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Asoko-chan!

Magical Girl Asoko-chan, S Triple Dash! Anime coming soon!

At last there'll be an Asoko-chan anime!

I'll be able to meet a new you, Asoko-chan!

Sekidousai, you can't get away!

Give up!

What should I give up?

That's Karina-san's ancestor all right.

I'm not a pervert!

Sure...

But why is a powerful mage like you dressed like that?

Then let me ask you this:

what's wrong with this outfit?

Why is it that people cannot expose their nether?

And then why is the monkey naked?

Because it's a damn monkey!

Why can't people be naked like the monkey?

Why must they wear clothes?

Don't you have human morals?

Ethics, morals, humanity...

Pathetic.

Is it human wisdom to restrain oneself?

I'll say it as many times as I have to, humans are free.

A world where all desires are affirmed, and all emotions are released, that's what I will make.

Enough!

There's nothing more to talk about!

So it seems.

Yeah!

Okay, Master!

Pathetic descendant, bring it on.

You again?

In the name of the wise ruler of Hakusan, I order you... Frogs, crush our enemy!

In the name of Tousan Shinkun, I order you... Air, play a symphony!

Dai Jaen!

Why you...

Wait!

Keita-san, calm down!

We should combine our powers and attack.

He's right!

All right.

All right, then it's a three way combo!

In the name of the wise ruler of Hakusan, I order you...

In the name of Tousan Shinkun, I order you...

Frogs, crush our enemy!

Air, play a symphony!

Dai Jaen!

Kaoru-sama!

This is...

How dare you... Kaoru-sama!

What's wrong?

Is that all you have?

Nadeshiko...

Yes.

It's just started, Sekidousai.

Entertain me some more.

That attitude of yours pisses me off too!

In the name of the wise ruler of Hakusan, I order you... Frogs...

In the name of Tousan Shinkun, I order you... Air...

What?

Play a symphony!

Crush our enemy!

What? Damn it!

Hey, that's not fair, doing it with just the two of you!

Once more!

Okay!

Dai Jaen!

Huhuh?

Where are we?

Sekidousai's secret base, I guess.

What do you mean?

Each time we attacked Sekidousai, that space kept getting repaired.

He pretended to be hit by our attacks...

And was using our power.

So we knocked out the root.

I see!

Smart, Keita!

I'm impressed you managed to see through it.

I'll praise you for that.

Let me out!

What are you going to do?

I'm going to suck out all their power...

And make it my own power.

Stop it!

Free them!

I'll be your opponent!

Holy Crush!

Don't get in my way!

Let's play, let's play!

Pathetic descendant...

Hey, Keita!

What should I do?

No, that's not right!

Stop it...

No...

No, no...

That's...

No...

Warning, warning!

The level of spiritual power is increasing rapidly... At this rate I will break.

Impossible!

It's just two inukami tsukai and their dogs.

Stop, don't look!

Don't look!

That's unbelievable.

Emergency system shutdown.

Dammit...

Hey, Keita, is that all that's in your head?

Is now the time to be asking that?

I'll tell you something, my pure lady.

The other reason I want to revive, is to take revenge on Dai Youko.

Revenge on my father?

Once, I fought Dai Youko, but he defeated me.

After that, I hid myself in here, and waited for a chance to revive.

Thanks to you, I have more than enough power to return to earth.

Now we'll have lots of fun on earth.

No you won't!

You play here!

Damn, hey!

Jaen!

Fire!

Kawahira!

Keita!

Pathetic descendant, it's round two!

No more!

Hey, hey, hey!

It's okay.

Thanks.

The time has come.

The first step toward the realization of Sekidousai's dream.

Master, are you going?

Yes, I'm returning to earth.

It's time to go!

Why you... wait!

He's gone?

Keita-san, look!

Jump in!

Keita, wait!

Let's go too.

Yes.

Let's go back to everyone.

Everyone...

Why didn't you say anything?

I'm sorry.

It's too late to get mad.

That's right.

Let's look for Kaoru-sama too.

But how do we get inside the picture?

What's that...?

Be careful, I sense a strange spiritual power!

He's coming back!

Kaoru-sama is coming back!

Is now the time for this?

Kaoru-sama?

Kaoru-sama!

Kaoru-sama, are you hurt?

Where did you go?

We'll talk later.

Now's not the time for that.

It's already started.

Keita!

We're going to defeat Sekidousai!

Let's go!

It smells like cucumbers...

Socrates, been well?

It seems my hightened spiritual power has affected you as well.

Daisakkai, how's it going?

We're in good shape!

Right now, we're at about 83.50%.

It's a bit unstable though.

I see.

However, it's pretty good... people's happiness.

Dreams, hopes, prayers... love!

If all the feelings of happiness gather together...

Well, it's like specks of dust gathering together to make a mountain.

I'll take it all to further my spiritual power.

Stop it!

Don't use people's happiness as fertilizer!

In the name of the wise ruler of Hakusan, I order you... Frog, kick his ass!

It didn't touch him?

My original power is coming back.

Socrates, play with them.

Watch out!

You did it again!

You don't like it when your clothes disappear, and you don't like it when people put them on you...

Jeez... clothes are troublesome.

A "naked banzai" guy like you has no right to say that!

I don't want you to get the wrong idea, so I'll say this: I'm not naked.

Huh?

I'm wearing the clothing called pride.

Is that so?

Well, I'm busy enhancing my spiritual power now.

Your opponent is...

It's huge!

Have lots of fun with them.

Understood, Master.

Kaoru-sama!

You're heavy!

I can't carry you myself!

Are you okay?

Yeah, you saved me!

Revolve, revolve!

Make a big new hole!

And we're done...

Haja Soukou - Hatsuro x ALL: Rengoku!

We got it!

Look!

There you are!

It's not working!

Let's fall back!

What a guy...

It's coming this way.

I found you!

There, there!

Hey! You're too big, that's against the rules!

Double rotation!

We'll have to aim for his vitals!

Vitals?

I can't say I'm happy about it!

Frogs, crush our enemy!

Play a symphony!

Jaen!

Did we get it?

No?

Keita-san, look at that!

Squash you flat!

Flat!

Hey, Youko!

Use shukuchi to get me on top of him!

What will you do?

I might find a weak point!

So hurry!

Okay!

Shukuchi!

Where did you send me?

Found you!

Revolve, revolve!

Keita!

Keita!

Keita-san, are you okay?

Dammit...

What should we do about that thing?

Stomp! Stomp!

With that size, magical or spiritual power is unlikely to work, huh?

Pushups!

So we'll have to beat it with pure power, huh?

Where can we get that kind of power?

Pathetic.

Truly pathetic.

He doesn't understand what happiness is.

So this is all he can do.

That voice... it can't be...

Hi there!

Madam Youko-san, and the lovely ballerina Kawahira Keita!

Kawarazaki-senpai!

You idiot, what are you doing?

Leave it to me!

Listen to me, you who live in the darkness!

Those who live in the bright light have used all their power, and this city is faced with death!

But while we cannot live in the light, we cannot ignore this situation!

It is in places where there is light that there is darkness!

Stealing the happiness in the light is the same as stealing our happiness!

This is not something that doesn't involve us!

Stand up, my comrades, and fight with me to protect happiness!

Protect happiness!

Protect happiness!

Protect happiness!

Protect happiness!

Protect happiness!

Protect happiness!

Wow, there's so many of Keita's friends!

No!

Who are they?

So there's happiness in the darkness as well?

Happiness is not something that's decided by the amount of light.

Go, my comrades!

Wow, the giant pervert was defeated by the little perverts!

All right then...

You all die now...

I got it! He's just gotten bigger.

That means...

Youko!

Send me up there again!

Just do it!

Shukuchi!

I knew it.

It's just gotten bigger... There's a huge gap!

In the name of the wise ruler of Hakusan, I order you... Frogs...

Burn at full strength! Explode!

Not bad, Kawahira Keita.

You may be a suitable man to follow in my footsteps.

He's our pride.

Impossible... that there's a man who can get close to me without being noticed.

Yes.

I'm a citizen of the darkness.

Bastard...

Blood of the Sekidou...

Come!

What?

I'm thinking too.

What are you doing?

Now, be well.

T-The grimoire...

Watch out!

Keita!

We've got about 85% now.

I see.

If we've got that much, then that's good enough for today.

Thank you, Kawarazaki-san!

Kawahira Keita is someone whom I have crossed swords with before.

There's no need for thanks.

All I need is this!

Adieu, Yuuko-san!

Good work, everyone.

Yes, Kaoru-sama!

Everyone... I'm glad you're safe.

I feel like I'm forgetting something.

Remember.

If it's something you can't remember, it can't be that important.

Maybe.

Daisakkai, how's the new place?

This is pretty nice.

The magical power pipeline is perfect.

Socrates, you like it too, don't you?

I'm glad you like it.

I'm very relieved too.

I welcome you from the bottom of my heart, great mage.

Now even I have absolutely no idea whatsoever where this anime is going!

This unique nature has brought forth many creators who wish to participate but can't!

But among them there was a courageous man who leapt forward!

"Let me... write a script!"

The novelist, Toshihiko Sukiji!

He's a true pervert too.

Next time on Maburaho! Erm, wait, Inukami!

Note: "Mokkori" is the "tent" an erection makes against pants or bedsheets.

That's just what mokkori Keita wants!

Like calls like. That's just what we want.

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Note: "Mokkori" is the "tent" an erection makes against pants or bedsheets.