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It just looks like a normal picture to me...

At first glance.

I see.

Kaoru-sama!

Kaoru... sama?

Summer's over, huh?

Swimsuits, fireworks, yukatas, festivals...

No summer memories with a girl, huh?

Keita-sama!

Nadeshiko-chan!

Hurrah! My summer isn't over yet!

Shukuchi!

What's wrong?

Kaoru's gone?

Yes.

Karina-san, too?

Any clues?

You two know about Sekidousai, don't you?

That perverted magician who lived several hundred years ago, wasn't it?

He made a grimoire that made people's clothes disappear,

and a rooster that changed them...

Karina-san's chasing the magical items he left behind, isn't he?

Actually, Kaoru-sama is helping Karina-sama with his work...

He brought this back...

What's this?

"Answer the question of truth with truth... this will open the door.

Sekidousai."

We tried talking to the painting...

Nothing?

Did you try, Tomohane?

Yeah, but it didn't work.

Could this be...

Nadeshiko-chan, what color underwear do you have on?

Eh?!

Answer me!

Keita!

Answer me!

It's very important!

Now, what color?!

It-It's white!

Keita, what the hell?!

I thought so.

What do you mean?

It's question and answer.

This picture is made to respond when someone asks something and someone answers.

I see...

Hey! You didn't have to ask Nadeshiko what color her underwear was!

Nadeshiko-chan, what's your bust size?!

That's enough!

It's closing!

Quickly, answer!

I...

I know!

What's your favorite food, Youko-san?

You've got it, Nadeshiko!

Chocolate cake!

All right!

What about you, Nadeshiko?

Spaghetti!

Keep it up!

Why doesn't Nadeshiko-chan wear a bra?

Why do you keep asking that stuff?

Because there are huge breasts right in front of me!

A little more!

Are huge breasts really that great?!

Yes! They fulfill the dreams of men!

It opened!

All right!

Huh?

Where's Tomohane?

She didn't ask or answer any questions, so probably...

She was left behind, huh?

This is...?

Note: An otaku is a fanatical or obsessive fan, typically of manga or anime.

An otaku's room?

You're not totally wrong, but...

Note: An otaku is a fanatical or obsessive fan, typically of manga or anime.

The magical girls are machos.

The figurines and pictures of voice actresses are also machos.

The pillow's got a macho on it too, if you look closely.

Something's a bit off...

Karina-san?

Keita Kawahira the Inukami Tsukai, yes?

Hey, Karina-san, what are you talking about?

Karina?

Do you mean Shirou Karina?

I mean you!

Don't you mean him?

Karina-san?

There are two Karina-sans?

My name is Sekidousai.

Shirou Karina is my descendant.

If you want him back, then come get him.

If you don't, then leave my world.

I don't feel like searching for the exit, so I'll just come to where you are!

How long will that spirit of yours last, I wonder?

Where is Kaoru-sama?

I'll be waiting.

What about Kaoru-sama?

Is he there?

Kaoru-sama!

Master, did I get some usable footage?

Good work, Xanthippe.

This is what you could call an auspicious moment.

They may be able to release me.

All this for my great ambition.

I'm surprised Sekidousai is still alive.

He's a genius at magic. It's not that surprising.

Okay, let's go save Karina-san.

Yes!

Nadeshiko-chan?

Let's look for Kaoru-sama.

I know him. He has to be around here somewhere.

Yeah! He wouldn't die that easily.

Yeah.

Let's find him and surprise him!

From an otaku's room to a temple.

That's a big difference.

Hey, hey.

What kind of person is Kaoru?

I've never met him.

He's got ten inukami... Maybe he's a skirt-chaser?

No!

He's a person with a generous heart, who accepts all inukami.

I see.

He's a person that I, as an inukami, can respect from the bottom of my heart.

Are you in love with Kaoru?

I knew it!

Please don't tease me!

Got a fever? You're bright red.

I'm fine!

Jeez...

Yes?

What's wrong?

It laughed...

It touched...

If you want to advance, you'll have to defeat me!

Dance! Dance!

If you die there, then that's that.

Show me the strength of your emotions.

Was it fun, Kaoru Kawahira?

Holy Crush!

That won't work!

Come, blood of the Sekidou!

Kaoru Kawahira!

Not bad, Kaoru Kawahira!

Wind, play a symphony!

Why you...!

Kawahira!

You're the first person to hurt me in over 400 years.

Kaoru Kawahira...

In the name of the wise ruler of Hakusan...

Frogs... crush thy enemy!

My leg!

Shukuchi!

Jaen!

Oh no!

There we go.

Hey Sekidousai, just you wait!

What do you like, Kappa-san?

What do you hate, Kappa-san?

I'll never be able to get to Keita-sama like this!

Macho-san has fallen!

He moved! He moved, he moved, he moved, he mooooved!

I've got a bad feeling about this.

Macho-san has fallen, round 2!

Macho-san has fallen!

Fallen!

He moved!

Keita wins!

Dammit!

Swing. Swing. Swing.

Swing. Swing.

Swing. Swing. Hoooo!

Hoooo!

Over!

With 3456 hip shakes, Keita is the winner!

To think you'd get this far...

That spiritual power... That emotional strength...

It's more than I expected.

Especially from you, Keita Kawahira.

You are just beautiful.

I want to know you.

Are you bottomless?

I'll give you something special.

Keita!

Congratulations!

Congratulations on your marriage, Keita-san!

Marriage? With Nadeshiko-chan?

You're my husband.

I won't sleep tonight. I won't let you sleep either.

Now then, we'll have the ceremonial vows for the new couple.

Hey, I am not kissing him!

Now then, you may chop your husband.

Chop?

Ouch!

Stop that!

You muscle-bound idiot!

Note: Kensuke, Kobayashi, etc. are the names of Japanese wrestlers.

Kensuke!

Kobayashi!

Note: Kensuke, Kobayashi, etc. are the names of Japanese wrestlers.

We were transported again.

Keita-sama isn't here, is he?

Need something?

I'm so glad it's not another muscleman.

Where are we?

This is a storehouse of magical items.

Sekidousai's?

Yup.

So is there an item that can get us out of here?

Well, maybe, maybe not.

Is there an item that can save Kaoru-sama?

Maybe, maybe not.

Which is it?

There's too many, I can't tell.

Find it yourselves.

Find it? In such a large place?

Nadeshiko?

If we don't do anything, then there's zero chance.

But if we do something, we may find a way.

We need to find Kaoru-sama...

Nadeshiko...

Yeah.

That's right.

Thank you...

Youko-san, aren't you worried?

About what?

Keita-sama.

He'll be fine.

How can you tell?

I just can.

You just... can?

Keita won't die that easily.

He has good parts... bad parts... stupid and perverted parts, but he can be nice.

He doesn't get mad when I punch or kick him.

I've seen so much of him for so long, I can tell somehow.

So, he'll be fine.

That's nice...

Nothing.

Come, blood of Sekidou!

Kaoru Kawahira!

Karina-san, just like we planned!

10...

9...

8...

Amazing!

Keita Kawahira...

Where is your limit?

3...

2...

1...

0!

Angel Blade!

H-He escaped!

What?

In the name of Tousan Shinkun, I order thee, air, play a symphony!

Youko-san?!

Inoki!

Baba!

Andre!

Johnson!

Misawa!

What am I doing?

Andy!

Hokuto!

Youko!

Hole! Hole! Hole! Hole!

Hole! Hole! Hole! Hole!

Angel Blade!

Rotate, rotate, rotate really fast!

Stop it!

I only need one hole!

There was no need for me to even do anything,

my pathetic descendant.

Get him, Xanthippe!

Master, understood.

The Daisakkai is bright red!

What does this mean?

The power supply pipeline has been destroyed.

They got me, huh?

That's right.

Unfortunately, we can't defeat your magical power fairly.

Well? Your pathetic descendant isn't that bad, huh?

Ropes of bondage, impede his path!

Let's go, Xanthippe!

Dammit!

Huh?

Don't we kill him?

If the Daisakkai is destroyed, it's all over.

Let's go catch Kaoru Kawahira.

Wait!

Rest a bit.

I've seen so much of him so long, I can tell somehow.

So, he'll be fine.

I was jealous of Youko-san...

I want to see you...

Kaoru-sama!

Nadeshiko!

Nadeshiko!

Kaoru-sama?

Kaoru-sama!

Kaoru-sama!

Kaoru-sama...

I was surprised... that you were here...

I was so worried about you... so I went to Keita-sama...

Are you unhurt, Nadeshiko?

Yes.

Nadeshiko-chan!

Hey, it's been a while.

I never thought we'd meet in a place like this.

Me too.

Youko?

Nice to meet you.

Yeah.

Karina-san!

Don't just look. Untie me!

Everybody's here.

The two Inukami Tsukai, Kaoru Kawahira's bitch, and the golden Youko.

Sekidousai...

I don't like you, Kaoru Kawahira.

Who are you, anyway?

Making all these freakish inventions,

hiding in a painting for hundreds of years...

And now what? You're playing with us!

Men, men, men, MEN!

You wouldn't run into this crap even in a gay bar!

I don't get it!

You pass.

Congratulations! Congratulations!

Are you listening to me?

I was testing your spiritual power, your emotional strength.

Since the day I lost my power, I've awaited the day of my revival.

And you are the ones who jumped in on that.

The Inukami Tsukai and their pet dogs...

You're going to be the energy for my revival.

Revival?

When I return to Earth, I will remake the world!

Into a world where everyone can live according to their darkest desires!

A world without restraints is what I desire!

He's a pervert!!

What do you like, Maro-chan?

What do you hate, Maro-chan?

I can't go where Keita-sama is!

Mammoth.

The mammoth species of the elephant family...

It's an elephant with a very long nose and sharp tusks.

In other words, an exceptionally strong and splendid elephant.

By the way, it seems they were also hairy.

Sometimes, they were very happy.

Next time on Inukami!

Oh No, A Mammoth!

If you watch next time, I'll be very happy too.