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Previously on Mom...
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I get a call today from
this woman who's like,
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"Is this Tammy Diffendorf?"
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It was my aunt!
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My long-lost, "never
knew I had one" aunt.
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I need... a kidney.
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You want my kidney?
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Want anything from the cafeteria?
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Hi. What room is Tammy Diffendorf...
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Egg white omelet with
bacon and cheddar cheese.
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You're getting egg whites,
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and you're adding bacon and cheese?
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She's donating a kidney today,
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and I really want to see
her before she goes in.
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Losing the yolk buys
you the bacon and cheese.
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It's diet math.
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("Theme from Adventures
in Paradise" playing)
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Okay. Tammy Diffendorf,
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Room 502.
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Who?
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- It isn't too late to bail.
- (scoffs)
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- Bonnie.
- What?
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She's giving a chunk of her
body to a woman who lied to her.
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I made a commitment. I'm gonna honor it.
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That's very noble. The safe word
is "I don't want to do this."
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I know I wouldn't want to do it.
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I'm scared just standing here.
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There's, like, 18 different
kinds of killer bacteria
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- on this floor.
- Jill.
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I'm just saying burn your
shoes when you get home, people.
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Oh, my God. The most
amazing thing just happened.
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Cookie died, and I get to go home?
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I met a guy.
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I mean, technically, we didn't meet.
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We smiled at each other.
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But I feel like it's one of
those moments people talk about.
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Like when you see someone, and you say,
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"Oh, that's the man I'm gonna marry."
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Why didn't you talk to him?
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I wanted to see Tammy before her surgery
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'cause you never know.
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Christy.
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Special delivery.
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- Aw, you guys!
- You're welcome.
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- They're from Cookie.
- You can't prove that. Is there a card?
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There is? Moving on.
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Just put them over there.
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- Well, that was nice of Cookie.
- Mm.
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And now if one of you does die,
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at least you'll end on a good note.
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(All): Marjorie!
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Well, maybe this whole thing
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will bring you and your
aunt closer together.
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Oh, we're not even gonna see each other.
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They're taking us to
separate operating rooms.
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Then I'll be rid of that woman forever.
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If you don't want to seem
like a coward in front of them,
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just give me a wink, and
I'll throw a sheet over you
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- and take you out through the morgue.
- (chuckles)
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I'm ready, Wendy.
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- We love you.
- Proud of you.
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- Was that a wink?
- No.
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Okay, it'll only be a few
minutes until the OR's ready.
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We're not supposed to do this, but...
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I love you.
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Why aren't you supposed
to do it? It's so sweet.
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Infection. (chuckles)
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You're fine. You're fine.
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Hello, sailor.
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- Come here often?
- (sighs)
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- Hello.
- I want to thank you again.
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I'm so grateful to you.
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You're welcome.
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With your hair back like that,
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you look so much like your mother.
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Were you also surprised
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by how much they had to shave us?
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- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -
-- for www.addic7ed.com --
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(sighs) All right, kidney.
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You're solo now.
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Really hope you aren't
the Garfunkel of that duo.
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Hey, ready to go?
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Yeah, I just got to do
one thing before we leave.
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I thought Christy was coming.
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(sighs) She was right here.
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Oh, God.
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It's like Legoland all over again.
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No handsome guy.
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No handsome guy.
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Whoa! That's a lot of blood.
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(exhales)
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Why would I do that?
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So, your labs look great.
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Your labs look great.
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Your creatinine is a 1.1.
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Don't let the other kidneys
on the floor know that.
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They'd be jealous.
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Funny and a doctor.
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Your wife is a lucky woman.
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I'm not married.
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Maybe I'm a lucky woman.
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- (knock on door)
- Go away.
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It's me.
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Oh, Tammy.
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What a wonderful surprise.
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I was just on my way out,
and I came by to say goodbye.
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Uh, how's she doing?
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Well, she's peeing,
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which means I really nailed it.
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And just remember
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your anti-rejection
drugs have to be taken
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at the same time every day
for the rest of your life.
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Isn't that a bit overly dramatic?
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No. Same time every day
like your life depends on it.
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Because it does.
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Are you trying to tell me
you can't live without me?
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I'll check on you later. (chuckles)
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Hey. I'm glad you're here.
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I was afraid that...
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No, look, I just...
Thank you for the flowers.
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And I'm so glad the
kidney's working out for you.
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And, uh, I guess...
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- Have a nice life.
- Wait. Wait, Tammy.
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Look, I know that I...
behaved badly towards you,
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and I haven't been able
to make it up, but...
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Well, you're part of me now.
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Literally.
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I'd love to have a chance to start over?
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I don't know.
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Oh, listen to me. "I want... "
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"What I want... " (exhales)
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What do you want that I can give you?
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- Do I really look like my mom?
- Oh, so much.
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And you have her hands.
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And her laugh.
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Wait, could you be more specific?
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'Cause there are several laughs. Um...
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A chortle, a chuckle and a belly.
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Well, let's hear them.
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(chuckles)
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(laughs)
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(laughs loudly)
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Middle one.
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Oh. What're you doing here?
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Waiting for Tammy. Waiting for Christy.
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Might also take a nap.
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Just need to find the perfect angle.
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And...
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there it is.
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Be a love and hit the light.
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And the door.
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Come on.
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You can't tell me anything
about sexy gurney guy?
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Not if I want to keep my job.
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Nerd.
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There will come a time
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when you will need something from me,
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and I will not give it to you.
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Okay.
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(singsongy): Look who's here.
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- Hey.
- Hey!
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Oh! I can't believe you're
up and about already.
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Yeah. Who knew pain pills
could also be used for pain?
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You should see her
incision. It is so cute.
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I took a selfie and
put it up on Instagram
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with the caption, "Just
kidney-ing around."
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Already six likes.
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Ooh! Seven. Thank you, Jill.
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By the way, if everyone's
free Saturday night,
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my aunt wants to take
us all out to dinner.
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Wait, you two are talking?
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- Mm.
- JILL: And wait.
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Somebody besides me
is paying for dinner?
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You're not just "kidney-ing" around?
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It's great that you
guys patched things up.
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Oh, yeah, they're best friends now.
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Sorry, I'm busy on Saturday.
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It's a steakhouse.
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(inhales) I will consider it.
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She's the only link I
have to my past, Bonnie.
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And I'm having so much fun
finding out stuff about my mom.
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(gasps) Like she was in a band.
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Maybe that's why I love bands.
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If you ask me, Cookie's working you.
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For what?
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She's already got her kidney.
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Think she's gunning for her spleen?
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I don't know. I just don't trust her.
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My mom died when I was 16.
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I swear we got back from the funeral,
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and my dad never said
another word about her.
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Still won't.
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I'd do anything to have somebody
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who could tell me stories about her.
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I wish there was a way for me to forget
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all the stories I've heard about her.
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You and me both.
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Cookie, thank you so much
for bringing us all out.
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I'm getting lobster.
I don't even like it.
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I just want to make this meal count.
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(chuckles) Jill's right.
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This is a celebration.
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Everyone should order
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something really expensive
they don't even like.
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Modern medicine.
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- What a miracle.
- COOKIE: Yeah.
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They took a part out of you,
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and they put it into you,
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and four days later,
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you're both out to dinner. (chuckles)
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(chuckles) And did you know
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you can also send a
package overnight now?
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Marjorie raises a good point.
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Should Tammy's kidney be
out so soon after surgery?
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Oh, I couldn't stay
another moment in that bed.
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Unless
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the doctor had taken me up
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on my... rather bold offer.
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Wine?
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Ah, here.
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Should Tammy's kidney be drinking?
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As long as it's not inside Tammy,
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- I think it's fine.
- Wendy?
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A few sips are okay.
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Well, good. Because it
absolutely loves Merlot.
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That's my kidney, all right.
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Oh.
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I wonder if my handsome
husband-to-be loves Merlot.
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You're engaged?
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Close.
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Just need to find out his name.
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Um, so, I-I want to propose a toast.
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For a long time,
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I haven't been able to
think about the future.
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And now, thanks to you,
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- I can.
- (chuckles softly)
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Here's to Tammy.
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ALL: To Tammy.
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- Way more than a few sips.
- Drop it.
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I detect an odor.
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Well...
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I'm going to the little girls' room.
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And do you know why?
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Because I can pee!
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Isn't she great?
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I can't believe I almost
cut her out of my life.
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These last few days
have been so awesome.
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How is it not bothering you
that she's treating your kidney
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like a freshman at Arizona State?
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It's not my kidney anymore.
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To me, it will always be your kidney.
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That doesn't make sense.
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Oh, we have to make sense
now? Is that the new thing?
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My daughter's marrying
a man she's never met.
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So we have your blessing?
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(groans)
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I also have to pee,
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if anyone would care
to throw me a parade!
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(gasps) Tammy's kidney is smoking!
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Christy, can you pass the bread?
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00:11:13,714 --> 00:11:15,549
I warned you that
there would come a time
262
00:11:15,574 --> 00:11:17,240
when you would ask me for something
263
00:11:17,265 --> 00:11:19,065
and I wouldn't give it to ya.
264
00:11:19,090 --> 00:11:20,422
Okay.
265
00:11:23,162 --> 00:11:24,895
How does that revenge taste?
266
00:11:25,746 --> 00:11:26,924
You're not gonna believe this.
267
00:11:26,949 --> 00:11:29,011
Cookie's outside smoking a cigarette.
268
00:11:29,036 --> 00:11:30,870
- Wait, what?
- Yeah. Puffin' away,
269
00:11:30,895 --> 00:11:33,268
like first grade Bonnie
waitin' for the school bus.
270
00:11:35,396 --> 00:11:38,621
- Oh, dear. That's not good.
- It's not. Because, uh...
271
00:11:38,654 --> 00:11:39,680
Uh, Wendy?
272
00:11:39,705 --> 00:11:41,371
Her immune system has been weakened,
273
00:11:41,396 --> 00:11:43,196
so smoking puts a lot of stress on it.
274
00:11:43,221 --> 00:11:44,154
Bam! That's why.
275
00:11:44,179 --> 00:11:45,845
- But...
- No. You're done.
276
00:11:46,929 --> 00:11:49,384
- Are you gonna say something to her?
- Of course she is.
277
00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:51,627
Cookie's out there kicking
her old kidney in the nuts.
278
00:11:51,652 --> 00:11:53,033
Actually, I think Jill was asking me.
279
00:11:53,058 --> 00:11:54,720
And no, I'm not gonna say anything.
280
00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:56,660
Really? If she keeps this up,
281
00:11:56,685 --> 00:11:58,384
her body will, uh...
282
00:11:58,465 --> 00:11:59,564
Wendy?
283
00:11:59,589 --> 00:12:00,541
Reject it.
284
00:12:00,566 --> 00:12:02,453
Bam! Reject it. You might as well
285
00:12:02,486 --> 00:12:04,919
have had your kidney removed
and just thrown it in the trash.
286
00:12:04,944 --> 00:12:06,355
Bonnie, you've had a problem with Cookie
287
00:12:06,380 --> 00:12:07,611
ever since she showed up.
288
00:12:07,636 --> 00:12:08,913
Because you had a problem with her.
289
00:12:08,938 --> 00:12:10,915
Yeah, but now I don't.
I've chosen to forgive her.
290
00:12:10,940 --> 00:12:12,392
- I actually like her.
- (scoffs)
291
00:12:12,417 --> 00:12:14,350
I don't. I think she's manipulative
292
00:12:14,375 --> 00:12:16,634
and selfish and ungrateful.
293
00:12:17,220 --> 00:12:19,883
Well, sometimes we choose
to overlook a person's faults
294
00:12:19,908 --> 00:12:22,475
because we want to
keep them in our lives.
295
00:12:23,511 --> 00:12:25,869
ALL: Is she talking about me?
296
00:12:26,270 --> 00:12:28,236
Hard to say. It could be any of you.
297
00:12:32,720 --> 00:12:33,953
Hi.
298
00:12:33,978 --> 00:12:35,150
(fake chuckle)
299
00:12:35,175 --> 00:12:37,869
I was here last week, and I had this...
300
00:12:37,894 --> 00:12:41,395
intense eye-contact thing
with one of your patients.
301
00:12:41,596 --> 00:12:43,415
It was a life-changing moment.
302
00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:45,007
The only problem is, uh,
303
00:12:45,032 --> 00:12:46,498
I don't know his name
304
00:12:46,901 --> 00:12:49,302
or if he's still alive.
305
00:12:49,327 --> 00:12:52,195
I'm sorry, we can't release
any patient information.
306
00:12:52,799 --> 00:12:56,939
Not even for an egg white omelet
with bacon and cheddar cheese?
307
00:12:58,410 --> 00:12:59,676
All right!
308
00:12:59,701 --> 00:13:03,002
But just know you're standing
in the way of true love!
309
00:13:04,153 --> 00:13:05,653
Oh, hi. Hi.
310
00:13:05,678 --> 00:13:07,752
Uh, I was here last week,
311
00:13:07,777 --> 00:13:10,245
and I had this intense
eye-contact thing
312
00:13:10,270 --> 00:13:12,204
with one of your patients,
313
00:13:12,229 --> 00:13:13,529
and...
314
00:13:13,554 --> 00:13:16,489
Okay, I can see that I'm
losing you. Do you like omelets?
315
00:13:19,187 --> 00:13:20,943
Cookie wants cream and three sugars.
316
00:13:20,968 --> 00:13:22,568
Well, of course she does.
317
00:13:23,368 --> 00:13:25,101
Oh, Bonnie, you said you'd try.
318
00:13:25,126 --> 00:13:27,694
This is trying. I'm making
coffee for a woman I can't stand
319
00:13:27,719 --> 00:13:30,287
and putting in sugar instead of
rat poison because I love you.
320
00:13:30,312 --> 00:13:32,079
(chuckles)
321
00:13:32,391 --> 00:13:34,057
So, what are your plans
322
00:13:34,082 --> 00:13:36,843
now that you have a new lease on life?
323
00:13:36,868 --> 00:13:38,628
Oh, it's all about this girl.
324
00:13:38,653 --> 00:13:40,653
I'm gonna be here as much as I can.
325
00:13:40,678 --> 00:13:42,222
Ooh, and she's taking me to Bakersfield,
326
00:13:42,247 --> 00:13:43,680
where she and my mom grew up.
327
00:13:43,705 --> 00:13:45,305
- Lots of memories there.
- Mm-hmm.
328
00:13:45,330 --> 00:13:46,829
And wild dogs.
329
00:13:48,226 --> 00:13:49,973
We'll probably just stay in the car.
330
00:13:49,998 --> 00:13:51,230
Yeah.
331
00:13:51,255 --> 00:13:52,721
Well, that sounds like a fun weekend
332
00:13:52,746 --> 00:13:53,945
- for you guys.
- COOKIE: Yeah.
333
00:13:53,970 --> 00:13:55,669
(phone ringing)
334
00:13:55,694 --> 00:13:57,062
Ah.
335
00:13:57,087 --> 00:13:58,520
Right. What was that?
336
00:13:58,545 --> 00:14:02,113
A reminder to, uh,
tell me to take my meds.
337
00:14:02,138 --> 00:14:04,357
So, Tammy tells me that you and Christy
338
00:14:04,382 --> 00:14:05,617
have been all over the world.
339
00:14:05,642 --> 00:14:07,709
Not on purpose. It
was more like fleeing,
340
00:14:07,734 --> 00:14:10,568
hiding and pretending
to be other people.
341
00:14:10,593 --> 00:14:12,116
Aren't you gonna take 'em?
342
00:14:12,209 --> 00:14:14,409
- I suppose I should.
- (chuckles)
343
00:14:14,434 --> 00:14:16,799
Yeah, Christy and I were kind
of like Thelma and Louise,
344
00:14:16,824 --> 00:14:18,991
if Louise was six and
Thelma was always drunk
345
00:14:19,016 --> 00:14:21,016
and forgetting where she put Louise.
346
00:14:21,173 --> 00:14:22,572
Well, darn.
347
00:14:23,242 --> 00:14:24,597
I must have left them at the hotel.
348
00:14:24,666 --> 00:14:26,390
I'll drive you back and get them.
349
00:14:26,415 --> 00:14:28,487
No, no. There's no big deal.
350
00:14:28,512 --> 00:14:31,280
I skipped them altogether the
other day and nothing happened.
351
00:14:31,305 --> 00:14:33,017
Yeah, but the doctor said
you're supposed to take them
352
00:14:33,041 --> 00:14:35,073
at the same time every day...
He said your life depends on it.
353
00:14:35,098 --> 00:14:37,465
Oh, they just say that to scare you.
354
00:14:37,490 --> 00:14:40,457
No, I think they say
that so you won't die.
355
00:14:40,482 --> 00:14:42,415
Look, I'm not a child.
356
00:14:42,692 --> 00:14:44,698
I can take care of myself.
357
00:14:44,723 --> 00:14:46,620
- Can you?
- Excuse me?
358
00:14:46,645 --> 00:14:48,244
This woman went under the knife for you,
359
00:14:48,269 --> 00:14:50,651
and here you are wasting the
second chance she gave you,
360
00:14:50,676 --> 00:14:52,716
which I don't think you
deserved in the first place.
361
00:14:52,741 --> 00:14:54,173
- Don't yell at her.
- Somebody has to.
362
00:14:54,198 --> 00:14:55,364
Enough!
363
00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:57,827
I have been sick a long time.
364
00:14:57,965 --> 00:15:00,464
Countless doctors' appointments.
365
00:15:00,489 --> 00:15:03,012
Dialysis three times a week.
366
00:15:03,339 --> 00:15:05,638
You have no idea what I've been through.
367
00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:10,443
Now, I just want to...
enjoy my life for a little bit.
368
00:15:10,468 --> 00:15:14,070
And although... I realize that I
am undercutting my own argument,
369
00:15:14,095 --> 00:15:16,328
I am suddenly in terrible pain!
370
00:15:16,353 --> 00:15:18,286
Oh, my God! We'll go get your pills!
371
00:15:18,311 --> 00:15:19,644
No, never mind the pills.
372
00:15:19,669 --> 00:15:22,203
- Take me to the hospital.
- Oh. Oh, God.
373
00:15:22,490 --> 00:15:23,856
Oh, thank you, Bonnie.
374
00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:25,580
This was lovely.
375
00:15:32,967 --> 00:15:34,870
Was that... ?
376
00:15:35,236 --> 00:15:37,995
No. Even she can't be that desperate.
377
00:15:38,531 --> 00:15:39,931
(sighs)
378
00:15:39,956 --> 00:15:43,186
Well, Cookie didn't
take care of herself,
379
00:15:43,211 --> 00:15:45,511
and now she's rejecting the kidney.
380
00:15:45,536 --> 00:15:48,050
Oh, God. Is she gonna be okay?
381
00:15:48,075 --> 00:15:49,393
Oh, they think so.
382
00:15:49,418 --> 00:15:51,018
They're upping her medication.
383
00:15:51,043 --> 00:15:52,276
That's good.
384
00:15:52,301 --> 00:15:54,019
I'm just so angry at her.
385
00:15:54,044 --> 00:15:55,210
You have every right to be.
386
00:15:55,235 --> 00:15:56,501
And I'm angry at myself.
387
00:15:56,526 --> 00:15:58,726
I feel so stupid for trusting her.
388
00:15:58,751 --> 00:16:00,451
Don't be so hard on yourself.
389
00:16:00,620 --> 00:16:01,819
And I'm angry at you.
390
00:16:01,997 --> 00:16:03,429
- What?
- For being right.
391
00:16:03,461 --> 00:16:05,595
Oh. That's okay.
392
00:16:06,629 --> 00:16:08,696
Mostly, I'm angry at myself.
393
00:16:08,850 --> 00:16:11,401
(sighs): Look... we
all have crazy people
394
00:16:11,426 --> 00:16:13,393
in our lives who we can't let go of.
395
00:16:14,322 --> 00:16:16,494
- Wait, was that...
- I'm telling myself no.
396
00:16:20,448 --> 00:16:21,814
(door opens)
397
00:16:22,420 --> 00:16:23,753
Hey.
398
00:16:25,278 --> 00:16:27,211
- You mad at me?
- Yes!
399
00:16:27,331 --> 00:16:28,664
I gave you my kidney.
400
00:16:28,689 --> 00:16:30,689
I gave you a second
chance to be my aunt.
401
00:16:30,758 --> 00:16:32,758
And you keep acting like
none of that matters.
402
00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:34,776
- Of course it matters.
- Well, then show it.
403
00:16:34,801 --> 00:16:36,131
I will. I promise.
404
00:16:36,156 --> 00:16:37,756
Don't just tell me what I want to hear.
405
00:16:37,781 --> 00:16:40,481
I mean, I want you to eat right,
I want you to take your pills.
406
00:16:40,506 --> 00:16:42,006
I want you to live a long time!
407
00:16:42,031 --> 00:16:44,165
You made me care about you, damn it.
408
00:16:44,190 --> 00:16:45,923
I care about you, too.
409
00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:47,605
Do you?
410
00:16:47,630 --> 00:16:49,530
More than I can say.
411
00:16:50,819 --> 00:16:52,675
Look, I'm sorry.
412
00:16:52,783 --> 00:16:56,128
I'm just not used to...
thinking about anybody else.
413
00:16:56,153 --> 00:16:58,854
It's always been... just me.
414
00:16:59,773 --> 00:17:01,839
I guess I get that. (chuckles)
415
00:17:01,864 --> 00:17:04,136
I mean, until recently,
it's always been just me.
416
00:17:05,565 --> 00:17:07,454
Well, if it's all right with you,
417
00:17:07,494 --> 00:17:09,794
I'd like to stick around
town for a while and...
418
00:17:10,025 --> 00:17:12,112
do some of the things we planned.
419
00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:15,229
I do like your stories
about my mom. (chuckles)
420
00:17:15,254 --> 00:17:17,721
- I got a lot of 'em. Pull up a chair.
- (laughs)
421
00:17:17,746 --> 00:17:18,912
Okay.
422
00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:24,116
Okay. When your mother
was eight years old...
423
00:17:24,141 --> 00:17:26,042
- Mm-hmm.
- she decided she wanted
424
00:17:26,067 --> 00:17:28,715
- to have a squirrel circus.
- (laughs)
425
00:17:28,740 --> 00:17:30,960
And so she brought home three squirrels.
426
00:17:30,985 --> 00:17:33,940
But our dog was not on
board with this at all.
427
00:17:33,965 --> 00:17:35,331
(laughs)
428
00:17:35,356 --> 00:17:37,990
And frankly, neither were the squirrels.
429
00:17:44,654 --> 00:17:46,931
(whispers): Yes. It's you.
430
00:17:51,539 --> 00:17:52,772
KIDS: Papa!
431
00:17:53,941 --> 00:17:56,742
Mi mancate molto.
432
00:17:56,767 --> 00:17:59,000
I miei bellissimi figli.
433
00:17:59,025 --> 00:18:00,091
Hey.
434
00:18:01,883 --> 00:18:03,482
(chuckling)
435
00:18:04,675 --> 00:18:06,207
Gay, married...
436
00:18:06,487 --> 00:18:08,120
doesn't speak English.
437
00:18:08,867 --> 00:18:11,068
Good job, Christy.
438
00:18:15,174 --> 00:18:16,707
Hey.
439
00:18:17,002 --> 00:18:18,802
- Hi.
- My aunt ready to go?
440
00:18:18,933 --> 00:18:20,721
Oh. She didn't call you?
441
00:18:20,797 --> 00:18:22,430
No. What's going on? Is she okay?
442
00:18:22,584 --> 00:18:25,118
Tammy, she checked
herself out last night.
443
00:18:25,143 --> 00:18:27,076
She said she was going back to Santa Fe.
444
00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:28,690
What?
445
00:18:28,876 --> 00:18:31,744
No, no. She said she was
gonna stay in town and...
446
00:18:31,769 --> 00:18:33,336
spend time with me.
447
00:18:33,361 --> 00:18:34,761
I don't know what to tell you.
448
00:18:34,786 --> 00:18:37,560
(chuckles wryly) She made
me all these promises.
449
00:18:37,585 --> 00:18:39,752
Did... She didn't leave a note?
450
00:18:41,353 --> 00:18:42,953
Sorry, I got to go.
451
00:18:42,978 --> 00:18:44,676
- You gonna be all right?
- Oh, yeah, sure.
452
00:18:44,701 --> 00:18:45,933
Thanks.
453
00:18:49,263 --> 00:18:51,230
Hey, let's get a move on.
454
00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:53,230
I'm double-parked in
front of an ambulance.
455
00:19:04,801 --> 00:19:06,768
So, I have a new rule.
456
00:19:07,007 --> 00:19:10,676
I am not going to fall in love
with anyone I haven't spoken to.
457
00:19:11,543 --> 00:19:13,034
Unless, you know, it's...
458
00:19:13,059 --> 00:19:14,959
it's really, really clear
459
00:19:15,028 --> 00:19:17,528
we're meant to be together.
460
00:19:17,553 --> 00:19:18,886
Thanks.
461
00:19:21,257 --> 00:19:23,257
Anyone else want to share?
462
00:19:23,707 --> 00:19:25,073
Tammy?
463
00:19:25,338 --> 00:19:26,671
I'm good.
464
00:19:27,215 --> 00:19:28,439
I'll go.
465
00:19:28,980 --> 00:19:31,442
- Bonnie. Alcoholic.
- OTHERS: Hi, Bonnie.
466
00:19:31,467 --> 00:19:33,133
You know how we say in here
467
00:19:33,558 --> 00:19:35,824
that when you're irritated
by someone else's behavior,
468
00:19:35,849 --> 00:19:38,549
it's actually because
it's a reflection of you,
469
00:19:38,574 --> 00:19:40,340
or, as Marjorie would say...
470
00:19:40,373 --> 00:19:42,011
(like Marjorie): "You
spot it, you got it."
471
00:19:42,051 --> 00:19:44,051
I didn't make it up.
I wish I did.
472
00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:46,547
It's super annoying,
473
00:19:46,572 --> 00:19:48,338
but there is some truth in it.
474
00:19:48,363 --> 00:19:51,004
I've spent a lot of my life
making promises that I broke,
475
00:19:51,310 --> 00:19:54,010
and I never thought about how
that affected the other person.
476
00:19:54,035 --> 00:19:57,370
It wasn't that I was lying--
I really meant it at the time.
477
00:19:57,957 --> 00:20:00,494
My therapist says
it's because I'm a narcissist.
478
00:20:00,519 --> 00:20:02,018
Which I think is
a pretty mean word to use
479
00:20:02,043 --> 00:20:04,510
for someone who just
gets caught up in the moment.
480
00:20:04,579 --> 00:20:08,581
Either way, it would be crazy
for the person I disappointed
481
00:20:08,606 --> 00:20:11,760
to blame themselves,
because it has nothing--
482
00:20:11,785 --> 00:20:13,752
I mean... nothing--
483
00:20:13,777 --> 00:20:15,743
to do with them.
484
00:20:19,047 --> 00:20:24,047
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