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[Typewriter clicking]
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[Ding]
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You're much more
attractive than she is.
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You are.
She's so plastic.
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Those boobs.
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Yuck.
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I think it's nice
you've made a new
titsy friend.
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She's obviously
quite fond of you.
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She's an actress
who wants more lines.
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Maybe she can
hug them out of you.
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Hey!
Yes!
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[Laughter]
Aww.
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[Laughing]
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Ohh!
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[Typewriter clicking]
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[Ding]
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[Gunshot]
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[Typewriter clicking]
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[Ding]
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No. No.
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Oh, good.
There you are.
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Hey. See what
Sean thinks.
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See what Sean thinks
about what?
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Isn't this top
too booby for Nicola?
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Uh...
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I'd--I'd have to say,
can one ever be
too booby?
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Thank you! I have
spent a lot of money
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believing the answer
to that question is no.
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I'm gonna find you
something else.
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So, what's up?
Um...
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Thanks.
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I've got the new pages
for the library scene.
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You go to him now.
That way,
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it really puts
the pressure on him.
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Let's see.
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[Laughs]
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This is so much better.
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Is it? Oh, yay.
Yeah, it works now.
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You're so good!
[Laughs]
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Well...
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Morning likes
the rewrite.
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I can see that.
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I should probably--
Right.
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Try this.
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What was I
supposed to do?
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I'm talking to her,
and she just takes
her top off
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like I'm not
even there.
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Oh, please. She knew
you were there.
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She's an actress.
They're very free
with their bodies.
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All I'm saying is,
that was a choice.
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She could've gone
in the back to change.
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Or--here's an idea--
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she could just have
turned round. But no.
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She decided that was
the perfect moment
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to bring out
the bazooms.
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Bazooms?
Yes.
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Technically,
those aren't breasts.
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They're bazooms.
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You can look it up in
The Big Book of Tits.
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Darling, look at me.
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Hi. You have
nothing to worry about.
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I am totally immune
to her bazooms.
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All right.
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I mean it.
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I said all right.
All right.
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All right?
All right.
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One more round?
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All right.
All right.
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[Groans]
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Is today over yet?
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Actually,
Matt has these tickets
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for this charity
thing tonight,
and he was wondering--
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Oh, please, no.
All I want to do
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is go home and sit
in a nice hot bath.
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Can we get out of it?
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You can.
He only has one extra.
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And, of course,
he only invited you.
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You just said
you didn't want to go.
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That's not the point.
It's my point.
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What if I wanted to go?
But you don't.
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You just asked
to get out of it.
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Whoosh--you're out of it.
Any more wishes?
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Are you being
intentionally dim,
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or do you really
not get--
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It's you who
doesn't get it.
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Of course he's not gonna
invite you to things.
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He knows you didn't
want him for the part.
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You talk to him
like he's an idiot.
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And, lest we forget,
you hate him.
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Still, that's no reason
not to invite me.
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Yeah, yeah.
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So, what is this
charity thing that
I'm not invited to?
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It's for rape.
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It's for rape?
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No, it's not
for rape.
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It's not--
It's not pro-rape.
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It's to prevent it,
or to...
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take care of women
after--
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I don't know.
Rape is involved.
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You wouldn't have
enjoyed it anyway.
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There's this whole
wine-tasting thing.
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Wine-tasting and rape?
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And I believe
there's a singer.
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Uh...
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Oh, good.
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She's here.
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What do you think?
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Well, uh...
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I like that she's
wearing a top
this time.
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Mm-hmm?
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But where's the bottom?
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What are you saying?
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Uh, the skirt.
What?
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Too short?
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Heh.
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She's a librarian
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in a boys'
boarding school.
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I'm guessing
it's not within
her job description
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to show the boys
her vagina.
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They might go to
the library more.
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Look at it
with the glasses.
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Hmm?
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Right. So, now it's
a vagina with glasses.
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Tell me again...
what you want.
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Obviously,
I'm not getting it.
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As incomprehensible
as that is,
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we need something
tasteful, stylish,
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less, uh...
gynecological.
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CAROL: Hey, kids!
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Ohh! Love that!
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Thank you!
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Isn't it great?
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It is not great!
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Because she's
a librarian!
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Well, a TV librarian.
Exactly.
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Meaning?
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No one ever stopped
watching a TV show
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because the librarian
looked too hot.
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You're not gonna
actually see my vagina.
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And yet, we'll all
know it's there.
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[Laughs] Look,
let me be absolutely
clear about this.
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This skirt--and her
reproductive organs--
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are not--I repeat--
not going in my show!
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Let's get you
out of this, honey...
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before she kills
somebody.
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I'm--I'm sorry.
That was--
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Come on.
Let's take a walk.
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No, I'm fine, really.
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I know, I know.
Just walk with me.
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Okay, what's wrong?
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Nothing's wrong.
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Really, it's all good.
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Gotcha. Nice fists.
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Oh. Oh, it's all
incredibly tedious.
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So, bore me.
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Oh, I've just had
a rather difficult day.
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And by "day", I mean
month, month and a half.
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Oh. Not having fun?
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Fun?
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No. I--
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You really want
to hear this?
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Yeah, I really do.
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[Sighs]
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Every day, I...
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feel like we're making
this show worse.
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I can barely remember
why I liked it
to begin with.
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I hate L.A.
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I'm sick of the sunshine
and the mojitos.
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I--I am tired
of feeling fat
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when I'm not fat.
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You're not fat.
Thank you!
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Am I fat?
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No! You're not fat!
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Really?
Ohh, I hate my ass.
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I used to have
such a great ass.
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So...we're done
with me?
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Oh, sorry.
Ha ha ha!
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Go on.
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Sean would kill me
for saying this,
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but if you told me right now
this whole thing was off,
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oh, I'd be home
in a heartbeat,
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and I wouldn't
mind a bit.
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But you're not gonna
tell me that, are you?
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Sorry.
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Good night, Tim.
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Oh, Christ.
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See you guys tomorrow.
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Honey...
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it's gonna be all right.
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We'll find a skirt.
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I know we will.
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CAROL: Look at you,
all glamory.
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Thanks.
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You did that fast.
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What are you up to
tonight?
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I've got that benefit for
the rape prevention thingy.
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Oh, um...I believe
Sean's gonna be there.
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Yeah, I know.
We'll miss you.
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Night.
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I didn't see him behind me
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until it was too late.
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He hit me with
a piece of pipe,
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and before I could scream,
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he had his hand
over my mouth.
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But mine was--
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[Whispers] I once
did a pilot with her.
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Hmm.
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Not a good actress.
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...18% of all victims
were raped by a stranger.
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82% were attacked by
someone that they know.
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I think she does
voice-overs now.
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For, like, cartoons and shit.
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...and why your support
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is so vitally important.
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Women have to know how
to protect themselves...
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You want to open
the wine?
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I think we're
supposed to wait.
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I am also speaking here
as a mother...
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It really should breathe.
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All right.
Okay.
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Over 80% of the women
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who report being raped
are under 25 years old.
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And that's just the instances
that have been reported.
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Rape is called the most
under-reported...
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[Cork squeaking]
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In a large national survey
of American women...
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[Pop]
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[Sighs loudly]
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...was reported
to the police.
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Think about that.
One in six.
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That is a staggering
statistic...
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Hi.
Hey.
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Hey.
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Sorry I'm late.
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I got stuck in wardrobe.
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What'd I miss?
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She was raped.
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...and college campuses,
teaching young women
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how to defend themselves...
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I didn't know
you were coming.
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Matt invited me.
You look very nice.
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Shh! Come on, guys.
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Not cool.
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WOMAN: We guide them
through the process
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of going to the proper
authorities,
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and we are providing
counseling...
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It's crazy. Why am I
even worrying about this?
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I completely trust him.
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The question is,
do you trust her?
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About as far
as I can stretch
her tight little face.
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I don't even like
her name--Morning.
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Well, imagine
how ridiculous
that name will be
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when she's, like, 70.
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She probably is 70.
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[Laughs]
How does she do it?
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I've heard injections.
What sort?
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Some kind of serum made
from Chinese babies.
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Oh, that's horrible.
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Do we know
where she gets it?
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[Laughs]
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Do you smoke?
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Ohh, I'd love one.
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But I quit
ten years ago.
264
00:11:45,917 --> 00:11:48,208
Although, I did slip
the other day,
265
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:49,834
and it was--
266
00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:52,208
No, no, I shouldn't.
I know it's poison.
267
00:11:52,208 --> 00:11:55,250
And yet, sometimes even
the smell of a cigarette--
268
00:11:55,250 --> 00:11:57,208
Oh. Not cigarettes.
269
00:11:57,208 --> 00:11:58,667
Oh, that's fine.
270
00:12:00,291 --> 00:12:03,542
♪ I'm just a fool
who needs to listen to... ♪
271
00:12:03,542 --> 00:12:06,375
I didn't know
you'd invited her.
272
00:12:06,375 --> 00:12:09,083
MATT: Yeah.
273
00:12:09,083 --> 00:12:11,291
Wait, are you two--
274
00:12:11,291 --> 00:12:13,333
Us? No, no.
275
00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:15,917
I brought her for you.
Ha ha!
276
00:12:15,917 --> 00:12:17,667
And I didn't
get you anything.
277
00:12:17,667 --> 00:12:19,959
It just seemed like you guys
were really hitting it off,
278
00:12:19,959 --> 00:12:22,083
so I thought I'd
give you some space--
279
00:12:22,083 --> 00:12:24,166
you know, away from--
ehhhh!
280
00:12:24,166 --> 00:12:25,333
You serious?
281
00:12:25,333 --> 00:12:27,041
Yeah, I think
she likes you.
282
00:12:27,041 --> 00:12:29,875
First of all,
I'm married, happily.
283
00:12:29,875 --> 00:12:31,417
I don't do
that sort of thing.
284
00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:32,917
And whether
she likes me--
285
00:12:32,917 --> 00:12:34,583
Why do you think
she likes me?
286
00:12:34,583 --> 00:12:36,792
I'm telling you--
the way she's always...
287
00:12:36,792 --> 00:12:38,583
playing up to you.
288
00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:40,250
That's not
what that is.
I'm her boss.
289
00:12:40,250 --> 00:12:42,291
It's my show.
She has to be
nice to me.
290
00:12:42,291 --> 00:12:45,041
I'm not nice
to your wife.
291
00:12:46,542 --> 00:12:48,583
Even so,
it doesn't matter.
I don't cheat.
292
00:12:48,583 --> 00:12:50,083
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
293
00:12:50,083 --> 00:12:52,083
Who said anything
about cheating?
294
00:12:52,083 --> 00:12:54,417
I'm talking about
a little thing.
295
00:12:54,417 --> 00:12:56,875
Yeah, a little thing
is still a thing.
296
00:12:58,166 --> 00:13:00,250
Nah.
297
00:13:00,250 --> 00:13:03,166
Like, is a hand job
cheating?
298
00:13:03,166 --> 00:13:04,667
Yes.
299
00:13:04,667 --> 00:13:06,667
A hand job?
Yes.
300
00:13:06,667 --> 00:13:09,291
You know what
a hand job is?
Yes.
301
00:13:11,375 --> 00:13:13,458
So, I guess a blow job--
All the jobs are cheating.
302
00:13:13,458 --> 00:13:15,458
Hand job, blow job,
303
00:13:15,458 --> 00:13:17,208
hum job, rim job...
304
00:13:17,208 --> 00:13:19,667
Oh, stop.
You're turning me on
with that accent.
305
00:13:19,667 --> 00:13:22,125
Ooh!
I'm just saying--
306
00:13:22,125 --> 00:13:23,834
look at what
you're giving up.
307
00:13:25,625 --> 00:13:27,792
You've seen the tape.
What tape?
308
00:13:27,792 --> 00:13:29,458
You haven't seen
her tape?
309
00:13:29,458 --> 00:13:31,750
Morning?
Uh, yeah.
310
00:13:31,750 --> 00:13:33,917
About ten years ago.
It was kind of a big deal,
311
00:13:33,917 --> 00:13:37,375
'cause she was playing
the mom on some family show.
312
00:13:37,375 --> 00:13:38,667
It's her and some
black dude,
313
00:13:38,667 --> 00:13:42,333
and they
are doing stuff.
314
00:13:42,333 --> 00:13:44,458
Oh, my God.
315
00:13:47,125 --> 00:13:48,625
I don't want
to see it.
316
00:13:48,625 --> 00:13:50,834
Ohh, you want
to see it.
317
00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:56,291
How long have you guys
been together?
318
00:13:56,291 --> 00:13:57,542
Eight years.
319
00:13:57,542 --> 00:13:59,667
And he's never...
320
00:13:59,667 --> 00:14:02,709
What?
Screwed around.
321
00:14:02,709 --> 00:14:04,834
Oh, no, never.
322
00:14:04,834 --> 00:14:07,625
Although...
Hmm?
323
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,333
There is some precedent.
324
00:14:11,333 --> 00:14:13,625
Intriguing.
325
00:14:13,625 --> 00:14:17,500
When I first met Sean,
he was...
326
00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:19,750
married to someone else.
327
00:14:19,750 --> 00:14:22,417
Really?!
328
00:14:22,417 --> 00:14:25,250
We both got hired
to, um...
329
00:14:25,250 --> 00:14:27,709
write on
this sketch show,
330
00:14:27,709 --> 00:14:29,792
and from day one,
it was, like...
331
00:14:29,792 --> 00:14:32,792
"Hell-o-o-o-o.
Where have you been?"
332
00:14:32,792 --> 00:14:36,792
We totally clicked,
made each other laugh.
333
00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:38,291
And I told myself
nothing could happen.
334
00:14:38,291 --> 00:14:39,709
He was married.
335
00:14:39,709 --> 00:14:42,375
How long did that last?
Five days.
336
00:14:42,375 --> 00:14:44,834
Look at you,
with the self-restraint!
337
00:14:44,834 --> 00:14:47,083
[Laughs]
338
00:14:47,083 --> 00:14:50,083
Ohh. You want more?
339
00:14:50,083 --> 00:14:51,834
No. Yes.
340
00:14:53,375 --> 00:14:54,959
It was a crazy time--
341
00:14:54,959 --> 00:14:56,959
both of us
feeling guilty,
342
00:14:56,959 --> 00:14:58,625
sneaking around,
343
00:14:58,625 --> 00:14:59,875
always afraid we were
gonna get caught.
344
00:14:59,875 --> 00:15:01,583
That sounds hot.
345
00:15:01,583 --> 00:15:04,166
Oh, my God.
[Laughs]
346
00:15:06,875 --> 00:15:08,375
[Sighs]
347
00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:10,250
I've been seeing
this guy--
348
00:15:10,250 --> 00:15:12,709
also married.
349
00:15:12,709 --> 00:15:14,834
Ohh.
350
00:15:14,834 --> 00:15:17,041
No one knows.
351
00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:19,333
And...
352
00:15:19,333 --> 00:15:20,917
I can't tell you
his name.
353
00:15:20,917 --> 00:15:22,667
If it got out,
354
00:15:22,667 --> 00:15:25,083
it could ruin
a lot of lives.
355
00:15:25,083 --> 00:15:26,750
It's Merc, right?
356
00:15:26,750 --> 00:15:28,125
Yeah.
357
00:15:34,375 --> 00:15:36,583
Ohh! Hello, boys.
358
00:15:36,583 --> 00:15:38,625
Look, honey,
it's Matt LeBlanc
359
00:15:38,625 --> 00:15:40,750
and his pal...
Chim Chim Cher-ee!
360
00:15:40,750 --> 00:15:42,709
Ha ha ha!
Hi, Matt.
361
00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:44,917
Hello, Sean.
Hey.
362
00:15:44,917 --> 00:15:46,834
Wow, I didn't know
you two were gonna
be here.
363
00:15:46,834 --> 00:15:48,542
Are you kidding me?
364
00:15:48,542 --> 00:15:50,458
James is the co-chair
of this whole thing.
365
00:15:50,458 --> 00:15:52,750
Congratulations.
Wow.
366
00:15:52,750 --> 00:15:54,083
Yeah, she's
pretty amazing.
367
00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:55,750
She's been working
her ass off.
368
00:15:55,750 --> 00:15:57,667
For, like,
the last six months,
369
00:15:57,667 --> 00:15:59,792
all I've heard is,
"Rape, rape, rape,
rape, rape."
370
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,959
It's enough to make you
want to do it.
371
00:16:01,959 --> 00:16:03,667
Honey.
I'm kidding.
372
00:16:03,667 --> 00:16:05,625
Hey, you don't laugh
at this stuff.
373
00:16:05,625 --> 00:16:06,792
You cry.
374
00:16:06,792 --> 00:16:08,625
It's a great night.
Thank you.
375
00:16:08,625 --> 00:16:10,208
It really is--everything.
376
00:16:10,208 --> 00:16:12,542
The wine, Natalie Cole.
Even the food.
377
00:16:12,542 --> 00:16:14,125
You don't expect it
to be good at these
things, but--
378
00:16:14,125 --> 00:16:16,625
I know. This chef
is a genius.
379
00:16:16,625 --> 00:16:18,542
I found him at the
colorectal cancer benefit.
380
00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:19,792
Now I won't use
anyone else.
381
00:16:19,792 --> 00:16:21,750
Have you ever been
to the colorectal one?
382
00:16:21,750 --> 00:16:23,458
[Laughs]
Oh, my God.
383
00:16:23,458 --> 00:16:25,709
They always do it
right around Christmas,
384
00:16:25,709 --> 00:16:27,417
with all
the twinkly lights.
385
00:16:27,417 --> 00:16:28,917
It's just magical.
386
00:16:28,917 --> 00:16:30,875
Well...
387
00:16:30,875 --> 00:16:33,041
I also really like
the one for the kids
with the harelips.
388
00:16:33,041 --> 00:16:35,709
Last year at the raffle,
I won a car.
389
00:16:35,709 --> 00:16:38,375
Wow.
Well, a Toyota.
But still.
390
00:16:38,375 --> 00:16:39,750
Is Beverly here?
391
00:16:39,750 --> 00:16:41,709
No, Matt only had
one extra ticket.
392
00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:43,166
Oh, you should've
called me.
393
00:16:43,166 --> 00:16:44,792
Uhh, I wish
I'd known.
394
00:16:44,792 --> 00:16:46,208
I really like Beverly.
395
00:16:46,208 --> 00:16:47,792
Yeah, she's great.
396
00:16:47,792 --> 00:16:49,917
Is she enjoying L.A.
any better?
397
00:16:49,917 --> 00:16:52,667
Eh. Well, you know,
we're working so hard
on the pilot,
398
00:16:52,667 --> 00:16:53,875
we really could
be anywhere.
399
00:16:53,875 --> 00:16:55,792
Hey, is this one
pushing you too hard?
400
00:16:55,792 --> 00:16:58,125
Just tell me. I've got
a bit of clout with him.
401
00:17:00,417 --> 00:17:02,667
Honey?
402
00:17:02,667 --> 00:17:04,041
Honey?
403
00:17:05,750 --> 00:17:07,208
Honey?
404
00:17:10,125 --> 00:17:13,083
He was going
to leave her...
405
00:17:13,083 --> 00:17:15,083
after Christmas.
406
00:17:15,083 --> 00:17:16,667
He just wanted to wait
407
00:17:16,667 --> 00:17:18,208
until they got back
from Hawaii.
408
00:17:18,208 --> 00:17:21,875
Apparently the deposits
weren't refundable,
409
00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:23,959
or some bullshit.
I don't know.
410
00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:27,750
But he really was
going to leave her.
411
00:17:27,750 --> 00:17:30,625
And then she went blind.
412
00:17:30,625 --> 00:17:32,667
Right.
413
00:17:32,667 --> 00:17:35,208
Obviously, he couldn't
do anything then.
414
00:17:35,208 --> 00:17:36,709
No.
415
00:17:36,709 --> 00:17:39,166
I mean,
how would that look?
416
00:17:39,166 --> 00:17:41,041
Not good.
417
00:17:41,041 --> 00:17:44,709
I couldn't believe it.
418
00:17:44,709 --> 00:17:47,208
Blind.
419
00:17:47,208 --> 00:17:49,458
Blind.
420
00:17:49,458 --> 00:17:54,000
It's like I was
being punished.
421
00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:57,500
Okay.
422
00:17:57,500 --> 00:17:59,417
And now it's--
423
00:17:59,417 --> 00:18:02,709
Ohh, it's just back to
where we were, you know?
424
00:18:02,709 --> 00:18:04,792
Screwing in the office
425
00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:06,792
and taking
fake business trips.
426
00:18:06,792 --> 00:18:11,000
I know, I know--
I should just end it.
427
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,250
But--
428
00:18:13,250 --> 00:18:15,917
Oh, God.
429
00:18:15,917 --> 00:18:17,917
I could eat...
430
00:18:17,917 --> 00:18:21,750
a whole pig right now.
431
00:18:21,750 --> 00:18:25,291
You want to hear
something really pathetic?
432
00:18:27,333 --> 00:18:29,542
I've actually
become an expert
433
00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:31,750
on ocular blindness.
434
00:18:31,750 --> 00:18:34,375
I'm online constantly,
435
00:18:34,375 --> 00:18:36,750
reading all
the latest research.
436
00:18:36,750 --> 00:18:38,458
And so far,
437
00:18:38,458 --> 00:18:41,792
there is really no hope.
438
00:18:41,792 --> 00:18:44,041
But I--
439
00:18:44,041 --> 00:18:47,792
[Crying] I just
keep dreaming that...
440
00:18:47,792 --> 00:18:53,375
someday,
some doctor somewhere
441
00:18:53,375 --> 00:18:56,792
will find a cure
442
00:18:56,792 --> 00:19:00,458
and give that poor woman
her sight back,
443
00:19:00,458 --> 00:19:04,083
so he can fucking
leave her.
444
00:19:11,291 --> 00:19:13,083
[Laughs]
445
00:19:16,375 --> 00:19:18,166
Mmm. Ooh.
446
00:19:18,166 --> 00:19:20,500
You guys gotta
try this one.
447
00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:23,792
Starts off with,
like, a deep
cocoa flavor,
448
00:19:23,792 --> 00:19:26,375
and then
it has an almost
ashy finish.
449
00:19:26,375 --> 00:19:27,792
A what?
450
00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:30,125
An ashy finish.
451
00:19:30,125 --> 00:19:32,000
That's a real thing.
452
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,166
[French accent] Mmm, yes.
It's a bright Cabernet,
453
00:19:34,166 --> 00:19:38,417
redolent of burnt hair
and, uh, Marlboro Lights.
454
00:19:38,417 --> 00:19:40,208
Or you can both
suck my balls.
455
00:19:40,208 --> 00:19:41,667
MAN: Sean?
456
00:19:41,667 --> 00:19:43,291
Oh, my God!
457
00:19:43,291 --> 00:19:45,834
What are you doing
here in L.A.?
458
00:19:45,834 --> 00:19:47,291
I've got a screenplay.
459
00:19:47,291 --> 00:19:48,875
What, you're
writing now?
460
00:19:48,875 --> 00:19:51,291
Pretending to.
That's brilliant.
461
00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:54,000
Although, features--
that is a tough game.
462
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,500
Bev and I
have a script
463
00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:57,417
we've been trying
to make happen
for eight years.
464
00:19:57,417 --> 00:19:59,166
Actually,
mine is happening.
465
00:19:59,166 --> 00:20:00,667
What?
466
00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:03,333
We start filming
in three weeks.
467
00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:06,000
That's brilliant.
468
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,834
They're making
your movie.
469
00:20:07,834 --> 00:20:10,458
Bryan Singer's directing.
Brilliant, brilliant.
470
00:20:10,458 --> 00:20:12,208
It's a two-hander
with Matt Damon
and Keira Knightley.
471
00:20:12,208 --> 00:20:13,959
[Laughs]
Matt Damon?!
472
00:20:13,959 --> 00:20:16,083
And Keira Knightley?
473
00:20:16,083 --> 00:20:18,333
In your movie.
474
00:20:18,333 --> 00:20:19,667
That's--
475
00:20:19,667 --> 00:20:22,208
That is--
476
00:20:23,375 --> 00:20:24,458
Brilliant?
477
00:20:24,458 --> 00:20:26,083
Oh, yeah, sorry.
478
00:20:26,083 --> 00:20:27,542
Matt LeBlanc,
Morning Randolph,
479
00:20:27,542 --> 00:20:30,125
this is
Andrew Leslie.
480
00:20:30,125 --> 00:20:32,041
Andrew used to be
our old P.A.
481
00:20:32,041 --> 00:20:33,667
But now, apparently,
482
00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:35,625
he's got a mo-o-ovie!
483
00:20:35,625 --> 00:20:37,375
So, what brings
you here?
484
00:20:37,375 --> 00:20:39,458
Uh, we're doing
a TV pilot.
485
00:20:39,458 --> 00:20:41,542
We're making
an American version
of Lyman's Boys.
486
00:20:41,542 --> 00:20:43,583
Awesome. Who's doing
Julian's part?
487
00:20:43,583 --> 00:20:45,041
Matt is.
488
00:20:45,041 --> 00:20:47,166
[Laughs]
489
00:20:49,625 --> 00:20:51,667
Oh, you're serious?
490
00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:54,083
Well, that--
that's fantastic.
491
00:20:54,083 --> 00:20:55,709
Yeah, we changed it
a bit.
492
00:20:55,709 --> 00:20:57,125
It's now about
a hockey coach.
493
00:20:57,125 --> 00:20:58,583
It's cled Pucks!
494
00:20:58,583 --> 00:21:00,375
[Laughs]
No, really.
495
00:21:00,375 --> 00:21:02,417
No, really.
496
00:21:02,417 --> 00:21:03,750
Wow.
497
00:21:03,750 --> 00:21:06,250
Well, good luck
with that.
498
00:21:06,250 --> 00:21:08,750
Uh, I should really
get back to Keira.
499
00:21:08,750 --> 00:21:11,166
Oh. You're here
with Keira?
500
00:21:11,166 --> 00:21:12,709
Mm. And all
the Paramount people.
501
00:21:12,709 --> 00:21:13,834
[Snores]
502
00:21:13,834 --> 00:21:16,333
Uh, nice meeting
you both.
503
00:21:16,333 --> 00:21:18,500
Bye-bye.
504
00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:20,792
Fuck you. Get out
of my country.
505
00:21:28,792 --> 00:21:31,583
Ohh! What kind of
sick mind
506
00:21:31,583 --> 00:21:33,417
chains a refrigerator?
507
00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:36,291
It's like locusts
came through here.
508
00:21:37,875 --> 00:21:40,917
Ohh, there's got
to be something left.
509
00:21:42,625 --> 00:21:46,417
Ohh. Hello.
510
00:21:46,417 --> 00:21:48,500
A donut.
511
00:21:48,500 --> 00:21:50,583
From the garbage?
512
00:21:50,583 --> 00:21:52,500
Yeah.
513
00:21:52,500 --> 00:21:54,792
Anything touching it?
514
00:21:54,792 --> 00:21:57,583
Just...garbage.
515
00:21:58,792 --> 00:22:00,792
All right.
Hey.
516
00:22:02,250 --> 00:22:04,417
[Both moaning]
517
00:22:04,417 --> 00:22:06,750
Three years ago,
he's getting me lattes.
518
00:22:06,750 --> 00:22:09,667
Now he's making
a movie with Matt Damon
and Keira Knightley.
519
00:22:09,667 --> 00:22:12,208
You know, just because
he's making a movie
520
00:22:12,208 --> 00:22:15,333
doesn't mean it's
gonna be a good movie.
Believe me.
521
00:22:15,333 --> 00:22:16,834
Why should I care
about this?
522
00:22:16,834 --> 00:22:18,625
He's not a bad person.
523
00:22:18,625 --> 00:22:20,500
He's a douchebag.
524
00:22:20,500 --> 00:22:23,625
Look, don't do this
to yourself.
525
00:22:23,625 --> 00:22:25,417
You'll still be making
great TV shows
526
00:22:25,417 --> 00:22:27,250
when that little
creep goes back
527
00:22:27,250 --> 00:22:28,834
to getting
other people coffee.
528
00:22:28,834 --> 00:22:33,333
You are a brilliant,
brilliant writer.
529
00:22:33,333 --> 00:22:36,083
And I don't mean "brilliant"
like you guys say it.
530
00:22:36,083 --> 00:22:38,041
You're actually brilliant.
531
00:22:38,041 --> 00:22:39,917
That's--
That's very kind.
532
00:22:39,917 --> 00:22:43,333
Bullshit. It's not kind.
It's true.
533
00:22:43,333 --> 00:22:46,375
You may not realize how
long I've been doing this.
534
00:22:46,375 --> 00:22:49,458
I've...heard rumors.
535
00:22:49,458 --> 00:22:51,834
So, you know I know
what I'm talking about.
536
00:22:51,834 --> 00:22:53,417
Before I took this,
537
00:22:53,417 --> 00:22:56,250
I watched every episode
of Lyman's Boys.
538
00:22:56,250 --> 00:22:57,875
You did?
539
00:22:57,875 --> 00:22:59,709
Do you even know
how talented you are?
540
00:22:59,709 --> 00:23:02,291
I show up at
that stage every day,
541
00:23:02,291 --> 00:23:06,041
and I can't believe
I get to work with you.
542
00:23:22,834 --> 00:23:24,375
Well, boys, this is me.
543
00:23:24,375 --> 00:23:25,959
Oh, thank you both
for a lovely evening.
544
00:23:25,959 --> 00:23:27,792
Good night, sweetie.
545
00:23:27,792 --> 00:23:29,583
Come here.
546
00:23:34,458 --> 00:23:35,959
You gonna be okay?
547
00:23:35,959 --> 00:23:37,375
Oh, I--I--
548
00:23:37,375 --> 00:23:39,583
I'm already okay.
Thank you.
549
00:23:40,792 --> 00:23:43,041
See you tomorrow.
550
00:23:44,792 --> 00:23:47,667
There goes one great
opportunity.
551
00:23:47,667 --> 00:23:49,125
[Sighs]
552
00:23:52,917 --> 00:23:55,917
And it's back.
It's not my car.
553
00:23:55,917 --> 00:23:58,291
That was embarrassing.
554
00:23:58,291 --> 00:24:01,709
Oh, God. I'm covered
in dog hair--
555
00:24:01,709 --> 00:24:04,000
MATT: Whoa. Okay.
556
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,375
I'm thinking
maybe you shouldn't
be driving tonight.
557
00:24:06,375 --> 00:24:08,583
I think you may be right.
558
00:24:08,583 --> 00:24:10,458
You're in Westwood,
right?
559
00:24:10,458 --> 00:24:12,083
Seanie, you're heading
in that direction.
560
00:24:12,083 --> 00:24:14,083
Would you mind?
561
00:24:14,083 --> 00:24:16,917
Um--
562
00:24:18,667 --> 00:24:21,125
Uh, actually, I need to
go back to the office.
563
00:24:21,125 --> 00:24:22,625
I left some
script notes there
564
00:24:22,625 --> 00:24:25,917
that Beverly and I
need to go over tonight.
565
00:24:25,917 --> 00:24:28,333
Oh. Okay.
566
00:24:28,333 --> 00:24:30,250
Come on.
I'll take you.
567
00:24:39,750 --> 00:24:42,041
COMPUTERIZED VOICE:
Front door ajar.
568
00:24:42,041 --> 00:24:43,792
[Door closes]
569
00:24:45,208 --> 00:24:46,792
Hello.
570
00:24:46,792 --> 00:24:48,083
Mmm!
571
00:24:48,083 --> 00:24:50,667
[Chuckles]
572
00:24:50,667 --> 00:24:51,959
Mmm.
573
00:24:51,959 --> 00:24:53,834
Mmm-mmm. M.
574
00:24:53,834 --> 00:24:55,750
Moo shu pork.
575
00:24:55,750 --> 00:24:57,250
Moo shu pork to you.
576
00:24:57,250 --> 00:24:59,625
How was your bath?
Didn't get to it...
577
00:24:59,625 --> 00:25:02,834
because I got stoned
with Carol.
578
00:25:02,834 --> 00:25:04,125
Carol from the network?
579
00:25:04,125 --> 00:25:07,166
You did not!
Yes, I did.
580
00:25:07,166 --> 00:25:10,000
Your little wine-tasting
doesn't look so debauched
now, does it?
581
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:11,875
It does not.
582
00:25:11,875 --> 00:25:13,834
What's in the bag?
Oh.
583
00:25:13,834 --> 00:25:16,500
We all got one.
I haven't looked in it yet.
584
00:25:19,041 --> 00:25:20,667
Corkscrew.
585
00:25:20,667 --> 00:25:23,208
Bottle of Merlot.
586
00:25:25,625 --> 00:25:27,333
And a rape whistle.
587
00:25:29,041 --> 00:25:31,667
So, how was it?
Who was there?
Any famouses?
588
00:25:31,667 --> 00:25:33,250
The place was
crawling with them.
589
00:25:33,250 --> 00:25:34,834
I was two tables away
from Sharon Stone,
590
00:25:34,834 --> 00:25:36,291
who was annoying
even from the back.
591
00:25:36,291 --> 00:25:38,041
Sure.
592
00:25:38,041 --> 00:25:39,250
Miley Cyrus, I think.
593
00:25:39,250 --> 00:25:40,750
Hmm!
594
00:25:40,750 --> 00:25:43,000
Elton John--
who, in person,
595
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,834
looked a lot
like Judi Dench.
596
00:25:44,834 --> 00:25:46,458
[Laughs]
Really? Who else?
597
00:25:46,458 --> 00:25:48,208
Oh, I ran into
our old P.A. Andrew.
598
00:25:48,208 --> 00:25:50,208
Oh, little baby Andrew!
599
00:25:50,208 --> 00:25:52,208
Ohh, what's he
doing here?
600
00:25:52,208 --> 00:25:53,875
He wrote a movie
they're making
601
00:25:53,875 --> 00:25:55,583
with Matt Damon
and Keira Knightley.
602
00:25:55,583 --> 00:25:58,000
That little prick.
Thank you.
603
00:25:58,000 --> 00:25:59,709
Any other
familiar faces?
604
00:25:59,709 --> 00:26:01,709
Oh, Merc and his wife.
What's her name?
605
00:26:01,709 --> 00:26:03,000
Jamie.
Right. She says hello.
606
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,959
Oh, that was sweet.
607
00:26:04,959 --> 00:26:07,166
So, that was it?
608
00:26:09,875 --> 00:26:11,709
What was it?
609
00:26:11,709 --> 00:26:13,792
Anybody else
I might know?
610
00:26:13,792 --> 00:26:15,333
Uh, no.
611
00:26:16,750 --> 00:26:18,917
Well...Matt?
612
00:26:18,917 --> 00:26:20,375
Oh, Matt.
Right, of course.
613
00:26:20,375 --> 00:26:22,375
And...
614
00:26:22,375 --> 00:26:24,375
And that's it.
615
00:26:24,375 --> 00:26:25,917
[Coughs]
616
00:26:25,917 --> 00:26:28,250
Really? No one else?
617
00:26:28,250 --> 00:26:30,875
Uh...
618
00:26:30,875 --> 00:26:32,875
I don't think so.
619
00:26:32,875 --> 00:26:34,959
Not, um...
620
00:26:34,959 --> 00:26:36,125
Morning?
621
00:26:36,125 --> 00:26:38,583
Oh, right.
Yeah, Morning.
622
00:26:39,875 --> 00:26:41,083
What?
623
00:26:41,083 --> 00:26:43,166
No, I just...
624
00:26:43,166 --> 00:26:44,458
think it's interesting
625
00:26:44,458 --> 00:26:46,083
that you failed
to mention her.
626
00:26:46,083 --> 00:26:48,000
Guess I forgot.
627
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,583
You remember someone who
may have been Miley Cyrus,
628
00:26:50,583 --> 00:26:52,917
but you forgot one of
the stars of our show?
629
00:26:52,917 --> 00:26:55,542
All right, fine.
The reason I didn't
mention her
630
00:26:55,542 --> 00:26:59,250
was because I knew it
would make you all--
631
00:26:59,250 --> 00:27:00,834
whatever you're
being now.
632
00:27:00,834 --> 00:27:02,458
I'm whatever
I'm being now
633
00:27:02,458 --> 00:27:04,125
because you didn't
mention her.
634
00:27:04,125 --> 00:27:06,458
Nothing happened.
635
00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:08,375
You say that like there's
a chance something
could've happened.
636
00:27:08,375 --> 00:27:10,291
All right, fine.
You want to know
the truth?
637
00:27:10,291 --> 00:27:12,125
As opposed to what?
638
00:27:12,125 --> 00:27:14,458
There was a moment...
639
00:27:14,458 --> 00:27:16,375
between us...
640
00:27:16,375 --> 00:27:18,041
at the end
of the evening
641
00:27:18,041 --> 00:27:20,125
when something...
642
00:27:20,125 --> 00:27:22,166
might've happened.
643
00:27:22,166 --> 00:27:24,000
But I chose to leave it
644
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,583
and come home to you.
645
00:27:28,792 --> 00:27:31,417
Is that supposed
to make me feel better--
646
00:27:31,417 --> 00:27:34,333
the fact that you're
already having "moments"
with this woman?
647
00:27:34,333 --> 00:27:36,166
I chose you.
648
00:27:36,166 --> 00:27:38,375
I would hope so!
649
00:27:38,375 --> 00:27:40,834
You don't get
extra points for that.
650
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,750
Right.
I'm going to bed.
651
00:28:15,500 --> 00:28:19,083
WOMAN: Yeah, like that.
Oh, yeah.
652
00:28:19,083 --> 00:28:21,417
Fuck me. Ohh!
653
00:28:21,417 --> 00:28:24,625
Yeah, like that.
Ohh, harder!
654
00:28:24,625 --> 00:28:26,333
Harder!
655
00:28:26,333 --> 00:28:29,166
Ohh, yeah, fuck me!
656
00:28:29,166 --> 00:28:33,041
[Moaning]
657
00:28:33,041 --> 00:28:36,166
[Moaning continues]
658
00:28:39,333 --> 00:28:41,583
Oh, yeah! Fuck me!
659
00:28:41,583 --> 00:28:44,750
[Moaning]
660
00:28:44,750 --> 00:28:52,875
[Moaning]
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