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I have to get up...

Oh crap!

Oh no!

Sorry!

I'm sorry, sir!

The following is in "Declaration of the Rights of Magic and of the Magician,"

written during the French Revolution by the great Lafayette.

Men are born as magicians and remain equal in the right to use magic.

Men are born as magicians and remain equal in the right to use magic.

This is going to be on the test, so be sure to remember it.

This is going to be on the test, so be sure to remember it.

Got it?

Because of this, magic that had been monopolized

by one part of the privileged class was released to everyone.

Every time it's just the same stuff...

Listen, this will be on the test too.

It's amazing that he doesn't get tired of it.

Even still, don't think about using magic to cheat.

Even still, don't think about using magic to cheat.

You'll be found out immediately, and even if you're young,

the number of times you can use your magic is pre-determined.

Nakamaru... run away, have you?

Use it wisely.

Use it wisely.

And that's why...

Oh no!

I overslept!

Mr. Shikimori?

Yes?

Miss Manager, is there something you need?

Well today, I ended up oversleeping a little, so I have to hurry to school.

Well, then I'm off to school!

Have a good day.

Please be sure to come back, okay?

Okay, breathe in.

In this day and age, from infants to the elderly, everyone possesses magical power,

and everyone has become able to use magic.

Okay, stay like that for a little bit.

But in regards to magic power, things are not equal.

Eight thousand, nine hundred and forty two.

There are individual differences in magic power,

Okay, next.

And the number of times that magic can be used.

Ten thousand, two hundred and ninety five.

Ten thousand, two hundred and ninety five.

Okay.

Which means that the world has become such that

the number of times one can use magic determines a person's worth.

I know that's why it's important to have a magic examination

to have an accurate reading of our magic power, but...

Is something the matter, Miss Kazetsubaki?

It's a bother, undressing in the morning.

That's what a health examination is.

Damn, a barrier?

Nakamaru?

Oh! If it isn't my friend, Kazuki Shikimori! What's going on?

What's going on, you ask? What are you doing?

Class has started, hasn't it?

Has the failure awakened to the love of learning?

I can understand you wanting to work your way out of your failing grades, at the very least.

But as your friend, I'll say this: Give up on the impossible.

More importantly!

Help me out.

Inside this room is Kuriko Kazetsubaki from the third year class.

From the student council to the board of directors,

she's the powerhouse in the shadows that controls them.

If we can break her barrier, get a hold of that improper sight and threaten her with it,

what'll happen?

Isn't that a crime?

Wrong! It's just friendly business.

The one that shows weakness is at fault!

Weakness?

Social status, fame and influence aren't created by knowledge or a school record!

It's the number of times you can use magic!

So, how many times can you?

On average, ordinary people can use magic less than a hundred times.

The average at our school, Aoi Campus,

which is famed in the magic world, is eight thousand, I think.

So, what about you?

Eight times.

Eight times! It's eight times, isn't it?

You're a failure and you can only use your magic eight times.

This is the only way you can have an enjoyable school life!

Think hard about that.

Nakamaru!

Matsuda!

How many times do I have to tell you that using stand-in magic to escape class

and peep is against Article Three, Paragraph Seven of the B Class Pact?

Shut up, Matsuda!

Since when have you been on the side of authority?

You're the one who decided that, didn't you?!

I just have to go back, right?

No excuses!

You're so lucky, you two.

Seriously, it's the idiots of 2-B again, is it?

One's still here?

I'm sorry!

Hey, Matsuda! Why don't you cut it out?

Shut up! You're always saying that!

Idiot! Don't...

Be quiet!

Class 2-B again today, is it?

It seems that way.

Their magic power is strong and the number of times they can use magic

is in another league, but they are still children.

As their homeroom teacher, please guide them firmly.

As their homeroom teacher, please guide them firmly.

Right.

The destroyed classrooms are your responsibility,

so you'll be the one repairing them.

Right, I understand.

I'll make the students who destroyed it do it quickly.

See you.

Wait, wait. Miss Iba, wait for a moment!

Yes?

There's a transfer student for your class.

Jeez, why do I have to repair the school too?

Making me use up my valuable spell count!

And if I could have kept going that way, then Kuriko Kazetsubaki would have been mine.

Thank goodness she isn't.

You're frank, aren't you?

Don't you have a goal like I do?

So your goals were those perverted actions, then?

Matsuda!

I guess my goal is over there.

Rin Kamishiro from the first year class.

I think she's quite the beauty.

Our school has a lot of cute girls, doesn't it?

Even though this discussion has nothing to do with you, Shikimori.

What?

Uki, that's unfair to say the least.

Even if he can only use magic eight times in his life, he's still a man.

At least let him have something to yearn for.

Even if he doesn't want to, once this afternoon's magic examination is over,

he'll have to face reality, after all!

So there's a magic examination today?

Right! It's an invaluable chance to learn about the magical power hidden inside oneself.

I'm looking forward to it. And where are you going?

I'm going home.

Shikimori, I think it would be best for you to take it.

You might have used your magic because of some situation, you know!

You can only use it eight more times, after all!

If you use it eight times, you'll turn into ash and it's all over, right?

You don't want to die at such a young age, right?

It can't be!

It is all for the sake of the Kamishiro family.

Be sure to fulfill your mission, no matter what.

Why do I have to?

Objections will not be forgiven!

It is because you must hurry that we're telling you this with telepathy,

knowing that it might be intercepted.

Do you understand, Rin?

Lady Kuriko, it's the phone.

Oh my, using a phone in this day and age? That's unusual.

Yes. This is definitely more secure than speaking

via magic or cell phones, which use radio waves.

Hmm... Has something happened?

Yes. You see...

What, the Kamishiro's are?

Shikimori...

Kazuki, huh?

Shikimori!

Oh, Dr. Akai...

What's wrong? Classes are going to be starting soon.

I have a headache, my stomach hurts and my urine has blood in it, so I'm going home early.

I've already gotten permission from Miss Iba, so...

Oh, Shikimori.

Would you at least have your magic examination?

It's problematic if we don't know the precise strength of your magical power,

and number of times you can use it.

Especially in your case...

I know.

At best, I have eight times.

I can only use my magic eight times.

Welcome ho...

I'm sorry!

This is my room.

This is Saiun Dormitory and the boys' dorm.

This is definitely my room.

This is definitely my room.

Welcome home, Kazuki.

I'm home?

You're tired, aren't you?

Do you want to take your bath?

Or do you want to eat?

Or do you want to...

Umm, Kazuki?

Yes?

Do you know me?

Yes! From a long time ago.

Who are you?

Why are you in my room?

I'm Yuna Miyama.

I transferred here to Aoi Campus.

From today on...

I'll be eating and sleeping together with you as your wife, Kazuki.

W...

W...

Wife?

But we're not even married yet!

That's true! We are not old enough to get married.

Even if it's only in sentiment, wouldn't it be better to live like husband and wife?

Umm... that is... the ma...

I'm going to go and discuss this with the manager, Miss Hirosaki!

Oh my...

You're more aggressive than I thought.

Well, then, let's do it at once.

Miss Kazetsubaki?!

Oh, you know who I am?

Then we're already on the same page.

It'll be over soon, so just keep quiet, okay?

What are you going to do in a place like this?!

I'll scream for help!

That's the girl's line.

Even if you don't want to now, it'll start feeling good soon, so...

Don't!

You're a man, so at least eat the meal that's in front of you!

Oh, then I'll become your wife! It would be fine then, right?

That's not...

You can't!

I'm Kazuki's wife!

Caught you!

Please let go of me!

Oh my, doing it outside is a turn on too.

You mustn't! I won't let you do something like that!

Why not? I'll let you do it after me.

Please don't say strange things!

Something like this should... you know... I'm sure... it's a pure thing, and...

you have to love the man, from the bottom of your heart... that is...

You can do it, even without love.

I won't allow that!

That's right.

I won't allow it.

You're Rin Kamishiro from the first year class?

Why even you?!

Don't address me like you know me. It disgusts me.

I'm sorry.

Oh my, Kazuki, you certainly are popular.

You can choose whoever you want from someone older,

a classmate and someone younger.

I heard that you were to be the man who would become my husband,

and I looked up your information earlier.

Husband? You too? Give me a break...

I was surprised by what I found.

Your grades are bad, you're not athletic and on top of having no redeeming values,

you even peeped in on the nurse's office.

That was Nakamaru...

If you weren't around, then I would be free.

I'll have you die, right here!

Why does it have to be like that?

I won't let that happen!

Just as I thought, so you're the woman of the Miyama who act like Westerners.

Even if you are Rin, I won't forgive you if you hurt Kazuki!

It will be over soon.

Once his life is ended, I'll listen to what you have to say.

You're serious, aren't you?

Is it all right for you, a member of a branch family,

to ignore the orders of the Kamishiro head family?

You're one of the upstart Kazetsubaki family, are you?

You offend me!

I, Kazuki's wife, will protect him!

What on the earth, what the heck has happened?

I've been having weird dreams since this morning and...

Just now, something...

Hmm? That's...

Shikimori!

Dr. Akai...

What's going on? Are you feeling better?

Well, that is, should I say I'm well,

That's wonderful!

Or maybe that my head is kind of passing bloody urine again, that is...

Then you can undergo the magic examination, right?

If you do it now,

it comes with the bonus of taking it with the first year girls!

Well, how about it? That's good, right?

No thank you!

He's quite the problem.

Kazuki Shikimori, he's a man of great interest, but...

This can't stay the way it is, can it?

This certainly can't stay the way it is.

What the?

Quiet down.

Kazuki!

Why are you here?

You came back, Shikimori?

Oh well. Take your seat.

Okay, then, continue your self-introduction.

Yes, ma'am!

What?

Nice to meet you!

I'm Yuna Miyama, no, I mean Shikimori.

I'm Kazuki's wife!

Both Kazuki and I look forward to being in class with you all.

Both Kazuki and I look forward to being in class with you all.

Wait a second.

Shikimori! I don't accept this!

I haven't done...

I don't mind at all.

Kuriko!

That's right.

I can't accept a man like this, either.

Disappear quietly!

Wait until I'm done. If I'm lucky, then just one time...

You can't! Please get away from Kazuki!

That's right!

Why is someone like you not only being called Yuna's husband,

but also being approached by two of our school's great beauties, Kuriko and Rin?

Depending on your answer...

I don't know, either!

You don't know anything, do you?

It's natural for him to not know anything.

Oh, Miss Iba.

The beds in the nurse's office are open, so how about coming by for a break once in a while?

No thank you.

That's too bad.

Then, I'll see you at the next opportunity.

What did you come here to do? Please save me!

I'd like to save you, but you're reaping what you sowed.

There's nothing I can do.

What are you saying that I did?

You haven't done anything.

You haven't, that is.

What?

Dr. Akai, would you please stay silent?

I don't mind, but...

Shikimori...

I'm begging you, please do something!

I understand. If you're going to go that far, I can't turn you down.

The reason this has happened is a question of your family lineage, Shikimori.

Shikimori, do you know about your own ancestors?

What? Ancestors?

We've always been Shinto priests,

a normal family that has less magical power than average.

There are a lot of descendants of people like Yasunori Kamono and Tomochika Abeno

mixed in your family lineage.

There are no less than fifty of the most famous magicians in Japan's history alone.

And there should have been a Polish person who was your great-great grandmother, as well.

Do you mean Grandma Jerzyna?

Right, she's the descendent of the magician Twardowski.

There are others, like Paracelsus from Switzerland,

Mirandola from Italy, Toho of the Wu Kingdom,

there are quite a few from all around the world.

I didn't know.

So the blood of those magicians is tightly packed up inside of you.

I hate to say this, but there haven't been any exceptional magicians

in your family lineage, have there?

Instead, it's all become concentrated, you know?

Right there.

In other words, it's not you that's incredible, but your children.

The chance that your children will become magicians

that possess extraordinary magical power is immense.

Got it?

But I can only use magic eight times and I'm sure that my dad...

Is average or less than average, right?

Yeah.

That's why I'm telling you that latent power is hidden away in your genes.

Latent power...

Right! If not, then there would be no way someone like you,

who has no worth, could get into Aoi Campus.

I'd think that you're already getting to the point of bursting, you know?

It's getting all built up.

Kuriko!

Please get away from Kazuki!

That's right.

If this man just didn't exist!

Wai...

Wait a second!

This is a huge scoop!

For Shikimori to have such a secret...

We won't hand over Shikimori's genes so easily!

How about handing Shikimori over?

Protect Yuna!

Right!

The bed that just came in is really incredible.

Sure, sure.

Give me a brea-

Kazuki!

Please cut it...

OUT!

Good grief, what a day.

Welcome home, Kazuki.

Why are you here?

Because I'm your wife.

Would you like dinner? Would you like your bath?

Or would you like...

Kazuki, hold on!

Please hold on!

And so, I showed up!

You're too late! Kazuki's genes belong to me!

No, it would be for the good of the world and the good of people

for a man like Shikimori to be dealt with right here!

I absolutely won't let something like that happen!

And so, the next episode of Maburaho is "It Fell"!