Original subtitles

Natasha: I AM SO EXCITED. NOW,

ARE YOU SURE THAT YOU DON'T MIND

DOING THIS?

Christian: AND PASS UP YET

ANOTHER VACANT NIGHT OF A TIRED

AND TRENDY CLUB THAT SMELLS LIKE

SWEAT, DESPERATION, AND DRAKKAR

NOIR?

Natasha: HA HA.

Christian: MOVIE NIGHT SOUNDS

FANTASTIC. I JUST DON'T SEE HOW

IT'S FUN FOR YOU.

Natasha: BECAUSE YOU'LL BE MY

EYES. WHEN YOU DESCRIBE TO ME

WHAT'S HAPPENING, WE SEE THE

SAME THING. WE EXPERIENCE IT

TOGETHER. IT'S, UM, VERY

ROMANTIC.

Christian: THEN I'LL BE QUITE

IMAGINATIVE AT DESCRIBING THE

SEX SCENES.

Natasha: OH?

Christian: AND QUITE WILLING TO

ACT OUT ANYTHING THAT YOU DON'T

UNDERSTAND.

Natasha: HA.

Christian: ANYTHING YOU'RE DYING

TO RENT?

Natasha: UH, NO MIRACLE WORKER,

NO SCENT OF A WOMAN, AND NO

VAL KILMER MOVIES.

Christian: I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

YOU CAN LISTEN TO THE XM RADIO.

Natasha: OH, THANK YOU.

Radio: * LOVE,

LOVE WILL KEEP US TOGETHER *

Clerk: AVOID BRITNEY SPEARS IN

CROSSROADS AT ALL COSTS. IT'S

BEEN KNOWN TO CAUSE SPONTANEOUS

COMBUSTION.

Christian: THANKS FOR THE TIP...

NIGHTMARE.

Nightmare: CAN I HELP YOU FIND

ANYTHING?

Christian: HERE'S MY SITUATION.

I NEED TO FIND SOMETHING FOR

MY GIRLFRIEND, BUT SHE'S BLIND.

Nightmare: BUMMER. BUT IN THAT

CASE, I GUESS SHE HASN'T SEEN

MUCH, SO OUR WORLD OPENS UP.

HOW ABOUT... ALL ABOUT EVE?

Christian: I'M GONNA BE THERE,

TOO.

Clerk: RIGHT. YEAH. MIGHT BE

A LITTLE...GAY.

* THINK OF ME, BABE,

WHENEVER SOME SWEET-TALKIN' GIRL

COMES ALONG, SINGIN' A SONG,

DON'T MESS AROUND,

YOU JUST GOTTA BE STRONG,

JUST STOP,

'CAUSE I REALLY LOVE YOU... *

[VAN DOOR CLOSES]

* I'VE BEEN THINKIN' OF YOU *

Man: DUDE, I THINK SHE'S BLIND.

Second man: HEH. NO WAY.

DUDE, CHECK THIS OUT.

* YOU, YOU DO-DO-DO... *

[MEN LAUGHING]

Nightmare: WHAT ABOUT AMELIE?

OK, BE A CYNIC. BUT IT MADE

ME CRY, DUDE.

Man: MAN, THIS IS A SWEET RIDE.

SO IS HELEN KELLER.

Second man: NOBODY DESERVES TO

HAVE BOTH, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M

SAYING?

* STOP,

I'VE BEEN THINKIN' OF YOU,

LOOK IN MY HEART AND LET LOVE

KEEP US TOGETHER,

WHATEVER... *

* YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL,

BUT SOMEDAY

YOUR LOOKS'LL BE GONE... *

Christian: WHAT ABOUT THIS?

I LOVE BRANDO.

Nightmare: LAST TANGO? ARE YOU

SERIOUS? ARE YOU REALLY READY TO

TELL YOUR GIRL, "OK, UM, NOW

MARLON IS SHOVING A STICK OF

BUTTER UP HIS GIRL'S BUTT"?

* I WILL, I WILL,

I WILL,

DA-DA-DA-DA,

DA-DA-DA-DA,

DA-DA-DA-DA... *

[CHRISTIAN SIGHS]

Christian: WHAT ABOUT THIS?

* DA-DA-DA-DA,

DA-DA-DA-DA,

DA-DA-DA-DA... *

* YOU BETTER STOP,

STOP,

'CAUSE I REALLY LOVE YOU,

STOP,

STOP,

I'VE BEEN THINKIN' OF YOU,

LOOK IN MY HEART AND LET LOVE

KEEP US TOGETHER,

WHATEVER,

A-BA-DA, WHATEVER,

I WILL, I WILL, I WILL,

I WILL-- *

[TURNS OFF RADIO]

Natasha: CAN I HELP YOU?

Christian: WHAT THE HELL JUST

HAPPENED?

Natasha: WHAT?

Christian: THE WHOLE FRONT END

OF MY CAR IS GONE. THOSE RIMS

ARE 7 GRAND APIECE.

Natasha: CHRISTIAN, OH, MY GOD.

I'M SO SORRY.

Christian: WELL, DIDN'T YOU

AT LEAST FEEL THE CAR MOVE?

Natasha: I THOUGHT IT WAS

THE BASS IN THE SONG. OHH.

* AHH *

* MAKE ME BEAUTIFUL *

* MAKE ME

A PERFECT SOUL,

A PERFECT MIND,

A PERFECT FACE,

A PERFECT

LIFE *

Sean: MS. NYE, TELL US WHAT YOU

DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF.

Ms. Nye: MY PAST. I WANT TO

FORGET MY LAST 25 YEARS. I WANT

TO FORGET WHO I WAS AND WHAT

HAPPENED IN MY LIFE.

Christian: MS. NYE, WE'RE

PLASTIC SURGEONS. WE WORK ON THE

SURFACE, NOT WHAT'S UNDERNEATH.

Nye: OH, I'M SORRY. I DID

SORT OF SOUND LIKE A LOON

JUST THEN, DIDN'T I? I'M SORRY.

I'LL BE MORE SPECIFIC. UH, MY

NOSE WAS BROKEN, UH, 16 YEARS

AGO, AND I WOULD LIKE TO GET IT

FIXED.

Sean: YOU'VE BEEN LIVING WITH

THIS FRACTURE ALL THIS TIME,

AND NOW YOU WANT IT REPAIRED?

MAY I ASK WHY?

Nye: EVERY TIME I LOOK IN

THE MIRROR, IT HELPS ME

REMEMBER...TYLER. IT HELPS ME

HOLD ON TO HIM IN SOME SMALL

WAY. UH, SORRY. TYLER'S MY SON.

HE'S, UM, OUR SON, STAN'S AND

MINE. AND, UH, WELL, STAN WAS A

NEATNIK, YOU KNOW. AND TYLER...

WELL, TYLER WAS 5. AND HE WOULD

ALWAYS PLAY WITH A TOY AND LEAVE

IT AROUND THE KITCHEN FLOOR, AND

NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES STAN

TOLD HIM TO PICK UP HIS THINGS,

TYLER WOULD CONTINUE TO LEAVE

THINGS AROUND FOR ONE OF US TO

TRIP ON, AND THEN ONE DAY, STAN

JUST...SNAPPED, AND, UH...

WELL, HE HIT ME 'CAUSE, UM,

I DIDN'T PICK UP THE TOYS,

EITHER. AND THEN HE THREW ONE AT

TYLER AND, UM, IT HIT HIM IN

THE HEAD, AND IT KNOCKED HIM

UNCONSCIOUS, AND HE...HE DIED IN

MY ARMS FROM BLEEDING ON

THE BRAIN. SORRY.

Sean: WAS THIS THE FIRST TIME

HE HIT YOU?

Nye: OH, NO. NO. HE BROKE

MY WRIST. THE BONES STICK OUT

A LITTLE BIT RIGHT HERE.

AND, UM, YOU KNOW, THEY REALLY

SHOULD'VE PUT STAN AWAY FOR

LIFE, BUT, UH, HE'S GETTING OUT

IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS. AND YOU

KNOW WHAT? HE BETTER NOT COME

LOOKING FOR ME, BECAUSE I AM

MUCH STRONGER NOW. I JUST

WOULDN'T TAKE THAT NOW.

Sean: ARE YOU WANTING THE

SURGERY NOW, MS. NYE, TO LOOK

DIFFERENT SO YOUR EX-HUSBAND--

Nye: OH, WE'RE NOT

OFFICIALLY DIVORCED, BUT, UM,

I'M--I'M GONNA FILE.

Sean: SO YOUR CURRENT HUSBAND

WON'T FIND YOU?

Nye: NO. I'M DOING THIS

FOR ME. I'VE LIVED WITH THIS

PAIN LONG ENOUGH, AND IT'S TIME

TO MOVE ON. FIXING MY FACE

COMPLETES MY BREAKUP WITH THIS

MAN. I WANT TO LOOK FORWARD,

NOT BACK.

Ava: PUT ON YOUR CLOTHES.

Adrian: HOW ABOUT YOU TAKE

YOURS OFF?

Ava: STOP IT.

I SAID, STOP IT!

STOP HUMILIATING YOURSELF.

IF YOU HAVE A SEXUAL URGE,

MASTURBATE.

Adrian: WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

Ava: TAKING MATT TO THE SHORE

CLUB. THERE'S 20 BUCKS ON

THE KITCHEN COUNTER. ORDER

YOURSELF A PIZZA OR SOMETHING.

Adrian: HOW COULD YOU STILL BE

SEEING THAT LITTLE SHIT?

I THOUGHT WE--

Ava: YOU THOUGHT WRONG.

WHAT HAPPENED WAS A...MOMENTARY

WEAKNESS.

Adrian: YOU'RE A HEARTLESS

BITCH!

Ava: VILIFY ME IF THAT HELPS

WITH YOUR SEPARATION.

Adrian: YOU TREAT ME LIKE A DOG.

ONE DAY, YOU HAND-FEED ME SCRAPS

FROM THE TABLE, AND THE NEXT

DAY, YOU JUST LOCK ME UP IN THE

BASEMENT?! YOU'RE THE GODDAMN

MOTHER OF THE YEAR.

Kimber: OH, THANKS.

I'M SO SORRY. THERE WAS TERRIBLE

TRAFFIC ON THE CAUSEWAY.

Sean: OH, HONEY. WHAT'S WRONG?

Kimber: SEAN, I HAVE TERRIBLE

NEWS. [SIGHS]

I WENT TO SEE ELMA TODAY, MY NEW

PSYCHIC.

[SIGHS]

LOOK. MY HEART LINE, IT BREAKS

RIGHT HERE. NOW, ELMA SAID IT'S

NICE AND HIGH, MEANING VERY

PASSIONATE, WHICH IS TRUE,

BUT DO YOU SEE WHERE IT BREAKS

INTO 2?

Sean: YEAH, UH...

Kimber: IT MEANS I'M GONNA HAVE

A TERRIBLE TRAGEDY IN MY LOVE

LIFE. IT MEANS WE'RE NOT GONNA

MAKE IT AS A COUPLE, SEAN.

Sean: DON'T SAY THAT, KIMBER.

WE'RE HAVING A GREAT TIME,

AREN'T WE?

Kimber: WILL YOU MAKE MY LOVE

LINES LONGER? I TOLD ELMA THAT

MY BOYFRIEND'S A PLASTIC

SURGEON, AND SHE SAID THAT IF

I HAD MY HEART LINES CONNECTED

AND EXTENDED, THEN WE WOULD

ALWAYS BE TOGETHER, THAT

THE PHYSICAL CAN DETERMINE FATE.

Woman: HELLO, SEAN?

Sean: JULIA. HI.

Julia: UH, HELLO, KIMBER.

Kimber: HI.

Julia: KEVIN HOTCHKISS, THIS IS

SEAN, WHO I'M SEPARATED FROM.

Kevin: HI.

Julia: AND THIS IS HIS FRIEND

KIMBER.

Kevin: HOW YOU DOING?

Sean: OH. NICE TO MEET YOU.

IS THIS YOUR FIRST DATE?

Kevin: UH, NO, ACTUALLY, THIS IS

OUR...THIRD DATE IN 3 DAYS.

[KEVIN AND JULIA LAUGH]

Kimber: SUCH A COINCIDENCE THAT

YOU'RE AT THIS RESTAURANT.

Kimber: NO, UH, ACTUALLY, SEAN

BROUGHT ME HERE FOR VALENTINE'S

DAY LAST YEAR, AND, UM,

I ALWAYS WANTED TO COME BACK.

Kevin: [LAUGHS]

Sean: HOW DID THE TWO OF YOU

MEET?

Kimber: I STARTED TAKING ZENNIS

LESSONS WITH KEVIN LAST WEEK.

Sean: ZENNIS?

Kevin: YEAH, IT'S A ZEN APPROACH

TO TENNIS. IT'S--I FOUND THAT

MOST PLAYERS OUT THERE AREN'T

TAPPING INTO THEIR FULL

POTENTIAL BECAUSE

PSYCHOLOGICALLY, THEY'RE

STANDING IN THEIR OWN WAY.

I USE THE PHYSICAL TO ACCESS

THE EMOTIONAL.

Sean: I SEE.

Julia: ALREADY IT'S MADE SUCH

A DIFFERENCE TO MY GAME.

Kevin: REALLY. TOOK A SET OFF ME

THIS MORNING. CAN YOU BELIEVE

THAT? YOU DID, TOO. YOU WERE IN

THE ZONE.

Sean: WELL, HAVE A NICE MEAL.

Kevin: OK. UH, NICE TO MEET YOU.

Julia: UM, I'LL SEE YOU IN

THE MORNING WHEN I COME TO GET

ANNIE.

Kimber: I CAN'T BELIEVE

THE NERVE.

Sean: I KNOW. RIGHT?

Kimber: THE NERVE OF YOU TO TAKE

ME TO THIS PLACE, SEAN. IT'S

KIND OF HARD FOR ME TO ENJOY

A ROMANTIC NIGHT OUT FOR 2 AT

A PLACE WHERE YOU AND YOUR WIFE

SHARED A VALENTINE'S DAY

CREME BRULEE.

Sean: ZENNIS. PLEASE. WHAT A

CROCK OF NEW AGE BULLSHIT.

AND COULD YOU BELIEVE THAT TAN?

HE'S A WALKING, TALKING

MELANOMA, IF YOU ASK ME.

Kimber: [SIGHS]

[CHUCKLES]

Kimber: DON'T BE UPSET, BABY.

I'M SURE HE'S NOT AS GOOD IN BED

AS YOU ARE.

Woman: * YEAH,

MM-MM-MM-MM, YEAH,

THERE'S NO OTHER

THAT CAN TREAT ME LIKE... *

Sean: I WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO YOU

FROM BEHIND.

Kimber: I WANT YOU TO. BUT HOW

ABOUT SOME FOREPLAY FIRST?

MMM.

[BOTH MOANING]

Kimber: IT'S JUST A SIMPLE

SURGERY. IT'S JUST SIMPLE.

I WOULD HAVE SO MUCH MORE

CONFIDENCE ABOUT US WITH LONGER

LOVE LINES.

Sean: THIS OPERATION IS CRAZY.

I TOLD YOU, YOU HAVE NOTHING TO

WORRY ABOUT.

[BOTH MOAN]

Kimber: BUT IF I HAD

THE SURGERY, THEN I'D KNOW FOR

SURE WE'D ALWAYS BE TOGETHER.

Sean: WE DON'T NEED THAT.

MAYBE I SHOULD BE MORE SECURE.

AHH...OOH...

Kimber: TELL ME YOU'LL DO IT.

Sean: OH, KIMBER.

Kimber: TELL ME...

Sean: AHH...

Kimber: YOU'LL DO IT TOMORROW.

Sean: OK. OK. I'LL FIX YOUR

HANDS IN THE MORNING.

* CAN'T BE SHARIN',

NO TIME FOR SECOND PLACE,

I DON'T NEED A MAN, OH, NO,

GOT TO BE MY LOVE,

NOT A TWO-TIMIN' LOVER,

NOT A ONE-DAY LOVER, BE GONE,

YOU GOT TO BE MY LOVE,

NOT A TWO-TIMIN' LOVER,

JUST A LOVE I CAN CALL MY OWN *

* MM-MMM,

I CAN CALL MY OWN, BABY *

Christian: MMM...

Natasha: GOOD MORNING.

Christian: MMM. THAT'S A NICE

WAY TO START THE DAY.

Natasha: I THINK I CAN MAKE IT

EVEN BETTER.

[SEAN MOANING AND SIGHING]

I THINK I'VE FIGURED OUT HOW TO

GET YOU UNDER MY THUMB.

Christian: I THINK I WANT YOU TO

USE ALL 5 FINGERS.

MMM--

Natasha: WHAT'S THE MATTER?

Sean: WHY DON'T YOU HAVE YOUR

EYES IN?

Natasha: YOU KNOW THAT I HAVE

TROUBLE SLEEPING WITH THEM IN,

CHRISTIAN.

[CHRISTIAN SIGHS]

DOES IT TURN YOU OFF?

Christian: IT MIGHT HELP MAKE

THE MOMENT MORE ROMANTIC IF

I COULD SEE YOUR PRETTY BLUE

EYES INSTEAD OF THE...

VEINY VITREOUS.

Natasha: [SIGHS]

THAT'S INTERESTING. SO, I GUESS

IT'S WHAT YOU SEE AND NOT WHAT

YOU FEEL THAT TURNS YOU ON.

Christian: WHAT I SEE IS WHAT

I FEEL, NATASHA. THEY CAN'T

BE SEPARATED. I THOUGHT YOU

APPRECIATED MY HONESTY.

Natasha: I DO. IT'S JUST THAT

I DON'T THINK THAT WAY.

Christian: OH.

Natasha: I GUESS I'LL GO PUT

MY...EYES IN, SINCE IT DISTURBS

YOU SO MUCH.

[SIGHS]

Christian: WHICH ONE IS

THE LOVE LINE?

Sean: THE TOP ONE. THE OTHER 2

ARE THE HEAD LINE AND THE LIFE

LINE.

Christian: THE HEAD LINE?

Sean: YEAH. IT'S THE ONE THAT'S

SUPPOSED TO SAY HOW SMART YOU

ARE.

Christian: GO FIGURE. KIMBER'S

HEAD LINE IS REALLY LONG.

Sean: I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR

NOT DRAWING ANY CONCLUSIONS

ABOUT THIS.

Christian: DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT,

PARTNER. IF THERE'S ANYBODY WHO

UNDERSTANDS THE POWER OF

THE PUSSY, IT'S ME. I'M THE ONE

DATING THE BLIND CHICK WHO

MISTOOK THE HALL CLOSET FOR THE

BATHROOM LAST NIGHT. LUCKY THAT

I STOPPED HER BEFORE SHE RUINED

MY PRADA CROCODILE LOAFERS.

Sean: NATASHA IS A BRIGHT,

BEAUTIFUL GIRL. YOU COULD DO

A LOT WORSE. YOU HAVE DONE A LOT

WORSE.

OH, THIS IS CRAZY. I SHOULDN'T

BE ASSUAGING KIMBER'S

INSECURITIES ABOUT OUR

RELATIONSHIP. I SHOULD BE

BREAKING UP WITH HER.

Christian: BREAKING UP?

I THOUGHT THINGS WERE GETTING

SERIOUS.

Sean: IT'S MOVING TOO FAST.

FRANKLY, SHE'S SUPERFICIAL.

HER SPIRITUAL GUIDE IS

A PALM READER.

Christian: HEH.

Sean: WE RAN INTO JULIA LAST

NIGHT ON A DATE WITH SOME GUY.

IT BOTHERED ME MUCH MORE THAN

I THOUGHT IT WOULD.

Christian: JULIA'S DATING

SOMEONE? WHO?

Sean: HER ZENNIS COACH. IT'S

SOME KIND OF NEW AGE APPROACH

TO TENNIS.

Christian: NEXT THING YOU KNOW,

SHE'LL HAVE HAIRY ARMPITS

AND SMELL LIKE PATCHOULI.

Sean: I'M TRAPPED, CHRISTIAN.

I CAN'T BREAK UP WITH KIMBER.

SHE'S BEEN SO SWEET TO ME.

Christian: THAT SUGAR TURNS TO

ACID WHEN SHE'S CROSSED.

REMEMBER WHEN I TRIED TO BREAK

UP WITH HER? SHE TIED ME TO

THE BED AND THREATENED TO

RECIRCUMCISE ME. YOU WATCH OUT

FOR HER, SEAN. KIMBER HENRY IS

SLIPPERY WHEN WET AND UNSTABLE

WHEN CROSSED.

Adrian: HI, MRS. McNAMARA!

MATT TOLD ME YOU WERE THE NEXT

ANNA KOURNIKOVA.

Julia: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE,

ADRIAN?

Adrian: I NEED TO HIT SOMETHING.

Julia: I NEED TO HIT SOMETHING,

TOO.

NICE SHOT...

BUT I'M DONE PLAYING WITH YOU.

Adrian: WELL, I GUESS I WIN,

THEN.

Julia: EVERYTHING'S A GAME TO

YOU, ADRIAN, ISN'T IT?

Adrian: NOT EVERYTHING. I NEED

TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.

Julia, scoffing: WHAT, AM I

GONNA GET TO MY CAR AND SEE

YOU'VE SLASHED MY TIRES?

Adrian: IT'S ABOUT ME AND

MY MOM. SHE BROKE UP WITH ME.

Julia: HEH. YOU CAN'T APPLY

A ROMANTIC CONVENTION TO

A PARENTAL RELATIONSHIP, ADRIAN.

Adrian: GOOD POINT. I MEAN,

WE DON'T HAVE SEX WITH CANDLES

BLAZING OR ANYTHING. IN FACT,

THE LAST TIME I WENT DOWN ON

HER, THE ROOM WAS PITCH-BLACK.

MOM HAS SHAME ISSUES.

Christian: WHAT CAN WE DO FOR

YOU?

Man: WELL, UH, TRUDY'S NOSE

TURNED OUT TERRIFIC. REALLY DID.

YOU GUYS FIXED IT REAL GOOD.

Trudy: I--I JUST LOVE IT.

Man: SO, I THOUGHT I COULD COME

IN AND TALK TO YOU ABOUT

MY FACE.

Sean: YOU'RE CONSIDERING PLASTIC

SURGERY?

Christian: A NEW CHIN TO GO WITH

THOSE PRISON-YARD BICEPS,

PERHAPS.

Trudy: UM, THERE SEEMS TO BE

A LOT OF ATTITUDE IN THIS ROOM

RIGHT NOW. UM, I UNDERSTAND YOUR

REACTION.

Stan: WE GET IT EVERYWHERE.

Trudy: BUT IT'S NOT WHAT YOU

THINK. I'M NOT BEING MANIPULATED

NOW.

Sean: BUT YOU CAN UNDERSTAND HOW

WE MIGHT HESITATE TO EVEN BE IN

THE SAME ROOM AFTER YOU

EXPLAINED THAT YOUR SON DIED AT

THE HAND OF THIS MAN.

Christian: AND HOW THOSE FISTS

DESTROYED YOUR FACE.

Trudy: HE'S A DIFFERENT PERSON

NOW. I WAS AMAZED, TOO. AND WHEN

HE SAW ME, HE--WELL, HE GOT DOWN

ON HIS KNEES, AND HE LITERALLY

BEGGED FOR FORGIVENESS.

Stan: AND I REALLY MEANT IT.

Sean: WHY ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT

GETTING A FACIAL RECONSTRUCTION,

MR. NYE?

Stan: TRUDY'S FORGIVEN ME.

NO ONE ELSE HAS. WE GO TO

RESTAURANTS, A HUSH FALLS OVER

THE PLACE. MANAGERS ASK US TO

LEAVE.

Christian: YES, IT'S A ROUGH

WORLD OUT THERE FOR CHILD

KILLERS. EVEN WORSE FOR

THOSE CHILDREN THEY KILLED

WHO CAN'T EAT OUT.

Stan: LOOK, I'M REPENTANT FOR

WHAT HAPPENED, BUT THIS FACE

STILL SCARES A LOT OF PEOPLE,

AND THEY WON'T LEAVE US ALONE.

THE MEDIA, IT--I GET DEATH

THREATS.

Trudy: NO ONE RECOGNIZED ME

AFTER MY NEW NOSE. IT TOTALLY

CHANGED THE SHAPE OF MY FACE,

SO WE WERE THINKING, UM, MAYBE

YOU COULD CHANGE STAN'S NOSE

OR MAYBE HIS CHEEKBONES.

Stan: MAYBE YOU GIVE ME SOME

HAIR PLUGS. I COULD DYE

THE COLOR. LOOK, I JUST WANT TO

START OVER. I WANT A QUIET,

ANONYMOUS LIFE. I SERVED

MY TIME. I DID MY SENTENCE

LIKE A MAN.

Christian: MR. NYE, AS A VICTIM

MYSELF OF CHILDHOOD ABUSE,

I HEARD THE SAME LAMENT FROM

MY ABUSER. THE TRUTH IS,

I BELIEVE YOU ARE SORRY,

SORRY FOR YOURSELF, NOT FOR

TYLER OR FOR YOUR WIFE.

MRS. NYE, IF YOU WANT TO

CONTINUE TO BE AN ACCOMPLICE IN

YOUR HUSBAND'S CRIMES...

THAT'S YOUR BUSINESS. BUT WE

SIMPLY WON'T BE.

GOOD AFTERNOON.

Kimber: HI. UM, I HAVE AN

APPOINTMENT WITH DR. McNAMARA.

Christian: I'LL BE TAKING YOUR

STITCHES OUT, KIMBER.

Kimber: WHERE'S SEAN?

Christian: HE'S AT THE HOSPITAL,

DOING A CLEFT PALATE CONSULT

ON A NEWBORN. YOU CAN WAIT FOR

HIM IN THE LOBBY IF YOU LIKE,

BUT, UH, IT MIGHT TAKE A WHILE.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

SO, HOW'S EVERYTHING GOING

BETWEEN YOU TWO?

Kimber: FANTASTIC. SEAN'S BEEN

TALKING ABOUT US MOVING IN

TOGETHER.

Christian: REALLY?

Kimber: WELL, HE'S BEEN HINTING

AT IT. I KNOW IT'S JUST A MATTER

OF TIME. ANNIE AND I GET ALONG

SO WELL. I THINK SEAN LIKES

HAVING ANOTHER FEMALE INFLUENCE

AROUND FOR HER.

Christian: I'M HAPPY FOR YOU,

KIMBER.

Kimber: THANK YOU, CHRISTIAN.

HOW'VE YOU BEEN? ARE YOU STILL

WITH A DIFFERENT GIRL EVERY

NIGHT OF THE WEEK?

Christian: HEH. HARDLY. I'VE

SLOWED DOWN A LOT SINCE I LOST

CUSTODY OF WILBUR. BUT

I APPRECIATE EVERY MOMENT

I SHARED WITH THAT KID SO MUCH

MORE NOW THAT HE'S GONE.

Kimber: THAT MUST BE SO HARD.

Christian: SO, YOU GUYS GOING

OUT THIS WEEKEND?

Kimber: WE'RE GOING SALSA

DANCING.

Christian: CAFE IGUANA?

Kimber: YEAH. HA HA HA.

Christian: REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE

SWEATING SO MUCH FROM DANCING

THERE THAT WE WENT DOWN TO THE

BEACH, TOOK OFF ALL OUR CLOTHES,

AND JUMPED IN THE OCEAN?

Kimber: AND THEN THAT COP CAME

WITH HIS FLASHLIGHT AND WAS

SHINING IT ON US IN THE WATER.

HA HA HA HA.

Christian: YOU AND ME, WE HAD

FUN TOGETHER, DIDN'T WE?

Kimber: YEAH. THERE WERE SOME

GOOD TIMES.

BUT THERE WERE SOME PRETTY BAD

TIMES, TOO, THOUGH.

Christian: WELL, THE BAD TIMES

WERE MOSTLY MY FAULT, BUT...

WHEN IT WAS GOOD, IT WAS SO...

EASY.

SOMETIMES WITH THE PERSON I'M

CURRENTLY SEEING, IT'S...

WORK. HEH.

[SIGHS]

OK. YOUR NEW AND IMPROVED LONGER

LOVE LINES ARE ALL SET.

Kimber: OK.

Christian: YOUR HANDS'LL BE

TENDER FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS,

BUT AFTER THAT, YOU--

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

[HEAVY BREATHING AND MOANING]

Sean: GOTTA GO TO MYERS' OFF--

Kimber: OH, GOD.

Sean: I GUESS YOU CAN'T CHANGE

YOUR HEART LINES, CAN YOU,

KIMBER?

Kimber: THIS ISN'T WHAT YOU

THINK. THIS MEANS NOTHING.

THIS IS JUST SEX. YOU'RE THE ONE

I WANT, NOT HIM.

Sean: I HAVE TO SHARE MY SON

WITH YOU. I WON'T SHARE MY

GIRLFRIEND.

Christian: WE NEED TO TALK,

SEAN.

[CHRISTIAN SIGHS]

Sean: NO NEED TO TALK.

IT WORKED. THANK YOU.

Christian: YOU'RE WELCOME.

Sean: OBVIOUSLY, YOU PLANNED ON

ME FINDING YOU SCREWING KIMBER

IN YOUR OFFICE.

Sean: I DID THINK THAT'S WHAT

YOU WANTED.

Sean: IF THAT WAS YOUR PLAN

ALL ALONG, IT WAS RISKY,

BUT BRILLIANT.

Christian: SHE THREW HERSELF

AT ME...LIKE I KNEW SHE WOULD.

SHE PULLED MY DICK OUT OF MY

PANTS, SEAN.

Sean: I CAN ONLY IMAGINE.

Christian: I TOLD YOU SHE WASN'T

GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU.

Sean: WELL, THANK GOD YOU PROVED

THAT TO ME BEFORE WE GOT ANY

DEEPER. NOW, THIS WAY, THE ONUS

OF THE BREAKUP IS ON HER.

DON'T WORRY. I WON'T TELL

NATASHA.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

THIS IS SEAN.

SHE WHAT?

DO WE HAVE ANY IDEA IF MATT'S

INSIDE?

Julia: IF HE'S NOT, HE SHOULD BE

BACK FROM SCHOOL AT ANY MOMENT.

Sean: IF THIS REVELATION DOESN'T

CAUSE HIM TO RUN OUT ON HER,

I'M GONNA DRAG HIM OUT.

Julia: ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS

THREATEN POLICE ACTION. THIS IS

SO FAR OUT-OF-BOUNDS, SHE HAS

NO DEFENSE.

Sean: WAIT, WAIT. BEFORE WE GO

IN THERE, I'M SORRY I WAS COLD

TO KEVIN THE OTHER NIGHT.

I'M SURE HE'S A NICE GUY.

Julia: IT'S OK, SEAN.

Sean: I JUST HAVE VERY HIGH

STANDARDS FOR WHO YOU GO OUT

WITH.

YOU READY?

Julia: YEAH.

Ava: JULIA, SEAN, WHAT A LOVELY

SURPRISE. HERE FOR SOME COUPLES

COUNSELING?

Julia: ENOUGH OF YOUR BULLSHIT,

AVA. YOU'RE NOT GONNA INFECT OUR

SON WITH YOUR POISON ANYMORE.

Sean: WHERE IS HE? MATT?

MATT.

Ava: SO, GEORGE AND MARTHA HAVE

FINALLY REJOINED FORCES.

WHAT A BREAKTHROUGH.

Sean: WE KNOW WHAT'S BEEN GOING

ON BETWEEN YOU AND ADRIAN, AVA.

Ava: ADRIAN'S MY SON.

WHAT BUSINESS IS THAT OF YOURS?

Julia: IT'S OUR BUSINESS WHEN

YOU'RE SLEEPING WITH OUR SON

AND YOURS AT THE SAME TIME.

Ava: THAT'S DISGUSTING.

Julia: ADRIAN'S TOLD ME ALL

ABOUT IT.

Matt: ADRIAN'S TOLD YOU WHAT?

Adrian: HELLO, EVERYONE.

Sean: ADRIAN, TELL YOUR MOTHER

AND MATT WHAT YOU TOLD JULIA

EARLIER TODAY.

Ava: YES, ADRIAN. TELL US ALL.

WHAT DID YOU TELL JULIA?

Adrian: I TOLD HER WE WERE

HAVING SEX, MOM. I TOLD HER

YOU GAVE THE BEST BLOW JOB IN

TOWN.

Ava: YOU'RE DISGUSTING, ADRIAN.

AND VERY SAD.

Matt: HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT

ABOUT YOUR OWN MOTHER?

THAT'S SICK.

Ava: HE IS SICK, MATT. ADRIAN'S

BEEN ON SEVERAL DRUG THERAPIES

SINCE HIS EARLY TEENS.

HE'S A GARDEN-VARIETY

MANIC-DEPRESSIVE.

CLEARLY, JULIA, ADRIAN SKIPPED

A DOSE OF HIS MEDS WHEN HE TOLD

YOU THIS HORRIBLE LIE. ISN'T

THAT TRUE, ADRIAN?

Adrian: YOU SHUT UP. YOU GAVE ME

THOSE DRUGS TO SHUT ME UP.

BUT I WON'T BE SILENCED ANYMORE!

I MEAN, MOM, CAN'T YOU SEE WHAT

WE'VE DONE?

Ava: WE'VE DONE NOTHING. YOU

NEED PROFESSIONAL HELP, ADRIAN.

A SANITARIUM, PERHAPS.

THE DOCTORS I'VE PROVIDED

CLEARLY HAVEN'T MADE A DENT

IN YOUR TWISTED PATHOLOGY.

Adrian: NO! NO! YOU SCREWED ME

WHEN I WAS 12, AND YOU SAID THAT

YOU LOVED ME!

Julia: IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT,

MATT? TO BE A PART OF THEIR

SICKNESS?

Ava: IT DIDN'T HAPPEN, MATT.

I'M SENDING ADRIAN AWAY TOMORROW

TO GET HELP.

Adrian: IT DID HAPPEN. IT DID

HAPPEN! I SWEAR IT! WHY WOULD I

EVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING SO DARK

AND SO EVIL AS INCEST?

IT MAKES YOU SICK TO YOUR

STOMACH TO HEAR THAT WORD,

DOESN'T IT, MOM? SAY IT!

SAY IT WITH ME! INCEST!

Ava: I ONLY HELD YOU WHEN YOU

WERE UNSTABLE AND UPSET TO CALM

YOU DOWN.

Adrian: MOTHER'S DON'T SCREW

THEIR SONS!

Ava: YOU'RE NOT MY SON, ADRIAN.

Adrian: WHAT?

Ava: [CRYING]

YOU WERE ADOPTED.

Adrian: THAT'S NOT TRUE.

Ava: YOUR FATHER AND I COULDN'T

CONCEIVE.

Matt: W-WAIT A MINUTE. THIS IS

NOT WHAT YOU TOLD ME, AVA.

Ava: I'M TIRED OF LYING TO SPARE

HIS FEELINGS WHEN HE ONLY HAS

CONTEMPT FOR MINE.

Adrian: MY--MY BIRTH PARENTS

DIDN'T WANT ME?

Ava: NO.

Adrian: WHY NOT?

WHY NOT?!

Ava: THE DOCTORS SAID YOU WERE

MENTALLY DAMAGED...A DIAGNOSIS

THAT'S PROVEN CORRECT.

Adrian: AAH!

Ava: I'M SORRY I DIDN'T TELL YOU

EARLIER, MATT.

Sean: COME ON, MATT. LET'S GO

HOME.

[SOBBING]

[DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]

[CANE TAPPING]

Natasha: CHRISTIAN?

Christian: IN HERE.

Natasha: IN HERE WHERE?

Christian: I'M IN HERE.

Natasha: GUESS WHAT? WE GOT WORD

THE TEST MARKETING ON MY NEW

FRAGRANCE WAS SKY-HIGH.

Christian: KEEN SENSE OF SMELL

DOES COME IN HANDY.

WHAT'S WRONG?

Natasha: NOTHING.

Christian: AM I A LITTLE RANK?

Natasha: NO.

BUT SHE IS. VAGINAL SECRETIONS

ARE QUITE PUNGENT. YOU MUST

KNOW THAT. WHY DIDN'T YOU TRY

TO SHOWER OFF THE EVIDENCE?

Christian: BECAUSE I WANTED YOU

TO KNOW.

Natasha: AND...HER NAME IS?

Christian: KIMBER HENRY. SHE WAS

SEAN'S GIRLFRIEND, AND BEFORE

THAT, SHE WAS MINE. IT HAPPENED

IN MY OFFICE. I WAS TAKING HER

STITCHES OUT AFTER AN OPERATION.

Natasha: SO IT WAS...AN IMPULSE

INTERACTION. WELL, I APPRECIATE

YOUR HONESTY. BUT IT'S GONNA BE

OK, BECAUSE I KNOW THAT YOU

DON'T LOVE HER.

Christian: CHRIST.

Natasha: I'M SORRY.

Christian: SORRY'S AREN'T

ENOUGH. I'M GONNA START BILLING

YOU.

Natasha: OK. WHY ARE YOU BEING

SUCH A PRICK?

Christian: WHAT, YOU'RE JUST

NOTICING? THIS IS ME,

SWEETHEART. I STINK OF STRAY

PUSSY, I DON'T LIKE MOVIE

NIGHTS, AND I THINK ABOUT

BANGING EVERY GIRL I SEE.

Natasha: YOU ARE VERY GENEROUS

OF HEART. YOU'VE BEEN WONDERFUL

WITH ME.

Christian: I CHEATED ON YOU! I

KEEP ON PUTTING MYSELF IN

SITUATIONS WHERE I SHOULD BE

BROKEN UP WITH, BUT NOBODY WILL

CUT ME LOOSE.

Natasha: BECAUSE WE SEE THE GOOD

FIGHTING THE DARK. BECAUSE

YOU'RE WORTH FIGHTING FOR.

Christian: JUST SHUT UP WITH

YOUR POETIC LARGESSE, OK? I

CAN'T TAKE THE GUILT ANY LONGER.

YOU'RE TOO GOOD TO ME. NOT TO

MENTION YOUR INCREDIBLE

HANDICAP, WHICH IF I HAD, I

WOULD'VE THROWN MYSELF OUT THE

WINDOW IN 10 SECONDS. I CAN'T

TAKE THE HEROICS AND THE

GOODNESS AND...

I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE. IT'S

STRANGLING ME. YOU'RE STRANGLING

ME. YOUR HANDICAP RAMPS, AND

YOUR SUPERHUMAN SENSE OF FREAKY

SMELL, AND YOUR SCARY EYES--

Natasha: OK. STOP IT, CHRISTIAN!

Christian: YOU'RE A HASSLE, OK,

NATASHA? I SLEPT WITH KIMBER

TODAY BECAUSE SHE IS FUN AND

BREEZY, AND I DON'T HAVE TO HOLD

HER HAND WHEN WE CROSS THE

STREET. SO I'M NOT ASKING. I'M

TELLING. THE BEST THING FOR BOTH

OF US IS IF YOU WALK OUT THAT

DOOR RIGHT NOW AND NEVER COME

BACK.

Natasha: CHRISTIAN, YOU'RE

BETTER THAN THIS.

Christian: NO, SWEETHEART. YOU

ARE. AND I'M TIRED OF BEING

REMINDED OF IT.

GOOD-BYE.

[DOOR CLOSES]

Ava: IT'S RUDE NOT TO RETURN A

DOZEN PHONE CALLS.

Matt: I DON'T WANNA TALK TO YOU,

AVA. JUST LET ME GET MY STUFF

AND GET OUT OF HERE.

Ava: ADRIAN'S RUN AWAY.

Matt: GOOD FOR HIM.

Ava: I'M WORRIED ABOUT HIM. HE'S

UNSTABLE. HE COULD HURT HIMSELF.

I'M WORRIED HE MIGHT WANT TO

HURT YOU.

Matt: I CAN DEFEND MYSELF.

Ava: YOU CAN STOP ACTING MAD

ABOUT YOUR PARENTS. I DON'T

EXPECT AN IMAGE. I'VE SEEN THE

REAL SOUL INSIDE. I KNOW YOU

MISS ME JUST AS MUCH AS I MISS

YOU.

Matt: JUST DON'T. YOU LIED TO ME

ABOUT ADRIAN.

Ava: I WAS TRYING TO PROTECT HIM

FROM A TRUTH HE CLEARLY COULDN'T

ACCEPT.

Matt: DID YOU SLEEP WITH HIM?

Ava: THE ONLY MAN I'VE BEEN WITH

SINCE I MET YOU IS YOU.

Matt: WHY SHOULD I EVER BELIEVE

YOU AGAIN?

Ava: BECAUSE...EVEN WITH ALL I

RISK BY DOING IT, I LOVE YOU,

AND ONLY YOU. EVERYTHING ELSE

BLOWS AWAY.

Trudy: IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.

UM, STAN WASN'T EVEN HOME. HE

WENT DOWN TO THE CORNER TO PICK

UP SOME DINNER. OUR FREEZER WAS

ON THE FRITZ, AND THERE WAS

WATER ALL OVER THE KITCHEN

FLOOR. AND IT WAS STUPID. YOU

KNOW, I KNEW IT WAS THERE, AND I

SLIPPED ON IT ANYWAY, AND I HIT

MY NOSE ON THE CORNER OF THE

TABLE.

Sean: WHY DIDN'T HE COME WITH

YOU?

Trudy: HE WOULD'VE, BUT HE HAD

TO BE AT HIS PAROLE OFFICER'S.

Christian: TRUDY, IF STAN HIT

YOU AGAIN, WHICH HE OBVIOUSLY

DID, YOU CAN TELL US. WE'LL CALL

D.H.S., AND THEY'LL PUT YOU

IN A SAFE SPACE TONIGHT.

Trudy: I'M TELLING YOU, HE

DIDN'T DO IT! IT WAS MY

STUPIDITY, AND THAT IS ALL. STAN

LOVES ME, AND I LOVE STAN, AND

WE NEED EACH OTHER, AND WHAT WE

DON'T NEED IS ANYONE TELLING US

HOW TO LIVE OUR LIVES. SO...CAN

YOU PLEASE FIX MY NOSE? BECAUSE

I'M HAVING TROUBLE BREATHING.

Sean: WE DO HAVE AN OPENING THIS

AFTERNOON. WE COULD DO THE

OPERATION TODAY IF YOU LIKE.

Trudy: I--I WAS WONDERING, DO

YOU HAVE TO PUT ME UNDER

ANESTHESIA LIKE YOU DID LAST

TIME?

Sean: WHY DO YOU ASK?

Trudy: I'M PREGNANT. I DON'T

WANNA HURT MY BABY.

* YOU TELL ME

THAT YOU'RE LEAVIN',

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S TRUE,

GIRL, THERE'S JUST NO LIVING

WITHOUT YOU *

Sean: SAD, ISN'T IT? AFTER ALL

THAT'S HAPPENED, STAN NYE'S

POWER OVER TRUDY IS STILL TOO

STRONG FOR HER TO ESCAPE.

Christian: I DON'T SEE A HAPPILY

EVER AFTER IN THEIR FUTURE.

* WAIT FOR ME,

DON'T YOU LEAVE MY HEART

IN MISERY,

'CAUSE IF YOU GO

THEN I'LL BE BLUE,

BREAKIN' UP IS HARD TO DO *

Sean: SO, I GUESS WE'RE JUST 2

AVAILABLE BACHELORS NOW.

Christian: I GUESS.

Sean: WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GRAB A

FEW BEERS, GET SOME STEAKS, AND

HAVE A RIP-ROARING GUYS ON THE

TOWN NIGHT?

Christian: I CAN'T. I GOT PLANS.

Sean: WOW. A NEW GIRL ALREADY?

IMPRESSIVE, EVEN FOR YOU. WHEN'D

YOU HAVE TIME TO EVEN MEET HER?

Christian: I'M HAVING DINNER

WITH KIMBER TONIGHT.

Sean: WHY ARE YOU GOING OUT WITH

HER?

Christian: YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE

RIGHT? I SHOULDN'T JUST USE HER

SEXUALLY. YOU SHOULD. I'LL

CANCEL, AND THEN YOU CAN PLAY

HIDE THE PICKLE WITH HER

TONIGHT.

Sean: I DON'T WANT THAT. I'M

RELIEVED IT'S OVER. LET'S BE

HONEST. THE ONLY REASON SHE

JUMPED IN THE SACK WITH ME AT

ALL IS BECAUSE OF MY PROXIMITY

TO YOU.

Christian: SHE CAN'T BE TRUSTED.

Sean: NO.

Christian: YOU DON'T BELONG WITH

KIMBER ANYWAY, SEAN. YOU BELONG

WITH SOMEONE LIKE JULIA.

Sean: YEAH. WELL, JULIA IS NOT

AVAILABLE ANY LONGER.

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