE BEACH

CELEBRATING AN "A" IN LEGAL

ETHICS. A PHOTOGRAPHER CAME UP

TO ME, TOOK A FEW PICTURES, AND

A MONTH LATER I'M SKIPPING THE

BAR EXAM TO BE ON THE COVER OF

THE J. CREW CATALOG.

Sean: SOUNDS LIKE A DREAM COME

TRUE.

MAY I? I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU

MUST BE FEELING HOPELESS RIGHT

NOW, BUT HAVE YOU SEEN NAOMI

GAINS?

Rourke: SHE WAS ONE OF THE

CARVER'S FIRST, RIGHT?

Sean: YES. WE DID HER CORRECTIVE

SURGERY. SHE JUST BOOKED THE

COVER OF SELF. THERE'S NO REASON

TO THINK YOUR SURGERY WON'T BE

AS SUCCESSFUL AS HERS. WE'LL

USE SOME MUSCULATURE FROM YOUR

INNER THIGHS TO REPAIR THE NERVE

DAMAGE AND COVER THE SCARRING.

Rourke: NOT ALL OF IT. LEAVE

SOME OF THE CUT ON THE RIGHT

SIDE.

Sean: THE MUSCLE LOSS FROM YOUR

LEGS WON'T BE NOTICEABLE IF

THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE WORRIED

ABOUT.

Rourke: LOOK, I HAVE A

RESPONSIBILITY TO MYSELF TO BE

MORE THAN SOME 2-DIMENSIONAL

IMAGE IN SOME MEN'S FITNESS

MAGAZINE. OK?

Christian: DID YOU SUSTAIN ANY

OTHER INJURIES BESIDES THE CUTS

TO YOUR FACE?

Rourke: THIS IS ALL COVERED

UNDER THE DOCTOR/PATIENT

CONFIDENTIALITY, RIGHT?

Christian: YES.

Rourke: I'VE GOT A MAXI PAD

SHOVED DOWN THE BACK OF MY

PANTS. HE RAPED ME. I'VE BEEN

SHITTING RAZOR BLADES FOR A

WEEK. I CAN BENCH 275 POUNDS,

I'M A GODDAMN BLACKBELT IN

KEMPO, BUT I COULDN'T KEEP THE

SON OF A BITCH--

Sean: HE OVERPOWERED YOU?

Rourke: HE DRUGGED ME. HE SHOT

ME UP WITH SOMETHING. I COULDN'T

MOVE, I COULDN'T TALK.

Christian: WE CAN REPAIR THE

DAMAGE TO YOUR RECTUM AT THE

SAME TIME WE WORK ON YOUR FACE.

UNTIL THEN I'LL PRESCRIBE SOME

STOOL SOFTENERS.

Sean: I'M SORRY I HAVE TO ASK,

BUT HAVE YOU HAD YOURSELF TESTED

FOR H.I.V.?

Rourke: NO NEED TO. ASSHOLE HAD

ENOUGH SELF-CONTROL TO USE A

CONDOM. POLICE SAID IT WAS TO

AVOID LEAVING ANY D.N.A.

EVIDENCE. I THINK THE GUY JUST

ASSUMED ALL MALE MODELS WERE

GAY. HE WAS JUST PROTECTING HIS

ASS. CAN'T BE TOO CAREFUL

NOWADAYS, RIGHT?

Sean: WHAT'S THIS?

Christian: JUST RUNNING SOME

BLOOD WORK. I'VE BEEN FEELING A

LITTLE WEAK LATELY. I THOUGHT I

MIGHT HAVE A VITAMIN DEFICIENCY.

Sean: MORE LIKE A SELF-CONTROL

DEFICIENCY. YOU'RE NOT 20

ANYMORE, PAL. THOSE ALL-NIGHTERS

ARE CATCHING UP TO YOU. HERE,

LET ME.

Christian: DON'T.

Sean: I WAS ALWAYS BETTER AT

FINDING THE VEIN THEN YOU WERE.

WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU?

Christian: GINA'S H.I.V.

POSITIVE.

Sean: YOU SLEPT WITH GINA, WHAT,

3 TIMES? I ASSUME YOU NEVER

ENGAGED IN ANY HIGH-RISK

BEHAVIOR WITH HER. MULTIPLE

PARTNERS, ANAL SEX.

Christian: WOULDN'T GO BACK

THERE WITH A MONKEY'S DICK.

Sean: GOOD. THEN I'M SURE YOU'RE

FINE. THE STATISTICAL

PROBABILITY IF YOU

CONTRACTED THE VIRUS FROM

LOW-RISK HETEROSEXUAL ACTIVITY

IS ACTUALLY VERY SMALL.

Christian: IS THAT WHY YOU PUT

GLOVES ON TO TAKE MY BLOOD?

Sean: LOOK, EVEN IF YOU DO HAVE

THE VIRUS, THIS ISN'T THE

EIGHTIES ANYMORE. THE COCKTAIL'S

BEEN WILDLY SUCCESSFUL IN

SUPPRESSING SYMPTOMS. PEOPLE ARE

LIVING FOR YEARS.

Christian: SOME ARE. SOME

AREN'T. THE MEDIA HAS JUST

DECIDED THAT THE STORIES OF THE

LIVING ARE MORE INTERESTING THAN

THE STORIES OF THE DYING. NOBODY

TALKS ABOUT THE SIDE-EFFECTS OF

THE COCKTAIL. THE CHRONIC

DIARRHEA, KIDNEY STONES, FAT

REDISTRIBUTION.

Sean: I'M JUST SAYING YOU CAN

STILL HAVE A NORMAL LIFE.

Christian: NORMAL LIFE? DO YOU

REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS? BESIDES

THE FACT THAT I MIGHT AS WELL

DONATE MY DICK TO CHARITY, WE'RE

GONNA HAVE TO REVEAL MY STATUS

TO ALL OF OUR PATIENTS, SEAN.

WOULD YOU WANT AN H.I.V.

POSITIVE SURGEON OPERATING ON

YOU? STOP BEING MY DOCTOR. START

BEING MY FRIEND.

Sean: WELL, AS YOUR FRIEND AND

YOUR DOCTOR, I SUGGEST YOU GO

THROUGH YOUR BLACKBERRY AND GET

AHOLD OF EVERY WOMAN YOU

EXCHANGED BODILY FLUIDS WITH

SINCE YOUR EXPOSURE.

Christian: I'LL START CALLING

AFTER I GET MY RESULTS BACK.

Sean: HOW LONG WILL THAT TAKE?

2, 3 DAYS? HOW MANY OF THE WOMEN

YOU SLEPT WITH ARE GONNA SLEEP

WITH OTHER MEN DURING THAT

WAITING PERIOD? LIVES ARE AT

STAKE HERE, CHRISTIAN. INCLUDING

MY MOTHER-IN-LAW'S.

HEY, I'M HERE FOR YOU. I'LL HELP

YOU THROUGH ALL OF THIS, GOOD

RESULTS OR BAD, BUT YOU GOTTA

OWN UP TO YOUR PART. YOU MAY NOT

HAVE BEEN RESPONSIBLE WITH THESE

WOMEN, BUT YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE

NOW FOR WHAT YOU MIGHT HAVE

UNKNOWINGLY DONE TO THEM.

[DIALING]

Christian: HI, ERICA? IT'S

CHRISTIAN. GOOD TO TALK TO YOU,

TOO. LOOK, ERIKA, I'M GONNA CUT

TO THE CHASE HERE. I'VE BEEN

WITH SOMEONE WHO TESTED H.I.V.

POSITIVE, WHICH MEANS I MIGHT

BE, WHICH MEANS YOU MIGHT BE. I

DIDN'T SAY I HAD IT, I SAID SHE

HAD IT. I TESTED MYSELF TODAY.

I'M JUST SAYING THAT MAYBE YOU

SHOULD DO THE SAME. LOOK,

SWEETHEART, DON'T PUT THIS

EXCLUSIVELY ON ME. YOU'RE THE

ONE WHO PUT MY HAND UP YOUR

SKIRT. WHY WOULD I CONSIDER

CONDOMS? YOU HAVEN'T CONSIDERED

A PREGNANCY SCARE SINCE GABE

KAPLAN WAS A CELEBRITY. YEAH,

WELL, YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT,

ERICA. I DID NOT VIOLATE YOU.

[WOMAN GASPING]

Woman: NO! NO! AAH! AAH!

Christian: HEY, I DON'T REMEMBER

YOU ASKING ME ABOUT MY SEXUAL

HISTORY WHEN YOU WERE BENT OVER

MY DESK WITH YOUR ASS HANGING

OUT, MISS CAMDEN. YOU DON'T

THINK I'M IN PAIN OVER THIS?

Woman: AAH! AAH!

Christian: STOP CRYING. STOP

CRYING. STOP CRYING.

[WOMAN CRYING]

Christian: STOP CRYING.

...CRYING. STOP CRYING.

[WOMAN CRYING]

Christian: STOP CRYING.

Newscaster: BUT HOW DO WE STOP

ATTACKS THAT ARE SO RANDOM? HOW

DO WE FIGHT AN ENEMY SO VICIOUS?

ONE MAN WITH AN ANSWER TO THESE

QUESTIONS IS DOCTOR SEAN

McNAMARA, A PLASTIC SURGEON FROM

MIAMI WHO HAS DEDICATED HIS TIME

AND SKILLS TO FIX WHAT THE

CARVER HAS DESTROYED.

Julia McNamara: OH, HE LOOKS

GOOD.

Kevin Hotchkiss: A LITTLE MAKEUP

AND A LITTLE VASELINE ON THE

LENS, HELL, MY DOG LOOKS LIKE

DEMI.

Julia: SHUT UP.

Newscaster: IT'S NOT FOR MONEY.

YOU'RE LOSING THOUSANDS IN O.R.

TIME TO HELP THESE VICTIMS

GRATIS.

Sean: WELL, THAT'S JUST IT,

ISN'T IT? IT'S FOR THE VICTIMS.

SOMETIMES WE, AS A SOCIETY, HAVE

TO STOP JUST WATCHING THE NEWS,

AND UNDERSTAND THAT WE PLAY A

PART IN ALL THIS. THAT WE HAVE A

RESPONSIBILITY TO OUR

COMMUNITIES TO STAND UP AND

FIGHT. I USE A SCALPEL TO DO MY

TALKING, BUT WE ALL HAVE TOOLS.

Newscaster: THE POLICE ARE

REPORTING THAT THE CARVER

DELIVERS A MESSAGE TO HIS

VICTIMS BEFORE HE CUTS THEM.

Sean: BEAUTY IS A CURSE ON THE

WORLD.

Newscaster: YOU'RE A PLASTIC

SURGEON. HOW CAN YOU NOT TAKE

THAT PERSONALLY?

Sean: I DO. LOOK, WE ALL GET

CAUGHT UP IN THE MYTH OF BEAUTY.

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WHAT THE

CARVER DOES AND WHAT I DO IS

THAT HE'S TRYING TO MAKE PEOPLE

LOOK AS UGLY AS HE FEELS ON THE

INSIDE. I'M TRYING TO MAKE

PEOPLE AS BEAUTIFUL AS THEY FEEL

ON THE INSIDE.

Newscaster: THIS IS ANDREA HALL

REPORTING FROM MIAMI BEACH. BACK

TO YOU.

Man: NURSE KIMBERLY, I'VE NEVER

SEEN ANYONE TAKE SOMEONE'S

TEMPERATURE USING THAT.

Kimber: CUT. IT WAS GOOD. BUT

REMEMBER WHAT'S GOING ON HERE,

FANTASIA. HE JUST SLEPT WITH THE

CANDY STRIPER, OK? SO THIS BLOW

JOB ISN'T TO GET HIM OFF, IT'S

TO GET HIM TO LOVE YOU. OK? ALL

RIGHT. OH, AND YOU SHOULD TAKE

YOUR TIT OUT SOONER BECAUSE

WE'RE NOT READING IT ON CAMERA.

OK.

WELL, THIS IS A PLEASANT

SURPRISE.

Christian: CAN WE TALK SOME

PLACE PRIVATE?

Kimber: UH, YEAH. YEAH. YOU'D

THINK THAT BEING ON A PORN SET

ALL DAY WOULD MAKE YOU HORNY,

BUT AFTER A COUPLE HOURS IT'S,

LIKE, THE LAST THING YOU WANNA

DO IS GET LAID.

Christian: I MIGHT BE H.I.V.

POSITIVE. THIS IS SERIOUS,

KIMBER. YOU HAVE TO GET YOURSELF

TESTED.

Kimber: WELL, I HAVE BEEN. EVERY

MONTH. I JUST GOT MY P.N.R.

D.N.A. RESULTS BACK LAST WEEK. I

MEAN, IT'S SORT OF AN UNWRITTEN

LAW IN THIS BUSINESS. H.I.V.,

CHLAMYDIA, GONORRHEA. I'M CLEAN.

Christian: THANK GOD. GOOD.

GOOD. AHEM. I STILL HAVE ONE

CALL TO MAKE. JAMES AND WILBUR.

Kimber: I'M SO SORRY, CHRISTIAN.

HEY, IT'S OK.

Christian: I'M ALL ALONE,

KIMBER. I'VE HAD SEX WITH A

THOUSAND WOMEN, BUT THE TRUTH IS

I HAVEN'T BEEN INTIMATE WITH A

SINGLE ONE OF 'EM.

Kimber: YOU WERE INTIMATE WITH

ME. YOU TRIED TO BE AT LEAST,

AND THAT COUNTS FOR SOMETHING.

Christian: WHY ARE YOU SO GOOD

TO ME?

Kimber: BECAUSE I LOVE YOU,

CHRISTIAN.

Christian: YOU LOVE THE IDEA OF

ME. GOOD LOOKS,

NICE THINGS. ON PAPER,

I'M YOUR PERFECT MAN, BUT

HOW ARE YOU GONNA FEEL ABOUT ME

WHEN I HAVE NO HAIR AND I CAN'T

EAT A BOWL OF BROWN RICE WITHOUT

THROWING UP AND THEN...

LYING IN A HOSPITAL BED WEARING

A DIAPER.

Kimber: YOUR HEART WILL STILL BE

THERE...AND SO WILL I.

[SEAN GASPS]

[SWITCHES ON ELECTRONIC VOICE

DISTORTION]

The Carver: AMAZING DRUG, ISN'T

IT? IT'S A RAREFIED FORM OF

METACURIAN CHLORIDE. THEY USE IT

ON VIOLENT PSYCH PATIENTS.

CAUSES A KIND OF WAKING COMA.

IT SHOULD WEAR OFF IN A FEW

MINUTES. IT'S LIKE A PLANE

CRASH, THOUGH. THE FEW MINUTES

WAITING TO HIT THE GROUND CAN

FEEL LIKE A LIFETIME. AN AWFUL

FEELING, BEING TOTALLY HELPLESS,

HAVING NO CONTROL. THAT'S HOW

MOST PEOPLE SPEND THEIR LIVES,

SLAVES TO THE TYRANNY OF BEAUTY,

CARB COUNTING AND GET BOOKS

AND CLASSES AND CHEMICAL PEELS.

I'M RESCUING PEOPLE FROM ALL OF

THAT, AND YOU ARE DESTROYING MY

WORK. THEY CALL ME THE CARVER.

I'M AN ARTIST. YOU'RE THE

CARVER. 50 NOSES ALL THE

SAME, A THOUSAND FLAWLESS

BREASTS. YOU'RE THE MONSTER,

CARVING WHAT'S BEAUTIFUL AND

REAL OUT OF LIFE. THIS IS MY

CITY NOW, DOCTOR.

[SEAN GASPS]

THE DRUG'S WEARING OFF. THAT'S

GOOD. YOU'RE JUST A CURSE ON THE

WORLD WHO KEEPS US FROM SEEING

WHO THE REAL MONSTERS ARE.

[SEAN GASPING AND CRYING]

YOU KEEP REMOVING MY

MASTERPIECES AGAIN AND THE NEXT

TIME, I'LL KILL YOU.

[INDISTINCT POLICE RADIO

DISPATCH TRANSMISSIONS]

Sean: I DIDN'T SEE HIS FACE. HE

WAS WEARING SOME KIND OF MARDI

GRAS MASK.

Julia: I DON'T UNDERSTAND

HOW HE GOT IN. WE HAVE AN ALARM.

Detective: IT LOOKS LIKE HE

BROKE IN THROUGH YOUR SON'S

BEDROOM AT SOME POINT DURING THE

DAY, AND THEN WAITED UNTIL YOU

GOT HOME. I'M GONNA PUT A

UNIFORM OUT FRONT 24/7. ONE AT

YOUR OFFICE, TOO.

Christian: LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

Sean: THANKS FOR COMING OVER.

I DIDN'T TELL THEM TO CALL YOU,

BUT I'M GLAD THEY DID.

[JULIA GASPS]

Christian: WE'RE GONNA NEED SOME

FRESH BANDAGES ON THIS.

Julia: I'LL GET THEM.

Christian: IT'S NOT AS BAD AS

THE OTHERS. THE ANGLE OF

INCISION IS ABOVE THE NERVE, SO

IT SHOULDN'T BE TOO COMPLICATED

TO FIX. I'LL DROP EVERYTHING,

HAVE YOU ON THE TABLE FIRST

THING. I'M GONNA GET QUENTIN

COSTA TO COME DOWN FROM ATLANTA

FOR THIS. HE'S THE BEST FACE MAN

IN THE COUNTRY. I DON'T CARE IF

I HAVE TO CHARTER A PLANE TO GET

HIM HERE MYSELF.

Sean: THANK YOU.

Christian: YOU KNOW I'D DO IT

MYSELF...IF I COULD.

HE DIDN'T--

Sean: NO.

Christian: I CAN'T THANK YOU

ENOUGH FOR COMING DOWN ON SUCH

SHORT NOTICE FOR THIS.

Dr. Quentin Costa: OH, PLEASE.

PLEASE. AFTER WHAT

THE TWO OF YOU GUYS

HAVE DONE FOR ALL OF THESE

CARVER VICTIMS, IT'S JUST THE

LEAST I COULD DO.

Christian: SO, YOUR OFFICE SAID

THAT YOU RECENTLY GOT BACK FROM

SUDAN.

Quentin: IT'S GRUESOME SHIT OVER

THERE. THESE REBELS, THEY'RE

BASICALLY MUTILATING ENTIRE

VILLAGES. I WAS REATTACHING

NOSES AND EARS THAT HAD BEEN

MACHETED OFF.

Christian: ANOTHER SOLDIER FOR

LOST CAUSES. SEAN IS GONNA LOVE

YOU.

Quentin: DON'T GET ME WRONG. I

DID REWARD MYSELF WITH A BOTTLE

OF '83 CHATEAU MOUTON AND A

SUITE AT THE SHORE CLIFF WHEN I

GOT BACK, SO...

Christian: I HAVE SOME VERY FOND

MEMORIES OF THE SHORE CLIFF.

Quentin: [CHUCKLES] YOU AND I

NEED TO GET A DRINK THERE. I

THINK WE COULD TEAR THIS TOWN

UP.

Christian: SURE.

THE NERVE DAMAGE SEEMS TO BE

MINIMAL, SO THERE SHOULDN'T BE

ANY--

SERIOUS MICROSURGERY. JUST SOME

IRRIGATING AND GRAFTING.

Quentin: MM-HMM.

Christian: WE ALREADY DISCUSSED

THAT, DIDN'T WE?

Quentin: TWICE.

DOC, RELAX. YOUR PARTNER'S IN

GOOD HANDS.

Christian: HE'S NOT JUST MY

PARTNER.

HE'S MY BEST FRIEND. I DON'T

WANT HIS LIFE TO BE GRADED OR

NOT ON WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS

FACE.

Quentin: IT WON'T. A MAN'S GOT

TO LOOK AS GOOD AS HIS WAITING

ROOM, RIGHT?

Christian: I'M SORRY. I--

THIS DAMN WRIST.

I RESPECT YOUR SKILLS. IT'S

JUST...HAVING SOMEONE ELSE WORK

ON SEAN'S FACE IS LIKE HAVING

ANOTHER MAN SLEEP WITH MY WIFE.

Quentin: I PROMISE I'LL BE

GENTLE.

HOW ARE WE FEELING, DOCTOR?

Sean: IT FEELS WEIRD BEING ON

THIS SIDE OF THINGS. CAN'T STOP

SHAKING FROM THE ADRENALINE.

BETTER GIVE ME 10 CCs OF VERCET.

Christian: HEY, THIS IS YOUR DAY

OFF. JUST SIT BACK AND LET US DO

THE DRIVING. YOU'RE GONNA BE

FINE, BUDDY. I'LL BE HERE WITH

YOU EVERY STEP OF THE WAY.

Sean: LET'S HIT IT.

[MUSIC BEGINS]

Singer: * THROWN LIKE

A CRIPPLED CROW,

SPINNING THROUGH

AND BREAKING BRANCHES,

I'M IN A BAD WAY,

CALL MY FRIENDS WHO KNOW

WHAT TO DO,

I'M A BETTER FRIEND

THAN I'VE EVER BEEN A LOVER

BUT THAT'S NOT SAYING MUCH,

BUT I'M NOT SAYING MUCH TODAY *

* IN THIS CELLULAR AGE,

PHONE/FAX IS TOO EXPENSIVE,

LIFE SEEMS SO MUCH MORE OPEN,

BUT I'VE BEEN BROKEN

WITH DISEASE,

AND YES,

I'M A BETTER FRIEND

THAN I'VE EVER BEEN A LOVER

BUT THAT'S NOT SAYING MUCH,

BUT I'M NOT SAYING MUCH... *

Christian: HE'S SO BIG!

James: I THINK HE REMEMBERS YOU.

Christian: HEY, THERE.

HEY, WILBUR.

James: GABRIEL.

Christian: RIGHT.

COME IN.

James: WE LIVE IN A VERY TIGHT

COMMUNITY. OUR PHYSICIAN LIVES

2 DOORS DOWN. IT WAS HARD ENOUGH

TELLING EVERYONE THAT I HAD A

CHILD OUT OF WEDLOCK. HOW WAS

I SUPPOSED TO EXPLAIN THAT I NOW

NEEDED TO HAVE THAT CHILD AND

MYSELF TESTED FOR AIDS?

Christian: WHAT ABOUT CECILY?

DO WE NEED TO HAVE HER TESTED,

TOO?

James: WE HAVEN'T BEEN THAT WAY

FOR A LONG TIME. [SIGHS]

IS THIS THING GONNA KILL ME,

CHRISTIAN?

Christian: I'D BE SHOCKED IF YOU

HAD IT, JAMES.

James: BUT IF I DO...

AM I GONNA DIE?

Christian: WE'LL CROSS THAT

BRIDGE IF WE COME TO IT...OK?

James: YOU SHUN YOUR

RESPONSIBILITY FOR ONE NIGHT AND

YOU'RE CAUGHT IN THE WAKE

FOREVER.

Christian: YOUR TURN, BUDDY.

OH, COME HERE. OH, YOU'RE SUCH A

BIG BOY.

HOW'S HE BEEN?

James: GOOD.

HE'S STANDING UP ON HIS OWN NOW.

HE'S TALKING LIKE CRAZY. YEAH?

BOTTLE. HMM? BYE-BYE. DADA.

WHAT ABOUT HIM? IF HE'S SICK,

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

Christian: THE CHANCES ARE VERY

LOW THAT HE CONTRACTED IT FROM

HER. IF HE DID, I'M SURE THERE

ARE GOOD PEDIATRIC AIDS

SPECIALISTS IN SCOTTSDALE OR

PHOENIX.

James: IF IT'S NECESSARY, I'D

LIKE YOU TO BE A PART OF HIS

TREATMENT. HAVING A DOCTOR YOU

TRUST AND CAN GET ON THE PHONE

CAN MAKE ALL THE DIFFERENCE.

Christian: OF COURSE I WILL.

James: HOW IS GINA, BY THE WAY?

Christian: I DON'T KNOW. SHE CAN

ROT.

James: MAY I GIVE YOU SOME

ADVICE? I'VE HATED GINA, CURSED

HER MANY TIMES, BUT THEN I LOOK

AT GABRIEL AND I CAN'T HELP BUT

SEE THE GOOD IN HER.

Christian: HE'S THE ONE GOOD

THING SHE DID IN HER LIFE.

James: SOMETIMES ONE GOOD THING

IS ENOUGH, SO WHATEVER LOVE YOU

STILL FEEL FOR HIM, YOU OWE TO

HER.

Christian: VERY NICE. DR.

COSTA'S ALMOST AS TALENTED AS

YOU ARE, SEAN.

Sean: I'M GLAD YOUR PRACTICE IS

IN ATLANTA, DR. COSTA. ANY

CLOSER, I'D BE A WALKING AD FOR

THE COMPETITION.

Quentin: WELL, I'M HAPPY BEING A

BIG FISH IN MY SMALL POND.

WOULDN'T DREAM OF SWIMMING

AROUND HERE WITH YOU TWO

SHARKS...UNLESS YOU MADE ME ONE

OF YOUR OWN.

I'M LEAVING YOU IN THE HANDS OF

YOUR VERY CAPABLE PARTNER,

DR. McNAMARA.

Sean: THANKS AGAIN, DOCTOR.

Christian: THANK YOU.

WELL, I THINK IT'S SAFE TO SAY

YOU CAN RESTART YOUR MODELING

CAREER IF YOU WANT TO, SEAN.

COME ON, PARTNER, SMILE. YOU'RE

ON THE MEND.

Sean: AM I?

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

Nurse: DOCTORS.

Detective: THANK YOU.

I COME BEARING BAD NEWS. WE

FOUND THIS NEXT TO THE CARVED

FACE OF A TEEN-AGED GIRL...

HOMECOMING QUEEN AT CORAL GABLES

PREP.

Christian: CHRIST.

Sean: THAT'S MY SON'S SCHOOL.

Detective: HE HIT HER LAST

NIGHT. PARENTS ARE A MESS. THEY

WERE OUT TO DINNER.

Christian: WHY IS HE LEAVING ONE

OF OUR CARDS THERE?

Sean: IT'S A DARE. HE WANTS TO

KNOW IF WE'RE GONNA FIX HER.

Christian: WELL, WE'RE SURE AS

HELL NOT GOING TO. LOOK, I

APPRECIATE YOUR DESIRE TO HELP

THESE PEOPLE, SEAN, BUT NOT AT

THE PRICE HE'S GOING TO CHARGE

YOU.

Detective: LOOK, NOBODY'S GONNA

THINK TWICE IF YOU DON'T WANT TO

TAKE THIS GIRL ON, BUT I NEED TO

LET THE PARENTS KNOW, THOUGH.

THEY REQUESTED YOU SPECIFICALLY.

I GUESS THEY HEARD THE PIECE ON

THE NEWS. SO ARE YOU GONNA DO

IT?

Sean: THIS REALLY ISN'T

NECESSARY, JULIA.

Julia: I HAD TO PICK UP ANNIE

ANYWAY, SO I THINK STAYING FOR

AN EXTRA HALF AN HOUR TO MAKE

YOU SOMETHING TO EAT AND

STRAIGHTEN UP THE PLACE ISN'T

GONNA KILL ME. IS THERE ANYTHING

ELSE YOU NEED?

Sean: WELL, IF YOU'RE ASKING,

COULD YOU BRING ME THAT TUBE OF

VITAMIN E?

Julia: WOW! THAT LOOKS GREAT.

CHRISTIAN REALLY OUTDID HIMSELF.

NO, HERE. LET ME.

IT CONSTANTLY AMAZES ME WHAT YOU

PLASTIC SURGEONS CAN DO. YOU

GUYS DON'T GET THE CREDIT YOU

DESERVE.

Sean: REALLY? I ALWAYS THOUGHT

YOU HAD ISSUES WITH WHAT I DID.

Julia: WELL, HONESTLY, SEAN, I

DID. WHENEVER I USED TO TELL

PEOPLE WHAT MY HUSBAND DID FOR A

LIVING, THERE WAS ALWAYS A

LITTLE SHAME BEHIND IT--THE

SHALLOWNESS OF THE INDUSTRY,

HOW IT PLAYS INTO OUR CULTURE

OF SELF-LOATHING. YOU KNOW?

Sean: THE SICK PERSON WHO'S

DOING THIS...I HATE TO ADMIT IT,

BUT THERE'S A BIT OF TRUTH IN

HIS MESSAGE. I'VE CONTRIBUTED TO

THE CULT OF BEAUTY, BUILT THIS

HOUSE. MY WORK BEGAT HIS WORK.

Julia: NO, SEAN, YOU CAN'T DO

THAT TO YOURSELF. NOW, I WAS

WRONG TO BE ASHAMED.

Sean: REALLY?

Julia: WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO HELP

THOSE POOR PEOPLE THAT THAT

MONSTER IS MUTILATING! YOU

SHOULD BE PROUD OF YOURSELF FOR

THAT. I'M PROUD OF YOU FOR THAT.

Sean: I WISH YOU COULD HAVE FELT

MORE OF THAT WHEN WE WERE

TOGETHER.

Julia: MAYBE I NEEDED SOME

PERSPECTIVE TO BE ABLE TO REALLY

SEE YOU.

Sean: HUH.

Julia: IS THAT ENOUGH?

Sean: YEAH.

Julia: YEAH?

Sean: THANK YOU.

THEY WANT ME TO FIX THIS GIRL HE

ATTACKED THE OTHER NIGHT. HER

PARENTS ASKED FOR ME

SPECIFICALLY.

Julia: HER PARENTS DON'T KNOW

THAT HE'S THREATENED TO KILL YOU

IF YOU CORRECT HIS WORK.

Sean: DO YOU THINK I SHOULD DO

THE OPERATION?

Julia: MY ADVICE WOULD BE TO ASK

YOU WHAT YOU THINK.

Sean: I THINK I'M SCARED.

Julia: OH, BABY. YOU DON'T HAVE

TO, YOU KNOW?

Sean: WHAT WILL YOU THINK OF ME

IF I DON'T?

Julia: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE?

Sean: THE DIFFERENCE IS NO

MATTER HOW MUCH YOU HURT ME OR

HOW DISCONNECTED WE ARE, I STILL

CRAVE YOUR RESPECT. I DID WHEN I

WAS IN SCHOOL, JUST STARTING THE

BUSINESS. NOW, IT'S STILL WHAT

LIFTS ME UP.

LISTEN, MAYBE YOU SHOULD STAY

HERE UNTIL THEY CATCH THIS GUY.

YOU CAN STAY IN HERE. I'LL TAKE

MATT'S ROOM. I THINK HE FOUND A

WAY TO PIRATE THE ADULT CHANNELS

ON HIS CABLE BOX.

[JULIA LAUGHS]

I JUST DON'T WANT YOU OUT THERE,

UNPROTECTED AND ALONE.

Julia: BUT I'M NOT ALONE, SEAN.

KEVIN IS WITH ME.

Singer: * EVERY DAY,

I KEEP MAKING THE SAME MISTAKES,

ONCE AGAIN, I FIND MYSELF

IN THE SAME OLD PLACE,

AND I'M WONDERIN',

WONDERIN' WHERE TO TURN,

THERE'S A DAY STRAIGHT AHEAD,

WON'T YOU TAKE ME HOME

[HUMMING] *

Liz: READY WHEN YOU ARE, SEAN.

Sean: 15 BLADE.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

Gina: HEY.

Christian: HEY.

WHAT'S WITH THIS HOSPITAL

PIT-STOP?

Gina: YOU TELL ME.

I THINK THERE'S ONE DOCTOR IN

THE WHOLE PLACE AND HIS THIRD

LANGUAGE IS ENGLISH.

Christian: THIS DOESN'T MAKE

SENSE. YOU HAVE LOW-GRADE

U.R.I., BUT YOUR WHITE CELL

COUNT IS AT 3.

THE COCKTAIL SHOULD HAVE

PREVENTED ALL OF THIS.

Gina: I'M SURE IT WOULD, IF I

WAS TAKING IT.

Christian: YOU'RE NOT TAKING

YOUR MEDICA--JESUS, GINA! WHAT

HAVE YOU GOT, A DEATH WISH?

Gina: NO. I HAVE NO HEALTH

INSURANCE. I GUESS THAT'S THE

SAME THING.

Christian: WHY DIDN'T YOU COME

TO ME?

Gina: AND BEG YOU FOR MONEY?

I HATE MYSELF, BUT NOT THAT

MUCH.

[WHIMPERS]

Christian: BEDSORES?

Gina: NO. EVERY MUSCLE IN MY

BODY'S IN A KNOT.

Christian: ROLL OVER.

[GINA MOANS]

Christian: THERE YOU GO. THERE

YOU GO.

I'M CLEAN.

Gina: GOOD.

THAT'S GOOD.

EVEN YOU DON'T DESERVE THIS.

Christian: I JUST GOT THE

RESULTS FOR JAMES AND

WILBUR--GABRIEL.

THEY'RE NEGATIVE.

Gina: [SIGHS]

HOW'D HE LOOK?

Christian: GOOD.

Gina: YEAH?

Christian: BIG.

HE'S GOT YOUR EYES.

Gina: I SCREWED EVERYTHING UP,

CHRISTIAN.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO

LIE SICK IN A HOSPITAL BED AND

HAVE NO ONE COME TO VISIT YOU

FOR DAYS? IT'S NOT THAT I BURNED

BRIDGES. I JUST--I NEVER BUILT

THEM.

I DON'T WANT TO DIE ALONE.

Christian: HEY.

Gina: HMM?

Christian: REMEMBER THE TIME

WILBUR EXPLODED ALL OVER YOU?

Gina: HE RUINED THAT SHIRT.

THAT KID COULD CRAP LIKE AN

OLYMPIAN.

Christian: [LAUGHS]

AND WHAT ABOUT THE

TIME WE GAVE HIM HIS FIRST

CHEERIO AND HE WAS FLAPPING HIS

ARMS AROUND LIKE HE JUST TASTED

A LITTLE "O"-SHAPED PIECE OF

HEAVEN?

[GINA LAUGHS]

[GINA WHIMPERS]

Christian: THANK YOU.

Gina: FOR WHAT?

Christian: FOR HIM.

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