Original subtitles

Out of the way...

Hurry...

Out of the way...

Bring out Ah Choi! How magnificent

Of course, it's from America

Make way...

I'll kill you

Ah Choi...

What to do, Master Bing?

Go after him

Yes

Well?

Are you alright?

Yes

I am not alright

What is it, master?

You chased my dog away

No big deal, I'll pay for it

Pay for it?

Mister Bing, the dog has run away

Yes

Out of the way...

Don't say I use my dad who is the governor to bully you

Lord Hu, come over here

Yes, mister Bing

I am asking Lord Hu to adjudicate

So you will pay me back willingly

Alright, follow me home

I have 7- 8 dogs

you could pick one you like

What?

My dad spent over 100 taels on my dog

and he is one of a kind

I had him for 2 years

For 2 years and 100 taels

Then he's worth 200 taels now

You should compensate at least 200 taels

What? Even my whole family could not spend

that amount in 10 years

Lord Hu, Ah Choi has beef every meal

It should be at least 300 taels

300 taels...

No way

Lawyer Sung is here

he can resolve this

Too little... just think

Bringing back such a huge dog from America

is not an easy thing

it would cost a lot

at least compensate 500 taels

Excellent, 500 taels

Ah Fuk

Let go

Ah Fuk...

How's your ass?

ltchy, painful and has tooth marks

You chased away my dog

He bite my ass

Your dog bit people and you ask 500 taels as compensation

Now Ah Fuk bite your ass...

Ah Choi is a dog

To chase away a dog one needs to pay 500 taels

to chase away a man would require 1,000 taels

Ah Choi is a dog bought from America

I have bought Ah Fuk from France

and he is also one of a kind

I had him for 2 years

so to charge you 1,000 taels is reasonable

What's your view, sir?

You are right

You...

You're quite astute, sir

Ah Fuk is back

Well?

That's expected

otherwise how could I ask you for 1,000 taels

If he didn't come back

even 10,000 taels wouldn't do

He is stupid

You are good

You falsely accuse me

Wow...

Shut up

Do you want to commit murder?

A good show is on

Let me introduce you, this is Master Bing

Greetings

My wife

Madam

Master Bing is so courteous

Although my wife has saved your life

you needn't thank us

You're welcome

We have to go to visit our ancestors' graves now

Magistrate, you know what to do?

Yes

Please...

You want a thousand taels from him and he pays you 500

Oh, remember it

If his Ah Choi were like my Ah Fuk

coming back all by himself

Get back a couple hundred taels from him

OK

Kit, give your brothers a bow

Sigh! Come to think of it

our twelve children have died

Don't bring it up

You raised the topic first

It's your fault. Of all things

you chose to be a shyster

You sue for money only

That's so immoral

You think you don't know

each time after doing that

you cried half dead

I am paid to do what I did

It's fair, when did I ever cry?

You didn't

No

Give it up, dear

If I did, how would you have that many gold bracelets

golden necklaces, ear rings, gems

See? So heavy

Really

What's so strange

At the most I'll give them up...

I don't want... one

I only want my son to live peacefully

Sometimes your fate is not in your hands

It's easy to say give it up

Learn to do business! Dear

Cheung Sam got rich end of last year

but Lee Si

hanged himself beginning of the year

Ever since I got married, there isn't a woman...

What are you two quarreling about?

I'll beat you up

Go to sleep...

Master, an old sir

has been waiting for you

You are...

I am a stand-in

See how good your memory is

Bullshit, I have used so many servants

how could I remember so many names

What a thick one

My boss is Chan Cheung Fu,

owner of the biggest bank in town

He wants you to prepare a legal-sized paper for him

Here is the deposit

If you do the job well

and my boss is pleased

you needn't worry about your livelihood

the rest of your life

Ah Fuk

Yes

Well? What's your answer?

Why are you handing me the stick?

Great, wood to wood

No one dares to speak to me like this

Of course!

Who would speak to a piece of wood

You...

Come

Mr Sung, you are different from others

you are indeed the best lawyer in town

You are not sick

Great

What do you want from me?

It's like this

My son has been good at the martial arts

he fought with someone yesterday

his opponent was the son of the smoke shop Cheung Biu

He was weak and it didn't take much

to floor him

And he died this morning

I know his father would go to the authorities

that's why I am soliciting your help to fix it

My husband has decided to retire

Here is...

Stop

Just taking a look

In regard to retiring

I could re-think it

See our guest out

A box of gold, I...

That is to say...

It's all yours if you win

No

I'll get half even if I lose

So whose kid was killed

by whose kid?

My son was

killed by his son

You are the plaintiff

Your honour, actually we are the plaintiff

Our legal paper has been

presented to you before dawn

his son hadn't died yet at that time

Then what are you suing him for?

Suing his kid for

breaking the nail off the left pinky

of Chan Tai Man

He has been badly injured!

But my son died

Right

Your honour

All people eventually die

That's true

My child was really

beaten to death by him

Why don't you admit your son is useless?

I casually jumped over and hit him twice

Casually jumped over and hit him?

Twice

I casually jumped over and hit him...

As powerful as this?

Yes...

Should be this kind of power

Lawyer Sung...

Don't ask, you are not that smart

Let me ask you

When was your son beaten?

Yesterday afternoon

When did he die?

This afternoon

Then it's not his fault

I not only hit him twice

If he dies years later

would I be sued for murder?

No way!

Your honour is wise

My son was a healthy kid

if it wasn't for him he would not have died

Lawyer Sung, please help me

Your kid died because he had a short life

He didn't

No?

Then how long a life does it appear I would have?

I... don't know

As such how'd you know

if your son didn't have a short life

Your honour, any result yet?

Yes

Could you give me an indication?

Sure

Chan Tai Man was injured

but the defendant died suddenly of unknown cause

He should pay 50 taels as the medical compensation

but we will drop the charges

Good

There should be an outcome, your honour

Yes

Hurry and give the sentence

Okay

Cheung Biu allows his son to commit murder

Considering it's a first offence, there'll be no charge

Tell your son not to break the law again

Is this right?

I think his son will not commit such an offence anymore

Son, dear

get our son out to play with his wooden horse

I just brought it

Young master...

he dropped into the well

This kid wouldn't survive his 1st birthday

What retribution!

"Fortune and prosperity"

Retirement ceremony begins

Teacher, is this really an auspicious day?

It's the best day of the year

Let me check the calendar

It says today is no good for auspicious affairs

except the time between 1:00-3:00 p.m.

But it matches your birth-date

It can't be better

One should allow some leeway

Hurry, or we'll miss it

What happened?

I'm clamping, take me home at once

Are you alright?

Well? Husband

Let go...

Better?

Yes

Let me look

Don't

A miracle, all's well suddenly

Right, go ahead!

Come

- Please - You first

- Please - You first

I'll start first then

I'll start first

Ah Fuk

Don't miss the time, go on

Go up

Not yet, go up

I brought something to help you

What's so frightening about a frog?

Out of the way, let me

This should do it!

You fool

how could you saw off the tallest section?

This is realistic!

Right! The ladder is broken

What should be done?

Yes...

What to do? Get another ladder

What? A ladder as tall as this

would take 9 days to make

In that case we'll do it later

Right!

Or else what do you have in mind?

Come, let's go home

You still want to beget a son who'll die within a year?

No, I just want to do it later!

Later my ass

Just in time

Great

Let's go

Come back

What is it now?

The matter is not over yet

To demonstrate your determination

you'll swear an oath

If you break the word

you promised in the ceremony

The child I am carrying

would be without a dick

Are you serious? A child again?

Stop, say the oath

No mother would curse her own child

No dick?

Does it really have to be this harsh?

Of course...

Alright, if I break my oath

you'll have no dick as the punishment

I mean the kid

Alright, the kid will have no dick

Let's go!

How come you bear a child so easily?

You are really something

Thanks

"Yuet Loi Inn"

Come...

Thanks...

"Free tea from Sung Sai Kit"

Sue the son of Cheung Biu

for breaking the nail off

the left pinky of Chan Cheung Fu's son

Yes! A serious injury

Your honour, my son died

His son died

All people die, sir

Still thinking of suing people?

I really don't understand you women

Sticking these things in your hair

What do you mean?

That's hairdo

Looks like sea blubber. How awful!

It looks real good

Don't mind me, but if

you tied 2 sausages on your head think it'd look good?

How about this?

Looks awful

Right

So...

How about this!

What is this?

No? Change it...

What are you doing?

Satisfied with this?

Where are you?

Here

You bastard

I'm still taller than you

Have you ever studied?

For two days

Could you be more subtle?

You've lost face

I... you

You men like to poke your nose into women's' affairs

you have too much time!

What do you think?

What a waste of time

That's right! I am not young

and so have nothing to do all day

People would laugh at me

And it's pity that I also quit my job.

You are now the boss

How about just walk around for a while?

I have walked around for a long while

Then go and stand there

Stand?

Stop pretending to be busy

I know you have nothing to do

bring me the writing material

Ah Fuk, come and write!

Go away

You call this writing!

I'll show you

You son will have no dick

Ah Sui

Lend me the broom

Fetch me a bucket of water

Put it here

The one standing and writing is Sung Sai Kit

Each of you three

break a rib of his for me

Don't worry

See that?

"Fresh seafood"

It's no use even if it looks good? You can't hang it up

I have to repeat writing it

I am giving you the chance to learn

I'll demonstrate once again

Why have you wet my head?

Why have you torn my clothes?

When did I do that?

Blatant liar

We are even

What to do?

Beat him

Don't run

Don't run

Don't run

He's so happy to see me!

What happened, Ah Fuk?

Young master is being beaten up

Help!

Honey, are you alright?

Let go... it's embarrassing

I'll kill you...

Go away

Let them

Stop it

To be hugged by a woman, how shameful

You sister is damn good

Master, put on the clothes

Luckily there are not many people here

Mr Sung, this material is shapely and cool

it's great

Is it?

Trust me

Good...

As usual make another pair

Great

However, the sole is somewhat hard

Add a heel snug

Add a heel snug?

What about this?

Should be good

Great...

Let's do it this way then

The snug might be crushed flat

Should we use wood?

That would be heavy

It's okay

Too hard

Don't worry

Add on a couple of snugs

Add on a couple of snugs to the wood

Let me think, got it

If we added two layers of leather on the heel

it'd be very durable, right!

That's fine!

Put it on, you'll be at least 5-6 inches taller

Right...

How about this?

I... I like it

We're all pleased!

Then add another one, right?

Why not do it this way

Excuse me

What the hell are you doing?

Scared?

Now you know what it feels not be as tall as others

What's so good about a man being tall?

It's more important to be high minded

do you know that?

You hold the highest position in my heart

Wife

I...

Speak

In my mind you are... the biggest

Excuse me

Come, have some tea

Thanks

It's true, madam

Ah Fuk harasses me all the time

I wouldn't lie to you

What a gossiper!

It's true

Feels good

Damn you, using my tea to wash your feet

Right! Madam

He's smart, tea could take away the stench

Shut up

Such a beautiful woman

how did she end up with him!

Your husband's death is inexplicable

And the way you have escaped

might cause your sister-in-law to use it as an excuse

A woman is most evil in murdering her own husband

But my husband was poisoned by my brother-in-law

Brother against brother!

Your sister-in-law's brother is San Si's Commissioner

Right!

Would she sue you?

She wouldn't dare!

She is guilty conscious

and dares not do anything

She seems to be reasonable

The way I see it, with your pregnancy

you should be careful lest you be cheated

That is the real thing

My belly wouldn't be any bigger

Was I referring to you?

I am her second brother

Brother, where is the money I gave you?

All gone to gambling...

All lost

Hey, are you finished?

What should I do?

Don't be anxious...

The fellow coming this way is my brother

I'll borrow some money from him

He'll definitely agree

Wait here, I'll be right back

Brother Yeung, how opportune

I just came to do some shopping, long time no see

Right!

How's your wife?

She died 2 years ago

So there's no one to take care of the kids

An elderly fellow is taking care of them

That is an honest man

and will surely be deceived by your 2nd brother

Right! He'll be deceived by second brother

Your sister's daughter is pregnant

yet still wants to marry!

Precisely because of that and also since her husband died

that she wants to marry

If you marry her

she'll serve you

and your two kids devotedly

All one asks for is a decent woman to be a wife

She is decent

Does your sister's daughter

have the same surname as you?

Of course not, why would I

get you someone named Yeung too, right?

They're looking at us

Oh, why keep staring at me!

Right! Why keep staring at me!

I am sure he is looking at me

You are shameless

Come over here for a second

Pack up and leave

Only 50 taels

would it be too stingy?

No...

This is Mr Yeung

I have a bad stomach, excuse me

You chat for a while

Hey, brother Yeung...

Miss Chau, how about your uncle?

He's not my uncle. He is my second brother

He took fifty taels of silver from me

and wanted to find a husband for you

Your husband was murdered

and your second brother sold you to someone

How come he did such thing?

I'll chase him back

Master, after crossing this mountain we'll go into town

Are you still running

See where you can run?

Go and have a look

Yes

Don't come over

You bastard, how can you do such a thing

You are such a beast

Don't come over, I'll give you back the money

Take my hand

Brother Yeung, I'm so sorry

Take care, goodbye forever

Brother Yeung

Brother Yeung

Go up first

One of them couldn't be saved, he fell to his death

Mister, you witnessed

what happened just now

Go to the nearby magistrate's office and be a witness

My master is busy

and has no time to be a witness

because...

Bring this fan with you

If someone blames you at the magistrate's office

show him this fan

and he'll understand

Mister...

How come they are not back yet?

Never mind!

Perhaps he couldn't catch up with your second brother

That Yeung Ching is a generous chap

He fears his return might embarrass you

that's why he left without saying goodbye

Why is my life full of pain?

What should I do?

Don't cry

Stay at my home for a while

After your second brother abandons Yeung Ching

he'll come back for you I guess. Come, let's go

Go away

Who'd want to keep a pregnant woman here!

Bullshit

You'd better stop saying 'bullshit'

Let's go

So inhuman

to hit my two goodies all the time

This woman's husband

was poisoned to death by

her husband's brother

and his wife

This woman's husband's brother

and her husband's brother's wife

are trying to frame this woman

to have killed this woman's husband

It's fortunate that this woman had a maid

who told her all about it

So she ran away from home

and looked for her second brother

But this woman's second brother

was a gambler and cold-blooded

He cheated her of her money

and sold her

to her brother's sworn brother

as a wife

Then this woman's second brother

left the woman behind and ran away

That's why this woman has to come to my home

Good...

Can you speak faster?

She's pathetic

There are many pathetic persons in the world

Could you care that much?

She's pregnant

There are many pregnant women too

How many could you care for?

Let her stay till her second brother comes to fetch her

Master

Master, Mistress

That woman's brother won't take her away

How come?

Her brother fell from the hill and is dead

Now that her brother is dead

she's without family

She's now pregnant

You can't take care of her

for the rest of her life

At least we'll wait until she gives birth to her baby

Mistress, the woman gave birth to a son

So quick

It's bad

With this child

she can't work and can't marry again

It's a dead end

Master, Mistress

That woman hanged herself

Hanged herself

That's even worse, she's left a burden behind her

She hanged herself

Why do you have to commit suicide

Look, she hanged herself

Aren't you going to save her

What? Since it has come to this

it's understandable that she would hang herself

You're unconscious

Are you regaining your consciousness?

You've held her for so long

don't you feel tired

Normally, I would be

Then why don't you put her down

I shall, why are you shouting?

So mean

Hold her

Mistress Sung, just let me die

Why do you still want to die?

You have so many ideas

Think of something to help her

I said it just now! It's a dead end

Mistress Sung, please take care of my son

treat him as if he were your own

I've lost many sons

I understand very well the feeling of a mother

I won't let your son be without a mother

Then... then thanks for the trouble, I...

Death seems to be the only way for me

Death? No way

You're talking nonsense, who on earth

can bring people back to life

You want to leave

Shut the door...

What is it?

They are fighting!

Come on, hit me in front of my parents if you dare to

Come down if you have the guts, I'll beat you up

I don't have it with me, that's why I'm not coming down

What a shame

Don't forget, it's your decision for my retirement

Now you make me help people to sue

I've sworn an oath, my son will be without a dick

this time it's forjustice

God will forgive you

What happens if he doesn't?

Are you going to give me back his dick?

Stop it

You are not a man if you don't help her

I'll beat you up if you dare to say that again

You are not a man

Considering that you are a pregnant woman

Say that again if you have the guts

You are not a man...

Alright, I am a woman

What are you going to do with me?

Alright then, don't go back to your room tonight

Dad, Mom

I'm going to sleep with you tonight

Master

What are you laughing at? Are you crazy?

Master, wash your face please

Crazy

Who's that bitch?

It's you!

Damn it

Who got me into all these?

It's Mistress

She said you are mean, a coward with no self esteem

you might as well become a woman

But the way you look

is more beautiful than Mistress

Keep your big mouth shut

Where's Mistress?

Mistress said that since you refused to help Ms Yeung

so all alone she left early for the magistrate's office

Who does she think she is?

Master

Change the clothes first

No! Nanny wants to make sweet papaya soup

So what, who cares

You have to give me the papaya first

Mistress has left the papaya with you

Come...

Give it to me!

I don't owe you anything, and I won't give it to you

Don't go

Keep watch in here, I'll go in

I'll keep watch here, you go in

Officer...

Cool

What does it say?

There are many XXs and OOs

Read them to me

Yes sir

Yeung Sau Chun and I

XXOO the magistrate

Yeung Sau Chun's OO...

Wait, Mrs Sung

What does Yeung Sau Chun's OO represent?

Her husband

Go on

Yeung Sau Chun's OO was XX

Yeung Sau Chun XX

Wait, what does that mean?

To make sure justice is done

I don't know how to write that word

What do you want?

I'm here to look for my wife

Look for her at home

How dare you, I am the lawyer Sung Sai Kit

I used to go in & out here freely, who dares to stop me

You had the required documentation with you then

What have you got with you now?

Please, I'll buy you a meal

New magistrate, new rules

No intruders

Wait here if you like

Last of all it's the OO of your whole family

Damn it... what does it mean?

Does anyone in your home know how to write?

Of course there is, who doesn't know that

my husband is Sung Sai Kit,

the lawyer of great reputation

No wonder you are so arrogrant

So you are the wife of Sung Sai Kit

At your service

Not really

Come men, bring the instrument of torture

Yes sir...

What's the use of this instrument of torture?

It's to slap your mouth thirty times

Wait

I'm here to file a complaint, why do you hit me?

Your husband Sung Sai Kit distorts facts

You as his wife is also a shrewd

For your husband's sake

I'm slapping you thirty times only

How... how can this be

What are you doing?

Don't move or you'll get it all over your face

Stand still

Do I look like...

Yes, like Ji Gung (the living Buddha)

Then...

Cry if you want to!

Not to mention that my son will be without a dick

even if I lose it

I must take revenge

"Fortune and prosperity"

No... no way

Make an exception

You've sworn

Right...

I swear all the time

What has it to do with you if I swear?

If you want to move this archway

inscribed by Emperor Qian Long, no way you'd be allowed

Right...

This archway affects the fung shui of our whole village

That's right...

It has been here for almost a hundred years

and everything runs smoothly

That's right...

It's been moved when it was put up

everything would have been affected

You can't moved this, that's final

That's right...

Husband

Quiet

Dear, you go

You put it up there, so you must do it by yourself

Go

Ah Fook

Ah Fook, hold it for me

Hurry and take it

Got it

Go

Great, here comes the 'lron Pen' Again

Common people will have the chance to redress injustice

Damn it, it should be my line

why do you have to speak my part

Wait

Everyone please do me a favour

and listen to what my husband is going to say, okay?

Please look over there

Don't move...

The gold in this carriage

is enough to build a number of archways like this one

If not, you can split it up!

Right, split it!

Don't move...

Dear neighbours, listen to me

This thing...

Mr. Sung

Oh... Lord Ho

Your fame precedes you...

Have you eaten?

Yes

Mr. Sung

Thank you

Magistrate Ho

Thank you

Please

Sung Sai Kit

I'm here

Before I assumed this position

I've heard you are eloquent

and can distort facts, isn't it?

So you are the one with a big tummy

the Magistrate Ho who always farts

You are insulting me

I didn't say that, I just heard it

And you didn't even think about it, you're such a fool

That's right, we come from the same factory

which manufactures idiot

I'm different from you

What's the difference?

We've both heard what other people said

and we are the same kind

How dare you!

But at times not everything one hears is correct

Other people say that you are like a pig

but from my view... You don't look like one

Yeung Sau Chun from San Si

why do you have to file a compliant here in Guangchou?

Your Honour being from Wunan

why should you work as an official here in Guangchou?

You said the husband of this slut

was murdered by his brother and his wife

and put the blame on her, what proof do you have?

None

If you have none, then it's a false accusation

Wait

What?

Allow me to ask you, am I a man or a woman?

You are of course a man

Have you got any proof?

Man is...

You've got a wife and a son

If you're not a man, what can you be? It's common sense

Your Honour, you are so clever

You flatter me

Her brother-in-law and his wife lost a brother

and his sister-in-law ran away

If she were not guilty conscious

why didn't she do something about it?

Your Honour, is this logical?

Yeung Sau Chun, did you see with your own eyes

that they poisoned your husband

No, but Ah Mui, my maid, did

She saw the two of them

put poison into the soup

and after my husband drank the soup

he started bleeding and died

This idiot was warned by Ah Mui

and escaped from home before she too was murdered

How talkative you are!

That's because I care about her

That's what a magistrate will do

My husband taught me this

Oh My lord

Is there result yet? Sir

Alright, I'll take the case for the time being

Thin Tiger and Fat Dragon

What's your instruction sir?

You two set off to San Si immediately

and arrest Yeung Sau Chun's brother-in-law and his wife

for a trial

Bring Ah Mui her maid as well

Yes sir...

End of court session

Wait

Your Honour, please stay

Your Honour, there's something I still don't understand

please enlighten me

Yes? What is it?

If someone has falsely accused another person

what's his penalty?

It depends on who

that person is who's been falsely accused

A gentleman, someone like Your Honour

Really? He might be charged for slander

or at least for insulting a gentleman

If you were the judge

what would be the sentence?

That would depend on whether

he did it on purpose or not

What if he did it unintentionally?

Even so, he would have to pay a penalty

Your are very intelligent, my respects

Thanks...

Anything else?

Hurry and pay

When did I owe you money?

Your Honour said just now that I am eloquent

and distort facts

Yes...

Now since you've taken on this case

this proves that I'm telling the truth

Yes...

Then you have insulted a gentleman, haven't you?

Or you can't tell right from wrong, making a mess

Choose one of these and admit

You can't be serious...

Bring fifty taels of silver and give them to Mr. Sung

Yes...

Be careful, if this is publicised

I'm afraid it might damage Your Honour's reputation

Bad luck

You're crying again

Please

A magistrate!

Your honour!

Your honour!

Commissioner

Magistrate Yeung, what's so urgent

that you have to see me tonight?

Those two constables...

One fat and one skinny

said they have been travelling non-stop

for three months from Guangchou

bringing along with them papers to arrest your sister &

her husband to take them back to Guangchou for a trial

Mistress, Master

What is it?

Two officials

from Guangchou

came to arrest you

for a murder trial

Mother...

Mother...

Murdering who?

My brother-in-law!

My sister is out of line

Sir, you must think of something

What can I do?

Please stay clam

She's after all your sister

you must help her

A life for a life, what can I do?

I'm your only daughter

Mother, you must think of something to help me!

You don't want to see me die!

I know that you are my only daughter

but how can I help?

Mother, brother has always been filial to you

He likes listening to your...

Your flute! Give me a hand

That's right! Mother

I'll try

Then she is doomed...

Wait, my mother is looking for me

Oh! He really listens to his mother

Mother...

Mother, are you alright?

Brother

You two are so cold-blooded

Kneeling means you admit it

Brother, please help me!

You deserve it

How dare you ask me for help

Brother, you're right, I deserve it

Then forget about having me as your daughter

Mother...

Your saying so

really hurts me

Blood!

Mother is throwing up blood...

It can't be!

Mother

You do nothing

and let your sister being arrested for a trial

and refuse to help, how can I not throw up blood

What do I need this hot water pot for?

Let me freeze to death

Mother...

This one...

I won't play mahjong anymore

Mother...

Mother, listen to me

Magistrate of Guangchou is solely responsible for this

You... You are the Commissioner of San Si

Can't you manage even a Guangchou magistrate?

I... I don't want to live

Let me die

Mother...

Let me die, don't stop me

Alright, Mother, I'll try

Ah Yuen, Ah Chuen, come here immediately

Yes

What is it? Madam

No matter what, ask the magistrate

to keep the two officials from Guangchou, hurry and go

Yes...

Ask Ah Yuen & Ah Chuen to go immediately to Guangchou

and before your sister and brother-in-law arrive

try to bribe them

No matter how much money it takes, I'm willing to pay

You want to borrow my nanny?

Yes! My grandchild has had a cough for long time

and hasn't been cured

People say breast feeding is effective

Nanny, come over

Yes! Mistress

Go with this madam

and breast-feed her grandchild

No, my grandchild is twenty years' old

What did you say?

He's a grown up, still wants me to breast-feed

Maybe leave some for him

if possible

Mistress, I'm no sugar-cane

such that you could squeeze forjuice any time

Madam Sung, what can I do?

Gently, dear

Okay

Come...

What happened! No...

Come, hurry

I can't! The tummy is too big

Your tummy is getting big so fast

You know well that you can't

Then don't scream so amorously

and make me feel mentally aroused

I... I am going out

I can't bear it

The almond soup is ready

Madam Sung

The milk for madam Cheung is ready

We are all women, no need to be shy

Put it over there

I'll ask nanny to bring it over

Alright

Dear

Master Sung

Mrs Sung will be right back

Really?

The soup is ready

You want to drink it? You first

No almond taste

Tastes heavily of milk

Is this yours?

Yes

What is it?

Milk

Goat's milk or cow milk

Human milk, it's from me

No matter what, don't let anyone know

I'm going out first

You bastard, you must be having an affair with her

No

You deny?

Yes, no matter what

Tut!

You sex maniac, you mess with women while I'm pregnant

I heard Yuet Loi Inn belongs to Sung Sai Kit

Hey, do you know whether Sung Sai Kit

is the boss of this inn?

Sung Sai Kit? He's dead

Bitch

This Sung Sai Kit

died at the wrong time

May I ask when's the right time to die?

Who are you?

I'm the cashier here

If he has to die, he should die earlier

So we don't have to come a long way from San Si

You are from San Si

Only from San Si

can there be such high quality people

You two must be government officials!

Commissioner of San Si

Oh?

It's our Master

Oh?

They sent us here

to deliver an important letter to the magistrate

Why bother to tell

this nobody so many things?

Notorious...

Okay...

You are really smart...

Your Master sent you here for...

Stop talking nonsense, is it full here?

Full? It's a false front

Please have a seat

Don't touch me

I'm going to clean up, I'll be right back

Go...

Madam

What is it? Master Sung

Don't cry

There're two men outside

who are sent by your sister-in-law's brother

I suspect them

Please listen to me first

I'd like you to give up this room

in order that I can rent it out to them

I can make use of the opportunity to try them out

You might have to compromise a bit

No problem, you did this for me

Master Sung, you want to drink!

No... leave it for your son

No problem, if you like to have it

No need to stand on ceremony

You must squeeze it very hard

It's made by grinding

Grinding?

Almond soup!

You can squeeze out almond soup too

Madam

Don't crease my clothes

It's late, stop making such noises

Damn it, he really went into that woman's room

"Magistrate Ho of Guangchou"

You bastard

Who's making the horrible noise here?

It's you

It's late, what's a woman like you

doing here acting suspiciously

You're behaving like a slut and

sneaked into the room of two men

What are you trying to do?

Give me a good reason for that

Speak

Speak

I... I just want to borrow a night pot

Is this a good enough reason?

Without a dick, what'd she need a night pot for?

No

In fact, I wasn't here to borrow a night pot

I know, you thought Yeung Sau Chun was here

and wanted to have a chat with her, isn't it?

Yes! How smart you are

Of course, I won't think

she's messing with you

Would I be so suspicious?

Do you suspect me?

No, of course not

Damn it, you are blaming me

So what?

It's just ajoke!

Don't be angry

I won't

What's in the letter?

According to this letter, Yeung Sau Chun has been...

falsely accused, because this Yiu couple availed

of the relationship of the Commissioner of San Si

and wrote a letter to Ho Yue Da

and bribed him with five thousand taels of silver

to blame it on Yeung Sau Chun

How blatant, beat him up

No rush

This letter will be evidence enough

Let's make a copy

and put it back, so that no one will know

Right! You are great

Now you know

I always know

but it's just that I don't talk about it

Hereafter, you've have to repeat it once day and night

and without hairdo

Yes

And you certainly can't beat me up

Yes

and listen to all that I say

Only things of importance

That's bad, with your kind of intellect

you can't tell what is important

Let's do it this way

From now on, once I say maltose

you'll do as I say

Yes

I'm the world's most handsome man, what do you say?

Oh no!

Maltose

You are the most handsome man no matter what

There's no doubt about it

Don't!

Maltose

You asked for it

Oh, so that's how the case is

Even San Si's magistrate hasn't had a trial on the case

That's true

but our master's just hoping that

you can be more lenient

Hey... you've spoken everything

Your Honour, our Miss and Master

are on their way here with two officials

Kindly be more lenient

I as a government official

have always been impartial and honest

Please go back and report to the Commissioner

that for the sake of us all as colleagues

I'll try my best

As for the silver, I can't accept it

That's it then, please return

Please stay

Just leave the silver behind!

What is it, Madam Ho?

Tell your master

that our Magistrate Ho thanks him

Didn't Magistrate Ho say that

he was impartial?

The expenses are too big

To be honest

Ends up in nothing

Stinks

Let's go

The Yiu couple pays respects to your honour

You take a look at her

Do you recognize this woman with a child?

Your Honour

She's Ms Yeung, the wife of my brother-in-law

Yeung Sau Chun was an adulteress and murdered her husband

she also tried to blame the Yiu couple

Your Honour

Shut up, don't say anything

Your Honour, may I ask

if this is the first time you meet the Yiu couple?

So what?

If it is, then you must be so stupid

Stupid?

If this is the first meeting

you have to at least make it look better

Have I not done it well just now?

That's right! You should at least pretend

to listen to what everyone has to say

The Yiu couple hasn't said a word

and you appeared to know everything

that's like telling all that everything's pre-arranged

Well...

You're doing as what I say

How could you be a magistrate?

Damn, if I don't teach you a lesson today

I won't be a real magistrate

Use torture

Sir, there are three kinds of torture

which one would you like?

Type C!

Wait, what is C?

C is C!

Hold on

When has a woman the right to speak?

My husband is essentially a scholar

As long as he has credibility

you can't punish him as you like

As long as he likes it, it's fine

Is that right?

It is obvious...

So you want to play tactics

I am game, but be careful

you don't get yourself into serious trouble

I'm ready to go against you whatever it takes

The three of you must think through this

you haven't had a bowel movement for 10 days

and you haven't slept for a month

Your sow had a miscarriage a few days ago

and died last night

All because Sung Sai Kit

meddled with the fung shui

that's how all this came about

No matter what, you're seniors; Sung Sai Kit...

Sung Sai Kit is way out of line

So, according to my opinion... my opinion...

Uncle...

Just say it!

Say it!

So shouldn't we

teach him a lesson?

Could you finish your sentence at one go?

Alright, uncle...

Gentlemen...

So rude, leaving without informing me

Strip his title, isn't it?

You've gone downstairs so quickly

As I said, I'm a scholar so you can't use torture on me

You're merely a petty local magistrate

One day when I pass the public exam

I could be your boss

You are not a scholar anymore

Scholar

Teacher

Sung Sai Kit, you messed with the fung shui

I'm stripping your title now

Scholar, thanks for your trouble

You're welcome...

Please...

If officials are protecting each other

Want to destroy my official credits?

Don't think you could do me any harm

Get me the letter, honey

What? It is with you!

With me? I thought it was with you

Is it with me?

Wait

Oh god, they forgot the letter

Excuse me, out of the way

What are you two doing?

Right, your honour

I forgot something important

Could you give me an hour?

Ridiculous, come men!

Yes

Beat him up

Wait

What is it?

Don't say I haven't warned you

I know all about you

If you dare to touch me

you'll regret it

Beat him up

Wait

Are you afraid?

I'll strip you then beat you

to ensure you're beaten up good, go on

Wait

What's up?

Hit me real hard if you dare

The harder you hit me, the more seriously I'll sue you

What is there for you to sue?

Forty strokes

Wait

Forty are too few

Give eighty if you have the guts

Right, I'll give you a good round hundred

Wait

What is it now?

Nothing, just for fun

I'll beat you till you scream

Wait

Who shouted this time?

Ah Fook

Here is the letter

Adivsor, read it out loudly

Yes!

Husband, I kept your company and we XXXXX till dawn

I then realised your XXXXX is great

Oh no!

Husband, I XXX you

Damn, I got the wrong letter

What letter is this? Speak

It's a love letter from my wife

Shit

XX till dawn

Just a letter

Your husband's XXX is great!

It's a pen, haven't I told you

the correct article for pen is 'a', not 'your piece of'

We're going home to write

Stop

What's up?

Have you two fooled around enough?

Come men, beat him up

Stop, who dares beat my husband?

Beat him up

Go ahead

Butt it

How dare you!

How dare you

show contempt for the court, go away

I'll cover for you

Maltose

You promised to listen to me, have you forgotten?

even if you don't care about yourself

you should care for the baby

I said Maltose, aren't you supposed to leave?

Alright, wait for me

Ah Fook, go back and get the letter

You bastard, if I don't get even

I am a turtle

Alright, I'll give you one more chance

after that, you'll be led through the streets

Wouldn't you turtle have done it in vain?

Wake me up when you're done beating him a hundred times

Yes, Sir

You've no luck to enjoy that gift of 5000 silver taels

You're crazy, what five thousand taels?

If I had that amount, I wouldn't work anymore

Even if you don't, you still have to work

Precisely because I don't, that's why I have to work

I took them

What do you say?

5000 taels from the Commissioner

How could you have taken

that five thousand taels of silver?

Wait a minute, how did he know about the money?

Never mind

just release him

No, if he's released now

aren't we admitting our own crime?

Now he's sentenced, let's hold firm till the very end

Have you found the letter yet?

No! I've searched the whole house

and it can't be found

Big trouble

Master is being led through the streets

Madam Sung...

Forget it... hold the lawsuit

Just say whether you are going or not?

I...

Go!

Master

What are you doing here? Hurry and go

Hey... Wait for me

I... Kill

How come she brings so many people here?

What's going on?

Easier to guard against the righteous foe

than villainous treachery

Swordsmanship of Er Mei

You broke my water bag

I'll fight you till death

Are you alright?

Wife

Husband!

Are you going to give birth?

Take Sung Sai Kit away

Brother Yeung

It's a disaster, go

Don't scare me

Don't give birth yet

Giving birth!

Come, Madam

Protect the convict, or else you'll be dead

Retreat, all retreat

Harder

Hurry and try harder

Retreat

My dear

Wife

Is the child born yet?

Master, the child is born

Nanny, does my son

have a dick?

No

What are you doing here?

To attend the banquet

What? Here is prison

What banquet you want to attend?

Never mind him, he can't do any harm

Mr Sung, you've sacrificed a lot

Needless to say

I just pray to god

that he gives my son back his dick

What does a girl need that for?

What did you say?

Say it again

My wife gave birth to a girl

Yes!

God has at least given me some face

What can I do for you?

Storming the jail

I won't do anything illegal

Villain, if you didn't do anything illegal

how did Yeung Sau Chun's brother die?

It was an accident; the owner of this fan

can be my witness

One simply can't deceive oneself

I can't bear people being ungrateful to me

It's him

This time we can't be saved

Who's he?

Bastard

Bastard too?

He's a government official, that's why he's a bastard

but a bastard of substance

He never accepts bribe

that's why his wife left him

From then onwards, he was committed to his work totally

and was promoted up 4 ranks

He's now the Inspector-General

We have hope then

What are we going to do?

Not we, it's you

Go immediately to submit a plain document to him

You'll have to make some sacrifices forjustice

I suppose you shouldn't have any problem with that

No problem at all

That's good

Thank you

Give this fan to him

Be careful on your way

You are now in a very dangerous position

I'm not afraid

This is a highly secured place

Nobody can just come in

like that so easily

If you can be here

you must have tried very hard

and suffered a lot

But just now when I came in I only said

I'm here for the banquet

Alright, I know that you are great

Stop boasting

The national issue is more important, go

Alright, farewell

What do you want?

Just visiting!

Visiting

How come he's in such bad luck?

So bad that someone tries to kill him

If he dies, then we'll be in trouble

If he dies, you'll be responsible

You think I don't know?

Shut up...

What is it?

Come men

What is it?

Hurry and chase

He's gone, it's too late

It's no use

After him

He's fainted, hurry and wake him up

Sung Sai Kit, are you alright?

Take a few steps and see if you're alright

What are you doing here?

You asked me to take a few steps

Then clap your hands for me

Sure

Clap your hands for me

What makes you so happy so as to clap your hands?

Your mom is pregnant

Has he gone mad?

Sung Sai Kit has gone mad

Sung Sai Kit goes mad in prison

Sung Sai Kit goes mad...

Sung Sai Kit goes mad... he's mad

Stand still

Sit down

Hey, what are you doing?

Sung Sai Kit, take a look

Do you recognize this woman with a child?

No

Really?

Hold it

Damn it

Hey dear, people said you've gone mad

are you for real?

What tricks are you playing?

Who are you? Why talk to me in headstand position?

It's rude

Take her out for a beating

Let's see how long you can tolerate

You really can, I'll kick...

Give her to me

Why you're taking away my daughter? Give her back to me

Quiet, I know what to do

Sung Sai Kit, both women claim

to be the mother of this baby

How are you going to settle this case?

Why do you ask me? Want to fool me

Not really

I just want to seek your advice

for my consideration

I warn you, don't fool around with my daughter

What are you fighting for? Cut her up in two pieces

and each will get half of her

Are you mad, she's your daughter

You have a share too

Me too? Then cut her into three pieces

I want the middle part

Do you have a share of her?

Yes!

It's none of your business

Advisor

Yes

Sung Sai Kit, cut the baby into

four equal shares

Alright

Cut...

Are you really mad...

She is your daughter

You said to cut her, now you hesitate

such a waste of time, it's crazy

Sung Sai Kit, you've been clever all this time

how come you've ended up like this

There's no point keeping you in jail

I order you and your family

to leave in 3 days and all your possessions confiscated

Out of the way...

Even if I can't kill you

I have to make you mad

See how you can sue me

"Yuet Loi Inn"

Madam

You can't take anything away

except things which you've kept with yourself

Why are you so blatant?

Sealed

Listen, if there are still things falling from you

we'll seal it

How could a good person

end up like this?

No matter what he became

he's still my husband

"I love you"

Husband

Quiet

Let's go

Yes...

Madam, are you alright?

Yes

I've just recalled that

we've been married for 10 years

and he never said he loves me

Dear I'm sorry, I love you

Come again...

Let me knock you unconscious

Damn you

He just pretends to be mad, come and help

Hurry

Hurry...

My daughter

Let me hold her...

She is bigger than nanny

Let me see

it's really a girl

Look at how cute she is

Master, your acting is so good

You've fooled me too

If I can't fool you, I'd betterjump into the sea

If I don't pretend to be mad in jail, I'll die horribly

I've survived this once, their payback time is soon

Wife

Look

The letter!

How did you get it?

It's been with me all this time

Why didn't you give it to Magistrate Ho that day?

Magistrate Ho? That day in court

He was higher in rank

If I showed it to him, he would have destroyed it

I've been waiting for a chance

I want the Inspector-General to

take away his rank in front of me

Your honour, redress an injustice

How dare you

How dare you get in the way of an Inspector-General

No matter what, give him 30 strokes first

What's wrong? Why do I get the strokes?

It's you

Officials conspire with each other

Sir, Sung Sai Kit is famous for

distorted facts and falsely accused other people

He pretended to be mad and fooled me

You are a magistrate

how can you allow a mere scholar to fool around in here

Your Honour, I am just a local magistrate

of course he wouldn't respect me

But he's been spreading rumours that even you...

Pardon me for talking straight!

He says even Your Honour together with the three of us

will still be no match for him

Bullshit, would a mere scholar

create trouble for us?

No, Mr. Commissioner

Many people bet heavily

that Sung Sai Kit will win this case

Alright, I'll see what Sung Sai Kit

is capable of

Court in session...

Summon Sung Sai Kit and all related people

Thank you

Thank you

Sign for me

Thank you for your support

Inspector-General

Sung Sai Kit, let me remind you

you are no longer a scholar

Right, why don't you kneel to the Inspector-General?

Sung Sai Kit, you show no respect for the law

Since you put so much emphasis on appearances

Fine, I'll kneel

Insolence, is it just appearance

if you showed respect for an official?

Respect is in the heart

not on the knees

Do you agree? Your Honour

Sung Sai Kit...

Sung Sai Kit, you are allowed not to kneel

Thank you, Your Honour

How did the Tin couple

murder the husband of Yeung Sau Chun?

Magistrate Ho, what did Miss Yeung's husband die of?

Yeung...

Your Honour, Yeung Sau Chun's husband

was so angered that he spit out blood

Inspector-General, you heard that

Summon Chan Er

Summon Chan Er

Tell their lordships

who you are and what do you do?

I am a coroner from San Si, Your Honour

How did Yeung Sau Chun's husband die?

All his bones had turned black

He died of severe poisoning

What? Say it louder

Died of severe poisoning

You two are so malicious, you killed my husband

Stop crying

You could be the one who poisoned him

Yes, it may be her...

That's right! If this is the case, you...

Me?

Not you, you...

Magistrate from San Si, someone died an unnatural death

in your territory, and you do nothing about it

You are responsible for all this

but you don't have to be so scared

You are not the murderer, it's the Yiu couple

Your Honour, we are innocent...

It's not a false accusation; since it's proved that

Yiu Er died of severe poisoning, how can you still say

his wife caused his death

If you are not guilty conscious, why should you lie?

How do I know if he died of anger

or of severe poisoning

This is so argumentative

Even if Yiu Er died of severe poisoning

there's no proof that

it was done by the Yiu couple

That's right!

That's true! Summon Siao Mei

Summon Siao Mei

I am here

Greetings to all

Siao Mei

You are Siao Mei

Yes, Your Honour

Where were you after the murder?

Your Honour, since Madam

disappeared, I went back to my homeland

But you were at the crime scene at that time

Speak the truth

No... I wasn't there

How can you say that?

You told me from the very beginning

that they poisoned and killed my husband

You asked me to leave too

How could you say such things now?

I didn't say that

And...

Enough

Thank you, you may go now

Your Honour...

Sung Sai Kit, not your turn yet

Siao Mei, continue

I'm the maid serving Madam

Madam was violent

and bullied 2nd master all the time

She used to hit him

You...

At times, she would invite

some rascals home

I wasn't there on the day of murder

but the day before

I heard her quarrelling very fiercely

with 2nd master in their room

The next day, 2nd master died

Sung Sai Kit, what else would you say?

Nothing

Your Honour, the case is entirely clear

Yeung Sau Chun murdered her husband

Sung Sai Kit falsely accused other people

Mr Sung, you should be capable of more

Your Honour, you are so smart, you've got it right

There's a letter here, it was written by

the Commissioner of San Si to Magistrate Ho

and accidentally came into my possession

I made a copy

What is it about?

The content is very interesting

To protect his own sister, the Commissioner of San Si

paid 5000 taels to

Ho Yue Da, and asked him

to turn a blind eye to the case

Your Honour, there's indeed a letter

from the Commissioner who requested me

to deal with the case

according to the law

Where's the letter now?

It's gone

Then look at this one then!

Wait

Just now you said you've copied from it

Then you could have written it in any way you want

The copy was sent to Magistrate Ho

The one I've got here is the true copy

You can say whatever you want

It's hard to determine whether it's real or not

See if the handwriting matches

That's right

Wait

What do you want?

As per the law, whoever peeps at official documents

should have his eyes gouged out; isn't it, Your Honour?

Yes

True indeed that there's such a law

Sung Sai Kit, if you've really peeped at the documents

then you should have your eyes gouged out first

If you agree to do that

We'll believe that this letter is the true copy

Sounds reasonable

Inspector-General, what do you think?

Correct

Go on

May I ask if I could gouge some other places?

How dare you be so blatant

Use on him with instruments of punishment

Are you going to gouge?

No

Damn it, if not then you're making a false statement

disrespectful to government officials

What should be done in accordance with the law?

Cut off his tongue

Torture him with instruments of punishment

Sung Sai Kit, either your eyes gouged out

or cut off your tongue; Choose

You can't have a third choice

Husband

Use torture

Wait

Who said that?

Me

What is it?

Someone shitting

Who?

My... daughter

Your Honour, allow me to change diaper for my daughter

Damn it, how can you

do such a thing in court, you...

Magistrate Ho farts...

In court, only government officials can fart

common people are not allowed to shit

It's not fair, right?

That's right... so loud, and it stinks

Alright... change it!

Thank you. Your Honour, what...

So troublesome, why give birth to a girl?

Girls like to shit

Why blame me? Had you done some good deeds

your sons wouldn't have all died

Hadn't I done any good? It's all your fault

Not me

No? I haven't said anything yet

It's all because of you, all you do is cry

I've tolerated you for a long time

You cried so much that softened the heart of my wife

and made me take on this case, and here comes trouble

Let me tell you

It's none of my business

Quiet

Now I'm the most innocent one

Do me a favour, throw away the diaper for me

Could someone please help?

No fooling around in court

Who is it again?

Who else?

I...

Magistrate Ho, you are a scholar

Behave yourself in court

I... never mind

Don't cry

Dear, come over here

Yes!

How come there's a silver ingot here?

It's from Magistrate Ho

How come my money is with you?

How come Magistrate Ho's silver ingot

is with you?

There must be a reason. Don't ask

Speak up

I can't

What are you afraid of now?

I can't

We all know what's going on

You... you dare to seduce my wife

I...

You damned bastard

You seduced his wife, and you dare deny it

I... I haven't

You slut, tell the truth

or else I'll drown you in a cage

Alright! Magistrate Ho bought a house

and I'm his agent, this is the commission

When did I buy a house?

It's playboy Wang!

What? The one who loves flirting with women

How did Mr Ho get to know this person?

Magistrate Ho didn't but Madam Ho did

You bought a house from Wang

Me? No, I didn't

You women are so ungrateful

Magistrate Ho works hard to earn

just a little, and you use his money to support a gigolo

You really...

How much is the house?

Five thousand taels of silver

You took 5000 taels of silver to support a gigolo

What rubbish... from where can I get that much?

You didn't

I wouldn't dare take that silver

but you took it to support a gigolo

I haven't spent a dime of it

You're lying

if you haven't spent the 5,000 taels of silver from the

Commissioner of San Si, how come it's with my wife?

Damn, that 5,000 taels of silver

are still kept in my room

Those five thousand taels of silver are in her room

Madam Ho, sorry to bother you

you may go back to sleep

Inspector-General,

I suppose you've heard it very clearly just now

Sung Sai Kit,

even if I've given five thousand taels of silver

to Magistrate Ho, you still can't sue me for bribery

I can give him the money, can't I?

Whether it's a bribe or not can be proved by the letter

You dare mention about that letter

Just now you tried to be sly and divert the subject

I almost forgot about your peeping at official papers

Men, execute the punishment

Damn you

When did I ever peep at the official papers?

The letter you sawjust now was no official paper

It's just a blank sheet of paper

He's lying! Your Honour

How dare you lie in court

That's right, according to the law

telling lies deserves to be slapped fifty times

I'd be glad to accept the punishment

even if I were slapped 2 more times

But I stole the true copy

and put it here

But I didn't read it & so I needn't have my eyes gouged

But you were stealing...

Stay... calm, stealing official paper

according to the law

he's to be flogged a 100 times and exiled for 5 years

I know from the very start

You didn't read the letter

How can you insist on saying that

this is bribery?

Speak

We've won

To tell you the truth, I'm just making an assumption

Your Honour, according to the law

what's the punishment for assuming

in the court?

Not guilty

How lucky

But, I can bear the responsibility of some other charge

But then, Magistrate Tin

you should clarify the matter for yourself

Why don't we read the letter out aloud?

If I assumed wrongly

I blemished your credibility

I'll be guilty

Myself, my wife and daughter

my servants, my nanny should all be executed

Yes

Magistrate Tin, please

Oh

Read it

No...

What's there to be shy of? Read it!

No...

Maybe Magistrate Ho can help

I've dropped it, let me pick it up first

I'll wait for you

lt'll take some time

Oh, dropped it again, pick it up

Sit down, from the way it seems

I know that you can't read

Since nobody wants to read

Your Honour, you are stern and impartial

May I invite you to help

Dropped it again, pick it up

Enough, time to go

Pick it up again...

Colleagues, should I read or not?

Just wait for a while

Right, wait for a while

Might as well forget about reading it

Good...

Phew!

Sung Sai Kit, what do you want?

Spitting and suing

First suing you as Magistrate of San Si for neglect;

A murder in yourjurisdiction and you do nothing about it

Dereliction of duty

Then suing you as Commissioner of San Si to allow your

sister to commit murder deliberately flouting the law.

Thirdly, suing Ho Yue Da, Magistrate of Guangchou

for bribery, killing the good and faithful

And farting

I might as well sue you too

Me?

Why not? You as Inspector-General

allow your subordinates to make a mess

You think your credibility is still intact

but your people are oppressed

If I sued you in the royal court

you and your family would be exterminated

Dismiss

Feeling good? Madam Sung

Not bad

This way

Alright...

Master Sung, feeling good?

Yes

Give me...

What else are you not satisfied with? Mr Sung

Your sister is a murderer!

Chopped off her head, how cold-blooded

What's the use of staying alive, isn't it?

Yes...

Mr Sung, what will happen to us?

Yes...

Mr Sung, we...

Kill!

Magistrate Ho, you stand up so high

how can I hear what you're saying?

Mr Sung, you've now regained your official rank

Moreover, our crime doesn't deserve a death penalty

Don't you think so?

Yes...

Why are you asking me? How am I supposed to know

I'm nobody, go and ask the official

Your Honour...

Then put aside the investigation, what do you think?

Yes!

Whatever

Thank you

As for myself...

What do you want to say? Please follow the rule

Yes, there's a space here, come on

What do you think I should do? Mr Sung

You've all followed the rules, good

Won't sue you anymore

Yes

Dear, let's go

Alright

Dear, who are these people?

Officer

Officer!

Great

It's lucky that I've asked you to fight

the case for Yeung Sau Chun

Now there's no worry our son wouldn't have a dick

Now they are too many

Come, come over here

Dad, Mom

Come over... Hurry...

Come over, stand straight

Hurry...

Wait a minute

What is it?

The fortune seems to have changed

Where to?

Over there

Then we...

Good...