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FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE

BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE?

DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY

PROTECTING THE POWERLESS AND THE WEAK

DUCK DODGERS IS FIGHTING TYRANNY

IN THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY

- OH, YEAH, THAT'S IT!

THERE WE GO. COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.

YEAH!

(CHATTERING)

- UH, C-CAPTAIN. DO YOU SEE SK-KUNDERBELLY?

- WHO? - S-SKUNDERBELLY,

THE NEFARIOUS GAMBLING KINGPIN,

THE REASON WE'RE UNDERCOVER IN THIS ILLEGAL CASINO.

WAIT!

LOOK. THERE HE IS.

- TAPIOCA!

I SAID, TAPIOCA!

TA-PI-OCA!

- UH, C-CAPTAIN, THE CODE WORD IS P-PUDDING.

- RIGHT. TAPIOCA IS A PUDDING.

(ALARM BLARING)

- HALT! YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!

STOP!

- HEE HA HA!

- NO! HE GOT AWAY!

- WELL, THIS IS THE LAST TIME

I GAMBLE DURING A STING OPERATION

AT THIS ILLEGAL CASINO.

- SOME PEOPLE THINK BOUNTY HUNTERS ARE SCUM,

BUT I THINK OF YOU AS BUSINESSPEOPLE JUST LIKE ME,

AND THAT'S WHY YOU'RE HERE.

I HAVE AN EXCITING BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY FOR YOU.

(BELLS JINGLE)

(BANJO PLAYING)

WELCOME TO... - YEAH. I'LL TAKE A FREE SAMPLE

OF CHOCOLATE, STRAWBERRY, SOME BANA NUT,

A COFFEE SWIRL, CARAMEL TWIST.

- THERE'S A TWO-SAMPLE LIMIT.

- YOU LIAR! YOUR SIGN DOESN'T SAY THAT!

IT'S AGAINST THE LAW TO LIE TO LITTLE BOYS!

- HERE! I HOPE YOUR BRAIN FREEZES.

NOW AS I WAS SAYING...

- WHY ARE WE IN AN ICE CREAM PARLOR?

- I LIKE MY HIDEOUTS TO PAY FOR THEMSELVES,

AND ICE CREAM IS JUST MILK AND SUGAR.

IT'S PURE PROFIT... MOST OF THE TIME!

NOW I'M PLACING A BOUNTY ON CAPTAIN DUCK DODGERS.

WHOEVER DELIVERS HIM TO ME WILL BE PAID

100 MILLION ASTRO DOLLARS IN CASH.

- I SAY, OLD CHAP. THAT DODGERS FELLOW IS RIGHT BARMY,

DAFT AS A BRUSH, AND, WELL, BOB'S YOUR UNCLE.

- CRIKEY! I'VE BAILED UP BLUDGERS, OCKERS, AND YOBBOS,

BUT THIS GALAH, HE'S A DINKUM DRONGO.

- (SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)

- ALL RIGHT. I DON'T UNDERSTAND A WORD YOU'RE SAYING,

BUT I GET IT.

DODGERS IS AN INSUFFERABLE DOLT.

MAKE IT ONE BILLION.

- I'LL GET HIM IF YOU THROW IN

A LIFETIME'S SUPPLY OF FREE ICE CREAM.

- OH, YES, ME, TOO. ICE CREAM!

- SIR, WE HAVE A PROBLEM.

- NOT NOW, CADET.

I THINK MY WINGSPAN IS FINALLY INCREASING.

THIS IS TERRIBLE!

- I KNOW. WHAT SHOULD WE DO?

- I CAN'T BELIEVE

THEY USED THAT PICTURE.

MY EYES ARE CLOSED.

- I THINK YOU'RE MISSING SOMETHING.

- I'M NOT WEARING ANY MAKEUP EITHER!

- SIR, THERE'S A BOUNTY ON YOUR HEAD.

YOU'RE IN T-TERRIBLE DANGER!

- WHAT? BOUNTY HUNTERS CAN'T CATCH ME.

UNH! UGH! OOF!

- OHH!

- MY NAME IS RONA VIPRA.

I STRONGLY SUGGEST YOU COOPERATE.

- WITH A NAME LIKE THAT, YOU'RE EITHER A BOUNTY HUNTER

OR A PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER.

- I'M NOT A WRESTLER.

- M-MAY I SAY SOMETHING, MA'AM?

- IT'S NOT PERSONAL, PIG.

A BILLION ASTRO DOLLARS IS A LOT OF MONEY.

- YES, BUT IF YOU SUBTRACT

FINES AND BOUNTIES LOST DUE TO JAIL TIME

FOR KIDNAPPING A PROTECTORATE CAPTAIN,

YOU'LL BE LUCKY JUST TO BREAK EVEN.

- GOOD POINT. I'LL HAVE TO INCREASE MY PROFIT

BY TAKING YOU, AS WELL.

- WEREN'T YOU EVER A WRESTLER?

UH, RONA, MAY I CALL YOU RONA?

MISS VIPRA, I CAN PAY UP TO 37 ASTRO DOLLARS FOR OR FREEDOM

IN INSTALLMENTS OVER 72 MONTHS OF COURSE.

(COMPUTER BEEPING)

HARDBALL, HUH?

I'LL THROW IN AN ALMOST-FULL STEAK MOUNTAIN SUB CLUB CARD

AND MY LICENSE TO PARTY!

THIS OFFICIALLY ALLOWS YOU

TO HAVE FUN EVERYWHERE

EXCEPT RHODE ISLAND.

(COMPUTER BEEPING)

HOLDING OUT FOR MY "PLUTO NASH" GLOW-IN-THE DARK WATCH, EH?

IT'S ONE OF A KIND, IT'S BROKEN, AND IT'S YOURS.

(ZAP)

EVERYBODY HAS A PRICE, LADY.

- I HAVE DODGERS AND HIS CADET.

- REALLY? FANTASTIC. BRING THEM IN.

YOUR MONEY AND ICE CREAM ARE READY.

- WHAT? ICE CREAM?

- TOUCH THAT, KID, AND IT WILL BE

THE LAST ICE CREAM YOU EVER SEE.

SAME GOES FOR THE MONEY.

YOU DIDN'T WASTE ANY TIME, DID YOU?

I CAN USE A SHARK LIKE YOU.

WE'LL TALK.

- NO, WE WON'T.

- MISS VIPRA, EVERYTHING OK?

- YES! EVERYTHING'S PERFECT.

- OK. JUST CHECKING.

I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND ME SAYING SO,

BUT YOUR BRIDGE IS BEAUTIFUL.

DID YOU HIRE AN INTERIOR DESIGNER?

- NO. I DID IT MYSELF.

- W-WHAT? THIS IS AMAZING WORK.

YOU'D MAKE A G... A GREAT INTERIOR DECORATOR.

- YOU DON'T THINK I KNOW THAT?

BUT WHO WOULD HIRE A FORMER BOUNTY HUNTER AND WRESTLER

TO COLOR COORDINATE THEIR DINING ROOM.

- I KNEW YOU WERE A WRESTLER!

- UH, L-LOTS OF PEOPLE.

IF YOU'RE THIS GOOD, N-NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR PAST.

- REALLY? YOU THINK SO?

- IF ANYTHING, YOUR PAST MAKES YOU ECCENTRIC.

THAT EQUALS B-BIG BUCKS.

- THANK YOU. IT'S TIME I MADE A CAREER CHANGE.

- WELL, NOW THAT WE'RE ALL FRIENDS, I GOT TO SAY,

THIS JOINT COULD REALLY USE A FEW POSTERS.

POSTERS AREN'T FOR EVERYBODY.

AN EYE FOR BEAUTY IS MY GIFT.

THAT'S HOW I WAS ABLE TO HELP RONA FIND HER TRUE CALLING.

- Y-YOU HELPED HER?

- WELL, I'M SURE YOU WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME

IF YOU HAD MY GIFT.

- G'DAY, MATES.

- GOOD DAY? YOU'VE RUINED MY POSTER!

CROCKY! THAT'S A BAD DAY IN MY BOOK.

- IT OCCURRED TO ME THAT SOME OF MY FORMER COLLEAGUES

MIGHT STOP BY.

- WHY DIDN'T IT OCCUR TO YOU SOONER?

LOOK AT MY POSTER.

I CAN'T FIX THIS.

- YOU MISSED AS USUAL.

- WELL, THE ONLY THING YOU ALMOST HIT WAS ME.

- WAIT. WHERE DID THE OTHER TWO GO?

- WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO KEEP TRACK OF EVERYTHING?

- THAT'S WHY. - OH. SO THIS IS MY FAULT?

(MUMBLING)

- AT THIS RATE, I'LL BE PROTECTING YOU FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.

- WELL, BODYGUARD IS A RESPECTABLE CAREER PATH.

- YEAH. AS LONG AS YOU DON'T CRAMP MY STYLE, WE'LL BE FINE.

- NO. THE ONLY SOLUTION IS TO CONFRONT SKUNDERBELLY

AND FORCE HIM TO DROP THE BOUNTY.

- HOW? EVERY TIME WE GET CLOSE, HIS HOVERSCOOTER TRANSFORMS

AND HE ESCAPES. IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.

- MAN, I WISH I HAD ONE.

- WELL, THIS TIME YOU'LL BE SO CLOSE,

ESCAPE WILL BE IMPOSSIBLE. - HOW?

- BECAUSE WE'LL ALL BE ON THE SCOOTER WITH HIM!

I LOVE IT!

(SPLAT)

- HA HA HA! - HA HA HA!

- HA HA HA! HA HA!

YOU'RE WEARING BOUNTY HUNTER HAND-ME-DOWNS.

- JUST BE GLAD I HAD THEM.

I GREW OUT OF THAT STUFF WHEN I WAS 10.

- HEY. AREN'T YOU A LITTLE SMALL TO BE A BOUNTY HUNTER?

- I T-TOLD YOU TO BE QUIET!

I-I'M SORRY.

THEIR TALKING DRIVES ME CRAZY, CRAZY.

HA HA HA!

YOU WERE SAYING? S-SPEAK UP!

- UH, UH. - UH, UH.

- AH. IT MUST BE MY LUCKY DAY.

I HAVE DODGERS, I HAVE VIPRA,

AND ICE CREAM SALES ARE ON THE RISE!

WHAT'S YOUR NAME, BOUNTY HUNTER?

- C-CADET.

I MEAN, COBRA C-CADET.

- WORD OF ADVICE, WORK ON THAT NAME.

GENTLEMEN, ESCORT CAPTAIN DODGERS

TO THE TICKLE TORTURE CHAMBER.

DON'T WORRY, MY DEAR.

I'LL GET TO YOU SHORTLY.

INSIDE THIS CHAMBER, YOU WILL FIND A NEW DEFINITION

FOR JOY AND LAUGHTER

AS YOU ARE SLOWLY TICKLED OVER 1,000 YEARS!

HA HA HA!

- UH, I'M NOT TICKLISH. DOES THAT MATTER?

- WHAT? NOT EVEN ON YOUR FEET?

FINE. I'LL HAVE TO THINK OF A WHOLE NEW SADISTIC WAY

TO TORTURE YOU FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

- TAKE YOUR TIME.

BABOON.

BABOON!

- C-CAPTAIN, WE DISCUSSED THIS.

- OH, RIGHT. MONKEY.

- HALT!

(ALARM BLARING)

- YAAH! OHH, OHH, OHH, YEE!

- Y-YOU'RE UNDER ARREST, AND THE NAME'S CADET.

W-WORK ON THAT!

- CALL ME. I CAN MAKE A PRISON CELL

FEEL LIKE A BEACH HOUSE.

- SO, SKUNDERBELLY, WHEN SHOULD I EXPECT

TO RECEIVE THAT BOUNTY?

- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

- THE REWARD FOR MY CAPTURE.

IT WAS HARD WORK BRINGING MYSELF IN.

I CAN BE QUITE A HANDFUL.

- HMM. I'LL GIVE YOU ONE FREE VANILLA ICE CREAM CONE.

- MAKE IT BUTTERSCOTCH. - DEAL!

- HA! I DON'T EVEN LIKE BUTTERSCOTCH.