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FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE

BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE?

DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY

PROTECTING THE POWERLESS AND THE WEAK

DUCK DODGERS IS FIGHTING TYRANNY

IN THE 24th

AND 1/2 CENTURY

(QUIET PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)

- OOH!

I HAD NO IDEA I HAD SO MANY HANDS.

- DODGERS. COME IN.

- AAH! UH, ROY ROGER THAT, COPY...CAT.

GOT A BURR IN MY TAIL AND PEANUT BUTTER IN MY EAR.

5-5.

- DODGERS, WE'RE NOT USING CB SLANG FOR OBVIOUS REASONS.

LET IT GO.

- BREAKER 10-4, GOOD BUDDY HOLLY.

- STOP THAT!

THIS STING OPERATION IS CRUCIAL.

IT MAY BE OUR LAST CHANCE TO CATCH THE WHOOSH.

- THE WHOOSH? WHO COMES UP WITH THESE LAME NICKNAMES, ANYWAY?

- UM...I'M NOT SURE.

I KNEW I SHOULD'VE CHOSEN "THE DOT."

- LOOKING TO BLOW SOME CASH, GRANDMA?

GOOD FOR YOU. CAN'T TAKE IT WITH YOU, RIGHT?

SO, HOW MUCH MONEY YOU GOT?

WHOA, WHERE'D YOU COME FROM?

YOU JUST WHOOSHED RIGHT IN, DIDN'T YOU?

(SHATTERING)

WELL, HE DIDN'T GET THIS ONE.

DON'T WORRY, GUYS. WE'LL GET HIM NEXT TIME.

SURPRISED TO SEE ME, WHOOSH?

- NO. YOUR BODY HEAT CAUSED A SLIGHT INCREASE

IN ROOM TEMPERATURE.

I COULD SMELL YOU CHEAP COLOGNE DOWN THE BLOCK.

AND I ACTUALLY HEARD YOU EATING CHIPS THROUGH THE DOOR.

- HA! SHOWS WHAT YOU KNOW. I WAS EATING PRETZELS.

- CHECK THE BAG.

- GENIUS! HOW DID THEY DO IT?

- IT'S OVER, WHOOSH. YO-YOU'RE TRAPPED.

- GET HIM! OVER THERE!

- COME ON! DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY!

STOP HIM!

- ARGH!

- HUH?

- DON'T WORRY, GUYS. WE'LL GET HIM NEXT TIME.

DO YOU THINK LAVA COULD MELT THIS TRUCK, CADET?

- D-DID YOU HEAR THAT?

- OF COURSE! WAS IT A SQUAWKING SOUND?

- N-NO.

- MORE OF A CLICKING THEN?

- IF YOU DIDN'T HEAR IT, J-JUST SAY SO.

- NO, NO. I HEARD IT. I HEARD.

WAS IT A MAN SCREAMING?

- AAH!

OOH!

- I GOTTA BE HONEST, GUYS,

I DON'T THINK WE'RE GONNA GET HIM.

- I'VE BEEN ANALYZING SECURITY CAMERA FOOTAGE

OF THE WHOOSH IN SLOW MOTION.

SOMETHING ABOUT HIS STYLE IS VERY FAMILIAR.

I HAVEN'T SEEN SOMEONE MOVE LIKE THIS SINCE MASTER MOLOCH,

A MARTIAL ARTS EXPERT WHO TRAINED PROTECTORATE AGENTS

A LONG TIME AGO.

- GREAT. CALL HIM UP.

MY KUNG FU CAN ALWAYS USE A LITTLE POLISH.

CADET, CAN YOU CLIMB MORE GENTLY?

YOU'RE DISTURBING THE SOUFFLE.

- (HIGH-PITCHED SQUEAKING)

- BOY, WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT HE'D LIVE IN THE TALLEST TREE

ON THE HIGHEST MOUNTAIN ON THE PLANET?

- UGH! - I'M BEAT.

(GASPING)

- LIVE BY MY MERCY, DIE AT MY WILL.

- HUH?

- M-MASTER MOLOCH, WE ARE AGENTS OF THE PROTECTORATE

SENT BY DR. I.Q. HI TO HUMBLY TRAIN AT YOUR FEET.

A THIEF IS RUNNING CIRCLES AROUND THE E-EVIL PROTECTORATE.

- (CRASHING)

- Y-YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN HELP US S-STOP HIM.

- DESCRIBE THIEF.

- WE-WELL, HE'S...

- FAST? - Y-YES, AND...

- AGILE? - VERY, AND...

- LIGHT AS AIR? STRONG AS STONE? QUICK AS CHEETAH? FREE AS BIRD?

- T-THAT'S HIM! HOW DID...

- THIEF DISHONOR SACRED ART OF GIBBON FIST KUNG FU.

MOST DISTURBING. VERY WELL. I TEACH; YOU OBEY.

- GREAT. IF YOU JUST FIX THIS HAMMOCK,

I'LL TAKE A QUICK SNOOZE, AND THEN WE'LL GET STARTED.

AAH!

THIS ISN'T VERY COMFORTABLE.

THE THING IS, I CAN'T SLEEP UNLESS...

(SNORING)

- YOU WILL WEAR RAGS LIKE WILD DOG!

- BUT I JUST GOT THESE COOL KARATE GUY DUDS.

- YOU WEAR RAGS!

- AW, COME ON. THEY COST THE CADET A LOT OF MONEY.

- LEAVE MY SIGHT!

- SO, I CAN JUST WEAR THIS, THEN?

- GO!

- YOU KNOW, FOR A TEACHER,

YOU HAVE LOUSY COMMUNICATION SKILLS.

OW! WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?

- ONE JUG CONTAIN WHITE LOTUS FLOWER.

YOU SWING THROUGH TREES, FIND JUG, RETRIEVE FLOWER.

NOT DAMAGE TREES OR JUGS. RETURN.

TAKE 3 SECONDS. NO LONGER.

IF YOU SUCCEED, YOU'RE READY TO FACE WHOOSH.

UNDERSTAND?

BEGIN!

- WHAT ARE WE DOING AGAIN?

HELP!

I'M LOST!

AAH!

SEE, I TOLD YOU I WAS A-MAZE-ING.

HA! GET IT? HA HA. HIGH 5.

(PANTING)

- 4 HOURS, 21 MINUTES. WHERE IS LOTUS FLOWER?

- I KNEW I FORGOT SOMETHING.

- SPEED IS KEY TO VICTORY.

MOVE FAST ENOUGH, GRAVITY NOT MATTER.

- YOO HOO!

- HE'S WEARING PERSONAL FLOTATION DEVICES,

AND THE WATER'S ONLY A FOOT DEEP.

HOW CAN HE SINK?

- HE SINK BECAUSE HE IS POOR STUDENT.

CANNOT LOSE FIGHT IF OPPONENT CANNOT HIT YOU.

VERY SIMPLE. I PUNCH VERY SLOW,

YOU MOVE HEAD SIDE TO SIDE, AVOID PUNCHES. UNDERSTAND?

- LET 'ER RIP.

OOH!

- YOU MOVE HEAD. UNDERSTAND?

- GOTCHA.

- (PUNCHING)

- LIKE THIS. WATCH.

- NOW I GET IT.

- HAA!

- HMM. 3 SECONDS. PERFECT.

- UGH!

- GO!

- OOF!

(PANTING)

- CLOSE ENOUGH.

- CADET, YOU NOW WORK FOR THE MOST DANGEROUS DUCK ALIVE.

- OW! WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR...

(SNORING)

- W-WILL YOU TEACH ME HOW TO DO THAT?

- GLADLY.

- (SHATTERING, GUARDS GROANING)

- (SHATTERING)

- HOW DID THEY EXPECT PEOPLE

TO GET OUT OF THESE THINGS?

- THEY DIDN'T. IT'S A COFFIN.

- SO? EVERYBODY'S GOTTA EAT, RIGHT?

- D-DON'T BOTHER. H-HE WON'T GET IT.

- OK, WHOOSH, IF THAT REALLY IS YOUR NAME,

LET'S SEE YOU WHOOSH YOUR WAY AROUND THIS BAD BOY.

HYEAH!

- OH, NOT COOL. NOT COOL AT ALL.

- IMPOSSIBLE! HOW DID YOU LEARN GIBBON FIST KUNG FUN?

- THIS ANGRY MONKEY GUY TAUGHT US!

MASTER CARD...OR MASTER LOCK.

- MASTER MOLOCH.

- NO! YOU LIE!

- OOF!

- YOU DISHONOR YOURSELF.

- IF HE WANTS A DIRTY FIGHT, HE'S GOT ONE.

- UGH!

- DENNIS!

- YES, MASTER. IT IS ME.

- WHY? YOU WERE MY FINEST STUDENT.

- BESIDES ME, HE MEANS.

- IF I WAS YOUR FINEST STUDENT, WHY WAS MY FINAL GRADE A B-?

I COULD NOT BEAR THE SHAME.

I HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO TURN TO CRIME.

- DENNIS, YOUR FIGHTING SKILL IS SUPERB,

BUT WRITTEN EXAM 1/2 OF FINAL GRADE.

MY HANDS TIED.

- SO, HOW WAS I? UNBELIEVABLE, HUH?

- UNDISCIPLINED WITHOUT GRACE, STYLE, OR HONOR.

- THANK YOU. YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS TO ME.

- I C-CAN'T BELIEVE WE FINALLY CAUGHT THE WE-WE-WHOOSH.

- YEAH, AND YOU ONLY HAD TO TRASH

ABOUT A BILLION DOLLARS WORTH OF STUFF TO DO IT.

HEH. NICE JOB.

- AT LEAST GIBBON FIST KUNG FU

WILL ONLY BE USED FOR GOOD FROM NOW ON.

- YEAH, UNLESS THAT DENNIS GUY TAUGHT IT TO SOMEONE ELSE.

- (GRUNTING)

- DODGERS WON'T KNOW WHAT HIT HIM.

(LAUGHING)