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FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE

BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE?

DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY

PROTECTING THE POWERLESS AND THE WEAK

DUCK DODGERS IS FIGHTING TYRANNY

IN THE 24th

AND 1/2 CENTURY

- (ELEPHANT TRUMPETING)

- HA HA HA! OH, SOMETHING SURE SMELLS FUNNY THERE.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE HILARIOUS HUMAN SUFFERING.

- (LAUGHING)

OH, SMELLS FUNNY. NOW I GET IT.

- ANY SIGN OF THE SERPENTI GANG YET?

- NO, SIR. T-THE AREA IS GANGSTER FREE.

- GOOD.

- WHY WOULD A NOTORIOUS CRIME FAMILY

BE INTERESTED IN GUM, ANYWAY?

- WELL, IT'S NOT JUST GUM, CADET.

IT'S BUBBA LOONEY'S NEW EVERCHEW GUM.

IT NEVER LOSES ITS FLAVOR.

IT'S MORE VALUABLE THAN GOLD.

- (POP)

- IT'S PRETTY TASTY, TOO.

- DODGERS! I WANT YOU GUARDING THAT GUM, NOT CHEWING IT.

- WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, I.Q.?

THAT I CAN'T WALK AND CHEW GUM AT THE SAME TIME?

HEY!

- YOU'RE TO ARREST ALL SERPENTI CRIME FAMILY MEMBERS ON SIGHT.

IF THEY GET THAT GUM, THEY'LL CORNER THE MARKET.

- T-THEY WON'T GET BY US, SIR.

- YEAH. THIS GUM AIN'T GOING NOWHERE.

YAH!

- I HAVE FAITH IN YOU.

IF I DIDN'T, I'D BE HORDING BUM LIKE A FIEND.

- I'M G-GONNA GET A SODA... AND 30 PACKS OF GUM.

C-CAN YOU HANDLE THINGS FOR A MINUTE, SIR?

- RELAX. THE ONLY ONE STEALING GUM AROUND HERE IS ME.

OH, YOU MUST BE THE DRIVERS.

SORRY, FELLAS, SECURITY'S TIGHT

BECAUSE ALL THE GUM IS IN THOSE SHIPS RIGHT OVER THERE

READY TO GO.

I HATE TO ASK, BUT YOU GUYS GOT SOME ID?

- UM, OUR WALLETS WERE STOLEN.

- ALL OF THEM? TALK ABOUT BAD LUCK.

UH, COULD YOU TWO SWITCH PLACES?

NOPE. NOT EVEN CLOSE. GO RIGHT IN, BOYS.

- D-DID I MISS ANYTHING?

- YEAH. THEY SEWED THIS LADY'S MOUTH SHUT,

BUT SHE'S BEING REAL TIGHT-LIPPED ABOUT IT.

- SOMEBODY JUST ROBBED US!

- EASY, FELLA. LET'S SEE SOME ID.

WE WERE ROBBED. THEY TOOK OUR WALLETS...

AND OUR CLOTHES.

- HMM. A LOT OF CRIME AROUND HERE, HUH?

- CAPTAIN, W-WHERE'D THE GUM GO?

- OH, THE DRIVERS TOOK IT.

- WE'RE THE DRIVERS!

- IN THOSE OUTFITS? NICE TRY.

- UH, BOSS ROYAL?

- I'M ROYAL. HE'S ROY.

HOW MANY TIMES I GOTTA SAY IT, NICK?

- HI. HA HA! I'M ROY!

- SORRY, BOSS ROYAL, BOSS ROY.

THE FREIGHTERS IS INSIDE AND THEYS WASN'T FOLLOWED.

- WELL, BROTHER, LOOKS LIKE THE SERPENTIS

ARE IN THE GUM BUSINESS.

- WE'RE LIKE THE DOUBLEMINT TWINS. HA HA!

- (LAUGHING)

ROY, IT'S TIME YOU AND ME BECAME MORE...

DIFFERENT FROM EACH OTHER.

- WHY? WE'RE TWINS. WE'RE THE SAME.

- NO, WE'RE NOT.

I MEAN, WE LOOK ALIKE. WE DRESS ALIKE.

WE HAVE THE SAME NICKNAME, SNAKE, BUT IT'S CONFUSING.

- IT'S NOT CONFUSING TO ME. NOT TO MOI.

- I KNOW IT'S NOT, PAL. CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOR?

LET'S NOT TALK FOR A WHILE.

- OKEY-DOKEY, SNAKE.

MMM, ZIP.

- OK, IT'S POSSIBLE.

I'M PARTIALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR LOSING THE GUM, BUT...

- PARTIALLY?! YOU'D BE LESS RESPONSIBLE

IF YOU'D STOLEN THE GUM YOURSELF!

AT LEAST THEN WE'D KNOW WHERE IT IS

SINCE YOU'RE INCAPABLE OF KEEPING A SECRET!

- THAT'S NOT TRUE!

JUST YESTERDAY THE CADET SAID HE'S THINKING ABOUT

GETTING HIS SNOUT REDUCED,

AND I PROMISED I WOULDN'T TELL ANYONE.

- T-THANKS FOR KEEPING THAT PROMISE.

- YOU'RE WELCOME.

- I'M ASSEMBLING A TASK FORCE TO GO AFTER THE SERPENTIS.

- OOH! DO WE GET MATCHING JUMPSUITS?

- NO. YOU'RE OFF THE CASE.

GO NEAR THE SERPENTIS OR THE GUM

AND YOU'LL BE WASHING DISHES IN THE CAFETERIA

UNTIL DISHES BECOME OBSOLETE.

- W-WOW. THAT'S A LONG TIME.

- COULD I MAKE MY OWN HOURS?

FINE. YOU'RE THE BOSS.

NO SERPENTIS, NO GUM, AND NO BATHING.

- GOOD...EXCEPT FOR THAT BATHING PART.

SO, CADET, HOW ARE WE GOING TO BRING DOWN THE SERPENTI FAMILY?

- C-CAPTAIN, I.Q. JUST SAID...

- YEAH, YEAH. IF HE WANTED US TO STAY OUT OF THIS,

HE WOULD'VE SAID SO.

- HE DID SAY SO!

- NOW, TO FIGHT A CRIME FAMILY,

I'M THINKING WE NEED ANOTHER CRIME FAMILY.

- T-THAT MAY BE THE WORST IDEA I'VE EVER HEARD.

- GOOD. WE'RE ON THE SAME PAGE.

NOW, GRAB A PHONE BOOK AND LOOK UP GANGSTERS...

AND PIZZA.

- AND G-GUM REMOVAL?

- THAT, TOO.

SORRY WE HAD TO MEET LIKE THIS...

BUT IT'S A COOL PLACE, HUH?

LIVE DINOSAUR MUSIC AND EVERYTHING!

- HOWDY, CAVE BOYS AND GIRLS. I'M CRUSTASAURUS ROCKS,

AND THE ONLY THING I WANT TO EAT MORE THAN PIZZA IS YOU!

(LAUGHING)

JUST KIDDING!

- SO ROCKY, MUGSY...GREAT GANGSTER NAMES, BY THE WAY...

I'M LOOKING FOR A FEW GOOD THUGS

TO HELP PUT THE SERPENTIS OUT OF BUSINESS.

- LEMME GET THIS STRAIGHT, FLAT FOOT.

YOUS GONNA PAY US TO MAKE TROUBLE?

- THAT'S CORRECT.

- DUH...WHY DON'T YOU INFILTRATE THE SERPENTI GANG?

THAT ALWAYS WORKS.

- BUTTON YOUR LIP, MUGSY.

- SORRY, BOSS.

- IT'S BEEN DONE TO DEATH... MOVIES, TV, REAL LIFE.

IF I'M ANYTHING, I'M UNPREDICTABLE.

LIKE A CLOCK.

- DID HE SUSTAIN SOME KIND OF HEAD TRAUMA.

- N-NOT IN THE LAST FEW MINUTES. NO.

- OK, DUCK. YOU GOT YOURSELF A GANG.

- HOLD IT, MISTER.

WHY SHOULD I PICK YOU OVER

ALL THE OTHER GANGSTER'S GOONS AND NE'ER-DO-WELLS?

- (BOOM)

- (CHEERING)

- WOW, IF YOU CAN HANDLE THOSE HARMLESS SINGING DINOSAURS,

YOU CAN HANDLE ANYBODY!

WELCOME ABOARD.

- THAT HAPPENS EVERY TIME WE COME HERE.

- ALL RIGHT, DUCK. YOU WANNA BE A GANGSTER?

SHAKE DOWN THE OLD DAME.

- SIR, YOU CAN'T. W-WE'RE NOT CRIMINALS.

- THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE: TO LEARN.

- OK, SISTER, FORK OVER THE DOUGH.

- SHH!

- GIMME ALL THE MONEY, LADY.

- SIR, THIS IS A LIBRARY. THERE'S NO MONEY HERE.

- SHE SAYS THERE'S NO...

- SHH! - MONEY HERE.

LISTEN LADY, COUGH UP THE LOOT, OR I'LL...UH...YELL?

- SHH! SHH! SHH! SHH! SHH! SHH!

- M-MA'AM, THIS IS JUST A MISUNDERSTA-STA-STA...

- WE'LL TAKE THAT DOUGH NOW, LADY.

- THIS WEEK'S LATE FEES: 1.3 MILL.

TAKE IT AND GO.

- CAN I TAKE THIS PRETTY GIRAFFE BOOK, TOO?

- I DON'T KNOW WHO'S PULLING THESE JOBS,

BUT THEY'RE MAKING US LOOK LIKE A BUNCH OF DEAD FISH.

- FISH? WE'RE NOT FISH. WE'RE LIZARDS. LIZARDS.

- LET'S TAKE CARE OF THIS THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY.

ARRANGE A SIT-DOWN.

ARGH!

- NO! OH, I WANTED TO READ THAT!

- YOU CAN'T READ, ROY.

- NO. HA! I CAN'T.

- LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE BIGGER FISH TO FRY

THAN THE SERPENTIS, JOHNSON.

- THE SERPENTIS AREN'T FISH, SIR. THEY'RE LIZARDS.

- YOU CATCH THE GANGSTERS, JOHNSON.

I'LL HANDLE THE TAXONOMY.

- TAXONOMY? IS THAT A TYPE OF FISH?

- JUST GO!

ODD. THIS NEW MYSTERY CRIME BOSS SURFACED LAST WEEK

RIGHT AFTER I ORDERED DODGERS TO...

DODGERS!

- ROCKY MALONE.

- ROYAL SERPENTI...AND ROY.

- HI! HA! I'M ROY!

- DUH, HI! OOF!

- I T-TAKE IT YOU GUYS KNOW EACH OTHER.

- SURE. WE GO WAY BACK.

BACK TO WHEN THEY CHISELED ME OUT OF A BANK JOB.

- THAT'S RIDICULOUS.

HOW COULD WE KNOW THAT YOU WERE PLANNING TO ROB THAT BANK?

BESIDES, WE GOT THERE FIRST.

- DO WE SIT DOWN NOW?

- WHEN YOU'RE DONE SINGING DEBT TUNES, SERPENTI,

I GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOUS.

- YAY! A SURPRISE!

- OH, YEAH? WELL I GOT A LITTLE SURPRISE FOR YOU, TOO...

YOU OUT-DATED GRUNT.

- OOH! A SURPRISE!

- WHEN DO WE SIT DOWN?

- FAIR ENOUGH. MINE FIRST.

(WHISTLING)

(SIRENS WAILING)

- HANDS UP. YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.

- WELL, THAT RUINS MY SURPRISE.

- IS THERE NO SURPRISE COMING?

- LET'S NOT TALK FOR A WHILE.

- OKEY-DOKEY, SNAKE. MMM...ZIP.

- YOU DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER ME.

- SO, TO RECAP: YOU WENT ON A CRIME SPREE, MADE NO ARRESTS,

MOST OF THE GALAXY'S GANGSTERS

ARE NOW IN THE PROTECTORATE WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM

LIVING IN MAUI ON OUR DIME, AND THE GUM IS STILL MISSING!

- THAT ABOUT SUMS IT UP, CHIEF.

I'D LIKE MY MEDAL IN PLATINUM, PLEASE.

- OH, I'LL GIVE YOU METAL, DODGERS...METAL BARS!

- ARE THEY SHINY?

- S-SORRY, CAPTAIN, BUT THIS ISN'T PERSONAL,

IT'S JUST MY DUTY.

N-NOW ADMIT YOU STOLE THE GUM.

- MM-WAH! YOU BROKE MY HEART, CADET. YOU BROKE MY HEART!