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FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE

BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE?

DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND ONE-HALF CENTURY

PROTECTING THE POWERLESS AND THE WEAK

DUCK DODGERS, HE'S FIGHTING TYRANNY

IN THE 24th

AND ONE-HALF CENTURY

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

(MUSIC STOPS)

- HEY, WHO'S MESSING WITH MY TUNES?

CADET, WHY DOES MY BATHROOM SOUND LIKE A BATHROOM

IN AN ELEVATOR?

- CAPTAIN, SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH MY STEREO,

AND WE'RE OUT OF HOT WATER AGAIN.

- I KNOW.

WE'VE MOVED ON TO UNFAIRLY BLAMING THAT STUFF ON YOU.

KEEP UP.

- DODGERS, WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY.

SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH MY STEREO.

- YOU'VE HAD A BUSY MORNING, HAVEN'T YOU?

WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO ABOUT IT?

I'M NOT A PLUMBER.

- PLUMBERS DON'T FIX STEREOS, SIR.

- OH, YEAH? THEN WHAT'S THIS?

- I HAVE NO IDEA.

- REALLY? I WAS HOPING YOU'D KNOW.

OUR PLUMBER CHARGED ME A FORTUNE FOR IT.

AND BY ME, I MEAN YOU.

- DODGERS, THIS IS A CRISIS.

WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR...

OH, HOLD ON. I HAVE ANOTHER CALL.

- CITIZEN OF EARTH,

THE VILE CACOPHONY YOU CALL MUSIC

WILL SOON BE A THING OF THE PAST. MARS HAS...

- I'M SORRY, I HAVE DODGERS ON THE OTHER LINE.

CAN YOU HANG ON?

- WHY DON'T YOU CONFERENCE HIM IN?

- GREAT IDEA.

UH, LET'S SEE. UM...

- AT LEAST THE MUSIC FITS.

- TRUE.

- HEY, IT WORKED!

- WHAT YOU HEAR NOW IS A TASTE OF MARS' NEWEST WEAPON...

AN INVINCIBLE AUDIO ENERGY SIPHON.

- BEHOLD THE SAX OBLIVION.

- THAT'S NOT THE NAME WE AGREED ON.

- I KNOW, BUT IT'S JUST SO PERFECT.

- SAY, HOW DO YOU SPLIT THE SCREEN INTO 3 PARTS LIKE THAT?

- OH, IT'S EASY. YOU JUST...

- COMMANDER, AS WE SPEAK,

THE SAX OBLIVION IS DRAING THE ENERGY

FROM YOUR WRETCHED EARTH MUSIC,

LEAVING ONLY EASY-LISTENING JAZZ IN ITS WAKE.

SOON WE WILL AMASS ENOUGH SONIC POWER TO ATOMIZE YOUR PLANET,

AND YOUR PEOPLE WILL BE TOO RELAXED TO RESIST.

EARTH WILL SUBMIT TO MARTIAN RULE OR BE DESTROYED.

YOU HAVE 3 HOURS. CALL US.

- IS IT ME, OR DID THAT THING LOOK LIKE A BIG SAXOPHONE?

- CAN'T WE JUST BLOW IT UP?

- WE CAN TRY, BUT IT LOOKED LIKE IT WAS GENERATING

SOME SORT OF HYPERSONIC MODULATING REPULSION FIELD.

- GETTING AWFULLY NERDY IN HERE.

HEY, WHAT HAPPENS IF THERE'S MORE NOISE

THAN THAT HORN CAN HANDLE?

- I HATE TO SAY IT, BUT THAT'S BRILLIANT, DODGERS.

BUT THE SHEER VOLUME OF VOLUME WE'RE TALKING ABOUT...

IT'D HAVE TO BE THE LOUDEST NOISE EVER HEARD.

- YOU WANT LOUD?

NOBODY ROCKED LOUDER, FASTER, AND HARDER

THAN DAVE MUSTAINE.

- WHO? - YOU KNOW.

DAVE MUSTAINE OF MEGADETH.

MAN, BACK IN THE DAY,

HE PUT THE "HEAVY" IN HEAVY METAL.

TOO BAD HE'S NOT AROUND ANYMORE.

- ACTUALLY, HE MAY BE MORE AROUND THAN YOU THINK.

- WHY ARE WE IN THE BASEMENT

OF THE ROCK-N-ROLL HALL OF HISTORY MUSEUM?

- PAUL McCARTNEY,

MADONNA, JIM MORRISON.

WAIT. HERE HE IS. DAVE MUSTAINE.

BUT THERE'S NO WAY WE CAN THAW HIM OUT IN TIME.

- ARE YOU KIDDING? WE GOT A MICROWAVE BACK ON THE SHIP.

SEE? HE FITS FINE.

GENTLEMEN AND CADET,

I PRESENT DAVE MUSTAINE.

NOW, HE'S STILL A LITTLE FROZEN IN THE MIDDLE,

BUT THAT'S NORMAL.

- FOR BURRITOS.

- BURRITOS, PEOPLE, WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?

- WHERE AM I?

- OK, EVERYONE, KEEP IT SIMPLE.

EVERYTHING HERE IS FOREIGN TO HIM.

YOU'RE ON A SPACESHIP.

THAT'S A SHIP THAT FLIES IN SPACE.

- THANKS, BUT I'M NOT AN IDIOT.

I JUST CAN'T REMEMBER ANYTHING.

- DO YOU REMBER WHO YOU ARE?

- NO, I DON'T.

- SURE YOU DO. YOU ROCK.

- YEAH. THAT DOESN'T HELP.

- CAPTAIN, I THINK THE MICROWAVE

MAY HAVE DAMAGED HIS MEMORY.

- HEY, YOU DON'T HEAR THE BURRITOS COMPLAINING, DO YOU?

- YOU PUT ME IN A MICROWAVE?

- NO. I WOULDN'T DO THAT TO YOU, DAVE.

YOU ROCK.

- LET'S GIVE THAT A REST, ALL RIGHT.

- WE'RE DOOMED!

- NO, WE'RE NOT.

THIS WILL JOG DAVE'S MEMORY. WATCH.

- HE WAS THE HEART AND SOUL

OF THE LARGER AND LOUDER THAN-LIFE METAL BAND MEGADETH.

- I WOULDN'T SAY WE WERE LARGER OR LOUDER THAN LIFE.

- GENETICALLY ENGINEERED IN A LAB

AND RAISED BY WOLVERINES,

DAVE MUSTAINE WENT ON TO BECOME THE HEART AND SOUL OF MEGADETH.

- I WASN'T GENETICALLY ENGINEERED IN A LAB

OR RAISED BY WOLVERINES.

- A LOOK AT DAVE MUSTAINE'S ROCK N' ROLLER COASTER LIFE.

- IS MY LIFE A ROCKING ROLLER COASTER? NO.

- WHEN "BEHIND THE METAL" CONTINUES.

- THAT'S IT? YOU DIDN'T RECORD THE WHOLE THING?

- THERE WAS MORE?

DO YOU REMBER ANYTHING NOW, DAVE?

- ARE YOU SURE THAT WAS ME?

- WELL, I SUPPOSE BEING A MARTIAN SLAVE WON'T BE ALL BAD.

- RELAX. I'LL SHOW DAVE THE ROPES.

NO ONE KNOWS MORE ABOUT BEING A ROCK STAR THAN ME.

- MILLIONS OF PEOPLE KNOW MORE

ABOUT BEING A ROCK STAR THAN YOU.

- MAYBE BILLIONS.

- PLUS, WE ONLY HAVE AN HOUR.

- PERFECT.

THAT'S MORE THAN ENOUGH TIME FOR US TO LEARN

HOW TO PLAY INSTRUMENTS AND REHEARSE THE SHOW.

- US?

- SURE. WE'RE GONNA BE DAVE'S BAND.

- HEY, YOU CAN REFREEZE ME, RIGHT?

- IF YOU'RE ON STAGE AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT CITY YOU'RE IN,

JUST YELL, "THANK YOU, DETROIT!"

THERE'S A 47% CHANCE YOU'LL BE RIGHT.

(SCREAMS)

- LET ME HEAR YOU SCREAM!

A! - AARDVARK!

- B! - BOBCAT!

- C! - CHILEAN CHUPA CABRA!

- WHAT IS THAT?

- NOT BAD. NOT BAD AT ALL.

- DOES EARTH HONESTLY EXPECT TO STOP US WITH A BIG CURTAIN?

- I SUPPOSE WE'LL HAVE TO HUMOR THEM.

- PLEASE WELCOME MEGADUCK!

- LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

M-MEGADETH!

- NOW I REMEMBER.

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN IT HAPPENED?

WHERE COULD YOU BE FOUND?

WERE YOU AT THE FRONT OF THE STAGE OR IN THE UNDERGROUND

FROM S.F. OUT TO OLD BRIDGE

NEW YORK BACK TO L.A.

THE WORLD OF METAL CHANGED FOREVER BACK IN THE DAY

WELL, THAT WAS BACK IN THE DAY

AND IF YOU WEREN'T THERE

IT DOESN'T MATTER ANYWAY

BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND

- WHERE DID THOSE GUYS COME FROM?

- A MUSEUM. I BROUGHT THEM BACK TO THE SHIP JUST IN CASE.

- WE THAWED THEM OUT IN THE SHIP'S SAUNA!

- WE HAVE A SAUNA?

- THEY'RE GOING TO OVERLOAD IT!

ATTACK THE...MEGADETH!

BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND

IN DENIM AND LEATHER WE WERE ALL PART OF ONE FORCE

KNOCKED ROCK N' ROLL ON ITS BUTT

AND PUT METAL ON THE COURSE

HIGHER!

HIGHER!

HIGHER!

- EXCELLENT!

THE LASER CANNON INSTALLED IN DAVE'S GUITAR

WORKS PERFECTLY.

BACK IN THE DAY

- AND IT'S AWESOME!

YOU WEREN'T THERE

IT DOESN'T MATTER

THIS IS OUR WAY OF LIFE

A LIFE THAT WAS BORN FREE

TO FOLLOW ORDERS HOW TO LIVE WAS NEVER MEANT TO BE

OH, OH, OH, OH, OH

PEALS OF THUNDER, SHEETS OF LIGHTING

THE POWER HITS THE STAGE

THE MUSIC WAS EXCITING

THE MANIA RAGED

OH, OH, OH, OH, OH

METAL'S KING BACK THEN AND STILL IS TO THIS TODAY

OTHERS IMITATE OR CHALLENGE, BUT IT NEVER GOES AWAY

OH, OH, OH, OH

(TELEPHONE RINGS)

- IT'S TOO LOUD!

- YOU'RE TOO OLD!

- LOOK!

I THINK THE SAX OBLIVION IS ABOUT TO B-BLOW ITS OWN HORN.

- YAY!

- WE'RE NOT STAYING FOR AN ENCORE.

- AW, ONE MORE SONG?

- THANK YOU, DETROIT! GOOD NIGHT.