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[guard 1] Why don't you ever go
to the commissary for lunch?
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I know I'm not
gonna like it.
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But they change
their menu every day.
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How could you possibly know
you don't like it?
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[guard 2] I don't
like that style
of food preparation.
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[guard 1]
What does that even mean?
"Style of food preparation"?
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[guards grunting]
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[groans]
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[guard 3] Don't worry.
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Without any plants around,
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she's just another
weak, helpless woman.
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Uh, who still has hands
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and the goddamn
Second Amendment.
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Obviously I support
background checks
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and common sense gun laws.
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-[alarm sounds]
-There she is.
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-Hey you, stop!
-Hey!
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[gun clicking]
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[breathes deeply]
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[breathing heavily]
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Shit.
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[tsking]
Trying to escape
on surgery day.
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Don't worry.
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Insurance will cover it.
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Obviously that was a joke.
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Insurance would
never pay for this.
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[stutters] I think
we can all agree
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they're the real
villains, yeah?
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I would agree with th--
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-[Poison Ivy sighs]
-[laughing maniacally]
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Ugh, it's my fault
she's in there.
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I can't even imagine
what they're doing to her.
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You don't think it's,
like, torture, right?
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I don't think
it's like torture.
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That's motherfuckin'
torture right there.
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Screw this.
I'm gettin' her out.
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That is a lot of
big boys with guns,
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and you're one petite
young woman with a bat.
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They aren't gonna
come at you one at a time.
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That's not how
that shit work!
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Mmm, that's actually
standard goon
operating procedure.
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[man] Excuse me.
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I'm so dang lost and so--
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Oh, they're doing
the "all at once" way now.
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You know what you need?
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-More bat?
-More crew.
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[sighs]
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Hello, Gotham.Riddler here.
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Sorry to interrupt
your football match,
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but I've hidden a bombsomewhere in Gotham.
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Oh, but don't worry, Batman.
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Here's a little riddleto help you find it.
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[laughs]
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[clears throat]
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[Riddler and Clayface]
You throw away the outsideand cook the inside.
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Then you eat the outsideand throw away the--
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You're doing great, boss.
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[clears throat] Mmm.
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[Riddler and Clayface]
You throw away the outside...
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Oh, sorry.
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Uh, you throw away the...
[clears throat]
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[Riddler and Clayface]
You throw away the outsideand cook the inside--
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What the hell are you doing?
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I just haveone tiny thought.
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Maybe say,"Throw away the outside."
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Do you seewhere I put the emphasis?
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Did you just give me
a fucking line reading?
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We're live!
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Yes, this guy!
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Where's this guy when
you're threatening Gotham
with a riddle?
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Go, now, while you feel it.
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All right.
You know what?
Screw it. It's corn.
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The bomb's
at the corn factory.
Cut the feed.
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Uh, can I borrow
Clayface for a minute?
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Borrow? Take him, please.
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Now, forever, be gone.
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[Harley] Hey, Clayface!
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-Hmm. Ms. Quinn.
-You look great.
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Have you lost some clay?
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Yes. I'm feeling
very fulfilled.
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My life is thick and rich.
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Listen, I know I promised
to take care of you guys,
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instead, I left
you out to dry.
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You guys aren't just
a crew to me.
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You're the only
family I've got.
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You're thinking
of the number 17.
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Also, FYI he's banging
his assistant Denise.
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We are not family.
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You're right. I didn't
treat you like family.
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Well, I did, but I treated you
like my family treats people,
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which is bad not good.
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Now, Denise, do you know
your boss' password?
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And, yes, I heard you,
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but I'm passive
aggressively
not responding.
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All I'm asking for
is a second chance.
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When I got to the
Legion of Doom,
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I forgot that
the only reason
I was there
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was because of you guys.
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But I won't forget again.
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So, what do you say?
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-No.
-No.
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-Never gonna happen.
-No? Ivy's kidnapped!
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-What?
-Not Ivy.
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-We got to save her.
-Yeah.
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Where the hell did you learn
how to give a speech?
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You put your thesis statement
at the motherfuckin' top.
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Sorry, sorry, sorry!
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Look, Ivy needs us,
and I can't do it on my own.
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We'll help you, Harley.
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-Yay!
-For Ivy.
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-Still yay.
-And then we never
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want to see you
again, all right?
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Less yay, but more yay
than I had this morning.
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What's happening?
What's shakin'?
We pullin' a caper?
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What? No.
Where the hell you been?
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We broke up a week ago.
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What? We broke up?
I'm devastated.
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I thought this was
my forever crew.
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What the hell
are you talkin' about?
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You've never been
in the crew.
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But you can come
help rescue Ivy.
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Hi-ya! You won't
regret this, Harley baby.
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I'll do the driving!
I'm an excellent...
[snoring]
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Driver!
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Hey! Get out of the...
Ugh, you schmuck.
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Come on! If you
don't wanna die,
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get out of the road!
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Don't throw up,
don't throw up.
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[gags] Don't throw up!
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Stop verbalizing it.
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You're going to make me--
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I do not know
how you live
with yourself.
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[brakes screeching]
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[Dr. Psycho] Holy shit!
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Hey, how you doing, buddy boy?
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Where do you want me to set up
the pretzel wrapped wieners?
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[alarm blaring]
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[Gus] Pretzel-wrapped wieners!
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Oh, boy!
What's the occasion?
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It's a big thank you
from the boss
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for all your hard work.
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Oh, that is just...
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You think they don't notice,
but they notice.
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[inhales sharply] Mmm.
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It's like eating my childhood.
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Here, let these guys in.
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[sing-song] Who wants
a pretzel-wrapped wiener?
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Like a glove.
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Holy shit! It's true!
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Pretzel-wrapped wieners!
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Gentlemen and Psycho,
begin phase two.
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[King Shark grunting]
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There she is.
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Congratulations, Mom,
you're going to give birth
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to the destruction
of Gotham.
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My pheromones.
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What did you
do with them?
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Oh, I'd love to show you,
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but by the time
I unleash it,
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you'll be too busy screaming.
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[grunting]
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[Poison Ivy]
Oh, no, fear toxin.
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Didn't see that coming.
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Hey, shithead, poisons
don't work on me.
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That's, like,
literally my thing.
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[laughing]
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Which is why
I used your DNA
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to engineer
a special blend
just for you.
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Was it fun
henching for Riddler?
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I heard his breath smells,
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but the person
who told me that
had nasty breath,
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so he could be
an unreliable source.
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Guys, shut it.
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We can't find Ivy
if we can't hear her.
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[Poison Ivy screaming]
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That's her!
Follow me!
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[screaming continues]
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Oh, my God!
What'd they do to her?
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I fear they've
poisoned Ivy.
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Nothing?
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Should've saved that for
a lower-stakes situation.
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Ive, it's okay, we're here!
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Actually, it's not okay.
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The fear toxin's
destroying her brain.
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Unless we do something soon,
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she's gonna be
stuck like this forever.
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Don't worry. I know
just how to save her.
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Why the fuck did you do that?
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I had to knock her out
so we can get into her brain,
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like I was knocked out
when you went into mine.
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Uh, no.
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You just happened to be
knocked out before.
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So, really, all you've done
is punch your friend
in the face, you idiot.
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Oh, well, whoops.
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All right,
let's get in there
and fix her up.
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Also, let's not mention
the whole face punchin' thingy.
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-Let's go!
-But if we go in her brain,
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that'd leave
our bodies out here
all cute and unprotected.
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I'll protect
your cute bodies.
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00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:08,448
No, no. Last time
you were alone
with our cute bodies,
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you tried to burn them.
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Hey, hey, hey,
I could've done
much worse.
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Come on,
get in her noggin.
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Evie's counting on ya.
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Ivy. It's Ivy!
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All right, we're going in.
Sy's stayin'.
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Hot dog!
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[grunts]
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[grunting]
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[screaming]
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Holy shit.
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The fear toxin
has activated
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all of Ivy's biggest fears.
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[happy tree]
Hey, guys, over here.
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Wow, what a beautiful day
to meet some new friends.
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I'm so lucky.[screaming]
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That was incredibly violent.
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I did not realize
there was so much stuff
inside of trees.
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It's comin' for us!
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Somebody do something!
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Good thinking, old chum,
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knowing I would
clog up its gears,
but it wouldn't kill me.
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Yeah, that was, uh...
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That was definitely
a thing I knew.
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What the hell are we
supposed to do now?
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Oh, does someone have
a plot-driven question
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that needs
a magical answer?
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Let me be of service.
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I wish I had that magical sound
in the background, that...
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[humming]
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There it is!
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Can we stop with the Frank show
and get on with it?
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Hmm. Ivy's brain is warped
by Scarecrow's fear toxin,
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which has activated
all her biggest fears.
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00:11:05,932 --> 00:11:09,168
To save her, you need
to destroy the thing
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she fears most.
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00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:11,938
And how do we
figure out what that is?
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00:11:11,972 --> 00:11:14,741
Well, I guess it's not
this monster wood chipper.
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00:11:14,774 --> 00:11:16,311
What the hell else could it be?
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Do you not see the creepy ass
mansion right there, huh?
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111 Creepy Ass Street.
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[mimics eerie noise]
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[sobbing]
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Aw, little Ivy.
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00:11:37,597 --> 00:11:41,001
Pamela, where are
all your friends?
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00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:43,171
You were right, dear,
she has no friends.
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I thought you had at least one
friend, but Mother knew better.
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00:11:46,173 --> 00:11:48,808
We should've
hired those dwarfs
to pretend to be kids
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to pretend to like you.
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00:11:50,345 --> 00:11:53,581
Of course Ivy's biggest fear
is her cruel father.
251
00:11:53,614 --> 00:11:55,649
Oh, we've all
got daddy issues.
252
00:11:55,683 --> 00:11:59,285
Hey, we're gonna kick
your trust-fund-having ass
s back to boarding school.
253
00:11:59,318 --> 00:12:03,356
[laughing]
254
00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:07,595
[evil laughter]
255
00:12:07,628 --> 00:12:09,263
Help me!
256
00:12:09,296 --> 00:12:10,597
Help me!
257
00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:13,232
Hang on, little Ive,
I'm comin' for ya!
258
00:12:13,267 --> 00:12:16,269
You let me die!
259
00:12:16,302 --> 00:12:20,106
[grunting]
260
00:12:20,139 --> 00:12:21,789
[screaming]
261
00:12:26,178 --> 00:12:31,152
[both screaming]
262
00:12:31,152 --> 00:12:32,922
Okay, we gotta figure a way
back into that mansion
263
00:12:32,922 --> 00:12:35,623
to kill that son of a bitch.
264
00:12:35,655 --> 00:12:38,558
Ivy's dad is not
her biggest fear.
265
00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:41,629
Her biggest fear is on the way.
266
00:12:41,662 --> 00:12:44,565
[maniacal laughter]
267
00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:48,402
All scary shit
got that laugh.
268
00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:50,437
My God! Kite Man?
269
00:12:50,471 --> 00:12:52,306
She's afraid of Kite Man?
270
00:12:52,339 --> 00:12:53,606
No, dummy!
271
00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,076
Would you can it
with the commentary
272
00:12:55,109 --> 00:12:56,610
and just let
this shit play out?
273
00:12:56,644 --> 00:12:58,544
He's coming!
I tried to stop him,
274
00:12:58,578 --> 00:13:00,648
but he's too powerful.
275
00:13:00,681 --> 00:13:02,215
I gotta fly.
276
00:13:02,249 --> 00:13:03,417
Fly away.
277
00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:07,386
[screaming]
278
00:13:07,421 --> 00:13:10,191
Help. Nah.
279
00:13:10,224 --> 00:13:12,025
Everybody feel that pucker
in your assholes?
280
00:13:12,058 --> 00:13:15,315
That means shit
is about to get real.
281
00:13:17,999 --> 00:13:19,799
Oh, well, that makes sense.
282
00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:21,235
I mean, it's a little
Christmas Carol,
283
00:13:21,235 --> 00:13:23,770
but, eh, let's just kill 'em.
284
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,604
[all shriek]
285
00:13:31,711 --> 00:13:33,081
We're good, we're fine.
286
00:13:33,114 --> 00:13:36,683
Doing great. A-okay.
Super-duper.
287
00:13:36,716 --> 00:13:37,918
Hunky dory.
288
00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:39,086
[alarm blaring]
289
00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:43,470
Hey, what's
going on in here?
290
00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:48,730
Hey! Watch the hair, shitbag.
291
00:13:48,764 --> 00:13:51,331
I can't pull off
a Felicity season two.
292
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:52,200
No one can.
293
00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:56,803
Not even Felicity itself.
294
00:13:56,836 --> 00:14:00,573
[yells]
295
00:14:00,607 --> 00:14:01,775
Okay, he's burning rocks.
296
00:14:01,808 --> 00:14:03,510
I'm out.
297
00:14:03,544 --> 00:14:06,447
Clayface, I appear
to have misplaced my bat.
298
00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:07,981
Batter up!
299
00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:09,682
[King Shark laughing]
300
00:14:09,716 --> 00:14:10,750
Oh, that's clever.
301
00:14:10,784 --> 00:14:14,235
It was good, wasn't it?
302
00:14:22,429 --> 00:14:26,366
Harley, you
slash-mostly-Clayface did it!
303
00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:30,504
Now, to find out
how gross your face is.
304
00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:32,606
-[gasps]
-Oh, shit!
305
00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:35,509
Dear God. We're EmpireStrikes Back-ing it.
306
00:14:35,509 --> 00:14:36,509
You're her biggest fear?
307
00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:37,913
I did not see that coming.
308
00:14:37,946 --> 00:14:40,413
That's some M. Night
Shyamalama shit.
309
00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:42,397
What the fu--
310
00:14:47,788 --> 00:14:49,490
Oh, Lordy.
311
00:14:49,523 --> 00:14:50,991
What happened here?
312
00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:53,226
Pretty great, right?
313
00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:55,629
Why would these guards
commit suicide?
314
00:14:55,663 --> 00:14:58,231
Suicide? I killed them!
315
00:14:58,265 --> 00:15:01,235
Protecting your cute bodies.
You're welcome.
316
00:15:01,269 --> 00:15:03,437
Why was I her greatest fear?
317
00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:04,538
[Poison Ivy coughing]
318
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:05,571
Ivy!
319
00:15:11,812 --> 00:15:13,147
Ivy!
320
00:15:13,181 --> 00:15:14,381
Though I have
so many questions,
321
00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:15,716
they're about to
destroy Gotham,
322
00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:17,717
so we've gotta
get out of here.
323
00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:18,717
Who the fuck
braided my hair?
324
00:15:18,719 --> 00:15:19,821
Mmm. I was bored.
325
00:15:19,855 --> 00:15:21,788
Oh, Jesus.
326
00:15:21,822 --> 00:15:23,990
Ive, why am I
your biggest fear?
327
00:15:23,990 --> 00:15:25,493
Harley, I can't talk
about this right now.
328
00:15:25,493 --> 00:15:26,927
Is it because
when we go out to eat
329
00:15:26,961 --> 00:15:28,363
I always ask
to get a dessert menu
330
00:15:28,363 --> 00:15:30,130
and that makes the dinner
last five minutes longer?
331
00:15:30,163 --> 00:15:31,331
No, but I do hate that
332
00:15:31,365 --> 00:15:33,234
because you never
order anything.
333
00:15:33,234 --> 00:15:34,568
It's 'cause I
always forget that
we have cookies at home.
334
00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:36,336
Listen, Ive, I can't live
with not knowing
335
00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:37,639
why I'm some bad guy
in your brain
336
00:15:37,639 --> 00:15:38,639
settin' fire to things.
337
00:15:38,639 --> 00:15:39,605
I love you.
338
00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:40,841
Harley, later.
339
00:15:40,841 --> 00:15:42,176
Scarecrow's about to
use my pheromones
340
00:15:42,176 --> 00:15:43,677
for some kind of
biological warfare.
341
00:15:43,711 --> 00:15:44,778
We have to stop him.
342
00:15:44,812 --> 00:15:47,881
I think we gotta stop them.
343
00:15:47,914 --> 00:15:50,083
Legion of Doom.
Those pricks!
344
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:53,488
Yes! But it is nice
to see they're recycling.
345
00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:56,756
Vroom, vroom, boys.
Gotham awaits.
346
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:59,639
[Scarecrow cackles]
347
00:16:04,298 --> 00:16:07,033
-Shit.
-[Sy] All right, that's
my fault. That's on me.
348
00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:08,903
I parked in the handicap spot.
349
00:16:08,936 --> 00:16:11,272
I know, I know
I could get the pass,
350
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:12,974
but I'm off the grid here.
351
00:16:13,008 --> 00:16:15,808
I'm not putting my name on some
fakakta government hit list.
352
00:16:15,842 --> 00:16:17,043
Not a car in sight.
353
00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:18,979
You sure about that?
354
00:16:19,013 --> 00:16:22,315
It's time, Sy.
You can do this.
355
00:16:22,349 --> 00:16:24,985
[screams]
356
00:16:25,019 --> 00:16:28,788
In 1984, a toy company
came out with a new line.
357
00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:31,725
[screams]
358
00:16:31,759 --> 00:16:33,159
It was a huge success,
359
00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:34,894
and the CIA took notice.
360
00:16:34,928 --> 00:16:36,931
For my last assignment...
361
00:16:36,964 --> 00:16:39,600
-Fuck your mother!
-Ugh!
362
00:16:39,633 --> 00:16:40,934
I underwent a procedure
363
00:16:40,967 --> 00:16:43,171
using an experimental
technology.
364
00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:44,340
It changed me forever.
365
00:16:44,373 --> 00:16:46,322
It made me...
366
00:16:49,844 --> 00:16:51,577
a transchanger.
367
00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:54,162
Quick, get in me.
368
00:17:02,623 --> 00:17:05,923
Over there,
I see 'em!
369
00:17:22,576 --> 00:17:26,946
Harley, I don't think
I've ever ridden
on Harley Quinn Highway.
370
00:17:26,946 --> 00:17:28,316
Yeah, they let me
design it myself
371
00:17:28,316 --> 00:17:30,000
when I threatened
to nuke the city.
372
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,599
Kind of regrettin'
some of my creative choices
right about now.
373
00:17:36,690 --> 00:17:39,593
[all yelling]
374
00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:41,276
[screaming]
375
00:17:51,672 --> 00:17:53,140
There's the bastards.
376
00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:55,843
Let her rip, boys.
377
00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:57,675
I love guns!
378
00:18:02,250 --> 00:18:03,951
I think the trucks
are bulletproof.
379
00:18:03,983 --> 00:18:08,983
Just get me close,
and I'll handle this.
380
00:18:09,690 --> 00:18:11,640
Ive, wait up.
381
00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:18,597
[guard 1 screams]
382
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:21,148
[guard 2 screams]
383
00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:25,707
Hey, now that
it's just me and you,
384
00:18:25,707 --> 00:18:27,875
I was hopin' we could talk
a little bit about
385
00:18:27,909 --> 00:18:30,778
why one bestie would think
of the other bestie
as her worst nightmare.
386
00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:33,661
-Not now!
-[grunts]
387
00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:40,320
Uh, what about now?
388
00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:42,222
Fine! You want to know
what my biggest fear is?
389
00:18:42,256 --> 00:18:44,924
Finally allowing myself
to count on someone
390
00:18:44,959 --> 00:18:48,061
and then
having them ditch me.
391
00:18:48,095 --> 00:18:50,266
But I was still plannin'
on helping you.
392
00:18:50,299 --> 00:18:52,299
You were my one friend,
393
00:18:52,333 --> 00:18:54,367
and I asked you
for one favor,
394
00:18:54,402 --> 00:18:55,636
but instead
you ditched me
395
00:18:55,670 --> 00:18:57,471
for the Joker,
who treats ya like shit.
396
00:18:57,505 --> 00:19:00,040
I thought you could change,
but I was wrong.
397
00:19:00,075 --> 00:19:05,075
You still live your entire life
based on what he might think.
398
00:19:05,112 --> 00:19:06,546
So, how do we fix this?
399
00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:07,815
I don't know.
400
00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:12,420
[both] Loop!
401
00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:16,623
Harley's truck's
not gonna make it!
402
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:18,307
[screaming]
403
00:19:31,439 --> 00:19:33,040
What's the situation?
404
00:19:33,074 --> 00:19:35,375
Ivy's mad at me
for months of
emotional neglect.
405
00:19:35,409 --> 00:19:38,211
The road, schmuck, the road!
Situation on the road!
406
00:19:38,244 --> 00:19:43,244
Oh, two trucks left,
but there's Ivy!
407
00:19:47,653 --> 00:19:48,655
Plant, anywhere?
408
00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:53,294
There's gotta be
a plant somewhere.
409
00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:55,494
[guard gasps]
410
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:58,832
Oh, shit.
411
00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:01,801
[Poison Ivy screaming]
412
00:20:01,835 --> 00:20:04,085
-Ivy!
-Hang on!
413
00:20:20,421 --> 00:20:22,155
Sy, after today,
you're in the crew,
414
00:20:22,189 --> 00:20:23,458
even if it's
just you and me.
415
00:20:23,490 --> 00:20:25,226
Thanks, H-bomb.
I told ya I could...
416
00:20:25,259 --> 00:20:26,594
[snoring]
417
00:20:26,627 --> 00:20:31,132
-Scarecrow's getting away!
-On it! On it.
418
00:20:31,164 --> 00:20:36,115
He's takin'
the Gotham Park exit.
419
00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:37,505
We're not gonna catch him.
420
00:20:37,538 --> 00:20:41,887
Drive over
the weapons cache!
421
00:20:44,645 --> 00:20:47,981
Good God! Tax dollars
actually paid for this?
422
00:20:48,015 --> 00:20:49,515
Pull over!
423
00:20:59,693 --> 00:21:01,895
Ivy, you're right.
I let Joker get to me.
424
00:21:01,930 --> 00:21:04,531
I turned my back
on my friends and on you.
425
00:21:04,565 --> 00:21:05,667
But that is the old me.
426
00:21:05,701 --> 00:21:08,701
Time to blow her up.
427
00:21:14,541 --> 00:21:16,210
See how selfless
I am now?
428
00:21:16,242 --> 00:21:17,345
Best friends again?
429
00:21:17,377 --> 00:21:22,249
Water under the bridge?
430
00:21:22,282 --> 00:21:26,932
[Scarecrow laughing maniacally]
431
00:21:35,797 --> 00:21:39,467
Hmm. That bubbling
seems ominous.
432
00:21:39,500 --> 00:21:41,201
So, the guy
at the Smart Bar
433
00:21:41,234 --> 00:21:42,803
said that everything
should be fine.
434
00:21:42,805 --> 00:21:43,805
I did it, Denise.
435
00:21:43,805 --> 00:21:46,013
I told Cheryl
I'm leaving her.
436
00:21:46,013 --> 00:21:47,584
Now it's you and me forever.
437
00:21:47,616 --> 00:21:49,616
Oh, Daniel.
438
00:21:55,354 --> 00:21:59,025
Oh, shit.
439
00:21:59,058 --> 00:22:02,929
[man screaming]
440
00:22:02,961 --> 00:22:05,932
So, this is not great.
441
00:22:05,964 --> 00:22:08,067
[Sy] Hey, a little
help over here.
442
00:22:08,101 --> 00:22:10,103
Anybody have any WD-40?
443
00:22:10,135 --> 00:22:11,871
Maybe some
coconut oil?
444
00:22:11,904 --> 00:22:15,055
I'm in a lot of pain!
445
00:22:24,084 --> 00:22:26,317
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