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To the Doctor at Tenchi Kaibyaku Medical Office.

Umm, it's me, Youko.

I'm writing you a letter.

We've gotten used to living at our handmade house.

Kappa is really friendly with Keita now as well.

Every day I spend with Keita is really fun.

I feel that this is what life as newlyweds is like.

Keita-san.

Oh, it's the traveling cat.

Long time no see.

Likewise. It's nice to see that you're doing well.

I suppose even a place like this is really nice once you get used to it.

Tomekichi, did your tail get fatter?

No, you're mistaken.

I've brought a guest who wishes to meet you.

Here, this is Kawahira Keita-san.

A raccoon?

U-Umm, I've come to return a favor.

Return a favor?

It's been three years, but back then you saved me from a dog.

Three years ago...

Oh, now that you mention it...

I call in the name of the wise ruler of Hakusan!

Frog...

...crush our enemy just a bit!

Hey, don't pick on the weak.

He's just a stray dog.

People threw him out.

He grew up in the wild, his fur is mangy, and people made him unable to trust anyone.

People are entirely to blame.

Sorry about that.

There was a time like that if I remember correctly...

Because of you, I was able to escape death back then!

Thank you very much!

Keita, you've done a good deed.

Good boy.

It's not that big a deal.

It's really faithful of you to come out of the mountains just to thank me.

No, it isn't!

I'm here right now thanks to you, Keita-san.

That's why I wanted to return the favor right away,

but I was in a bind, because I didn't know who you were or where you lived.

But then I met Tomekichi-san.

He told me about a person who uses frog erasers, and so I figured it was you.

I see.

But isn't returning a favor a bit exaggerated?

A raccoon who doesn't return a favor isn't a raccoon!

I want to return the favor and become a splendid raccoon!

Being a raccoon is a lot of work, isn't it?

Anyhow, I don't know if you'll like it,

but please accept this.

Is it perfume?

No, it isn't!

This bottle contains magic pills that will make the first person you see fall in love with you.

Got it!

Shukuchi!

Like I'll let you do that!

Frog...

...crush our enemy just a bit!

Crap! What's the point of me taking it here?!

Hey! What's with that reaction of yours?!

Now, look at me! Hey you!

Hell no!

I definitely won't look at you!

I won't look at you!

Are they fighting?

It happens all the time.

Humans are odd creatures.

Jeez, you're stubborn.

Oh, Nadeshiko. That coverall apron looks great on you as usual.

Huh, Nadeshiko-chan?!

Sigh... I wasted a pill.

What did you mean by that?!

I'm going to use these magic pills and become the world's most popular guy!

What did you say?!

Hold on a minute!

Something's wrong.

It should've worked right away and made her love-struck.

How do you feel?

The same as usual.

Does this really work?

H-Hey!

Raccoon-san!

Why are you acting like that all of a sudden?

I'm really sorry.

The magic pills don't work.

This won't count as returning a favor...

I'm not qualified to be a raccoon.

That's not true.

Just the thought is more than enough.

Thanks a lot.

Keita-san...

What's this smell?

Miso soup?

Welcome home.

Do you want to eat dinner first?

Or take a bath?

Or maybe...

Oh, rubber...

Oh dear! Don't make me say that this early in the day!

What did you want to do?!

Oh, why are you acting all shy?

Well, let's have lunch then.

Let's go inside.

It worked...

The magic pills worked!

Is that the effect of the magic pills?

Thanks for the meal!

How does the miso soup taste?

No matter how well the magic pills work, the taste can't be that...

What?!

T-This is...

It's really delicious!

I'm not too good at cooking, but it really makes me happy to see you enjoy your food.

That's why I did my best in making this.

I see.

I'm impressed.

All right, I'm going to eat!

The magic pills are really amazing.

This is my first time seeing its effects.

Now, I have returned the favor!

Maybe this life isn't so bad.

Hey, Keita.

Huh?

This is what you call being newlywed, right?

Yeah, you're right.

Keita, how many kids do you want?

Kids, huh...?

Honey!

This kind of happiness isn't so bad after all.

If it continues at this rate, my future will definitely...

I can hear it move!

Keita, take a look.

Our children are smiling.

N-No! That can't happen!

Hell no!

Oh, Keita! You're so furry!

Oh, thank you. I'm honored.

Where's Keita?

Umm, what about Youko-san?

I like human girls!

First of all, why do I have to cling to a little happiness,

when I have such a great thing!

As a human guy, I'm going to use this like crazy!

Y-Yes, sir!

Hey, girls.

Do you want to experience some frivolous magic?

What kind?

After the count of three, all of you will fall in love with me.

What?

Well, let's begin.

1.

2.

3.

There.

Oh my! He looks just like my dead husband when he was young.

He makes me feel hot just by looking at him.

How many years has it been since I felt like this?

Ah, it's making my blood rush.

Well... umm...

Will you have some tea at my place?

I found him first!

Finders keepers!

Keita-san...

Hey, Youko!

You're so cruel.

I love you this much, and yet you lay your hands on grannies!

Now's not the time for that!

Youko, use shukuchi!

Scatter everyone far away by using your shukuchi!

Do it now!

Shukuchi now! Use shukuchi!

Shukuchi!

Shukuchi!

More!

More right now!

Shukuchi!

Huh? Keita?

Keita?

Keita... You prefer other women that much?

You cheater!

My great dash was a success.

Umm, I think Youko-san is really upset with you now.

I want to stay honest to my own heart!

What?

Oh, is that so?

Ah, housewives!

Hey! Between men, too?!

I didn't know either!

That was close.

It's Nadeshiko-chan!

Hey, Nadeshiko-chan!

Na-de-shi-ko-chan!

Ouch...

Keita-sama, are you all right?

If you're hurt,

I'll make some medicine right away!

Move it.

Keita-sama, you have some dirt on your clothes.

Let me brush it off for you.

It worked on them, huh?

Sendan, move it!

I was looking forward to this, but I'll give it to you, Keita-sama!

Here you go.

Umm, I really have no use for...

Tomohane, that's dirty of you!

Trying to steal Keita-sama's heart with things!

Impertinent of one with the lowest rank!

That doesn't matter at all.

Keita-sama!

Let's go, Keita-sama.

Hey! Trying to have him all to yourself?

I won't hand over Keita-sama to you.

That's my line!

That's my line, you know!

I wonder why I've ignored you all this time.

Let me start by apologizing about that.

Of course, with just the two of us.

This isn't all that bad either.

Give me back Keita-sama!

Give him back now!

Please stop fighting over me.

Let's build a bright and fun family with the five of us.

Keita-sama.

Keita-sama.

Keita-sama.

Keita-sama!

That's right...

They're dogs as well.

Excuse me.

Don't touch me so familiarly!

We're here to buy ingredients for the experiment,

if I recall correctly.

Let's get going.

Keita-sama, see you again.

The effects of the magic pill wore off.

Keita-sama.

Nadeshiko-chan!

So it was that kind of pill, huh?

Yeah...

I'll return it to you.

Please don't use it mischievously, Keita-sama.

Thanks!

Well, I'll be going now!

It's a bit regrettable that I did that.

Keita, where are you?!

She's really persistent.

I don't blame her.

But these magic pills, I don't understand their effects at all.

It doesn't take effect right away,

it works between men,

or it wears off right away.

Kawahira Keita.

I'm in here, Kawahira Keita.

Karina-san!

Don't surprise me like that.

This is my work outfit for today.

Well, it looks great on you.

I see.

But the size is a bit small...

What's the matter, Karina-san?

Kawahira...

Please don't laugh.

Huh?

Embarrassingly, this is the first time in my life that I, Karina Shirou, feel this way.

What?

This throbbing heart of mine.

My body is hot as if my blood were boiling.

I beg you, Kawahira.

What?

Please move away from there.

Huh?

I love you! I love you!

I love you!

Ah, why are you so red with passion?

It works on objects too?

Kiss of fire!

I missed.

Like I'll be caught!

Wait you!

Jaen!

Wait up!

I think you're better off apologizing now.

If I give up now, there'd be no point in being born a man!

I will never give up!

Dai Jaen!

Keita-san.

You can't run away in your current state!

I will never give up...

There's no way I'll give up...

Keita-san!

You can't run away anymore.

Hand over the magic pills now!

Youko, I promised myself that I'd think positively even when I'm in a ditch.

What do you mean by that?

Raccoon, watch closely.

This is my way of life!

Keita-san!

If you do that, we don't know what'll happen!

If something were to happen, it would be a miracle.

Now, all the girls in the world are mine!

Here they come!

Here they come!

All the girls in the world are coming to find me!

They really are.

Many different types of girls are coming to you.

This is something to look forward to, isn't it Keita?

Join me in bed!

Play with me!

Keita-sama is the best after all!

Keita-sama!

Prepare the bath for me!

Kawahira! My love for you is eternal!

What are you going to do, Keita-san?

I'm not going to do anything.

This is what I wished for.

You should get out of here.

I will remain here and take it all in.

Keita-san...

Now go!

Now come.

Everyone, dive into my heart!

This is my love!

I have firmly engraved your way of life into my chest.

Youko-san.

Welcome home, Keita.

Youko, I was wrong.

Trying to become popular by using the power of the magic pills...

Keita...

That's why I swear to you,

from now on, I will only flirt with my own strength!

Jaen.

Kiss of fire!

Did the magic pills really have an effect on Youko-san?

Who knows?

But I don't think they had any need for magic pills.

Yes. I feel that I may have caused more problems with it, but...

"But"?

Keita-san is really funny.

That's why I think I did the right thing.

Shukuchi.

When it's hot and gloomy,

you hear the sound of dripping water.

You get up to check the kitchen; however, the faucet isn't open!

Suddenly, you sense a strange presence behind you and look!

What's standing there is:

A) A dancing, blood-stained mannequin.

B) A macho man dripping sweat while in his training briefs.

Now, which one is it?!

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