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FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE

BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE?

DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY

PROTECTING THE POWERLESS AND THE WEAK

DUCK DODGERS IS FIGHTING TYRANNY

IN THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY

(BACH'S "AIR ON THE G STRING" PLAYING)

- AQUARIUM, ONCE A PLANET AT WAR,

IS NOW A BASTION OF UNITY.

FOR TWO CENTURIES, PEACE HAS REIGNED UNBROKEN,

AND ON THIS DAY, WE CELEBRATE THAT HISTORIC TRIUMPH.

- OK, HE'S DONE TALKING.

NOW SWITCH IT BACK TO THE CLASSIC ROCK STATION.

- BUT, SIR, THIS MUSIC ENRICHES THE SOUL.

DON'T YOU WANT YOUR SOUL ENRICHED?

OR AT LEAST LOCATED?

- DURING A NIGHT RANGER ROCK BLOCK WEEKEND?

NO, THANK YOU.

- YES, 200 YEARS OF...

- OK, I GET IT!

200 YEARS OF PEACE. WHOOPEE!

- CELEBRATING PEACE IS JUST AS IMPORTANT

AS KEEPING IT, DODGERS.

YOU'RE BOTH AMBASSADORS OF THE PROTECTORATE TONIGHT,

SO ACT LIKE IT.

AND WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T ASK FOR TARTAR SAUCE.

- FISH.

- PRETTY.

- (CHATTER)

- HA HA HA!

- SILENCE. QUIET, PLEASE.

I, FLIPPAURALIUS, CHANCELLOR OF THE DOLPHINITES,

WELCOME YOU ALL ON THIS MOMENTOUS OCCASION.

MAY THE SUN NEVER SET ON OUR BOND OF GOOD WILL.

LET US GIVE THANKS FOR OUR SHARED PROSPERITY AND LISTEN

AS KING GREAT WHITE OF THE SHARKARIANS LEADS US IN A TOAST

TO PEACE NOW AND EVERLASTING.

- UH...

MMM...PEACE GOOD. YEAH.

UH, KING HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO SAY.

UH, KING NOT BIG TALKER.

- WELL, I HAVE A FEW THINGS I'D LIKE TO SAY ABOUT

THE MUSIC IN HERE.

- NO, NO, YOU DON'T. TO PEACE!

- (ALL CHEERING)

- SO, CAPTAIN, CADET,

HOW ARE YOU ENJOYING YOUR VISIT TO AQUARIUM?

- WELL, FLIP, SINCE YOU ASK,

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THE MUSIC IN HERE.

IT'S... (GULPS)

THANK YOU, CADET, BUT TONIGHT I'LL TRY FEEDING MYSELF.

AS I WAS SAYING, THIS MUSIC IS A SNOOZE.

- REALLY? BUT AN EARTHLY COMPOSER WROTE THIS PIECE.

I THOUGHT IT WOULD MAKE YOU FEEL MORE AT HOME.

- NAH, NOTHING SAYS HOME LIKE ROCK 'N' ROLL,

PLAYED SO LOUD IT MAKES YOUR EARS BLEED.

AM I RIGHT, KING?

- UH, KING NOT HAVE EARS, BUT KING LIKE TO ROCK.

- NOW WE'RE TALKIN'!

HEY, RINGO, LET'S PICK UP THE TEMPO A LITTLE, HUH?

THE KING WANTS TO ROCK.

WOW. YOU CAME PREPARED.

- I'M ALWAYS READY TO ROCK. HEH HEH.

(LOUD ROCK PLAYING)

- (SHOUTING) SEE? THIS IS MUCH BETTER!

- UH, WHAT? BUTTER?

- SURE! DON'T MIND IF I DO!

- CAPTAIN DODGERS, I'M NOT SURE THIS IS

APPROPRIATE FOR THE OCCASION.

IT'S DEFILING OUR SACRED DAY!

- I KNOW! HE CAN REALLY PLAY!

- OCTOSMITH! OCTOSMITH!

- STOP!

(SILENCE)

KING GREAT WHITE, THIS ISN'T SOME ROCK CONCERT!

IT'S A FORMAL CELEBRATION OF OUR PLANET'S PEACE,

AND YOU'RE MAKING A MOCKERY OF IT, YOU SEA SPONGE!

- (ALL GASP)

- HUH? - HA HA HA HA!

- UH, KING DEMAND APOLOGY!

- UH , KING NOT GET ONE.

- UH, DOLPHIN MOCK WAY KING TALK.

KING NOT HAPPY! THAT MEAN SHARKS NOT HAPPY!

- THAT SOUNDS LIKE A THREAT,

AND DOLPHINITES DON'T RESPOND TO THREATS.

- GOOD! THAT MEANS DOLPHINS QUIET WHEN SHARKS HIT THEM.

- (ALL SHOUTING)

- SIR, WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING.

- RELAX. I'LL HANDLE THIS.

(WHISTLES)

LISTEN UP!

DOES ANYBODY IN HERE HAVE ANY TARTAR SAUCE?

- (ALL SHOUTING)

- WHOA! THAT DIDN'T HELP.

- I THINK WE JUST STARTED A CIVIL WAR.

- YEAH, BUT THAT'S BETTER THAN A REGULAR WAR, RIGHT?

- UH, DUCK ROCK WITH KING, DUCK FIGHT WITH KING.

- (GULPS) OH, HO HO, NO, I COULDN'T.

I'M REALLY MORE OF A HIDER THAN A FIGHTER.

BUT I DO MAKE THIS WORK, DON'T I?

- AH! KING AND DUCK LOOK GOOD!

- CHANCELLOR FLIPPAURALIUS, YOU CAN'T GO TO WAR OVER MUSIC.

- THIS WAR IS ABOUT RESPECT.

CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT IT IS LIKE

TO COEXIST WITH SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T RESPECT YOU,

SOMEONE WHO TAKES YOUR FRIENDSHIP FOR GRANTED,

IGNORES YOUR FEELINGS, AND MISTREATS YOU AT EVERY TURN?

- UH, YEAH. I THINK I CAN IMAGINE THAT.

- ETIQUETTE DICTATES THAT I OFFER YOU A CHANCE

TO SURRENDER, KING.

- UH, ONLY DOLPHINS SURRENDER.

- AS I EXPECTED, WE'LL BEGIN IN, SAY, TWO MINUTES?

- UH...KING NOT WEARING WATCH.

- JUST COUNT TO 100, THEN.

- UH...

- OH, JUST WATCH ME!

I'LL WAVE A FLAG OR SOMETHING, OK?

- OK. KING WAIT FOR SIGNAL.

- PLEASE!

AT LEAST TRY TO RESOLVE YOUR DIFFERENCES.

CHANCELLOR, TELL THE KING WHAT YOU TOLD ME EARLIER.

- WHY? HE WON'T LISTEN. HE NEVER LISTENS TO ME.

- THAT TRUE. TALK WASTE TIME!

- YEAH, CADET. QUIT WASTING PRECIOUS WAR TIME.

- CHANCELLOR, WHAT'S THERE TO LOSE?

- I SAID YOU DON'T RESPECT ME AND YOU NEVER HAVE,

NOT EVEN WHEN WE WERE CHILDREN IN SCHOOL TOGETHER.

- KEEP GOING.

- SHARKARIANS HAVE ALWAYS BULLIED DOLPHINITES,

BUT YOU WERE THE WORST!

CORAL IN MY GYM SHORTS! JELLYFISH IN MY LOCKER!

I STILL CHECK MY CHAIR FOR STINGRAYS BECAUSE OF YOU!

- (SNICKERING)

SORRY, BUT THAT'S A GOOD ONE! HA HA HA!

- UH, KING, WOULD YOU LIKE TO RESPOND?

- UH...

KING ONLY MEAN IN SCHOOL BECAUSE...KING WAS INSECURE.

DOLPHIN SO SMART, KING WAS JEALOUS.

KING WAS WRONG! KING SORRY.

(SOBBING)

UH, THE KING'S ALLERGIES ACTING UP.

- AS ARE MINE.

- (BOTH WAILING)

- AND I FORGIVE YOU!

- THAT'S RIGHT. JUST LET IT OUT.

- WHY ARE THEY CRYING AGAIN?

(GRUNTING)

- STOP! NO WAR TODAY!

GO BACK!

- THE WAR IS OFF! GO BACK!

- WHAT IS THE CHANCELLOR SAYING?

- I THINK HE'S SAYING ATTACK.

- THIS IS IT. SHAMU BE WITH US.

DOLPHINITES, ATTACK!

- SHARKARIANS, ATTACK!

- (WHINNIES)

- (ALL SHOUTING)

- I THOUGHT THE WAR WAS CANCELED.

(GASPS) - AH!

- WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?

- THE PRESERVATION OF AQUARIUM TAKES PRECEDENCE ABOVE ALL ELSE.

- AH! EVEN WAR!

- REALLY? IN THAT CASE, I HAVE AN IDEA.

COME ON, CADET.

- I'M NOT SURE ABOUT THIS, CAPTAIN.

- WHAT? YOU SAW HOW THEY STOPPED FIGHTING WHEN THE GLASS CRACKED.

THAT WAS JUST A CRACK.

IMAGINE WHAT'LL HAPPEN WHEN WE PUT A HOLE THE SIZE

OF MANHATTAN IN THAT BABY.

- UH, GLOBAL DEVASTATION? - BINGO.

KIND OF TOUGH TO HAVE A WAR WHEN THAT'S GOING DOWN, HUH?

- UH, CAPTAIN, LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE.

- YEAH. THAT'S SOME STRONG GLASS.

DON'T WORRY. THIS'LL DO THE TRICK.

(HUMMING A TUNE)

DON'T THANK ME, MARITIME FRIENDS.

SAVING PLANETS IS WHAT I...

- (SHOUTING)

- DO.

BACK IT UP! BACK IT UP!

- (ALL SHOUTING)

- SUSPENDED? WHY?

- BECAUSE, FIRST, YOU CAST THE PLANET INTO CIVIL WAR,

AND THEN YOU ALMOST DESTROYED IT!

FORTUNATELY, BY SOME MIRACLE, THE HOLE WAS REPAIRED,

AND AQUARIUM IS ONCE AGAIN AT PEACE.

- WELL, ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL, RIGHT?

WHY CAN'T WE JUST MOVE ON?

YOU WILL BE FILLETED.

- AH, WHO NEEDS AQUARIUM, ANYWAY?

WE'VE GOT OUR OWN BRAND-NEW AQUARIUM RIGHT HERE.

OOH! OOH! OW! OW! OW!

WE SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT A DOG.

OW! OW! OOH! NICE FISH! NICE FISHY!

OW! OW! OOH!