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[Typewriter clicking]
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[Ding]
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I was not
a good husband.
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But I am a very good dad.
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I've never actually seen
a "fuck you" finger that tiny.
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Pretty cute, huh?
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They're the best thing
I've ever done in my life.
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What's all this business
about him calling me Betsy?
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Ohh, I told him
not to do that.
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No, I said it was
your mother's name,
and you'd hate it.
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Heh! That's just like
giving him a gift, isn't it?
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How old do you think
she is actually?
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No one knows.
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But I've got a friend
who did a pilot
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with her
and William Shatner
back in the '80s.
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Mmm, I know.
It's crazy, right?
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That girl--
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somewhere she's got
a painting of herself,
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and it's looking like
all kinds of shit.
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[Typewriter clicking]
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[Ding]
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[Gunshot]
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[Typewriter clicking]
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[Ding]
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[Bell rings]
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Everybody ready?
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Camera rolling.
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Pucks! pilot--
14 Delta, take two.
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And action!
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She's just not
interested in you.
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You don't know that.
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Everyone knows that.
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Tsk.
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Look at her.
She's so hot.
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Uh...I'm 12.
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Should we be having
this conversation?
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Shh! Coach Lyman, please.
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[Whispering]
You see there?
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The way she was touching
her lips with her finger?
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And you're saying she's not
interested? Ho ho ho!
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She was shushing you.
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She's a librarian.
That's what they do.
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That's not all they do.
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Again...12.
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Besides...
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I think
she might be gay.
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What? She's not--
Why would you--
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What do you even know
about gay?
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My dads are gay.
Jesus.
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Both of them?
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What are the odds
of that?
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DIRECTOR: And cut!
That's great.
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Let's go again.
Morning, this time,
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can you make the shush
a little sexier?
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Oh, I think
I can do that.
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Did I mention
I hate this show?
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I believe
it's come up.
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That's mysterious.
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What?
What?
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It's about Morning.
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How old
she actually is.
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Oh, dear God. Why are you
so obsessed with that?
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I'm not obsessed.
It's just mad.
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From everything
we've heard,
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she was acting
in that play when
Lincoln was shot.
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So? She looks great.
Who cares how old she is?
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Right. You're not
the least bit curious?
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No, I'm not.
[Scoffs]
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SEAN: So?
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No. You're not curious.
Oh, come on.
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She's...old.
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How old?
Old.
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Ridiculously old.
She must've been made
in a lab.
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Let me see.
No.
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Oh, my God.
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She's even older
than you.
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You fucker.
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That's what you're
thinking, isn't it?
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Well...
of course it is.
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Look at her.
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I could be
her mother.
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Only if you had her
very young.
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Don't agree with me.
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All right, fine. But you're much
more attractive than she is.
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You are.
She's all plastic.
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Those boobs.
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Yuck.
Mm-hm.
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I'm telling you--
I like the real thing.
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Give me a woman
who looks her age.
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Five years younger
than her age. Seven.
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Ten. Ten years younger.
You're a fetus.
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Walk away.
Just walk away.
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It's--
Bullshit!
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No, not bullshit.
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Hey, Seanie!
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Come here, you gotta
settle something for us.
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Hey, look at you,
all spiffy.
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Yeah, I got that
custody hearing today.
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Oh, Jesus.
Good luck with that.
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I'll be fine.
I'll just give the judge
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a couple of
"how you doin's".
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Hey, are we gonna
have catch phrases?
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Catch phrases.
Oh, no, they're--
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they're awfully cheesy.
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Yeah? Tell that to
my house in Malibu.
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Ha ha! So, what is it
you need settling?
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Ah. OK, would you
please tell Morning
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that she is not
a lesbian anymore.
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Right.
You're not.
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It doesn't really
affect the pilot,
but we decided
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that if this thing goes,
Nicola should be straight.
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No way.
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It just kind of
gives us more room
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for stories
with the two of you
down the road.
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All right! My girl
likes the dick!
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[Laughs]
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What was that?
He can't high-five. I've tried.
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I can high-five.
No.
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Well, what can I say?
We're more...
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firm handshake
kind of people.
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Don't even try to
get him to fist-bump.
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Oh, come on!
No.
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Come on, come on.
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No, I can't.
Seriously, I'll hurt you.
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SEAN: Seriously.
MORNING: Yes, yes.
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Your hand is
gonna meet my fist.
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When I do it,
I look like I need--
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No, you're cool.
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SEAN: OK, all right.
We'll do it. I'm ready, OK?
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And.
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Hey!
Yes!
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[Laughter]
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MATT: Aww.
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MORNING: Whoo! Good job!
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[Laughs loudly]
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Ohh!
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What?
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Nothing.
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You have that look.
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No look.
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All right.
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So...
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when Morning was
hugging you today...
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There we go.
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Did she feel 25,
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or could you sense
the withered crone
beneath?
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Maybe you should
give her a hug.
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I'm sure she'd prefer that
over your evil glare.
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I don't have
an evil glare.
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Oh, please.
You look at her
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the way Cruella de Vil
looked at those puppies.
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Not at all. Anyway,
I think it's nice
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you've made a new
titsy friend.
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She's obviously
quite fond of you.
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She's an actress
who wants more lines.
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Maybe she can
hug them out of you.
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I'm not doing this.
I'm not blaming you.
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She's gorgeous,
she's young.
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She's not that young.
She's older than you.
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That's why I didn't
want to do this!
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All right, one more
question about her,
then I'll let it go.
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If I were dead--
I'm not playing this game.
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Please, one round.
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[Telephone rings]
Oh, thank God.
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[Ring]
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Hello?
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Hey, Betsy.
Is Seanie there?
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Hello?
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Hey, can you do me
a big favor?
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Can you come
and pick me up?
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What's going on?
Where are you?
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What's going on?
Where is he?
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Right. Oh, my God.
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What? Oh, my God what?
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I am so sorry.
What?
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And he's just sitting
out there waiting?
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Who?
Who's sitting where?
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Where's Santa Clarita?
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Why are you writing
that down?
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You're not going
to Santa Clarita!
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I'm leaving now.
You're going
to Santa Clarita.
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Matt lost his
custody hearing.
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Ohh, my God.
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Oh, that was
your "Oh, my God".
Right.
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Now he's at this bar
by the courthouse,
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and there's some
paparazzi guy outside,
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waiting for him
so he can take pictures
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of Matt
driving home drunk.
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He wants me
to pick him up.
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Oh, I'm sorry
he lost his children.
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But can't he take a cab?
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Darling.
I know.
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But it's 11 o'clock.
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Doesn't he have any friends
he can call to pick him up?
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I'm his friend.
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I am!
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You've known him
five minutes.
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That doesn't matter.
There was bonding.
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We bonded.
You bonded?
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Excuse me. Of all
the people in the world,
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who did he call
to come pick him up?
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I know.
That makes me sad.
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You're just jealous
because you haven't made
any friends out here.
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That's not true.
All right, who?
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Irene.
Who's Irene?
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The girl who takes
our script notes.
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Noreen.
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Oh, who cares?
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She can't spell,
and she nicks my mints.
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She thinks I don't
see her, but I do.
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Give her the evil glare.
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Not me. Her.
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Anyway,
my actual friend Matt
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sounded really depressed,
and he wants my help,
so I'm going.
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Fine, then I'm
coming with you.
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Oh, no, you don't
have to do that.
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I don't want you
to go alone.
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Besides, you'll never
find this Santa Clarita
on your own.
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I've got the
navigation thingy.
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Uh, last week,
it sent us to Pasadena.
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Yeah, we had fun.
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But we didn't want
to go there.
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G.P.S. VOICE: Your route
is being calculated.
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Turn right
at the next exit.
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We're still
in the driveway,
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you lying
sack of shit!
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Are you sure
this is the place?
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Looks like it.
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There's Matt's car.
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And there's, uh...
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Hello.
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Hey!
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Ohh! You brought her!
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And suddenly
the hour to get here
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seems totally worth it.
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Ah, well, you're here.
Pull up a chair.
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What are you guys
having?
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Uh, well, no,
we're not--
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I don't think we'll--
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No, no. Hey,
don't look at her.
Look at me.
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Come on, one drink.
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One drink!
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This place is great.
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There's this guy
over there with
only one eye.
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He was showing me.
He can go like this...
[Clicks tongue]
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...and make the fake one
shoot across the room.
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It's insane.
You gotta see it.
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I thought you said
he was depressed.
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It would really help me
if he was depressed.
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Come on, one drink.
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Betsy...
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Be-e-etsy.
Beverly.
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Look, we all have to be on set
by 7 o'clock tomorrow morning.
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So, what do you say
we take a rain check
on the drinks...
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00:10:34,375 --> 00:10:36,417
and the...
shooting eyeball?
256
00:10:36,417 --> 00:10:39,083
Awww! All right.
257
00:10:40,375 --> 00:10:41,750
We just have
to figure out
258
00:10:41,750 --> 00:10:43,041
how to get past
that prick outside.
259
00:10:43,041 --> 00:10:44,417
How did he even
know you were here?
260
00:10:44,417 --> 00:10:45,834
I don't know
how he does it.
261
00:10:45,834 --> 00:10:47,375
That guy is,
like, my nemesis.
262
00:10:47,375 --> 00:10:48,709
Heh. You have
a nemesis?
263
00:10:48,709 --> 00:10:50,625
Why can't I have
a nemesis?
264
00:10:50,625 --> 00:10:52,250
I usually get along
good with those guys.
265
00:10:52,250 --> 00:10:54,291
But that one--whew!
266
00:10:54,291 --> 00:10:56,375
About 10, 12 years ago,
267
00:10:56,375 --> 00:10:58,125
I was coming out
of some club,
268
00:10:58,125 --> 00:11:00,000
I was totally
hammered.
269
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,875
Really?
What must that be like?
270
00:11:01,875 --> 00:11:04,250
Or you could wait
in the car.
271
00:11:04,250 --> 00:11:06,542
Anyway, he got
all in my face
272
00:11:06,542 --> 00:11:08,375
and started
saying stuff,
273
00:11:08,375 --> 00:11:10,875
and I ended up
smashing his camera.
274
00:11:10,875 --> 00:11:12,709
And, uh, his head
275
00:11:12,709 --> 00:11:15,667
may have been involved
in the smashing.
276
00:11:15,667 --> 00:11:17,083
Oh, my God.
277
00:11:17,083 --> 00:11:18,500
Ever since then,
278
00:11:18,500 --> 00:11:19,959
if any kind of shit
happens to me,
279
00:11:19,959 --> 00:11:21,500
that guy's there,
just waiting.
280
00:11:21,500 --> 00:11:22,542
I don't know
how he does it.
281
00:11:22,542 --> 00:11:24,250
It's like
I'm Captain Hook,
282
00:11:24,250 --> 00:11:26,375
and he's the crocodile
283
00:11:26,375 --> 00:11:28,291
following me with
the ticking clock.
284
00:11:28,291 --> 00:11:30,667
[Laughs]
What?
285
00:11:32,875 --> 00:11:35,000
Nothing.
I just don't expect you
286
00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,625
to come out with
the Peter Pan references.
287
00:11:36,625 --> 00:11:39,667
Oh, yeah, I'm fuckin'
full of whimsy!
288
00:11:39,667 --> 00:11:43,083
Also, as a kid, I did
three years on Broadway
289
00:11:43,083 --> 00:11:45,625
as one of the Lost Boys
in Peter Pan, with...
290
00:11:45,625 --> 00:11:47,291
Sandy Duncan.
291
00:11:47,291 --> 00:11:48,500
You did not!
292
00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:50,375
Did you get to fly?
I flew!
293
00:11:50,375 --> 00:11:52,875
Oh! Ho ho! Why does that
make me so happy?
294
00:11:52,875 --> 00:11:56,250
Hey! Sandy's only got
one eye, too!
295
00:11:56,250 --> 00:11:58,000
It's crazy one-eye day!
296
00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:00,917
If only Sammy Davis, Jr.
were here!
297
00:12:00,917 --> 00:12:03,542
How awesome
would that be?
298
00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:06,959
Right, so...
us leaving.
299
00:12:06,959 --> 00:12:10,166
OK, how about Matt
slips out the back door
300
00:12:10,166 --> 00:12:11,709
and gets into our car,
301
00:12:11,709 --> 00:12:13,667
and we try and distract
the crocodile?
302
00:12:13,667 --> 00:12:15,208
Distract him how?
I don't know.
303
00:12:15,208 --> 00:12:16,834
We'll ask him
to take our picture.
304
00:12:16,834 --> 00:12:17,875
Oh, no, no.
305
00:12:17,875 --> 00:12:19,625
I look like shit.
What'd she say?
306
00:12:19,625 --> 00:12:21,000
She said she looked
like shit.
307
00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:23,625
I'm sorry, I didn't--
What are you doing?
308
00:12:23,625 --> 00:12:25,750
Are you wearing
your pajamas?
309
00:12:25,750 --> 00:12:28,166
I didn't realize we'd be
going somewhere this elegant.
310
00:12:28,166 --> 00:12:29,709
Can we please...
311
00:12:29,709 --> 00:12:31,917
Fine, all right,
let's do this thing.
312
00:12:41,583 --> 00:12:43,083
Wow. Eurgh.
313
00:12:43,083 --> 00:12:45,041
My liver hurts
from that.
314
00:12:52,083 --> 00:12:54,583
SEAN: Excuse me. Hello.
Gentleman with the camera.
315
00:12:54,583 --> 00:12:56,375
Would you mind very much
coming over here
316
00:12:56,375 --> 00:12:58,458
and taking our picture?
What?
317
00:12:58,458 --> 00:13:01,208
I just proposed to
my girlfriend here,
318
00:13:01,208 --> 00:13:03,583
and it would mean
everything to us
319
00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:06,291
to have a memento
of the occasion.
320
00:13:06,291 --> 00:13:07,583
You proposed
just now?
321
00:13:07,583 --> 00:13:09,291
I know.
Can you believe it?
322
00:13:09,291 --> 00:13:12,250
In this horrible bar,
in this awful
neighborhood.
323
00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:14,583
I so didn't
see it coming.
324
00:13:14,583 --> 00:13:16,291
I wanted to throw her
off the scent.
325
00:13:16,291 --> 00:13:17,792
Oh, was I thrown.
326
00:13:17,792 --> 00:13:19,917
What do you say?
Just one picture?
327
00:13:19,917 --> 00:13:21,917
Oh!
328
00:13:21,917 --> 00:13:23,000
I don't--
329
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,875
Oh, please.
We'll pay anything. $100.
330
00:13:24,875 --> 00:13:26,417
200. 300.
331
00:13:26,417 --> 00:13:27,792
100?
Yeah, anything. 100.
332
00:13:27,792 --> 00:13:29,458
I guess I could
mail it to you.
333
00:13:29,458 --> 00:13:31,208
Great!
That'd be brilliant.
334
00:13:31,208 --> 00:13:34,291
Just so I'll
never forget this
magical night.
335
00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:37,166
OK, stand right there.
336
00:13:37,166 --> 00:13:38,792
[Snapping photos]
337
00:13:41,041 --> 00:13:42,834
Psst!
338
00:13:42,834 --> 00:13:44,458
Which one's your car?
339
00:13:44,458 --> 00:13:46,083
[Snapping rapidly]
340
00:13:46,083 --> 00:13:47,667
Ohh, fuck!
341
00:13:56,458 --> 00:13:58,250
Well, at least
he didn't get
any pictures
342
00:13:58,250 --> 00:13:59,834
of you driving
drunk.
343
00:14:00,792 --> 00:14:03,166
Fucking paparazzi.
344
00:14:03,166 --> 00:14:05,125
What kind of kid says,
345
00:14:05,125 --> 00:14:06,834
"When I grow up,
346
00:14:06,834 --> 00:14:08,667
"I want to be
a scumbag asshole
347
00:14:08,667 --> 00:14:11,166
"with a camera,
who just sits around,
348
00:14:11,166 --> 00:14:13,792
"hoping to catch
some celebrity
hitting their nanny,
349
00:14:13,792 --> 00:14:17,041
"or getting a blowjob
from a tranny hooker"?
350
00:14:17,041 --> 00:14:19,166
Maybe if the celebrities
didn't hit their nannies
351
00:14:19,166 --> 00:14:20,959
or get tranny hooker
blow jobs,
352
00:14:20,959 --> 00:14:23,542
then the scumbag arseholes
would be out of a job.
353
00:14:23,542 --> 00:14:25,625
Why is she here?
354
00:14:27,208 --> 00:14:28,333
No.
355
00:14:28,333 --> 00:14:30,250
It's a convertible.
No!
356
00:14:30,250 --> 00:14:32,875
G.P.S. VOICE: Turn right
at the next exit.
357
00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:37,208
Route 134 east.
358
00:14:37,208 --> 00:14:39,500
We're nowhere near the 134.
359
00:14:39,500 --> 00:14:41,333
It's broken.
So, turn it off.
360
00:14:41,333 --> 00:14:43,291
We don't know how.
361
00:14:43,291 --> 00:14:46,000
So far, I'm not
having fun in this car.
362
00:14:47,709 --> 00:14:49,959
Just stay on this
till we get to Sunset
363
00:14:49,959 --> 00:14:53,000
and, uh, I'll tell you
where to go from there.
364
00:14:55,792 --> 00:14:58,291
I'm sorry about
the custody business.
365
00:14:58,291 --> 00:15:00,041
Yeah.
366
00:15:00,041 --> 00:15:01,709
Such bullshit.
367
00:15:01,709 --> 00:15:03,041
What happened?
368
00:15:03,041 --> 00:15:05,000
I got fucked,
is what happened.
369
00:15:06,166 --> 00:15:07,417
I see.
370
00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:11,333
We had this rule
371
00:15:11,333 --> 00:15:13,083
that I wouldn't have
girls over to the house
372
00:15:13,083 --> 00:15:14,709
if the kids
were there.
373
00:15:14,709 --> 00:15:17,375
Also, the nanny
had to be there
374
00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:19,083
whenever they were,
blah, blah, blah.
375
00:15:19,083 --> 00:15:20,417
Whatever.
376
00:15:20,417 --> 00:15:23,750
Anyway, one night,
they were asleep--
377
00:15:23,750 --> 00:15:26,250
they were asleep!
378
00:15:26,250 --> 00:15:27,917
And--
379
00:15:27,917 --> 00:15:30,208
I don't know.
380
00:15:30,208 --> 00:15:31,750
You had a girl over?
381
00:15:31,750 --> 00:15:34,208
No. I didn't
even do that.
382
00:15:39,125 --> 00:15:41,083
The nanny?
383
00:15:41,083 --> 00:15:42,583
She was already
in the house!
384
00:15:42,583 --> 00:15:44,458
That shouldn't
count!
385
00:15:44,458 --> 00:15:48,250
G.P.S. VOICE: Turn next left
onto the bridge.
386
00:15:48,250 --> 00:15:50,792
That thing's an idiot.
387
00:15:50,792 --> 00:15:53,375
No!
Oh, shit. Right.
388
00:15:53,375 --> 00:15:54,917
So, anyway...
389
00:15:54,917 --> 00:15:57,458
one of the boys woke up
and walked in on us.
390
00:15:57,458 --> 00:15:59,542
Oh, my God!
391
00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:01,500
He didn't see anything...
392
00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:03,542
much.
393
00:16:03,542 --> 00:16:05,458
But he told Diane.
394
00:16:05,458 --> 00:16:07,667
And she went nuts.
395
00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:09,625
It was a whole thing.
396
00:16:09,625 --> 00:16:11,667
And Diane is your...
397
00:16:11,667 --> 00:16:13,000
Ex-wife!
398
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,667
Sorry. I haven't seen
this show before.
399
00:16:15,667 --> 00:16:18,500
So, then her
rat-faced lawyer
400
00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:20,500
brings it up
in court today.
401
00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:23,291
Now I only get
to see my kids
402
00:16:23,291 --> 00:16:25,333
every other weekend.
403
00:16:25,333 --> 00:16:28,792
Every other weekend,
just for screwing
the nanny?
404
00:16:28,792 --> 00:16:30,291
She's not even
that hot!
405
00:16:30,291 --> 00:16:31,583
Did you mention that
in court?
406
00:16:31,583 --> 00:16:33,959
'Cause it's a really
good argument.
407
00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:42,083
You think they should've
taken my kids away?
408
00:16:42,083 --> 00:16:44,000
No.
409
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,000
I just think you might've
contained your libido
long enough
410
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,625
till your children
were out of the house.
411
00:16:49,041 --> 00:16:51,000
At least
I have a libido.
Ow. Ow.
412
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,333
All right, all right.
Ooh. Ow. Ow.
413
00:16:52,333 --> 00:16:54,083
I only
screwed her once.
414
00:16:54,083 --> 00:16:55,709
[Laughs] You only
got caught once.
415
00:16:55,709 --> 00:16:57,208
Clearly you have
enough of a compulsion
416
00:16:57,208 --> 00:16:59,125
that your wife had to
make rules about it.
417
00:16:59,125 --> 00:17:00,667
I don't have a compulsion.
418
00:17:00,667 --> 00:17:02,166
No, of course not.
419
00:17:02,166 --> 00:17:04,166
It was an informed decision
to shag the nanny,
420
00:17:04,166 --> 00:17:06,834
a brilliant plan that could
only end well, obviously.
421
00:17:06,834 --> 00:17:08,333
Hey, you know what?
422
00:17:08,333 --> 00:17:10,000
All right, all right,
that's enough!
423
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,291
One more word
out of either of you
424
00:17:11,291 --> 00:17:13,458
and I'm gonna turn
this car around.
425
00:17:16,583 --> 00:17:18,625
And go where? Back to the bar?
God help us.
426
00:17:18,625 --> 00:17:20,583
I'd go back to the bar.
We're not going
back to the bar.
427
00:17:20,583 --> 00:17:22,500
Who made you the boss
of everything?
428
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:24,000
SEAN: Oh, bloody hell.
429
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,083
[All arguing]
430
00:17:29,792 --> 00:17:31,041
MATT: Wait, slow down.
431
00:17:31,041 --> 00:17:33,500
That's it there--
right there.
432
00:17:36,291 --> 00:17:37,333
Oh.
433
00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:41,375
See you tomorrow.
434
00:17:41,375 --> 00:17:42,709
You're welcome.
435
00:17:46,041 --> 00:17:49,166
Well, at least
he sobered up.
436
00:17:51,333 --> 00:17:53,041
What's he doing?
437
00:17:53,041 --> 00:17:55,041
[Dog barking]
438
00:17:55,041 --> 00:17:56,792
Are you sure
this is his house?
439
00:17:56,792 --> 00:17:58,166
I don't know.
440
00:17:58,166 --> 00:18:00,333
Doesn't he live
in Malibu?
Yeah.
441
00:18:00,333 --> 00:18:01,709
[Banging on door]
442
00:18:01,709 --> 00:18:03,542
Well, I'm no shitty
navigation system,
443
00:18:03,542 --> 00:18:04,917
but this isn't Malibu.
444
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,917
Maybe Malibu's
just for weekends,
445
00:18:06,917 --> 00:18:08,417
and he lives
somewhere else.
446
00:18:08,417 --> 00:18:10,208
Does he?
I don't know.
447
00:18:10,208 --> 00:18:13,291
You really are
good friends.
448
00:18:15,917 --> 00:18:18,417
Er, Matt, did you
lose your key?
449
00:18:18,417 --> 00:18:20,166
Is this even
your house?
450
00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:23,083
I paid for it.
451
00:18:23,083 --> 00:18:24,917
Oh, Jesus.
452
00:18:24,917 --> 00:18:26,291
I want to see
the boys.
453
00:18:26,291 --> 00:18:27,625
You know
what time it is?
454
00:18:27,625 --> 00:18:28,750
How drunk are you?
455
00:18:28,750 --> 00:18:29,792
I'm fine.
456
00:18:29,792 --> 00:18:32,208
Yeah, right.
I am!
457
00:18:32,208 --> 00:18:34,458
Fine, like you were
at Donna's christening?
458
00:18:34,458 --> 00:18:36,291
I was at Donna's
christening?
459
00:18:36,291 --> 00:18:38,083
You called her
a little fat fuck.
460
00:18:38,083 --> 00:18:40,417
Well...
have you seen her?
461
00:18:40,417 --> 00:18:42,208
Ohh, God, you are
so hammered.
462
00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:43,959
Hope you didn't
drive here.
463
00:18:43,959 --> 00:18:45,583
Uh, no,
that was us.
464
00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:48,291
We're so sorry.
He told us this was
his house.
465
00:18:48,291 --> 00:18:50,166
Like fools,
we believed him.
466
00:18:50,166 --> 00:18:51,625
You're fancy.
467
00:18:51,625 --> 00:18:53,417
MATT:
Tell me about it.
468
00:18:53,417 --> 00:18:55,375
This is Diane.
469
00:18:55,375 --> 00:18:57,417
This is Sean
and Betsy.
470
00:18:57,417 --> 00:18:58,834
Beverly.
Betsy.
471
00:18:58,834 --> 00:19:00,041
Beverly.
Betsy.
472
00:19:00,041 --> 00:19:02,250
It's Beverly.
Who the fuck cares?
473
00:19:02,250 --> 00:19:03,917
DIANE: I'm going back to bed.
474
00:19:03,917 --> 00:19:04,917
You, I'll see
next weekend.
475
00:19:04,917 --> 00:19:06,834
No, wait. I--
476
00:19:06,834 --> 00:19:08,125
I really want
to see them now.
477
00:19:08,125 --> 00:19:10,709
[Sighs] You heard
what the judge said.
478
00:19:10,709 --> 00:19:12,625
Yeah, I heard
what he said.
479
00:19:12,625 --> 00:19:14,750
But come on.
480
00:19:14,750 --> 00:19:17,125
You won today.
481
00:19:17,125 --> 00:19:19,709
Just give me this.
482
00:19:19,709 --> 00:19:21,000
They're asleep.
483
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,375
I'm not gonna
wake them.
484
00:19:22,375 --> 00:19:25,583
I promise. I just
want to look at them.
485
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,417
I need that tonight.
486
00:19:29,417 --> 00:19:31,750
OK?
487
00:19:31,750 --> 00:19:33,792
Come on.
488
00:19:35,083 --> 00:19:38,333
Just once,
don't be a cunt?
489
00:19:39,333 --> 00:19:40,542
All right.
490
00:19:40,542 --> 00:19:42,542
Just this once.
491
00:19:42,542 --> 00:19:44,000
MATT: Thanks.
492
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,375
If you wake them,
I'll break your
fuckin' arms.
493
00:19:47,333 --> 00:19:49,208
Come see my boys.
494
00:19:52,041 --> 00:19:54,333
If we're ever at
some sort of impasse,
495
00:19:54,333 --> 00:19:56,083
and you want
to win me over,
496
00:19:56,083 --> 00:19:58,917
I would avoid
using the phrase,
497
00:19:58,917 --> 00:20:02,667
"Just once,
don't be a cunt."
498
00:20:02,667 --> 00:20:04,959
I think I knew that.
499
00:20:13,792 --> 00:20:15,834
Aren't they gorgeous?
500
00:20:16,959 --> 00:20:18,500
They really are.
501
00:20:18,500 --> 00:20:20,709
I like
the small one.
502
00:20:20,709 --> 00:20:22,750
The big one--
ehh.
503
00:20:24,709 --> 00:20:26,458
I thought that
might be a moment
504
00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:28,083
for a little
humor.
505
00:20:28,083 --> 00:20:30,000
Clearly not.
506
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,625
What are their
names again?
507
00:20:31,625 --> 00:20:32,959
The older one's
Aiden.
508
00:20:32,959 --> 00:20:34,667
The little monster
is Michael.
509
00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:36,542
You see that trophy?
510
00:20:36,542 --> 00:20:39,750
Aiden just won his
school talent contest.
511
00:20:39,750 --> 00:20:41,583
The whole school.
512
00:20:41,583 --> 00:20:43,000
Wow.
513
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,875
Yeah.
514
00:20:44,875 --> 00:20:46,667
He does this thing
515
00:20:46,667 --> 00:20:48,458
where he stacks cups.
516
00:20:48,458 --> 00:20:49,875
Cups?
517
00:20:49,875 --> 00:20:52,417
I know, it sounds stupid.
But you should see him do it.
518
00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:55,083
He's so fast,
the cups are like
a fuckin' blur.
519
00:20:55,083 --> 00:20:57,208
And he won
over everyone
in the school?
520
00:20:57,208 --> 00:20:58,750
Yeah.
521
00:20:58,750 --> 00:21:01,375
Also, the other kids--
522
00:21:01,375 --> 00:21:03,375
not so talented.
523
00:21:07,291 --> 00:21:08,500
Jesus.
524
00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:10,125
What?
525
00:21:11,875 --> 00:21:14,291
Every other weekend?
526
00:21:18,417 --> 00:21:20,959
I'm such an asshole.
527
00:21:20,959 --> 00:21:22,458
Hmm.
528
00:21:35,583 --> 00:21:38,208
Diane seems nice.
529
00:21:38,208 --> 00:21:39,583
Hmm.
530
00:21:42,834 --> 00:21:45,000
I can really see
you two as a couple.
531
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,750
You trying to make me
more depressed?
532
00:21:47,750 --> 00:21:49,500
Sorry.
533
00:21:55,583 --> 00:21:57,583
It was great to
finally see the boys.
534
00:21:58,917 --> 00:22:01,000
Yeah, they're
even more fun
535
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,041
when they're awake.
536
00:22:03,041 --> 00:22:05,625
Well, they're
definitely cuties.
537
00:22:05,625 --> 00:22:07,291
Sure.
538
00:22:11,625 --> 00:22:14,500
Now I gotta go home and
look at their empty rooms.
539
00:22:18,667 --> 00:22:20,291
Christ.
540
00:22:22,083 --> 00:22:24,542
The house gets
so fuckin' quiet.
541
00:22:28,083 --> 00:22:30,333
Why don't you stay
at our place tonight?
542
00:22:32,375 --> 00:22:35,500
Seriously?
You mean that?
543
00:22:35,500 --> 00:22:37,875
Apparently so.
544
00:22:39,667 --> 00:22:41,125
OK.
545
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:44,875
Well, who saw
that coming?
546
00:22:48,667 --> 00:22:50,291
Hey.
547
00:22:52,083 --> 00:22:55,166
I just want to say,
you know...
548
00:22:55,166 --> 00:22:57,542
thanks.
549
00:22:57,542 --> 00:23:01,667
Not--Not just for
the room, but...
550
00:23:01,667 --> 00:23:03,834
for coming out
to get me tonight.
551
00:23:05,500 --> 00:23:07,542
Oh, well...
552
00:23:07,542 --> 00:23:09,291
you're welcome.
553
00:23:09,291 --> 00:23:11,375
Hello. Just her?
What about me?
554
00:23:11,375 --> 00:23:13,166
Ahh. Heh.
555
00:23:14,375 --> 00:23:16,250
I knew you'd come.
556
00:23:18,417 --> 00:23:20,709
But I wasn't
expecting...
557
00:23:20,709 --> 00:23:22,333
Beverly.
558
00:23:25,667 --> 00:23:27,750
Blurgh!
559
00:23:28,834 --> 00:23:30,834
Uhh.
560
00:23:30,834 --> 00:23:31,875
Ohh.
561
00:23:31,875 --> 00:23:34,041
Oh, sorry.
562
00:23:35,834 --> 00:23:38,250
[Sighs]
563
00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:41,834
[Snoring]
564
00:23:41,834 --> 00:23:44,917
Oh, they grow up
so fast.
565
00:23:44,917 --> 00:23:47,750
SEAN: That was a nice thing
you did there.
566
00:23:47,750 --> 00:23:49,792
I know.
567
00:23:49,792 --> 00:23:52,000
I think he really
appreciated it.
568
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,959
He vomited on me.
569
00:23:53,959 --> 00:23:55,917
Just a little.
570
00:23:58,083 --> 00:24:00,166
Well, I'm just happy
571
00:24:00,166 --> 00:24:03,500
he got to see
how generous...
572
00:24:03,500 --> 00:24:06,500
and wonderful...
573
00:24:06,500 --> 00:24:09,417
and sexy...
[Laughs]
574
00:24:09,417 --> 00:24:11,125
I repeat--
575
00:24:11,125 --> 00:24:13,667
vomited on me.
576
00:24:13,667 --> 00:24:16,208
Yeah, well, maybe not
the last part.
577
00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:20,208
I think this will really
make the difference
578
00:24:20,208 --> 00:24:21,625
between the two of you.
579
00:24:21,625 --> 00:24:23,959
That'd be nice.
580
00:24:26,792 --> 00:24:29,208
[Moans]
581
00:24:29,208 --> 00:24:31,291
I'm so tired.
Hmm.
582
00:24:31,291 --> 00:24:34,333
I could fall asleep
right here.
583
00:24:34,333 --> 00:24:37,000
Maybe a quick
shower first.
584
00:24:38,291 --> 00:24:39,709
The vomit?
Mm-hm.
585
00:24:39,709 --> 00:24:41,000
Mm.
586
00:24:51,959 --> 00:24:53,792
[Clears throat]
587
00:24:53,792 --> 00:24:54,792
Morning.
588
00:24:54,792 --> 00:24:55,834
Hey, Betsy.
589
00:24:57,959 --> 00:24:58,959
Do you want some tea?
590
00:24:58,959 --> 00:25:00,333
Ugh. No.
591
00:25:00,333 --> 00:25:01,750
Any coffee?
592
00:25:01,750 --> 00:25:03,291
Sorry, no. Just tea.
593
00:25:03,291 --> 00:25:06,166
Seriously? No coffee?
No.
594
00:25:06,166 --> 00:25:08,333
In the whole house?
No coffee?
No.
595
00:25:08,333 --> 00:25:09,709
Wow.
596
00:25:09,709 --> 00:25:12,542
It's not like Colombia
not having coffee.
597
00:25:15,375 --> 00:25:17,250
Morning, Florinda.
Morning, miss.
598
00:25:17,250 --> 00:25:18,959
[Gasps]
599
00:25:18,959 --> 00:25:20,458
Joey!
600
00:25:20,458 --> 00:25:22,792
Uh, hey. Hola.
601
00:25:22,792 --> 00:25:26,417
Dios mÃo.
Eres tú. Ohh!
602
00:25:26,417 --> 00:25:28,125
How you doin', eh?
603
00:25:28,125 --> 00:25:29,166
Heh. Good one,
good one.
604
00:25:29,166 --> 00:25:31,792
¿Esa es un dolor de cabeza?
605
00:25:31,792 --> 00:25:34,125
Ohh. Un gran
dolor de cabeza.
606
00:25:34,125 --> 00:25:35,709
Es imposible.
607
00:25:35,709 --> 00:25:37,208
Florinda has esto,
Florinda has lo otro.
608
00:25:37,208 --> 00:25:39,041
Ooh. ¿Recuerdo, eh?
609
00:25:39,041 --> 00:25:40,250
SÃ, claro, claro.
610
00:25:40,250 --> 00:25:41,875
[Both laughing]
611
00:25:41,875 --> 00:25:43,792
What? What did you
just say?
612
00:25:43,792 --> 00:25:45,166
Nothing.
613
00:25:45,166 --> 00:25:47,750
Just, uh...good morning.
614
00:25:51,125 --> 00:25:52,166
Hello, all.
615
00:25:53,125 --> 00:25:54,250
Hey.
616
00:25:56,583 --> 00:25:59,875
What, did something
happen already?
617
00:25:59,875 --> 00:26:02,083
SEAN: And we're off.
618
00:26:02,083 --> 00:26:04,834
Let the awkward
silence begin.
619
00:26:06,333 --> 00:26:08,125
I thought that would
break the tension,
620
00:26:08,125 --> 00:26:10,291
but clearly it just...
621
00:26:10,291 --> 00:26:12,166
shines a light on it.
622
00:26:14,417 --> 00:26:17,667
Hey.
Hey.
623
00:26:17,667 --> 00:26:18,875
BOTH: Hmm.
624
00:26:18,875 --> 00:26:20,834
Oh.
625
00:26:20,834 --> 00:26:23,041
Heh.
This is Kendra.
Hi.
626
00:26:23,041 --> 00:26:24,917
Hello.
Hello.
627
00:26:24,917 --> 00:26:26,500
Heh.
628
00:26:26,500 --> 00:26:28,125
I woke up in the
middle of the night,
629
00:26:28,125 --> 00:26:29,417
totally awake.
630
00:26:29,417 --> 00:26:30,792
You guys
were out cold.
631
00:26:30,792 --> 00:26:32,709
This one snores,
by the way.
632
00:26:32,709 --> 00:26:35,333
You were in our room?
633
00:26:35,333 --> 00:26:37,792
I was really bored.
Anyways,
634
00:26:37,792 --> 00:26:39,250
I called Kendra.
635
00:26:39,250 --> 00:26:40,542
That's not
compulsive at all.
636
00:26:40,542 --> 00:26:42,250
KENDRA: Is there
any coffee?
637
00:26:42,250 --> 00:26:43,917
No. Just tea.
638
00:26:43,917 --> 00:26:46,125
Eww.
639
00:26:46,125 --> 00:26:47,583
So, how do you guys
know Matt?
640
00:26:47,583 --> 00:26:49,041
We're making
a TV pilot with him.
641
00:26:49,041 --> 00:26:51,083
Cool.
And you?
642
00:26:51,083 --> 00:26:52,417
We met at Jamba Juice.
643
00:26:52,417 --> 00:26:54,625
Jamba Juice?
644
00:26:54,625 --> 00:26:56,250
Jamba Juice.
645
00:26:56,250 --> 00:26:59,750
No? Jamba Juice?
646
00:26:59,750 --> 00:27:01,625
Jamba Juice.
647
00:27:01,625 --> 00:27:03,667
Jamba Juice.
648
00:27:03,667 --> 00:27:05,250
Please make them stop
saying "Jamba Juice".
649
00:27:05,250 --> 00:27:07,917
I assume it's some
sort of juice place.
650
00:27:07,917 --> 00:27:10,333
Right. I can't believe
you guys have never
heard of Jamba Juice.
651
00:27:10,333 --> 00:27:12,000
Not until
the last 15 times.
652
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,417
Anyway--What was I
talking about?
653
00:27:14,417 --> 00:27:15,709
Nothing.
654
00:27:15,709 --> 00:27:17,750
Oh. I know.
So, I was getting
655
00:27:17,750 --> 00:27:19,417
one of those
antioxidant smoothies
656
00:27:19,417 --> 00:27:20,750
with a whey protein
super-boost,
657
00:27:20,750 --> 00:27:23,458
and this guy walks in
and hears me ordering,
658
00:27:23,458 --> 00:27:25,083
and he's, like,
"Uh, gross."
659
00:27:25,083 --> 00:27:26,917
And I'm, like,
"Uh, have you even
tried it?"
660
00:27:26,917 --> 00:27:28,625
And he goes,
"I don't need
to try it."
661
00:27:28,625 --> 00:27:32,166
So I say, "Uh, hello?
I think you do."
662
00:27:33,458 --> 00:27:35,542
Anyway, I made him
taste it,
663
00:27:35,542 --> 00:27:37,291
and, before you know it--
blah, blah, blah,
664
00:27:37,291 --> 00:27:38,750
thank you very much--
665
00:27:38,750 --> 00:27:41,458
someone's got
a new favorite drink.
666
00:27:43,208 --> 00:27:45,583
[Smacking lips]
667
00:27:48,291 --> 00:27:49,959
We fuck
once in a while.
668
00:27:51,709 --> 00:27:54,166
Right. I think
we should be
669
00:27:54,166 --> 00:27:56,208
getting to
the studio.
670
00:27:56,208 --> 00:27:57,959
Darling, you
should get ready.
Matt, pants.
671
00:27:57,959 --> 00:28:00,000
And, Kendra, it was
very nice meeting you.
672
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:01,792
Oh. You, too.
673
00:28:01,792 --> 00:28:04,125
Let's get on
with the day.
674
00:28:06,208 --> 00:28:09,125
Uh...has anyone
seen my dog?
675
00:28:12,166 --> 00:28:13,125
KENDRA: Hmm.
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