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I'm Kazuki Shikimori and I'm seventeen years old.

I'm Kazuki Shikimori and I'm seventeen years old.

I attend Aoi Campus, a school that is full of nothing but first class magicians,

but I'm a less than ordinary, worthless, failure of a man

that girls don't even look at.

All of the sudden,

three beautiful girls came calling on a guy like me.

But what their target was...

my genes!

Kazuki!

Shikimori...

Kazuki!

Wait!

Someone!

It's a promise...

Mr. Greatest Magician in the World.

You're...

Umm... I'll become your bride.

Are you all right?

Good morning.

Miss Miyama. Why are you here?

That is, it's a wife's job to wake up her husband, after all.

Oh! Kazuki! What about breakfast?

The bath is ready too...

It's all right! Leave me alone!

Kazuki, please wait!

Mr. Shikimori!

Miss Manager, I'm really in a hurry today, so...

You forgot something.

Sorry to keep you waiting.

Now, let's go, Kazuki!

Wait...

Have a good day.

Good morning, Darling!

Kuriko...

Men in the morning are more energetic than they need to be, aren't they?

Don't you think that's a waste?

I do not! Please get away from him!

Oh my, Yuna, your skin is so glossy this morning.

Have you already gotten his genes?

Not yet!

Then I'll go first...

Being so improper so early in the morning...

I can't take it anymore...

I'll kill you, right here.

Dharmic Discipline of Arms?! Rin!

That's interesting! If you can do it, go ahead and try!

A spirit charm? Do you think that it will even be able to affect the techniques

of the Kamishiro family, which boasts an eight hundred year history?

Care to try it out?

I'll have you die together with Shikimori.

I, Kazuki's wife, will protect him!

While I have the chance...

What? What? What's going...

Starting now, the class 2-B court is now in session!

Wait! I haven't done any...

Shikimori!

You have not been granted an opportunity to explain yourself!

There's no way you've forgotten our class's rules, right?

You just have to stay silent and abide by the decision this court hands down!

The decision without any warning?

I will now deliver judgment!

Kazuki Shikimori, we do not recognize your marriage to Yuna Miyama!

This is the consensus of the entire class! Accept it!

But, I'm telling you, that's some kind of mistake...

What the? It couldn't be...

A barrier has been established?

Kazuki!

Are you inside?

Miss Miyama?

Don't say her name like you're familiar, Shikimori!

You've been forbidden from saying her name too!

And incidentally, you, who can only use magic eight times in your life,

and whose school record is the lowest of the low,

are an embarrassment to our prestigious Aoi Campus.

Therefore, until you graduate, you are forbidden to have relations with any girls!

Objection!

In that case, the equal rights of the girls will be taken away as well!

Shikimori's genes ought to be made available to all of the girls!

That's right!

We do not recognize your objection!

The thing that we must make our top priority is the safety of Yuna...

Or so you say,

but Nakamaru, you're aiming for Yuna, aren't you?

That's not it! I was just...

Nailed it, didn't I?

I suggest an accord in regards to the boys' interactions with Yuna Miyama!

Rejected! Rejected!

Rejected! Rejected!

Those are your true feelings, aren't they?

That's right, that's right!

Well, it doesn't have anything to do with me, though.

Shut up over there!

Kuriko?!

Why? There's a barrier on the classroom.

A barrier of this level is useless against me.

You're being too high-handed, even for a third year student!

I'll publicize this case in the school newspaper!

As you wish.

As long as I get Kazuki's genes, it's fine.

Why you!

Don't look down on the power of the press!

Rin?!

Rin, it's dangerous to suddenly destroy a barr...

Oh, you're late, aren't you?

What? No, that is...

Going as far as to put up a barrier.

Please get away from him, Kuriko!

Shikimori!

Have you forgotten the judgment?!

It looks like you...

Don't understand, by just being told, do you?

It looks like you're busy, Kazuki. I'll be leaving now, bye!

Shikimori!

I will now report the class's decision.

The marriage between Shikimori and Miss Miyama is not recognized.

Because the school can't deal with having the classroom

be blown away anymore than it already has.

But!

I...

No complaining.

Shikimori isn't old enough to get married, so be patient.

In exchange, you are allowed to associate.

However, no getting pregnant, okay?

Yes, ma'am.

Objection!

Rejected! Listen until the end.

Shikimori, if you want to go out with Miss Miyama again,

you have to get the consent of the entire class. Got it?

Well, then, we will need to establish a committee at once...

No doing unnecessary things.

No doubt that you'd make a committee to observe the committee,

and then another to observe that committee,

and no matter how much time passed, nothing would get decided.

Got it?

If you want to court each other, then do it fair and square!

Don't try to get ahead of one another!

Yes, ma'am!

So that means everyone has a chance, huh?

I won't let them have Shikimori.

Please don't worry, Kazuki.

No matter what happens, I'm your wife, after all!

That's what's causing the problem, though.

Okay, then, the people on day duty will fix the classroom, okay?

What?!

Shikimori!

Are you having school lunch too, Shikimori?

Let's have lunch together!

Umm...

Here you are, Kazuki!

I woke up early this morning and made this.

I don't have any confidence in whether or not it will suit your tastes, but...

Kazuki?

Sorry, I gotta go!

Shikimori!

Nakamaru?

What do you wa...

Shikimori!

Wait!

You saved me, Nakamaru...

Don't worry about it, we're friends, right?

Nakamaru...

By the way, Shikimori, as your best friend, there's something I want to talk about.

End your relationship with Yuna.

If you tell her, then even Yuna would accept it.

Come on, I'm offering you friendly advice. This is for your own good.

Don't meddle in my business.

You can't possibly be thinking of something as outrageous as going out with Yuna, right?

You don't get it, do you?

You're the one who's going to get hurt.

You're not the one Yuna loves.

She loves your genes.

You're not the one being loved.

Get with it, man.

Miss Kazetsubaki and Rin and all of the girls in class are like that.

My genes, huh?

You're not the one Yuna loves.

She loves your genes.

So I'm not the one she loves.

Everyone is aiming for my genes.

Well, yeah...

If they weren't, then there's no way they would be interested

in someone like me, who can only use magic eight times.

If I use my magic eight times, I'll turn to ash and disappear, after all.

Maybe I should use it.

I haven't used it since that day.

It would be best to stop having stupid thoughts.

Dr. Akai!

You shouldn't be using your magic recklessly.

As it is...

Eight times!

I'm a failure that can only use magic eight times at best!

It's nothing to be pessimistic about.

Your potential abilities are...

My genes have nothing to do with this!

Potential abilities doesn't refer to only your genes, though.

Although you probably haven't realized it.

Oh, Kazuki! Where did you go? Let's have lunch toge...

Please, just leave me alone.

What was that?

Mr. Shikimori's favorite things?

Yes...

Welcome home, Kazuki.

Miss Miyama...

I'm going shopping, but what would you like for your main dish?

I'm not very good at fish dishes, but...

But if you say you want to eat them, then...

It's all right, because I'm going to eat the food at the dorm.

There's no dinner today.

In that case, I can at least make my own food.

Even if I have to use magic or something.

You can't! Kazuki, you...

I know, at best I can only use magic eight times.

That's not it.

How many times you can use magic has nothing to do with it.

It's no good if it's not you, Kazuki!

Miss Miyama...

You don't get it, do you?

Your genes are necessary, no matter what happens.

For our household affairs.

Household affairs?

One's authority in this world is decided by

the number of times one can use magic and by its strength, right?

My family, the Kazetsubaki, are upstarts, so we need something to exercise our authority with.

Like children who possess by far the best magical power and such.

And that's where your genes come in.

Rin's family is an old one, and they have tradition,

but they've been in trouble for a while now.

Getting weakened by all their branch families.

Which is why, at a household conference,

they decided to bring in new blood or something, right?

Strong magical power is a sign of a prestigious family. I admit that.

In the end, you're doing what the head family tells you to, right?

I'm me. This has nothing to do with the head family.

It's true that I was told to bring him so that we could make him my husband. But...

I have no intention of making someone as weak as this my lifetime companion.

Yuna's family is even more pitiful, right?

Their magical power is just weakening and their former influence and clout has gone away too.

They're being punished for switching to western magic.

They're getting their just desserts.

That's not it! I...

I wonder...

In the end, all of you don't care what happens to someone like me, right?

Your only aim is my genes.

That's not it! I...

It's all right.

Kazuki, I...

I said that it's all right, didn't I?

Kazuki, have you forgotten?

I don't know anything!

Neither you nor genes have anything to do with me!

Please, hurry up and disappear!

I see.

That's fine, then!

Oh, you made her cry.

You really are the worst.

Well, it's lucky for me, since it means I lose one rival.

Hey, Kazuki, maybe you made some kind of quiet little promise to her?

Because she said "have you forgotten?" And got mad, you know?

Somehow, this looks interesting!

Miss Miyama...

What's wrong?

Who are you?

Me? I'm the greatest magician in the world!

If you're the greatest magician in the world, then will you make my wish come true?

Sure! Leave it to me!

I don't want to move.

I want to stay here forever.

I want to make friends too.

I don't want to move anymore!

Hey, will you make it come true?

What? Well, that is...

So you can't do it after all. Just like Papa and Mama.

They always say that we won't move, but...

You're not really a magician, are you?

Liar.

But if it were a different wish, then I could do it.

Then...

I understand. In that case...

Really?

Then I'll believe in you.

If you really show it to me.

That's right. The girl from that time.

Miss Miyama, wait!

Miss Miyama!

Snow...

You used magic again for my sake...

Even though I can only use it eight times?

I'm sorry for saying horrible things earlier.

It doesn't matter anymore.

Besides, it looked like you had forgotten about me, Kazuki.

Yeah, well... that is...

I'm sorry.

I've always remembered.

I've never forgotten it.

That's why when they told me to go to where you were,

when I knew that you were the boy from that time,

I was extremely happy.

I just ended up being so delighted.

But I won't be a bother to you anymore.

Wait!

Please don't try to keep me from leaving any more.

Because I'm used to going far away.

You had one more wish back then.

Do you remember?

At that time I couldn't make two wishes come true, but...

Now I can.

Kazuki?

One was "I want to see snow."

The other was "I don't want to move," right?

Because you want to make friends too, right?

It's all right for you to stay here.

Of course, Miss Mi...

Yuna, if it's all right with you.

Kazuki.

If you want to be here it's all right.

Oh man, he ended up using it, did he?

For there to be snow in the middle of summer...

It might not be just that boy's genes that are incredible.

Something like this isn't normally possible.

This is about all I can do.

I might not be able to keep my promise to you, Yuna, but...

That's not true.

You are the greatest magician in the world after all, Kazuki.

This is the second time that you've said that to me.

Thank you, Kazuki.

I'd better keep my promise too.

What? Promise?

Have you forgotten?

It's a promise.

When I grow up, I'll become your bride.

It couldn't be...

I promised you, didn't I?

So in order to keep that promise...

I'm an inexperienced wife, but I look forward to living with you.

That's right!

If I'm not mistaken, this is yours, right, Yuna?

Please hold on to this, Kazuki.

That's what I want you to do.

Yuna...

Okay, stop right there!

Despite your not wanting to do it, you end up getting carried away by the mood?

Well?

Seriously, such impurity.

Kazuki and I aren't like that...

Shikimori!

I won't let you be the only one to have a good time!

Don't forget the class B accord!

No trying to get ahead, okay?

That's right, that's right!

I have the feeling that I've made a tremendous mistake.

Please don't worry!

After all, no matter what happens, I'm your wife!

No, this is...

Shikimori!

You're talking to Yuna again?!

You've been obnoxious from the get go!

It definitely isn't my imagination!

And so, snow fell.

Jeez, what is he thinking, using his magic so thoughtlessly.

He's such a fool, that I won't even have to take the matter into my own hands, is there?

Kazuki isn't thoughtless or a fool or wishy-washy!

And so, the next episode of Maburaho is "It Appeared"