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I see.

Sekidousai is missing.

Yes. I've got people all over Japan searching for him,

but at the moment there's no clue.

But I can't believe that he'd give up that easily.

You guys keep your guard up.

Understood.

Goodbye.

I'm sorry, Karina-san...

I can't accept this!

No way!

That seat of yours is suspicious!

But we're just one ahead of Tomohane!

I don't want this seat!

Then me neither!

Furano, you too?

I don't want the order to change, and for me to end up below Imari-chan and Sayoko-chan...

I'm sure they'll make me take out all the garbage and do all the cleaning.

Um... I like mine too.

You're asking for too much!

You're number three right now!

No, even lower...

I can't be three...

Too many exceptions!

Quiet now.

So basically, you aren't happy with the present order?

That's right.

Gokyouya, what's your opinion?

I'm happy with the present situation.

I don't know about how it was on the mountain, but in our present order, I'm unable to force anyone to do anything.

I take pride in the orders I received from you, and in my research.

Even if I were in the lowest seat, I wouldn't complain.

However...

However?

I definitely don't want to be in a seat below Imari and Sayoka.

Then what about you, Tensou?

Any number.

Okay?

As long as I'm not below them.

I see. So the only ones who aren't unhappy are Sendan and Nadeshiko...

And they aren't here.

Where's Tomohane?

She's playing at the usual place.

So Kaoru-sama put me at the top...

And me at number two!

I'm very much opposed to that!

There's no telling what you guys'd do if you got your hands on such power!

I get it, I get it.

If you're that sure, then do this.

Is that not okay?

No, but...

I'd rather you decide it.

Then I won't.

Understood.

It will be just as you say.

Youko-san, you're pretty.

Your tail is really pretty!

It's not, it's too fat!

It is!

It feels good!

Hey, stop it.

Rub, rub.

I'll do this to you!

Well?

Hey, Keita, don't look this way!

What are you talking about?

I'm not interested in seeing you or Tomohane naked.

I've got lots of interest in those voices though!

Boobs, boobs, boobs!

Do it.

Boobs, boobs, boing !

Let me go!

What's that?

Who knows?

That felt good!

Me too!

I thought I was gonna die.

I wish I could take a bath every day...

You don't have a bath at your house right now, do you?

Hey, Keita, buy a bath!

I don't have the money!

I've barely have enough money to go to the public ones!

I wonder if somebody'd give us a free bath.

Keita!

Keita-sama!

What the heck was that?

It's a pot, I think!

What's something like this doing here?

Hey, couldn't this be a bath?

If you built a fire below it, couldn't it be a bath?

Is there something in it?

It's empty!

All right!

Bath, bath!

Why do I have to carry it?

Keita, fight, fight!

Furano?

Yes, it's seventh ranked, Furano-chan!

Keita-sama, nice to see you.

What?

You like fire, it seems.

Fire?

Fire attacking you?

What's that?

Foresight!

I can see the future sometimes.

My future is fire?

Am I going to work at a thermal power station when I grow up or something?

No, it's fire that's coming soon.

Flames would be more accurate than fire... You're burning in them!

Don't say things like that!

Didn't you like that?

I didn't!

You didn't like your future?

No, that's not...

Seeing the future is no fun.

The future's interesting 'cause you don't know what'll happen.

That's why Kaoru-sama said that...

I see.

Kaoru?

What did Kaoru-sama do?

I can't tell you... but that's a problem.

Keita-sama, would you just tell me that I'm number one?

What?

If you do, I'll do something nice.

Very nice.

Hey, wait!

What are you doing?

Ah, Youko-san suddenly appeared!

You knew I was here! I've been here the whole time!

Don't worry. Now then, let me continue...

Continue what?

Everybody's looking!

This way!

What did you come here for, Furano?

No real reason.

You said "number one" back there. Could this be about the order?

This is a really nice pot!

Don't try and fool me... I don't care if it's really...

What, what?

A person's coming out of the pot?

Really... Tensou?

Furano, running off ahead of everyone isn't nice.

Tensou-chan, what are you doing here?

I've got to talk to Keita-sama.

Seat number six in Kaoru-sama's order,

Tensou.

Hi.

Keita-sama, please tell me that I'm number one.

Even number three is fine!

You too?

Please.

Right now?

Now, what?

Now... Imari and Sayoka?

Number eight, Imari!

Number nine, Sayoka!

Keita-sama, actually,

we have a request...

What kind of day is today?

Kaoru-sama's number five.

Gokyouya...

Today... Gokyouya.

I know it's sudden, but I have a request.

Give me a rank.

Any rank is fine, as long as it's above Imari and Sayoka.

That's not fair!

What?

What's going on?

I don't know what's going on, but I've had enough of Kaoru's Inukami!

Actually... we were arguing about the order...

Order?

Oh, right. Kaoru's got ten of you.

You're deciding your rank.

Position number one is Sendan, and number two is Nadeshiko.

Number ten is Tomohane, that's not a problem... but as for the rest of us...

Everyone's unhappy with the present order, and everyone wants to go up as high as they can.

If possible, above Imari and Sayoka.

And so we discussed it, but we couldn't decide on it.

So Kaoru-sama asked us to have Keita-sama decide.

Me?

I don't know why he'd do that; making me handle all this trouble.

Even if I decided...

Even if I...

In a place like this...

Karina-san?

Is that pot yours?

Yes.

I've been looking for it.

What is it?

Every time I say something people come out of it.

Of course.

This is a pot that can grant any wish.

A spirit lives in the pot and will grant any wish.

I took it in for investigation, but the minute I took my eyes off it it vanished.

I'm just lucky that you got it.

A pot that will grant any wish, that's great!

With this, I can rule the world!

What will you do with it?

I'll start with world conquest... no, I'll take a harem before that!

I'll use this pot to get myself a harem!

A harem, a harem!

A man's fantasy!

Keita-sama...

Do you think I'll let you have a harem?

Shut up!

I take back what I said earlier!

For now let's get the rest of the inukami out here!

Sendan, come out!

Sendan?

Captain...

What was that?

The wrong Sendan?

I forgot to tell you, but the spirit in the pot is very uncooperative,

and won't accept the plain meaning of your words.

What?

It could be dangerous if used improperly.

Anyway, I'm going to take it back and investigate it!

Keita!

No matter what the trick is,

I'm making myself a harem with this!

I won't let--

You wanted me to decide your order, right?

That's... well...

Then you can use this pot.

It's a bit warped, but your wish will come true.

You might get the position you want.

However... if you want to use it, you have to serve me.

Once I feel like I've got a harem, I'll let you use it!

How awful!

That's terrible!

Kaoru-sama, he's a demon!

There's a demon here!

How cruel...

Now, will you do it or not?

Understood, I will!

I'll take the fastest route to making you happy.

I'll take my clothes off.

What?

Hey, wait!

What are you doing?

It's okay.

I'm not like the rest of the children, I'm an adult.

I can give a little bit of extra fanservice.

I'm an 18+ character.

Keita, what are you making her do?

Sounds good. You're stripping, huh?

Yes, yes of course!

All right, strip, strip!

What?

What's going on?

Where are we?

Hey, hey!

Why me?

Nuge... nue!

You're a pot, so shut up for a minute!

Then, who's next!

Keita, are you going to keep doing this?

Yes, yes.

Number one, get a glimpse of Imari!

Number two, Sayoka!

No good.

W-What?

Our fanservice didn't work...

Keita-sama is finally losing his male inclinations...

I'm just fine! Just fine !

Keita, they're just kids! Since when were you a loli--

Shut up already!

Maybe Nadeshiko, but I'm not a lolicon that's attracted to kids like these...

Where are we?

I got dragged along again too!

Lolicon and wet concrete are about as different as can be!

Don't be stupid!

Next.

Tensou, what about this?

I'll draw a portrait... As faithfully as I can.

No... I'll bend reality to make you look better.

Then try it.

Well then.

Like this?

This isn't good.

Why? It's perfect.

If you're going to do it, draw something like this.

That's...

Graphic.

It needs to be something like that, or I won't be satisfied!

Nude... Open... Entangled...

Hey, what kind of picture are you going to make her draw?

Are you really going to make her draw a picture like that...

Yes, of course!

I want to.

Ruins?

Pyramid.

What is it this time?

Me again?

Shitai... shitai... so mummies.

Stop it already!

Interpret things the normal way!

Gokyouya, what will you do?

Let me see... how about a physical?

We'll play doctor?

You'll strip?

You will.

That's a real physical!

I'm trying to become a doctor.

I'm healthy.

The people who say that are at the greatest risk.

It's quite common for somebody to look young and be old on the inside.

How about you go to a hospital and get an extended physical?

A human dock? I don't need it!

What?

I keep asking, why me?

Dock and dog are close, but they're different!

I'm going to break you into pieces, dammit!

What's wrong, Tayune?

How about frisbee?

That's just a sport! No way!

Why you--

Frisbee is fun! Kaoru-sama is happy if I grab it when he throws it!

You're the one who gets it?

If you can't think of an idea, then I'll suggest one.

That's right.

Give me a kiss.

I can't believe it!

Keita, you idiot! Cheater!

Now then, Tayune, kiss me.

Right on my cheek, like this.

No, that's not it!

A kiss, a kiss!

Stop being stubborn, and do it right!

If you don't, I'll really break you.

Never mind about Igusa.

You're lying.

Hey, I'm not into forcing girls!

No, I'm sure you plan to sink your poisonous fangs into me.

You're going to threaten me so I can't resist!

And then make me take my clothes off one at a time...

And then tie me up so you can do whatever you want...

Horrible, unspeakable things!

Oh, Kaoru-sama, save me!

Wait, what kind of fetish do you think I have?!

Stay back!

No!

Pervert!

I see.

I'm a pervert, so I come out of the pot.

What the hell is this?

Why me too?

You're okay, but how come we didn't get some kind of bad joke for pervert, and why is it me?

I am not okay!

Get away from me, Kawahira!

I can't somehow!

You get away from me!

I want to, but I can't!

I never knew you were into that, Keita-sama...

I'm really shocked!

Pervert...

Karina-sama's on the bottom...

I like it!

No, don't get the wrong idea!

He and I are nothing!

Really!

I'm not into this either.

This is some kind of accident.

We'll never get anywhere at this rate.

We were wrong to believe in Keita-sama.

We should decide it ourselves.

How?

We should decide...

by force...

Stop it!

Jeez...

I just came to see what was going on, and this is what I find?

Don't embarrass yourselves!

But...

Silence.

I heard what's going on.

You're fighting over the order, right?

Yes.

So we thought we'd have Keita-sama decide.

Even so, I can't imagine that Kaoru-sama would want you all to fight.

He would want you to take each other hand in hand and be friends.

Will you still fight?

If you understand, then stop fighting over the order.

Yes.

All right, everybody understands.

You can't have the girls fighting over the order after all.

It was worth me being the bad guy.

Right, Karina-san?

Yes.

I don't really know what's going on, but I'm glad there's no fighting.

Great, great!

Now then, let's make a harem where everybody's evil and there's no order!

Keita...

Are you still saying that?

Whose fault do you think it is?

This was my chance... my once-in-a-lifetime chance that might never come again!

No complaints!

Dai Jaen!

Why me too?

My my... Furano-chan's prophecy was right.

He deserved it.

But, but...

Why did Kaoru-sama have Keita-sama decide the order?

That's...

Kaoru-sama likes Keita-sama.

I see!

The novelist, Mamizu Arisawa.

There's no need to explain at this point, but he's the author of the novels upon which this series is based.

The hero who keeps losing his clothes...

The mage who's not wearing any pants...

The lingerie artists...

All of these were born from his brain.

A creator of concepts that no others may follow...

Mamizu Arisawa,

he is a true pervert.

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