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Julia: ALL RIGHT, YOU ARE NOW
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OFFICIALLY A PRUNE, AND IT IS
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WAY PAST YOUR BEDTIME.
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WHAT'S THIS, HONEY? IS THIS
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BLOOD?
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Annie: IT'S A MOSQUITO BITE.
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Sean: I THOUGHT WE KEPT THE
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IBUPROFEN IN THE KITCHEN.
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Julia: HONEY, MAYBE DADDY WOULD
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LIKE TO SEE YOUR MOSQUITO BITE.
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Sean: MY BABY'S GOT A BITE?
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Julia: THERE'S SOME BLOOD ON HER
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UNDERWEAR, SOME SPOTTING.
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Sean: UH...HOW DID THE MOSQUITO
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GET IN YOUR UNDERWEAR, HONEY?
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Annie: I FORGOT. THEY'RE TORI'S
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UNDERWEAR.
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Sean: WHO'S TORI?
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Julia: SUZANNE EPSTEIN'S
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DAUGHTER. THEY'RE IN SCHOOL
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TOGETHER. SWEETHEART, THESE ARE
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YOUR UNDERWEAR. WE BOUGHT THEM
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TOGETHER, REMEMBER?
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Annie: OH...RIGHT.
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Annie: IS SOMETHING WRONG?
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Julia: OH...SWEETHEART. IT'S
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JUST THAT, UH...YOU'RE STARTING
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PUBERTY.
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Annie: WHAT'S PUBERTY?
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[MONITOR BEEPING]
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Liz: LUNCHTIME LIPO ON A
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HIGH-SCHOOL SENIOR--AMAZING.
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Christian: NOBODY WANTS A
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RAH-RAH GIRL WITH CELLULITE.
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Sean: THE PATIENT'S AIMING FOR A
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CHEERLEADING SCHOLARSHIP AT USF.
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UNFORTUNATELY, WE LIVE IN A
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WORLD WHERE SMOOTH THIGHS
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MATTER.
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Liz: WE SHOULD START OFFERING
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LIPOSUCTION TO OVERWEIGHT
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NEWBORNS, GET THOSE TUBBY
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10-POUNDERS STARTED OFF RIGHT.
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[BEEP]
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THAT WAS A JOKE, FELLAS. YOU
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BOTH LOOK LIKE SOMEONE JUST
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STOLE YOUR FIRSTBORN.
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Christian: WELL, THEY'RE
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CERTAINLY TRYING. GINA TRACKED
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DOWN WILBUR'S BIOLOGICAL FATHER.
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A BLOOD TEST CONFIRMED
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PATERNITY, AND NOW HE'S DECIDED
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TO ALIGN HIMSELF WITH HER IN THE
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CUSTODY HEARING.
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Sean: 2 BIOLOGICAL PARENTS IS A
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PRETTY STACKED DECK, CHRISTIAN.
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[POUNDS TRAY, RATTLING]
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Christian: A DRUNKEN HAPPY HOUR
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HOOKUP DOES NOT GIVE THIS GUY
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ANY MORAL ADVANTAGE OVER ME,
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SEAN. BIOLOGICAL OR NOT,
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WILBUR'S MY SON.
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Sean: I WAS JUST TRYING TO MAKE
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A POINT THAT BIOLOGICAL
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REALITIES ARE PRETTY DIFFICULT
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TO DISPUTE. CASE IN POINT: ANNIE
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STARTED PREMENSTRUAL SPOTTING.
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Christian: ANNIE'S 8, SEAN.
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SHE'S TOO YOUNG FOR PUBERTY.
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Sean: NOT WITH ALL THE BOVINE
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GROWTH HORMONES RACING THROUGH
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OUR MEAT AND MILK PRODUCTS. WE
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LOOKED IN UP ON-LINE THIS
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MORNING.
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Christian: JESUS.
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Sean: I WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE 15
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YEARS TO PREPARE MYSELF FOR MY
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LITTLE GIRL BECOMING A WOMAN.
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SHE'S BARELY OUT OF PAJAMAS WITH
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FEET. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
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Liz: GOOD JOB, GENTLEMEN. OUR
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PATIENT DOESN'T LOOK A DAY OVER
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13.
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[MONITOR BEEPING]
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* AHH *
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* MAKE ME BEAUTIFUL *
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* MAKE ME
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A PERFECT SOUL,
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A PERFECT MIND,
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A PERFECT FACE,
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A PERFECT
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LIFE *
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Suzanne: THE GIRLS LOVE A GOOD
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PRINCESS EVENT. NOW, I HAVE 9
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REGULAR CROWNS, AND THEN ONE
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SPECIAL ONE TO CROWN OUR LITTLE
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PRINCESS MENSES--ANNIE, IN THIS
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CASE.
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Julia: SUZANNE, ARE YOU SURE THE
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PRINCESS THEME IS THE BEST WAY
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TO INTRODUCE PUBERTY AND
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MENSTRUATION?
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Suzanne: THIS IS MY FOURTH
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PRINCESS MENSES TEA PARTY,
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JULIA. TRUST ME. I KNOW WHEREOF
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I SPEAK.
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Julia: I JUST THOUGHT WE'D TAKE
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A MORE EMPOWERING KIND OF
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APPROACH.
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Suzanne: OH, GET OFF THE HIGH
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HORSE WITH ME, JULIA. THE LAST
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TIME YOU TRIED THAT, YOU AND
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YOUR PILATES TRANNY GOT BUCKED
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BIG TIME. NOW, I AM HERE TO HELP
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OUT BECAUSE ANNIE AND TORI ARE
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FRIENDS, NOT BECAUSE I VALUE
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YOUR OPINIONS. SWEETIE, I THINK
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YOU NEED CONTACTS. I MEAN, YOU
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MUST BE LEGALLY BLIND NOT TO
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NOTICE HOW GOOD MY SKIN IS
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LOOKING THESE DAYS.
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Julia: I'M SORRY, SUZANNE. I
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JUST ASSUMED YOU GOT SHOT UP
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AGAIN WITH BOTOX.
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Suzanne: I CANCELED MY STANDING
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BOTOX APPOINTMENT ONCE I
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DISCOVERED FLAXSEED OIL...
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REVERSES THE AGING PROCESS.
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TORI'S HORMONAL HORROR WAS A
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SECRET MITZVAH FOR ME. WE
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SWITCHED FROM HORMONE-LACED
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MEATS AND DAIRIES TO ALL ORGANIC
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FOODS, AND NOW, SUDDENLY, I LOOK
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10 YEARS YOUNGER.
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Julia: AND THIS, UH, ANTIAGING
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DIET REALLY WORKS FOR THE WHOLE
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FAMILY, I MEAN?
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Suzanne: OH, HEALTHY FOOD IS THE
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NEW PLASTIC SURGERY. WHO KNEW?
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Christian: TELL ME WHAT YOU
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DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF...
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TODAY, MRS. GRUBMAN.
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Mrs. Grubman: MY KNEES.
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Sean: YOUR KNEES?
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Grubman: THANKS TO
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SCRUPULOUS DUE DILIGENCE, I HAVE
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THE FACE AND BODY OF A WOMAN
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HALF MY AGE. MY KNEES GIVE ME
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AWAY. THEY'RE BONY, AND THEY SAG
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LIKE A COUCH IN A CRACK DEN.
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Sean: IF YOU'D LIKE TO TONE THE
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VASTUS MEDIALIS, MRS. GRUBMAN,
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I COULD RECOMMEND SOME
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EXERCISES.
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Grubman: OH, PLEASE. WHO HAS
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TIME TO EXERCISE? YOU'LL DO A
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TOUCH OF LIPO TO SMOOTH OUT THE
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DIMPLING, THIN THE BONE, AND
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THEN PLUMP IT ALL OUT WITH SOME
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COLLAGEN. WELL, DON'T JUST SIT
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THERE. PULL OUT THE APPOINTMENT
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BOOK.
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Christian: DO YOU LIE AWAKE AT
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NIGHT DREAMING UP WAYS TO
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TORTURE YOUR BODY AND US, MRS.
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GRUBMAN?
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Grubman: SPARE ME THE MORALISTIC
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LECTURE DR. TROY. IF I WERE
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PAYING, YOU'D HAVE ME ON THE
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BOOKS FASTER THAN SHIT GOES
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THROUGH A GOOSE.
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Sean: MRS. GRUBMAN, YOU'VE HAD
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10 PROCEDURES IN THE LAST 6
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MONTHS.
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Grubman: IT'S UPKEEP.
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Christian: AT THIS POINT, IT'S
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PALEONTOLOGY.
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Sean: MRS. GRUBMAN, YOU HAVE A
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PLASTIC SURGERY ADDICTION
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PROBLEM.
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Christian: CONSIDER THIS YOUR
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INTERVENTION.
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Grubman: OPEN THAT BOOK AND
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SCHEDULE ME RIGHT NOW, DR. TROY,
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OR I WILL TELL THE WORLD THAT
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YOU LEFT AN INSTRUMENT IN MY
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STOMACH DURING MY TUMMY TUCK
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LAST YEAR.
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Christian: MRS. GRUBMAN, THE
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THREATS NEED TO STOP.
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Grubman: DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE MY
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WRATH, FELLAS.
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Christian: OR WE WILL HAVE NO
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CHOICE BUT TO LEAK THIS
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APPOINTMENT BOOK AND ALL THE
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MACABRE, SAD OPERATIONS THAT
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YOU'VE LITERALLY FORCED US TO DO
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AT KNIFEPOINT TO WOMEN'S WEAR
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DAILY.
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Grubman: I NEED THAT KNEE LIFT.
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I DO NOT WANT TO GIVE UP WEARING
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MINISKIRTS, NOT NOW, NOT THIS
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SEASON! [SOBBING]
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Sean: MRS. GRUBMAN, I APOLOGIZE
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IF OUR TOUGH-LOVE APPROACH HERE
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WAS TOO TOUGH, BUT HONESTLY,
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WE'RE JUST LOOKING OUT FOR YOUR
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BEST INTERESTS.
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Grubman: THAT'S NOT WHY I'M
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CRYING. MY DAUGHTER HAS CANCER.
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30 YEARS OLD, AND SHE'S BEEN
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DIAGNOSED WITH STAGE-3 BREAST
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CANCER. IT'S IN THE LYMPH NODES.
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Christian: MRS. GRUBMAN, I'M SO
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SORRY.
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Grubman: I ASKED THE ONCOLOGIST,
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"HOW COULD THIS BE? GRANDMOTHERS
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GET CANCER, NOT DAUGHTERS."
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HE SAID HE DIDN'T KNOW WHY. SHE
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LIVES UNDER POWER LINES. SHE
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TAKES BIRTH-CONTROL PILLS. SHE'S
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ALWAYS ON HER CELL PHONE. YOU
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EVER NOTICED HOW EVERYTHING
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THAT'S SUPPOSED TO IMPROVE OUR
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LIVES IS KILLING US? AND
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ME--HEH! I'VE HAD MY GOOD YEARS.
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BUT MY DAUGHTER IS A SINGLE
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MOTHER. WHO'S GONNA RAISE LITTLE
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ISABELLA? NOT THE WORTHLESS TURD
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WHO RAN OUT ON THEM. THAT LEAVES
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ME. OH, GOD. YOU IMAGINE ME
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RAISING A 4-YEAR-OLD? I'M TOO
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GODDAMN OLD TO START OVER. I
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MEAN--I MEAN, I'M 45.
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Christian: MRS. GRUBMAN, UNDER
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THE CIRCUMSTANCES, DON'T YOU
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THINK THIS, PERHAPS, COULD BE A
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LESS-THAN-DESIRABLE TIME TO
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SCHEDULE COSMETIC SURGERY?
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Grubman: ON THE CONTRARY, DR.
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TROY. WE ARE FACING A
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MASTECTOMY, CHEMO, HAIR LOSS.
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AND I SAY, "WE,"BECAUSE SHE'S
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NOT THAT STRONG. I SPOILED HER
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ROTTEN. SO CALL ME SHALLOW, CALL
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ME PATHETIC, BUT BEAUTY IS MY
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STRENGTH AND MY ARMOR, AND I OWE
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IT TO MY GIRL TO LOOK LIKE A
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MILLION GODDAMN BUCKS. AND
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THAT'S HOW WE'RE GONNA GET
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THROUGH THIS.
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Sean: HOW'S THURSDAY AT 7:00?
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[TOY SQUEAKS]
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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James: WE NEED TO TALK.
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Christian: MY LAWYER HAS ADVISED
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ME NOT TO TALK TO YOU.
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James: HOW ABOUT IF I DO THE
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TALKING? GINA'S HAD 292 SEXUAL
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PARTNERS IN THE LAST 3 YEARS.
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SHE'S NOT FIT TO BE THIS BABY'S
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MOTHER.
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[WILBUR COOS]
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Christian: YOU WENT THROUGH HER
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DIARY. JAMES, THAT'S NOT VERY
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NICE.
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James: SHE LEFT THE DAMN THING
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OUT. I CAN'T LEAVE A DEFENSELESS
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CHILD WITH THIS LADY.
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Christian: YOU'RE TAKING HIM
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BACK TO ARIZONA?
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James: LISTEN, CHRISTIAN, I'VE
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TRIED TO IMAGINE THE
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CONVERSATION WITH MY WIFE, WHERE
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I TELL HER THAT AFTER 39 YEARS
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OF MARRIAGE, I HAD A ONE-NIGHT
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STAND AND NOW WE MUST RAISE
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ANOTHER CHILD. I DON'T SEE THAT
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CONVERSATION TAKING PLACE. YOU
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LOVE THIS BABY. YOU SHOULD RAISE
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HIM. I'D LIKE TO HELP YOU GET
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CUSTODY.
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Christian: MAY I?
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James: YES.
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Christian: OH...YES. I MISSED
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YOU SO MUCH. I DID.
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IF YOU WANT TO HELP ME GET
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CUSTODY OF THIS BABY, JAMES...
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GET ME THE DIARY.
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James: I CAN DO THAT. THERE'S
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SOMETHING ELSE YOU NEED TO KNOW.
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SHE'S CALLING CHARACTER
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WITNESSES TO DISCREDIT YOUR
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REPUTATION.
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Christian: WHAT ARE YOU GETTING
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AT?
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James: SHE'S TALKING TO SOMEONE
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FROM YOUR PAST, A BLONDE LADY,
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WITH A DISTURBING STORY ABOUT A
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KNIFE. RING A BELL?
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Christian: KIMBER. HER NAME IS
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KIMBER.
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Suzanne: ANNIE McNAMARA, WE
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CROWN YOU "PRINCESS MENSES."
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[JULIA CHUCKLES]
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YOU ARE NOW PART OF A VERY
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SPECIAL CLUB.
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Annie: THANKS, MRS. EPSTEIN.
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Suzanne: OK, ROYAL ONES, NOW
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THAT WE'VE LEARNED ABOUT THE
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CHANGES YOUR BODY WILL GO
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THROUGH, I'M GONNA TELL YOU A
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LITTLE STORY.
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Annie: DADDY.
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Sean: HEY! OH-HO-HO-HO. I
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DECIDED THIS WAS SOMETHING I HAD
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TO SEE. IS THAT ALL RIGHT?
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Julia: HMM. WE'RE THRILLED,
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AREN'T WE, GIRLS?
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Suzanne: EXCUSE ME, JULIA.
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THERE'S NEVER BEEN A MALE AT A
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PRINCESS MENSES TEA BEFORE.
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Sean: WELL, I'M HER PRINCE.
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Annie: YEAH. DADDY CAN BE MY
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PRINCE, MRS. EPSTEIN.
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Suzanne: READY FOR THE STORY,
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GIRLS?
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ONCE UPON A TIME, IN THE KINGDOM
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OF MENSES, A PRINCESS WAS
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PLAYING WITH HER HANDMAIDENS.
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SHE HAD JUST BEGUN MENSTRUATING,
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AND SHE WAS SHOWING THEM HOW TO
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USE A TAMPON AND A PAD, JUST
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LIKE WE LEARNED TODAY. A PRINCE
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JUST HAPPENED TO PASS BY, AND HE
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THOUGHT TO HIMSELF, OHH, THIS
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PRINCESS IS SO TOTALLY HOT!
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[GIGGLING]
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AND HE WENT UP TO HER AND SAID,
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"HEY, BABY, I'M A PRINCE. LET'S
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HANG."
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[BEEP]
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Christian: HEY, BABY, IT'S
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CHRISTIAN. JUST CONFIRMING LUNCH
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TODAY. I'M REALLY LOOKING
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FORWARD TO SEEING YOU AGAIN.
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Suzanne: BUT THE PRINCE WAS
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REALLY A WOLF.
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Girls: OOH...
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Suzanne: THE PRINCESS DIDN'T
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CARE. SHE PUT ON A CUTE LITTLE
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OUTFIT, AND OFF SHE WENT TO MEET
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THE PRINCE, AND THE PRINCE TOLD
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HER SHE LOOKED TOTALLY DOPE AND
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LED HER TO HIS CRIB.
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[GIGGLING]
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Sean: WHERE IS SHE TAKING THIS?
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Suzanne: "TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES,
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PRINCESS," SAID THE PRINCE.
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PRESSED UP AGAINST HIM, THE
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PRINCESS FELT A HARD BULGE--
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Julia: AND...THE PRINCESS
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REPLIED, "YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE
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A WOLF, NOT A PRINCE..."
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Sean: "AND I DON'T PLAY WITH
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LIARS, SO THERE, WOLFIE."
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Julia: AND THEN THEY ALL PLAYED
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MONOPOLY AND LIVED HAPPILY EVER
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AFTER. JUICE AND GLUTEN-FREE
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COOKIES ON THE TABLE.
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Sean: SUZANNE, THAT WAS TOTALLY
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OVER THE TOP.
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Suzanne: WE WERE DOING JUST FINE
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UNTIL YOU WALKED IN. YOUR
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PRESENCE MADE THE GIRLS VERY
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UNCOMFORTABLE, SEAN, AND I KNEW
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THAT IT WOULD.
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Sean: SUZANNE, I THINK I SPEAK
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FOR JULIA AND MYSELF WHEN I TELL
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YOU I DON'T WANT MY 8-YEAR-OLD
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KNOWING GRAPHIC SEXUAL
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INTIMACIES.
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Suzanne: I GET IT. YOU WANT YOUR
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BABY TO STAY AS INNOCENT FOR AS
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LONG AS SHE CAN.
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Julia: YES, WE DO.
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Suzanne: WELL, NEWS FLASH,
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JULIA. THOSE LITTLE ANGELS ARE
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DRIPPING WITH HORMONES, AND IF
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YOU DON'T THINK THE OLDER BOYS
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CAN SMELL IT, THEN YOU AND YOUR
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DAUGHTER ARE IN FOR A VERY RUDE
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AWAKENING.
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Annie: WHY ARE YOU FIGHTING?
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Christian: GOOD TO SEE YOU.
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Kimber: ALL RIGHT, CUT THE CRAP,
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CHRISTIAN. I KNOW WHY YOU WANTED
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TO SEE ME. YOU INVITED ME TO
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LUNCH SO YOU COULD SWEET-TALK ME
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INTO KEEPING MY MOUTH SHUT AT
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YOUR CUSTODY DEPOSITION. THAT'LL
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NEVER HAPPEN. I'M STARVING.
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LET'S ORDER.
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Christian: WHEN WAS THE LAST
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TIME YOU HAD A MEAL, SWEETHEART?
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HAVE YOU BEEN TAKING CARE OF
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YOURSELF? YOU LOOK A LITTLE--
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Kimber: MY LIFE COULDN'T BE
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BETTER, CHRISTIAN.
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Christian: WHAT ARE YOU LIVING
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ON SINCE YOU AND MERRIL SPLIT
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THE SHEETS?
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Kimber: THAT RELATIONSHIP WAS
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TOTALLY HOLDING ME BACK. I'VE
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BEEN TRANSITIONING INTO ACTING.
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IT'S SO REWARDING TO DO MORE
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THAN STAND THERE AND POSE. NOW I
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GET TO STAND THERE AND SPEAK.
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Christian: GOOD FOR YOU.
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Kimber: OH, YOU'RE PATRONIZING
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ME? YOU NEVER DID GIVE ME ONE
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OUNCE OF CREDIT.
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Christian: LOOK, I WANT TO KNOW
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WHAT IT'S GONNA TAKE TO GET YOU
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ON MY SIDE.
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Kimber: A GODDAMN MIRACLE, FOR
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STARTERS.
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Christian: I CAN'T LOSE WILBUR,
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KIMBER. I LOVE HIM TOO MUCH.
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Kimber: YOU COULDN'T LOVE
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ANYBODY. YOUR HEART'S MADE OF
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GRANITE.
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Christian: YOU HAVE EVERY RIGHT
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TO BELIEVE THAT, BUT I'M A
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DIFFERENT MAN NOW, SINCE I HAD A
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KID. I LOOK AT HIM, KIMBER, AND
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I JUST...I'M LOST. HIS LOVE IS
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SO PURE AND UNCONDITIONAL. IT'S
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LIKE HE'S OPENED UP MY HEART.
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Kimber: WHY COULDN'T YOU LOVE ME
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LIKE THAT, CHRISTIAN? I WAS SO
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GOOD TO YOU. I COULD STILL BE
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GOOD FOR YOU. REMEMBER OUR SEX
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TOGETHER? BABY, YOU SAID I WAS
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THE BEST SEX YOU EVER HAD. WE
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COULD LIVE TOGETHER AGAIN. WE
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COULD TRY IT AGAIN, AND WHEN
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YOU'RE WORKING, I COULD BE,
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LIKE, YOUR MAID OR SOMETHING.
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CAN'T YOU TRY AND LOVE ME AGAIN?
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Christian: NO. I HAVE TO BE ABLE
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TO LIVE WITH MYSELF NOW. I'M
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WILBUR'S FATHER.
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Kimber: EXCUSE ME.
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SHIT!
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Woman: * LOOKIN' FOR PILLS
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AND DRAPERIES,
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COSMOPOLITAN,
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THE LADY'S LOOKIN'
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FOR PILLS AND DRAPERIES,
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PILLS AND DRAPERIES,
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PILLS AND DRAPERIES,
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FAVORS
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DON'T SHOOT YOU AWAY LAST,
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FAMOUS,
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FROM THIS MOMENT,
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YOU'RE FADED *
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Woman: *MAKES QUITE A MORNING
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COCKTAIL OF INSECURITY,
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THE LONELINESS IS EXPECTED,
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IF NOT PREDICTED *
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Sade: * SMOOTH OPERATOR,
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SMOOTH
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OPERATOR,
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SMOOTH OPERATOR... *
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Christian: WHAT TOOK YOU SO
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LONG? YOUR STRAW GET CLOGGED?
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Kimber: THE WHOLE WORLD ISN'T ON
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YOUR TIME CLOCK, CHRISTIAN.
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THERE WAS A LINE IN THE LADIES'
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ROOM.
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Christian: SEVERAL, I'M SURE.
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Kimber: YOU GAVE ME A MIGRAINE.
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WAITER, YEAH, COULD YOU GET ME
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A GLASS OF CHARDONNAY?
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Christian: GREAT. CHARDONNAY
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OUGHTA PUT YOU RIGHT BACK ON
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TRACK.
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Kimber: FYI: I MET SOME MOVIE
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PRODUCERS WHO THINK I'M THE
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BOMB, AND THEY CAN'T WAIT TO GET
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INTO THE KIMBER HENRY BUSINESS.
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Christian: JESUS, KIMBER.
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Kimber: SO YOU CAN TAKE YOUR
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HOLIER-THAN-THOU BULLSHIT AND
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SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS, CHRISTIAN.
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I'VE DECIDED TO TESTIFY AGAINST
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YOU. YOU'RE GONNA GO DOWN ONCE
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AND FOR ALL. OH, MY GOD. OH, MY
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GOD. WHAT'S GOING ON? OH, MY
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GOD. OH, MY GOD!
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Julia: ADZUKI BEANS PURIFY THE
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BLOOD AND FLUSH OUT TOXINS. THEY
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ALSO HELP STRENGTHEN THE FEMALE
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ORGANS, AND, ACCORDING TO
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CHINESE FOLK WISDOM, THE ADZUKI
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BEAN IS CONSIDERED A SOURCE OF
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COURAGE THAT HELPS PEOPLE MEET
509
00:21:31,023 --> 00:21:32,492
CHALLENGES BRAVELY.
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00:21:32,492 --> 00:21:33,393
Matt: YEAH, BUT WHERE DO I GET
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THE COURAGE TO TAKE THE FIRST
512
00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:35,495
BITE?
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00:21:35,495 --> 00:21:36,696
Sean: YOU'RE A BIG BOY, MATT.
514
00:21:36,696 --> 00:21:39,065
JUST DO IT.
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00:21:39,065 --> 00:21:41,334
Annie: YOU FIRST, DAD.
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00:21:55,382 --> 00:21:56,916
Sean: IT'S QUITE TASTY, JULES.
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[MATT SNICKERS]
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00:21:57,784 --> 00:21:59,652
Julia: OK, LOOK, ALL I'M ASKING
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00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:01,588
FOR IS A WEEK, ONE WEEK'S
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00:22:01,588 --> 00:22:02,955
COMMITMENT TO A NEW WAY OF
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00:22:02,955 --> 00:22:04,056
EATING THAT WILL BENEFIT ALL OF
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00:22:04,056 --> 00:22:06,158
US IN THE LONG RUN. ANNIE,
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00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:07,794
HONEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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00:22:07,794 --> 00:22:08,961
Annie: I THINK THIS SOUP TASTES
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00:22:08,961 --> 00:22:13,065
GROSS.
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00:22:13,065 --> 00:22:14,166
Julia: MAYBE I ADDED A LITTLE
527
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:15,702
TOO MUCH BREWER'S YEAST.
528
00:22:15,702 --> 00:22:17,970
Matt: BREWER'S YEAST? THAT'S
529
00:22:17,970 --> 00:22:19,806
WHAT PEOPLE GIVE THEIR DOGS.
530
00:22:19,806 --> 00:22:20,940
LOOK, I'M MAKIN' A GRILLED
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00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:22,074
CHEESE. ANYONE ELSE?
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00:22:22,074 --> 00:22:23,075
Sean: YOUR MOTHER'S GONE THROUGH
533
00:22:23,075 --> 00:22:24,444
A LOT OF TROUBLE TO PREPARE A
534
00:22:24,444 --> 00:22:25,878
DELICIOUS, HEALTHY FEAST. YOU'RE
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00:22:25,878 --> 00:22:26,779
NOT MAKING A GRILLED CHEESE
536
00:22:26,779 --> 00:22:27,647
SANDWICH.
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00:22:27,647 --> 00:22:28,581
Julia: YOU'RE NOT MAKING A
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00:22:28,581 --> 00:22:29,516
GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH BECAUSE
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00:22:29,516 --> 00:22:30,917
THERE'S NO CHEESE. DAIRY
540
00:22:30,917 --> 00:22:32,419
PRODUCTS ARE LOADED WITH
541
00:22:32,419 --> 00:22:34,421
HORMONES THESE DAYS, JUST LIKE
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00:22:34,421 --> 00:22:35,688
OUR MEAT AND OUR CHICKEN.
543
00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:37,557
WELCOME TO THE 21st CENTURY.
544
00:22:37,557 --> 00:22:39,692
Matt: "KAJIKI SEAWEED"?
545
00:22:39,692 --> 00:22:42,094
"UMEBOSHI PASTE"? "FLAXSEED
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00:22:42,161 --> 00:22:44,096
OIL." LOOK, I'M SORRY, GUYS, BUT
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00:22:44,096 --> 00:22:45,465
I SHOULD NOT HAVE TO EAT DOG
548
00:22:45,465 --> 00:22:46,533
FOOD JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE WORRIED
549
00:22:46,533 --> 00:22:47,600
ABOUT LITTLE PRINCESS PUBES OVER
550
00:22:47,667 --> 00:22:48,468
THERE.
551
00:22:48,468 --> 00:22:49,135
Sean: MATT, SIT DOWN AND EAT
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00:22:49,135 --> 00:22:49,702
YOUR DINNER!
553
00:23:04,651 --> 00:23:05,752
Matt: BY THE WAY, ANNIE, UNDER
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00:23:05,752 --> 00:23:06,853
THE HEADING OF "THINGS MOM MIGHT
555
00:23:06,853 --> 00:23:08,821
NOT REMEMBER TO MENTION," DON'T
556
00:23:08,821 --> 00:23:10,022
WEAR WHITE PANTS.
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00:23:10,022 --> 00:23:10,857
Julia: MATT.
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00:23:10,857 --> 00:23:11,858
Annie: WHY NOT?
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00:23:11,858 --> 00:23:13,960
Matt: WELL, THERE WAS THIS GIRL
560
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:14,961
IN THE SIXTH GRADE--BECKY
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00:23:14,961 --> 00:23:16,195
SLEDDICK. NOW, BECKY WAS WEARING
562
00:23:16,195 --> 00:23:17,664
WHITE PANTS ON THE DAY SHE GOT
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00:23:17,664 --> 00:23:21,000
HER FIRST VISIT FROM AUNT FLO.
564
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,101
SHE HAD THIS BIG OL' BLOODSTAIN
565
00:23:22,101 --> 00:23:25,071
ON HER BUTT: "BECKY BULL'S-EYE."
566
00:23:25,071 --> 00:23:26,138
WE CALL HER THAT TO THIS VERY
567
00:23:26,138 --> 00:23:27,206
DAY.
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00:23:27,206 --> 00:23:28,808
Annie: I DON'T WANT TO GET A
569
00:23:28,808 --> 00:23:29,842
STAIN.
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00:23:29,842 --> 00:23:30,877
Julia: YOU'RE EXCUSED.
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00:23:30,877 --> 00:23:31,811
Sean: NO. STAY. I WANT TO TALK
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00:23:31,811 --> 00:23:34,080
TO YOU. ANNIE, GO START YOUR
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00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:35,147
HOMEWORK. WE'LL CHECK IN IN A
574
00:23:35,147 --> 00:23:40,086
MINUTE.
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00:23:40,086 --> 00:23:42,889
Julia: WHAT IS GOING ON WITH
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00:23:42,889 --> 00:23:44,123
YOU?
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00:23:44,123 --> 00:23:45,658
Matt: I'M SORRY.
578
00:23:45,658 --> 00:23:46,626
Sean: THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH.
579
00:23:46,626 --> 00:23:47,560
YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A LITTLE
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00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:48,260
ASSHOLE.
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00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:49,261
Matt: LOOK, I JUST DON'T WANNA
582
00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:51,498
EAT WEIRD SHIT FOR DINNER, OK?
583
00:23:51,498 --> 00:23:52,865
YOU BOTH ARE SO HYPOCRITICAL,
584
00:23:52,865 --> 00:23:53,833
ACTING LIKE IT'S ANNIE'S
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00:23:53,833 --> 00:23:54,867
HORMONES YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT,
586
00:23:54,867 --> 00:23:55,835
WHEN THE TRUTH IS YOU'RE JUST
587
00:23:55,835 --> 00:23:57,704
BEING NARCISSISTS. YOU'RE BOTH
588
00:23:57,704 --> 00:23:58,805
JUST FREAKED OUT ABOUT GETTING
589
00:23:58,805 --> 00:24:03,910
OLDER YOURSELVES. GOOD NIGHT.
590
00:24:03,910 --> 00:24:06,913
Julia, chuckling: WELL, THAT WAS
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00:24:06,913 --> 00:24:08,648
A SUCCESS. TOMORROW NIGHT, WE'LL
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00:24:08,648 --> 00:24:10,249
HAVE SEAWEED AND SEE WHAT FUN
593
00:24:10,249 --> 00:24:14,521
THAT UNLEASHES. MAYBE HE NEEDS
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00:24:14,521 --> 00:24:15,888
TO SEE A THERAPIST.
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00:24:15,888 --> 00:24:16,756
Sean: HE NEEDS TO BE TOLD TO
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00:24:16,756 --> 00:24:17,657
SHAPE UP.
597
00:24:17,657 --> 00:24:19,091
Annie: SEAN, THIS HAS BEEN GOING
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00:24:19,091 --> 00:24:21,861
ON SINCE THAT WHOLE HENRY THING.
599
00:24:21,861 --> 00:24:23,530
I THINK HE NEEDS TO TALK TO
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00:24:23,530 --> 00:24:27,734
SOMEONE, MAYBE AVA. MAYBE SHE
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00:24:27,734 --> 00:24:29,869
COULD HELP HIM TO OPEN UP A
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00:24:29,869 --> 00:24:30,670
LITTLE.
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00:24:30,670 --> 00:24:31,638
Sean: IF SHE CAN TEACH HIM THE
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00:24:31,638 --> 00:24:32,705
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ACCEPTABLE
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00:24:32,705 --> 00:24:33,973
AND UNACCEPTABLE WAYS OF
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00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:35,708
BEHAVING TOWARD ONE'S FAMILY,
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00:24:35,708 --> 00:24:37,877
THEN I'M ALL FOR IT.
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00:24:42,849 --> 00:24:44,050
BY THE WAY, I'M WONDERING
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00:24:44,050 --> 00:24:45,184
IF MATT WASN'T THE TINIEST
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00:24:45,184 --> 00:24:47,854
BIT RIGHT. IS THE NEW REGIME
611
00:24:47,854 --> 00:24:50,757
FOR LITTLE GIRLS OR BIG GIRLS?
612
00:25:11,611 --> 00:25:13,179
Christian: IT'S A GOOD THING YOU
613
00:25:13,179 --> 00:25:18,751
HAD THESE IN YOUR PURSE. AHEM.
614
00:25:18,751 --> 00:25:21,921
TILT YOUR HEAD BACK.
615
00:25:21,921 --> 00:25:23,756
CONGRATULATIONS, KIMBER. YOUR
616
00:25:23,756 --> 00:25:25,592
LITTLE COKE JAG HAS HOLLOWED OUT
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00:25:25,592 --> 00:25:27,827
YOUR SEPTUM AND EATEN A GOOD
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00:25:27,827 --> 00:25:30,229
DEAL OF YOUR NASAL CARTILAGE.
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00:25:30,229 --> 00:25:32,331
Kimber: SPEAK ENGLISH.
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00:25:32,331 --> 00:25:33,833
Christian: YOU GOT A HOLE IN
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00:25:33,833 --> 00:25:35,868
YOUR NOSE THE SIZE OF A QUARTER,
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00:25:35,868 --> 00:25:37,003
SWEETHEART. IT IS NOT A PRETTY
623
00:25:37,003 --> 00:25:40,006
SIGHT, NOR ARE YOU. YOU LOOK
624
00:25:40,006 --> 00:25:41,273
LIKE WEEK-OLD DOG SHIT.
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00:25:41,273 --> 00:25:42,174
Kimber: YOU KNOW WHAT,
626
00:25:42,174 --> 00:25:43,142
CHRISTIAN? PEOPLE WERE TALKIN'
627
00:25:43,142 --> 00:25:45,311
SHIT TO ME BEFORE THE DRUGS. I
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00:25:45,311 --> 00:25:50,016
AM TOO OLD. MODELS ARE DINOSAURS
629
00:25:50,016 --> 00:25:52,919
AT 25. WELL, I'M AN ACTRESS. THE
630
00:25:52,919 --> 00:25:54,687
OLDER I GET, THE MORE
631
00:25:54,687 --> 00:25:56,623
INTERESTING I GET. SHARON STONE
632
00:25:56,623 --> 00:25:59,025
WAS 32 BEFORE SHE HIT IT BIG.
633
00:25:59,025 --> 00:25:59,959
Christian: SHARON STONE ALSO HAD
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00:25:59,959 --> 00:26:01,828
A NOSE. THE SOUND OF WIND
635
00:26:01,828 --> 00:26:03,029
WHISTLING THROUGH HER BOMBED-OUT
636
00:26:03,029 --> 00:26:04,731
NASAL PASSAGES DIDN'T DISTRACT
637
00:26:04,731 --> 00:26:05,965
THE FANS.
638
00:26:08,735 --> 00:26:10,302
YOU'RE A DRUG ADDICT, KIMBER.
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00:26:10,302 --> 00:26:12,238
KEEP ON GOING LIKE THIS, AND
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00:26:12,238 --> 00:26:13,906
THERE'LL BE NO CAREER AND NO
641
00:26:13,906 --> 00:26:15,041
PRINCE CHARMING TO CLIMB THE
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00:26:15,041 --> 00:26:16,776
TRELLIS AND SAVE YOU.
643
00:26:16,776 --> 00:26:17,977
Kimber: WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO
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00:26:17,977 --> 00:26:21,313
DO? I HAVE NO MONEY.
645
00:26:21,313 --> 00:26:27,787
I HAVE NO INSURANCE.
646
00:26:27,787 --> 00:26:30,356
I'M SCREWED.
647
00:26:30,356 --> 00:26:31,658
Christian: THEN TODAY'S YOUR
648
00:26:31,658 --> 00:26:33,392
LUCKY DAY, SWEETHEART. PRINCE
649
00:26:33,392 --> 00:26:34,794
CHARMING IS RIGHT HERE AND
650
00:26:34,794 --> 00:26:35,995
OFFERING THE DEAL OF A LIFETIME.
651
00:26:44,837 --> 00:26:47,874
I'LL REBUILD YOUR SEPTUM GRATIS,
652
00:26:47,874 --> 00:26:49,809
AND YOU TELL GINA YOU WON'T
653
00:26:49,809 --> 00:26:52,011
TAKE THE STAND.
654
00:26:52,011 --> 00:26:56,215
WE'LL BOTH GET OUR DREAMS.
655
00:26:56,215 --> 00:26:58,184
Rolling Stones: * WHAT A DRAG IT
656
00:26:58,184 --> 00:27:00,820
IS GETTING OLD *
657
00:27:00,820 --> 00:27:02,188
[MOTHER'S LITTLE HELPER
658
00:27:02,188 --> 00:27:04,691
CONTINUES]
659
00:27:04,691 --> 00:27:06,458
Liz: HAIR DYE. I READ THE DARKER
660
00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:08,294
COLORS CAUSE NON-HODGKIN'S
661
00:27:08,294 --> 00:27:09,796
LYMPHOMA.
662
00:27:09,796 --> 00:27:10,863
Sean: DIET SODAS. JULES SAYS
663
00:27:10,863 --> 00:27:12,231
THEY CONCENTRATE FORMALDEHYDE IN
664
00:27:12,231 --> 00:27:14,100
THE FAT CELLS AND PREVENT WEIGHT
665
00:27:14,100 --> 00:27:15,134
LOSS.
666
00:27:15,134 --> 00:27:16,068
Liz: SHE'S ROCKY. HER BLOOD
667
00:27:16,068 --> 00:27:17,369
PRESSURE'S ALL OVER THE PLACE.
668
00:27:17,369 --> 00:27:18,771
WHAT ABOUT SURFING? THE
669
00:27:18,771 --> 00:27:20,773
OCEAN IS FULL OF TOXIC WASTE,
670
00:27:20,773 --> 00:27:22,208
WHICH CAUSES CANCER.
671
00:27:22,208 --> 00:27:23,475
Christian: THE GAME IS "THINGS
672
00:27:23,475 --> 00:27:25,177
PEOPLE DO TO STAY YOUNG, BUT
673
00:27:25,177 --> 00:27:26,212
MAKE THEM OLD."
674
00:27:26,212 --> 00:27:30,049
Liz: PEOPLE SURF TO STAY YOUNG.
675
00:27:30,049 --> 00:27:31,851
YOU KNOW, AFTER THIS OPERATION,
676
00:27:31,851 --> 00:27:33,452
GRUBMAN IS NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO
677
00:27:33,452 --> 00:27:34,987
WALK FOR A MONTH, WHICH MEANS
678
00:27:34,987 --> 00:27:36,122
SHE'S NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO HELP
679
00:27:36,122 --> 00:27:37,724
HER DAUGHTER WHEN SHE NEEDS HER
680
00:27:37,724 --> 00:27:39,291
THE MOST. WE ARE PLAYING INTO
681
00:27:39,291 --> 00:27:41,493
PURE NARCISSISM HERE.
682
00:27:41,493 --> 00:27:42,762
Christian: WE'RE SURGEONS, LIZ,
683
00:27:42,762 --> 00:27:45,732
NOT SHRINKS.
684
00:27:45,732 --> 00:27:47,399
Sean: IS SHE STABILIZING?
685
00:27:47,399 --> 00:27:49,001
Liz: I'M GIVING HER 10 CCs OF
686
00:27:49,001 --> 00:27:50,770
EPHEDRINE.
687
00:27:50,770 --> 00:27:52,138
[HEART MONITOR BEEPS]
688
00:27:52,138 --> 00:27:54,006
Liz: HOLY SHIT! SHE'S IN V-FIB!
689
00:27:54,006 --> 00:27:56,909
I'M GETTING THE CRASH CART.
690
00:27:56,909 --> 00:27:58,410
Christian: 200 JOULES.
691
00:27:58,410 --> 00:27:59,445
Sean: CHARGE AT 200.
692
00:27:59,445 --> 00:28:01,013
Christian: CLEAR.
693
00:28:01,013 --> 00:28:02,081
Sean: CHARGE AT 300.
694
00:28:02,081 --> 00:28:04,150
Christian: CLEAR. COME ON,
695
00:28:04,150 --> 00:28:05,752
MRS. GRUBMAN. CHARGE AT 360.
696
00:28:05,752 --> 00:28:07,053
Sean: 360 CHARGED.
697
00:28:07,053 --> 00:28:08,187
GIVE ME A DOSE OF EPI.
698
00:28:08,187 --> 00:28:09,421
Christian: CLEAR!
699
00:28:09,421 --> 00:28:12,091
200 MILLIGRAMS.
700
00:28:14,927 --> 00:28:18,464
COME ON! YOU'RE NOT GONNA DIE ON
701
00:28:18,464 --> 00:28:19,966
ME, YOU CRAZY BITCH.
702
00:28:36,048 --> 00:28:37,016
Christian: WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO
703
00:28:37,016 --> 00:28:39,085
IF SHE DIES, SEAN?
704
00:28:39,085 --> 00:28:41,120
Sean: DON'T MAKE OUT THE DEATH
705
00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:42,554
CERTIFICATE JUST YET, CHRISTIAN.
706
00:28:42,554 --> 00:28:43,790
WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE HELL
707
00:28:43,790 --> 00:28:44,490
HAPPENED IN THERE.
708
00:28:44,490 --> 00:28:45,357
Claire: I KNOW WHAT THE HELL
709
00:28:45,357 --> 00:28:46,392
HAPPENED IN THERE.
710
00:28:46,392 --> 00:28:47,559
YOU 2 MUTILATING MERCENARIES
711
00:28:47,559 --> 00:28:48,895
OUGHT TO HAVE YOUR LICENSES
712
00:28:48,895 --> 00:28:50,997
REVOKED.
713
00:28:50,997 --> 00:28:52,899
Christian: YOU MUST BE CLAIRE.
714
00:28:52,899 --> 00:28:53,900
I'M CHRISTIAN TROY.
715
00:28:53,900 --> 00:28:54,901
Claire: WHAT DIDN'T YOU SAY NO?
716
00:28:54,901 --> 00:28:56,168
SHE DIDN'T NEED ANY MORE WORK
717
00:28:56,168 --> 00:29:00,506
DONE. HOW COULD YOU INDULGE HER?
718
00:29:00,506 --> 00:29:03,442
TYPICAL. I GET CANCER, AND MY
719
00:29:03,442 --> 00:29:07,079
OWN MOTHER HAS TO TOP ME. IF
720
00:29:07,079 --> 00:29:08,314
THERE IS AN OUNCE OF NEGLIGENCE
721
00:29:08,314 --> 00:29:12,584
ON YOUR PART, YOU WILL PAY.
722
00:29:12,584 --> 00:29:14,420
Sean: HOW IS SHE?
723
00:29:14,420 --> 00:29:15,487
Doctor: SHE SUFFERED A MASSIVE
724
00:29:15,487 --> 00:29:16,823
INTRACEREBRAL HEMORRHAGE
725
00:29:16,823 --> 00:29:17,556
EN ROUTE.
726
00:29:17,556 --> 00:29:18,524
Claire: JUST TELL ME IF SHE'S
727
00:29:18,524 --> 00:29:19,325
GONNA MAKE IT.
728
00:29:19,325 --> 00:29:20,392
Doctor: SHE IS, BUT SHE SUFFERED
729
00:29:20,392 --> 00:29:22,294
SOME PARALYSIS. HER SPEECH IS
730
00:29:22,294 --> 00:29:24,163
PROBABLY GONNA BE SLURRED, SO BE
731
00:29:24,163 --> 00:29:25,932
PREPARED. I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING
732
00:29:25,932 --> 00:29:26,899
IN HER HISTORY THAT WOULD HAVE
733
00:29:26,899 --> 00:29:28,134
CAUSED INCREASED BLOOD PRESSURE,
734
00:29:28,134 --> 00:29:29,135
SO WE ORDERED SOME TESTS.
735
00:29:29,135 --> 00:29:30,069
Sean: WE'RE VERY THOROUGH,
736
00:29:30,069 --> 00:29:30,903
DOCTOR.
737
00:29:30,903 --> 00:29:31,871
Doctor: I KNOW. IT'S NOT YOUR
738
00:29:31,871 --> 00:29:33,205
DOCTORS' FAULT. THIS WOULD NOT
739
00:29:33,205 --> 00:29:34,406
HAVE SHOWN UP ON THE PRE-OP
740
00:29:34,406 --> 00:29:36,542
LAB WORK, BUT WE FOUND TRACES OF
741
00:29:36,542 --> 00:29:38,978
PHENELZINE IN HER BLOOD. MAO
742
00:29:38,978 --> 00:29:40,146
INHIBITORS, THEY DON'T MIX WELL
743
00:29:40,146 --> 00:29:41,881
WITH ANESTHESIA, AS YOU KNOW.
744
00:29:41,881 --> 00:29:44,216
Sean: AN ANTIDEPRESSANT? SHE
745
00:29:44,216 --> 00:29:45,517
DIDN'T LIST THAT ON HER CHART OR
746
00:29:45,517 --> 00:29:47,219
DURING HER PRE-OP INTERVIEW. WHY
747
00:29:47,219 --> 00:29:48,354
WOULD SHE KEEP THAT A SECRET?
748
00:29:48,354 --> 00:29:49,288
Claire: BECAUSE SHE JUST STARTED
749
00:29:49,288 --> 00:29:51,891
TAKING THEM. SHE FELT A LOT OF
750
00:29:51,891 --> 00:29:54,260
SHAME ABOUT THAT. IT ALWAYS
751
00:29:54,260 --> 00:29:56,295
COMES DOWN TO VANITY WITH HER.
752
00:29:56,295 --> 00:29:57,229
Christian: I IMAGINE THAT SHE
753
00:29:57,229 --> 00:29:58,865
WAS TRYING TO BE STRONG SO SHE
754
00:29:58,865 --> 00:29:59,999
COULD BE THERE FOR YOU.
755
00:29:59,999 --> 00:30:03,369
Claire: NO, MY MOTHER, SHE
756
00:30:03,369 --> 00:30:05,004
STARTED THE ANTIDEPRESSANT AT
757
00:30:05,004 --> 00:30:07,239
LEAST A MONTH AGO, WAY BEFORE MY
758
00:30:07,239 --> 00:30:08,574
CANCER EARNED ME A SPOT ON HER
759
00:30:08,574 --> 00:30:10,877
"TO DO" LIST.
760
00:30:10,877 --> 00:30:12,144
Christian: HAVE YOU GOT ANY IDEA
761
00:30:12,144 --> 00:30:13,579
WHY SHE WAS DEPRESSED?
762
00:30:13,579 --> 00:30:14,480
Claire: I WOULD THINK THAT YOU
763
00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:15,347
COULD DIAGNOSE THAT IN YOUR
764
00:30:15,347 --> 00:30:18,317
SLEEP, DOCTORS. GOD KNOWS YOU
765
00:30:18,317 --> 00:30:21,087
MADE A FORTUNE OFF OF IT. MY
766
00:30:21,087 --> 00:30:22,488
MOTHER WAS DEEPLY DEPRESSED
767
00:30:22,488 --> 00:30:24,456
ABOUT AGING.
768
00:30:33,532 --> 00:30:35,301
Liz: THE PERFECT 10 LOOKS LIKE
769
00:30:35,301 --> 00:30:38,137
10 MILES OF BAD ROAD. WHAT
770
00:30:38,137 --> 00:30:42,274
HAPPENED TO HER?
771
00:30:42,274 --> 00:30:43,675
Christian: TIME HASN'T BEEN GOOD
772
00:30:43,675 --> 00:30:46,913
TO KIMBER. NEITHER WAS I.
773
00:31:57,516 --> 00:31:58,350
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
774
00:31:58,350 --> 00:31:59,585
Julia: COME IN!
775
00:31:59,585 --> 00:32:00,686
Matt: LOOK, I JUST WANT TO SAY I
776
00:32:00,686 --> 00:32:02,554
DON'T A--
777
00:32:02,554 --> 00:32:04,390
WHAT'S GOIN' ON?
778
00:32:04,390 --> 00:32:05,391
Sean: YOUR SISTER'S NOT
779
00:32:05,391 --> 00:32:06,292
FEELING WELL.
780
00:32:06,292 --> 00:32:07,226
Julia: THIS IS INSANE. THEY
781
00:32:07,226 --> 00:32:08,094
STILL HAVE ME ON HOLD.
782
00:32:08,094 --> 00:32:09,061
Matt: WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER?
783
00:32:09,061 --> 00:32:10,096
Sean: I'M NOT SURE WHAT WE'RE
784
00:32:10,096 --> 00:32:11,097
DEALING WITH. HER FEVER'S GOING
785
00:32:11,097 --> 00:32:12,498
UP. JULIA, HAND ME THAT BLANKET.
786
00:32:12,498 --> 00:32:14,433
SIT UP, HONEY. WE'RE GONNA WRAP
787
00:32:14,433 --> 00:32:16,568
HER UP AND TAKE HER TO THE E.R.
788
00:32:16,568 --> 00:32:17,503
SHE'S GONNA NEED HYDRATING
789
00:32:17,503 --> 00:32:18,337
ANYWAY.
790
00:32:23,775 --> 00:32:25,777
Jeremy: BETWEEN HER BLEEDING
791
00:32:25,777 --> 00:32:27,446
PARTY AND THE TRAVELOGUE OF
792
00:32:27,446 --> 00:32:28,780
SEXCAPADES IN HER DIARY, WE HAVE
793
00:32:28,780 --> 00:32:30,349
AN EXCELLENT CROSS-SECTION OF
794
00:32:30,349 --> 00:32:32,018
INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL PARTNERS.
795
00:32:32,018 --> 00:32:33,252
Christian: JEREMY, I WAS DEAD
796
00:32:33,252 --> 00:32:34,653
SERIOUS WHEN I SAID WHATEVER IT
797
00:32:34,653 --> 00:32:36,555
TAKES. MY INTENTION IS TO BRING
798
00:32:36,555 --> 00:32:39,025
THIS BITCH TO HER KNEES, WHICH,
799
00:32:39,025 --> 00:32:40,492
IRONICALLY, HAPPENS TO BE HER
800
00:32:40,492 --> 00:32:43,495
FAVORITE POSITION.
801
00:32:43,495 --> 00:32:44,630
Jeremy: IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU,
802
00:32:44,630 --> 00:32:45,664
MR. SUTHERLAND.
803
00:32:45,664 --> 00:32:49,435
James: RIGHT.
804
00:32:49,435 --> 00:32:50,369
Christian: THANKS FOR COMING BY.
805
00:32:50,369 --> 00:32:52,771
Jeremy: YOU GOT IT.
806
00:32:52,771 --> 00:32:53,739
Christian: I GOT A GOOD FEELING
807
00:32:53,739 --> 00:32:55,441
ABOUT THIS, JAMES. THIS GUY
808
00:32:55,441 --> 00:32:56,675
SADLER'S TOUGH.
809
00:32:56,675 --> 00:32:58,677
James: CHRISTIAN, IT MAKES ME
810
00:32:58,677 --> 00:33:00,212
UNEASY TO HEAR YOU TALKING LIKE
811
00:33:00,212 --> 00:33:01,780
THIS IN FRONT OF WILBUR. YOU
812
00:33:01,780 --> 00:33:02,681
DON'T WANT HIM TO GROW UP
813
00:33:02,681 --> 00:33:04,083
THINKING HIS MOTHER'S NOTHING
814
00:33:04,083 --> 00:33:05,817
BUT A WHORE, DO YOU?
815
00:33:05,817 --> 00:33:06,818
Christian: JAMES, I NEED YOU ON
816
00:33:06,818 --> 00:33:08,754
BOARD HERE. LITIGATION'S
817
00:33:08,754 --> 00:33:10,622
HARDBALL, AND I INTEND ON
818
00:33:10,622 --> 00:33:13,125
WINNING.
819
00:33:13,125 --> 00:33:15,594
James: I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.
820
00:33:15,594 --> 00:33:17,363
WHAT DO I KNOW?
821
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:25,671
HEY, GUY, COME HERE.
822
00:33:25,671 --> 00:33:29,708
AH. AH.
823
00:33:34,846 --> 00:33:37,516
BY THE WAY, I'VE BEEN MEANING TO
824
00:33:37,516 --> 00:33:40,519
ASK YOU, WHAT IS YOUR RELIGIOUS
825
00:33:40,519 --> 00:33:42,454
AFFILIATION?
826
00:33:42,454 --> 00:33:45,624
Christian: WELL, JAMES, I WAS
827
00:33:45,624 --> 00:33:46,858
RAISED CATHOLIC.
828
00:33:46,858 --> 00:33:52,331
James: STILL GO TO CHURCH?
829
00:33:52,331 --> 00:33:55,234
Christian: NO.
830
00:33:55,234 --> 00:33:58,670
James: WELL, BEFORE I LEAVE,
831
00:33:58,670 --> 00:34:02,774
I'D LIKE TO SEE MY SON BAPTIZED.
832
00:34:02,774 --> 00:34:03,775
IS THERE A CHURCH YOU'D LIKE TO
833
00:34:03,775 --> 00:34:04,710
DO IT IN?
834
00:34:14,353 --> 00:34:15,621
[THERMOMETER BEEPS]
835
00:34:15,621 --> 00:34:17,756
Doctor: HMM, 102. THIS IS NOT
836
00:34:17,756 --> 00:34:19,491
GOOD. UM, I'M GONNA BEGIN
837
00:34:19,491 --> 00:34:20,592
HYDRATION. WE'LL START HER ON
838
00:34:20,592 --> 00:34:21,560
SOME COMPAZINE TO STOP THE
839
00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:22,294
VOMITING.
840
00:34:22,294 --> 00:34:23,595
Sean: I WANT A CAT SCAN.
841
00:34:23,595 --> 00:34:25,231
Doctor: OH. I'LL GO ORDER
842
00:34:25,231 --> 00:34:26,132
A CAT SCAN.
843
00:34:28,667 --> 00:34:32,504
Sean: WHAT IS HE, 12?
844
00:34:32,504 --> 00:34:35,207
Annie: AM I GONNA DIE?
845
00:34:35,207 --> 00:34:37,143
Julia: NO, SWEETHEART. YOU'RE
846
00:34:37,143 --> 00:34:39,511
NOT GONNA DIE. THIS IS JUST A
847
00:34:39,511 --> 00:34:41,913
BAD FLU. CHEW ON THESE ICE
848
00:34:41,913 --> 00:34:43,081
CHIPS, HONEY.
849
00:34:50,156 --> 00:34:51,557
WHAT'S WRONG?
850
00:34:51,557 --> 00:34:54,526
Annie: I CAN'T FEEL IT.
851
00:34:54,526 --> 00:34:58,330
Julia: CAN YOU FEEL THIS?
852
00:34:58,330 --> 00:35:00,532
Sean: CAN YOU FEEL THIS,
853
00:35:00,532 --> 00:35:05,304
PRINCESS? HONEY, MOMMY'S GONNA
854
00:35:05,304 --> 00:35:07,673
LOOK BETWEEN YOUR LEGS, OK?
855
00:35:07,673 --> 00:35:09,275
EXTREMITY NUMBNESS IS A SYMPTOM
856
00:35:09,275 --> 00:35:10,242
OF TOXIC SHOCK.
857
00:35:12,444 --> 00:35:14,746
Julia: BEND YOUR KNEES, HONEY.
858
00:35:31,563 --> 00:35:34,800
Annie: DON'T. I NEED IT.
859
00:35:43,509 --> 00:35:45,311
Julia: WHY ARE YOU TRYING OUT
860
00:35:45,311 --> 00:35:47,646
ONE OF MOMMY'S TAMPONS?
861
00:35:47,646 --> 00:35:48,847
Annie: MATT SAID I WAS GONNA
862
00:35:48,847 --> 00:35:50,682
LEAVE A STAIN.
863
00:35:50,682 --> 00:35:52,951
I DON'T WANT TO. I DON'T WANT TO
864
00:35:52,951 --> 00:35:54,220
GET OLD AND BLEED.
865
00:36:02,728 --> 00:36:03,862
Woman on P.A.: PAGING DR. DAMON.
866
00:36:03,862 --> 00:36:06,298
DR. DAMON, PLEASE.
867
00:36:06,298 --> 00:36:07,233
Grubman: OOH.
868
00:36:11,237 --> 00:36:12,170
[GRUBMAN GRUNTS]
869
00:36:17,943 --> 00:36:23,515
Christian: HELLO, MRS. GRUBMAN.
870
00:36:23,515 --> 00:36:24,583
I CAME BY TO SEE HOW YOU'RE
871
00:36:24,583 --> 00:36:25,751
DOING.
872
00:36:25,751 --> 00:36:27,953
Grubman, slurred: LIAR. DON'T
873
00:36:27,953 --> 00:36:32,258
WORRY. I'M NOT GONNA SUE YOU.
874
00:36:32,258 --> 00:36:32,891
Christian: IS THIS, UH,
875
00:36:32,891 --> 00:36:34,326
A BAD TIME?
876
00:36:34,326 --> 00:36:35,494
Therapist: NO, NO. SHE COULD
877
00:36:35,494 --> 00:36:37,529
USE A BREAK. COME ON.
878
00:36:45,537 --> 00:36:47,439
Grubman: I'M NOT A CHILD!
879
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:22,674
Christian: SAW YOU LOOKED
880
00:37:22,674 --> 00:37:23,542
GOOD ON THOSE BARS.
881
00:37:23,542 --> 00:37:25,511
Grubman: WHO ARE YOU KIDDING?
882
00:37:25,511 --> 00:37:33,719
I CAN'T WALK. CAN'T FEED MYSELF.
883
00:37:33,719 --> 00:37:35,554
I NEED YOU TO DO SOMETHING
884
00:37:35,554 --> 00:37:45,564
FOR ME, DR. TROY. FIX MY FACE.
885
00:37:45,564 --> 00:37:48,434
Christian: THIS TIME, I CAN'T.
886
00:37:48,434 --> 00:37:49,735
YOU'VE HAD NEUROLOGICAL DAMAGE,
887
00:37:49,735 --> 00:37:51,570
AND I CAN'T LIFT THAT, AND I
888
00:37:51,570 --> 00:37:58,710
CAN'T REPAIR IT. I'M SORRY.
889
00:37:58,710 --> 00:37:59,611
Grubman: WELL, THAT'S IT,
890
00:37:59,611 --> 00:38:06,718
THEN. I'VE LOST THE RACE.
891
00:38:06,718 --> 00:38:07,519
Christian: WHO WERE YOU
892
00:38:07,519 --> 00:38:08,720
RUNNING AGAINST?
893
00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:14,926
Grubman: TIME. HAND ME MY
894
00:38:14,926 --> 00:38:17,929
PURSE, WOULD YA? JUST BECAUSE I
895
00:38:17,929 --> 00:38:19,465
FEEL DEAD DOESN'T MEAN I
896
00:38:19,465 --> 00:38:21,367
HAVE TO LOOK EMBALMED.
897
00:38:29,475 --> 00:38:31,076
[COMPACT RATTLES]
898
00:38:37,749 --> 00:38:39,084
Christian: HERE. LET ME HELP
899
00:38:39,084 --> 00:38:40,018
YOU.
900
00:38:57,536 --> 00:39:00,539
Grubman: YOU HAVE A BABY, RIGHT?
901
00:39:00,539 --> 00:39:02,941
Christian: A BOY. HIS NAME IS
902
00:39:02,941 --> 00:39:05,110
WILBUR.
903
00:39:05,110 --> 00:39:05,977
Grubman: YOU LOOK LIKE A
904
00:39:05,977 --> 00:39:10,549
KID WHEN YOU SAY HIS NAME. NOW
905
00:39:10,549 --> 00:39:15,654
THE CHEEKS. WE'RE NOT THAT
906
00:39:15,654 --> 00:39:17,456
DIFFERENT, YOU AND I.
907
00:39:23,795 --> 00:39:27,032
DON'T MISS OUT ON HIS CHILDHOOD
908
00:39:27,032 --> 00:39:28,467
BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO BUSY
909
00:39:28,467 --> 00:39:30,402
LOOKIN' IN THE MIRROR.
910
00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:38,944
Christian: THERE. THAT'S MY
911
00:39:38,944 --> 00:39:43,915
BEAUTIFUL GIRL.
912
00:39:43,915 --> 00:39:45,551
Grubman: I NEED ONE MORE
913
00:39:45,551 --> 00:39:47,819
SURGERY.
914
00:39:47,819 --> 00:39:48,820
Christian: MRS. GRUBMAN, I TOLD
915
00:39:48,820 --> 00:39:49,455
YOU--
916
00:39:49,455 --> 00:39:52,524
Grubman: NO, NOT FOR ME.
917
00:39:52,524 --> 00:39:56,895
CLAIRE'S BREAST RECONSTRUCTION.
918
00:39:56,895 --> 00:39:58,730
Christian: OF COURSE.
919
00:40:13,712 --> 00:40:18,049
Julia: THERE WE ARE. THERE
920
00:40:18,049 --> 00:40:24,055
WE ARE.
921
00:40:24,055 --> 00:40:27,225
Annie: ARE YOU MAD AT ME?
922
00:40:27,225 --> 00:40:30,962
Julia: NO, SWEETHEART.
923
00:40:30,962 --> 00:40:32,598
I'M JUST SAD YOU WERE
924
00:40:32,598 --> 00:40:36,201
SO SCARED OF GETTING OLDER.
925
00:40:36,201 --> 00:40:38,036
Annie: ARE YOU SAD ABOUT GETTING
926
00:40:38,036 --> 00:40:41,907
OLDER?
927
00:40:41,907 --> 00:40:45,877
Julia: SOMETIMES. BUT, YOU KNOW,
928
00:40:45,877 --> 00:40:47,112
THERE ARE SOME WONDERFUL THINGS
929
00:40:47,112 --> 00:40:49,681
ABOUT GETTING OLDER, TOO.
930
00:40:49,681 --> 00:40:54,720
Annie: REALLY? LIKE WHAT?
931
00:40:54,720 --> 00:40:57,188
Julia: WELL, IF YOU'RE LUCKY,
932
00:40:57,188 --> 00:40:59,891
YOU GET A LITTLE BIT OF WISDOM
933
00:40:59,891 --> 00:41:01,660
SO YOU CAN HAVE NICE TALKS
934
00:41:01,660 --> 00:41:02,761
WITH YOUR DAUGHTER LIKE WE'RE
935
00:41:02,761 --> 00:41:04,963
HAVING NOW.
936
00:41:04,963 --> 00:41:06,164
Annie: IS WISDOM WHY YOU CHANGED
937
00:41:06,164 --> 00:41:09,134
OUR FOOD? IT WAS HORRIBLE, MOM.
938
00:41:09,134 --> 00:41:10,802
MATT WASN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO
939
00:41:10,802 --> 00:41:14,139
FELT THAT WAY.
940
00:41:14,139 --> 00:41:15,106
Julia: WELL, THAT'S THE OTHER
941
00:41:15,106 --> 00:41:17,676
THING ABOUT GETTING OLDER.
942
00:41:17,676 --> 00:41:19,177
IT GETS A LITTLE EASIER TO ADMIT
943
00:41:19,177 --> 00:41:24,916
YOUR MISTAKES. LET'S GET YOU
944
00:41:24,916 --> 00:41:29,020
READY FOR YOUR BEDTIME STORY.
945
00:41:29,020 --> 00:41:31,657
Sean: OK, ONCE UPON A TIME,
946
00:41:31,657 --> 00:41:34,626
THERE WAS A PRINCESS, AND SHE
947
00:41:34,626 --> 00:41:37,328
LIKED THIS PRINCE, AND THEY
948
00:41:37,328 --> 00:41:40,766
DECIDED TO GET MARRIED.
949
00:41:40,766 --> 00:41:41,299
Annie: DID SHE WEAR
950
00:41:41,299 --> 00:41:42,233
A WEDDING DRESS?
951
00:41:42,233 --> 00:41:44,603
Julia: OH, YEAH. IT WAS
952
00:41:44,603 --> 00:41:47,305
BEAUTIFUL, AND, UM, THEY HAD
953
00:41:47,305 --> 00:41:50,809
A LOVELY CEREMONY, AND
954
00:41:50,809 --> 00:41:52,210
AFTERWARD, THEY WENT ON A
955
00:41:52,210 --> 00:41:53,845
HONEYMOON.
956
00:41:53,845 --> 00:41:56,882
Annie: THEN WHAT HAPPENED?
957
00:41:56,882 --> 00:41:59,150
Sean: THEN THEY DECIDED TO MAKE
958
00:41:59,150 --> 00:42:02,120
A BABY. SO HERE'S WHAT THEY DID,
959
00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:08,326
WHICH IS WHAT GROWNUPS DO...
960
00:42:08,326 --> 00:42:10,829
THE PRINCE PUT HIS PENIS IN THE
961
00:42:10,829 --> 00:42:16,067
PRINCESSES' VAGINA. AND THEY ALL
962
00:42:16,067 --> 00:42:17,636
LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
963
00:42:17,636 --> 00:42:18,103
Director: CUT!
964
00:42:18,103 --> 00:42:19,104
[BELL RINGS]
965
00:42:28,379 --> 00:42:36,154
[CHURCH BELL TOLLS]
966
00:42:36,154 --> 00:42:37,255
Priest: WILBUR, I BAPTIZE
967
00:42:37,255 --> 00:42:40,892
THEE IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER
968
00:42:40,892 --> 00:42:44,029
AND THE SON AND THE HOLY
969
00:42:44,029 --> 00:42:50,969
SPIRIT. AMEN. GOD THE FATHER
970
00:42:50,969 --> 00:42:52,370
NOW ANOINTS YOU WITH THE CHRISM
971
00:42:52,370 --> 00:42:53,972
OF SALVATION.
972
00:43:05,416 --> 00:43:07,152
YOU HAVE BECOME A NEW CREATION
973
00:43:07,152 --> 00:43:08,687
AND HAVE CLOTHED YOURSELF
974
00:43:08,687 --> 00:43:09,821
IN CHRIST.
975
00:43:17,162 --> 00:43:19,197
GO IN PEACE, WILBUR, AND MAY THE
976
00:43:19,197 --> 00:43:20,598
LORD BE WITH YOU.
977
00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:43,755
James: WHEN I WAS A KID,
978
00:43:43,755 --> 00:43:45,056
MY GRANDMOTHER USED TO LIGHT A
979
00:43:45,056 --> 00:43:47,793
CANDLE EVERY FRIDAY. SHE SAID
980
00:43:47,793 --> 00:43:50,228
EVERY FLICKERING WICK STOOD FOR
981
00:43:50,228 --> 00:43:53,699
AN UNANSWERED PRAYER.
982
00:43:53,699 --> 00:43:54,465
Christian: WHAT DID YOU PRAY
983
00:43:54,465 --> 00:43:55,834
FOR?
984
00:43:55,834 --> 00:43:57,769
James: STRENGTH. IT'S WHAT I'M
985
00:43:57,769 --> 00:43:59,137
GONNA NEED WHEN I TELL MY WIFE
986
00:43:59,137 --> 00:44:02,240
AND SONS THAT I HAVE ANOTHER
987
00:44:02,240 --> 00:44:05,944
CHILD.
988
00:44:05,944 --> 00:44:07,946
Christian: I'D LIKE TO HOLD
989
00:44:07,946 --> 00:44:09,447
MY SON NOW, JAMES.
990
00:44:09,447 --> 00:44:10,849
James: HE'S NOT YOUR SON,
991
00:44:10,849 --> 00:44:15,320
CHRISTIAN. HE'S MINE. THIS BIRTH
992
00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:18,123
WAS GOD'S GIFT TO ME. THIS
993
00:44:18,123 --> 00:44:22,027
CHILD HAS RENEWED ME.
994
00:44:22,027 --> 00:44:25,163
HE MAKES ME FEEL YOUNG AGAIN.
995
00:44:30,368 --> 00:44:31,336
Christian: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING,
996
00:44:31,336 --> 00:44:32,237
JAMES, THAT YOU'RE TAKING
997
00:44:32,237 --> 00:44:34,439
WILBUR HOME WITH YOU?
998
00:44:34,439 --> 00:44:35,774
James: YES.
999
00:44:35,774 --> 00:44:36,507
Christian: I WON'T LET THAT
1000
00:44:36,507 --> 00:44:38,777
HAPPEN.
1001
00:44:38,777 --> 00:44:39,778
James: IT'S NOT YOUR CHOICE,
1002
00:44:39,778 --> 00:44:42,113
CHRISTIAN. YOU CAN BE HIS
1003
00:44:42,113 --> 00:44:43,915
GODFATHER.
1004
00:44:43,915 --> 00:44:45,416
Christian: THAT'S NOT ENOUGH.
1005
00:44:45,416 --> 00:44:47,085
James: I'M SORRY, CHRISTIAN.
1006
00:44:47,085 --> 00:44:50,789
I AM DEEPLY SORRY.
1007
00:45:15,981 --> 00:45:16,982
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