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Look, we all know
Scully has the hardest head,
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but what concerns me
is the speed factor.
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- Squad, listen up!
- Not now, Terry.
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We're having an argument
about who would win in a fight
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if we couldn't use our arms.
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Everyone agrees, I'd bite the best.
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Meaningless! True strength comes
from the pelvis, not the mouth.
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- There's been an assassination attempt!
- What?
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And you let us just sit around
talking about Boyle's pelvis?
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I didn't let you!
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Councilman Bosworth was giving
a speech at Garfield Plaza.
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He was shot in the shoulder.
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Now, he's in stable condition,
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but the shooter's still at large!
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We have to move!
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We're locking down a ten-block
radius around the scene.
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No traffic in or out.
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We think our man
is still inside the area.
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ESU is on-site.
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I'll be leading the op
from a mobile command center.
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Santiago is running perimeter control.
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Peralta, you're in charge
of the manhunt for the shooter.
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Oh, my God, it's a manhunt.
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And I'm the Manhunter.
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And I'm your sidekick, the Boyhunter.
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- Come on, dude.
- I'm gonna be on the news.
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I'm gonna look straight
into the camera and say,
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"If the shooter is watching,
I hope you like living
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between St. Charles Place
and Connecticut Ave."
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- I don't get it.
- It's from "Monopoly."
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That's where jail is.
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Whatever, it was a good line.
Keep briefing!
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- _
- Diaz, Santiago,
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the Command Tent's
on the northeast corner.
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We need to work fast.
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The mayor's only given us five hours
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until the barricades are lifted.
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Five hours?
Tell him the Manhunter only needs one.
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Love that,
but I'm gonna keep it at five.
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It's already way too little time.
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All right, I'm seeing security cameras.
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I need all that footage.
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I need forensics
to run a full sweep of...
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Hey, what are all these
civilians doing here?
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Who's responsible for securing
the area, who screwed this up?
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Hi, I'm Officer Debbie Fogle.
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I'm so sorry,
my partner's on crowd control.
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I don't know where he went.
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It's his first week on the job,
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so he's still learning the ropes.
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All right, listen, Fogle.
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We have a councilman in the hospital
and his shooter is still at large.
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We don't have time
for this incompetence.
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I want your partner
off the case, what's his name?
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It's Raymond Holt.
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Oh!
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It's Dad... I mean, Captain Holt!
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I mean, Captain Dad.
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I mean, Officer Holt.
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I mean, Officer Dad.
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Yep, that was it.
Officer Dad, I found it.
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Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian
www.addic7ed.com
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Detective, I thought
I saw a clue on the sidewalk.
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I apologize for not
properly securing the scene.
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No need to apologize,
I wasn't even that mad.
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You said you wanted
whoever messed up off the case.
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It doesn't matter.
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The point is, no one
needs to get in trouble.
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Look, you don't have to pity me
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just because Madeline Wuntch
demoted me for a year.
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I've been stripped of my accomplishments
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and lost the respect
of everyone in my life...
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including my dog.
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Cheddar? No.
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Yes! Now...
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- he only poops for Kevin.
- Oh, sir.
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We don't have time to take all this in,
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there's a shooter on the loose!
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Are you guys gonna be okay
working together or not?
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Of course we will,
I took an oath to protect this city
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no matter what my rank.
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I have no problem
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with Detective Peralta
being my commander.
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And I have no problem commanding him.
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Here, watch this.
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Captain, will you please
lock down North 3rd Street,
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if that's okay with you, Captain?
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It certainly is!
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Impressed?
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You said "please" and you
called him "Captain" twice.
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Yeah, we don't have time
for this, Lieutenant.
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There's a shooter on the loose!
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- _
- Traffic is shut down.
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Civilians are being funneled
into the checkpoints.
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Good, just wish my guys over here
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could be a little more efficient.
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Yeah, I'm looking at you,
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Detective Fuzzy Paws!
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Is this Amy-hates-dogs-Amy
or Amy-extra-stressed-Amy?
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It's both Amys!
I'm under a lot of pressure.
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And also, that dog is a piece of trash!
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Okay.
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I can tell something else is going on,
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you don't have to pretend
to be mad at the dog.
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First of all, I'm not pretending.
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That dog sucks!
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Also...
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My period's late,
I think I might be pregnant.
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- Oh, damn.
- I can't be pregnant!
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Jake and I agreed to wait
at least a year until we tried.
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I haven't found an OB,
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I'm not on any preschool waiting lists,
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and I spent all of yesterday
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in a room with Hitchcock
and his new cologne,
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which can't be good for the baby...
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it is literally called
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Zika!
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Okay, relax,
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You're probably not pregnant,
it's entirely possible
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Hitchcock's cologne
disrupted your cycle.
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Right, yes.
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That is a very real possibility.
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- Santiago!
- Ah!
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What's going on here?
Is everything okay?
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Yeah, totes!
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Right, Rosa?
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Uh, totes.
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Why is everyone being all weird today?
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Just get back to work and be normal.
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Yes, sir! Will do, we'll be normal.
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Nothing to stress about here.
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Hey, Fuzzy Paws!
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I'm paying you to work,
not lick your butthole!
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Yeah, I'm gonna get you
a pregnancy test.
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_
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Okay, I know you haven't
done this in a while,
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so here's a tip... keep your hat on.
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Because of all the standing still,
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the pigeons think we're statues
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and they will poop on you or peck you.
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Both are bad.
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Thank you for the helpful tip.
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Oh, I've got a ton of them.
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They're mostly about
the dangers of standing.
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A year on the beat
without prescription insoles
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can take two years off your life.
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Any way to speed the process up?
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Okay, I've got
a funny guy for a partner.
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But seriously, you have to
monitor your foot health.
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I'll gonna send you
a pedometer app that I use.
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You're gonna love it.
It has robust social features.
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We can give each other "foot-fives"!
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No, thank you,
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I keep count of my steps in my head,
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like a normal person.
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I'm up to 6,743 for the day.
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- _
- Okay Boyle, it's time for the Manhunter
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to hunt... man.
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♪ Ooh, here he comes ♪
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♪ Watch out, men, he'll hunt you down ♪
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♪ Ooh, here he comes ♪
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♪ Jake's a manhunter! ♪
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Charles... I love that.
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Keep doing the song
while I work the scene.
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You got it!
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Okay, bullet lodged there
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is 4 feet below the hole in the backdrop
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indicating a trajectory
of about 15 degrees,
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which means the shot was taken
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from either the second or third floor
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of one of the buildings
across the plaza.
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♪ Ooh, here he comes ♪
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That building's windows don't open.
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♪ Watch out men, he'll hunt you down ♪
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- That one's obscured by trees.
- ♪ Ooh, here he comes
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Which means that the shooter
must've been located...
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On the sky bridge.
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♪ Jake's a manhunter ♪
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- Officer Holt.
- Mm.
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I thought I stationed you...
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not here!
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Right.
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I'm just here in the plaza
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looking for, um...
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this!
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A half-eaten box of McNuggets?
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- Yup, it's my lunch.
- Uh-huh.
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And what type of food is a McNugget?
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Some type of a... paella?
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You had to know that was a bad guess.
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Well, the point is, I needed my paella
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and I noticed the sky bridge,
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so I thought I might be of some help,
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but I'll just go back
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and stand next to a piece of police tape
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and do nothing.
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Wait, stop.
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How would you like to stick around
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and assist on the case?
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You sure, Jake, I mean,
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there's only room for one Manhunter.
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Boyle is right,
I don't want to overstep.
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You're not overstepping.
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I mean, he interrupted
the song, but whatever.
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Great, I'll just leave my paella
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on the ground, save it for later.
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We all know that's not your lunch!
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So, the shooter was standing right here.
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A standard long gun
would've ejected the casing
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right over...
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there, where Holt
is already putting down
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an evidence marker.
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Yes, I found it quite quickly.
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Great, thank you for saving
me the trouble of doing my job.
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Oh, sorry.
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Would you like me to pick
the evidence marker back up
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so you can place it on the ground?
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- Yes!
- No, of course not.
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Good work.
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I bet the shooter went that way.
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- Sorry.
- Yeah, it's okay.
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Follow me to the service entrance.
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Ugh, we did it again. I'm so sorry.
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- It's really no problem.
- Great!
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Follow me, everyone!
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Wait, what?
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Security footage showed
no cars leaving the area,
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so our shooter
must've left here on foot.
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He's taking over your case, Jake.
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You have to stop him.
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Well, you know, it takes a true leader
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to let someone else lead.
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Ugh, sounds exactly
like something I would say.
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Snap out of it.
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Look, it's fine, I just...
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I feel sorry for him, okay?
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His assignment was
standing next to tape.
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I'm still gonna crack the case.
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- I cracked the case.
- Come on!
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Hot dog man, tell them what you told me.
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I saw a guy, mid-height, brown hair,
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and a green hoodie with an owl on it.
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He had a big bag
and he was running like hell.
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It sounds like our guy.
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All right, let's call it in to
give a statement to the press.
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Great idea.
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He knows that I meant I would
give the statement, right?
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And if the shooter's watching,
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I hope you like living
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between St. Charles Place
and Connecticut Avenue.
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Because that's where jail is
in "Monopoly."
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A great line from a great man,
or should I say,
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Manhunter.
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Yeah, he overstepped.
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- _
- Boyle, gather everyone up.
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00:07:35,517 --> 00:07:36,605
Oh, we starting a burn book about Holt?
257
00:07:36,649 --> 00:07:37,606
Let's drag him, baby!
258
00:07:37,650 --> 00:07:39,173
No, someone saw our hoodie guy.
259
00:07:39,216 --> 00:07:40,522
Right, we'll do the burn book later.
260
00:07:40,566 --> 00:07:42,255
Attention, everyone,
we have a possible sighting
261
00:07:42,291 --> 00:07:43,597
of our shooter on Hoyt Street.
262
00:07:43,633 --> 00:07:45,272
Detective Boyle and I
will take Alpha unit.
263
00:07:45,308 --> 00:07:46,763
- Smith, Fox...
- You guard the burn book.
264
00:07:46,799 --> 00:07:47,901
- Charles, no.
- Stand down.
265
00:07:47,937 --> 00:07:49,095
You take Bravo unit.
266
00:07:49,131 --> 00:07:50,734
The rest of you,
continue to sweep the area
267
00:07:50,770 --> 00:07:52,032
in case this lead doesn't pan out.
268
00:07:52,076 --> 00:07:53,599
The clock is ticking, go, go, go!
269
00:07:53,642 --> 00:07:55,818
Where should I go, Detective?
I'd love to be of service.
270
00:07:55,862 --> 00:07:58,125
Captain Holt! I mean... dude!
271
00:07:58,169 --> 00:07:59,866
I haven't seen you since
your big news conference
272
00:07:59,909 --> 00:08:01,015
which I just loved.
273
00:08:01,051 --> 00:08:02,051
Ray, there you are!
274
00:08:02,087 --> 00:08:03,616
I can't believe
you left your post again.
275
00:08:03,652 --> 00:08:06,619
Detectives, I'm sorry for
my partner's bad boy behavior.
276
00:08:06,655 --> 00:08:08,193
I am not a bad boy,
277
00:08:08,229 --> 00:08:10,057
I'm trying to catch bad boys!
278
00:08:10,093 --> 00:08:11,964
If anything, I'm a good boy.
279
00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:14,002
That's exactly what a bad boy would say.
280
00:08:14,038 --> 00:08:16,084
It's definitely not,
and no need to apologize,
281
00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:17,111
we have a job to do.
282
00:08:17,147 --> 00:08:18,314
Great! Where do you want us?
283
00:08:18,350 --> 00:08:19,685
Someone matching our shooter's profile
284
00:08:19,721 --> 00:08:21,547
was just seen over on Atlantic and 4th,
285
00:08:21,583 --> 00:08:23,237
I need you both there
immediately, can you handle it?
286
00:08:23,281 --> 00:08:24,268
Absolutely not,
287
00:08:24,304 --> 00:08:25,718
it sounds like
way too much responsibility.
288
00:08:25,761 --> 00:08:27,372
Don't listen to Debbie. We're on it!
289
00:08:27,415 --> 00:08:28,785
All right. Bye!
290
00:08:28,821 --> 00:08:30,649
What's going on?
The guy's on Hoyt Street.
291
00:08:30,685 --> 00:08:32,788
I know, I gave Holt
a fake lead to get rid of him.
292
00:08:32,824 --> 00:08:34,478
Don't worry, I'm still...
293
00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:35,558
the Manhunter.
294
00:08:35,594 --> 00:08:37,030
♪ He's the Manhunter!
295
00:08:37,066 --> 00:08:38,504
♪ And the boy who he hunts with ♪
296
00:08:38,540 --> 00:08:39,754
- What's that song?
- The Boyhunter song!
297
00:08:39,790 --> 00:08:40,748
♪ Boyhunter
298
00:08:40,784 --> 00:08:42,264
♪ Down by the schoolyard
299
00:08:42,300 --> 00:08:43,473
Why is he by the schoolyard?
300
00:08:43,509 --> 00:08:44,815
- He's gotta protect the kids!
- Sounds terrible.
301
00:08:44,851 --> 00:08:46,374
- Really, I don't hear it!
- Let's just go.
302
00:08:46,782 --> 00:08:48,350
- _
- Okay, good news.
303
00:08:48,386 --> 00:08:49,916
I found a bodega in the containment zone
304
00:08:49,959 --> 00:08:51,265
and got a bunch of pregnancy tests.
305
00:08:51,309 --> 00:08:52,291
- A bunch?
- Yeah.
306
00:08:52,327 --> 00:08:53,677
It's a New York bodega,
you can't be too cautious.
307
00:08:53,713 --> 00:08:56,573
Good point. Yep, expired ten years ago.
308
00:08:56,609 --> 00:08:57,653
Open. And used!
309
00:08:57,689 --> 00:08:59,038
Made of gummies? Why?
310
00:08:59,074 --> 00:09:00,336
Weirdly vibrating.
311
00:09:00,372 --> 00:09:01,841
This is for teens. That's dark.
312
00:09:02,173 --> 00:09:03,330
This is good.
313
00:09:03,366 --> 00:09:04,835
Great, let's do this.
314
00:09:04,871 --> 00:09:06,830
Hey, Santiago,
nice work at checkpoint one.
315
00:09:06,866 --> 00:09:08,761
Wait, why are you guys
being all weird again?
316
00:09:08,804 --> 00:09:09,805
We're not being weird.
317
00:09:09,849 --> 00:09:10,931
Do not dab!
318
00:09:10,967 --> 00:09:12,113
I wasn't going to.
319
00:09:12,721 --> 00:09:13,940
I know what's going on here.
320
00:09:13,983 --> 00:09:15,227
- You do?
- Yep.
321
00:09:15,631 --> 00:09:16,631
You're talking about me.
322
00:09:16,667 --> 00:09:18,843
I know 'cause my daughters
are doing the same thing.
323
00:09:18,879 --> 00:09:21,236
Every time I go in that room,
they get all weird and quiet.
324
00:09:21,272 --> 00:09:22,708
That's 'cause
they're making fun of Daddy.
325
00:09:22,744 --> 00:09:24,441
Is that what you're doing,
making fun of Daddy?
326
00:09:24,477 --> 00:09:25,477
First off...
327
00:09:25,513 --> 00:09:26,513
- Yeah, I heard it, I'm sorry.
- Great.
328
00:09:26,549 --> 00:09:27,764
Secondly, we're not talking about you.
329
00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:29,174
What are you talking about, then?
330
00:09:29,210 --> 00:09:30,416
Our favorite...
331
00:09:31,556 --> 00:09:32,573
porns.
332
00:09:32,609 --> 00:09:33,697
- What?
- It's true.
333
00:09:33,733 --> 00:09:35,360
We have specific favorite porns.
334
00:09:35,396 --> 00:09:37,664
- And we're talking about 'em.
- Yeah.
335
00:09:37,700 --> 00:09:40,249
Okay, legally, I feel as though
I need to back away.
336
00:09:40,836 --> 00:09:43,622
But I want it to be known that
I still do not believe you.
337
00:09:43,665 --> 00:09:44,797
Get back to work!
338
00:09:44,840 --> 00:09:46,113
Eh, that went well. All right.
339
00:09:46,149 --> 00:09:47,454
Let's take this thing
and get it over with.
340
00:09:47,626 --> 00:09:49,105
- I can't.
- What? Why?
341
00:09:49,216 --> 00:09:50,897
I have no pee inside of me.
342
00:09:51,047 --> 00:09:52,222
I'm pee-free, Rosa!
343
00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:54,217
What do I do, what do I do?
344
00:09:54,253 --> 00:09:55,250
Drink water.
345
00:09:55,286 --> 00:09:56,548
Oh, yeah. You're smart.
346
00:09:56,781 --> 00:09:58,348
You're a very good friend,
I'm glad you're here.
347
00:09:59,525 --> 00:10:00,700
Street's clear.
348
00:10:00,736 --> 00:10:02,346
No sign of the shooter, where'd he go?
349
00:10:02,382 --> 00:10:04,384
- Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
- Why are you shushing me?
350
00:10:04,420 --> 00:10:05,682
I'm doing that thing where I listen
351
00:10:05,718 --> 00:10:06,849
really closely for a noise clue,
352
00:10:06,885 --> 00:10:08,321
like glass breaking or trash rustling.
353
00:10:08,357 --> 00:10:09,967
Cool! Is it working?
354
00:10:10,003 --> 00:10:11,003
No, not yet.
355
00:10:11,534 --> 00:10:13,173
- Because I'm talking?
- Well, it's not helping.
356
00:10:13,217 --> 00:10:14,291
Right, right, right. I'll be quiet.
357
00:10:14,327 --> 00:10:15,924
You don't have to say
you'll be quiet, just be quiet.
358
00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:17,788
Okay. I'm sorry for not being quiet.
359
00:10:17,824 --> 00:10:19,086
Once again, don't have to say.
360
00:10:19,122 --> 00:10:20,329
Just wanna be clear what I'm doing.
361
00:10:20,365 --> 00:10:21,741
- Understood. I'm just gonna listen.
- Okay.
362
00:10:22,239 --> 00:10:23,489
I'll be very quiet.
363
00:10:24,893 --> 00:10:26,064
Don't have to say it.
364
00:10:26,723 --> 00:10:28,072
Just wanna make sure
you know what I'm doing.
365
00:10:28,108 --> 00:10:29,108
- Please stop.
- So I don't throw you.
366
00:10:29,144 --> 00:10:30,125
Okay, stop talking.
367
00:10:30,161 --> 00:10:31,333
- I'll stop talking.
- Great.
368
00:10:32,627 --> 00:10:33,787
I'll make sure I don't do that again.
369
00:10:33,823 --> 00:10:35,150
All right, Charles,
I love you, but you ruined it.
370
00:10:36,384 --> 00:10:37,899
Trash rustle!
371
00:10:38,593 --> 00:10:40,226
He's running, call it in!
372
00:10:47,990 --> 00:10:49,477
I'll follow, you cut him off!
373
00:10:54,155 --> 00:10:55,130
Damn it!
374
00:10:57,426 --> 00:10:58,388
Nice, Charles!
375
00:10:58,424 --> 00:10:59,904
Name's not Charles, it's...
376
00:11:00,255 --> 00:11:01,300
Boyhunter.
377
00:11:01,336 --> 00:11:02,294
You know what, you earned it.
378
00:11:02,330 --> 00:11:04,060
Way to get your boy, Boyhunter!
379
00:11:04,572 --> 00:11:06,611
All right, let's get our perp
back to the Nine-Nine.
380
00:11:06,647 --> 00:11:07,980
I'll tell Jeffords to lift the lockdown.
381
00:11:08,016 --> 00:11:09,409
Detective Peralta!
382
00:11:09,445 --> 00:11:10,863
I see you got the man
you were looking for.
383
00:11:10,899 --> 00:11:12,031
With your help, officer!
384
00:11:12,067 --> 00:11:13,337
I really couldn't have
done it without you.
385
00:11:13,373 --> 00:11:14,707
No, this was all you.
386
00:11:14,759 --> 00:11:16,370
We were in a completely wrong location.
387
00:11:16,406 --> 00:11:18,238
Which was a huge relief to me.
388
00:11:18,282 --> 00:11:20,316
Plus, we got a lot of steps in.
389
00:11:20,352 --> 00:11:22,199
I'm drowning in foot-fives.
390
00:11:22,235 --> 00:11:23,763
Well, no need to focus on who was where
391
00:11:23,799 --> 00:11:25,163
or what a foot-five is,
392
00:11:25,199 --> 00:11:27,084
we gotta start brainstorming
headlines for tomorrow's paper.
393
00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:28,120
I got one.
394
00:11:28,156 --> 00:11:30,513
"The Only Assassin in this City
is Jake Peralta
395
00:11:30,549 --> 00:11:32,072
Because He Just Killed This Case."
396
00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:33,283
I don't know if we want to make it seem
397
00:11:33,319 --> 00:11:34,364
like I'm the assassin.
398
00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:35,393
Yeah, good thinking.
399
00:11:35,429 --> 00:11:36,768
How about this, "Hero Cop Saves City,
400
00:11:36,804 --> 00:11:38,545
"Pitt, Clooney Circling
To Play Him In Biopic."
401
00:11:38,699 --> 00:11:40,266
- Hunks!
- I have a headline.
402
00:11:40,302 --> 00:11:42,565
"Pitt, Clooney Laugh At Jake Peralta
403
00:11:42,601 --> 00:11:44,124
For Arresting the Wrong Man."
404
00:11:44,160 --> 00:11:45,800
Well, I don't know if they
would laugh at me for saving...
405
00:11:45,836 --> 00:11:47,415
what, did you just say
I got the wrong man?
406
00:11:49,358 --> 00:11:51,383
What do you mean we got the wrong man?
What are you talking about?
407
00:11:51,419 --> 00:11:53,004
You know how you sent Debbie and me off
408
00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:55,043
- on a wild goose chase?
- Oh, so you figured that out?
409
00:11:55,079 --> 00:11:56,742
Well, Debbie did.
She's quite the detective.
410
00:11:56,778 --> 00:11:57,854
Oh, I'm really not.
411
00:11:57,890 --> 00:11:59,683
I'm just always being given
meaningless tasks
412
00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,828
and I'm not complaining.
413
00:12:01,864 --> 00:12:02,958
So what, you're just saying
we have the wrong guy now,
414
00:12:03,002 --> 00:12:05,332
because you're upset
about the fake lead?
415
00:12:05,368 --> 00:12:07,534
No, I'm saying you have
the wrong guy because you do.
416
00:12:07,570 --> 00:12:09,877
When I realized your lead
was nothing but hooey,
417
00:12:09,921 --> 00:12:12,486
I went back to re-interview the
hot dog man, but he was gone.
418
00:12:12,522 --> 00:12:14,262
And why was that? Debbie, tell 'em!
419
00:12:14,298 --> 00:12:15,637
Oh, no, I don't want
to be a part of this.
420
00:12:15,673 --> 00:12:18,324
Because the hot dog man is the shooter.
421
00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:19,509
What? That seems like a reach.
422
00:12:19,545 --> 00:12:22,105
Sometimes, when you reach,
you grab the truth.
423
00:12:22,141 --> 00:12:24,225
- Sorry, Jake, he turned it around on me.
- Come on!
424
00:12:24,261 --> 00:12:25,790
The hot dog man gave a false statement
425
00:12:25,826 --> 00:12:27,345
to throw us off the scent
and then vanished
426
00:12:27,381 --> 00:12:28,945
while we were off
looking for the wrong guy.
427
00:12:28,981 --> 00:12:30,631
Face it, you're no Manhunter.
428
00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:33,604
If anything, you're a Wrong Manhunter.
429
00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:35,772
How dare you.
430
00:12:35,816 --> 00:12:37,017
You know what? This is crazy.
431
00:12:37,053 --> 00:12:38,392
You're just making up a solve
432
00:12:38,428 --> 00:12:40,213
because you can't stand
the fact that you got demoted.
433
00:12:40,249 --> 00:12:41,778
You've been trying to hijack
this case all day.
434
00:12:41,814 --> 00:12:42,886
I was only trying to help.
435
00:12:42,922 --> 00:12:44,223
If I'm such a headache,
436
00:12:44,259 --> 00:12:45,482
then why didn't you reassign me?
437
00:12:45,518 --> 00:12:47,258
Because I felt sorry for you.
438
00:12:47,294 --> 00:12:49,905
I told you to treat me
like any uniformed officer.
439
00:12:50,193 --> 00:12:51,411
It's not my fault
440
00:12:51,447 --> 00:12:52,578
that you don't know
how to give an order!
441
00:12:52,614 --> 00:12:53,691
Okay, fine. Here's one.
442
00:12:53,727 --> 00:12:55,599
We're lifting the lockdown,
go pick up cones.
443
00:12:55,635 --> 00:12:57,628
- Ooh, I love cone duty!
- Debbie, can it!
444
00:12:57,664 --> 00:12:59,057
We have the wrong guy.
445
00:12:59,100 --> 00:13:00,045
You cannot lift the lockdown.
446
00:13:00,081 --> 00:13:02,230
- Go pick up cones, that's an order.
- No!
447
00:13:02,266 --> 00:13:04,337
- Fine, then you're off the case!
- Good.
448
00:13:08,484 --> 00:13:10,051
Do I still get to pick up cones?
449
00:13:10,087 --> 00:13:11,087
No!
450
00:13:12,039 --> 00:13:14,084
Amy, stop. You've had enough water.
451
00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:15,512
I can hear it sloshing around
inside you.
452
00:13:15,548 --> 00:13:17,637
I know, but I still can't pee!
453
00:13:17,814 --> 00:13:19,611
- I'm too stressed.
- You need to calm down.
454
00:13:19,647 --> 00:13:20,688
You know what helps me relax?
455
00:13:20,724 --> 00:13:21,942
- Kicking stuff?
- Absolutely.
456
00:13:21,978 --> 00:13:23,675
So, what or who do you wanna kick?
457
00:13:23,711 --> 00:13:25,451
That guy looks pretty kickable. Hey!
458
00:13:25,487 --> 00:13:27,169
I'm not kicking anybody, okay?
459
00:13:27,205 --> 00:13:29,553
I just need, like, some calming noises.
460
00:13:29,589 --> 00:13:30,784
Okay, close your eyes.
461
00:13:30,827 --> 00:13:31,883
Okay.
462
00:13:32,181 --> 00:13:34,839
Glub, glub, glub.
463
00:13:34,875 --> 00:13:36,377
- What is that?
- It's a babbling brook.
464
00:13:36,688 --> 00:13:39,342
Glub, glub, glub.
465
00:13:39,378 --> 00:13:40,553
You know what? It's pretty good.
466
00:13:40,589 --> 00:13:42,526
Thank you. Everybody, shut up!
467
00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:46,807
Glub, glub, glub, glub, glub, glub.
468
00:13:47,069 --> 00:13:49,387
Why is the tent so quiet?
469
00:13:49,423 --> 00:13:51,294
Is everybody talking about me now?
470
00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:53,589
- Nobody is talking about you.
- Sure.
471
00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:55,504
Terry walks into a tent
472
00:13:55,548 --> 00:13:58,159
and everybody just happens
to stop talking
473
00:13:58,203 --> 00:13:59,855
at the same damn time?
474
00:14:00,033 --> 00:14:02,520
You are gaslighting me
just like my daughters!
475
00:14:02,556 --> 00:14:04,166
Terry, I think you're being paranoid.
476
00:14:04,202 --> 00:14:05,377
I'm not paranoid!
477
00:14:05,670 --> 00:14:07,846
I put a recording device
in my girls' room.
478
00:14:07,882 --> 00:14:09,649
You planted a bug
in your daughters' room?
479
00:14:09,692 --> 00:14:10,802
I do what I have to do.
480
00:14:11,129 --> 00:14:12,733
They said I look like a giant triangle!
481
00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:14,175
- Is that an insult?
- I don't know!
482
00:14:14,219 --> 00:14:15,611
But they were laughing like it was,
483
00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:17,018
and it hurt just the same!
484
00:14:17,435 --> 00:14:18,859
Don't have kids!
485
00:14:21,756 --> 00:14:23,335
Well, that ruined everything.
486
00:14:23,844 --> 00:14:25,454
I know we got kicked off the case,
487
00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:27,144
but there is good news.
488
00:14:27,180 --> 00:14:30,487
I unlocked a new accessory
for my Foot Friend avatar:
489
00:14:30,523 --> 00:14:31,499
a sandal!
490
00:14:31,535 --> 00:14:32,754
Debbie, wait. Change of plans.
491
00:14:32,790 --> 00:14:34,574
We're not going back to the precinct.
492
00:14:34,610 --> 00:14:36,456
Are we gonna go rogue and pick up cones?
493
00:14:36,492 --> 00:14:39,425
Oh, we're going way more
rogue than picking up cones.
494
00:14:39,461 --> 00:14:41,115
Listen, it's unlikely our shooter
495
00:14:41,159 --> 00:14:42,714
had his own hot dog cart...
where'd he get it from?
496
00:14:42,750 --> 00:14:43,976
Please don't make me help you with this.
497
00:14:44,012 --> 00:14:45,840
My guess is the food cart garage
498
00:14:45,876 --> 00:14:47,791
just two blocks away
from our crime scene,
499
00:14:47,827 --> 00:14:51,004
or, shall I say, 238 steps.
500
00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:53,104
Don't tempt me with steps.
501
00:14:53,797 --> 00:14:55,738
This is a defining moment for you.
502
00:14:55,782 --> 00:14:58,164
You can either obey orders
for the rest of your life
503
00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:02,074
and make no impact
on the world, or stand up!
504
00:15:02,310 --> 00:15:04,059
And solve this case with me.
505
00:15:05,383 --> 00:15:06,645
Is there a third option?
506
00:15:06,681 --> 00:15:07,987
- Nervously tag along.
- Great.
507
00:15:08,023 --> 00:15:10,308
I choose the nervously tag along option.
508
00:15:11,030 --> 00:15:13,452
Okay, the reporters are all
set for your press conference.
509
00:15:13,495 --> 00:15:15,028
It's your big moment, are you excited?
510
00:15:15,425 --> 00:15:16,425
- No.
- Oh.
511
00:15:16,461 --> 00:15:17,767
Are you worried
about your voice cracking?
512
00:15:17,803 --> 00:15:19,109
Do you want me to help you
warm up your throat?
513
00:15:19,145 --> 00:15:20,364
- What would that entail?
- I'll just show you.
514
00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:21,400
Don't show me, tell me.
515
00:15:21,436 --> 00:15:22,959
I blow hot air into my hands
and I stroke your neck.
516
00:15:22,995 --> 00:15:24,388
That's not gonna happen,
and it's not why I'm stressed.
517
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:26,095
I think Holt got into my head.
518
00:15:26,131 --> 00:15:27,698
We might have to delay
the press conference.
519
00:15:27,734 --> 00:15:29,087
But this is the moment
we've been waiting for.
520
00:15:29,381 --> 00:15:30,556
My dad's driving home early
521
00:15:30,599 --> 00:15:32,205
from his brother's funeral
to watch it live.
522
00:15:32,241 --> 00:15:33,241
Wait, he's doing what?
523
00:15:33,277 --> 00:15:35,389
If you want me to put it
in a better context, I can't.
524
00:15:35,425 --> 00:15:36,962
This was very important to him.
525
00:15:36,998 --> 00:15:38,565
Holt is a great cop,
526
00:15:38,694 --> 00:15:40,218
and I know the demotion's
driving him crazy,
527
00:15:40,261 --> 00:15:41,843
but his gut is usually right.
528
00:15:41,973 --> 00:15:43,670
I think we need to find
that hot dog cart guy.
529
00:15:43,706 --> 00:15:44,794
Okay, fine.
530
00:15:44,830 --> 00:15:46,093
But who do we know that could find us
531
00:15:46,137 --> 00:15:47,394
a random New York hot dog guy?
532
00:15:49,966 --> 00:15:51,098
♪ Hey
533
00:15:52,380 --> 00:15:53,338
♪ Hey!
534
00:15:55,029 --> 00:15:56,030
♪ Hey!
535
00:15:57,756 --> 00:15:59,959
So, you need a little help
from the Weiner Warriors.
536
00:15:59,995 --> 00:16:01,185
Well, I hate that.
537
00:16:01,221 --> 00:16:03,006
Just tell us what you know, please?
538
00:16:03,042 --> 00:16:04,609
There's Lou's Dogs,
he serves 'em up real plump.
539
00:16:04,645 --> 00:16:06,038
Big Mike's does two dogs per bun.
540
00:16:06,074 --> 00:16:07,684
Hank's Franks...
great mustard selection.
541
00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:08,721
Vicki's Vegan?
542
00:16:08,757 --> 00:16:09,915
I'd rather eat [bleep].
543
00:16:09,951 --> 00:16:12,172
Charlie does an al dente dog,
it's got a really nice chew.
544
00:16:12,208 --> 00:16:14,426
Johnny Arkansas serves it
Little Rock style,
545
00:16:14,469 --> 00:16:15,992
although he can serve it
Razorback-style.
546
00:16:16,036 --> 00:16:16,993
Okay, enough, enough!
547
00:16:17,037 --> 00:16:18,212
We don't have time for this!
548
00:16:18,256 --> 00:16:20,141
Just tell us who has a cart
at 6th and 11th.
549
00:16:20,177 --> 00:16:21,350
Oh, there are no hot dog carts there.
550
00:16:21,386 --> 00:16:22,386
What? Never?
551
00:16:22,422 --> 00:16:23,561
- No way.
- Not a chance!
552
00:16:23,597 --> 00:16:25,120
Zoning issue. Forget about it, Jake.
553
00:16:25,612 --> 00:16:26,656
It's Hungertown.
554
00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:28,301
Oh my God, Holt was right.
555
00:16:28,337 --> 00:16:29,578
We have to call him.
556
00:16:30,388 --> 00:16:31,368
Officer Holt?
557
00:16:31,404 --> 00:16:32,818
Officer Holt, do you copy?
558
00:16:32,854 --> 00:16:34,538
Okay, cop. Turn it off.
559
00:16:34,574 --> 00:16:35,574
Nice try.
560
00:16:35,610 --> 00:16:37,543
My partner doesn't follow orders.
561
00:16:37,579 --> 00:16:39,753
Debbie, you're misreading the situation.
562
00:16:39,789 --> 00:16:41,052
Oh. I'm so sorry.
563
00:16:41,088 --> 00:16:42,611
We both... both follow orders.
564
00:16:44,781 --> 00:16:47,159
So you were the shooter,
just like I said.
565
00:16:47,195 --> 00:16:48,399
And the man in the hoodie
566
00:16:48,435 --> 00:16:51,410
was just some random bystander
on whom you tried to pin it!
567
00:16:51,446 --> 00:16:53,338
No, he was in on it too.
568
00:16:53,374 --> 00:16:54,344
Oh.
569
00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:55,816
Well, I'm still half right.
570
00:16:55,859 --> 00:16:57,470
Sure. Is that important to you?
571
00:16:57,513 --> 00:16:58,775
- Very.
- I'm gonna die.
572
00:16:58,819 --> 00:17:00,255
I'm gonna die before I ever got to find
573
00:17:00,299 --> 00:17:01,430
my twin sister's killer.
574
00:17:01,474 --> 00:17:02,474
What?
575
00:17:02,510 --> 00:17:04,259
That's the reason
I joined the force, remember?
576
00:17:04,303 --> 00:17:06,261
To find the man
who murdered my twin sister.
577
00:17:06,305 --> 00:17:07,654
That's my whole story!
578
00:17:08,056 --> 00:17:09,941
Debbie, there's no way you told me that.
579
00:17:10,178 --> 00:17:12,311
Nothing's working!
580
00:17:12,354 --> 00:17:13,471
Maybe you just need to laugh.
581
00:17:13,507 --> 00:17:16,201
Here, look at this video of a
man being trampled by a moose.
582
00:17:19,448 --> 00:17:21,015
Dear Lord, that's horrifying!
583
00:17:21,058 --> 00:17:22,843
I know, it's hilarious.
584
00:17:22,886 --> 00:17:24,758
What are you laughing at?
Is that a video of me?
585
00:17:24,801 --> 00:17:25,802
Oh, no, is it that time
586
00:17:25,846 --> 00:17:27,543
Terry fell off a Lime scooter?
587
00:17:27,587 --> 00:17:28,762
Why would any of us have that footage?
588
00:17:28,805 --> 00:17:29,805
Don't skirt the question!
589
00:17:29,841 --> 00:17:31,642
I want to know what I'm
falling off of in that video.
590
00:17:31,678 --> 00:17:32,853
Stop it, Terry, okay?
591
00:17:32,896 --> 00:17:34,898
We haven't been talking about you!
592
00:17:34,942 --> 00:17:37,553
Oh. Kicking.
593
00:17:37,597 --> 00:17:38,772
I think kicking's working.
594
00:17:38,815 --> 00:17:39,729
Told you. Go with it.
595
00:17:39,773 --> 00:17:41,078
Keep kicking that can.
596
00:17:43,587 --> 00:17:45,866
It worked, I have to pee!
I finally have to pee!
597
00:17:45,909 --> 00:17:47,433
Wait, this is about you having to pee?
598
00:17:47,476 --> 00:17:49,174
- Yes!
- Wow.
599
00:17:49,217 --> 00:17:50,871
I guess I owe you guys an apology.
600
00:17:50,914 --> 00:17:52,351
I may have been bringing
some things from home
601
00:17:52,394 --> 00:17:53,394
into the workplace.
602
00:17:53,430 --> 00:17:55,005
Yeah, that was clear
from the start, okay?
603
00:17:55,049 --> 00:17:56,442
Now, move, I need to find a bathroom.
604
00:17:56,485 --> 00:17:57,704
Stop, we have an emergency!
605
00:17:57,747 --> 00:17:58,879
Everybody stop what you're about to do.
606
00:17:58,922 --> 00:18:00,402
Yeah, but I gotta pee really bad.
607
00:18:00,446 --> 00:18:02,230
Well, hold it, Amy.
Holt's not answering his radio.
608
00:18:02,274 --> 00:18:03,492
I think he and Debbie
might be in trouble.
609
00:18:03,536 --> 00:18:04,536
It's just us, man,
you don't have to pretend
610
00:18:04,572 --> 00:18:05,572
to care about Debbie.
611
00:18:05,608 --> 00:18:06,652
- Rosa!
- What?
612
00:18:06,688 --> 00:18:07,799
We barely know her and she's annoying.
613
00:18:07,835 --> 00:18:08,967
She's always trying to get
people to be friends with her
614
00:18:09,003 --> 00:18:10,309
on that weird app for pedicures.
615
00:18:10,345 --> 00:18:12,979
It's a pedometer app.
It's a pedometer app!
616
00:18:13,241 --> 00:18:15,220
We can use the social features
to track her!
617
00:18:15,591 --> 00:18:16,723
It's $80.
618
00:18:16,766 --> 00:18:17,724
Uh, Boyle, you should download it,
619
00:18:17,767 --> 00:18:18,942
you get better service here.
620
00:18:18,986 --> 00:18:19,943
Smart!
621
00:18:19,987 --> 00:18:21,281
And I'll upgrade to ad-free too.
622
00:18:21,317 --> 00:18:22,623
- Smart.
- Okay, let's move!
623
00:18:22,946 --> 00:18:24,296
Sweet! We're running, okay.
624
00:18:24,339 --> 00:18:26,646
If I die, will you look after my cat?
625
00:18:26,689 --> 00:18:28,430
I'm really more of a dog person.
626
00:18:28,474 --> 00:18:29,431
I understand.
627
00:18:30,780 --> 00:18:32,304
- NYPD, nobody move!
- You're surrounded!
628
00:18:32,347 --> 00:18:33,501
Don't do anything stupid.
629
00:18:33,537 --> 00:18:35,060
Looks like we got ourselves a standoff.
630
00:18:35,096 --> 00:18:36,750
Fine by us, we got
all the time in the world.
631
00:18:36,786 --> 00:18:38,266
What? Uh-uh!
632
00:18:38,310 --> 00:18:39,354
I gotta pee!
633
00:18:42,357 --> 00:18:43,402
Perp secured.
634
00:18:43,445 --> 00:18:44,968
Great, okay, cool!
635
00:18:45,012 --> 00:18:46,405
I gotta go! You guys are good, right?
636
00:18:46,448 --> 00:18:47,844
Bye!
637
00:18:48,145 --> 00:18:49,538
Thanks for saving us, Peralta.
638
00:18:49,582 --> 00:18:51,845
Thank Debbie, we tracked you
using her pedometer app.
639
00:18:51,888 --> 00:18:54,761
Oh, my goodness, I helped!
640
00:18:54,804 --> 00:18:57,416
And I got four new Foot Friend requests!
641
00:18:57,459 --> 00:18:59,872
What a day, guys!
642
00:19:01,333 --> 00:19:02,432
Detective.
643
00:19:02,468 --> 00:19:04,209
I believe I owe you an apology.
644
00:19:04,423 --> 00:19:06,425
No, Officer, I owe you one.
645
00:19:06,468 --> 00:19:07,817
No, I owe you.
646
00:19:07,861 --> 00:19:08,949
Great, 'cause I hadn't thought of
647
00:19:08,992 --> 00:19:10,298
what I was gonna apologize for yet.
648
00:19:10,342 --> 00:19:12,082
I should not have disobeyed your order.
649
00:19:12,126 --> 00:19:13,082
I was wrong.
650
00:19:13,118 --> 00:19:14,302
Not about the case, of course,
651
00:19:14,346 --> 00:19:15,434
my hunch was impeccable.
652
00:19:15,477 --> 00:19:16,609
Interesting apology strategy,
653
00:19:16,652 --> 00:19:17,610
a little heavy on the brags.
654
00:19:17,653 --> 00:19:19,046
Point is, you were right.
655
00:19:19,089 --> 00:19:23,485
I hijacked the case because
I need to feel respected.
656
00:19:23,529 --> 00:19:24,747
Listen,
657
00:19:24,791 --> 00:19:26,401
it's weird that I'm your boss now,
658
00:19:26,445 --> 00:19:27,707
and that's not going anywhere,
659
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:30,100
but no matter what uniform you wear,
660
00:19:30,144 --> 00:19:31,493
I'm always gonna love you...
661
00:19:31,537 --> 00:19:32,451
I mean, cherish...
662
00:19:32,494 --> 00:19:33,539
I mean, respect.
663
00:19:33,582 --> 00:19:34,714
- You said respect, right?
- Yes.
664
00:19:34,757 --> 00:19:35,757
Yep.
665
00:19:35,932 --> 00:19:37,396
And I feel the same about you.
666
00:19:38,848 --> 00:19:41,173
So, do you have any orders for me, sir?
667
00:19:41,634 --> 00:19:43,636
Well, I do actually
668
00:19:43,679 --> 00:19:45,725
still need those cones picked up.
669
00:19:45,768 --> 00:19:46,856
We're on it.
670
00:19:46,900 --> 00:19:48,162
We got cone duty?
671
00:19:48,205 --> 00:19:49,294
Yes!
672
00:19:49,337 --> 00:19:50,860
Best birthday yet.
673
00:19:51,047 --> 00:19:52,683
It's your birthday?
674
00:19:53,543 --> 00:19:55,343
Hey, so...
675
00:19:55,387 --> 00:19:57,214
today was pretty intense.
676
00:19:57,258 --> 00:19:58,912
You mean catching the shooter?
677
00:19:58,955 --> 00:20:00,348
I know, it's a great story.
678
00:20:00,392 --> 00:20:01,697
I just hope Pitt
can get in good enough shape
679
00:20:01,741 --> 00:20:03,154
to play me in the movie, you know?
680
00:20:03,190 --> 00:20:04,176
Mm, yeah.
681
00:20:04,473 --> 00:20:06,920
Um, also, something else happened.
682
00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:09,314
I thought I might be pregnant.
683
00:20:09,357 --> 00:20:10,924
- Really?
- Yeah.
684
00:20:10,967 --> 00:20:12,229
I'm not, I got my period.
685
00:20:12,273 --> 00:20:13,970
And I took a pregnancy test,
but it didn't work
686
00:20:14,014 --> 00:20:15,189
because I drank 11 gallons of water.
687
00:20:15,232 --> 00:20:17,017
Told you water was bad for you.
688
00:20:17,060 --> 00:20:18,714
- That's not the takeaway.
- You're absolutely right.
689
00:20:18,758 --> 00:20:20,586
How are you, how do you feel?
Are you okay?
690
00:20:20,629 --> 00:20:22,631
I mean, I was really stressed.
691
00:20:22,905 --> 00:20:26,331
This wasn't our plan,
and we agreed we'd wait a year
692
00:20:26,374 --> 00:20:28,158
and there's so much to do first,
693
00:20:28,202 --> 00:20:30,378
and it would've been crazy, right?
694
00:20:30,422 --> 00:20:31,684
Yeah, it would've been.
695
00:20:31,727 --> 00:20:32,685
Okay.
696
00:20:32,728 --> 00:20:33,926
But...
697
00:20:34,469 --> 00:20:35,900
also might've been...
698
00:20:36,341 --> 00:20:37,453
kinda cool.
699
00:20:37,820 --> 00:20:39,221
Honestly?
700
00:20:39,678 --> 00:20:42,376
I was secretly bummed when
the test came back negative.
701
00:20:44,340 --> 00:20:45,654
Should we just start trying?
702
00:20:45,698 --> 00:20:47,002
Seriously?
703
00:20:48,309 --> 00:20:50,234
Yeah, seriously.
704
00:20:50,746 --> 00:20:53,192
Okay. Yeah.
705
00:20:59,929 --> 00:21:01,453
Oh, wait! It's after 11.
706
00:21:01,496 --> 00:21:02,541
My interview!
707
00:21:02,584 --> 00:21:03,846
It's supposed to be on the news.
708
00:21:03,890 --> 00:21:04,891
An incredible conclusion
709
00:21:04,934 --> 00:21:06,022
to a terrifying day,
710
00:21:06,066 --> 00:21:07,807
and we were able to get a comment
711
00:21:07,850 --> 00:21:09,417
from the men who helped solve this case.
712
00:21:09,461 --> 00:21:11,875
They call us the Weiner Warriors.
713
00:21:12,333 --> 00:21:14,204
No!
714
00:21:14,887 --> 00:21:18,887
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