Original subtitles

MORE, MORE, MORE PLAYING]

* OOH...

HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR LOVE?

BUT IF YOU WANT TO KNOW,

HOW I REALLY FEEL,

TAKE ME WHERE YOU WANT TO,

ME AND MY HEART YOU STEAL,

MORE, MORE, MORE... *

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

* OOH...

HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR LOVE? *

[DOORBELL RINGS]

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

* HOW I REALLY FEEL,

JUST TAKE ME WHERE YOU WANT TO,

ME AND MY HEART YOU STEAL,

MORE, MORE, MORE,

HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?

HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?

MORE, MORE, MORE *

Sean: MISS GARCIA, TELL US WHAT

YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF.

Miss Garcia: LOOK WHAT

A STUPID IDIOT I AM.

IN THIS WORLD, YOU DON'T GET

SOMETHING FOR NOTHING.

EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT.

WHY COULDN'T I JUST ACCEPT IT?

Sean: BARBARA BUSBERGER

REFERRED MISS GARCIA.

SHE'S GENEROUSLY OFFERED TO

COVER HER MEDICAL EXPENSES.

Miss Garcia: SHE'S MY BOSS.

SHE SAID I'D HAVE BAD SCARS

IF I WENT TO MY H.M.O. CLINIC.

Sean: MRS. BUSBERGER TOLD ME

YOU'D BEEN TO A BOTOX PARTY.

BUT, UM, HONESTLY, MISS GARCIA,

THIS DOESN'T LOOK LIKE

THE RESULT OF BOTOX.

Miss Garcia: IT'S NOT REALLY

BOTOX.

Christian: THEN WHAT WAS

INJECTED INTO YOUR FACE?

Miss Garcia: MY GIRLFRIEND

LILLIAN AND ME--

SHE'S A HOUSEKEEPER

FOR A FAMILY IN BOCA--

WE WERE HAVING OUR NAILS DONE

AT MADAM ROSE'S, AND, UM, WE

WERE TALKING ABOUT OUR LADIES.

YOU KNOW, HOW GOOD THEY ALWAYS

LOOK, HOW THEY NEVER AGE BECAUSE

OF ALL THE PLASTIC SURGERY AND

THE BOTOX. MADAM ROSE, SHE SAYS

SHE KNOWS THIS DOCTOR WHO MAKES

HIS OWN BOTOX, ONLY IT LASTS

LONGER THAN THE REAL KIND,

AND IT'S CHEAPER. SO, WHEN

MRS. BUSBERGER WENT TO SLOVENIA,

I HAD A PARTY.

* OOH... *

Miss Garcia: AND HE SAID HE

COULD DO 6 GIRLS FOR $600,

WHICH IS PRETTY GOOD. SO,

WE ALL SAVE UP AND HIRE HIM.

WE ALL FELT LIKE WE HAD WON

THE LOTTERY.

WE ALL ENDED UP LIKE THIS.

Christian: HAS ANYONE REPORTED

THIS DOCTOR...OR MADAM ROSE?

Miss Garcia: WE DON'T LIKE

TO INVOLVE THE POLICE, IF YOU

KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

SOME OF US AREN'T LEGAL.

Christian: SO, IF IT'S NOT BOTOX

THIS QUACK IS PEDDLING, DO YOU

HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT IT IS?

Miss Garcia: HE JUST CALLS IT

BOBOTOX...AFTER HIS OWN NAME.

HE HAS A REALLY WEIRD NAME.

Christian: BOBOTOX?

YOU MEAN BOBOLIT?

Miss Garcia: YEAH.

HIS NAME'S BOBOLIT.

Bobolit: I WANT MY MONEY.

* AHH...

MAKE ME...

BEAUTIFUL...

MAKE ME...

THE PERFECT SOUL,

A PERFECT MIND,

A PERFECT FACE,

A PERFECT...

LIFE *

[MACHINE BEEPING]

[NIKKA COSTA'S EVERYBODY GOT

THEIR SOMETHING PLAYING]

* MY FACE TO THE SKY

DREAMING ABOUT JUST HOW HIGH

I COULD GO AND IF I KNOW

WHEN I FINALLY GET THERE

TAKING OFF MY GLASSES

SUN POKES THROUGH MY LASHES

AND SOMEHOW I KNOW THERE'S

A TIME FOR EVERY STAR TO SHINE

EVERYBODY GOT THEIR

SOMETHING... *

Sean: WELL, THIS IS A NEW LOW,

EVEN FOR A HACK LIKE BOBOLIT.

Christian: WHAT DO YOU THINK

MERRIL'S PUTTING IN THIS STUFF?

Sean: NECROSIS SEEMS CONSISTENT

WITH SOME SORT OF SILICON BASE.

WHAT REALLY SCARES ME IS HOW

MANY OTHER WOMEN ARE OUT THERE

WITH THIS POISON IN THEIR FACE.

Liz: 100 BUCKS A POP, HE'S

PROBABLY SHOT UP HALF THE

HOUSEKEEPERS IN MIAMI BY NOW,

AND WHO CAN BLAME HIM? MOVIES,

MAGAZINES, TV SHOWS. WE'RE

BOMBARDED DAILY BY IMAGES WE ALL

ASPIRE TO, BUT CAN'T ATTAIN. YOU

WANT WHAT YOU CAN'T HAVE, IT'LL

MAKE YOU DO HORRIBLE THINGS.

Christian: YOU'RE RIGHT.

THIS IS ALL MY FAULT.

Sean: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING

ABOUT?

[CHRISTIAN SIGHS]

I WAS THE REASON MERRIL LOST

HIS LICENSE, AND NOW HE'S

HURTING THESE WOMEN.

Sean: HE LOST HIS LICENSE

BECAUSE HE OPERATED ON A DOG.

Christian: WHICH HE NEVER WOULD

HAVE DONE IF I HADN'T NASTILY

REFERRED HIM THAT CASE AFTER

WE DECLINED. I KNEW HE'D TAKE

THE MONEY.

Sean: BOBOLIT'S BEEN

SELF-DESTRUCTING SINCE COLLEGE.

HE WAS BOUND TO FALL OFF THE

DEEP END SOONER OR LATER.

Liz: THIS ISN'T JUST NEGLIGENCE,

THIS IS CRIMINAL.

Sean: YOU'RE RIGHT. REGARDLESS

OF WHAT THIS WOMAN SAID,

WE NEED TO GO THE POLICE.

Christian: NO.

WE GO TO THE POLICE, ALL WE'RE

GONNA DO IS GET THESE WOMEN

DEPORTED. IF I CAN TALK TO

MERRIL, REASON WITH HIM, I'M

SURE I'LL BE ABLE TO SHUT HIS

OPERATION DOWN.

I CAUSED THIS PROBLEM.

LET ME FIX IT.

Sean: 15 BLADE.

* EVERYBODY GOT THAT SOMETHING *

[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]

Matt: NICE BUSINESS YOU GOT

GOING. DID YOU, UH, STEAL THOSE

THIS MORNING, TOO?

Adrian: YEAH, WHILE YOU

AND MY MOM WERE SOAPING EACH

OTHER'S PRIVATES IN THE SHOWER.

SHE'S GOT A LETHAL STASH OF

VICODIN IN HER NIGHTSTAND,

IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED.

Matt: YEAH, WELL, I MIGHT HAVE,

IF I HADN'T BEEN LOOKING FOR MY

JACKET. WHAT ARE YOU DOING

WEARING IT?

Adrian: I NEEDED A SAFE PLACE

TO KEEP MY PRODUCT FROM WOULD-BE

NARCS. NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,

I HAVE CUSTOMERS WAITING.

Matt: LOOK, I NEVER SAID YOU

COULD BORROW MY JACKET.

Adrian: WELL, I NEVER SAID YOU

COULD MOVE IN WITH MY MOM,

SO GET USED TO IT.

NOW, I GOT PULLED OUT OF MY

SCHOOL AND PUT INTO YOURS

SO SHE DIDN'T HAVE TO PLAY

DOUBLE-DUTY CHAUFFER.

Matt: THAT'S BULLSHIT, ASSHOLE.

YOU GOT EXPELLED FROM YOUR

SCHOOL FOR TRUANCY. THIS PLACE

WAS YOUR LAST-DITCH HOPE FOR

GRADUATION.

Adrian: YOU'RE THE ASSHOLE,

ASSHOLE. EVER SINCE YOU SHOWED

UP, I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO GET

SHIT FROM HER ANYMORE, NOT EVEN

LUNCH MONEY. CONSIDER THIS A

DOWN PAYMENT ON WHAT YOU OWE ME.

Matt: I DON'T OWE YOU ANYTHING.

HEY, GIVE ME MY JACKET BACK.

UNH! OH!

Adrian: NOW YOU GOT BLOOD ON IT.

YOU'RE GONNA PAY TO GET

THIS CLEANED.

Soul II Soul: * BACK TO LIFE,

BACK TO REALITY,

BACK TO LIFE,

BACK TO REALITY,

BACK TO LIFE,

BACK TO REALITY... *

Woman: DR. BOBOLIT? YOU SAID

MY CHEMICAL PEEL SHOULD BE ON

FOR 10 MINUTES. IT'S BEEN

AT LEAST 20.

[BOBOLIT MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY]

Woman: BUT I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE.

MY FACE IS ON FIRE.

[BOBOLIT EXHALES]

* HOWEVER DO YOU WANT ME,

HOWEVER DO YOU NEED ME,

HOWEVER DO YOU WANT ME,

HOWEVER DO YOU NEED ME *

Bobolit: WIPE YOURSELF DOWN.

MILD DISCOMFORT IS NORMAL FOR

THE FIRST HOUR.

[WOMAN MOANING PAINFULLY]

* HOWEVER DO YOU WANT ME,

HOWEVER DO YOU NEED ME *

Debbie Gibson: * NO...

ONLY IN MY DREAMS,

AS REAL AS IT MAY SEEM... *

Cashier: MANI OR PEDI?

Christian: BOBOTOX.

Cashier: MADAM ROSE TAKING

CIGARETTE BREAK OUT BACK.

YOU WAIT.

Christian: I HAVE

AN APPOINTMENT.

Bobolit: COLD COMPRESS AND

ASPIRIN SHOULD HELP.

Woman: THANK YOU.

Christian: LET ME TAKE A LOOK.

I'M A REAL DOCTOR.

Christian: CHRIST.

Bobolit: DON'T LISTEN TO HIM.

YOU'LL BE FINE. I'M THE BEST.

PAY MADAM ROSE OUTSIDE.

Christian: MY CARD.

CALL ME TOMORROW. I'LL GIVE YOU

A FREE FOLLOW-UP.

Woman: GRACIAS.

Christian: NICE PLACE, MERRIL.

HOW LONG YOU BEEN SQUATTING?

Bobolit: I KNEW YOU'D SHOW UP.

COMING TO RUB IT IN? THINK YOU

CAN KICK OLD MERRIL WHEN HE'S

DOWN? WELL, JOKE'S ON YOU,

CHRISTIAN. I'M DOING BETTER

THAN I EVER WAS.

Christian: REALLY? BECAUSE WHEN

I STOPPED BY YOUR HOUSE EARLIER,

THE NEW OWNER LIVING THERE SAID

THAT HE BOUGHT THE HOUSE FROM

THE BANK AT FORECLOSURE.

Bobolit: BOBOTOX IS A

REVOLUTION, CHRISTIAN. FOR THE

FIRST TIME, ALL WOMEN--NOT JUST

THE PRIVILEGED--CAN AFFORD TO

LOOK GOOD. IT'S LITERALLY

CHANGING THE FACE OF PLASTIC

SURGERY.

Christian: YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.

SEAN AND I HAD TO REMOVE THE

SCALP OF ONE OF YOUR PATIENTS

THE OTHER DAY.

Bobolit: MADAM ROSE AND I ARE

STILL PERFECTING THE FORMULA.

Christian: YOU CONCOCTED THAT

CRAP WITH A WOMAN WHO RUNS

A NAIL SALON?

Bobolit: MANICURIAL EMPIRE. SHE

HAS 3 LOCATIONS. WE MET IN

BANKRUPTCY COURT AFTER HER

MASSAGE PARLORS WENT BELLY UP.

THERE IS ONE THING I DID LEARN

FROM YOU, CHRISTIAN. A PARTNER

IS THE KEY TO ANY SUCCESSFUL

BUSINESS.

Christian: YOU'RE HANGING ON BY

A THREAD HERE, MERRIL.

I CAME TO OFFER MY HELP.

Bobolit: YOU'RE WASTING MY TIME.

AFTER THE KIMBER DEBACLE,

I FINALLY FOUND A LADY

WHO MAKES ME VERY HAPPY.

SEE?

[GAS HISSING]

I'M JUST LIKE YOU.

I GOT IT ALL.

[INHALING]

Christian: HOW LONG YOU BEEN

SUCKING ON THAT THING?

Bobolit: I DON'T REALLY COUNT

THE FIRST 6 MONTHS.

Christian: YOU'RE COMING WITH

ME, MERRIL. I'M GONNA GET YOU

INTO A GOOD 12-STEP PROGRAM,

AND YOU'RE GONNA GET BETTER.

YOU CAN CLEAN UP AND START

YOUR BUSINESS OVER.

Madam Rose: OUR BUSINESS IS

FINE, HOT SHIT. HEY, WHAT THE

HELL IS GOING ON, BOBOLIT?

WE GOT PATIENTS OUTSIDE

WHO PAY CASH.

Bobolit: CHRISTIAN, THIS IS

MADAM ROSE. SHE'S SHORT.

Madam Rose: YOU SOCIALIZE

AFTER WORK, BOBOLIT.

Christian: THIS ISN'T

SOCIALIZING, THIS IS AN

INTERVENTION. MERRIL'S NOT

FEELING GOOD, AND I'M TAKING

HIM HOME.

Madam Rose: NOT FEELING GOOD?

OH, HE JUST NEEDS SOME GAS.

Christian: ARE YOU KIDDING?!

HE DOESN'T NEED THIS.

THIS IS KILLING HIM!

GET YOUR SHIT. WE'RE LEAVING.

Madam Rose: HE'S NOT GOING

ANYWHERE. HE HAS FULL SCHEDULE

TODAY.

Christian: LISTEN, LADY, THIS

CHOP SHOP OF YOURS IS OPERATING

ILLEGALLY!

[CELL PHONE RINGING]

[RING]

[RING]

[RING]

CAN I CALL YOU BACK, MATTY?

YOU'RE GETTING SUSPENDED?

Ava: THE BOYS WERE SET UP,

MISS WENTWORTH. THEY'RE

NON-CONFORMING INDIVIDUALS WHO

ARE BOTH HANDSOME AND

HIGH-ACHIEVING, PERFECT TARGETS

FOR IGNORANT, ENVIOUS TYPES.

Miss Wentworth: I THINK YOU'RE

IN A BIT OF DENIAL, MRS. MOORE.

Ava: MS.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

Christian: HI. SORRY I'M LATE.

Miss Wentworth: HAVE A SEAT,

MR. McNAMARA.

Christian: IT'S TROY.

DR. CHRISTIAN TROY.

Miss Wentworth: I'M CONFUSED.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE HIS FATHER.

Christian: I AM. I'M HIS, UH,

BIOLOGICAL FATHER.

Matt: I HAVE 2 DADS.

Miss Wentworth: WELL, WAS THERE

A DIVORCE?

OH, GOT IT. 2 DADS. EMILY WILLIS

HAS 2 MOMMIES. WE'RE SEEING MORE

AND MORE OF THIS.

Christian: MATT'S FATHER IS MY

PARTNER, DR. SEAN McNAMARA.

Miss Wentworth: I UNDERSTAND.

Matt: THEY'RE NOT GAY,

MISS WENTWORTH. MY MOM SLEPT

WITH CHRISTIAN BEFORE SHE

MARRIED MY DAD.

Adrian: TECHNICALLY, I DON'T

HAVE ANY FATHER FIGURES, BUT

MATT'S LIVING IN MY HOUSE AND

SCREWING MY MOM, SO I PRETEND

HE'S MY DAD.

Ava: IT'S TRUE, MISS WENTWORTH.

MATT AND I ARE LOVERS. I WAS

HIS LIFE COACH.

Adrian: YOU SEE, MATT HAS A

PROBLEM. HE'S A PREMATURE

EJACULATOR.

Miss Wentworth: OK, ENOUGH.

I DEAL WITH DYSFUNCTIONAL

FAMILIES ON A DAILY BASIS.

AND TRUST ME, EVERYONE HAS A

STORY, AND NONE OF YOU ARE THAT

SPECIAL. 30-DAY SUSPENSION IS

WHAT WE GIVE WHEN DRUGS ARE

INVOLVED. END OF SUBJECT.

Ava: PRINCIPAL WENTWORTH, THAT

SOLUTION TO A SIMPLE SCHOOLYARD

DUST-UP IS NOT ACCEPTABLE.

I PREFER WE COME TO A MORE

REASONABLE SOLUTION RIGHT HERE,

BUT, UM, IF WE CAN'T, I'M NOT

ABOVE CALLING A LAWYER IN.

Miss Wentworth: EXCUSE ME,

MS. MOORE. IF I HAD A DIME FOR

EVERY TIME A PARENT THREATENED

LEGAL ACTION, I'D BE LIVING IN

KEY WEST SIPPING PINA COLADAS

AND WRITING SHORT STORIES.

Christian: LET'S TRY AND FIND

A COMPROMISE, SHALL WE, LADIES?

WHAT'S IT GONNA TAKE TO CUT THE

BOYS SOME SLACK? COULD THE

SCHOOL USE A NICE CONTRIBUTION

FOR COMPUTER UPGRADES?

A BRAND-NEW DIGITAL SCOREBOARD?

Miss Wentworth: IT AMAZES ME

HOW MANY PARENTS THINK THAT

MONEY IS A SUBSTITUTE FOR

PARENTING SKILLS. YOUR CHILDREN

ALWAYS GIVE YOU AWAY. THERE ARE

STUDENTS IN THIS SCHOOL,

STUDENTS WITH BRAINS WHO ARE

FAILING EVERY SUBJECT, AND ALL

THEY TALK ABOUT IS JUICY COUTURE

AND $300 BLOND STREAKS AND

EXPENSIVE LEATHER JACKETS THAT

THEY'RE WILLING TO BLEED OVER.

ALL THAT OPPORTUNITY AND

RESOURCE, AND YOU SQUANDER

IT ALL.

Ava: IT MUST BE DIFFICULT NOT

TO BE BITTER. TEACHERS SIMPLY

AREN'T COMPENSATED IN OUR

SOCIETY. I THINK THAT'S WHY

I BECAME A LIFE COACH--

SO I COULD INSTRUCT AND

COMMAND A FAIR FEE.

Miss Wentworth: IS THERE

A SCHOOL FOR THAT? SIGN ME UP.

Ava: YOU'RE UNDER A LOT OF

STRESS. I CAN SEE IT IN YOUR

FACE. YOU'RE EXHAUSTED. YOU

COULD PUT GROCERIES IN THOSE

BAGS. IN FACT, WHEN YOU

MENTIONED YOUR DREAM OF WRITING

EARLIER, FOR A BRIEF MOMENT YOU

LOOKED 10 YEARS YOUNGER.

DR. TROY IS A WORLD-CLASS

PLASTIC SURGEON.

DID YOU KNOW THAT?

[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]

Christian: I AM NOT OPERATING

ON THAT WOMAN. EVEN

A PRACTICING CYNIC LIKE ME

CAN'T LIVE WITH IT. NO.

Ava: DON'T BE A SHORT-SIGHTED

FOOL. NEITHER YOUR SON NOR MINE

CAN TAKE A SCHOOL SUSPENSION ON

THEIR PERMANENT RECORD 6 MONTHS

BEFORE THEY APPLY TO COLLEGES.

THEY'LL NEVER BE ACCEPTED

TO IVY LEAGUE SCHOOLS.

Christian: OH...SEAN WILL NEVER

GO FOR IT.

Ava: THAT'S WHY I SUGGESTED

IT MIGHT BE BETTER

IF HE CALLED YOU.

Christian: BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT

I'D BE A BIGGER PUSHOVER?

THINK AGAIN, SWEETHEART.

Ava: NO, BECAUSE YOU'RE SMARTER.

DISCIPLINING THESE BOYS, BEING

A TASKMASTER OF A PARENT WON'T

CORRECT THEIR MISTAKE. AN EYE

JOB ON THAT FAT-ASS SLOTH WILL.

Christian: I SAID NO.

Ava: YOU KNOW, IT BOGGLES THE

MIND THAT AFTER 17 YEARS OF

LOST OPPORTUNITY, YOU'D

SQUANDER THIS CHANCE TO ACT

LIKE A FATHER TO MATT.

Christian: HE WAS DOING FINE

UNTIL YOU SHOWED UP.

I KNOW THOSE DRUGS WERE YOURS.

I'M GETTING THIS BOY AWAY FROM

YOU IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO.

Ava: I LOVE MATT. I CARE FOR

HIM DEEPLY. AND UNLIKE YOU,

I'M CONCERNED FOR HIS FUTURE.

YOU WANT TO PROTECT YOUR BOY

FROM THE TRUE EVILS OF

THE WORLD--UNEMPLOYMENT

AND PERSONAL APATHY?

THEN HELP HIM GET INTO COLLEGE.

[VILLAGE PEOPLE'S KEY WEST

PLAYING]

* MAMA, I'M FREEZING,

MAMA, I'M FREEZING,

I WANT TO GO TO THE SUN,

TO THE SUN,

I'M HEADED FOR KEY WEST...

THE KEY TO HAPPINESS,

I'M ON THE RUN,

GONNA HAVE SOME FUN,

I'M HEADED FOR KEY WEST...

WHERE LEISURE LIFE'S THE BEST,

OH, YEAH,

GONNA SPEND THE DAY,

LYIN' IN THE SUN *

Sean: MY 9 A.M. CANCELED. I CAN

ASSIST WITH THE STITCHING UP.

Christian: THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

I GOT IT.

Sean: I GOT ITCHY HANDS.

ISN'T THIS, UH, WHAT'S-HER-NAME?

THE PRINCIPAL OF MATT'S SCHOOL?

I MET HER LAST YEAR AT

PARENT/TEACHER NIGHT.

WHY DIDN'T I KNOW ABOUT THIS

SURGERY?

Christian: BECAUSE I WAS HOPING

THAT YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO KNOW.

Sean: OH, MY GOD, CHRISTIAN.

YOU'VE SLEPT WITH SOME STRANGE

TYPES, BUT A 50-YEAR-OLD

HIGH SCHOOL PRINCIPAL?

Christian: PUT IT

ON MY TOMBSTONE:

"HERE LIES CHRISTIAN TROY.

HE WAS NEVER PREDICTABLE."

* KEY WEST

I KNOW, I KNOW... *

Sean: WAIT A SECOND. HOW DID

YOU MEET MISS WENTWORTH?

ARE YOU AND JULIA ATTENDING

SCHOOL FUNCTIONS TOGETHER NOW?

PLAYING MOM AND POP?

Christian: IT'S GOT NOTHING TO

DO WITH JULIA, SEAN. IT'S MATT.

Sean: WHAT ABOUT MATT?

Christian: HE GOT IN TROUBLE.

THERE WAS A FIGHT. THEY FOUND

SOME PRESCRIPTION DRUGS

IN HIS JACKET.

THEY WEREN'T HIS, BY THE WAY.

Sean: BUT I'VE MET

MISS WENTWORTH. WHY DID SHE

CALL YOU INSTEAD OF ME?

Christian: MATT CALLED ME.

Sean: WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME,

GODDAMN IT!

Christian: BECAUSE I WAS TRYING

TO PROTECT YOU, SEAN. I WAS

TRYING TO GIVE YOU A BREAK.

Sean: OH. THE NEW-IMPROVED,

COMPASSIONATE CHRISTIAN.

YOU ARE SO FULL OF SHIT.

YOU JUST WANT MY RELATIONSHIP

WITH MY SON. THAT'S WHY YOU

DIDN'T CALL ME.

* YOU NEVER KNOW WHO YOU'LL MEET

LISTEN HERE

THE SUN IS SHINING BRIGHT

ALL DAY AND NIGHT... *

Sean: WHAT WAS THE UPSHOT?

Christian: SHE WANTED TO SUSPEND

THE BOYS, BUT AVA CONVINCED HER

TO TRADE PLASTIC SURGERY

FOR A CLEAN SLATE.

Sean: HERE'S THE NEW WORLD

ORDER, CHRISTIAN. YOU KEEP MATT

INFORMED ON HOW TO MINIMIZE

ORANGE STREAKING AT SPRAY-ON

TANNING SALONS. I'M IN CHARGE

OF ALL MATTERS CONCERNING

HIS EDUCATION.

* GONNA SPEND THE DAY

LYIN' IN THE SUN *

Adrian: YOU'VE BEEN STANDING

THERE THIS WHOLE TIME,

HAVEN'T YOU?

Matt: NO, I JUST WALKED IN.

Adrian: YOU WANT TO GUESS WHAT

I'VE BEEN DOING IN THERE?

Matt: NO.

Adrian: I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT.

IT INVOLVED MY RIGHT HAND.

Matt: YOU'RE A SOCIOPATH,

YOU KNOW THAT?

Adrian: OH, COME ON, COME ON.

COME ON AND SEE THIS.

YOU DIDN'T KNOW I WAS SUCH

A PICASSO, DID YOU?

Matt: THAT'S BRILLIANT. YOU

THINK NO ONE'S GONNA KNOW WHO

DID THAT NOW?

Adrian: COME ON. I THINK

I CAPTURED YOUR CUM-FACE

PRETTY WELL, DON'T YOU? I MEAN,

I'VE SEEN IT SO MANY TIMES.

Matt: YOU KNOW, MAN, CHRISTIAN

PUT HIS ASS ON THE LINE TO SAVE

BOTH OF US YESTERDAY. WHY DON'T

YOU DO SOMETHING NICE? OR AT THE

VERY LEAST, JUST BE GRATEFUL.

Adrian: YOU'RE RIGHT. I SHOULD

LEARN TO EXPRESS MYSELF

IN A HEALTHIER MANNER. I THINK

I'M JUST ENVIOUS OF YOU, MATT.

YOU HAVE 2 DADS THAT LOOK AFTER

YOU NOW. I NEVER EVEN HAD ONE.

Matt: WELL, DESPITE WHAT YOU MAY

WANT TO THINK, ADRIAN, HAVING 2

FATHERS IS PRETTY COMPLICATED.

Adrian: I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.

YOU WEREN'T REALLY HAVING ANY

PROBLEMS UNTIL THE SECRET OF

YOUR PATERNITY CAME OUT. SO, IN

A WEIRD WAY, I GUESS YOU COULD

SAY THAT WE'RE BOTH IN THIS

TOGETHER.

I GUESS WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY

IS MAYBE WE SHOULD LEARN TO GET

ALONG. I MEAN, IT WOULD BE

BETTER FOR EVERYONE IN THE

LONG RUN, DON'T YOU THINK?

Matt: ALL RIGHT, THEN. TRUCE.

[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]

Adrian: HEY, TREVOR, USE THIS

ONE HERE. THAT ONE'S EMPTY.

[WATER RUNNING]

Bobolit: HI, I'M MERRIL...

AND I'M A DRUG ADDICT.

All: HI, MERRIL.

Bobolit: THIS IS ONLY MY SECOND

MEETING, SO I WON'T BORE YOU

WITH MY TALE OF THE CRAVINGS

I'VE HAD TODAY OR HOW HARD

IT IS TO GIVE UP THE TANK.

WHAT I'D LIKE TO SHARE INSTEAD

IS THE REAL REASON I'M GONNA

KICK MY HABIT AND GET MY LIFE

BACK ON TRACK. CHRISTIAN TROY,

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

[WEAK APPLAUSE]

FIRST OF ALL, I WOULDN'T BE HERE

IF IT WASN'T FOR THIS MAN.

AND...BY THAT, I MEAN I PROBABLY

NEVER WOULD HAVE LOST MY

BUSINESS AND GONE ON DRUGS IN

THE FIRST PLACE. HEH HEH.

SERIOUSLY, THOUGH, IT'S BECAUSE

OF HIM...THAT I HAVE A CHANCE TO

LEAVE BEHIND A LIFE THAT WAS...

SPINNING OUT OF CONTROL.

YOU GAVE ME HOPE AGAIN.

AND I WANT EVERYONE HERE TO

KNOW...I LOVE YOU, MAN.

DON'T BOTHER WITH THAT CRAP.

LET'S GO GRAB DINNER.

Christian: CAN'T. I GOT

SURGERY IN THE MORNING.

YOU KNOW HOW IT IS.

Bobolit: I USED TO.

THAT'S OK. IT'S OK.

I HAD MY EYE ON THAT LITTLE

FILLY OVER THERE ANYWAY. I WAS

THINKING I'D ASK HER OUT.

Christian: WHICH ONE?

OH...AREN'T THERE RULES ABOUT

DATING PEOPLE IN THE GROUP?

Bobolit: I DON'T WANT TO SLEEP

WITH HER, CHRISTIAN. I JUST WANT

TO SPEND TIME WITH SOMEONE WHO'S

GOING THROUGH WHAT I AM.

A FRIEND. NOW, IF THAT LEADS TO

A BLOW JOB.

Christian: SHE'S COMING OVER.

Hannah: HI.

Bobolit: MERRIL BOBOLIT.

YOU ARE?

Hannah: HANNAH. THAT WAS

A TOUCHING SPEECH THAT YOU MADE

EARLIER, MERRIL.

Bobolit: THANK YOU. IT CAME

FROM THE HEART. I REALLY TRIED--

Hannah: WHAT I WAS REALLY

IMPRESSED WITH, THOUGH, WAS

YOUR STORY. I REALLY WANTED TO

KNOW MORE ABOUT WHO YOU ARE.

THIS IS MY NUMBER. I'M GOING TO

HAVE DINNER WITH SOME FRIENDS

A CALL LATER, AND WE CAN MEET

FOR COFFEE.

[CHRISTIAN SIGHS]

MAYBE SHE'S GOT A SISTER.

[CELL PHONE RINGING]

[RING]

[RING]

[RING]

WHAT'S GOING ON, MATTY?

I CAN'T HELP YOU. I'M SORRY.

YOU NEED TO CALL SEAN.

Miss Wentworth: AS YOU KNOW,

I WAS OUT OF THE OFFICE

RECUPERATING FROM SURGERY WHEN

THIS DISGUSTING EVENT TOOK

PLACE. THE PARENTS OF THE BOY

WHO WASHED HIS HANDS IN THE

URINE ARE VERY UPSET.

Ava: MISS WENTWORTH, I SIMPLY

CANNOT COMPREHEND WHY MATT AND

MY SON HAVE BEEN CALLED ON THE

CARPET FOR THIS JUVENILE PRANK.

YOU LOOK 10 YEARS YOUNGER,

BY THE WAY.

Miss Wentworth: TREVOR HAYES,

THE STUDENT WHO WASHED HIS HANDS

IN THE URINE, SAID THAT ADRIAN

AND MATT WERE AT THE SINK JUST

BEFORE THE INCIDENT OCCURRED.

Adrian: TREVOR HAYES

IS AN UNSTABLE LIAR AND

A CRYSTAL METH ADDICT.

Miss Wentworth: HE SAID THAT YOU

DIRECTED HIM TO WASH HIS HANDS

IN THE URINE, ADRIAN.

Ava: CIRCUMSTANTIAL EVIDENCE.

COME ON, BOYS, WE'RE GOING.

Sean: SIT DOWN!

Sean: DID YOU URINATE IN THE

SOAP DISPENSER, MATT?

[MATT LAUGHS]

Sean: THIS ACT OF AGGRESSION

ISN'T FUNNY. WHAT'S FUNNY ABOUT

IT?

Matt: YEAH, THIS WHOLE THING IS

FUNNY, DAD. IT'S IDIOTIC.

Sean: I ASKED YOU A QUESTION,

MATT. DID YOU DO THIS?

Matt: NO.

Sean: ADRIAN, WAS IT YOU?

Adrian: OOH. HE'S SCARY, YOUR

OTHER DAD.

Sean: YOU'RE NOT LEAVING HERE

UNTIL I GET AN ANSWER.

Ava: DON'T YOU DARE THREATEN MY

SON.

Adrian: YEAH. I URINATED IN THE

SOAP DISPENSER. YOU WANNA SPANK

ME?

Sean: YOUR SON IS YET ANOTHER

REMINDER OF WHAT A MONSTROUS

FRAUD YOU ARE, AVA. I'M TEMPTED

TO FEEL SORRY FOR HIM. BUT I'M

NOT HIS FATHER. I'M YOURS.

AND HERE'S THE NEW REGIME. UNTIL

FURTHER NOTICE, YOU WILL REPORT

TO MY OFFICE EVERY DAY AFTER

SCHOOL WHERE WE'LL FIND PLENTY

OF MEANINGLESS BUSY WORK TO KEEP

YOU OUT OF TROUBLE.

Matt: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.

Sean: YES, YOU DID, MATT. YOUR

LACKADAISICAL BEHAVIOR LATELY

SCREAMS OUT FOR BOUNDARIES. SO

I'M GONNA GIVE YOU SOME. YOU

WILL NOT FAIL TO SHOW UP. YOU

WILL NOT EVEN BE LATE OR YOU'LL

FINISH OUT YOUR EDUCATION

AT A MILITARY SCHOOL

OF MY CHOICE. GOT IT?

Ava: MATT'S OUTGROWN THE SABER

RATTLING. DON'T PAY ANY

ATTENTION TO HIS MACHO

POSTURING, MATT. WE CAN FILE FOR

LEGAL EMANCIPATION.

Sean: YOU DO THAT, LADY, AND IN

THE 2 MONTHS IT TAKES TO GET THE

APPROVAL OF THE COURT, I'LL TALK

TO THE PRESS. I'LL DISCREDIT YOU

AS A PEDOPHILE AND A KIDNAPPER

AND AN OVERALL MENACE TO

SOCIETY, AND THEN WE'LL SEE HOW

SOON YOUR LIFE COACH BUSINESS

GOES BELLY UP.

Ava: I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOUR

EMPTY THREATS.

Sean: YOU SHOULD BE, AVA. YOU

SHOULD BE VERY AFRAID.

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

Adrian: THINK YOU'RE CLEVER NOW,

DON'T YOU? WHERE ARE THEY?

Matt: WHERE ARE WHAT?

Adrian: LET'S SEE. I GET OUT OF

THE SHOWER, GO TO GET DRESSED.

BUT MY--MY CLOSET, MY DRESSER,

MY LAUNDRY BAG ARE COMPLETELY

EMPTY ALL OF A SUDDEN.

Matt: WELL, IT'S OFFICIAL,

ADRIAN. YOU'VE GONE INSANE.

Adrian: WHERE ARE THEY?

Ava: COME IN AND SEE FOR

YOURSELF. ADRIAN, THIS IS

ALFONZO TEHUME, JR. YOU MAY HAVE

MET HIM IN PASSING. HIS FATHER'S

BEEN CLEANING OUR POOL FOR THE

LAST 4 YEARS.

Adrian: ARE YOU WEARING MY

SHIRT, DUDE?

Ava: AND PANTS. OH, SHOES, TOO.

UH, FORTUNATELY, YOU TWO ARE

ALMOST THE SAME SIZE, AND HE

DOESN'T SPEAK ENGLISH. SO DON'T

TRY AND MAKE A SCENE RIGHT NOW.

Adrian: WHY IS HE WEARING MY

CLOTHES, MOTHER?

Ava: BECAUSE HE DESERVES THEM

MORE THAN YOU. DID YOU KNOW HE

AND HIS FATHER CAME TO THIS

COUNTRY FROM EL SALVADOR 5 YEARS

AGO WITH NO MONEY? TO HELP OUT,

ALFONZO WORKS 2 JOBS. YOU, ON

THE OTHER HAND, ARE A SPOILED

ONLY CHILD WHO'S GOTTEN

EVERYTHING HE'S EVER WANTED AND

NEVER APPRECIATED ANY OF IT.

THE FACT THAT YOU CONTINUE TO

ACT OUT AT SCHOOL IS

UNACCEPTABLE.

I'VE REALIZED THAT MAYBE--

MAYBE SEAN IS RIGHT. MAYBE GOOD

OLD-FASHIONED DISCIPLINE IS IN

ORDER. SO AS PUNISHMENT, I'VE

GIVEN AWAY YOUR CLOTHES.

Matt: AVA, WHAT IS HE GONNA WEAR

TO SCHOOL?

Ava: YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO FIND

SOMETHING AT THE GOODWILL FOR

THIS. THEY OPEN IN 1/2 AN HOUR.

SWEETIE, COULD YOU GIVE ALFONZO

A HAND WITH THESE BAGS OUT TO MY

CAR? I PROMISED TO GIVE HIM A

RIDE HOME.

Matt: SURE.

Ava: THANKS.

Adrian: SO NOW THE POOL MAN'S

SON DESERVES MORE THAN I DO?

Ava: FROM NOW ON, YOU DO WHAT I

SAY WHEN I SAY IT. AND YOU STOP

JEOPARDIZING MY RELATIONSHIP

WITH MATT OR YOU WILL PAY THE

PRICE.

Christian: TELL ME WHAT YOU

DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF,

MS. NUEVEZ?

Felicia Nuevez: THAT I'M NOT

JENNIFER. YOU KNOW, J.LO? I

WANNA LOOK LIKE J.LO.

Sean: MAY I ASK WHY?

Felicia: WELL, BECAUSE HER

LIFE IS BETTER THAN MINE.

Sean: ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU'D

LIKE A LARGER BACKSIDE?

Felicia: NO. I'VE ALREADY GOT

THAT. UM, IT'S THE REST THAT I

WANNA CHANGE. I WANNA CHANGE MY

FACE, MY BREASTS, I WANNA DO

SOME LIPO AROUND MY WAIST SO I

CAN WEAR CLOTHES FROM THE J.LO

COLLECTION, AND, UM, I CAN STAND

A LOT OF PAIN. SO DON'T WORRY.

YOU CAN JUST DO IT ALL AT ONCE.

Sean: MS. NUEVEZ, UNFORTUNATELY,

WE ARE NOT IN THE BUSINESS OF

CELEBRITY LOOK-ALIKE MAKEOVERS.

WE'LL LEAVE THAT TO MTV.

Felicia: WELL, YOU'RE IN THE

BUSINESS OF HELPING PEOPLE,

RIGHT? I MEAN, EVERYONE WHO

MEETS ME SAYS THAT I COULD HAVE

A BIG CAREER LIKE J.LO's IF I

LOOKED MORE LIKE HER.

Sean: YOU'RE AN ATTRACTIVE YOUNG

LADY, CLEARLY MOTIVATED. YOU

DON'T NEED TO BE J.LO. YOU CAN'T

BE J.LO. YOU'RE YOU.

Felicia: DON'T YOU GET IT? I

MEAN, I'M NOT ENOUGH. I MEAN,

ALL I GET IS REJECTIONS.

Sean: MS. NUEVEZ, THE KIND OF

FACIAL RECONSTRUCTION YOU'RE

TALKING ABOUT WOULD REQUIRE

QUITE A FEW PROCEDURES.

RHINOPLASTY, MALAR IMPLANTS TO

AUGMENT YOUR CHEEKBONES,

DERMABRASIAN FOR THE--

Christian: I'M THINKING MAYBE

MENTOPLASTY FOR MORE CHIN

DEFINITION AND MAYBE SOME LIPO

FROM YOUR ABDOMEN.

Sean: THE PROCEDURES WE JUST

OUTLINED WOULD COST SOMEWHERE IN

THE NEIGHBORHOOD OF $50,000.

Felicia: YEAH, I--I FIGURED

THAT. SO...

WELL, I'LL PAY YOU BACK

WHEN I MAKE IT.

Sean: I'M SORRY. I DON'T WANNA

WASTE ANY MORE OF YOUR TIME. WE

ONLY TAKE ON PRO BONO WORK IF

IT'S LIFE THREATENING IN SOME

WAY, WHICH, IN YOUR CASE...

Felicia: WELL, IT IS LIFE

THREATENING. I MEAN, IT'S

EVERYTHING THAT I'VE WORKED FOR

FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE. LOOK, I HAVE

SO MUCH TO OFFER, AND I JUST

WANNA TOUCH PEOPLE'S HEARTS.

BUT, YOU KNOW, BUT THE WORLD

WON'T LET ME BECAUSE I'M STUCK

IN THIS BODY.

[PEOPLE CHATTERING]

[HEART BEATING]

[BEEPING]

[HEART BEATING]

Merril: CHRISTIAN, IT'S MERRIL.

WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU? IT'S A

SPONSOR SESSION. YOU ARE MY

SPONSOR. I CAN'T--I CAN'T BE

AROUND THESE PEOPLE WITHOUT YOU

RIGHT NOW.

Woman: HEY, YOU OK? YOU DON'T

LOOK SO GOOD.

Bobolit: YEAH, HI, NO. CHRISTIAN

WAS SUPPOSED TO MEET ME HERE.

Hannah: OH, GOD. WHAT A SEXY MAN

AND A PLASTIC SURGEON. CAN YOU

IMAGINE THE LIFE THAT HE MUST

HAVE? I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS

THINKING TRYING TO MAKE A PLAY

FOR HIM. I MEAN, REALLY, WHAT

SUCCESSFUL PERSON LIKE THAT

WANTS TO HANG OUT WITH A BUNCH

OF LOSERS LIKE US? RIGHT?

[HEART BEATING]

Christian: CORRECT ME IF I'M

WRONG, SEAN. I WAS UNDER THE

IMPRESSION THAT AS PARTNERS WE'D

DISCUSS PRO BONO CASES BEFORE WE

MADE A DECISION EITHER WAY.

Sean: WHEN THEY'RE VIABLE CASES.

SINCE WHEN IS PRO BONO WORK ON

THE LUNATIC FRINGE EVEN UP FOR

DISCUSSION?

[CHRISTIAN CHUCKLES] I SEE

YOU'RE UP THERE, PARTNER. GOT A

TOUCH OF THE HIGH AND MIGHTY,

DO WE?

Sean: AND SPEAKING OF

DISCUSSION, DID I MISPLACE MY

INVITATION TO DISCUSS MS.

WENTWORTH'S EYE JOB? FELICIA

NUEVEZ IS NOT SUFFERING FROM A

MEDICAL CONDITION OR

DISFIGUREMENT. THE ONLY THING

SHE'S SUFFERING FROM IS A FATAL

CASE OF ENVY.

Christian: IT'S NOT HER FAULT

THAT SHE WAS BORN INTO A

CELEBRITY-OBSESSED WORLD. ALL

THIS KID NEEDS IS A SIMPLE

CONFIDENCE BOOST, AND YOU

SLAMMED THE DOOR ON EVEN THAT.

Sean: BECOMING OTHER PEOPLE

DOES NOT LEAD TO PERSONAL

FULFILLMENT.

Christian: ONCE UPON A TIME IN

COLLEGE, I HAD A DREAM. I MET A

GUY I ADMIRED, AND I SAID I

WANTED TO BE LIKE HIM. I'M

PARTNERS WITH HIM TODAY.

WHERE'S THE HARM?

Bobolit: LOOKIN' MORE AND

MORE LIKE J.LO.

[INHALES]

Rose: HEY, HEY, HEY, BALD HEAD.

SLOW DOWN WITH THAT THING.

Bobolit: STOP COMPLAINING AND

JOIN THE PARTY ALREADY.

Rose: DON'T YOU THINK YOU'VE

TAKEN ENOUGH OUT OF HER?

Bobolit: I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.

[INHALES]

[MONITOR FLAT LINES]

Rose: BOBOLIT! BOBOLIT! COME

ON, YOU'RE A DOCTOR! HELP ME!

SHIT! COME ON, BOBOLIT! COME ON,

DOCTOR!

Bobolit: SHUT UP!

SHE'S DEAD? NO WAY. EVERYTHING

WAS GOING FINE!

Rose: HOLD HER LEGS. HOLD HER

LEGS.

Bobolit: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Rose: WE CAN GET RID OF HER

EASIER IF SHE'S IN PIECES.

[WHIRRING]

Sean: HOW'S IT GOIN' IN HERE?

Matt: UM, WHEN I'M DONE WITH THE

TOWELS, I'LL GO AND UNPACK THE

SURGICAL SUPPLIES.

Sean: EXCELLENT.

Matt: YOU KNOW, THE DRAWERS AND

THE SHELVES ARE LOOKIN' A LITTLE

GRUNGY, DAD. I'D LIKE TO COME IN

TOMORROW, CLEAR EVERYTHING OUT,

AND GIVE 'EM A GOOD SCRUB.

Sean: I DON'T GET IT. WHERE'S

THE SULLEN BACKTALK I'VE BEEN

BRACING MYSELF FOR?

Matt: I DON'T KNOW. I GUESS I

KINDA LIKE HANGIN' OUT HERE.

DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN I WAS

LITTLE AND YOU USED TO BRING ME

IN HERE ON THE WEEKENDS TO FEED

THE FISH IN YOUR OFFICE?

Sean: YEAH.

Matt: HEY, DAD...

THE MARLINS ARE ON TONIGHT. SO I

WAS THINKIN' I COULD PICK US UP

A PIZZA, COME BY, WATCH IT AT

THE HOUSE? I MEAN, IF YOU DON'T

HAVE ANY PLANS.

Sean: NO. NO PLANS. THAT'D BE

FINE.

Christian: WHERE YOU OFF TO?

Merril: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA BE AT

THE MEETING TODAY, ASSHOLE.

Christian: I LEFT YOU A MESSAGE.

MY SURGERY WENT LATE. I CALLED

YOU REPEATEDLY. BUT YOU NEVER

CALLED ME BACK. I WAS AFRAID YOU

MIGHT HAVE RELAPSED.

[SNIFFS] YOU GOT HIGH AGAIN,

DIDN'T YOU?

Merril: AND LOVED EVERY MINUTE

OF IT. IT'S THE ONLY RELIABLE

THING IN MY LIFE.

Christian: WHAT HAPPENED HERE?

WHY IS THERE SO MUCH BLOOD ON

THE TABLE?

Bobolit: IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT,

YOU KNOW. JUST SHOWED UP AT THE

MEETING, THIS WOULDN'T HAVE

HAPPENED TO HER.

Christian: WHAT'S IN THE

SUITCASE, MERRIL? UNH!

Rose: WE'RE GONNA NEED ANOTHER

SUITCASE.

[SUPERTRAMP'S GOOD-BYE STRANGER

PLAYING]

* IT WAS AN

EARLY MORNING YESTERDAY,

I WAS UP BEFORE THE DAWN *

Christian: UNH. UNH.

Bobolit: HEY, SPONSOR.

* I REALLY HAVE

ENJOYED MY STAY *

Christian: WHAT ARE YOU DOIN',

MERRIL?

Bobolit: YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE

BETWEEN JEALOUSY AND ENVY,

CHRISTIAN? JEALOUSY IS WHEN YOU

REALIZE SOMEONE HAS SOMETHING

YOU WANT. YOU JUST HAVE TO WORK

HARD TO GET IT. ENVY IS WHEN YOU

REALIZE SOMEONE HAS SOMETHING

YOU CAN NEVER HAVE, NO MATTER

HOW HARD YOU TRY. TAKE ME AND

YOU, FOR EXAMPLE. WE BOTH

GRADUATED FROM THE SAME SCHOOL,

CREATED SUCCESSFUL BUSINESSES,

FOUND MONEY, FAME, HMM? PUSSY.

BUT SOMEHOW, YOU MANAGED TO

ALWAYS COME OUT AHEAD OF ME.

AND NOW, STARING DOWN AT YOU,

I SUDDENLY REALIZE WHY.

* I'LL NEVER LOOK BEHIND ME,

MY TROUBLES WILL BE FEW *

IT'S THAT HANDSOME MUG OF YOURS.

Christian: WHERE IS MADAM ROSE?

Bobolit: SHE GOT FREAKED OUT BY

ALL THE GORE. SHE'S PROBABLY IN

TAMPA BY NOW.

Christian: WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING

ON DOING, MERRIL?

* GOOD-BYE, STRANGER *

Bobolit: SOMETHIN' I'VE ALWAYS

DREAMED OF. I FIGURE IF I CAN'T

HAVE YOUR LIFE, I'LL JUST TAKE

YOUR FACE.

Christian: UNH!

Bobolit: STOP STRUGGLING!

I WILL CUT YOUR THROAT!

* HOPE YOUR DREAMS WILL

ALL COME TRUE *

Christian: IT'LL NEVER WORK,

MERRIL.

* GOOD-BYE, MARY,

GOOD-BYE, JANE *

Bobolit: WHY NOT?

* WILL WE EVER MEET AGAIN? *

Christian: FACIAL TRANSPLANT

SURGERY HAS NEVER BEEN DONE

SUCCESSFULLY. YOU'RE JUST

WASTING YOUR TIME.

Bobolit: YOU DON'T THINK I CAN

DO IT? I'M A GREAT GODDDAMN

SURGEON, CHRISTIAN!

* GOOD-BYE, JANE *

YOU'RE JUST TRYIN' TO BREAK MY

CONCENTRATION. [INHALES]

* HOPE YOUR DREAMS WILL

ALL COME TRUE,

GOOD-BYE, STRANGER *

Christian: I JUST DON'T WANT YOU

TO FORGET THE MOST IMPORTANT

PART, THAT'S ALL.

* WILL WE EVER MEET AGAIN? *

YOU HAVE TO EXPOSE THE LIVE

TISSUE ON YOUR FACE FIRST.

* COME TOMORROW, FEEL NO PAIN,

GOOD-BYE, MARY *

Bobolit: I KNEW THAT.

* GOOD-BYE, JANE,

WILL WE EVER... *

Bobolit: I FIGURED I COULD

DO ME LATER.

Christian: THE NERVE ENDINGS ON

MY FACE WILL BE DEAD BEFORE YOU

HAVE A CHANCE TO REATTACH IT.

* COME TOMORROW, FEEL NO PAIN

GOOD-BYE, MARY *

Christian: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

THAT'S WHAT I'D DO.

* I'LL SAY IT ONCE AGAIN,

'CAUSE I'M LEAVIN',

GOOD-BYE, SORROW,

GOT TO GO,

FEEL NO SHAME,

GOT TO GO NOW,

COME TOMORROW, FEEL NO PAIN

GOOD-BYE, MARY,

GOOD-BYE, JANE,

WILL WE EVER MEET AGAIN? *

Bobolit: GOOD-BYE, MERRIL.

[MUSIC CONTINUES]

Bobolit: I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD.

Woman: HELLO?

Christian: IN HERE!

Woman: 6:00 APPOINTMENT TO DO...

Christian: IN HERE, PLEASE! HELP

ME!

Ava: ADRIAN? WHY ARE YOU SITTING

IN THE DARK?

Adrian: I WON'T LET YOU DO THIS

TO ME ANYMORE.

[AVA SIGHS] PLEASE DON'T START

WITH ME, ADRIAN.

Adrian: WHY DO YOU KEEP HURTING

ME? DO YOU ENJOY IT?

Ava: I'M GIVING YOU WHAT YOU

NEED. IT MAY NOT BE WHAT YOU

WANT.

Adrian: I NEED YOU. THAT'S WHAT

I NEED.

I'M SO HUMILIATED. I'VE BEEN

SUCH A PRICK, AND NOW WITH YOU

AND MATT, IT JUST HURTS TOO

MUCH.

I WANNA MAKE YOU LOVE ME AGAIN.

Ava: I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU.

THINGS CHANGE. WE BOTH NEED TO

ACCEPT THAT. IT CAN'T EVER BE

LIKE IT WAS.

Adrian: I GAVE YOU MY SOUL.

Ava: NO. NO, NO MORE.

Adrian: PLEASE, MOMMY. PLEASE.

Ava: NO.

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