All language subtitles for Do Not Disturb 1965 720p

DO NOT DISTURB!

- Since you have eight and six.
- Excellent.

- Eight and six what?
- Eight shillings and sixpence, Ma'am.

Well, of course. What I'm stupid.

Now, one moment.

Schilling?

Penny.

Listen, maybe
I'll take as needed?

Oh, no, no, no. If I want to live in London,
I should itself be able to deal in cash.

- Here, you're right, ma'am.
- Excuse me, please.

- I beg your pardon.
- So, let me think.

Here is ... This one here is one of those ...

... But it's one of those here ...

No, they are both of these, right?

Excuse me, I'm in a hurry.
Maybe I can help you?

No, papa. If a lady wants to live in England,
she should be able to deal in cash.

- What you have going on here?
- Nothing happens officer.

- I'm trying to figure out what the 8 and 6.
- In that case, let me help you, ma'am.

Look, she's going to live in England,
therefore, should be able to deal in cash.

That's it.

Well, gentlemen, if you do not mind
I'll try again.

Okay? Well. So ...

These two together make up the five shillings.

No, ma'am, not these, they won big.

They are called florins.
Each of them is equal to two shillings.

There is a halfpenny, penny, trehpensovik,
sixpence, shillings, florins and half-crown.

Schilling said the bean,
sixpence - Tanner, a pound - Nicker.

Nicker?
(Nicker - laugh, cackle)

What a nightmare! No to use
the same money!

We never wanted, but all your
American Revolution, you know ...

Well, okay, here.

- No, Ma'am, is this too much.
- Believe me, you deserve it.

And thank you both. Oh! And you too
Thank you very much. Goodbye.

Fine. Send them here,
and I'll sign it.

Like it? Yes, I love it!

And frankly, I intend to
not only to stay here

... But also to persuade the firm to find more
one apartment to arrange receptions.

Well. That's all, Miss Heket?

Oh, a telegram from Paris?
Excellent. Read it to me.

Mike, I've found what you need!

A wonderful little house.

Listen, I want to
he was present at the meeting.

Call it Mr. Simmons
and thoroughly explain the situation to him.

Anything else? Oh, read it.

It's not quite in the city. It's in Kent.

- Just 30 miles away.
- This Mr. Pickering also good goose.

Are my instructions were so confusing?

I told him to find a few designers
to understand how our hair looks

... On someone else's elegant back.

But for "Baird Vulens"
this is a completely new phenomenon.

And if I will lead this company, I
just want to introduce some innovations.

- Okay, let's talk tomorrow.
- Are not you glad?

- What?
- House!

- Which house?
- Tom, who I found.

And you know, our situation
He just fit in perfectly.

Of course, have something to buy.

But it's real entertainment -
go to an antique shop in England.

Wait a minute, Janet.

Where is it in this area of London
you managed to find a home?

You have not heard a word of what
I told you so. This house in Kent.

Cute, he'll like it. There's a big yard

... A beautiful garden and creek.

Yes, yes, we will have your own creek.

By the way, but real estate agent said,
that the communication with London, "magnificent."

How are you all turned out?

You should look for an apartment in the same
quarter, if it is certainly possible.

This morning at breakfast I told you
I was going to look for a house outside the city.

- You said that?
- Yes, I said so, and you replied: "Okay."

True, in the time you read the newspaper,

- ... But I distinctly heard.
- As I said "okay"?

Well, not that you said it,
rather - muttered.

But you just muttered a word.
Oh, Mike! This place is set up for us!

You'll be mad about him,
worth it to you just to see.

I hope I did not break anything?

I'm trying to get used to ride
at the right side of the road.

I think so, ma'am.

Mr. Elbens, primrose need
planted along the south wall.

Yes, he devilishly loves the sun.

So, I go to the left,
counter - on the right?

- Are you ready? I have to catch the train.
- I'm ready.

way! I can already ride on our
Walk with your eyes closed.

Cool. So let's go to the station.

You Janet? I'm Vanessa Kotrayt.

Here's a reproduction of a hunting scene.
Can you get her when I'm gone.

You - Mike!

Well, do not stand like a statue. Hug me.
I am the mistress of the house.

You have been here all week.
So I decided it was time to drop by.

And you, I look handsome.
I'll have to priudarit for you.

Oh, thank you, Mrs. ...

From now on you - Janet and Mike,
I - Vanessa.

At least then you will not be
complain when the house starts falling apart.

Oh, this lovely home!

- It's about this and we dreamed of.
- God knows he will never I did not like.

It was a whim my husband. And you are beautiful.
A place for you in the "Mayfair".
(Mayfair - the central district of London,
as well as the magazine for adult)

Honestly, I do not understand
what you got into such utter solitude?

- Amen.
- We are here very much.

- I have lots of ideas.
- Yes. You will not forgive us?

- Janet. My train.
- I'm ready, dear. A long time ago.

I'll be back soon. Mrs. Ordli,

... You could not cook a cup of tea
for Mrs. Kotrayt?

Oh, do not worry.
Enough to be a bit of sherry.

Oh, Sherry? Oh!

It seems that he is somewhere in those boxes.

- I do not remember what it was ...
- Janet.

- Expensive.
- Go, ma'am, I'll find.

- Expensive.
- Well, well. Thank you.

I'll see you.

Gardener suggested to me a short road.

He says if we will go past the Twombly,

... Srezhem more than a mile.

- Turn on the first speed.
- Sorry.

Very soon the work you have
will have more shirts than at home.

I would still take several
headscarves, but found none.

I hide them.

I always hope that when you start
sniff, you'll have to return home.

- Today I come early.
- What to swear?

You tell me every morning.

- And every night has to heat up dinner.
- Honey, I said - I come.

Unless, of course, I did
'll get to work today.

Look, it probably is
that svorotka on Twombly.

Lower Twombly, Twombly Upper ...
... East Twombly, Twombly West ...

... Bramble Heath.

Of course, it would be better if
the train stopped at Bramble Heath.

I am absolutely sure that the station
just behind the next corner.

- Hope so.
- And how could it be otherwise? This is our last Twombly.

We ride and a half hours,
a station is something all no see.

Well, what else is there?

I am very ashamed of having to
ask you to stop,

... But this is the first cuckoo this year.

Could you wait
just a sec?

Sekou ..? I'm very late.

know, the slightest noise and ...

Here they are nesting.

And can we look?
I have never seen the cuckoo.

- Oh, Mike! It must be ...
- Tomorrow I'll walk!

Oh, how wonderful! Ahead Again
asphalt road.

This is probably the Pennsylvania highway.

Sir, you do not pass back a bit?

Dear, forgive me for what I say,

... But I think we should stay
and ask for directions from the tenants of the house.

Darling, I'm sorry that I say this,
but it will not help us.

This is our house!

I could call a taxi, do you not -

... You wanted to arrange
a small tour of England.

Well, forgive me, please.
This could happen to anyone.

- I'll ask again.
- Not this gardener!

Hello.

Already 11:00. We have already started
worry, if anything had happened.

You are my savior.

Mike, look! Here, someone's dog!

Hello.

Honey, come my secretary.

Do not worry, I'll take care of.

I can feel your heart!

I'll go with it.

Well, let's see what this puppy is.

You are not puppy! You're - fox!

Oh, now understand what you're afraid.
You're hiding.

Sit! Stop it now!

you do not get it. Sit!

Come, sit down!

I said sit!

You should be very ashamed!

Ma'am, could you
give us back our fox?

No way!

And you too should be very ashamed!

Wow! Hunt the accident,
defenseless animal!

This is horrible inhumane! You know who you are?

- Madame ...
- Why do not you hunt each other?

- Find out if what it is!
- Maybe, somehow agree?

Of course, we agree.

Fox will remain with me,
and you get out of my territory!

But without our fox is almost impossible.

Get out!

No, I saw you ever
something like that?

Frankly, never.

Tell me, why do not you go to the station?

- At the station? Where's Mike?
- Mike. Left.

Picked it up very cute, even the driver.

What?

So, gentlemen, I will not pretend
I know the answer to any question.

At least, I need
for this a couple of weeks.

I can not say anything bad about the product.
It's a damn good hair!

True-true.

The only thing I can not understand
why nobody in Europe wants to buy it.

As you know, the basic sales begin
after "the Paris Fair next month.

We will try to present our factory
surprise in the form of several orders. Thank you.

- Congratulations.
- Thank you.

- We are pleased to welcome you on board.
- And now let me get back to work.

- Mr. Simmons.
- Yes, sir?

- Do you mind if we chatted for a while?
- Sure.

Hello. This is for me?

- Yes.
- Thank you.

- So, Mr. Pickering's get started.
- Yes, sir.

Of course, all this is just an outline,
but it is visible to the general idea.

Here is the model suitable for both city
and for country walks.

It was used tweed black
brown and speckled.

Here is another model
of purple and black tweed

... For the Parisian fashion.

- And this ...
- Do you think that is why we put

... These cute girls in fur?

But, sir, we did sell products made of wool.

Of course, but it might be worth at least
hint that somewhere inside all this

... Is a charming woman?

Will you allow?

- Excuse me.
- Hello?

Yes.

Mrs. Harper.

- Hello.
- Hello, darling.

Oh! Me so much to tell you.

I spent the whole day with Vanessa,
and we visited wherever possible.

She knows everyone here and everyone.

And, incidentally, the first thing
we agreed about installing the phone.

Cool. Now you can call me more often.

Oh, Mike, Vanessa so help me!

She even hosted us credit in the market.

And in another place.

Do you know where?

At the hardware store.

That's why I'm calling you and.

To say that we have now
is a loan in the hardware store?

None. We need threetheethed plug.

And where do you think I should get
threetheethed this plug?

Well, he's probably,
sold somewhere in London.

Well, dear, I'll try.

- So far, Janet.
- Bye, darling.

Oh! Nine pence?

Would be better if it was worth the eight and six.

Just a moment. It's three big
copper coin?

So. And one silver.

Small?

And I do not have that.

Yes, I know that she has the same size
as the American dime

... But I just do not have it.

Tell me, American
dime will not do?

Tell me, Mr. Simmons,

... Why we do so well
Do not sell our wool?

In fact, our salespeople
competent enough.

Well, it's very nice to hear.

Then, perhaps, explain why these
wonderful salespeople do not sign a deal?

We work in "Baird Vulens.

But Willie Langsdorf
dislikes "Baird Vulens.

Willie Langsdorf? Is he the only one
buyer on the continent?

He is the only one whose opinion counted.
Langsdorf "ski pants."

2 million pairs per year.

He is not buying. Others are trying to understand
why, and also do not buy.

They follow him like a duck.

At least, something begins to dawn.

And what does this Langsdorf
as in we do not like it?

You. As, however, and all the rest
that were just at the table.

Apparently, something is
in the manual, "Baird"

... That makes others
keep us on the other side of the door.

But a good salesman should be able to
open any door with his foot.

But not in Europe. Here it is bad form.

In Europe, do not "sell" and not "buy."
Here are a "sell" and "buy".

And you must play better than any other.

you need to make people smile
when they hear the word "Baird".

Thank you.

Oh, thank you.

- Do you know an expert in making a martini.
- I begin to catch up.

And what is this your recipe for successful business management
all these years kept a secret?

No, of course. But it was enough just to anyone
put the dish into the oven,

... How to use it immediately begins
be any trouble.

For example, Parsons, your predecessor,

... Last year went to Paris
with the best intentions

... And died there,
tasted the soup of Marseilles.

McGregor, who was before him,
took with him to Paris, his wife.

Wait, wait.

I somehow do not quite understand.

This is one of the quirks Langsdorf.

If you want to be part of this community,
In no case do not bring his wife with him.

And if you do not like to go it alone,
You can bring along ... girlfriend.

But not his wife.

It's like a meeting of fellow soldiers.

This is their fun.
Absurd? Absurdity? Self-indulgence? Yes.

But do not forget about the "ski pants."

2 million pairs a year.

And about all this "quack-quack-style company.

I think we somehow have to
to take part of the care of these birds.

In particular, a few hours ago
One of them flew into London.

Kulkos, producer from Greece.

That is what, and would cost
"Lure" tonight.

No, no. Not today. The wife is waiting for me
a quiet family dinner.

This is the first home made dinner
over the past four days.

Homes will be dinner tomorrow.

This card table looks so stupid.

The first thing I buy is a dining
table georgianskom style.

Wonderful.

By the way, ma'am, meat is ready.

Already so much time? It's time to dress.

Wellington, you will again eat my flowers?

He will never go away from here, ma'am,
if you do not stop feeding him.

- I know.
- No, you look at it!

- Oh, Mrs. Ordli, do not forget the candles.
- You have now a holiday?

- I hope so.
- Oh, Wellington!

How much can you? Go home.

I have a wonderful time, Miss Heket.

You made my stay
the London unforgettable.

Thank you.

This weekend I will meet with Langsdorf

... And be sure to tell him,
that "Baird Vulens" are able to order wine.

Thank you very much. Godspeed.

- I am going all removed.
- Thank you.

Can I defer going to the movies.

You're very generous.

Thanks, not needed. Go.

Everything is fine.

Thank you, Doctor Darvell.
We were all fascinated

... Your amazing story
of rock formations in central Peru.

The next week, dear viewers,

... Professor Smeyzers read in our live

... a fascinating lecture
about Babylonian stationery.

And now - music for meditation

... performed by an ensemble of pipers
from the Orkney Islands.

I think I still have time for last train.

My car knows how to get to Kent.

Really? And I do not even know
how to get to the station.

Will the secretary
Seniority is only two weeks,

... Express my admiration for his superiors?

I would like to raise a glass for it.

You - a goat.

Mike! Mike, are you?

At least that was
while I dolbanulo!

Oh, you're hurt?

Oh, no! In total some half a million volts!

That's why I asked you to buy and
threetheethed plug.

- And you, apparently, the day he was looking for.
- I explained in a telegram.

- In what other telegram?
- I sent you a telegram.

- And where is she?
- I have no idea.

But I also have a question for you. Can
explain what makes a kid in our living room?

- His name is Wellington.
- His name is Wellington!

That is why it is in our living room.

I do not know how he ended up in the living room.

The last time I saw him in the backyard
poking around in flower pots.

I have absolutely nothing to
to do tonight

... And I decided something tint.

You know what, painted everything
that came under your arm?

I do not paint all
that came under my arm.

Only bread bins, coffee table
and the chair where you sit.

Janet, look at this!
No, you just look at it!

What else have you plans for today?
Perhaps the deluge?

You'll have to get us
from this suburban trap!

What is wrong with a country house?

nothing if it's for the city,
and not in another country.

In the city a lot of flats, and far
Not all are dealt with goats!

Does it matter where he lives?

- In some of our situation.
- Janet, I'm tired.

You're always going away from the conversation.

I just do not want to start a discussion.

And why is it interesting?
We have three years of not really communicating.

Your telegram, and she has not reached me.

And I, for one, would like to arrange a debate!

Fine. You then discuss,
I went to sleep.

So. It can be seen, would have to take everything as is.

For you, I'm just a wife.

Of course, you're my wife. It is from this
We repelled when married.

You're my wife for five years.

And so you think I'm something
self-evident?

Yes, just so you came to me and treat.
You do not even remember our wedding day!

That, today, huh?

- No, not today.
- Then why did you mention?

Because it's so like you,
Here's why!

What happens to the marriage after five years?

Previously, we went shopping,
generally did everything together.

If I bought a new dress
you admired.

When I changed the hairstyle, you say
how cute I look.

Well, well. You have a nice hairstyle.

The fact that I forget to say all these things

... Does not mean that I became
to you on a different attitude.

That's what I tell you.
If we now had to

... Go on honeymoon
you certainly would prefer to go alone.

Naturally. You probably would spend
all the time, perekrashivaya hotel room.

And you know what?
I even like the idea.

- And that's what it means?
- What do you think?

- Are you hinting for a divorce?
- Oh, Janet!

Listen, be reasonable. Now 3:00 am.

This is not the right time
to discuss such things.

I will open.

This is probably your kid back.

Very funny.

And do not do me a favor.
I am very open!

Excellent.

What, in fact,
let me go alone?

Well, let's go together.
Long live the unity!

Let me tell you something about life.
You might be interested to hear.

You wake Mrs. Ordli.

Mrs. Ordli already seen me
in all its glory. And for me you're not thinking?

You generally interested in the fact that tomorrow
to work for me? It does not bother you?

That's why we need and this house
so you could relax on weekends.

I wonder how it
You can relax in stock?

When I come home

... I always stumble on some
plumber, carpenter or plasterer.

We've got more staff
than in the Hilton Hotel.

Or maybe I do not want to rest? Can sometimes
I want to sit in good company?

Telegram for Mrs. Harper.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

Well?

It's up to you.

It says here that you do not come to supper.

Sweetheart, I'm sorry that I yelled at you.

I, too, was wrong.

You know, this house is really
resembles a warehouse.

- Expensive.
- What?

I will make every effort to
to next weekend

... Play the role of a villager.

You gasp!

- Just you gained weight.
- What are the terrible things you say!

All they made me. Immediately.

Who's talking
on the honeymoon alone?

Oh, I forgot, my dear. Door misalignment.

Carpenter promised tomorrow
from morning to fix it.

He said that he will remove it from its hinges
and will be held planers.

I will give Mr. Bellary that you have visited.

He will be terribly disappointed
that you have not found him.

- Goodbye.
- Goodbye.

Oh, Vanessa, I simply must
bring the house in order.

Maybe there are sellers of antiques,
to whom we might look today.

Paul Bellary - the only one.

If he does something not here, that's for sure
exists in one of its other stores.

He furnish your home in no time.

I very much count on that, because
husband feels very uncomfortable.

You know that this week
he had twice stayed overnight in the city?

And I must say I understand it.

I never allowed
I think Archie's sleep away from home

... Except for those three years,
when he was at war.

Then it seemed to me inappropriate
make a fuss about it.

Well, since we have nothing else to do,
maybe drink some tea?

Perhaps you can. Martini a bit early.

- I got a great idea!
- What?

Why do not you go to Mike?

Mrs. Harper?
Excuse me, what made you wait.

It's okay. I am pleased to
studied these beautiful fabrics.

Mr. Harper is now in the company of "Flat".
I called back.

- You will be very happy.
- Oh, you're not, not worth it.

I just thought, if he is not very busy,
We could, in general ...

- In any case, thank you, Miss Heket.
- I Miss Lynch.

Oh, Miss Lynch?
And what happened to Miss Heket?

Miss Heket now it ... personal secretary.

Well, of course. I just forgot.

Well, well, goodbye.

- Do not want another drop?
- Of course, thank you.

- Everything is going well?
- Excellent.

- You are a wonderful deal.
- Thank you.

Excuse me, lady, let me know

... Why we have made another circle
around the block?

I wanted the cost was
as close as possible to eight and six.

- The eight and six?
- It's all what I learned - eight and six.

- Oh! Thank you.
- Thank you.

- I Mrs. Harper.
- I know. I Miss Heket.

Oh! Hello.
My husband asked me to come.

Did I say to Miss Lynch. I did not think
what you really want to come.

Here is pretty boring. Cause, you know.

Too boring?

Glad to see you again.

Thank you.

When I saw you last time,
You communicate with the fox.

I beg your pardon.
Mr Sharif did not know where vermouth.

Let your coat.

Oh, thank you.

Sorry. Unexpected guest.

- Darling!
- Hello!

- In your office was told that I can come.
- Well, of course.

- Come, I'll introduce you to everyone.
- Mr. Harper, I must go.

- Oh, sorry ...
- Go-Go, my dear. I'll deal.

Thank you for coming.

Good afternoon. Do not want to?

Oh! Thank you very much.

- What is it?
- Smoked yak.

The most popular dish in my country.

Mr. Harper is able to receive visitors.

Yes, he knows how.

Fascinating!

You know, should note that smoked yak
much tastier than usual.

Oh, so you taste our kitchen!

In SoHo, there is one cafe.

Maybe today evening
we and you could ...

Honey, how are you?

Everything is wonderful.

You and Mr. Harper ...

Sorry.

And I really wanted was to offer
another place, in Kensington.

Very romantic music.

Music lung desert wind.

- Oh, excuse me, Mr. Harper.
- Yes, nonsense. Do not worry.

Claire, dear, bring me
please handkerchief.

Oh! Someone will
anything and there shed.

And the poor thing Mike
never do not have a handkerchief.

I bought him a few pieces.
I knew that sooner or later they will come in handy.

Excuse me, for God's sake, Mr. Harper.

All right, dear. I did. Thank you.

Do not worry.

- This is utter nonsense.
- Nonsense?

Of course. Mike is not the only
cheating husband in the world.

I'm sure, in London it now
that amount

... That they might well have
their representative in Parliament.

- I do not care about others.
- Well, of course.

Do you have a wonderful husband, my dear.

I would not itself off. Some of the shoulders which are worth!

We will return it.
So, whom would you choose us?

Teddy Olgeyt.

Excellent!

- Vanessa, I do not need a lawyer.
- And who says the lawyer?

We need a lover.

- Who?
- Lover.

Vanessa! Why do I need a lover?

Among other things,
then to return to her husband.

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

- From these flowers?
- From Vanessa.

And on what occasion?

If you want to know the truth,
this is for you to be decided

... That they are from a secret admirer
and began to get jealous.

But I asked her not to do so.

Well, thanks for your candor.

Of the two of us, somebody has to
To be honest, right?

Janet, I have a feeling
that you were again drawn to the conversation.

Do you mind if I drink coffee first?

You certainly did not expect
I know everything. With time.

- Learn about what?
- About it.

- I saw it on her clothes.
- Whose clothes?

Claire Heket. That someone!

- A full rack of clothes!
- Full rack? Wait a minute!

You do not casually talk about whether those
six suits from the show?

No, I'm talking about six ...

From what show?

I work clothes made of wool.

And we are holding screenings of the clothes.

I did not think you're so suspicious.

Now I understand why you do yesterday
so suddenly disappeared.

And when you only find time
to suspect me?

There was only one show,

... And you and your little evil
gremlinshu already suffered.

If you had a better eye on these
costume designer, she saw there would be tabs.

But they were her size.

Oh! And I ask you could not?
Well, of course. Why?

You immediately rushed her to the
Dorothy Dix of Mayfair.
(Alias Amer. Journalist Elizabeth Gilmer,
cat. led the section "Tips for love and marriage")

And they were all in it do ... spirit!

Parcel for Mrs. Harper.

Parcel for Mrs. Harper!

Know what I'm going to do?
I take a shower, shave, get dressed

... And loans compilation
unholy plans for the day.

And tell her that she did not dare
more you buy scarves!

"Love the lyrics of the Elizabethan era."

Yesterday - spirits before - powder. You know ...

Janet! Lover, I mean
the present lover

... Would not be so primitive.

You know best.

Janet, I could just hit the ceiling,

... If he did not know
that all this is a stupid joke.

You told Vanessa that I am going to Scotland?

It could make a brief respite.
Why bother so,

... If I'm still not here
to be jealous?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Fun last?

What fun? Vanessa for anything
not be lowered to such.

I could throw you.
I drive better and better.

Honestly.

Hello?

Hello?

On the phone is clearly something wrong.

Or someone of us
too shy friend.

I'll call you from Scotland.

Godspeed, dear.

And do not even think there is the smoked cod.
Do not forget - you have heartburn from it.

Hello?

This is Mr. Larsen, a glazier.

Hello, Mr. Larsen.

Bye!

Give here!

Utterly insolent!
Already puts little notes!

Well, I'll wait.

Since when is her name is Paul Bellary?

Goodbye.

Mike!

Mike, you forgot a suitcase!

- Bellary?
- Graves, sir.

Cecil Graves. What can I do, sir?

And where Bellary?

- At the auction, sir.
- Okay.

Give him something from Mike Harper.

Let stop buzz around my wife,

... Or he will have to collect
their teeth across London. Clear?

Maybe I did not see him before I left.

Suit you, if I leave him a note?

- What are you doing here?
- You forgot your bag.

Thank you. I was just going to send for him.

And you forgot to read what was
on the other side of the note.

- What?
- I never saw Paul Bellary.

He was going to visit us.

But could not come at the appointed time
and, therefore, sent flowers.

When I can not come at the appointed
time, I do not send flowers.

But it's not you. He - a European.

Hmmm. Embarrassment.

Why did not you say earlier?

I was almost nailed it
pathetic subject in the shop Bellary.

Can not be! This dear Mr. Graves?

I hope you do not hit him?

How can we strike a man who
wears starched collar?

And this, from the flower shop,
also inherited.

Messenger from the flower shop?

Let's not talk about it.
I already feel like a idiot.

Well, what do you say?

Vanessa's plan still worked!

you and really thought that all these
gifts from a mysterious admirer!

Why would it I think so?

Yet, you thought so.

And I'm very pleased.

Well, if you nice, pleasant, and me.

Mrs. Ordli! I. ..

Hello.

- Hello.
- I Paul Bellary.

You Mrs. Harper?

Yes, yes, I'm Mrs. Harper.

Pleased to meet you, Mr. Bellary.

I thought you at the auction.

I was there.

Why did not you call?

Actually, I was going, but after a visit
Your husband in my shop

... I'm fired up curiously looking at you.

But maybe you do not want
to meet with me?

Die at the hands of your husband,
not knowing for what, or rather because of whom,

... Would be unfair.

Mr. Bellary, my husband
terribly sorry about what happened.

Honestly, he's very upset.

A man who protects a woman's honor,
worthy of respect.

Maybe get down to business?

I do not even know.
Under the circumstances,

- ... Right, somehow ...
- The circumstances of the past.

Let's start with this room.

In my opinion, there is work to do.

- Oh, yeah, you're right.
- As, however, and ...

Several representatives of local
fauna have decided to take over our patronage.

Promising start.

- Charming!
- You know, in France ...

Look! This is also a dining table
georgianskom in style!

I know him because he is
in my book about the interiors.

- Just good copy.
- And looks like the real thing.

We could refurbish it and ...
all that jazz.

You need a copy?

All I need - to the table
with a celebratory dinner is not swayed.

At the same time you just take food.
At georgianskom - you tastes!

We will find you a table on which
can make a real feast.

Feast, eh? Okay.

George, check out these papers, please.

- And we still went to the factory.
- Okay.

- Claire?
- Come.

Are you ready? We must go to the factory.

I think this is quite
can occur at the factory.

Well, we're not able to work
24 hours a day, right?

I always thought that in Scotland
pretty cool.

- A little higher, please.
- Yes, sir.

Oh, Paul! Here, just like summer!
Terrific!

For this, I'll give you a special dinner.

Today we dine in Paris.

In Paris?

- He said "in Paris?
- Yes, ma'am.

Charming city, Paris.

Something of the things that I bought on the Riviera
recently arrived in my Parisian shop.

And, in particular, a dining table
georgianskom in style.

This?

- Well, of course.
- For the feast?

You can look at it.

If you wish.

- But I can not go to Paris!
- Why? To Paris, only an hour.

We could go back to 18:00 or 19:00.

But this is an entirely different country!
Really?

Oh, yeah.

Since the days of William the Conqueror.

Oh, Paul!

You understand that, in his first
trip to Paris, I should take Mike.

I just suggested.

And besides, I'm waiting for a plumber.

Oh! This is a good reason.

I mention this only because
with the anniversary of your wedding.

Oh, nonsense.

You can buy it
to the next anniversary.

Mrs. Ordli can meet
plumber, is not it?

I do not know.

No, I can not.

Paris!

Why, indeed?

For Paris!

Just do not say that you have
tickled his nose.

But I really tickled.

Still - Champagne at that hour.

Champagne can be drunk at any time.

- Thank you, I no longer need.
- And in any quantity.

Thank you.

Hi, Gene.

This is where I live.

- Not the most fashionable district of Paris, but ...
- Here, wonderful!

- But here the real life.
- Fascinating!

Here we are.

Open Sesame!

- It did not work.
- Locked. But Ali Baba was the key.

He wanted to hide it, but the key had
really was. Me.

- Where do we go from here?
- Go to the concierge for the key.

Ou est Alfred?

- Alfred - is her husband?
- Yes.

They are going to visit grandma, you know?

And Alfred helps her out of the bistro
on the other side of the street.

Hello.

Bonjour. Ca va?

Bonjour. Ca va?

C'est Madame Bellari?

Non, non, non, mon petite.

Votre fiancee?

Non, elle est Madame Harper.

Tu sais elle est Americaine.

- Americaine?
- Oh, oui.

Vous connaissez Rock Hudson?

With Rock Hudson? Oh, no.

- Cary Grant?
- No.

- Daniel Boone?
- No.

Elle n'est pas Americaine.

They do not believe that you are American.

Oui!

Thank you.

Merci beaucoup.

Here is a little family!

What is it? I need it?

- He wants to treat you.
- How cute! Thank you.

- It's wine!
- Of course, wine.

Did they not supposed to drink Coca-Cola
or something like that?

Only the wine. The French wine is considered
best friend of the mother.

- No, thanks.
- Refuse - means to offend.

Thank you.

Drink well. Drink.

Well, if that helps peoples' friendship ...

- Au revoir.
- Ciao.

- You turned the head of these children.
- In my opinion, it is they turn my head.

Open up!

Wow! This is the bed!

This is an exact copy of Josephine's bed.

Really?

- How do I look?
- And how do you feel?

As Josephine.

I'm flattered.

And we start up with him on a plane?

Perhaps we can
shove it under the seat.

I even do not care how much it costs.

I hope not too expensive?

But for you ...

Madame Harper.

Dinner was excellent!

- And now let's go to dinner.
- Oui.

Look! Look at this!

Thank you.

I like it here.

I have no doubt.

Terribly thirsty.

Genet. Etienne.

- Madame, enchante.
- Enchante, Etienne.

- What did he say?
- He said it was a cool kick.

Thank you.

Tell him that after getting hit
I'm dying of thirst.

- You finished?
- Yes.

To the bottom!

Great!

Thank you.

There is so much fun!

- Janet, raise a glass.
- Paul, how much can you?

I have a toast. For you!

- For me!
- During your first visit to Paris!

- To the bottom!
- To the bottom!

Hungry?

- Scary.
- Me too.

This is for you.

The only words I know
in this song, it's "au revoir".

That's good that you do not know the rest.

Why?

You see,

... That is to say, "Men's" song.

Several indecent.

Really?

- Tell me.
- Oh, no, no.

Oh, come on. Certainly, it is not so
and indecent. They all sing it here.

Okay, now tell.

When dad parted with his mother,
it just says "au revoir".

But she knows that he'll be back.

So she sits and waits for it ...

... At home.

"Au revoir" - it was not so sad.
It's just a goodbye with a smile.

Is that all?

- And what's so indecent?
- This was my version.

Now tell their version.

Do not!

- Why?
- I was joking!

I immediately jotted down a couple of new sketches.
Do not want to endorse?

Of course. Thanks, John.

Here on this today and finish.
Tomorrow, the anniversary of our wedding

... And I'm going to surprise his wife by
that do not forgotten about it.

Thank you, Johnny.

Yes?

- This is from Kent.
- Oh, great.

Hello, Janet?

She flew to Paris, Sir.

In fact, she promised to come back to 18:00.

But as tonight
I'm going to the movies,

... I'll leave her a note. Goodbye.

Thank you.

In Paris? What is she doing in Paris?

- Personally, I much comes to mind.
- Thank you, George.

Do not worry. Perhaps she wanted to
buy a new perfume or a dress.

- To better prepare for the celebration.
- Kidding, right?

She was even a trip to Downtown Evansvil scary.

There are two things that my wife
can not tolerate:

... The city center and extra glass of wine.

I apologize.

- Hey! Where are they?
- At home. The fog thickens.

Brouillard.

- At home?
- Come on.

We need to catch the airport.

I burst into tears, and you do not try
to go out without me.

I'm going to catch a taxi, Paul.
Hey Paul, I went to catch a taxi.

Hey, taxi!

Hey, taxi!

Janet!

Janet, where are you?

I'm looking for taxi service.

Hey, taxi!

Taxi!

Janet!

Janet! You get lost!

Do not worry about me, Paul.
I can see everything perfectly.

You see?

You are not Paul.

My name is Alphonse, mademoiselle.

- Au revoir.
- Au revoir.

Hey! Are you handsome!

Hey, Paul!

This, too, are not you!

Keep talking. So I can find you.

Hey, come here. You want to go with me?

Wellington will be glad to see you.

This is a goat.

I knew I'd find you
close to some small animals.

Come on. We must return to the bench.

Hey, wait a minute!

Au revoir, handsome.

Wait, wait.

Give me your hand. Here here. Here.

Beware - the table.

- Great fun.
- I called the airport.

- Look at his feet. Here are 4 steps.
- Second, Third, Fourth.

Order.

You would never would have found me
so fast, if not the horse.

It seems that your visit to Paris
a few drags on.

I'll order you a room.

Why do I need hotel?

At the airport I was told
that the fog did not dissipate until morning.

- Yes they are good at understanding.
- Oh! "Ritz". You'll like.

We go to the airport immediately.

And we'll get there
even before they dissipate.

No, no, no. Please, Janet,
do not go out into the street.

Listen, I know about the mists of all.

They are gathering ... and then dissipate.

Hey, Paul!

How could this happen?

Are we locked up?

This must be done concierge,
until I called the airport.

So call her and say,
that it has opened.

None. It will not work: there is no phone

... And open only from outside.

What could be simpler?
Go outside and open.

Oh! Oh, Janet!

Why are we so funny?

I have never trapped
in his own shop with a woman.

And so it was impossible to get out!

What, indeed?

Indeed.

Because the shutters are out on the
doors even thicker than these.

Really?

Nothing, rely on me.

Where's the phone?

Remembered.

now call Mike
and tell him everything.

He just die of laughter.

- Oh! Hello, Mr. Harper.
- Hello.

I went back for a warm coat.

Mrs. read my note?

What? No! But the note is very sweet.

Something has happened, sir? Its still not?

- Where is she?
- As you can see, we both do not know.

But she promised to return by 18:00.
And the same is said that man.

What man?

Operator, are you sure
that he left the hotel?

Oh, dear.

Hey! And maybe he's at home?

Could you please call me at home?

What?

You do not know my number.

Good evening.

Mike! We owe your visit?

Are you familiar with the couple, Ashton-Smith
and Colonel Carruthers?

Hello.

- I had no idea that you have already returned.
- Allow me to steal it from you for a moment.

Tell me where I can find that your
"Furniture" friend Bellary in Paris?

Do not want something to drink?

No, I do not. I need my wife.

You want to say that Janet's in Paris?

Yes, in Paris, the sexual
maniac, with which you have reduced it.

Stop it, Mike, Bellary true gentleman
with a sophisticated, urbane.

Do you think that the maniac can not
possess all these qualities? Address!

You are too hasty in conclusions.
Well, Janet in Paris.

And why do you think she went there?
For the French loaf?

If you spent with her
a little more time

... You would know that Janet's absolutely
incapable of anything bad.

That's why I'm looking for and it. I want to
spend time with her for a while. Address!

Operator, you hear me?

Could you please continue to dial in?

That's it.

Hello, operator?

You continue to dial in?

Dozva-and-a-anivatsya?

Well, the heat!

Hey, operator!

Listen, the operator

... Try one more time, please.

Yet only one for once!

What?

Okay, operator. All clear.

Hey, Paul,

... Need to somehow get out.

Home no one answers.

Hey, Paul! Let me out!

Genet.

Where were you?

Go here.

I think I've had enough.

Oh, Janet, you forget where you are.

A little bit more.

In Paris, no one can say
had enough champagne.

And you know why?

- No.
- Because champagne

... It is the drink of love.

And love - is the soul of Paris.

- How romantic.
- Thank you.

No, honestly.

For Paris!

For Paris!

For love!

For love!

For love!

Tickles!

For the Eiffel Tower!

For the Eiffel Tower!

Just imagine:

... A week ago, we were not even familiar with,

... And now here we are,

... Cut off from the rest of the world.

That night we will never forget.

Hey, Paul.

I think I was going to be sick now.

Sick?

No! No, Janet.

Do not.

On the controversy?

Janet! Janet!

We're in Paris!

Janet, do not. Do not, Janet.

Hey! You are already awake!

Good morning.

Drink. You feel better.

I do not drink anything fizzy.

Oh, come on. Drink.

Paul?

What was yesterday?

Yesterday?

First, you have touched a bit of champagne

... Well, then ...

Do not. Do not tell me.

Oh, Paul!

As soon as you drink it,

... You'll soon be much better.

Look, Janet,
does not need so upset.

Maybe you want some coffee?

Paul, how do you ... How could you?

Mike!

Male?

No, no, no. Do not worry.
I did explain it all.

Mr. Harper!

Happy anniversary!

Mike!

Mike!

Monsieur Langsdorf, to the phone.

Monsieur Langsdorf, to the phone.

Chasseur! C'est moi.

This is probably the wife calls from Vienna.
Wants to ask, well I landed.

- In my opinion, very successfully, however, schatzie?
- Ah, you rogue!

I have a flash.

Monsieur Harper.

Today I'll be busy all day, and if all
goes well, the evening will be drunk as a lord.

- You call again.
- Fine. I'm getting popular.

I think you're still
should talk with her.

I have already congratulated her on her anniversary.

- What is it?
- Langsdorf.

Mr 'ski pants "in person?

If we are able to receive an invitation
an appointment, our wool goes into the mountain.

George, we get an invitation.

Oh, Simmons said.

Mr. Langsdorf, you still
do not know Mr. Harper?

Hello.

We already know everything about you
from our mutual friend Kulkosa.

There does not seem that it can be
dump Marseilles fish soup.

Oh, I'm able to eat any quantity.

And for dessert
would not refuse from the "Sacher cake."

"Sacher cake! And you, it turns out
connoisseur of the Viennese dessert!

Oh, and a great connoisseur!

Alisa Petrova.

You look appetizing than "Sacher cake."

Oh, he's just ducky!

Waiting for you tonight.

Oh, thank you. I will definitely come.

Maybe I can pick up
You 'company' for this evening?

I do not think that this will be a necessity.

If I may, I still have a case.

He did not need the "Company"?

For this case, he probably
has its own bakery.

I saw this in London.
His personal secretary, better than any dessert.

True, Simmons?

Sure. Sorry.

Look at it in the evening.

And you're right. He really did not like
on the former leaders of the Baird.

London, please.

I would like to speak to Miss Claire Heket.
Mayfair, 3925.

In what room Mr. Mike Harper?

That's good. Until the evening.

Excuse me, ma'am, we can not
call you his room number.

But you do not understand, I am ...

- Mr Simmons!
- Mrs. Harper. Nice to meet.

Thank you. Mike at home?

- I must speak with him.
- Come with me.

Came a terrible misunderstanding,
I wish him all about ...

Where are you taking me?

Mrs. Harper, I can not stand
interfere in the affairs of others,

... But it is better if you go back to Kent.

In Kent? I do not want to Kent!
I must speak with Mike!

- He is now unable to speak.
- So, let's listening.

- I'll sit here and wait for him.
- No.

- Yes!
- No way.

Hey, Simmons!

Are you familiar with Ingrid? She is the chief
one of the shops of our factory in Gothenburg.

And the name of your girlfriend?

This is ... This is ... she said.

That is ... Forgive us, please.
We are in a hurry.

On!

Mr. Simmons! I would like to know
what is happening here!

And that means it's your "it - it?

You see, so did not immediately explain.
I could not imagine how you ... wife.

As a wife? But I have a wife!

It's pretty silly, but in the next three days
You will not see here men with their wives.

- What is it all nonsense?
- I agree, crap. But an indisputable fact.

This is just incredible!

Hence, all of them ...

And this "head shop"?

Mr Zernak.

- And this?
- And this one.

And this?

No, this is probably not.
In any case, not so early.

Well, you know! I do not understand how you only have
there is time for the meeting.

Yes, it is sometimes difficult
assemble a quorum.

O, Simmons! Now I understand
why you threw us in such a rush!

- Well, I ...
- I'm not familiar with this diamond.

- Do not know?
- Do you think I forgot to do it?

Mr. Langsdorf, is ...
You've already know Mike Harper?

Well, of course! Personal secretary.

Whole hand. You should visit us today.

Senor Carvell! Do not disappoint me.

- We were close to failure.
- He thinks I'm Claire Heket!

Look, Claire Heket now in London.

Hop on a plane and see for yourself.

But, Mr. Simmons, I am now
I can not return home.

At least, not met with Mike
and without explaining to him what happened yesterday.

You have no idea. He's just furious.

Perhaps, the registrar knows where he is.

Here, it is not.
He'll be back only in the evening at the reception.

Hence, I come to the reception.

At the reception? No, what you are, this is impossible!

It would nullify all its efforts,
If it turns out that he brought with him a wife.

Hence, they do not know that he brought his wife.

- What?
- Mr. Simmons, give this thing to me.

So, let me think. Why would you start?
Oh, start right here.

Operator, London, please.

- I'm looking for Janet. Where is she?
- Do not have a clue.

Listen to me.
All morning I did not answer her calls,

... And now I'm worried in earnest.

Wait! In my opinion, I vmazal you
the jaw. Why do you have a black eye?

The fact is that after you
"Vmazali me in the jaw,

... Janet began to insist
I caught up to you and everything you explained.

I refused, and then it ...

Oh!

Janet put you ...

- Do not be!
- Can-can. And how.

- That's funny.
- Yeah. Very funny.

Janet!

Especially considering

... After that I had to go through
due to the fact that your wife

... Wanted to buy the dining table
the anniversary of your wedding.

- So that's why she came here!
- So that's why she came here.

And now, she probably on the way home.

Wedding anniversary.

Come on. I'll treat you to lunch

... And tell you all about this
Romantic Parisian night.

- No, to me.
- Wait.

- Oh! With me!
- Sorry, dear.

Excuse me, Mr. Harper has not yet returned?

Harper?

Sorry, Mademoiselle. The key is in place.

Thank you.

Which is your ?

Did not understand.

Who's Your Man?

Mike Harper.

cutie!

Do not be surprised if I steal it.

The key to the 207-th, please.

Thank you.

Operator, says Mr. Simmons.
Did anyone call me?

Sorry, I'll call. Thank you.

Oh, Mr. Simmons! Good evening.

Named Baird Vulens "

... I forbid you to go there.

- I'm not leaving until I see my husband.
- Listen ...

Mr. Simmons, do not think
I get pleasure from it.

- George!
- Claude!

I'm glad to see you. I look forward to
our tomorrow's meeting.

I saw some of your tissues
and can not wait to talk about them.

I am too. This Monsieur Reynar. And this is Claire Heket.

- Miss Claire Heket.
- Hello.

- Enchante.
- Claire Heket! Oh, sorry!

Shall we dance?

Allow coat?

There are no words to convey
I'm happy to see you, Miss Heket.

Thank you.

That's what I call "personal secretary".

Oh, Mr. Langsdorf!

You are a turning point for "Baird Vulens.

I think I know what the switch
attention this year.

Oh, how wonderful!

I do not know how to thank you.

And I know. Come with me to Vienna.
Will my personal secretary.

This is a very flattering offer,
Mr. Langsdorf,

... But I can not leave Mike.

Kulkos!

Introduce me to this
charming creature.

We must be careful with the champagne.

You have already met with her in London.
This is Claire Heket!

But this Heket Claire - not the private secretary,
who was with Harper in London.

I know Harper. Probably all of its
personal secretaries, he calls Claire Heket.

- It's all very strange.
- No, just his "routine" training.

- Let?
- Two minutes. Whole hand.

- Oh, Mr. Langsdorf ...
- Please, just Willie.

Oh, Willie, I'm so tired, and if you do not mind

- ... I would like to visit ...
- Certainly, certainly.

But keep in mind when it's over here,
we will continue to feast in my room.

In a very narrow circle.

Really, I do not know.

- I will not let you, until I hear "yes."
- Yes.

Whole hand.

- Mike!
- Janet!

- Where were you?
- What are you doing here and what kind of outfit?

- Do not say anything.
- All right. I had dinner with Paul

... And he told me everything.

Okay, but now you must
listen to my version.

- Believe me, no matter what he said ...
- Absolutely everything.

Oh, Mike!

You have no idea
through what I went through.

Yes, I know.

- No, I do not know.
- Tell me something.

What?

It was a side to the left or the right line?

- Straight from the right.
- I thought so!

You know that now Bellary
Fingal hefty eye?

Seriously?

- Nonsense, the tumor was already asleep.
- Thank God.

But the table has risen in price.

You bought it?

Do you like him?

I like you.

And I emphatically do not care
there Langsdorf think about the wives.

Cute, but Langsdorf knows
I'm your wife.

- He was confident that I ... Well, you know.
- No, I do not understand.

Listen, they're sure I'm yours
personal secretary Claire what's-her-there.

- Oh, let it go!
- Yet.

And as it is only in my head come from?

I do not know. And as usual
it comes into their head?

Honey, we do not
become like them.

Do you think Claire Heket here?
Darling, Claire in London.

Expensive?

Do you think I dare to
lie to a woman with your stroke?

Maybe back in the hall?

Or maybe better go up
in the room and drink champagne?

I agree. But you still
is there seem to be.

Do not forget about the "ski pants."

Well, maybe for a minute.
And then immediately go up, okay?

Wait a minute! What's this?

I go to the image.

Well, come here!

Mike, darling.

What, dear?

You know what I want for our anniversary?

None. What?

Divorce.

Anything, my dear.

What?

Claire!

A taxi will arrive in 15 minutes.

Until you sit down, and I'll call you.

Thank you.

not want to be my personal secretary?

Having worked with Mike Harper, I found
it's terribly boring post.

In Claude Reynara you will not get bored.

It's time already find someone who can
I estimate at its true worth.

you want to say that Harper did not appreciate you?

For him, there are only two things:
Work and wife.

Come, my dear. I know chudnenky
ballroom, which is open till morning.

Oh, Miss Heket!

- Something you ranenko.
- Yes here.

You are now the soul of society.
Oh, sorry. Miss ...

We are familiar with. By the way, Claire,

... When you see Harper,
Tell him that I was fired.

- A room in which he?
- The 203-cm.

Bonjour.

Bonjour.

Find it.

I do not care. Check all flights
and call me in the 207th number.

What? Well.

- Keep. Thank you.
- Oh, merci beaucoup.

Be kind.

Hello.

Mr. Langsdorf, let me go.
This is not what you think.

Miss Heket! Better late than never.

Wunderbar!

No way. Stop!

- You should be ashamed!
- Should be. But I'm not ashamed.

Help! Police! Help!

You for it planted, Mr. Langsdorf.

Help! Police!

Help!

Miss Heket!

Somebody help me!

Hey! Help! Anyone!

Help!

Do not run so fast!

to the rescue!

- Help!
- It's me! Willy!

Oh, help me!

Please help! Do not go!

No, no, no!

Miss Heket, not so fast!

Miss Heket! Miss Heket!

Miss Heket!

- Help!
- Miss Heket!

- Schatzie!
- Oh, help!

- Janet!
- Schatzie!

Janet!

- Help! Meine Frau!
- Your who?

My wife!

Meine Frau!

- Help! Police!
- Janet!

Help! Somebody help me!

Janet!

It's me!

Mike!