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FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE

BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE? DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY PROTECTING THE POWERLESS AND THE WEAK DUCK DODGERS IS FIGHTING TYRANNY IN THE 24th

AND 1/2 CENTURY - CALLING DUCK DODGERS. COME IN, DUCK DODGERS.

- P-PRESENT AND ACCOUNTED FOR, Y-YES, SIR.

- DODGERS? I'M IMPRESSED.

NORMALLY, YOU'RE ASLEEP AT THIS HOUR.

AT ANY HOUR, ACTUALLY.

- NO, SIR. WHEN DUTY CALLS,

I THINK IT'S IMPORTANT TO BE CONSCIOUS.

- I LIKE THAT ATTITUDE, DODGERS.

NOW, WE JUST RECEIVED WORD THAT...WAIT.

WHERE'S THE CADET?

- UH, HE'S TAKING CARE OF SOME...

(STAMMERING)

HE'S, UH, TIED UP AT THE MOMENT. - WHAT'S THIS? A PUPPET SHOW?

IS IT MONDAY ALREADY?

WELL, OF COURSE I'LL JOIN YOU.

CALLING DUCK DODGERS.

COME IN, YOU HANDSOME DEVIL, YOU.

DODGERS, YOUR MISSION IS TO FIND OUT

WHY I NEVER GET INVITED TO ANY PARTIES.

- WHY AM I ON MY OWN MONITOR? - YOU WERE SAYING, CHIEF?

- OH, WELL, AS I WAS SAYING,

- B-BUT DIAMONDS HAVEN'T BEEN VALUABLE FOR CENTURIES

EV-EVER SINCE WE REALIZED THEY'RE NOTHING BUT SHINY ROCKS.

- BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THIS USELESS CHUNK OF ROCK

IS ACTUALLY WORTH MILLIONS OF DOLLARS

TO MORE PRIMITIVE AND SIMPLE MINDS.

WE'VE DETECTED A FLURRY OF MARTIAN ACTIVITY

IN THE ABBA-BEE GEE QUADRANT.

DODGERS, I WANT YOU AND THE CADET

TO COLLABORATE WITH LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT

TO RETRIEVE THE DIAMONDS

BEFORE THE SHORTAGE MAKES THEM VALUABLE ON EARTH AGAIN.

- WHAT'S OUR BEST CHANCE OF STAYING ALIVE?

- AS LONG AS YOU DON'T CATCH NIGHT FEVER

OR RUN INTO THE DANCING QUEEN, YOU'LL BE FINE. - (DISCO MUSIC PLAYING) - (THEME MUSIC FROM "SHAFT" PLAYING)

- WH-WHERE'S THAT MUSIC COMING FROM?

- I DON'T KNOW, BUT I CAN DIG IT. - SOLID, MAN. - WHERE HAVE YOU TWO MEATHEADS BEEN?

- WHO, US? WE JUST LANDED.

- I'LL HANDLE THIS, CADET.

AHEM. YOU MUST BE POLICE CHIEF HARDCASE.

- SIT DOWN, AND SHUT UP!

- FAR OUT, YOU JIVE TURKEY... THIS IS PAPRIKA SOLO.

SHE'S GONNA BE YOUR PARTNER ON THE CASE.

- HEY, FOXY MA. I'M DUCK DODGERS.

- CAN IT OR YOU'LL NEVER TALK AGAIN.

- CHIEF, THIS IS MY CASE.

YOU KNOW I WORK ALONE.

- IF I WANT YOU TO HAVE AN OPINION, DETECTIVE,

- IS...IS THIS YOUR O-OF...

- G-GET OUT! - W-WELL, HE SEEMS LIKE A NICE MAN.

- SO, PAPRIKA,

I THINK I'VE CAUGHT A LITTLE BOOGIE FEVER.

WANT TO SEE IF IT'S CONTAGIOUS?

- LISTEN UP, SUCKER, AND LISTEN GOOD.

I DO THE JIVE TALKING AROUND HERE.

YOU LAY THAT JIVE RAP ON ME AGAIN

AND I'LL SLAP YOU UPSIDE YOUR HEAD SO HARD

YOU'LL HAVE TO TAKE A CROSS-TOWN BUS TO FIND YOUR BRAIN.

- FAR OUT, MAMA...MA'AM.

- M-MAY I ASK WHERE WE'RE GOING?

- ELECTRIC FEVERLAND.

IT'S A DISCO RUN BY ONE BAD DUDE NAMED VICTOR VON BOOGIEMAN.

AND TRY NOT TO GET JUMPED. I HATE PAPERWORK.

- IS E-EVERYONE IN GR-GROOVICA SO INTENSE?

- YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHING YET, JACK. - EEH!

- (CELL PHONE RINGING)

- SORRY, SOLO. BOSS-MAN SAYS YOU CAN'T COME IN. AAH! OOH!

- (DISCO MUSIC PLAYING) - VICTOR, GOT SOME QUESTIONS FOR YOU.

- QUESTIONS, DETECTIVE SOLO? ALWAYS YOU HAVE QUESTIONS.

BUT ANSWERS? THESE YOU DO NOT HAVE, NO?

- COUGH UP THOSE DIAMONDS, BOOGIE BOARD.

- B-BOOGIEMAN, SIR.

- REALLY? LIKE THE GUY WHO LIVES IN MY CLOSET?

- DIAMONDS? WHAT IS THIS DIAMONDS?

- OH, T-THEY'RE LIKE ROCKS, B-BUT SHINY.

- HE KNOWS WHAT DIAMONDS ARE!

- YEAH, SO HAND 'EM OVER

BEFORE WE HAVE TO THROW THE BOOK AT YOU!

YOU GOT ANY BOOKS IN HERE?

- NOTHING IS WHAT YOU HAVE ON ME!

WE'VE GOT A HUNCH!

TELL HIM ABOUT YOUR HUNCH, MY LOVELY RAGE-FILLED PETUNIA.

- YOU CAN'T BOOK SOMEONE ON A HUNCH!

WE NEED EVIDENCE, AND NOW, THANKS TO YOU,

HE'S NOT GONNA TELL US ANYTHING.

COME ON. LET'S SPLIT. - MR. BOOGIEMAN,

MARS HAS COMPLETED ITS END OF OUR BARGAIN.

WE DELIVERED OUR GALAXY SUPPLY OF DIAMONDS AS PROMISED.

NOW WE MANY THE MONEY YOU PROMISED TO US.

- RELAX YOUR BODIES.

I IS MAKING SURE EVERYTHING IS COOL LIKE ICE.

NOW IT IS THE TIME TO BOOGIE. - I TOLD YOU TO STAY COOL!

NOW WE GOTTA FIND THE DIAMONDS OURSELVES.

- HOW DO WE DO THAT?

- DON'T WORRY. I'VE GOT A HUNCH.

IT'S BOOGIEMAN'S GOONS.

HANG ON. WHAT ARE YOU DOING, SUCKER?

- I'M A CAPTAIN.

I'M MORE QUALIFIED TO PILOT THIS RIG THAN YOU ARE!

- W-WOW. AN OLD-FASHIONED CAR CHASE. - COOL IT, CHUMP.

- L-LOOK! A CAMERA STORE! C-CAN WE STOP?

- WHAT YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?

WE GOT A DEMOLITION DERBY ON OUR TAIL.

- I-I PROMISE IT WON'T TAKE LONG. THANKS. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. T-TOP OF THE LINE EVERYTHING.

AAH! OH, THE B-BRIDGE IS OPENING.

ARE YOU SURE WE CAN MAKE IT?

- HONEY, I ALWAYS MAKE IT.

- T-THEY LOOK LIKE ANTS... ON A FERRY. - (TIRES SCREECHING)

- AAH! - AH. DID I MISS ANYTHING?

NO? GOOD!

- W-WHY DID THOSE OTHER CARS BURST INTO FLAMES

FOR N-NO REASON WHATSOEVER?

- NOT SURE. NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT,

THAT HAPPENS A LOT AROUND HERE. CAN'T BE TOO SAFE.

- OK, SUCKER, SPILL IT.

WHERE'S BOOGIEMAN GOT THE DIAMONDS STASHED?

- SPEAK UP, CHUCKLES,

OR I'LL TURN THIS CAR UPSIDE DOWN...AGAIN. - FOOL, I'M THE BAD COP.

EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU CAN'T HAVE TWO BAD COPS.

- E-EXCUSE ME, SIR, BUT WE'RE TRYING TO LOCATE

A RATHER LARGE QUANTITY OF M-MISSING DIAMONDS

THAT WE SUSPECT YOUR BOSS MAY HAVE STOLEN.

I-IF YOU COULD POINT US IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION

- UH, WELL, UH, SINCE YOU ASKED SO NICELY,

THEY'RE HIDDEN AT HIS WAREHOUSE.

IT'S RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER. YOU CAN'T MISS IT.

- T-THANK YOU F-FROM ALL OF US.

- HEY, WILL THIS BE ON TONIGHT? YOU'RE WITH THE NEWS, RIGHT? - AAH!

- NOW, THAT'S HOW YOU PARK A CAR! OK, WHERE WOULD I HIDE A BUNCH OF DIAMONDS...

OR ICE, IF YOU WILL...

IF I WERE A SHORT, DISCO-DANCING VILLAIN

- WOULD YOU SHUT UP?

I CAN'T HEAR MYSELF THINK WITH ALL THAT YAPPIN'!

BEHIND ALL THESE REFRIGERATORS FOR THE DIAMONDS,

OR ICE, IF YOU WILL. GOOD IDEA, CADET.

A NICE, COLD DRINK WOULD REALLY HIT THE SPOT.

- OF COURSE. THE ICE TRAYS.

I SHOULD'VE KNOWN VON BOOGIEMAN WOULD KEEP HIS DIAMONDS ON...

- ON THE ICE?

- VICTOR VON BOOGIEMAN!

- IT IS I, YES.

- THE QUEEN!

- THAT'S RIGHT, DODGERS. IT'S ME.

- REGIS?

- SO, THE CLEVER PEOPLE, YOU FIGURED THIS OUT...

MY PLAN TO BE CORNERING THE UNIVERSE'S DIAMOND MARKET

WITH HELPING FROM MARS... THE PLANET!

- SHH!

- WHAT, WERE YOU HAVING THAT A SECRET?

- (LAUGHING)

YOUR STUPID WEAPONS ARE NO MATCH

FOR OUR ADVANCED SCIENCEY GIZMOS.

MAGIC TRICKS... THESE ARE FOR KIDS,

BUT CAN YOUR MAGIC MAKE DISAPPEAR

THE ANCIENT ART OF THE KUNG FU?

- DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHAT HE'S SAYING?

- I THINK HE SAID OUR T-TECHNOLOGY IS POWERLESS

AGAINST M-MARTIAL ARTS.

- OH, WELL, HE'S RIGHT ABOUT THAT. - MAN, SHE IS ONE SPICY SPICE! - I'VE HAD IT!

THIS WHOLE THING IS RIDICULOUS...

THE CLOTHES, THE SLANG, THE NAMES!

WHAT KIND OF DUMB NAME IS BOOGIEMAN ANYWAY?

COMMANDER, WE'RE LEAVING...NOW.

- BUT WE HAVEN'T FENCED THE DIAMONDS YET.

WE CAN'T SPLIT WITHOUT THAT BREAD.

AHH, AS YOU WISH, MY QUEEN.

- YOU'RE BUSTED, HONEY.

- (SIRENS)

- YOU KNOW, WHERE I COME FROM,

IT'S CUSTOMARY FOR LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS TO KISS