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FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE

BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE? DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY PROTECTING THE POWERLESS AND THE WEAK DUCK DODGERS IS FIGHTING TYRANNY IN THE 24th

AND 1/2 CENTURY - NICE WORK, FELLAS. SHE'S A BEAUT. - W-WHAT'S GOING ON?

D-DID THEY FINALLY REPAIR THAT DEADLY RADIATION LEAK

- IN OUR ENERGY CORE? - NO, BETTER.

THEY INSTALLED MY NEW TOP-OF-THE-LINE CAPTAIN'S CHAIR!

BEHOLD SHANGRI-LOUNGE!

- (HEAVENLY MUSIC)

- W-WHERE'S THAT MUSIC COMING FROM?

ALMOST LIKE BEING REBORN, HUH?

- N-NOT IN THE SLIGHTES, NO.

- THAT'S RIGHT, CADET.

SITTING TRULY WILL NEVER BE THE SAME.

IT TILTS, IT SWIVELS, IT JUMPS, IT RECLINES, IT PITCHES, IT YAWS, IT ROLLS, IT SLANTS, IT...WON'T STOP! SAVE ME!

AAH! IT'S A GOOD THING THE WARRANTY

COVERS EVERYTHING ON THESE BABIES.

- THE WARRANTY COVERS EVERYTHING

EXCEPT DAMAGE CAUSED BY OVERZEALOUS SITTING

AND SHARK ATTACKS.

- OH, I FORGOT TO MENTION...

- L-LET ME GUESS. YOU GOT A PET SHARK.

- YES! HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT?

- YIKES!

- L-LUCKY GUESS.

- (CHEWING)

IS THERE ANY WAY YOU COULD MAKE YOURSELF LESS LUMPY, CADET?

- P-PERHAPS YOU'D LIKE ME TO REMOVE MY BONES, SIR.

- COULD YOU? AND DON'T BE AFRAID TO VIBRATE.

MY BACK'S ACTING UP.

- T-THAT'S IT!

I REFUSE TO TAKE THIS A-ABUSE FOR ONE MORE MOMENT!

- COULD YOU GET ME ANOTHER SODA?

- I'M OVERWORKED, UNDERPAID, AND UNDER A-APPRECIATED!

- HMM, AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT,

HOW ABOUT WHIPPING UP SOME FAJITAS?

- ARE YOU E-EVEN LISTENING TO ME?

- HOMEMADE GUACAMOLE WOULD BE SWELL.

- C-CAPTAIN DODGERS,

Y-YOU CAN STAKE THIS JOB AND S-SH-SH-SH...

I QUIT!

- REMEMBER, NOT TOO SPICY. - CALLING DUCK DODGERS. COME IN, DUCK DODGERS.

- GOOD HEAVENS. WAKE UP! - AAH! YEAH? WHAT'S UP?

- WHAT'S UP, DODGERS?

YOUR SHIP LOOKS LIKE AN UNADOPTED HIGHWAY!

THE CADET'S REALLY BEEN SLACKING OFF LATELY.

- DODGERS, YOU DO KNOW THE CADET IS...

DON'T YOU WATCH THE NEWS?

- THE...NEWS? WHEN'S IT ON?

- OH.

- THE NEW MACROVAST CEO, THE CADET,

HAS WALL STREET SMELLING BACON.

MACROVAST STOCKS SKYROCKETED TODAY AFTER NEW CEO, THE CADET,

ANNOUNCED THE WASTENAUT,

A REVOLUTIONARY NEW ENERGY CORE THAT USES GARBAGE AS FUEL,

- LEARN ANYTHING?

- YEAH. IF THE CADET HAS TIME FOR A SECOND JOB,

- THE CADET RESIGNED FROM THE PROTECTORATE.

HE'S NOW THE CEO OF THE LARGEST COMPANY ON EARTH.

- RESIGNED? WHY WOULD HE DO THAT?

- I CAN THINK OF ONE REASON.

- WELL, EVEN IF WE HAVE NO IDEA WHY HE LEFT,

I PROMISE YOU THE CADET WILL BE CALLING

TO BEG FOR HIS OLD JOB BACK IN NO TIME.

PLEASE! TAKE YOUR OLD JOB BACK!

I'M BEGGING YOU!

THINK OF ALL THE GREAT TIMES WE HAD TOGETHER.

- N-NAME ONE.

I'M SORRY, B-BUT MY DAYS OF CALLING YOU CAPTAIN ARE OVER,

C-CAPTAIN.

- CADET EGGHEAD JUNIOR, EH?

SO, WHY DO THEY CALL YOU EGGHEAD? FINE. DON'T ANSWER IF YOU DON'T WANT TO.

WE ALL HAVE SECRETS.

FOR EXAMPLE, I'M MUCH STRONGER THAN I LOOK.

BETTER LOOKING, TOO.

OUR FIRST MISSION IS AN UNHAPPY ONE.

BY ABANDONING HIS POST TO POSE AS THE HEAD OF A CORPORATION

SO HE COULD EARN MILLIONS SELLING INNOVATIVE PRODUCTS

TO A DESERVING PUBLIC.

MAKES YOUR SKIN CRAWL, DOESN'T IT?

MINE, TOO.

NATURALLY, WE HAVE NO CHOICE

BUT TO DESTROY EVERYTHING HE HOLDS DEAR...

SO, GRAB OUR GEAR. WE'RE GOING TO VISIT AN OLD FRIEND... OF MINE.

YOU DON'T KNOW HIM. OK, WE NEED SOME SORT OF PLAN. THIS IS BRILLIANT! IT CAN'T FAIL!

OH. THIS'LL NEVER WORK.

WAIT, I KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO.

RUN FOR IT! HA! STUPID ROBOT!

- (CRACKLING)

FINE, YOU CAN HAVE A BITE, BUT NOT THE WHOLE THING.

- IDENTIFY YOURSELF.

- WHY? I MEAN, IF I TELL YOU WHO I AM,

- IDENTIFY YOURSELF NOW.

- OK. WELL, I'M MORE OF A RESTER THAN A DOER.

I LIKE SWIMMING IN POOLS, BUT NOT THE OCEAN.

- YOU HAVE 3 SECONDS TO IDENTIFY YOURSELF. 3...

- BUT THAT'S NOT ENOUGH TIME TO...

- 2... - OK. OK. I'M...

- ONE... - WAIT! YOU CUT ME OFF!

EXCELLENT TEAMWORK, CADET.

BRILLIANT OF ME TO DISTRACT HIM LIKE THAT, HUH? DON'T TALK MUCH, DO YOU?

ME, NEITHER. NOTHING I HATE MORE

THAN A LOT OF MINDLESS JIBBER-JABBER.

ONCE WHEN I WAS READING THE PHONE BOOK OUT LOUD, I...

NOT NOW, CADET.

I'M JUST STARTING A VERY LONG STORY. PAY ATTENTION.

- (BLASTING)

- NOW, ABOUT THAT PHONE BOOK...

HEY! AN OPEN AIR VENT. AM I GOOD OR WHAT?

HOP IN THERE, CADET.

IS IT ME OR ARE THESE CONVENIENTLY PLACED AIR VENTS

GETTING SMALLER?

UGH!

- (BEEPING)

- IT'S DEFINITELY THE VENT...NOT ME.

- (BEEPING)

- AAH!

EEH!

(SPLASHING)

AHH...THAT'S CHILLY.

UH, GOOD. WE'VE REACHED THE OBJECTIVE

EXACTLY AS I PLANNED.

UH, CADET, WHAT COMES NEXT IN MY PLAN? NO. I THINK MY PLAN INVOLVES

THE COOL GRAPPLING HOOK AND CABLES WE BROUGHT.

IT'D BE A SHAME TO LUG THAT STUFF IN HERE AND NOT USE IT.

IT'S GOT TO WEIGH A TON...LITERALLY. (GROANING)

HUH, MAYBE THOSE TANGLE-FREE SPY CABLES

WERE WORTH THE EXTRA MONEY.

(GRUNTING) - (CRACKLING)

- (ALARM SOUNDING)

- EXACTLY AS I PLANNED. - F-FURTHER MORE, Y-YOU'RE BANNED

FROM ALL MACROVAST PROPERTIES.

T-THAT MEANS SAY GOOD-BYE TO T-TAIWAN.

- NO! YOU KNOW I LOVE IT THERE.

- Y-YOU SHOULD'VE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE YOU BROKE IN

AND TRIED TO S-SABOTAGE OUR ENERGY CORE

WITH Y-YOUR SO-CALLED N-NEW CADET.

- OH, WAIT A MINUTE.

I KNOW WHAT THIS IS REALLY ABOUT.

TO COME WORK HERE, AREN'T YOU?

- A-ABSOLUTELY N-NOT!

- OK. FORGET MILLIONS.

MAKE ME AN OFFER, AND WE'LL GO UP FROM THERE. - L-LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I...I PRESENT THE NEXT STEP

TOWARDS ENDLESS RENEWABLE ENERGY

AND A C-CLEANER, BRIGHTER TOMORROW...

T-THE WASTENAUT.

- OOH! - W-WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE A-A SLIGHT GLITCH.

- (GRUMBLING)

- (RINGING) - AH, I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DO IT, CADET,

BUT THIS CHAIR YOU MADE, IT'S LIKE SITTING ON A CLOUD... OF BEANS.

- I'M G-GLAD YOU LIKE IT, SIR.

- WHAT ARE...WHAT ARE YOU... WHAT ARE...WHAT...

WHAT ARE... WHAT...

WILL YOU HELP ME GET UP, PLEASE?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

- I'M R-REPORTING FOR DUTY, CAPTAIN.

- DUTY? YOU'RE A HOTSHOT BIG SHOT NOW.

YOU WEAR TIES AND PLAY GOLF

AND DRIVE AROUND SHARING FANCY MUSTARD

WITH THE OTHER BIG SHOTS.

- D-DIDN'T YOU SEE THE NEWS?

WHY DOES EVERYBODY LOVE THAT SHOW SO MUCH?

- AMID ALLEGATIONS OF FRAUD AND CONSPIRACY,

THE CADET ANNOUNCED HIS DECISION TO RESIGN

AS CEO OF MACROVAST INDUSTRIES YESTERDAY.

- I...I TAKE F-FULL RESPONSIBILITY

FOR THE FAILURE OF W-WASTENAUT.

F-FOUL PLAY IS NOT TO BLAME...

AS FAR AS YOU KNOW.

- ARE YOU LYING?

- NO...AS FAR AS YOU KNOW.

AN AWFUL LOT OF QUITTING THESE DAYS.

HOW DO I KNOW YOU WON'T QUIT AGAIN?

- Y-YOU HAVE MY WORD.

- HA! GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON WHY I SHOULD TAKE YOU BACK?

- OK. I...

- FINE! YOU'RE REHIRED!

NOW, GET BACK TO WORK BEFORE I CHANGE MY MIND.

OH, AND SOMEONE NEEDS TO FIRE THAT CADET WITH THE WEIRD HEAD.

I THINK IT'D BE BEST IF IT WAS YOU.

- OH, D-DON'T WORRY, SIR.