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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.SubtitleDB.org today 2 00:00:20,799 --> 00:00:22,540 This is Paris. 3 00:00:22,925 --> 00:00:25,531 And that is the 1:30 plane to New York. 4 00:00:26,312 --> 00:00:31,605 It will land in America, 4000 miles away, at 5:30 this afternoon. 5 00:00:32,140 --> 00:00:34,532 In four hours time, by the clock. 6 00:00:35,359 --> 00:00:39,181 It's wonderful, isn't it? Of course it takes more than four hours. 7 00:00:39,181 --> 00:00:43,621 But you see - the jet is so fast it races the sun. 8 00:00:43,621 --> 00:00:47,520 This is what has happened since the big jets came: 9 00:00:47,520 --> 00:00:49,253 Time has been annihilated. 10 00:00:50,239 --> 00:00:53,575 Constantly, the great airliners take off... 11 00:00:56,270 --> 00:00:58,234 ... and land. 12 00:01:06,707 --> 00:01:11,195 And of each aircraft you have, naturally, air hostesses. 13 00:01:11,395 --> 00:01:16,947 These delectable creatures selected for their beauty and charm... 14 00:01:16,947 --> 00:01:19,350 ...are in a state of perpetual migration. 15 00:01:19,773 --> 00:01:23,251 For days they fly the great air routes of the world. 16 00:01:23,460 --> 00:01:25,616 And then they like to come down. 17 00:01:25,641 --> 00:01:29,929 And whenever possible, they like to come down in Paris.. 18 00:01:29,954 --> 00:01:31,736 And all regret leaving. 19 00:01:31,736 --> 00:01:34,746 One wishes that one could get to know all of them. 20 00:01:37,683 --> 00:01:39,563 Some of us indeed have tried. 21 00:01:57,696 --> 00:02:02,983 And that is our story. 22 00:03:22,577 --> 00:03:24,220 You better hurry, my love. 23 00:03:24,229 --> 00:03:26,893 Bernhard, darling, you think I got time for a few more kidneys? 24 00:03:26,918 --> 00:03:28,785 Of course you do. You hurry. 25 00:03:28,810 --> 00:03:31,199 - Bertha. - I adore kidneys for breakfast, don't you? 26 00:03:31,224 --> 00:03:33,658 Not particularly, I just barly get a vitamin pill down. 27 00:03:33,658 --> 00:03:34,658 Bertha! 28 00:03:35,262 --> 00:03:37,883 - Did you call me, sir? - Yes, another base of kidneys. 29 00:03:38,117 --> 00:03:40,692 - Another? - Please! 30 00:03:40,692 --> 00:03:43,285 And some more of that smelly stuff you pour over 'em? 31 00:03:43,324 --> 00:03:46,306 No thank you. And it's not smelly stuff. 32 00:03:46,306 --> 00:03:49,718 It's the natural juice of the organs. Very good for complexion. 33 00:03:50,275 --> 00:03:52,657 I don't want to know what it is, Miss. 34 00:03:52,696 --> 00:03:55,321 I don't like the look of it myself but then... 35 00:03:55,346 --> 00:03:57,721 ...I'm not here to reform the world. 36 00:03:57,721 --> 00:04:01,444 We can do without your editorial comments. Just bring the kidneys. 37 00:04:01,444 --> 00:04:04,225 Well, don't blame me if it makes you sick. 38 00:04:04,250 --> 00:04:05,662 You don't have to eat them, do you? 39 00:04:05,687 --> 00:04:06,748 Heavens forbid! 40 00:04:06,773 --> 00:04:10,352 Then what are you arguing about? And hurry, Miss Vicky has to catch a plane. 41 00:04:10,352 --> 00:04:12,905 I only have two hands. 42 00:04:13,916 --> 00:04:15,935 - Honestly... - She's means well... 43 00:04:15,935 --> 00:04:17,356 Not for me. 44 00:04:17,381 --> 00:04:19,316 I mean very well. 45 00:04:19,341 --> 00:04:22,581 - Just broil the kidneys. - They are already broiled. 46 00:04:22,581 --> 00:04:25,446 I know her appetite. I anticipate. 47 00:04:25,446 --> 00:04:28,915 - Then bring them! - There is no need to shout. 48 00:04:29,571 --> 00:04:32,321 It's not easy, you know? 49 00:04:34,627 --> 00:04:36,695 She's really becoming impossible, Bernhard. 50 00:04:36,730 --> 00:04:38,956 If it goes on much longer, we just have to get rid off her. 51 00:04:38,981 --> 00:04:40,589 But I don't know why you say that. 52 00:04:40,792 --> 00:04:43,909 - I don't think she likes me. - But of course she likes you. 53 00:04:44,146 --> 00:04:45,271 She loves you. 54 00:04:45,414 --> 00:04:48,117 It's... um... just the food that you eat that... 55 00:04:48,148 --> 00:04:49,908 No thank you, that upsets her. 56 00:04:51,928 --> 00:04:55,115 - Eh - my love... it's getting late. 57 00:04:55,271 --> 00:04:58,014 I don't know. When I'm with you, time just whistles by. 58 00:04:58,060 --> 00:05:00,922 - Well, sweet of you to say so. - No, it's true. 59 00:05:00,950 --> 00:05:03,192 - Is it the same for you? - Of course, my love. 60 00:05:03,217 --> 00:05:06,045 - And does it drag when I am away? - Terribly, never ending. 61 00:05:06,092 --> 00:05:07,172 Excuse me! 62 00:05:12,097 --> 00:05:13,589 Anything else? 63 00:05:13,678 --> 00:05:15,248 Yes. Yes. 64 00:05:15,310 --> 00:05:18,497 You can bring some coffee and some strawberrries for Miss Vicky. 65 00:05:18,522 --> 00:05:20,693 - No, honestly darling, this will be enough. - Alright. 66 00:05:20,951 --> 00:05:23,428 - There's good news. - Bertha! 67 00:05:25,412 --> 00:05:28,162 - You see? She doesn't like me. - But she does like you. 68 00:05:28,187 --> 00:05:31,101 - But she does like you. - She doesn't. 69 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:32,968 When I first get home she's friendly enough... 70 00:05:32,993 --> 00:05:35,476 ...but when it's time to go, she's decidedly hostile. 71 00:05:35,501 --> 00:05:39,586 - Even anti-British. - I bet you it's because she's sad you're leaving, that's why. 72 00:05:39,611 --> 00:05:41,996 - Because I am your fiancée? - But of course. 73 00:05:44,965 --> 00:05:47,245 It's 8:42... 74 00:05:47,270 --> 00:05:49,652 - I just have to put my hat and jacket on. - Yes, very good. 75 00:05:51,191 --> 00:05:53,941 Tell me, my love... When do you get back? 76 00:05:54,168 --> 00:05:56,863 Well, let me see: It's Monday today. 77 00:05:56,925 --> 00:05:59,233 ...we arrive in the Canaries at 17:08... 78 00:05:59,258 --> 00:06:02,406 ... lay over for a night, and get to Akwar at 16:20. 79 00:06:02,445 --> 00:06:04,414 We return by way of Lisbon. 80 00:06:06,254 --> 00:06:11,488 - And what time are you back in Paris? - Thursday evening. Then off again on Sunday. 81 00:06:11,699 --> 00:06:14,612 But what time on Thursday evening, my love. 82 00:06:14,637 --> 00:06:17,647 - 18:45. - Excellent. 83 00:06:17,950 --> 00:06:20,869 Why do you always have to check everything on the time table? 84 00:06:20,869 --> 00:06:23,205 - To avoid confusion. - What confusion? 85 00:06:23,205 --> 00:06:24,639 My love, I'm a busy man. 86 00:06:24,639 --> 00:06:27,544 I want to arrange my business so I'm finished by the time you get back... 87 00:06:27,569 --> 00:06:29,404 ...so that we can be together from Thursday... 88 00:06:29,443 --> 00:06:31,803 - ... to Sunday. - You are a genius. 89 00:06:31,828 --> 00:06:34,648 And because your such a darling, I'm going to give you a surprise right now. 90 00:06:34,757 --> 00:06:35,850 Surprise!? 91 00:06:36,077 --> 00:06:38,272 Oh, I tell you that woman's going to drive me up a wall! 92 00:06:38,311 --> 00:06:41,279 Alright. Bertha, you want to put the coffee down on the table... 93 00:06:41,344 --> 00:06:43,436 ...then you can listen from the kitchen, ok? 94 00:06:43,461 --> 00:06:45,615 - There are thousands of French housekeepers. - Well, I... 95 00:06:45,640 --> 00:06:49,069 I have a work permit, Miss. And the reason I have it... 96 00:06:49,094 --> 00:06:53,625 ...is because I was discharged from the United States army in Paris, France. 97 00:06:53,758 --> 00:06:54,898 Honorably. 98 00:06:54,923 --> 00:06:55,664 - Honorably? 99 00:06:55,689 --> 00:06:58,431 - You had a choice? - You bet your life I had. 100 00:06:58,456 --> 00:07:00,909 I was chaffeur to the commanding general. 101 00:07:00,979 --> 00:07:02,729 Really? Eisenhower? 102 00:07:03,291 --> 00:07:04,432 Pershing. 103 00:07:04,581 --> 00:07:07,846 Excuse me. Do you mind getting the bags, please? 104 00:07:08,620 --> 00:07:10,221 - Yes, sir. - Thank you. 105 00:07:11,401 --> 00:07:13,697 My love. Now you were saying... 106 00:07:13,722 --> 00:07:15,690 ... surprise! Yes, the surprise. 107 00:07:15,691 --> 00:07:18,855 We're getting a brand new airplane and I think the are transferring me to it. 108 00:07:18,886 --> 00:07:20,420 - Yes, that's wonderful. 109 00:07:20,420 --> 00:07:21,584 It is the new VC-10. 110 00:07:21,609 --> 00:07:25,694 It's got four maginificent engines that develop 20,000 pounds of thrust each! 111 00:07:25,719 --> 00:07:28,154 - Marvellous! Marvellous. - Especially for us. 112 00:07:28,179 --> 00:07:29,179 It is? 113 00:07:29,337 --> 00:07:31,564 20,000 pounds of thrust does something for us? 114 00:07:31,589 --> 00:07:34,251 Of course! It makes the flight much much faster. 115 00:07:34,337 --> 00:07:37,065 We'll be together more often and much longer. 116 00:07:38,148 --> 00:07:40,726 20,000 pounds of thrust. 117 00:07:42,030 --> 00:07:44,506 You don't seem very pleased by my surprise. 118 00:07:44,913 --> 00:07:45,693 Oh, but I am! 119 00:07:45,718 --> 00:07:48,249 Oh, yes, yes, yes, I am. I'm nuts about the idea. 120 00:07:48,304 --> 00:07:51,827 But I don't want to get too excited. I mean you're not transferring tomorrow or anything. 121 00:07:52,100 --> 00:07:53,100 Are you? 122 00:07:53,202 --> 00:07:55,530 Not tomorrow. But soon. Very soon. 123 00:07:55,555 --> 00:07:56,625 Oh, that's wonderful. 124 00:07:56,703 --> 00:08:00,601 Here we go. Exactly on time. 125 00:08:00,925 --> 00:08:03,417 You'd think you were a pilot the way everything is timed to the minute. 126 00:08:03,442 --> 00:08:04,996 - Well everything has to be. - Get the door. 127 00:08:05,021 --> 00:08:06,716 - But why? - Well, I'm a foreign correspondent... 128 00:08:06,741 --> 00:08:09,569 ...we wouldn't want to miss one little minute of the time we have together because I have to work. 129 00:08:09,594 --> 00:08:11,890 - Now look. - Of course I am. - You're right. 130 00:08:11,915 --> 00:08:14,438 Now Bertha, you will look after Mr. Bernard while I'm gone, won't you? 131 00:08:14,463 --> 00:08:17,080 I'll do my best but it's not easy, you know. 132 00:08:17,105 --> 00:08:19,759 That's enough, Bertha, we're falling behind schedule. 133 00:08:19,931 --> 00:08:21,252 I'll talk to you later. 134 00:08:21,899 --> 00:08:23,727 That'll be a thrill. 135 00:08:25,917 --> 00:08:27,943 - Come along, Vicky. - Goodbye. 136 00:08:28,002 --> 00:08:29,278 - Be good. 137 00:08:43,373 --> 00:08:44,839 Oh, come on. 138 00:09:16,117 --> 00:09:17,117 Lise! 139 00:09:19,418 --> 00:09:24,006 Mr. Bernard Lawrence, telephone, please. 140 00:09:27,820 --> 00:09:29,566 Hello, Bernard Lawrence here. 141 00:09:29,660 --> 00:09:32,776 Monsieur Lawrence, I have a telegram for you. 142 00:09:32,839 --> 00:09:33,839 Read it. 143 00:09:34,355 --> 00:09:38,096 "Transferred Paris." "Arriving this a.m." 144 00:09:38,393 --> 00:09:42,395 "Hotel space impossible." "You can put me up?" 145 00:09:42,424 --> 00:09:44,025 "Signed, Robert Reed." 146 00:09:44,275 --> 00:09:46,743 Pierre, I never got the message. 147 00:09:46,763 --> 00:09:49,673 You never delivered the telegram, understand? 148 00:09:50,458 --> 00:09:52,926 I don't understand, but... 149 00:09:53,043 --> 00:09:55,902 - I understand. - Okay. 150 00:09:57,113 --> 00:09:58,675 - Liebling! - Lise! 151 00:10:00,049 --> 00:10:01,595 Exactly on time! 152 00:10:01,908 --> 00:10:03,150 I have to check out. 153 00:10:03,175 --> 00:10:07,946 Just five minutes and then we'll be all cosy in our little Paris 154 00:10:07,971 --> 00:10:08,971 Wunderbar. 155 00:10:10,017 --> 00:10:12,118 Hurry up! Hurry. 156 00:10:32,937 --> 00:10:34,794 I still don't believe this... 157 00:10:57,522 --> 00:10:59,905 What's the matter, Bertha? Did we frighten you? 158 00:10:59,971 --> 00:11:04,775 This job keeps me too tired to get frightened. It's not easy, you know. 159 00:11:04,775 --> 00:11:07,040 Well, none of us gets this easily. 160 00:11:09,892 --> 00:11:11,696 What do we have for lunch, Bertha? 161 00:11:11,721 --> 00:11:14,938 Well, I thought a soufflé with some mushroom sauce. 162 00:11:14,963 --> 00:11:18,636 Soufflé? Soufflé is for people whithout teeth. 163 00:11:18,891 --> 00:11:21,741 What we need is good, solid food. 164 00:11:21,766 --> 00:11:25,125 Knackwurst, Sauerkraut and heavy black bread. 165 00:11:25,150 --> 00:11:29,032 Have you any idea how long it took me to dream up that soufflé? 166 00:11:29,057 --> 00:11:31,760 You don't get these things by rubbing two sticks together, you know. 167 00:11:31,785 --> 00:11:32,800 - It often tastes like it. 168 00:11:32,801 --> 00:11:35,010 - Now, girls. - You have got a Knackwurst, haven't you? 169 00:11:35,035 --> 00:11:38,339 Yes, but it's old. You haven't been here for three days. 170 00:11:38,378 --> 00:11:40,276 Three whole days. 171 00:11:40,307 --> 00:11:44,990 - And nights. - I'm going to start the soufflé. 172 00:11:45,292 --> 00:11:49,307 Oh, just a moment. I have to see that for myself. 173 00:11:58,935 --> 00:12:00,628 There's nothing wrong with those. 174 00:12:00,653 --> 00:12:02,676 - You're right. - Of course I am. 175 00:12:02,701 --> 00:12:04,418 If you can stand the smell. 176 00:12:05,119 --> 00:12:06,308 We have this. 177 00:12:08,113 --> 00:12:09,619 What's that? 178 00:12:11,316 --> 00:12:12,457 Kidneys? 179 00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:13,722 Kidney?! 180 00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:18,402 - Bernard! - Ja? [Cold] 181 00:12:18,536 --> 00:12:20,036 Who was here for breakfast? 182 00:12:20,505 --> 00:12:21,520 - Breakfast? - Yes! 183 00:12:21,869 --> 00:12:23,440 - Here? - That is kidneys. 184 00:12:23,465 --> 00:12:25,603 - Yeah, I eat kidneys... - You don't eat kidneys! 185 00:12:25,628 --> 00:12:28,230 Me? Kidneys? I hate kid... Oh - kidneys! 186 00:12:28,255 --> 00:12:31,380 Uh, that was.. um... Robert Reed from consolidated press. 187 00:12:31,405 --> 00:12:33,873 - He was here. - Yes, uh-hu. - He was here for breakfast? 188 00:12:33,898 --> 00:12:36,453 Oh, I thought you and he didn't get along. 189 00:12:36,617 --> 00:12:37,952 Professionally, you know. 190 00:12:37,977 --> 00:12:42,499 - But you know how it is with newspaper. Men are always bickering, always fighting. - I thought he was in Berlin. 191 00:12:42,708 --> 00:12:46,065 Well, it was in Berlin, but then they transferred him now to Paris, yes. 192 00:12:46,286 --> 00:12:47,754 That's it, and... 193 00:12:48,296 --> 00:12:49,996 Why are you asking me all these questions? 194 00:12:50,832 --> 00:12:52,059 Don't you trust me? 195 00:12:52,183 --> 00:12:57,900 Oh, I'm sorry, Liebling. You must think I'm terribly suspicious. 196 00:13:00,532 --> 00:13:03,383 - I'll tell you what I'm going to do. - What, Liebling? 197 00:13:03,485 --> 00:13:08,250 I'm going to take a bath and make myself all fresh and powdery for you. 198 00:13:08,275 --> 00:13:09,626 Oh my Liebling. 199 00:13:12,347 --> 00:13:14,457 - Bis gleich. - Bis gleich. 200 00:13:14,777 --> 00:13:18,097 - What does that mean? - See you later, yes. - See you later. 201 00:13:23,613 --> 00:13:24,899 Let's see... 202 00:13:29,516 --> 00:13:32,668 - Positively unnatural. - What? 203 00:13:33,212 --> 00:13:36,156 No, God didn't make us all the same way, that's all. 204 00:13:36,510 --> 00:13:37,928 What are you muttering about? 205 00:13:38,793 --> 00:13:42,591 - I have to do her laundry every time she gets here. - Leave me alone. 206 00:13:42,708 --> 00:13:45,802 How can she get so dirty in only three days? 207 00:13:45,935 --> 00:13:49,013 - It's not easy for me around here. - You keep saying that. 208 00:13:49,038 --> 00:13:50,483 You get paid well enough, don't you? 209 00:13:50,508 --> 00:13:53,623 Yeah but not enough and I've been meaning to talk to you about that. 210 00:13:53,648 --> 00:13:55,084 Why don't you sit down? 211 00:13:55,381 --> 00:13:58,348 Last week I worked 89 hours. 212 00:13:58,348 --> 00:14:02,918 - I had my shoes resoled twice. 22 Francs... - Shh. 213 00:14:03,125 --> 00:14:06,649 I do their laundry, I gotta remember who eats what, ... 214 00:14:06,674 --> 00:14:10,138 ...who wears which lingerie, who's going, who's coming. 215 00:14:10,163 --> 00:14:13,834 You do not need a housekeeper around here, you need a univac machine. 216 00:14:13,834 --> 00:14:14,894 - Look... - Liebling! 217 00:14:14,894 --> 00:14:15,552 Ja, ja. 218 00:14:15,577 --> 00:14:17,794 - I have a surprise for you. - Yes? 219 00:14:17,819 --> 00:14:20,615 - You can throw away my old schedule. - Your old schedule? 220 00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:24,515 - Well, how will I count the minutes until we're back together again? - On the new schedule. 221 00:14:24,540 --> 00:14:25,560 What new schedule? 222 00:14:25,595 --> 00:14:28,975 I'm going to be transferred to the new intercontinental jet. 223 00:14:28,975 --> 00:14:33,150 It is a Super-Boeing with a cruising speed of Mach 0.88. 224 00:14:33,175 --> 00:14:35,026 Mach 0.88 - terrific. 225 00:14:35,051 --> 00:14:39,738 Four Rolls Royce jets, each one with 21,000 pounds of thrust. 226 00:14:39,840 --> 00:14:41,636 I'll be home much more often. 227 00:14:41,980 --> 00:14:43,941 That'll bend his schedule. 228 00:14:45,222 --> 00:14:46,401 This is... 229 00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:49,026 When is... when is this going to happen? 230 00:14:49,051 --> 00:14:51,722 As soon as the new plan is delivered. 231 00:14:51,747 --> 00:14:54,708 - Isn't that wunderbar? - It's wunderbar. 232 00:14:56,614 --> 00:14:58,528 - Bis gleich. - Bis gleich. 233 00:15:05,893 --> 00:15:10,463 Mach... 843 21,000 pounds of thrust. 234 00:15:13,455 --> 00:15:14,500 Hello? Vicky!! 235 00:15:15,075 --> 00:15:17,521 They delivered the VC-10 236 00:15:17,546 --> 00:15:22,135 From the UBC-10. The sent the car to the runaway and took me of my plane so I'm going to a new one. 237 00:15:22,197 --> 00:15:23,695 Me! Isn't that marvellous? 238 00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:26,294 - Ma-ma-Marvellous.! - I'm coming right home. 239 00:15:26,294 --> 00:15:27,759 They'll call me when the flight's ready. 240 00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:31,756 Don't come home! No, no. Don't come home. You stay there. I'll come out to the airport. 241 00:15:32,059 --> 00:15:33,254 Liebling! 242 00:15:38,614 --> 00:15:41,333 - Who were you shouting at? - Bertha. 243 00:15:41,755 --> 00:15:44,380 - Are you calling me, sir? - No, I thought of you. 244 00:15:44,405 --> 00:15:45,317 Thank you. 245 00:15:45,342 --> 00:15:46,794 Oh, I've got to go to the airport.. 246 00:15:46,819 --> 00:15:49,926 ...do a story, uh, yes, uh, the British embassy, you know, 247 00:15:49,958 --> 00:15:52,826 Would you tell Fräulein Lise for me that I'm out at the... 248 00:15:52,826 --> 00:15:55,567 - That's Fräulein Lise. - Of course it is. Who else would it be? 249 00:15:55,592 --> 00:15:58,717 Hi. I have to go to the airport, the British Ambassador... 250 00:15:58,742 --> 00:16:01,616 You just said that. Are you alright? You look pale. 251 00:16:01,641 --> 00:16:03,844 - No, I feel... - Bertha! Get him a glass of schnaps! 252 00:16:03,869 --> 00:16:05,564 No, no, no! I'm fine. Fine. Fine! 253 00:16:05,589 --> 00:16:07,744 Alright. He's just excited, Miss. 254 00:16:07,769 --> 00:16:11,822 He's beginning to realize what these new schedules are going to do for him. 255 00:16:11,847 --> 00:16:15,219 That's it, that's obviously what excited me. Bertha, you are brilliant. 256 00:16:15,244 --> 00:16:16,009 Yeah, I know. 257 00:16:16,034 --> 00:16:18,259 Is it so obvious? I don't see what's strange. 258 00:16:18,284 --> 00:16:20,290 Well it's because Bertha thought of it. 259 00:16:20,291 --> 00:16:24,430 I mean, there were this obvious fact staring me right in the face and I didn't even see it but Bertha did. 260 00:16:24,455 --> 00:16:26,258 Quite brilliant by comparison. 261 00:16:28,194 --> 00:16:29,202 I'm leaving. 262 00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:33,251 - You be back soon. - As soon as I can. You know the newspaper business 263 00:16:33,509 --> 00:16:35,507 - Hurry! - Auf Wiedersehen. 264 00:16:37,820 --> 00:16:42,985 - He's just like a big kid, isn't he? - Yeah. Dead-end kid. 265 00:16:45,563 --> 00:16:46,578 Taxi! 266 00:17:16,366 --> 00:17:17,373 - Have you seen Vicky? 267 00:17:17,717 --> 00:17:20,052 She said to tell you she'd gone up to the coffee bar. 268 00:17:47,388 --> 00:17:48,388 Where's Vicky? 269 00:17:50,606 --> 00:17:52,603 - She came up and asked me to tell you... - Yes, yes. 270 00:18:01,867 --> 00:18:04,211 - ...she'd go and take a taxi. - Taxi! Taxi! 271 00:18:11,496 --> 00:18:14,746 That gentleman you were speaking to, wasn't that Bernard Lawrence? 272 00:18:14,771 --> 00:18:17,286 - Yes, you know him? - Yes, he's an old friend. 273 00:18:17,311 --> 00:18:20,631 A remarkable man with an emormous amount of energy. 274 00:18:20,881 --> 00:18:23,662 I see you know him pretty well yourself. 275 00:18:23,771 --> 00:18:24,959 Well, thank you. 276 00:18:46,707 --> 00:18:48,574 Vicky! Vicky! 277 00:18:51,715 --> 00:18:53,077 Wait, wait, wait!. 278 00:19:00,857 --> 00:19:03,615 Bernard, what are you doing here? Your phone went out of order. 279 00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:05,349 Isn't it wonderful about the VC-10? 280 00:19:05,374 --> 00:19:06,890 - Wonderful. - Come on, we can be home in 20 minutes. 281 00:19:06,915 --> 00:19:08,702 No no. I came here to be with you. 282 00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:11,013 Well, that we very sweet of you, darling. But now we can really be together. 283 00:19:11,038 --> 00:19:12,525 No, we can't, you see... uh... 284 00:19:12,525 --> 00:19:16,535 I have to cover a story. Yes, I'm covering a story about a new airplane. 285 00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:19,652 - A famous foreign correspondent covering a story about a new airplane? - Well... 286 00:19:19,676 --> 00:19:21,683 I, you see, I knew you were going to be here alone... 287 00:19:21,708 --> 00:19:24,578 ...and in order to be able to do that I have to cover the story about a new airplane. 288 00:19:24,603 --> 00:19:26,281 So you see we got the stay here. 289 00:19:26,306 --> 00:19:28,061 - I'm very disappointed. - Oh, don't be. 290 00:19:28,086 --> 00:19:31,109 Next time we'll be together twice as long. Come on. 291 00:19:31,691 --> 00:19:33,144 Eins, zwei, ... 292 00:19:33,170 --> 00:19:34,577 ...drei, vier. 293 00:19:34,616 --> 00:19:36,280 Eins, zwei, ... 294 00:19:36,305 --> 00:19:37,764 ...drei, vier. 295 00:19:37,986 --> 00:19:39,439 Eins, zwei, ... 296 00:19:39,603 --> 00:19:41,181 ...drei, vier. 297 00:19:41,239 --> 00:19:42,817 Eins, zwei, ... 298 00:19:42,872 --> 00:19:44,599 ...drei, vier. 299 00:19:44,624 --> 00:19:46,208 Eins, zwei, ... 300 00:19:46,263 --> 00:19:47,841 ...drei, vier. 301 00:19:47,934 --> 00:19:49,497 Eins, zwei,... 302 00:19:49,692 --> 00:19:51,036 ...Anhalt. 303 00:19:51,231 --> 00:19:53,942 Die dritte Übung: Hände auf die Hüften legen. 304 00:19:53,997 --> 00:19:57,879 Den Oberkörper im Kreise drehen, den linken Fuß ausstrecken. 305 00:19:57,950 --> 00:20:00,223 Hochheben. Jetzt der rechte Fuß. 306 00:20:00,248 --> 00:20:03,809 Das wird Ihnen schöne Hüften geben. Nicht müde wirken! 307 00:20:04,248 --> 00:20:05,248 Yes? 308 00:20:06,209 --> 00:20:07,663 Oh, you. 309 00:20:08,889 --> 00:20:09,889 Ja. 310 00:20:10,690 --> 00:20:13,876 Just tell the driver to honk the horn. 311 00:20:14,072 --> 00:20:15,643 Auf Wiedersehen. 312 00:20:17,253 --> 00:20:18,253 Bertha. 313 00:20:19,558 --> 00:20:21,349 - Bertha! - Ja? 314 00:20:21,374 --> 00:20:22,894 Cancel the Knackwurst. 315 00:20:22,919 --> 00:20:26,146 They delivered the new Super-Boeing and I'm going to be on it. 316 00:20:26,616 --> 00:20:27,607 Wunderbar! 317 00:20:27,773 --> 00:20:29,992 I have to go back to the airport. 318 00:20:30,945 --> 00:20:32,482 We're gonna miss you. 319 00:20:41,251 --> 00:20:43,876 Now, to be absolutely certain: 320 00:20:43,901 --> 00:20:46,728 - You leave tomorrow, right? - Right 321 00:20:46,728 --> 00:20:50,258 And you're back in Paris at 18:45 Thursday evening, right? 322 00:20:50,361 --> 00:20:54,137 No, Wednesday midnight. This is the VC-10 - it cuts hours. 323 00:20:54,162 --> 00:20:56,271 - Orange juice, please. -Tres bièn, madame. 324 00:20:56,296 --> 00:20:59,077 - Vodka martini. - Certainly, monsieur. 325 00:20:59,343 --> 00:21:00,931 I wished you wouldn't do that. 326 00:21:01,050 --> 00:21:03,313 I me feel as if they're always squeezing me in. 327 00:21:03,338 --> 00:21:05,001 Well, my love, I have to arrange my schedule. 328 00:21:05,026 --> 00:21:08,243 You wouldn't want me to be busy going on an assignment when you get back now, would you? 329 00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:11,673 Speaking of assignments: The new plane is in a hangar. 330 00:21:11,673 --> 00:21:14,051 I don't see how you can cover this story from a bar, 331 00:21:14,076 --> 00:21:17,648 That statement, young lady, is a knife in the back of every newspaperman in the world. 332 00:21:18,005 --> 00:21:20,513 - Oh no! - Oh yes. Me Robert. Hi Bernard. 333 00:21:20,747 --> 00:21:22,544 Hi. We were talking about you this morning. 334 00:21:22,569 --> 00:21:25,708 - We were? - Well no, no. Bertha and I were, yeah. 335 00:21:25,810 --> 00:21:28,531 We were saying how wonderful you were doing in Berlin. Going back? 336 00:21:28,556 --> 00:21:30,966 - Oh no, I've been re-assigned to Paris. Didn't you get my wire? - No. 337 00:21:33,572 --> 00:21:35,408 Anything interesting happening in Paris? 338 00:21:35,476 --> 00:21:37,384 Nothing, just routine stuff. 339 00:21:37,414 --> 00:21:40,414 - I've been... hibernating. - Mhm. Like a bear. 340 00:21:40,744 --> 00:21:42,686 And I take it this is Mama Bear? 341 00:21:43,593 --> 00:21:48,228 Miss Vicky Hawkins, British United. Robert Reed, consolidated press. 342 00:21:48,253 --> 00:21:49,361 - Nice to meet you. - Won't you sit down? 343 00:21:49,386 --> 00:21:50,413 Uh, won't I be intruding? 344 00:21:50,438 --> 00:21:51,587 - Yes! - No! 345 00:21:51,612 --> 00:21:52,613 Thank you, I will. 346 00:21:55,853 --> 00:21:56,861 Comfortable? 347 00:21:58,447 --> 00:21:59,344 Oh, uh... 348 00:21:59,369 --> 00:22:03,644 - S'il vous plaît, donne moi un vodka martini, tres sec. 349 00:22:03,679 --> 00:22:05,264 - Tres sec, monsieur? -Oui. 350 00:22:08,132 --> 00:22:11,022 Tell me: Have you known Bernard long? 351 00:22:11,226 --> 00:22:12,655 He doesn't know. 352 00:22:12,726 --> 00:22:15,403 - He doesn't know what? - That I'm your fiancée! 353 00:22:15,428 --> 00:22:18,149 You are... Oh, yes, of course. You are my gir... This is my fiancée. 354 00:22:18,392 --> 00:22:19,532 Delighted. 355 00:22:19,634 --> 00:22:22,579 I'm so lucky to have a man like Bernard all to myself, don't you think? 356 00:22:22,604 --> 00:22:23,814 Oh, absolutely. 357 00:22:25,347 --> 00:22:26,349 What's that? 358 00:22:27,773 --> 00:22:29,913 Oh, that's our new VC-10 I was telling you about. 359 00:22:29,913 --> 00:22:32,813 It's starting here today because of Lufthansa's Super-Boeing. 360 00:22:32,813 --> 00:22:34,797 Lufthansa? Today? 361 00:22:35,155 --> 00:22:39,553 I don't see how you can write a story about airplanes when you don't know anything about what you are writing. 362 00:22:39,578 --> 00:22:41,902 Oh, that never stopped a good newspaper man. 363 00:22:43,376 --> 00:22:45,806 - Tres sec, monsieur. - Merci beaucoup. 364 00:22:45,831 --> 00:22:48,032 You know you are the first friend of Bernard's I've ever met? 365 00:22:48,057 --> 00:22:51,868 - He's so secretive. - Yes, I know, he's even concealed you from me. 366 00:22:52,085 --> 00:22:54,056 You know that I've never known where he's lived in Paris? 367 00:22:54,081 --> 00:22:55,996 - We have a marvellous apartment. - It's a slum. 368 00:22:56,021 --> 00:22:56,625 Is it big? 369 00:22:56,650 --> 00:22:58,040 - Enormous. - Very small. 370 00:22:58,065 --> 00:22:59,657 You've got to put me up for a couple of days, Bernard. 371 00:22:59,682 --> 00:23:01,689 You know every decent hotel in Paris is loaded. 372 00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:02,901 You know what with the tourists and everything. 373 00:23:02,925 --> 00:23:04,558 Go stay at the YMCA. 374 00:23:04,583 --> 00:23:07,972 Nonsense, you can come to our place. You can keep Bernard company while I'm away. 375 00:23:07,997 --> 00:23:09,877 - He gets very lonely. - I accept. 376 00:23:18,932 --> 00:23:21,510 You see now where would we have been if we had gone back to the apartment? 377 00:23:21,535 --> 00:23:22,541 Where indeed? 378 00:23:22,566 --> 00:23:25,963 - You're right as alway. He's a genius, you know. - I heard. 379 00:23:26,260 --> 00:23:28,356 - No, stay here with your friend. - But... 380 00:23:28,381 --> 00:23:30,712 I'll come back and say goodbye if we're going straight out. 381 00:23:36,992 --> 00:23:39,029 Do you know how lucky you are? 382 00:23:39,069 --> 00:23:40,740 I guarantee you, I do. 383 00:23:40,789 --> 00:23:42,623 If I could only find a girl like that. 384 00:23:42,648 --> 00:23:44,654 You are going to the YMCA. 385 00:23:44,836 --> 00:23:46,265 I'll find one there? 386 00:23:46,757 --> 00:23:48,062 You're not gonna look in my apartment. 387 00:23:48,261 --> 00:23:50,296 But this is your fiancée. This is different. 388 00:23:50,321 --> 00:23:53,839 Robert, the last time I saw you was in Casablanca. 389 00:23:53,864 --> 00:23:57,128 I lost a story, two flamenco dancers and a case of whiskey. 390 00:23:57,153 --> 00:23:58,886 I suppose that was different, too. 391 00:23:58,911 --> 00:24:00,587 Did you see Bernard? 392 00:24:05,062 --> 00:24:07,361 - Wha-... What are you doing? - Shh. 393 00:24:07,784 --> 00:24:09,807 You don't have to lap it up. They'll bring another one. 394 00:24:10,165 --> 00:24:11,166 Bernie! 395 00:24:12,889 --> 00:24:14,390 Liebling, I dropped my watch. 396 00:24:14,843 --> 00:24:16,151 I'm so happy I found you! 397 00:24:16,689 --> 00:24:19,230 Oh, and you must be the friend from breakfast. 398 00:24:19,255 --> 00:24:20,355 Yes. 399 00:24:21,486 --> 00:24:22,486 Breakfast? 400 00:24:22,524 --> 00:24:24,517 Oh, you are not Mr. Reed from Berlin... 401 00:24:24,542 --> 00:24:27,306 ... who had the English breakfast with Bernard this morning? 402 00:24:28,134 --> 00:24:28,928 Ow! 403 00:24:28,953 --> 00:24:31,096 Oh, the English breakfast! Yes of course! 404 00:24:31,121 --> 00:24:33,057 Those English kippers are just marvellous. 405 00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:34,213 Kidneys. 406 00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:37,125 I-I-I mean kidneys. I always confuse kippers and kidneys. 407 00:24:37,150 --> 00:24:39,252 But I'm not Mr. Reed, you can call me Robert. 408 00:24:39,277 --> 00:24:40,481 I'm Lise. 409 00:24:40,506 --> 00:24:41,395 Eh... Lise? 410 00:24:41,420 --> 00:24:43,239 Yeah, but you seem not to know me. 411 00:24:44,518 --> 00:24:45,518 Sh... Should I? 412 00:24:45,585 --> 00:24:47,643 Well, as Bernard's friend... 413 00:24:48,229 --> 00:24:50,268 Of course he knows you. He knows all about you. 414 00:24:50,322 --> 00:24:51,891 He knows I'm your fiancée? 415 00:24:52,504 --> 00:24:54,355 Oh, yes, because, heh... 416 00:24:54,683 --> 00:24:56,762 Certainly. He does nothing but talk about you. 417 00:24:56,793 --> 00:24:58,989 He's completely obsessed with you. 418 00:24:59,582 --> 00:25:01,527 What... what... what... What-what are you doing here? 419 00:25:01,675 --> 00:25:05,027 Operations' fault. I've just been promoted to the new Super-Jet. 420 00:25:05,052 --> 00:25:07,292 - Congratulations. - We're going out immediately. 421 00:25:07,395 --> 00:25:08,809 Well, that's why I'm here. 422 00:25:08,834 --> 00:25:11,332 You know, I've waited for you here. I knew you were coming back to the airport. 423 00:25:11,459 --> 00:25:13,645 He anticipates everything. 424 00:25:13,842 --> 00:25:15,475 He really is a genius. 425 00:25:17,360 --> 00:25:19,296 Well, I'm off. Don't get up. 426 00:25:22,695 --> 00:25:27,203 Well Darling, I have to go back to Frankfurt, then London, Montreal and back to Paris. 427 00:25:27,781 --> 00:25:29,508 And when do you plan to be back in Paris? 428 00:25:29,634 --> 00:25:30,657 Day after tomorrow. 429 00:25:30,682 --> 00:25:32,235 Day after tomorrow - what hour? 430 00:25:32,333 --> 00:25:34,141 - 21:00 - 21:00, huh? 431 00:25:34,329 --> 00:25:37,048 He hates confusion so much. Don't you, Liebling? 432 00:25:37,073 --> 00:25:40,316 - Yes, I do. - He's just a slave to my schedule. 433 00:25:42,248 --> 00:25:43,338 Oh, excuse us. 434 00:25:45,622 --> 00:25:47,744 - Wiedersehen, mein Liebling - Auf Wiedersehen, mein Liebling. 435 00:25:47,892 --> 00:25:49,220 Have a nice trip, Liebling. 436 00:25:49,883 --> 00:25:50,883 Wiedersehen! 437 00:25:51,453 --> 00:25:52,786 Tres sec, monsieur. 438 00:25:58,769 --> 00:26:00,305 You know, you're pretty lucky. 439 00:26:00,330 --> 00:26:02,735 And you're getting luckier every minute. 440 00:26:02,909 --> 00:26:04,452 But... you know how it is with these girls... 441 00:26:04,477 --> 00:26:07,070 ... flying around the world: Karachi, Kartung, Caracas. 442 00:26:07,095 --> 00:26:08,344 I know, I know. 443 00:26:08,774 --> 00:26:10,774 And I know that tone of voice from the past. 444 00:26:10,799 --> 00:26:12,221 So leave it alone. 445 00:26:12,505 --> 00:26:13,854 I wouldn't touch it for the world. 446 00:26:13,879 --> 00:26:15,165 Not even the slightest push. 447 00:26:15,190 --> 00:26:16,815 Take-off in 15 minutes. 448 00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:17,840 Don't get up. 449 00:26:19,588 --> 00:26:21,379 See you at midnight, darling. 450 00:26:21,404 --> 00:26:22,863 Yes, midnight. 451 00:26:22,888 --> 00:26:23,894 Midnight? 452 00:26:24,453 --> 00:26:27,461 When I'm flying I go to the galley and look out through the porthole at the moon... 453 00:26:27,486 --> 00:26:28,742 ... at exactly midnight. 454 00:26:28,976 --> 00:26:31,532 And Bernard looks up out of his bed at the same time. 455 00:26:31,790 --> 00:26:34,738 So you see - we are together even when're both alone. 456 00:26:34,974 --> 00:26:38,115 Because we are both looking at the very same moon. 457 00:26:38,929 --> 00:26:39,929 That's cute. 458 00:26:41,187 --> 00:26:42,702 Vicky's very imaginative. 459 00:26:43,326 --> 00:26:44,941 - It's delightful. - Excuse us. 460 00:26:44,991 --> 00:26:46,316 - Would you excuse us? - Should I leave? 461 00:26:46,341 --> 00:26:47,519 - Oh no. - No. 462 00:26:58,617 --> 00:27:00,097 Encore, s'il vous plait. 463 00:27:01,830 --> 00:27:02,558 Goodbye. 464 00:27:02,583 --> 00:27:04,273 - Goodye. - Cheerio. 465 00:27:15,934 --> 00:27:18,386 I can't wait to see your aparment. 466 00:27:18,824 --> 00:27:20,264 You never will. 467 00:27:20,289 --> 00:27:23,511 Why not? We can double date. You and Vicky and me and Lufthansa. 468 00:27:23,536 --> 00:27:25,331 You are going to a hotel. 469 00:27:25,454 --> 00:27:28,391 Then I miss Lufthansa. And so will you when I tell her about Vicky. 470 00:27:29,507 --> 00:27:30,507 You wouldn't. 471 00:27:30,718 --> 00:27:33,161 I would if you forced me to go to a hotel. 472 00:27:35,048 --> 00:27:36,048 Alright. 473 00:27:38,249 --> 00:27:40,305 56, Avenue de la Reine. 474 00:27:40,755 --> 00:27:42,458 See Bertha, my housekeeper. 475 00:27:43,493 --> 00:27:45,098 I'm gonna go back to the office. 476 00:27:45,224 --> 00:27:47,325 I don't know when he finds time to work at all. 477 00:27:47,505 --> 00:27:48,505 Pardon, monsieur? 478 00:27:49,958 --> 00:27:51,558 Nothing. It was just... 479 00:27:53,077 --> 00:27:55,306 That's outragous, I wouldn't pay it if I were you. 480 00:27:55,331 --> 00:27:57,093 You're right. I won't. 481 00:28:00,141 --> 00:28:01,954 You and your big mouth. 482 00:28:17,172 --> 00:28:18,951 - Bertha? - Monsieur? 483 00:28:18,976 --> 00:28:22,491 Je suis un ami de Monsieur Lawrence. 484 00:28:22,516 --> 00:28:23,404 What? 485 00:28:23,429 --> 00:28:27,499 Je suis un ami de Monsieur Lawrence. 486 00:28:27,999 --> 00:28:29,459 I'm an American. 487 00:28:29,702 --> 00:28:32,913 Oh. I Mr. Lawrence's housguest for a couple of days. 488 00:28:34,453 --> 00:28:35,600 He a guest, too? 489 00:28:35,819 --> 00:28:37,491 Oh no, he's a cab driver. 490 00:28:39,287 --> 00:28:40,748 Did you bring your family with you? 491 00:28:40,968 --> 00:28:42,335 Oh no, I'm a bachelor. 492 00:28:42,522 --> 00:28:43,881 So's Mr. Lawrence. 493 00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:46,343 Yes, I know. I'm Robert Reed. 494 00:28:46,975 --> 00:28:49,303 Oh, the breakfast one. 495 00:28:49,959 --> 00:28:52,655 Everyone seems to be pre-occupied with my breakfast. 496 00:28:53,030 --> 00:28:56,186 Mr. Lawrence didn't say anything about you coming to stay. 497 00:28:56,376 --> 00:28:58,712 Oh, you know how he is: Forgetful. 498 00:28:58,915 --> 00:29:01,884 Mr. Lawrence can't afford to forget anything. 499 00:29:02,550 --> 00:29:04,800 What room did he say you could stay in? 500 00:29:05,108 --> 00:29:07,568 Did he say what roo... He wouldn't tell you. 501 00:29:07,615 --> 00:29:09,544 I mean, I think he left it up to you. 502 00:29:09,569 --> 00:29:10,569 Oh. 503 00:29:10,755 --> 00:29:11,755 Well... 504 00:29:12,302 --> 00:29:15,306 This is the guest room and this is the bathroom. 505 00:29:15,331 --> 00:29:18,026 - Yeah - And this is... um... um... 506 00:29:18,051 --> 00:29:21,347 Well, and this is his bedroom and this is the spare room. 507 00:29:21,573 --> 00:29:23,558 It's kind of like a dormatory here. 508 00:29:23,583 --> 00:29:25,768 - You don't know the half of it. - Aha. 509 00:29:26,471 --> 00:29:28,721 - May I sit down? - Oh, certainly. 510 00:29:29,001 --> 00:29:30,509 Thank you very much. 511 00:29:30,627 --> 00:29:34,197 Alright, you're a... you're a guest around here. 512 00:29:34,775 --> 00:29:35,791 You say. 513 00:29:36,346 --> 00:29:39,236 I kinda get the idea that you are not happy about it. 514 00:29:39,261 --> 00:29:43,786 Well, it's another mouth to feed and it's another soul to keep track of and... 515 00:29:43,990 --> 00:29:46,004 ... I'm not very stong, you know. 516 00:29:46,430 --> 00:29:50,700 I took this job because my doctor said I should avoid excitement. 517 00:29:51,321 --> 00:29:52,173 Um... 518 00:29:52,198 --> 00:29:54,440 Are you used to a very diet? 519 00:29:54,581 --> 00:29:56,277 I have the broadest tastes. 520 00:29:56,383 --> 00:29:57,628 Oh, another one. 521 00:29:58,847 --> 00:30:01,854 I... I kinda think I know what you must go through. 522 00:30:02,300 --> 00:30:03,557 No, you don't. 523 00:30:04,256 --> 00:30:08,419 But it's nice to find a young man with some consideration. 524 00:30:08,670 --> 00:30:10,641 So, you go in the guest room and rest out and I get in the kitchen... 525 00:30:10,672 --> 00:30:13,211 ... and I'll go out in the kitchen and get you a nice cold drink 526 00:30:13,236 --> 00:30:15,666 - Thank you. - And... um... Mr. Reed? 527 00:30:15,699 --> 00:30:18,752 - Yes? - Em... you forgot something. 528 00:30:19,346 --> 00:30:21,213 I'm sorry. Merci. 529 00:30:45,827 --> 00:30:49,156 PRESS INTERNATIONAL AGENCY 530 00:30:52,647 --> 00:30:54,422 Pierre, when the story comes in after a while... 531 00:30:54,447 --> 00:30:56,657 ... I want you to translate it for me in the next ten minutes. 532 00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:58,353 What's the hurry, Mr. Lawrence? 533 00:30:58,378 --> 00:31:00,300 Why not sip a leisurely apéritif? 534 00:31:00,428 --> 00:31:04,065 Are you going to cut out the usual dialoge or do I get someone else, huh? 535 00:31:04,412 --> 00:31:05,437 If you choose. 536 00:31:05,820 --> 00:31:09,063 You do not engage me primarily for my lingustic service. 537 00:31:09,088 --> 00:31:10,548 - Yes. - As we both know. 538 00:31:11,464 --> 00:31:12,464 By the way: 539 00:31:12,613 --> 00:31:15,129 I have for you a lovely thing in Far East 540 00:31:15,154 --> 00:31:17,371 Some other time, Pierre. What's going on new in the office, eh? 541 00:31:19,174 --> 00:31:20,268 You're up for a promotion. 542 00:31:20,843 --> 00:31:21,489 What? 543 00:31:21,514 --> 00:31:23,952 They intend to put you in charge of the New York office. 544 00:31:24,085 --> 00:31:26,225 New York? Oh no! Are you sure? 545 00:31:26,516 --> 00:31:29,680 To get into the personel files was not easy. 546 00:31:30,001 --> 00:31:32,493 - It cost me one hundred Francs. - Yeah, my money. 547 00:31:32,518 --> 00:31:35,321 - But I don't want to be promoted out of Paris. - Of course not. 548 00:31:35,603 --> 00:31:38,094 Did Adam want to leave the Garden of Eden? 549 00:31:38,369 --> 00:31:39,713 Translate, will you? 550 00:31:39,987 --> 00:31:42,182 As you wish, as you wish, as you wish. 551 00:32:06,739 --> 00:32:08,543 I don't believe we've met. 552 00:32:09,246 --> 00:32:10,581 You are not Bernard? 553 00:32:11,863 --> 00:32:13,371 How dare you? 554 00:32:14,683 --> 00:32:17,035 Oh, I was sitting here mindin' my own business. 555 00:32:17,149 --> 00:32:19,066 But what are you doing in my apartment? 556 00:32:20,784 --> 00:32:22,034 Your apartment? 557 00:32:22,253 --> 00:32:24,253 And mine and Bernard's. Well? 558 00:32:25,167 --> 00:32:28,459 Oh, well, I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to take advantage of you. 559 00:32:28,459 --> 00:32:30,648 It's just that I was expecting Bernard. 560 00:32:31,013 --> 00:32:33,411 You were expecting Bernard to kiss you? 561 00:32:33,436 --> 00:32:36,154 No, no, of course not. No, no. 562 00:32:36,247 --> 00:32:38,684 I... I... Well, this was so delicious,... 563 00:32:38,709 --> 00:32:40,310 I just hope you forgive me. 564 00:32:40,335 --> 00:32:42,874 I'm Bernard's guest. My name is Robert Reed. 565 00:32:43,515 --> 00:32:44,913 And I am Jacqueline Grieux. 566 00:32:44,938 --> 00:32:47,142 - How do you do? - Please sit down. 567 00:32:47,167 --> 00:32:48,386 Thank you. 568 00:32:48,799 --> 00:32:52,234 You seem not to know me. Has not Bernard told you about me? 569 00:32:52,854 --> 00:32:54,996 Oh, oh yes. Oh, absolutely. 570 00:32:55,176 --> 00:32:57,364 Of course. He talks about nothing else. 571 00:32:57,389 --> 00:33:00,575 That's all he talks about. Jacqueline this, Jacquline that. 572 00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:02,606 Here a Jacqueline, there a Jacqueline, everywhere... 573 00:33:02,692 --> 00:33:04,623 - You are his fiancée? - Yes. 574 00:33:04,648 --> 00:33:06,268 I thought you would be. 575 00:33:06,398 --> 00:33:07,850 And you are an old friend? 576 00:33:07,875 --> 00:33:10,439 I never know. He is so secretive. 577 00:33:10,540 --> 00:33:12,502 Yes, and I can't imagine why, Miss Grieux. 578 00:33:12,580 --> 00:33:16,237 Because you and Bernard are old friends, you may call me Jacqueline. 579 00:33:16,823 --> 00:33:19,453 Oh, thank you. And you must call me Robert. 580 00:33:19,506 --> 00:33:21,863 - How do you do? - Glad to know you. 581 00:33:23,551 --> 00:33:26,340 - Sit down. - Sit down again. Yes. 582 00:33:27,473 --> 00:33:29,605 You know, he's terribly jealous. 583 00:33:29,630 --> 00:33:32,176 You won't say anything to him about my kissing you? 584 00:33:32,449 --> 00:33:34,699 - Oh no. I forgot about it already. - You have? 585 00:33:34,801 --> 00:33:36,676 Well, it was so sudden, without warning. 586 00:33:36,982 --> 00:33:40,270 If there had been a warning, there would never have been any kiss. 587 00:33:40,368 --> 00:33:43,502 Exactly. Without anticipation a kiss is nothing. 588 00:33:43,721 --> 00:33:44,854 Actually, you know... 589 00:33:44,955 --> 00:33:48,517 I could easily forget not to remember a kiss that meant nothing. 590 00:33:48,818 --> 00:33:50,962 But... a kiss that meant something... 591 00:33:51,340 --> 00:33:52,989 ... that I could remember to forget. 592 00:33:53,199 --> 00:33:55,966 There is something fuzzy about that logic. 593 00:33:55,991 --> 00:33:57,121 No, not at all. 594 00:33:57,146 --> 00:33:59,279 An honest, meaningful kiss... 595 00:33:59,436 --> 00:34:03,771 ... would ensure my complete silence and absolute discretion. 596 00:34:04,053 --> 00:34:05,887 You want me to kiss you again? 597 00:34:05,919 --> 00:34:07,325 As a bribe? 598 00:34:07,613 --> 00:34:09,223 No, as a kiss. 599 00:34:09,301 --> 00:34:10,590 A little kiss. 600 00:34:10,824 --> 00:34:13,694 But I could not. I could never forgive myself. 601 00:34:13,906 --> 00:34:16,747 But it's... just to help you and Bernard. 602 00:34:16,772 --> 00:34:18,392 I don't understand that. 603 00:34:18,417 --> 00:34:21,002 Well, you're his fiancée and I'm his dearest friend. 604 00:34:21,096 --> 00:34:23,119 We must protect him from any misunderstandings... 605 00:34:23,144 --> 00:34:25,900 Newspapermen, they're in heat all the time. 606 00:34:25,984 --> 00:34:27,744 Ah, Bertha. 607 00:34:28,549 --> 00:34:31,254 Are we having my soufflé tonight for dinner? 608 00:34:31,348 --> 00:34:33,200 Right now, that's the plan. 609 00:34:33,225 --> 00:34:36,341 - Ah, thank you. Let me take this. - Where are you going, Jacqueline? 610 00:34:36,341 --> 00:34:38,953 To my room. To wait for Bernard. 611 00:34:39,658 --> 00:34:40,658 Please. 612 00:34:41,666 --> 00:34:42,978 Uh, I... 613 00:34:43,353 --> 00:34:46,920 I thought I would be a gentleman and open the door for her. 614 00:34:49,727 --> 00:34:50,727 Oh! 615 00:35:03,787 --> 00:35:04,852 Don't ask. 616 00:35:04,877 --> 00:35:08,662 Oh, I was just going to ask if you were through with what you were doing. 617 00:35:08,927 --> 00:35:11,232 And you're gonna hang around here. 618 00:35:11,477 --> 00:35:12,477 Fine. Well, then... 619 00:35:12,855 --> 00:35:15,401 ... I might as well just go and lie down a while. 620 00:35:16,167 --> 00:35:18,160 I get tired during the day, you know. 621 00:35:18,377 --> 00:35:21,713 A little nap never hurts. But thanks, Bertha. 622 00:35:24,264 --> 00:35:25,717 I'll just lie down. 623 00:35:26,397 --> 00:35:28,530 And I'll... I'll wake myself up. 624 00:35:45,261 --> 00:35:46,261 Jacqueline. 625 00:35:49,352 --> 00:35:51,006 Jacqueline. Can you hear me? 626 00:35:51,288 --> 00:35:52,288 Go away! 627 00:35:53,006 --> 00:35:54,561 But what's one little kiss? 628 00:35:55,094 --> 00:35:56,673 Go away! 629 00:35:57,516 --> 00:36:01,500 I just want one little kiss I can expect and I promise I'll say nothing to Bernard. 630 00:36:02,196 --> 00:36:03,743 Oh, alright! 631 00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:04,840 Get ready. 632 00:36:11,113 --> 00:36:12,113 Well? 633 00:36:19,299 --> 00:36:21,041 Robert! Jacqueline! 634 00:36:21,877 --> 00:36:24,030 Bertha, what's going on here? 635 00:36:24,221 --> 00:36:24,963 Jacqueline, ... 636 00:36:24,988 --> 00:36:25,988 ... you're early. 637 00:36:26,049 --> 00:36:27,940 - Why are you yelling? - Am I yelling? 638 00:36:28,010 --> 00:36:30,088 Well, of course I'm yelling. I've got every right to yell. 639 00:36:30,213 --> 00:36:33,416 - I want to explain to Robert... - Uh, Jacqueline already explained. 640 00:36:33,416 --> 00:36:34,635 Oh shid did? 641 00:36:34,705 --> 00:36:37,260 Oh, then everything is fine. Then why don't we all have a drink? Yes. 642 00:36:38,288 --> 00:36:39,476 Did Bertha unpack your bag? 643 00:36:39,546 --> 00:36:40,965 - Yes, I'm in ... - How wonderful. 644 00:36:40,965 --> 00:36:42,386 Oh, what are we gonna have for dinner? 645 00:36:42,386 --> 00:36:44,062 Don't you worry! I'll go see what we're gonna have for dinner. 646 00:36:44,062 --> 00:36:46,187 - Where's Bertha? - I'm here! 647 00:36:46,234 --> 00:36:47,990 Oh, good, good, good. That's fine. 648 00:36:48,185 --> 00:36:50,545 It's a funny live being a maid around here. 649 00:36:50,700 --> 00:36:51,700 Yes! 650 00:36:54,935 --> 00:36:55,811 Oh, there you are. 651 00:36:55,836 --> 00:36:57,521 - Are you alright? - Yes, I'm fine, fine. 652 00:36:57,546 --> 00:36:59,179 Just a little hyper-active. 653 00:36:59,328 --> 00:37:00,507 Uh, excuse me. 654 00:37:05,602 --> 00:37:08,382 Somehow I never get to answer the phone around here. 655 00:37:08,609 --> 00:37:12,238 Well, it's... eh... it might be somebody who only speaks French. 656 00:37:12,348 --> 00:37:14,264 But I speak French. 657 00:37:15,585 --> 00:37:17,819 It might be the butcher. He only speaks German. 658 00:37:18,490 --> 00:37:19,491 Hello? 659 00:37:21,209 --> 00:37:22,312 It's the butcher. 660 00:37:23,243 --> 00:37:25,547 Well, I'm going to get ready for my bath. 661 00:37:29,554 --> 00:37:32,189 It wasn't the butcher. It was the Lufthansa from Frankfurt. 662 00:37:32,214 --> 00:37:33,525 Wha... what... What did she say? 663 00:37:34,057 --> 00:37:35,713 "Hallo, Liebling." 664 00:37:37,197 --> 00:37:39,555 - There's something I want to tell you. - Yes, what is it? 665 00:37:40,306 --> 00:37:42,056 I forget. It'll come to me. 666 00:37:45,525 --> 00:37:46,525 Hello? 667 00:37:47,408 --> 00:37:48,267 Her again. 668 00:37:48,292 --> 00:37:50,517 - Fräulein D-cup. - Give me the phone. 669 00:37:53,243 --> 00:37:54,243 Hello? 670 00:37:54,884 --> 00:37:56,477 Well, no, it's laryngitis. 671 00:37:56,508 --> 00:37:58,032 Oh, yes. It came on very quickly. 672 00:37:58,938 --> 00:38:01,165 But that's very sweet of you to say, my Liebling. 673 00:38:01,258 --> 00:38:02,591 But of course I can say it. 674 00:38:04,206 --> 00:38:05,211 Right now? 675 00:38:08,135 --> 00:38:10,129 Ich liebe dich, too. 676 00:38:10,947 --> 00:38:13,813 No no. Don't call me from Montreal. It's very expensive. 677 00:38:14,412 --> 00:38:16,119 Yes, but you have a good trip. Auf Wiedersehen. 678 00:38:16,468 --> 00:38:17,468 Bye. 679 00:38:18,201 --> 00:38:19,201 You'll need this. 680 00:38:23,314 --> 00:38:24,314 Yes, what is it? 681 00:38:25,525 --> 00:38:28,054 - Nothing. - Nothing. 682 00:38:30,598 --> 00:38:32,864 - Was that the telephone again? - Yes. 683 00:38:33,382 --> 00:38:34,817 Why are you whispering? 684 00:38:34,842 --> 00:38:36,332 Am I whisper... It's laryngitis. 685 00:38:36,357 --> 00:38:37,793 I'm not whispering, no. 686 00:38:37,818 --> 00:38:39,658 - It was not for me? - No no no. 687 00:38:39,906 --> 00:38:41,482 No. Are you expecting a phone call? 688 00:38:41,568 --> 00:38:43,209 They might call from the airport. 689 00:38:43,315 --> 00:38:46,802 They are changing schedules because of our new fast plane. 690 00:38:46,883 --> 00:38:48,122 The Ultra-Caravelle. 691 00:38:48,610 --> 00:38:49,923 Oh. And, uh... 692 00:38:50,321 --> 00:38:52,727 And they want you to be one of the hostesses on it, right? 693 00:38:53,105 --> 00:38:54,219 How did you know? 694 00:38:55,071 --> 00:38:57,868 I would say obvious. But they haven't changed the schedule yet. 695 00:38:57,939 --> 00:39:00,415 No, except we are going one hour later tomorrow morning. 696 00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:01,462 One hour later? 697 00:39:01,487 --> 00:39:04,204 11:30 instead of 10:30. 698 00:39:04,436 --> 00:39:05,315 Good. 699 00:39:05,340 --> 00:39:06,707 Why did you say "good"? 700 00:39:06,739 --> 00:39:08,226 - Oh, did I say "good"? - Uh-huh. 701 00:39:08,251 --> 00:39:09,638 Yeah, you did. I heard it. 702 00:39:09,663 --> 00:39:12,685 I said "good" because it's gonna give us an extra our in the morning. 703 00:39:12,710 --> 00:39:14,296 Oooh, you're so sweet. 704 00:39:15,238 --> 00:39:16,046 Yes, yes. 705 00:39:16,071 --> 00:39:18,211 - Who was it then? - Who was who? 706 00:39:18,236 --> 00:39:21,695 On the telephone. It was not another woman, was it? 707 00:39:21,820 --> 00:39:24,195 Another woman? Are you kidding? 708 00:39:24,321 --> 00:39:26,383 You marevellous little French pussycat. 709 00:39:26,562 --> 00:39:27,859 Another woman indeed. 710 00:39:30,028 --> 00:39:31,028 Another woman. 711 00:39:32,239 --> 00:39:33,802 Well... Who was it? 712 00:39:34,239 --> 00:39:36,309 Eh... eh... it was a... uh... 713 00:39:36,513 --> 00:39:38,614 A wrong number. Some lunatic was on the phone. 714 00:39:39,551 --> 00:39:40,762 What is this? 715 00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:42,560 What's what? 716 00:39:42,591 --> 00:39:43,591 This letter. 717 00:39:43,708 --> 00:39:45,638 It has an English stamp on it. 718 00:39:46,528 --> 00:39:47,682 Vodka fingers? 719 00:39:48,833 --> 00:39:52,864 It's addressed to someone named Victoria Haukins. 720 00:39:52,966 --> 00:39:54,919 - That's "Hawkins". - Listen up. 721 00:39:55,645 --> 00:39:57,512 Obviously. Well, what is it doing here? 722 00:39:58,177 --> 00:39:59,790 Well... Well, you know how they are down at the post office. 723 00:40:00,411 --> 00:40:03,099 Obviously. Well, what is it doing here? 724 00:40:03,263 --> 00:40:06,215 Well... Well, you know how they are down at the post office. 725 00:40:06,240 --> 00:40:08,043 No. How are they? 726 00:40:08,443 --> 00:40:10,094 - I just remembered. - What? 727 00:40:10,094 --> 00:40:12,066 - What I wanted to tell you. - Yes? What is it? Huh? 728 00:40:13,271 --> 00:40:15,317 Eh... uh... Dinner's almost ready. 729 00:40:15,544 --> 00:40:16,880 Alright. Thank you Bertha. 730 00:40:17,231 --> 00:40:19,510 Now tell me something. What is this? 731 00:40:20,613 --> 00:40:22,619 - It's a letter. - I can see that. 732 00:40:22,690 --> 00:40:25,525 But it's addressed to a Miss Victoria Haukins. 733 00:40:25,654 --> 00:40:26,783 Do you know her? 734 00:40:27,358 --> 00:40:29,779 Never heard of her. Sounds like some kind of a foreigner. 735 00:40:29,804 --> 00:40:31,639 - It's a foreigner. - Well, what is it doing here? 736 00:40:31,664 --> 00:40:32,287 I... 737 00:40:32,521 --> 00:40:33,154 Um... 738 00:40:33,630 --> 00:40:34,302 Eh... 739 00:40:34,981 --> 00:40:35,707 Oh. 740 00:40:35,973 --> 00:40:38,918 - That old idot, you know, the concierge... - Yeah, the idiot. 741 00:40:38,943 --> 00:40:40,965 He... He said that I took this letter. 742 00:40:40,990 --> 00:40:43,857 It belonged to somebody else on the block. It's my mistake. 743 00:40:43,935 --> 00:40:46,818 You see there's always a logical explanation for everything. 744 00:40:46,974 --> 00:40:49,865 My mistake, Fräulein. Um... mademoiselle. 745 00:40:51,319 --> 00:40:52,705 That's alright, Bertha. 746 00:40:53,053 --> 00:40:55,116 Eh... we're only humans. 747 00:40:55,514 --> 00:40:56,976 Some of us anyway. 748 00:40:58,632 --> 00:40:59,632 Sweet person. 749 00:40:59,694 --> 00:41:01,445 I'm sorry, Darling. 750 00:41:01,470 --> 00:41:03,905 You must think that I'm terribly suspicious. 751 00:41:04,374 --> 00:41:05,585 You are a little bit, my... 752 00:41:05,617 --> 00:41:08,593 I will be out soon, all fresh and powdery for you. 753 00:41:11,318 --> 00:41:12,435 Fresh entirely? 754 00:41:25,197 --> 00:41:26,201 What are you doing? 755 00:41:27,275 --> 00:41:28,408 Changing over. 756 00:41:28,622 --> 00:41:31,150 You don't want Air France wearing Lufthansa's underwear, do you? 757 00:41:31,643 --> 00:41:33,127 This she'd get lost in it. 758 00:41:37,414 --> 00:41:38,195 I'm tired. 759 00:41:38,219 --> 00:41:39,907 Now why should you be tired? 760 00:41:41,365 --> 00:41:43,953 I suppose you think I got nothing on my mind but women, right? 761 00:41:44,031 --> 00:41:46,641 Why not? With a layout like this, what else would you have on your mind? 762 00:41:47,054 --> 00:41:48,788 - Remember the time you covered that Suez thing? - Yeah. 763 00:41:48,813 --> 00:41:51,471 You had this four Dames, the Isreali machine gun, ... 764 00:41:51,496 --> 00:41:53,347 - ... and the Arabian masseuse. - Wait a minute! 765 00:41:53,426 --> 00:41:56,699 They weren't all stacked up over the field waiting to come in. 766 00:41:56,746 --> 00:41:59,339 Well, I admit: Today is a bit unusal. 767 00:41:59,459 --> 00:42:03,701 Unusual? Bernard, I don't like to pry but you are enaged to all this girls, right? 768 00:42:03,726 --> 00:42:04,726 Yes. 769 00:42:05,451 --> 00:42:06,498 And, uh... 770 00:42:06,905 --> 00:42:09,639 ... they all have the idea of getting married, right? 771 00:42:10,373 --> 00:42:13,199 Of course they do! I mean how else do you think polygamy works? 772 00:42:13,537 --> 00:42:14,701 But isn't that a little risky? 773 00:42:14,726 --> 00:42:16,794 Plus the fact it's against the law. 774 00:42:17,263 --> 00:42:18,951 - You know, three wives, I mean... - Just a minute! Wait a minute. 775 00:42:19,708 --> 00:42:21,224 Who said anything about wives? 776 00:42:21,571 --> 00:42:24,208 They are fiancés and that's the way they are going to stay. 777 00:42:24,563 --> 00:42:28,953 That way I have all the advantages of married life without any of its inconveniences. 778 00:42:28,992 --> 00:42:29,992 You understand? 779 00:42:30,164 --> 00:42:34,099 And besides: Fiancés are a lot friendlier than wives. 780 00:42:34,453 --> 00:42:37,512 - You are kidding. - Now! Three is the perfect number! 781 00:42:37,786 --> 00:42:39,341 Less, it would be monotonous. 782 00:42:39,459 --> 00:42:41,623 More would be terribly tiring. 783 00:42:42,388 --> 00:42:43,794 - Three are ideal. - But immoral. 784 00:42:43,911 --> 00:42:45,208 But it's immoral! 785 00:42:45,801 --> 00:42:46,801 Immoral? 786 00:42:46,935 --> 00:42:48,716 All three think they're the only one. 787 00:42:48,786 --> 00:42:50,489 Now, they don't think it's immoral. Why should I? 788 00:42:50,544 --> 00:42:51,731 I think it's the only way to live. 789 00:42:51,855 --> 00:42:53,637 - Yeah, but isn't it a little complicated? - No. 790 00:42:53,816 --> 00:42:55,813 - All you need is a timetable. - I'll bet you do. 791 00:42:55,848 --> 00:42:58,293 No, not what you think. An airline's timetable. 792 00:42:58,318 --> 00:43:00,019 Oh, to get away in a hurry. 793 00:43:00,184 --> 00:43:01,465 Come here, I'll show you. 794 00:43:03,100 --> 00:43:07,325 Here's the timetable for all the major airlines in the whole world all in one volume. 795 00:43:07,350 --> 00:43:08,365 One volume. 796 00:43:08,499 --> 00:43:09,733 You understand now, don't you? 797 00:43:09,758 --> 00:43:10,758 Yes. 798 00:43:11,116 --> 00:43:12,451 - You really don't, do you? - No. 799 00:43:13,688 --> 00:43:15,333 Let me see. Let me put it this way. 800 00:43:15,696 --> 00:43:19,015 Each one of my fiancés is been recruited from the different air personel. 801 00:43:19,282 --> 00:43:21,009 Each is an airline hostess. 802 00:43:21,034 --> 00:43:22,337 - And very beautiful. - Thank you. 803 00:43:22,376 --> 00:43:23,812 They've been tried and tested. 804 00:43:24,820 --> 00:43:27,501 You know the extrance exam to these major airlines is very difficult. 805 00:43:27,526 --> 00:43:30,905 They have to be healthy, good at cooking, witty, ... 806 00:43:30,930 --> 00:43:32,315 - ... friendly, ... - Friendly? 807 00:43:32,340 --> 00:43:34,322 I understand it from your point of view but... 808 00:43:34,581 --> 00:43:36,003 ... what do they girls get out of it? 809 00:43:36,577 --> 00:43:38,741 Well, the get a... They get security out of it. 810 00:43:38,902 --> 00:43:42,069 I mean flying around like that - it's good for them to know that there's someone down below... 811 00:43:42,094 --> 00:43:43,109 ... that they can come home to. 812 00:43:43,171 --> 00:43:45,751 There's not enough people down below to go around, huh? 813 00:43:45,776 --> 00:43:48,067 - Well, they happen to be in love with me. - That's nice. 814 00:43:48,784 --> 00:43:49,784 Well... 815 00:43:50,307 --> 00:43:53,260 I take my hat off to you but I must admit I don't think it's gonna last. 816 00:43:53,356 --> 00:43:54,666 - You don't, eh? - Mm-mm. 817 00:43:54,815 --> 00:43:55,760 Sit down. 818 00:43:55,838 --> 00:43:56,783 - Here? - Please. 819 00:43:56,808 --> 00:43:57,596 Alright. 820 00:43:58,971 --> 00:43:59,877 You don't, huh? 821 00:44:00,349 --> 00:44:01,268 Look at this. 822 00:44:02,455 --> 00:44:04,634 Lise will be arriving in Montreal this evening. 823 00:44:04,719 --> 00:44:08,304 Jacqueline, who leaves tomorrow morning, will be arriving in Tokyo and Vicky... 824 00:44:08,485 --> 00:44:10,555 ... by this time will be between Lisbon and home. 825 00:44:10,718 --> 00:44:14,337 So you see: My fiancés wheel around the Earth. 826 00:44:14,631 --> 00:44:16,889 One towards the sun, one towards the moon... 827 00:44:17,069 --> 00:44:19,506 ... and they all, eventually, in turn, come back in turn to me. 828 00:44:19,531 --> 00:44:20,679 It is geometrical. 829 00:44:21,328 --> 00:44:22,359 It's poetic. 830 00:44:22,515 --> 00:44:25,476 Sort of like: One up, one down, one pending, huh? 831 00:44:25,984 --> 00:44:26,787 M-hm. 832 00:44:26,820 --> 00:44:28,241 Yeah, you might say that. 833 00:44:29,204 --> 00:44:30,462 Well, old friend,... 834 00:44:30,494 --> 00:44:31,689 ... now that you know everything... 835 00:44:31,728 --> 00:44:34,611 ... you understand why it's important that you find your own place. 836 00:44:34,636 --> 00:44:37,423 Because your presence here makes it highly complicated. 837 00:44:37,634 --> 00:44:42,766 You know, now that I realizes how remarkably uncomplicated you've made everything... 838 00:44:43,071 --> 00:44:45,618 ... I just wouldn't trust myself staying anywhere else. 839 00:44:45,686 --> 00:44:48,561 Oooh, I never thought you'd stoop to blackmail. 840 00:44:49,131 --> 00:44:50,951 Oh, don't call it that! 841 00:44:50,976 --> 00:44:53,457 No, say admiration, envy, maybe. 842 00:44:53,584 --> 00:44:54,763 And something else. 843 00:44:54,834 --> 00:44:58,130 A deep-seated curiosity 'cause now that I've heard... 844 00:44:58,185 --> 00:45:02,786 ... I can't wait to see your geometrical poetry come unglued at the seam. 845 00:45:02,811 --> 00:45:05,786 Look! Nothing's gonna happen unless you make it happen. 846 00:45:05,811 --> 00:45:08,067 You breathe one word, you open your mouth... 847 00:45:08,092 --> 00:45:11,849 Wait a minute! I will protect this setup as though it were my very own. 848 00:45:11,874 --> 00:45:13,484 Yeah, well, that's what I'm afraid of. 849 00:45:13,664 --> 00:45:16,242 Bernard, we've had our differences over the years... 850 00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:18,710 ... but I do recognize geniuse when I see it. 851 00:45:18,735 --> 00:45:19,735 Thank you. 852 00:45:21,348 --> 00:45:22,833 You can trust me. 853 00:45:23,989 --> 00:45:25,903 You called for a translator, Mr. Reed? 854 00:45:25,928 --> 00:45:27,122 I am Pierre. 855 00:45:27,147 --> 00:45:28,583 Ah, your fame proceeds you, Pierre. 856 00:45:28,608 --> 00:45:30,122 Oh, I'm known in Berlin? 857 00:45:30,163 --> 00:45:34,093 Oh, in the newspaper fraternity you have the reputation of a man with a simple taste: 858 00:45:34,132 --> 00:45:35,132 Money. 859 00:45:35,632 --> 00:45:37,773 Do you know Bernard Lawrence of International Press? 860 00:45:38,086 --> 00:45:39,875 I seem to have heard the name. 861 00:45:40,213 --> 00:45:42,873 You could never by chance have worked for International? 862 00:45:43,322 --> 00:45:45,572 - I don't even know the address. - I see. 863 00:45:45,597 --> 00:45:49,525 What is Monsieur Lawrence's present status with International Press, uh,... 864 00:45:49,550 --> 00:45:52,347 - ... employment-wise? - Eh. Thank you. 865 00:45:52,838 --> 00:45:56,643 It is quite possible that Monsieur Lawrence will soon be transferred to New York. 866 00:45:56,780 --> 00:46:00,279 - Are you sure? - The information cost me 200 Francs. 867 00:46:03,961 --> 00:46:05,961 Where does he get his fiancés? 868 00:46:06,376 --> 00:46:07,056 Pardon? 869 00:46:07,081 --> 00:46:09,297 Oh, come on Pierre! What's the source of supply. 870 00:46:09,322 --> 00:46:11,235 I mean there must be some kind of a pool. 871 00:46:11,266 --> 00:46:16,346 Or a specific restaurant. Or a certain someone with the right contacts. 872 00:46:16,377 --> 00:46:20,101 I don't know, Monsieur. And I would be very expensive to find out. 873 00:46:20,148 --> 00:46:22,663 - Find out! - I will begin immediately. 874 00:46:23,702 --> 00:46:26,733 You don't intend to interfere with Monsieur Lawrence's, uh, ... 875 00:46:26,828 --> 00:46:29,452 - ... arrangement? - Most certainly not. I like it the way it is. 876 00:46:29,616 --> 00:46:32,007 Along with the maid and the apartment. 877 00:46:32,558 --> 00:46:36,097 Ah, I guess the day that Mr. Lawrence maybe transferred to New York. 878 00:46:36,122 --> 00:46:39,143 Exactly. I would be too expensive for him to take everything with him. 879 00:46:39,192 --> 00:46:41,431 You are a friend, monsieur. 880 00:46:41,674 --> 00:46:43,697 Is there anything I can do for you here? 881 00:46:44,345 --> 00:46:47,415 - The translating? - No not at all, thank you. I have to be going. 882 00:46:47,566 --> 00:46:50,527 - Just get the information. - At once, sir. 883 00:46:51,016 --> 00:46:53,245 - May I use the telephone? - Certainly. Go right ahead. 884 00:47:05,715 --> 00:47:08,194 Monsieur Lawrence? He's just leaving. 885 00:47:09,082 --> 00:47:10,793 I'm going to follow him. 886 00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:12,723 Don't excite yourself. 887 00:47:13,464 --> 00:47:14,464 Goodbye. 888 00:47:50,366 --> 00:47:51,366 Oh, hi Bertha. 889 00:47:51,617 --> 00:47:52,617 Well, Mr. Reed. 890 00:47:52,642 --> 00:47:54,788 I see Air France has flown. Who's up next? 891 00:47:54,851 --> 00:47:56,726 Eh... I mean, what lady? 892 00:47:56,882 --> 00:47:58,054 I know what you mean. 893 00:47:58,610 --> 00:48:00,067 British United. 894 00:48:00,360 --> 00:48:01,867 Due in after midnight. 895 00:48:02,048 --> 00:48:03,274 After midnight, huh? 896 00:48:03,969 --> 00:48:06,865 Poor Bertha. You put in a pretty big day. 897 00:48:06,865 --> 00:48:10,245 Uh... I'm curious, Bertha. You gettin' here around dawn? 898 00:48:10,633 --> 00:48:11,922 I sleep here. 899 00:48:12,282 --> 00:48:13,282 You too? 900 00:48:13,306 --> 00:48:14,501 Uh... I mean: You do? 901 00:48:14,618 --> 00:48:16,571 - Uh... where? - In the back. 902 00:48:16,836 --> 00:48:18,696 You wouldn't believe what it's like. 903 00:48:19,813 --> 00:48:21,438 Yes, I would. Uh... 904 00:48:21,463 --> 00:48:22,463 You know, Bertha,... 905 00:48:22,501 --> 00:48:25,733 Mr. Lawrence means well but he's so involved with all his work and everything... 906 00:48:25,758 --> 00:48:26,773 And I feel a little guilty. 907 00:48:26,806 --> 00:48:29,082 I hope I'm not too much of an inconvenience for you. 908 00:48:29,107 --> 00:48:30,017 Oh, well, I... 909 00:48:30,164 --> 00:48:34,085 I mean, I know what you go through. With all of the confusion and the changing... 910 00:48:34,211 --> 00:48:35,616 ...and I remember what you told me. 911 00:48:35,641 --> 00:48:36,805 You're not very strong: 912 00:48:36,946 --> 00:48:39,547 No, underneath I'm very delicate. 913 00:48:40,257 --> 00:48:42,836 And you have a very spiritual face, Bertha. 914 00:48:43,030 --> 00:48:44,827 I don't know how I keep up. 915 00:48:46,042 --> 00:48:47,670 Because you are loyal. 916 00:48:47,717 --> 00:48:49,725 Because of finer feelings. 917 00:48:50,639 --> 00:48:51,849 And no matter what: 918 00:48:52,385 --> 00:48:53,243 Honor. 919 00:48:53,268 --> 00:48:55,002 And I'm not a complainer. 920 00:48:55,075 --> 00:48:57,215 Of course you are not. Anyone can see that. 921 00:48:58,090 --> 00:49:01,138 Bertha, why don't you sit down? I hate to sit when a lady is standing. 922 00:49:01,582 --> 00:49:03,067 Oh, he... here, sir? 923 00:49:03,153 --> 00:49:05,809 Why of course! We're in France. E pluribus unum. 924 00:49:07,962 --> 00:49:09,879 Sit down, Bertha, have a cigarette with me. 925 00:49:10,083 --> 00:49:11,856 Ah, I'd rather have a drink. 926 00:49:12,216 --> 00:49:13,216 Oh. 927 00:49:13,342 --> 00:49:14,816 Oh, I will get you one. 928 00:49:17,176 --> 00:49:20,305 Now, Mr. Lawrence, as smart as he is, doesn't realize what he has here. 929 00:49:20,558 --> 00:49:22,160 Now take me. 930 00:49:22,387 --> 00:49:25,059 I came to Paris to find an apartment just such as this. 931 00:49:25,496 --> 00:49:26,713 With a housekeeper,... 932 00:49:26,738 --> 00:49:28,214 ... at a higher salary,... 933 00:49:28,337 --> 00:49:30,214 ... who would make some elegant meals,... 934 00:49:30,535 --> 00:49:32,238 ...well-planned in advance... 935 00:49:32,450 --> 00:49:35,863 ... with no changing menus, no constant adjustments... 936 00:49:36,877 --> 00:49:38,450 ... and tolerance. 937 00:49:38,660 --> 00:49:41,991 And she must understand that a man, a bachelor, such as myself,... 938 00:49:42,065 --> 00:49:43,669 ... is, afterall, a man. 939 00:49:44,183 --> 00:49:48,408 Uh... and possibly a... uh... discrete relationship. 940 00:49:49,150 --> 00:49:51,073 One discrete relationship? 941 00:49:51,150 --> 00:49:53,197 Uh... with possibly a countess. 942 00:49:53,267 --> 00:49:55,767 Or and older woman of quality. 943 00:49:56,243 --> 00:49:59,235 Quality instead of quantity, huh Mr. Reed? 944 00:49:59,260 --> 00:50:00,250 That's the idea. 945 00:50:00,275 --> 00:50:04,407 And I thought, Bertha, possibly you could help me find such a woman. 946 00:50:04,656 --> 00:50:07,039 - A countess? - A housekeeper. 947 00:50:08,734 --> 00:50:11,327 Who could that be? No-one's scheduled for this time. 948 00:50:11,460 --> 00:50:14,038 Probably the police. I've been expecting them for months. 949 00:50:14,153 --> 00:50:15,631 Well, I don't understand it, because... 950 00:50:15,656 --> 00:50:17,474 - Oh, Lise. - Surprise! 951 00:50:17,499 --> 00:50:18,584 Nice to see you! 952 00:50:18,679 --> 00:50:21,194 Uh... Lise? That's strange. 953 00:50:21,692 --> 00:50:23,803 We didn't expect you back until tomorrow. 954 00:50:24,006 --> 00:50:25,512 Let me take that for you. 955 00:50:25,703 --> 00:50:27,671 You are just like my Bernard. 956 00:50:27,904 --> 00:50:30,312 He always has to know the minute I touch down. 957 00:50:30,468 --> 00:50:33,226 What do we have to eat? I... I'll... I'll get out the Knackwurst. 958 00:50:33,272 --> 00:50:35,272 She'll get some Knackwurst out. 959 00:50:35,343 --> 00:50:37,491 That's funny: We thought you would be in Montreal. 960 00:50:37,516 --> 00:50:38,889 Well, that's a surprise. 961 00:50:38,914 --> 00:50:42,390 They turned right around and flew back. We set a two-way record. 962 00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:45,319 - Won't Bernard be delighted? - Hysterical. 963 00:51:03,337 --> 00:51:05,751 I'll just... uh... put this in here for you. 964 00:51:06,078 --> 00:51:07,322 Thank you, Mr. Reed. 965 00:51:07,322 --> 00:51:10,352 - Uh... call me Robert, won't you? - Of course. 966 00:51:14,213 --> 00:51:15,377 You have back troubles? 967 00:51:15,416 --> 00:51:17,229 Oh, constantly. 968 00:51:17,392 --> 00:51:19,416 Like other people have colds. 969 00:51:19,449 --> 00:51:22,855 I have to take Titfaligitlugnanderplatz all the time. 970 00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:24,222 Oh, that's terrible. 971 00:51:25,003 --> 00:51:28,112 - What is it? - A marvellous Bavarian sedative! 972 00:51:28,357 --> 00:51:31,747 Really powerful. A few drops and you're asleep. 973 00:51:32,927 --> 00:51:35,607 But I wish I knew a good masseur in Paris. 974 00:51:37,067 --> 00:51:39,113 - As a matter of fact, um... - What? 975 00:51:39,393 --> 00:51:42,238 - Oh nothing. - You were going to say something. 976 00:51:42,368 --> 00:51:44,777 Well, I didn't want you to think I was being forward. 977 00:51:44,802 --> 00:51:46,978 I'll tell you if I think you're forward. 978 00:51:47,996 --> 00:51:49,517 Yes, I'm sure you would. 979 00:51:49,613 --> 00:51:51,816 Well, I was just going to say that when I was younger... 980 00:51:51,988 --> 00:51:55,761 ... uh, before I decided to dedicate my life to journalism, I was ... 981 00:51:56,082 --> 00:51:57,574 ... a physical therapist. 982 00:51:59,364 --> 00:52:00,364 No. 983 00:52:00,389 --> 00:52:02,194 - Yes. - Wunderbar. 984 00:52:02,219 --> 00:52:06,155 And you'll massage me? A deep body massage? 985 00:52:06,663 --> 00:52:07,709 I will try. 986 00:52:08,530 --> 00:52:10,952 Oh, you're shocked. You think I'm forward. 987 00:52:10,977 --> 00:52:14,170 Nothing is forward where the health of the body is concerned. 988 00:52:14,248 --> 00:52:16,740 - Yes, you're right. Absolutely. - Of course I am. 989 00:52:16,913 --> 00:52:19,685 But you're hiding something. What is it you hide? 990 00:52:19,756 --> 00:52:21,287 Uh... eh... Nothing! Nothing. 991 00:52:21,483 --> 00:52:24,935 - Oh well, don't hide it any more. - No, I certainly won't. 992 00:52:24,998 --> 00:52:26,217 Eh... What are you doing? 993 00:52:26,366 --> 00:52:27,373 Getting ready. 994 00:52:27,420 --> 00:52:28,577 Oh! Well, eh... 995 00:52:28,614 --> 00:52:30,966 Don't... Don't you think you would be more comfortable... 996 00:52:30,991 --> 00:52:34,364 Oh well, I always forget about you Americans. 997 00:52:34,692 --> 00:52:38,505 You must learn to diassociate body from sex and think of it therapeutically. 998 00:52:38,645 --> 00:52:40,747 Uh, yes. Please have patience with me. 999 00:52:40,772 --> 00:52:44,248 We... we Americans have a difficult time disassociating. 1000 00:52:44,273 --> 00:52:47,419 Oh, well. I'll go inside and lie on my towel... 1001 00:52:47,444 --> 00:52:49,880 ... and you can rub olive oil all over me. 1002 00:52:58,099 --> 00:52:59,099 Bertha? 1003 00:53:05,798 --> 00:53:07,138 Bon appétit! 1004 00:53:08,584 --> 00:53:11,193 Check in on the wire before you print it. Uh-huh. 1005 00:53:11,388 --> 00:53:12,865 Alright. Fine. 1006 00:53:13,974 --> 00:53:17,927 - I thought you were following him. - I did. He is back at your apartment now. 1007 00:53:17,952 --> 00:53:20,832 - Uh-huh. Did he go anywhere else? - A real estate office. 1008 00:53:20,857 --> 00:53:23,802 - You know what for? - I went in after he left. 1009 00:53:24,059 --> 00:53:25,059 An apartment. 1010 00:53:25,161 --> 00:53:27,872 Well, I guess I did him an injustice. He is looking for a place to live. 1011 00:53:27,897 --> 00:53:30,139 - Oh yes. - But you better keep after him anyway. 1012 00:53:30,164 --> 00:53:32,295 He may have something up his sleeve. I know him. 1013 00:53:32,553 --> 00:53:33,553 Hello? 1014 00:53:33,592 --> 00:53:34,685 You don't want to know more? 1015 00:53:34,710 --> 00:53:38,131 - I'm busy! Is it important? - To me - no! To you - maybe. 1016 00:53:38,156 --> 00:53:39,927 Hold on. If it's important - what is it? 1017 00:53:40,041 --> 00:53:42,334 56, Avenue de la Reine. 1018 00:53:42,596 --> 00:53:44,119 - What does that mean? - The address. 1019 00:53:44,212 --> 00:53:45,985 - But that's my address! - I know... 1020 00:53:45,985 --> 00:53:48,328 You...! Uh, I'll call you back. 1021 00:53:48,524 --> 00:53:49,930 He's been asking about my aparment? 1022 00:53:49,955 --> 00:53:53,860 He wants to take it over, complete with the furniture and all the... eh... 1023 00:53:54,295 --> 00:53:56,107 All the... You know something? 1024 00:53:56,278 --> 00:53:58,051 - He's thinking of... - Exactly, monsieur. 1025 00:53:58,076 --> 00:54:00,277 That's exactly what he's thinking of. 1026 00:54:01,263 --> 00:54:02,866 Well, he must have heard about New York. 1027 00:54:03,456 --> 00:54:04,723 How did he hear that? 1028 00:54:04,748 --> 00:54:06,520 - I haven't the faintest idea. - Hello! 1029 00:54:06,684 --> 00:54:08,066 Oh, eh... Jacqueline. 1030 00:54:08,291 --> 00:54:09,291 Jacqueline?! 1031 00:54:09,316 --> 00:54:12,285 Wha-what... what are you doing here? I thought you were on the way to Tokyo by now. 1032 00:54:12,310 --> 00:54:15,607 They held me off. I will be on the first trip on the new Ultra Caravelle. 1033 00:54:15,632 --> 00:54:17,065 Ultra Caravelle! That's terrific! 1034 00:54:17,759 --> 00:54:18,808 Pierre, Jacqueline! 1035 00:54:18,833 --> 00:54:21,293 Pierre is leaving now. Keep up the good work, Pierre. 1036 00:54:21,453 --> 00:54:23,097 And the same to you, monsieur. 1037 00:54:23,199 --> 00:54:25,098 - Au revoir, mademoiselle. - Au revoir, monsieur. 1038 00:54:25,160 --> 00:54:27,972 - He's French. - I can see that, thank you. 1039 00:54:28,066 --> 00:54:29,902 - But you were saying about the Ultra Caravelle? - Yes. 1040 00:54:29,957 --> 00:54:33,753 Air France is making competition with British United and Lufthansa. 1041 00:54:33,816 --> 00:54:35,807 British United and Lufthansa, huh. 1042 00:54:35,862 --> 00:54:37,838 Um, and... whe-whe-when... eh... 1043 00:54:37,863 --> 00:54:39,643 How long are going to be able to stay home now? 1044 00:54:39,679 --> 00:54:41,018 Only a few hours. 1045 00:54:41,065 --> 00:54:43,659 - The maiden flight is tonight. - Tonight. What time tonight? 1046 00:54:43,758 --> 00:54:46,079 Midnight. We can still have an early dinner. 1047 00:54:46,118 --> 00:54:47,509 Yes, good. Well, I tell you what: 1048 00:54:47,572 --> 00:54:50,283 Let's go back to the apartment. I think I can get you in and out in no time. 1049 00:54:50,308 --> 00:54:52,462 Ah, moment, we don't have to rush. 1050 00:54:52,506 --> 00:54:54,897 - You always so worried about my schedule. - Yes. 1051 00:54:54,999 --> 00:54:57,912 - I have plenty of time. - Oh good. Well, then... 1052 00:54:58,194 --> 00:54:59,194 What would you like to do? 1053 00:54:59,249 --> 00:55:00,842 I would like to see a movie. 1054 00:55:01,100 --> 00:55:02,756 Okay, let's go to the movies. 1055 00:55:03,013 --> 00:55:05,379 - I'm so happy. - Yes. 1056 00:55:31,046 --> 00:55:32,046 Mr. Reed? 1057 00:55:33,487 --> 00:55:34,549 - Mr. Reed? - Huh? 1058 00:55:35,112 --> 00:55:36,198 Are you asleep? 1059 00:55:36,605 --> 00:55:37,847 Not any more. 1060 00:55:39,487 --> 00:55:40,776 Where's Lufthansa? 1061 00:55:40,832 --> 00:55:42,800 She's sleeping like an infant. 1062 00:55:43,200 --> 00:55:44,566 Some infant. 1063 00:55:45,051 --> 00:55:47,583 She says you have marvellous hands. 1064 00:55:49,206 --> 00:55:51,213 Yes, like rubbing down a baby whale. 1065 00:55:51,464 --> 00:55:55,588 Look, do you mind Knackwurst with Sauerkraut because if you do, I... 1066 00:55:56,533 --> 00:55:57,533 - What was that? - I do not know. It's like an accident. 1067 00:55:57,558 --> 00:55:59,479 You know, it sounded like a crash. 1068 00:56:08,217 --> 00:56:09,591 - Oh! - What is it? 1069 00:56:09,755 --> 00:56:11,286 - Oh! - What is it? 1070 00:56:13,913 --> 00:56:15,145 Bertha! What is it?! 1071 00:56:15,170 --> 00:56:18,459 It's Mr. Bernard. He's... he's back. He just got out of a cab with Miss Jacqueline. 1072 00:56:18,484 --> 00:56:19,560 - Air France? - Yes. 1073 00:56:19,731 --> 00:56:22,623 Wha...? Shh! Don't make any noise because of, uh... uh... Luftlise. 1074 00:56:22,832 --> 00:56:25,417 Here. No, let me. I'll take care of that. You get the other stuff. 1075 00:56:25,480 --> 00:56:26,652 Don't make any noise. 1076 00:56:30,850 --> 00:56:32,694 Bertha... Wait, no! 1077 00:56:32,719 --> 00:56:34,608 Here. Hide everything. Hide everything. 1078 00:56:36,538 --> 00:56:37,652 Just hide everything in the kitchen. 1079 00:56:41,401 --> 00:56:42,627 Oh! You're back. 1080 00:56:42,665 --> 00:56:44,475 - Is it not marvellous? - What? 1081 00:56:44,549 --> 00:56:46,823 I have the whole afternoon with my Bernard. 1082 00:56:50,557 --> 00:56:52,463 - I must talk to Bertha. - I... 1083 00:56:52,541 --> 00:56:54,182 - Bertha's... uh... in the kitchen. - Yes. 1084 00:56:54,408 --> 00:56:57,375 After what you've done all you can say is "you're back"? That's all? 1085 00:56:57,400 --> 00:56:59,010 - Will you let me explain? - No, I'll do all the talking. 1086 00:56:59,041 --> 00:57:00,188 You listen to me now! 1087 00:57:00,213 --> 00:57:01,619 You've been talking... Listen to me! 1088 00:57:01,908 --> 00:57:05,220 I know where you were in the afternoon. You went to the real estate agent, didn't you? 1089 00:57:05,245 --> 00:57:05,908 What did you do there? 1090 00:57:05,933 --> 00:57:07,088 - Bernard... - I tell you why you did it. 1091 00:57:07,113 --> 00:57:08,556 You wanted my apartment. 1092 00:57:09,505 --> 00:57:12,466 Who ordered Knackwurst and Sauerkraut? 1093 00:57:14,700 --> 00:57:16,107 He... he probably did. 1094 00:57:16,349 --> 00:57:17,716 He's been working in Berlin. 1095 00:57:17,763 --> 00:57:19,935 You know I detest that food. 1096 00:57:19,993 --> 00:57:22,467 - I ordered a soufflé. - Oh, you can't have that. 1097 00:57:22,467 --> 00:57:24,403 - Wait a minute. - No, what I mean is it's not good for her. 1098 00:57:24,428 --> 00:57:28,003 My chere I am a little tired. I think the best thing for us to do is to go out for dinner. 1099 00:57:28,028 --> 00:57:30,364 - Good idea! Going out for dinner is a marvellous. - Who asked you? 1100 00:57:30,395 --> 00:57:32,628 - Why don't we go to Bois de Boulogne? - That's marvellous! 1101 00:57:32,653 --> 00:57:33,503 I will change my suit. 1102 00:57:33,528 --> 00:57:34,987 Change. And hurry up. 1103 00:57:35,012 --> 00:57:37,091 You don't know how busy it gets. You can't even get a table. 1104 00:57:37,262 --> 00:57:39,082 Don't change, I know what I'm talking about. 1105 00:57:39,979 --> 00:57:40,980 What is this? 1106 00:57:41,340 --> 00:57:42,340 What is what? 1107 00:57:43,410 --> 00:57:45,160 - This. - Oh! 1108 00:57:45,371 --> 00:57:46,989 Oh, that's my bag. 1109 00:57:47,098 --> 00:57:49,993 Do you carry one of those even when you're not flying? 1110 00:57:50,018 --> 00:57:53,071 Oh yes, all the time. I keep all of my little personal things in it like, uh... 1111 00:57:53,096 --> 00:57:55,158 ...talcumn powder, olive oil... 1112 00:57:55,183 --> 00:57:56,299 You know something? 1113 00:57:56,324 --> 00:57:57,485 I think you're crazy. 1114 00:57:57,512 --> 00:57:59,031 Yeah, that's marvellous. 1115 00:57:59,056 --> 00:58:01,181 Well, then it's all settled: You and Bernard are going out. 1116 00:58:01,234 --> 00:58:02,485 No, I don't think so. 1117 00:58:03,113 --> 00:58:04,360 I want dinner home. 1118 00:58:04,385 --> 00:58:05,743 I eat out all the time. 1119 00:58:06,389 --> 00:58:08,147 What about the air? The air at the Bois? 1120 00:58:08,202 --> 00:58:09,585 I get enough air when I fly. 1121 00:58:09,610 --> 00:58:14,442 Yeah, but just think you and Bernard alone, at night. It's so beautiful on the garden. 1122 00:58:14,467 --> 00:58:15,521 - Isn't it romantic? - Yes, but we'll eat... 1123 00:58:15,905 --> 00:58:18,420 Oh, we would not think of letting you dine by yourself. 1124 00:58:18,445 --> 00:58:19,395 Oh, I'll be fine. 1125 00:58:19,420 --> 00:58:21,115 Don't worry about me. I'll be fine all alone. 1126 00:58:21,140 --> 00:58:22,474 Me and my Knackwurst. 1127 00:58:22,803 --> 00:58:26,170 Oh, darling. Let's stay home. 1128 00:58:26,311 --> 00:58:27,475 Fine, we'll have dinner at home. 1129 00:58:27,569 --> 00:58:29,803 No, it's too late! You can't do that. 1130 00:58:29,828 --> 00:58:30,834 Look, Robert, ... 1131 00:58:30,873 --> 00:58:34,397 I don't want to have an argument with you in front of Jacqueline unless you force me to. 1132 00:58:34,553 --> 00:58:36,421 But if she wants to eat here... 1133 00:58:36,679 --> 00:58:38,039 ... we shall eat here. 1134 00:58:38,437 --> 00:58:40,187 You... You will not eat here! 1135 00:58:40,274 --> 00:58:43,871 I insist you go to the Bois with the birds and the bees... 1136 00:58:43,903 --> 00:58:47,153 - I think he's having some kind of a breakdown. - No, no, no, no. I'm fine. I'm fine. 1137 00:58:47,247 --> 00:58:48,544 It's you that's not fine. 1138 00:58:48,641 --> 00:58:50,622 - Excuse me. - Yes, what is it? 1139 00:58:51,196 --> 00:58:52,440 I-I just wondered. 1140 00:58:52,685 --> 00:58:53,685 Eh... 1141 00:58:53,724 --> 00:58:55,130 Is there any change? 1142 00:58:55,201 --> 00:58:56,201 About what? 1143 00:58:56,558 --> 00:58:58,231 Uh, well, about dinner. 1144 00:58:58,552 --> 00:59:00,099 No, there is no change at all. 1145 00:59:00,419 --> 00:59:02,502 And will you stop eavesdropping, please? 1146 00:59:02,739 --> 00:59:04,810 Soufflé, just as I said. 1147 00:59:04,935 --> 00:59:06,794 You'll all be here for dinner? 1148 00:59:06,879 --> 00:59:08,254 What do you mean, all? 1149 00:59:08,279 --> 00:59:09,747 We're only three of us. 1150 00:59:11,561 --> 00:59:13,975 I'll never survive this job. 1151 00:59:14,413 --> 00:59:16,491 I'm-I'm not very strong, you know. 1152 00:59:17,108 --> 00:59:19,381 Like... the doctor said to my mother: 1153 00:59:19,499 --> 00:59:21,514 Bertha's a try but, eh... 1154 00:59:22,381 --> 00:59:24,553 ...she's not very strong. 1155 00:59:29,375 --> 00:59:31,101 What's the matter with that woman? 1156 00:59:31,126 --> 00:59:34,109 - I get the feeling she's trying to tell us something. - Yes. 1157 00:59:34,109 --> 00:59:37,552 Now! Will you please get out of my way? 1158 00:59:38,802 --> 00:59:39,803 Tell her! 1159 00:59:40,288 --> 00:59:41,288 Tell her what? 1160 00:59:41,313 --> 00:59:43,045 - Come here. - Robert. 1161 00:59:43,217 --> 00:59:49,153 Tell her. Didn't you say: "make yourself at home",... 1162 00:59:49,435 --> 00:59:51,027 Don't you understand? 1163 00:59:51,329 --> 00:59:53,959 I only understand that you are a fink... 1164 00:59:53,994 --> 00:59:56,891 ...and on top of everything else you're a little dingy up here. 1165 00:59:56,930 --> 00:59:58,368 Qu'est-ce que c'est fink? 1166 00:59:58,946 --> 01:00:00,360 Look, I'm not gonna argue with you. 1167 01:00:00,484 --> 01:00:02,859 Get your stuff out of there and let, Jacqueline back in the room. 1168 01:00:02,884 --> 01:00:03,862 No! 1169 01:00:03,887 --> 01:00:06,028 - Robert, I s... - Une minute. 1170 01:00:06,601 --> 01:00:09,691 Why can I not have my room back? 1171 01:00:09,691 --> 01:00:10,886 - Why?! - Oh! 1172 01:00:11,128 --> 01:00:12,706 - Why?! - Well, because... oh! 1173 01:00:12,761 --> 01:00:15,745 Of course "why". Because I have all my little personal things in there. 1174 01:00:15,839 --> 01:00:16,988 And... and... you'll see them. 1175 01:00:17,171 --> 01:00:18,499 I won't look. 1176 01:00:18,524 --> 01:00:19,812 Well, you can't help but see them. 1177 01:00:19,835 --> 01:00:21,483 I have my shoe trees there and my... 1178 01:00:21,843 --> 01:00:24,671 ...and my toe clippers and my dental floss. You understand, Jacqueline. 1179 01:00:24,696 --> 01:00:25,633 I do not. 1180 01:00:25,658 --> 01:00:28,266 Well, it's just that it's a symbol and... and... 1181 01:00:28,299 --> 01:00:32,430 ... I just can't bare to have all of my private little things exposed. 1182 01:00:32,663 --> 01:00:36,697 [French] 1183 01:00:36,998 --> 01:00:39,506 I'm will use the other bedroom! Olalalala! 1184 01:00:42,029 --> 01:00:43,271 Alright, now listen to me. 1185 01:00:43,825 --> 01:00:47,114 I want you to get all your little things and get them out! 1186 01:00:47,794 --> 01:00:48,747 I don't! 1187 01:00:48,772 --> 01:00:50,279 - What is it? - Oh! 1188 01:00:50,844 --> 01:00:52,381 Liebeling! 1189 01:00:52,381 --> 01:00:54,060 - Goodbye, Bernard. - Wait, wait! 1190 01:00:54,555 --> 01:00:55,737 You just threw me out. 1191 01:00:55,774 --> 01:00:56,953 No, I apologize. 1192 01:00:56,978 --> 01:00:58,751 - You threw out like an old shoe. - But I apologize. 1193 01:00:59,196 --> 01:01:00,657 Tell him, Liebling, that he can't leave. 1194 01:01:00,747 --> 01:01:03,059 Of course he can't. 1195 01:01:03,262 --> 01:01:05,770 He has such wunderbar hands. 1196 01:01:05,817 --> 01:01:08,348 - Thank you. Alright, I'll stay. - Wunderbar? 1197 01:01:10,201 --> 01:01:11,201 Excuse me. 1198 01:01:11,771 --> 01:01:14,732 Liebling, uh, you're a little early. I didn't expect you until tomorrow. 1199 01:01:14,771 --> 01:01:18,350 But I'm here. And you can thank the Super-Boeing. 1200 01:01:18,834 --> 01:01:21,013 21,000 pounds of thrust. 1201 01:01:21,038 --> 01:01:23,177 We'll be together much more often. 1202 01:01:23,467 --> 01:01:25,498 Yeah. But right now I have to go to work. 1203 01:01:25,560 --> 01:01:28,301 - But you just came in! - I know but you know the newspaper business. 1204 01:01:28,326 --> 01:01:30,134 But Robert will keep you company at dinner. 1205 01:01:30,169 --> 01:01:32,224 Mr. Lawrence, before I put the soufflé in... 1206 01:01:32,295 --> 01:01:33,537 Soufflé? 1207 01:01:33,701 --> 01:01:35,029 What soufflé? 1208 01:01:35,763 --> 01:01:37,638 - He ordered soufflé. - Yeah, I ordered it. 1209 01:01:37,881 --> 01:01:40,643 Soufflé is for people without teeth. 1210 01:01:40,740 --> 01:01:43,574 Alright. Well, then he doesn't have to have soufflé. Cancel it! 1211 01:01:43,935 --> 01:01:45,342 - Cancel it... - Good. 1212 01:01:45,928 --> 01:01:48,507 But he is our guest. You just told him to stay. 1213 01:01:48,532 --> 01:01:50,272 Oh, don't worry about me. Thank you, uh, ... 1214 01:01:50,320 --> 01:01:52,421 I-I have soufflé every day in Berlin. 1215 01:01:52,546 --> 01:01:54,850 In Berlin? Soufflé? 1216 01:01:55,004 --> 01:01:56,496 Eh... beer soufflé. 1217 01:01:56,621 --> 01:01:58,879 Yeah? I don't understand it. 1218 01:01:58,925 --> 01:02:00,745 Eh... it's an American joke, ja? 1219 01:02:00,770 --> 01:02:01,770 - Nein! - Ja. 1220 01:02:03,481 --> 01:02:05,652 It's very amusing. 1221 01:02:06,012 --> 01:02:08,504 But you have to excuse me now. I have to take a bath. 1222 01:02:08,529 --> 01:02:09,872 Yes, yes. Well, uh, ... 1223 01:02:10,082 --> 01:02:13,090 While you're taking your bath I will go to work. 1224 01:02:13,115 --> 01:02:15,442 - You'll be home soon, Liebling. - Just as quickly as I can. 1225 01:02:15,467 --> 01:02:17,716 - I'll be waiting for you. - Yes, yes. 1226 01:02:18,796 --> 01:02:22,609 Just think every second day now instead of every third. Isn't it wunderbar? 1227 01:02:22,766 --> 01:02:23,766 Yes, wunderbar. 1228 01:02:23,985 --> 01:02:24,985 Wunderbar. 1229 01:02:25,495 --> 01:02:27,500 - Bis gleich. - Bis gleich. Auf Wiedersehen. 1230 01:02:34,002 --> 01:02:36,041 I know that massage routine. 1231 01:02:36,066 --> 01:02:37,127 You never quit, do you? 1232 01:02:37,224 --> 01:02:39,228 I can't help it if I have wunderbar hands. 1233 01:02:39,338 --> 01:02:40,994 - Wunderbar hands... - Uh-uh, uncle Robert will leave. 1234 01:02:41,019 --> 01:02:42,734 No, no, no. No, I don't want you to leave. 1235 01:02:42,759 --> 01:02:44,783 You've got to take Lufthansa out for dinner and keep her out. 1236 01:02:44,808 --> 01:02:45,644 - Oh, I do, do I? - Yes. 1237 01:02:45,669 --> 01:02:46,698 You have it all worked out. 1238 01:02:46,816 --> 01:02:47,988 - Hello? - Yes? 1239 01:02:48,191 --> 01:02:49,705 - Are you still here? - Yes. 1240 01:02:49,730 --> 01:02:51,792 Jacqueline, that's not very nice. This is my friend Robert. 1241 01:02:51,910 --> 01:02:52,753 What? 1242 01:02:52,778 --> 01:02:55,123 Excuse me, there's something I gotta understand. 1243 01:02:55,225 --> 01:02:59,226 The soufflé is out and the Knackwurst is in, right? 1244 01:02:59,350 --> 01:03:02,069 I don't understand what's so confusing, Bertha. 1245 01:03:02,202 --> 01:03:03,710 We ordered a soufflé. 1246 01:03:03,745 --> 01:03:06,151 The only change is we won't need so much. 1247 01:03:06,339 --> 01:03:08,956 Monsieur Reed will not be staying. 1248 01:03:09,416 --> 01:03:11,299 Excuse me, he is staying. Yes, uh, ... 1249 01:03:11,324 --> 01:03:12,979 Maybe we were a little too hasty. 1250 01:03:13,749 --> 01:03:17,088 Do you want the soufflé for three or... four? 1251 01:03:17,088 --> 01:03:18,296 No, just for one. 1252 01:03:18,321 --> 01:03:20,414 - Just me. - Mr. Reed he's staying but... 1253 01:03:20,453 --> 01:03:22,679 Jacqueline and I we're going out for dinner. 1254 01:03:23,269 --> 01:03:24,901 Oh boy! 1255 01:03:26,056 --> 01:03:28,069 - We are going out? - Oui. 1256 01:03:28,069 --> 01:03:30,518 - Monsieur Reed is going to stay here? - Tha-That's right. 1257 01:03:30,603 --> 01:03:33,022 I don't understand. A minute ago you were fighting. 1258 01:03:33,054 --> 01:03:35,749 Oh, we were? Yes, but I apologized to him, yes, eh... 1259 01:03:35,866 --> 01:03:37,239 We always fight. We are old friends and everything. 1260 01:03:37,264 --> 01:03:40,498 And he pointed out that it would be good to take... For us to go out to dinner. 1261 01:03:40,523 --> 01:03:41,795 It's romantic, huh. 1262 01:03:42,030 --> 01:03:45,108 - Yeah, we always have those little misunderstandings. - Yes. 1263 01:03:45,831 --> 01:03:47,901 - Good old Robert. - Good old Bernard! 1264 01:03:48,073 --> 01:03:49,644 - Wonderful guy. - Son of a gun. 1265 01:03:51,089 --> 01:03:53,651 Oh no, my friend. Mon ami. 1266 01:03:53,972 --> 01:03:54,972 Mon ami. 1267 01:03:55,190 --> 01:03:57,714 I hope I am not in the way. 1268 01:03:57,887 --> 01:03:58,760 What? 1269 01:03:58,785 --> 01:04:01,812 I think perhaps you two should go out to dinner alone. 1270 01:04:01,977 --> 01:04:04,164 I will have the soufflé instead of Robert. 1271 01:04:07,180 --> 01:04:08,750 But we have a reservation! 1272 01:04:08,775 --> 01:04:10,937 Well, cancel it. No, no, no. Don't cancel. 1273 01:04:10,962 --> 01:04:12,321 Don't be silly. Come on! 1274 01:04:12,383 --> 01:04:16,086 Uh, Bertha! Never mind about the soufflé, we're going out for dinner. 1275 01:04:16,278 --> 01:04:17,403 I don't like to go out. 1276 01:04:17,428 --> 01:04:20,822 Oh sure you do. Let's go to that little restaurant in the Bois. Why don't you? 1277 01:04:24,688 --> 01:04:25,688 What is that? 1278 01:04:26,470 --> 01:04:27,359 What is what? 1279 01:04:27,384 --> 01:04:29,344 This water running in the bathroom. 1280 01:04:29,407 --> 01:04:31,509 Oh no, no. That's not running in the bathroom. 1281 01:04:31,634 --> 01:04:34,389 It's running in the kitchen. Bertha is doing the laundry. 1282 01:04:35,775 --> 01:04:36,572 You called me? 1283 01:04:36,597 --> 01:04:39,032 Yes, Bertha. There has been a slight change. 1284 01:04:39,080 --> 01:04:41,227 The two gentlemen are going out alone. 1285 01:04:41,252 --> 01:04:42,665 - Jacqueline. - To dinner. 1286 01:04:42,704 --> 01:04:45,701 And I have decided to stay here and have the soufflé after all. 1287 01:04:46,417 --> 01:04:49,308 Well, I-I-I threw everything out when you called me. 1288 01:04:49,589 --> 01:04:51,527 You threw everything out? 1289 01:04:51,910 --> 01:04:54,230 What do we have? 1290 01:04:55,206 --> 01:04:57,042 Knackwurst and Sauerkraut. 1291 01:04:57,563 --> 01:04:59,984 Knackwurst and Sauerkraut? 1292 01:05:00,376 --> 01:05:01,969 I see you two days a week. 1293 01:05:02,008 --> 01:05:04,914 And when I come to what I think is my home what do I found? 1294 01:05:05,039 --> 01:05:08,105 First, I am forbidden to enter in my own bedroom... 1295 01:05:08,344 --> 01:05:12,984 ... then I am told I must go to a restaurant because we have a reservation... 1296 01:05:13,272 --> 01:05:18,022 ... and, finally, I am informed by the servant what I'm going to eat. 1297 01:05:18,374 --> 01:05:21,694 Well, you can stay with your Robert. I am going out. Alone! 1298 01:05:21,719 --> 01:05:22,889 But... but... Jacqueline! 1299 01:05:26,007 --> 01:05:27,007 Hm. 1300 01:05:27,827 --> 01:05:30,257 We're gonna have to discuss wages. 1301 01:05:31,897 --> 01:05:33,435 - I told you before... - We will. We will. 1302 01:05:33,553 --> 01:05:34,553 Not now. 1303 01:05:37,685 --> 01:05:40,542 - You weren't very long. - The water is too hot. 1304 01:05:40,990 --> 01:05:42,755 - Why are you shushing me? - Why I am shushing you? 1305 01:05:42,834 --> 01:05:44,722 Robert. Robert's not feeling well. 1306 01:05:44,747 --> 01:05:47,185 Yes, he's pale. He's got a terrible headache. 1307 01:05:47,325 --> 01:05:49,044 A terrible headache. He needs an aspirin. 1308 01:05:49,069 --> 01:05:50,662 - Yes. - Oh, yes. Ok. 1309 01:05:50,687 --> 01:05:51,687 Thank you. 1310 01:05:53,098 --> 01:05:54,871 Bertha, where is my scarf? 1311 01:05:55,271 --> 01:05:58,129 - Ah, you have changed doors, I see. - Yeah. 1312 01:05:58,192 --> 01:05:59,769 - Here's your scarf. - Thank you. 1313 01:05:59,926 --> 01:06:00,973 Jacqueline? 1314 01:06:02,152 --> 01:06:03,442 - Here's the aspirin. - Thank you. 1315 01:06:03,467 --> 01:06:05,676 And drink plenty of water with it. 1316 01:06:05,701 --> 01:06:08,551 I drink a gallon of water every day, no matter where I go. 1317 01:06:08,629 --> 01:06:09,637 A gallon? 1318 01:06:09,809 --> 01:06:11,684 How do you ever risk leaving the house? 1319 01:06:12,246 --> 01:06:13,637 You're top ready, yes. 1320 01:06:15,918 --> 01:06:19,891 If you can tear yourself away from your friend you can come with me. 1321 01:06:21,121 --> 01:06:22,847 Jacqueline, there's been a misunderstanding. 1322 01:06:22,872 --> 01:06:24,963 - You must listen to me. - I will wait for you outside. 1323 01:06:24,988 --> 01:06:26,340 - Five minutes. No more. - But... but... 1324 01:06:26,376 --> 01:06:27,574 But Jacqueline... 1325 01:06:28,496 --> 01:06:30,519 - About my wages... - Get in the kitchen. 1326 01:06:31,032 --> 01:06:32,335 Robert, come here. 1327 01:06:32,978 --> 01:06:33,978 Now look... 1328 01:06:34,250 --> 01:06:37,188 We've got to clear the decks for British United who's gonna be here after midnight tonight. 1329 01:06:37,258 --> 01:06:39,664 Now I'm gonna take Air France to the country somewhere for the night. 1330 01:06:39,808 --> 01:06:43,163 Now what you've gotta do is you gotta get Lufthansa out of the apartment. 1331 01:06:43,198 --> 01:06:44,284 Get her out? How? 1332 01:06:44,433 --> 01:06:45,745 I don't know. Take her to dinner. 1333 01:06:45,816 --> 01:06:47,503 - A lot of courses. - What if she doesn't wanna go? 1334 01:06:48,424 --> 01:06:49,971 No, she's gotta go. She's gotta go. 1335 01:06:50,097 --> 01:06:51,167 Gotta go. That's it. 1336 01:06:52,187 --> 01:06:53,690 - Liebling? - J-Ja? 1337 01:06:53,791 --> 01:06:55,377 The water is still too hot. 1338 01:06:55,402 --> 01:06:56,917 It is? Well, then blow on it. 1339 01:06:56,971 --> 01:06:59,385 - Are you angry with me? - No, why would I be angry? 1340 01:06:59,410 --> 01:07:00,774 I just have to go to work, that's all. 1341 01:07:01,814 --> 01:07:05,162 Frère Jacques, dormez-vous? Dormez-vous? 1342 01:07:05,291 --> 01:07:08,376 Frère Jacques, Frère Jacques. 1343 01:07:08,401 --> 01:07:10,576 I like to practice my French when I can. 1344 01:07:10,811 --> 01:07:12,731 Well, here we are. I guess you're stuck with me, Lise. 1345 01:07:12,731 --> 01:07:14,631 Oh, I won't impose on you any more. 1346 01:07:14,678 --> 01:07:19,436 I just take my Titfaligitlugnanderplatz and dream away the time until Bernard comes home. 1347 01:07:19,488 --> 01:07:21,090 Oh-oh-oh you can't do that! 1348 01:07:21,183 --> 01:07:23,480 - Why not? - No-no, what I meant to say was... 1349 01:07:23,534 --> 01:07:25,066 ... eh... it's inconsiderate. 1350 01:07:25,091 --> 01:07:26,980 You know, I'm an American here in Paris. 1351 01:07:27,026 --> 01:07:29,544 A stranger. A stranger in a strange land and... uh... 1352 01:07:29,825 --> 01:07:32,919 - ... well, a foreigner. - Well, I'm a foreigner in Paris, too. 1353 01:07:33,043 --> 01:07:34,793 Uh... yes! Exactly! That's what I mean. 1354 01:07:34,818 --> 01:07:36,982 And don't you think foreigners should stick together? 1355 01:07:37,075 --> 01:07:38,607 - No! - Why don't you have dinner with me? 1356 01:07:38,673 --> 01:07:40,658 No, Bernard wouldn't like it. He's very jealous. 1357 01:07:40,874 --> 01:07:44,142 B-But... but he would like us to have dinner together, you heard what he said. 1358 01:07:44,652 --> 01:07:48,111 But he said keep me company at dinner. He meant here. 1359 01:07:48,311 --> 01:07:50,836 No no, that would make him much more jealous, Lise. 1360 01:07:50,861 --> 01:07:54,578 You see: In a restaurant... well, what could happen in a restaurant? 1361 01:07:54,725 --> 01:07:57,428 But he knows Bertha is here to chaperon us. 1362 01:07:57,608 --> 01:07:59,444 So if you want to go out you have to go alone. 1363 01:07:59,653 --> 01:08:00,881 You called me? 1364 01:08:01,371 --> 01:08:02,691 Eh, Mr. Reed's going out. 1365 01:08:02,716 --> 01:08:05,043 I have the Knackwurst und Sauerkraut alone. 1366 01:08:05,253 --> 01:08:06,613 But I threw it out! 1367 01:08:06,754 --> 01:08:08,488 Who told you to do that? 1368 01:08:08,947 --> 01:08:09,947 I did. 1369 01:08:10,138 --> 01:08:11,145 Listen to me, Lise. 1370 01:08:11,794 --> 01:08:14,622 From the first moment I saw you I just couldn't stand it. 1371 01:08:14,724 --> 01:08:17,246 From the moment I touched you, I knew. 1372 01:08:17,780 --> 01:08:22,214 So I cancelled the Knackwurst because I just couldn't trust myself here alone with you. 1373 01:08:22,837 --> 01:08:25,324 I can't be responsible for my actions. 1374 01:08:26,122 --> 01:08:27,425 I'm a man. 1375 01:08:27,894 --> 01:08:30,213 And it's not for me, it's for you and for Bernard. 1376 01:08:30,825 --> 01:08:31,825 You understand? 1377 01:08:32,090 --> 01:08:34,364 You've... got to go out to dinner with me. 1378 01:08:34,801 --> 01:08:37,292 And help me save me from myself. 1379 01:08:38,014 --> 01:08:40,020 Poor Mr. Reed. 1380 01:08:40,640 --> 01:08:42,842 - You call me Robert. - Eh, Robert. 1381 01:08:43,075 --> 01:08:44,603 I had no idea! 1382 01:08:45,335 --> 01:08:47,343 I thought of you only as an American. 1383 01:08:47,368 --> 01:08:50,452 - You know, a machine for making money. - Yes, of course. 1384 01:08:50,538 --> 01:08:51,905 But you are different. 1385 01:08:52,022 --> 01:08:55,592 Oh, the way you look at me. I can see you are a man full of love. 1386 01:08:56,042 --> 01:08:57,450 You suffer. 1387 01:08:57,832 --> 01:09:00,482 Oh, I should have known it by your hands. 1388 01:09:04,378 --> 01:09:06,050 How can you breathe? 1389 01:09:06,090 --> 01:09:07,308 I manage. 1390 01:09:09,629 --> 01:09:10,683 - Oh! - What is it? 1391 01:09:10,816 --> 01:09:12,449 I wouldn't want to tease you. 1392 01:09:12,517 --> 01:09:14,017 Oh, I'd appreciate it. 1393 01:09:14,251 --> 01:09:15,845 It's unladylike. 1394 01:09:16,596 --> 01:09:20,508 So we won't stay here where Bertha can watch over us and nothing can happen. 1395 01:09:20,629 --> 01:09:21,915 We go out for dinner. 1396 01:09:21,940 --> 01:09:24,360 Where we'll be alone and you won't be tempted. 1397 01:09:26,116 --> 01:09:28,047 Yeah, well, that sounds logical. 1398 01:09:28,129 --> 01:09:30,055 I'll jump in and out of the tub. 1399 01:09:31,053 --> 01:09:33,163 Oh, you honest man, you! 1400 01:09:51,794 --> 01:09:52,794 Bertha? 1401 01:09:54,411 --> 01:09:56,106 Goodbye, Mr. Reed. 1402 01:09:56,380 --> 01:09:57,537 Bertha! Where are you going? 1403 01:09:57,700 --> 01:09:58,700 I've had enough. 1404 01:09:58,725 --> 01:10:00,653 Oh, you can't leave. Not like this, not now. 1405 01:10:00,678 --> 01:10:02,544 - You wanna bet? - Oh, Bertha! 1406 01:10:02,569 --> 01:10:05,452 I am not an airline hostess, Mr. Reed. 1407 01:10:05,537 --> 01:10:07,309 But Bertha, I thought we had an understanding. 1408 01:10:07,334 --> 01:10:09,888 Mr. Lawrence will be gone soon and then I'll be your employer. 1409 01:10:09,913 --> 01:10:12,006 - And everything will be quiet, just like you wanted. - No. 1410 01:10:12,076 --> 01:10:14,449 You can believe me, Bertha. Everything will be just marvellous. 1411 01:10:14,474 --> 01:10:17,818 Really, you've got to have faith in me. No confusion. None of the nonese.... 1412 01:10:18,380 --> 01:10:19,395 What are you doing here? 1413 01:10:19,997 --> 01:10:20,997 I live here! 1414 01:10:21,022 --> 01:10:23,404 Oh, oh, that's right. No, what I meant was you're early. 1415 01:10:23,497 --> 01:10:25,185 We had you down after mightnight. 1416 01:10:25,210 --> 01:10:26,723 We had a strong tailwind. 1417 01:10:26,748 --> 01:10:28,169 - Oh. - I'm leavin'. 1418 01:10:28,194 --> 01:10:30,309 Bertha, you can't desert a sinking ship. 1419 01:10:30,334 --> 01:10:32,216 Ever hear of women and children first? 1420 01:10:32,241 --> 01:10:33,824 Oh, let her go if she wants to. 1421 01:10:33,903 --> 01:10:36,465 I only take orders from Mr. Lawrence. 1422 01:10:36,572 --> 01:10:37,894 A-a-absolutely. 1423 01:10:37,919 --> 01:10:39,981 That's right. This is Europe, not America. 1424 01:10:40,082 --> 01:10:42,089 The man is the master of the house. 1425 01:10:42,199 --> 01:10:44,894 And that's who you take orders from. Not from the mistress. 1426 01:10:44,955 --> 01:10:46,238 Oh, I beg your pardon. 1427 01:10:47,045 --> 01:10:48,419 What is going on here? 1428 01:10:48,709 --> 01:10:50,021 Is that Bernard in the bathroom? 1429 01:10:50,046 --> 01:10:52,021 Oh, no, that's Bertha washing. 1430 01:10:52,427 --> 01:10:54,115 - Bertha's right here. - Oh, oh, yes! 1431 01:10:54,140 --> 01:10:55,512 I mean: That's my shower. 1432 01:10:55,575 --> 01:10:58,837 I-It's steam. Um... I-I like a lot of steam in the shower. 1433 01:10:59,242 --> 01:11:00,989 - Where is Bernard? - Uh, eh... Bernard? 1434 01:11:01,014 --> 01:11:02,036 He's on an assignment. 1435 01:11:02,061 --> 01:11:04,200 He wanted me to take you to dinner. Yes. 1436 01:11:05,346 --> 01:11:07,215 How could he? He didn't know I'd be early. 1437 01:11:07,240 --> 01:11:08,900 Anyway: I'd rather stay here and wait for him. 1438 01:11:08,925 --> 01:11:10,221 What have we got to eat, Bertha? 1439 01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:12,000 Nothing! 1440 01:11:14,386 --> 01:11:16,870 She doesn't have anything to eat. 1441 01:11:16,957 --> 01:11:18,378 She hates me, I know it. 1442 01:11:18,403 --> 01:11:19,629 Oh no, she doesn't. 1443 01:11:19,747 --> 01:11:21,316 That's not important. What about dinner? 1444 01:11:21,341 --> 01:11:23,324 Alright. As soon as I get out of this uniform. 1445 01:11:23,357 --> 01:11:25,450 - I bought a marvellous new dress. - Oh, you did? 1446 01:11:25,544 --> 01:11:26,981 Oh, that... Oh! Eh... eh... 1447 01:11:27,247 --> 01:11:28,380 Don't change! 1448 01:11:28,684 --> 01:11:30,304 You want to take me to dinner like this? 1449 01:11:30,329 --> 01:11:32,184 Yeah, I just can't resist a uniform. 1450 01:11:32,238 --> 01:11:34,019 Oh, don't be silly. Let me take a minute. 1451 01:11:34,044 --> 01:11:36,692 Well, fine. But then, um, why don't you use my room? 1452 01:11:36,769 --> 01:11:39,174 Why? Why can't I use my own room? 1453 01:11:39,199 --> 01:11:43,345 Well, because in my room I have all my little personal things. Exposed. 1454 01:11:43,449 --> 01:11:45,128 - So? - So... 1455 01:11:45,277 --> 01:11:48,159 Well, that is, I... have all the little personal things... 1456 01:11:48,184 --> 01:11:50,339 ... that I'd like you to see. I can't help it. 1457 01:11:50,364 --> 01:11:51,364 I like it. 1458 01:11:51,389 --> 01:11:53,472 You know, just be tolerant with me, Vicky. 1459 01:11:53,497 --> 01:11:55,240 There are worse things. Read the papers. 1460 01:11:55,265 --> 01:11:56,363 I think you're cracked. 1461 01:11:56,388 --> 01:11:58,583 Yeah well. Hurry up dress. Would you, please? 1462 01:11:58,608 --> 01:12:00,240 So we can get a table. Just hurry! 1463 01:12:02,553 --> 01:12:05,108 Ah, it makes you feel like another woman. 1464 01:12:05,390 --> 01:12:06,390 What? 1465 01:12:06,590 --> 01:12:09,288 A bath. A good, hot bath. 1466 01:12:10,282 --> 01:12:11,303 What's that? 1467 01:12:11,328 --> 01:12:12,915 Oh, eh... that's mine. 1468 01:12:12,940 --> 01:12:15,203 I keep all my little things in it. 1469 01:12:15,970 --> 01:12:18,759 Here. I make you a present of this. 1470 01:12:18,884 --> 01:12:20,790 The British bag is a joke. 1471 01:12:21,368 --> 01:12:23,593 I change and then we're going to dinner. 1472 01:12:35,645 --> 01:12:36,645 Ready. 1473 01:12:36,700 --> 01:12:37,700 Oh! 1474 01:12:39,644 --> 01:12:41,309 What are you doing with my bag? 1475 01:12:41,379 --> 01:12:42,769 - Me? - Yes, you. 1476 01:12:42,794 --> 01:12:44,154 What do you want with my bag? 1477 01:12:44,209 --> 01:12:45,209 Oh, nothing. 1478 01:12:45,529 --> 01:12:47,607 There's no money in it, I can assure you. 1479 01:12:47,685 --> 01:12:50,271 If you're implying that I had any intention whatsovever... 1480 01:12:50,296 --> 01:12:52,195 - Then let me have it. - Fine. 1481 01:12:52,548 --> 01:12:55,090 - Whose is that? - Oh, mine! Mine. 1482 01:12:55,115 --> 01:12:57,411 I tought it was yours. What I mean to say is: 1483 01:12:57,436 --> 01:13:00,059 I thought yours was mine. That's why I have yours. 1484 01:13:00,084 --> 01:13:01,582 - Wow! - Yeah. 1485 01:13:02,924 --> 01:13:03,924 Coming? 1486 01:13:04,617 --> 01:13:05,961 Yeah. Um... 1487 01:13:06,765 --> 01:13:09,210 But I... eh... better check with the... uh... 1488 01:13:09,235 --> 01:13:10,358 Did you call me? 1489 01:13:10,390 --> 01:13:12,483 I tell you, that woman's got radar or something. 1490 01:13:13,170 --> 01:13:14,982 What is it, Mr. Reed? 1491 01:13:15,029 --> 01:13:17,342 Well, Bertha, we're going out to dinner. 1492 01:13:17,795 --> 01:13:19,380 Who's going out to dinner? 1493 01:13:19,405 --> 01:13:21,178 Well, Miss Vicky and I, of course. 1494 01:13:21,250 --> 01:13:23,476 - But I ... - Just play it by ear, Bertha. 1495 01:13:23,515 --> 01:13:25,569 - That she'll be good at. - Fine. 1496 01:13:25,594 --> 01:13:26,695 After you, Vicky. 1497 01:13:27,168 --> 01:13:28,319 - I... - Tsh, tsh, tsh. 1498 01:13:43,813 --> 01:13:45,394 I'm ready! 1499 01:14:05,257 --> 01:14:06,508 Bon soir. 1500 01:14:06,533 --> 01:14:07,999 Une place pour deux? 1501 01:14:09,386 --> 01:14:11,303 Jacqueline, you have to listen to me... 1502 01:14:11,483 --> 01:14:14,178 No, no. You can make excuses all night... 1503 01:14:14,203 --> 01:14:16,881 He could not have moved in to my room unless you let him in. 1504 01:14:16,906 --> 01:14:17,811 But... 1505 01:14:17,836 --> 01:14:19,796 He did it, then he told me. What could I do? 1506 01:14:19,899 --> 01:14:21,594 You could order him out. That you could do. 1507 01:14:21,659 --> 01:14:23,203 Al-Alright. Alright. 1508 01:14:23,228 --> 01:14:25,360 I'll talk to him. Tomorrow morning. As soon as we get home. 1509 01:14:25,385 --> 01:14:27,330 No, I want you to talk to him tonight! 1510 01:14:27,491 --> 01:14:29,452 But you said you'd go to the country with me tonight. 1511 01:14:29,477 --> 01:14:30,844 I have changed my mind. 1512 01:14:30,869 --> 01:14:34,517 I'm not going to stand by and let am man you don't even like come between us. 1513 01:14:34,542 --> 01:14:36,254 But... Jacqueline. 1514 01:14:36,622 --> 01:14:39,856 Women are supposed to worry about other women, not other men. 1515 01:14:39,887 --> 01:14:42,145 I know there is no other woman in your life. 1516 01:14:42,301 --> 01:14:44,113 What other woman would put up with you? 1517 01:14:44,138 --> 01:14:46,940 Oh, Jacqueline, please. Don't act like a martyr. 1518 01:14:47,074 --> 01:14:49,249 For your information, I am not a martyr! 1519 01:14:49,277 --> 01:14:52,425 I am only your fiancée who you are mistreating for no reason. 1520 01:14:52,558 --> 01:14:56,167 Stop making this ridiculous scene about poor, sick Robert. 1521 01:15:06,178 --> 01:15:08,146 You didn't tell me you knew where Bernard was. 1522 01:15:09,226 --> 01:15:10,484 Hey, watch it! 1523 01:15:11,828 --> 01:15:15,985 Uh... W-Well, he's at a business meeting and you couldn't get in to see him anyway. 1524 01:15:18,708 --> 01:15:19,708 - Driver! 1525 01:15:19,814 --> 01:15:21,617 - Oui, monsieur? - Watch where you're going! 1526 01:15:23,893 --> 01:15:25,319 Eh... What were you saying? 1527 01:15:26,120 --> 01:15:30,049 I don't understand why I can't come to the restaurant with you and see Bernard. Just for a minute. 1528 01:15:31,407 --> 01:15:35,226 Well, because there are all men in the party. And you know they're drinking and... 1529 01:15:35,267 --> 01:15:37,845 ... there are dirty stories and you would be just out of place. 1530 01:15:37,918 --> 01:15:40,352 You are talking to an airline hostess. 1531 01:15:40,542 --> 01:15:41,542 Yeah. 1532 01:15:41,567 --> 01:15:44,072 Well, the truth of the matter is: I don't want you to see him. 1533 01:15:44,097 --> 01:15:44,979 But why? 1534 01:15:45,004 --> 01:15:47,020 Well, because I am jealous and envious! 1535 01:15:47,684 --> 01:15:48,789 Because of me? 1536 01:15:49,607 --> 01:15:50,901 Well, look in the mirror. 1537 01:15:51,646 --> 01:15:53,126 Don't I look like a normal man to you? 1538 01:15:53,661 --> 01:15:57,114 Well, I don't know. I thought all you wanted was for me to look at your... um... 1539 01:15:57,566 --> 01:15:58,999 ... little things. 1540 01:15:59,567 --> 01:16:02,005 Well, I was just trying to make myself interesting to you. 1541 01:16:02,278 --> 01:16:03,700 And you thought that was the way? 1542 01:16:04,145 --> 01:16:05,457 It's not impossible. 1543 01:16:05,551 --> 01:16:06,762 Say that again. 1544 01:16:07,254 --> 01:16:10,204 - I just wanted to make myself... - No, no. "It's not impossible". Say that. 1545 01:16:11,371 --> 01:16:12,765 It is not impossible! 1546 01:16:12,794 --> 01:16:14,597 Divine! Say it again. 1547 01:16:16,121 --> 01:16:17,871 - I can't. - Oh, please. 1548 01:16:17,896 --> 01:16:20,363 Your mouth takes on the cutest shape when you say it. 1549 01:16:20,887 --> 01:16:22,996 - You putting me on? - No, honestly. 1550 01:16:23,021 --> 01:16:24,176 Please say it again. 1551 01:16:26,186 --> 01:16:26,904 It's... 1552 01:16:26,929 --> 01:16:27,929 ... not... 1553 01:16:27,952 --> 01:16:29,100 ... impossible. 1554 01:16:30,584 --> 01:16:32,693 Just like a little flower. 1555 01:16:33,124 --> 01:16:35,796 Absolutely like a little flower. 1556 01:16:38,781 --> 01:16:40,304 What are you doing? 1557 01:16:40,578 --> 01:16:41,883 Pollinating. 1558 01:17:01,095 --> 01:17:03,372 I don't think we should have gone out to dinner together. 1559 01:17:04,135 --> 01:17:06,417 Dinner? We shouldn't even be doing this. 1560 01:17:10,750 --> 01:17:12,277 I'll wait for you in the parking area. 1561 01:17:15,187 --> 01:17:16,243 Psst! Robert! 1562 01:17:16,550 --> 01:17:17,550 Psst. 1563 01:17:18,753 --> 01:17:20,556 - What are you doing here? - Sit down. - I came... 1564 01:17:20,581 --> 01:17:21,602 Pardon, monsieur. Message for you. 1565 01:17:21,627 --> 01:17:22,759 - Are you crazy? - Will you listen? 1566 01:17:22,784 --> 01:17:25,134 With Lise outside, Jacqueline back in any minute. 1567 01:17:25,159 --> 01:17:26,502 - What's the matter with you, Robert? - I just want to tell you... 1568 01:17:26,502 --> 01:17:27,504 Shut up. 1569 01:17:27,595 --> 01:17:30,845 "Bernard, I've gone home to be the man of the house. Jacqueline." 1570 01:17:30,992 --> 01:17:32,851 And I suggest you get there before she does. 1571 01:17:32,875 --> 01:17:35,008 What have I got to worry about? You got Lise with you. 1572 01:17:35,042 --> 01:17:37,506 - Vicky. - Lise. Can't you keep them straight? 1573 01:17:37,531 --> 01:17:39,187 I got them straight. I got Vicky. 1574 01:17:39,219 --> 01:17:40,500 I cam out to warn you. 1575 01:17:40,531 --> 01:17:42,729 But the Super-Boeing isn't due until midnight. 1576 01:17:42,754 --> 01:17:44,816 It's here. Early. 1577 01:17:44,917 --> 01:17:46,386 Boeing, Boeing. 1578 01:17:47,245 --> 01:17:49,571 - Wait for me. I'm going to powder my nose. - Oui, madame. 1579 01:17:51,953 --> 01:17:56,159 I don't understand how with Lise at the house and Vicky at the house how they didn't... 1580 01:17:56,614 --> 01:17:58,228 - Or did they? - No, they didn't. 1581 01:17:58,812 --> 01:17:59,703 What did you do with Lise? 1582 01:17:59,728 --> 01:18:02,618 I left her there. What'd you want me to do: Take them both to dinner? 1583 01:18:03,666 --> 01:18:04,666 - What is it? - Shh. 1584 01:18:09,253 --> 01:18:10,253 Vicky! 1585 01:18:10,549 --> 01:18:13,058 Don't worry about her. She's not gonna come looking for you, I took care of that. 1586 01:18:13,058 --> 01:18:14,924 - Jacqueline had left. - Ooh. 1587 01:18:15,370 --> 01:18:16,713 - Speak of the devil. - What? 1588 01:18:16,957 --> 01:18:18,515 - Jacqueline! - What's she doing? 1589 01:18:20,506 --> 01:18:22,372 - She's going to the ladies' room. - Again? 1590 01:18:25,894 --> 01:18:27,987 Well, that's the all-ball game. 1591 01:18:28,839 --> 01:18:29,922 I guess I blew it then. 1592 01:18:30,033 --> 01:18:32,676 Don't feel badly. You had a very, very good thing there. 1593 01:18:32,701 --> 01:18:35,029 You wanna know something? You know why I'm glad? 1594 01:18:35,435 --> 01:18:36,679 Yeah, well, I'm not. 1595 01:18:37,068 --> 01:18:38,427 What differences does it make to you? 1596 01:18:38,458 --> 01:18:40,910 I never got off to bat. Yeah, but were thinking of it, weren't you? 1597 01:18:40,935 --> 01:18:42,544 Well, you know... 1598 01:18:42,569 --> 01:18:44,763 What's the difference? Let's let bygones be bygones. 1599 01:18:44,788 --> 01:18:46,442 - Right? - Alright with me, sure. 1600 01:18:52,799 --> 01:18:54,170 They don't seem angry... 1601 01:18:55,134 --> 01:18:56,228 No, they don't. 1602 01:18:56,695 --> 01:18:57,695 Wait a minute! 1603 01:18:58,070 --> 01:18:59,874 Why should they? They don't know each other... 1604 01:19:00,414 --> 01:19:01,632 - You're right. - Yes. 1605 01:19:02,292 --> 01:19:03,519 - Oh, mademoiselle. - Yes? 1606 01:19:03,544 --> 01:19:04,728 The monsieur was concerned you that you... 1607 01:19:04,753 --> 01:19:07,213 You may tell the monsieur that I came back only for my gloves. 1608 01:19:07,238 --> 01:19:09,738 Excuse me. Do you have any change for my taxi? 1609 01:19:09,809 --> 01:19:11,511 - In a moment. - I will wait for you here. 1610 01:19:11,536 --> 01:19:12,536 Very well. 1611 01:19:14,986 --> 01:19:16,170 Well, we're back in business. 1612 01:19:16,787 --> 01:19:18,527 What do you mean, we're back in business? 1613 01:19:18,561 --> 01:19:20,428 I'm back in business. You're nowhere. 1614 01:19:20,453 --> 01:19:21,936 - But you just said... - Yeah I know what I said. 1615 01:19:21,961 --> 01:19:23,507 Go get your own harem, will you? Beat it. 1616 01:19:23,532 --> 01:19:25,625 Oh, fine. Ok, then I don't take yours anymore. 1617 01:19:25,650 --> 01:19:27,687 - I'll have a little talk with Jacqueline. - Don't. No, no, no, no. 1618 01:19:27,712 --> 01:19:28,733 I'm sorry. Forgive me! 1619 01:19:28,758 --> 01:19:30,201 - I don't know what's the matter with me today. - Aha. 1620 01:19:30,226 --> 01:19:31,093 Jacqueline is leaving. 1621 01:19:31,118 --> 01:19:32,803 Oh, well, listen: I've got to try to stop her. 1622 01:19:32,828 --> 01:19:34,538 You call Bertha and tell her to hide Lise. 1623 01:19:34,563 --> 01:19:36,540 Yo, wait a minute. Vicky's gonna care about this. She'll follow you. 1624 01:19:36,565 --> 01:19:37,766 Well, then you gotta stop Vicky. 1625 01:19:37,791 --> 01:19:38,901 Well, what about the phone call? 1626 01:19:38,926 --> 01:19:41,366 Well, you could call from anywhere. You don't have to call from here. 1627 01:19:41,391 --> 01:19:43,165 And keep Vicky out for the rest of the night. 1628 01:19:45,159 --> 01:19:47,565 Leave a nice tip. I don't want you to look like a cheapskate. 1629 01:19:57,755 --> 01:19:58,755 Jacqueline! 1630 01:20:02,560 --> 01:20:03,560 Jacqueline! 1631 01:20:03,951 --> 01:20:04,951 Taxi! 1632 01:20:04,976 --> 01:20:05,976 Taxi! 1633 01:20:06,133 --> 01:20:07,133 Jacqueline! 1634 01:20:09,301 --> 01:20:10,590 Jacqueline, will you... 1635 01:20:12,277 --> 01:20:13,277 Jacqueline! 1636 01:20:14,602 --> 01:20:15,602 Don't lose her. 1637 01:20:18,525 --> 01:20:20,203 Bernard. Bernard! 1638 01:20:20,584 --> 01:20:22,429 Hey! Don't lose that taxi! 1639 01:20:23,406 --> 01:20:24,406 Vicky! 1640 01:20:30,266 --> 01:20:31,266 Stop! 1641 01:20:32,286 --> 01:20:33,801 - Go ahead! - Stop! 1642 01:20:34,067 --> 01:20:35,442 No, keep going. 1643 01:20:36,059 --> 01:20:37,622 - Stop! - No! 1644 01:20:37,942 --> 01:20:39,598 Please! Please! 1645 01:20:45,209 --> 01:20:46,635 Oh! I almost fell out of the... 1646 01:20:46,660 --> 01:20:48,231 Where were you going anyhow? 1647 01:20:48,256 --> 01:20:49,981 Well, that's Bernard in that cab. 1648 01:20:50,332 --> 01:20:52,699 Oh, yeah, well he's... he's going to another meeting. 1649 01:20:52,881 --> 01:20:53,928 Something's wrong! 1650 01:20:53,953 --> 01:20:55,577 I don't like the look on his face. 1651 01:20:55,602 --> 01:20:56,602 I never did. 1652 01:21:03,186 --> 01:21:04,940 Jacqueline, will you please listen to me? 1653 01:21:04,940 --> 01:21:07,738 No, I don't like to listen to you any more. Nah! 1654 01:21:09,191 --> 01:21:11,000 Jacqueline, you don't understand! 1655 01:21:11,000 --> 01:21:12,494 I understand everything! 1656 01:21:12,526 --> 01:21:14,938 And I understand you are a grand fink. 1657 01:21:18,563 --> 01:21:21,953 If he has such an important business appointment, why is he racing that cab? 1658 01:21:21,953 --> 01:21:23,818 Oh, I think that's his appointment. 1659 01:21:24,132 --> 01:21:25,953 Can't you go any faster? 1660 01:21:25,978 --> 01:21:28,421 Will you turn around, watch where you're going? I'm a bleeder. 1661 01:21:44,139 --> 01:21:45,139 Stop! 1662 01:21:45,164 --> 01:21:47,058 It's the other way. Back up. 1663 01:21:54,356 --> 01:21:55,356 Stop! 1664 01:21:56,028 --> 01:21:57,591 Oh, Robert, we've lost him. 1665 01:21:57,657 --> 01:22:00,762 - I'm going home. Driver? - No, no, no! Take us to a telephone. 1666 01:22:00,872 --> 01:22:03,742 - A telephone? What for? - Uh... Well, it's very important. 1667 01:22:03,742 --> 01:22:06,452 Trust me! It-It's... It's just very important! 1668 01:22:22,703 --> 01:22:24,543 Ne t'arrête pas. 1669 01:22:26,180 --> 01:22:27,180 Jacqueline! 1670 01:22:27,383 --> 01:22:28,992 Jacqueline! Listen... listen to me. 1671 01:22:29,017 --> 01:22:30,273 - No! - Ow! 1672 01:22:30,741 --> 01:22:33,147 - Jacqueline, where are you going? - Home. To pack. 1673 01:22:41,360 --> 01:22:43,243 Go that way. It leads right in the Rue de la Reine. 1674 01:22:43,268 --> 01:22:44,525 It's oneway, monsieur. 1675 01:22:44,560 --> 01:22:46,095 You'll only be going one way. 1676 01:22:46,120 --> 01:22:47,365 But... it is against the law! 1677 01:22:47,390 --> 01:22:48,859 Does this help? 1678 01:22:48,884 --> 01:22:50,416 Vive l'amérique! 1679 01:23:11,748 --> 01:23:12,748 I'll be right back. 1680 01:23:17,477 --> 01:23:18,675 Bertha? 1681 01:23:20,359 --> 01:23:21,268 Bertha! 1682 01:23:21,630 --> 01:23:23,583 Alright, I'm coming. 1683 01:23:26,647 --> 01:23:28,678 Yes, ma'am? Now what can I do for you? 1684 01:23:29,475 --> 01:23:31,139 Good, cold water. 1685 01:23:31,164 --> 01:23:32,803 This is the second pitcher. 1686 01:23:33,243 --> 01:23:34,925 I need it to wake up. 1687 01:23:35,078 --> 01:23:36,906 My Bernard should be home soon. 1688 01:23:36,969 --> 01:23:38,196 You'll wake up, alright. 1689 01:23:38,663 --> 01:23:40,078 - Bertha? - Yeah? 1690 01:23:40,143 --> 01:23:41,594 Have you been in love? 1691 01:23:41,751 --> 01:23:42,868 With my husband. 1692 01:23:43,164 --> 01:23:45,104 Ah, that's the way it should be. 1693 01:23:45,203 --> 01:23:47,758 He didn't think so. He ran off with my sister. 1694 01:23:47,828 --> 01:23:50,023 Oh, I'm so sorry, Bertha. 1695 01:23:50,430 --> 01:23:52,570 I guess I'm very lucky with my Bernard. 1696 01:23:52,704 --> 01:23:54,360 Why? Because you haven't got a sister? 1697 01:23:54,720 --> 01:23:58,079 Oh no. Because he never looks at another woman. 1698 01:23:58,284 --> 01:24:00,284 He can pat himself on the back. 1699 01:24:00,667 --> 01:24:02,769 It's a wonder he can lift his arm. 1700 01:24:15,642 --> 01:24:16,802 Hello? 1701 01:24:17,962 --> 01:24:21,535 Oh, no, Mr. Reed. There is nobody here but me and Lufthansa. 1702 01:24:21,986 --> 01:24:26,125 Oh, right after you left she took some of the Tipleadleloodenplatz.... 1703 01:24:26,150 --> 01:24:27,666 ... and she passed out. 1704 01:24:28,371 --> 01:24:30,363 Eh, she's just wakinig up now. 1705 01:24:30,473 --> 01:24:33,418 Well, don't let her wake up! Give her another shot of that stuff. 1706 01:24:33,950 --> 01:24:36,246 I don't care how much she's had. Give her more! 1707 01:24:36,532 --> 01:24:38,236 [What is the American saying?] 1708 01:24:38,361 --> 01:24:40,541 [He wants to give narcotics to a woman] 1709 01:24:40,593 --> 01:24:42,303 [Drug a woman?] 1710 01:24:42,328 --> 01:24:43,853 Well, put some in her water. 1711 01:24:44,033 --> 01:24:45,533 All you can find. 1712 01:24:45,836 --> 01:24:46,867 [What is he saying now?] 1713 01:24:46,892 --> 01:24:48,766 [It looks like the man is desperate] 1714 01:24:48,807 --> 01:24:49,945 [Desperate?] 1715 01:24:50,086 --> 01:24:52,414 [Yes, that is a ragged mole] 1716 01:24:56,219 --> 01:24:57,860 Bertha, pleasa don't panic. 1717 01:24:57,885 --> 01:24:59,641 I can handle British United. 1718 01:24:59,828 --> 01:25:03,051 But with Air France on the loose, you're gonna have to take care of Lufthansa. 1719 01:25:03,052 --> 01:25:04,844 [What is it?] 1720 01:25:04,869 --> 01:25:07,157 [She's taking care of British United] 1721 01:25:07,297 --> 01:25:11,851 [Not Air France! And someone else is dealing with Lufthansa...] 1722 01:25:11,876 --> 01:25:13,486 Lufthansa? 1723 01:25:16,341 --> 01:25:18,212 - Mon petit! - Oui? 1724 01:25:18,212 --> 01:25:19,657 Parles tu anglais? 1725 01:25:19,775 --> 01:25:20,985 A little, oui. 1726 01:25:21,422 --> 01:25:23,870 In the café, there is an American at the telephone. 1727 01:25:24,172 --> 01:25:26,930 I want you to wait for him and when he comes out, say this for me. 1728 01:25:26,955 --> 01:25:28,227 - As you? - As me. 1729 01:25:28,360 --> 01:25:30,899 Say: "I do not trust myself with you. 1730 01:25:30,946 --> 01:25:34,173 I'm going home to tell Bernard so everything will be above board." 1731 01:25:34,571 --> 01:25:35,571 Here's five francs. 1732 01:25:35,735 --> 01:25:36,868 Mercy, mademoiselle. 1733 01:25:37,708 --> 01:25:39,594 I don't trust myself with you. 1734 01:25:39,819 --> 01:25:41,647 I'm going home to tell Bernard. 1735 01:25:41,912 --> 01:25:43,147 So... 1736 01:25:43,459 --> 01:25:45,084 Everything will be above board. 1737 01:25:45,162 --> 01:25:46,811 So everything will be above board. 1738 01:25:46,836 --> 01:25:47,975 Très bien. 1739 01:25:48,190 --> 01:25:50,299 56, Avenue de la Reine. 1740 01:25:50,324 --> 01:25:51,229 Très bien. 1741 01:25:53,047 --> 01:25:54,713 Bertha, I'm depending on you. 1742 01:25:54,986 --> 01:25:55,986 Goodbye. 1743 01:25:59,784 --> 01:26:01,813 What is it? Hey, hey! Ow. 1744 01:26:19,514 --> 01:26:21,280 I do not trust myself with you. 1745 01:26:21,803 --> 01:26:23,725 I'm going home to tell Bernard. 1746 01:26:23,750 --> 01:26:25,788 So everything will be above board. 1747 01:26:50,551 --> 01:26:51,996 Here. Drink this. 1748 01:26:56,314 --> 01:26:57,383 All down. 1749 01:27:02,421 --> 01:27:05,390 Titfaligitlugnanderplatz is so powerful. 1750 01:27:05,578 --> 01:27:07,906 Even this water seems to taste of it. 1751 01:27:11,189 --> 01:27:12,626 That's it, girl. 1752 01:27:13,041 --> 01:27:14,127 Aah. 1753 01:27:14,265 --> 01:27:15,798 How long does it take to work? 1754 01:27:26,736 --> 01:27:28,345 - Where is Lufthansa? - She's in her room. 1755 01:27:28,370 --> 01:27:30,056 Well, get her out of there. Air France is right behind me. 1756 01:27:30,081 --> 01:27:31,081 She's asleep. 1757 01:27:31,445 --> 01:27:34,405 - Well, then go wake her up! - She may never wake up again. 1758 01:27:35,011 --> 01:27:36,907 What kind of crazy talk is that? 1759 01:27:38,210 --> 01:27:39,803 Liebeling! Liebeling! 1760 01:27:40,112 --> 01:27:41,386 Hurrups. Wake up. 1761 01:27:41,612 --> 01:27:42,675 I-I didn't do it. 1762 01:27:42,722 --> 01:27:44,316 Your friend made me give it to her. 1763 01:27:45,081 --> 01:27:46,433 We gotta get her outta here. 1764 01:27:46,987 --> 01:27:48,224 Come on. Help me lift her. 1765 01:27:48,339 --> 01:27:50,378 I'm a cook, not a piano mover! 1766 01:27:50,403 --> 01:27:51,390 Grab her legs. 1767 01:27:52,554 --> 01:27:53,851 Just give it a pivot. 1768 01:27:54,373 --> 01:27:56,074 - That's the way. - Oh. 1769 01:27:59,723 --> 01:28:01,535 Will it fit? This way. 1770 01:28:04,776 --> 01:28:06,042 She sure is a dead weight. 1771 01:28:06,067 --> 01:28:07,465 Don't use that word! 1772 01:28:07,490 --> 01:28:09,996 Oh, stop talking like that. You just made her sleep too heavily, that's all. 1773 01:28:10,021 --> 01:28:12,879 Well, I hope so. I don't want to spend the rest of my life in jail. 1774 01:28:12,904 --> 01:28:14,363 Nobody's going to jail. 1775 01:28:14,388 --> 01:28:16,496 No, no. Not that room. That's Mr. Reed's room. 1776 01:28:16,521 --> 01:28:20,245 If we put Mr. Reed in that room, we can get Miss Jacqueline into her own room. 1777 01:28:20,270 --> 01:28:23,185 But Miss Vicky thinks this is Mr. Reed's room. 1778 01:28:23,185 --> 01:28:24,995 You told me that yourself. 1779 01:28:25,020 --> 01:28:27,059 So we can't put this one in here. 1780 01:28:27,704 --> 01:28:30,746 You want to tell me that Miss Vicky wants to go in Mr. Reed's room? 1781 01:28:30,771 --> 01:28:32,559 Miss Vicky won't be here. 1782 01:28:32,810 --> 01:28:35,225 And you don't know Mr. Reed like I do. 1783 01:28:35,421 --> 01:28:37,717 Now we're gonna take this one into that room. 1784 01:28:54,336 --> 01:28:55,570 So you've come back? 1785 01:28:55,595 --> 01:28:57,188 It's a wonder you dare! 1786 01:28:57,422 --> 01:28:58,492 Come back? 1787 01:28:58,625 --> 01:29:00,578 After leaving me in the middle of dinner. 1788 01:29:00,938 --> 01:29:01,992 I left you? 1789 01:29:02,507 --> 01:29:04,354 I've been chasing you all over town. 1790 01:29:04,569 --> 01:29:07,702 Now... Are you going to get your friend out of my room? 1791 01:29:07,835 --> 01:29:10,624 - Or I am. - Come here. Come here. 1792 01:29:11,650 --> 01:29:13,297 Look - he's out. 1793 01:29:13,424 --> 01:29:16,033 Of course. If he were in he would be here. 1794 01:29:16,058 --> 01:29:17,346 Learing at me. 1795 01:29:17,402 --> 01:29:18,908 No, I mean he is out of the room. 1796 01:29:18,933 --> 01:29:21,205 I had Bertha take his things and put them in the guest room. 1797 01:29:21,230 --> 01:29:23,142 Well, you can move them right back. 1798 01:29:23,283 --> 01:29:24,705 I thought that's what you wanted. 1799 01:29:24,734 --> 01:29:28,914 Not if I have to plead with you for the privilige of sleeping in my own bedroom. 1800 01:29:28,985 --> 01:29:31,039 Aww, Jacqueline, don't talk that way. 1801 01:29:31,133 --> 01:29:33,313 Please, pussy cat, I'll make it up to you. 1802 01:29:33,338 --> 01:29:35,953 - Tonight... - Tonight you will sleep very soundly. 1803 01:29:35,978 --> 01:29:39,570 I have absolutely no intention of sleeping in a room next to yours. 1804 01:29:39,617 --> 01:29:41,398 Just as I predicted. 1805 01:29:41,883 --> 01:29:42,945 Will you stay out of this? 1806 01:29:42,970 --> 01:29:46,046 I see. You're discussing me with a servant now. 1807 01:29:46,071 --> 01:29:46,954 Jacqueline, no. 1808 01:29:46,979 --> 01:29:49,431 Tell your friend about it when you're sleepwalking tonight. 1809 01:29:49,456 --> 01:29:50,821 But Jacqueline! 1810 01:29:52,354 --> 01:29:54,086 Now look what you've done, Bertha! 1811 01:29:54,205 --> 01:29:55,635 Jacqueline, listen to me! 1812 01:29:55,718 --> 01:29:56,752 My petit. 1813 01:29:56,777 --> 01:29:57,839 Pussy cat. 1814 01:29:58,244 --> 01:30:00,135 Come on, don't be that way. 1815 01:30:03,645 --> 01:30:04,645 What are you doing? 1816 01:30:04,794 --> 01:30:07,538 For what I am paid, I don't have to take this abuse. 1817 01:30:08,983 --> 01:30:09,983 Wait a minute. 1818 01:30:10,008 --> 01:30:11,092 Bertha, please forgive me. 1819 01:30:11,117 --> 01:30:12,796 I'm a little unstrung tonight,. 1820 01:30:13,381 --> 01:30:14,997 Get away from me! 1821 01:30:19,670 --> 01:30:20,998 - Oh, hello Bernard. - Hello. 1822 01:30:21,147 --> 01:30:22,787 I'm sorry I wasn't here when you got home. 1823 01:30:22,887 --> 01:30:24,606 Eh... Isn't Robert with you? 1824 01:30:25,650 --> 01:30:26,888 Now don't be angry. 1825 01:30:26,913 --> 01:30:28,850 I didn't expect you so early, that's all. 1826 01:30:28,875 --> 01:30:29,875 I am not angry... 1827 01:30:29,900 --> 01:30:32,841 -... but there's something I have to tell you, Bernard. - Yes, what is it my love? 1828 01:30:34,647 --> 01:30:36,678 Alright, alright. I'm not listening. 1829 01:30:36,795 --> 01:30:39,327 Then draw me a bath and get out my night things. 1830 01:30:39,352 --> 01:30:43,099 Alright, but there is no need to shout. It's not easy, you know. 1831 01:30:43,678 --> 01:30:44,740 - Bernard? - Yes? 1832 01:30:46,209 --> 01:30:47,670 Oh, alright. 1833 01:30:47,695 --> 01:30:49,194 I think you'd better sit down. 1834 01:30:49,433 --> 01:30:50,433 Sit down? 1835 01:30:51,617 --> 01:30:53,913 - Alright. - I'm goin'. 1836 01:30:55,703 --> 01:30:57,226 Alright. I'm sitting down. 1837 01:30:57,251 --> 01:30:58,251 What is it my love? 1838 01:30:58,336 --> 01:30:59,336 I... 1839 01:30:59,726 --> 01:31:01,995 I can't be your fiancée any more. 1840 01:31:02,622 --> 01:31:03,622 Why? 1841 01:31:04,020 --> 01:31:06,052 I'm sorry. These things happen. 1842 01:31:06,146 --> 01:31:08,294 But... Just the day before yesterday... 1843 01:31:08,427 --> 01:31:10,787 I mean, you were my fiancée the day before yesterday. 1844 01:31:11,576 --> 01:31:13,764 I didn't know Robert the day before yesterday. 1845 01:31:14,591 --> 01:31:15,591 Robert? 1846 01:31:15,958 --> 01:31:18,482 - Your bath water's running... - Vicky! Listen to me! 1847 01:31:18,507 --> 01:31:20,099 - Don't be hasty. - I'm sorry. 1848 01:31:20,400 --> 01:31:21,908 Vicky, won't you please listen to me? 1849 01:31:21,997 --> 01:31:23,986 - How about my raise? - You got it. 1850 01:31:24,861 --> 01:31:25,971 Vicky... 1851 01:31:26,059 --> 01:31:28,212 Listen to me! Don't be like that. 1852 01:31:28,922 --> 01:31:31,071 Oh, Bertha. Is Mr. Lawrence here? 1853 01:31:34,429 --> 01:31:36,719 Oh, is Vicky here? I coudn't stop her. 1854 01:31:36,744 --> 01:31:38,860 - Yeah, she's here. - What's the matter with you? 1855 01:31:40,231 --> 01:31:41,832 Oh! Oh that. 1856 01:31:41,894 --> 01:31:42,986 Yeah, that. 1857 01:31:43,079 --> 01:31:44,925 Well, you told me to keep her out all night. 1858 01:31:45,130 --> 01:31:46,707 You gotta play those things by ear. 1859 01:31:46,732 --> 01:31:48,621 Your ear isn't what I'm worried about. 1860 01:31:48,716 --> 01:31:50,989 You can't make an omlett unless you break the eggs. 1861 01:31:51,014 --> 01:31:53,333 - Oh, that's terrific. Did you just make that up? - Yeah, I got some more. 1862 01:31:53,358 --> 01:31:55,426 Good. Why don't you deliver them down at the YMCA? 1863 01:31:55,451 --> 01:31:58,294 I will. But I'll get my things first if you don't mind. 1864 01:31:58,319 --> 01:31:59,319 Great! 1865 01:31:59,352 --> 01:32:02,095 - Oh, excuse me. - You can sleep where you want, monsieur Reed. 1866 01:32:02,196 --> 01:32:04,251 I would not dream of disturbing you. 1867 01:32:04,375 --> 01:32:06,690 - Excuse me. - Where are you going? 1868 01:32:07,033 --> 01:32:08,478 I'm going to take a bath. 1869 01:32:08,556 --> 01:32:10,275 - Do you mind? - Yes, yes. 1870 01:32:10,331 --> 01:32:13,055 - You do mind? - No, I don't mind. He minds. 1871 01:32:13,080 --> 01:32:13,890 - I do? - Yeah. 1872 01:32:13,915 --> 01:32:17,140 Because he's taking a bath first and Bertha is washing out the tub now. 1873 01:32:17,344 --> 01:32:19,094 Surely he can go after me. 1874 01:32:19,119 --> 01:32:20,231 I can go after her. 1875 01:32:20,256 --> 01:32:21,454 I will wash the tub out. 1876 01:32:21,479 --> 01:32:23,820 No, no, no! That's very unlucky. 1877 01:32:23,913 --> 01:32:25,360 - For whom? - Well, for all of us. 1878 01:32:25,385 --> 01:32:26,719 You've heard of three on a tub. 1879 01:32:26,821 --> 01:32:28,055 Yeah, I'm very superstitious. 1880 01:32:28,080 --> 01:32:29,509 - Superstitious? - Yeah. 1881 01:32:32,000 --> 01:32:34,991 I have been right all along about you two. 1882 01:32:37,736 --> 01:32:40,017 Why don't you use Bertha's tub in the back? 1883 01:32:40,042 --> 01:32:41,189 I will. 1884 01:32:46,272 --> 01:32:47,272 What is that? 1885 01:32:47,585 --> 01:32:49,641 That-That's Bertha putting around in there. 1886 01:32:50,796 --> 01:32:51,796 Yes? 1887 01:32:52,140 --> 01:32:54,304 I thought you said she was in the bathroom. 1888 01:32:54,554 --> 01:32:57,018 No. Did I say that Bertha was in the bathroom? 1889 01:32:57,043 --> 01:32:58,719 - No. - Bathroom, no you didn't say that. 1890 01:32:58,744 --> 01:33:01,000 No, I never said that. Bertha's here, obviously. 1891 01:33:01,295 --> 01:33:03,486 Bertha, Miss Jacqueline is going to use your bathtub. 1892 01:33:03,821 --> 01:33:05,035 I'm honoured! 1893 01:33:06,457 --> 01:33:07,907 Oh, I need my flight bag. 1894 01:33:08,567 --> 01:33:10,806 Robert... Robert'll get it. There is your flight bag. 1895 01:33:10,868 --> 01:33:12,408 Alright. Have a wonderful bath. 1896 01:33:14,432 --> 01:33:15,927 Hello Darling. 1897 01:33:20,054 --> 01:33:21,890 You see, you didn't have to upset yourself. 1898 01:33:21,915 --> 01:33:23,968 - It's alright now. He knows. - Yes. 1899 01:33:24,750 --> 01:33:26,547 It is best to bring these things out into the open. 1900 01:33:26,572 --> 01:33:28,383 - Yes it is. - By the way - have you seen my flight bag? 1901 01:33:28,408 --> 01:33:30,813 Your flight bag? No, I haven't seen your flight bag. 1902 01:33:34,149 --> 01:33:35,149 'scuse me. 1903 01:33:38,638 --> 01:33:41,664 - What was that scream? - I stepped on Bertha's toe. 1904 01:33:41,790 --> 01:33:43,656 - I'll only be a minute now. - Alright. 1905 01:33:45,887 --> 01:33:47,422 Bernard. 1906 01:33:50,646 --> 01:33:52,158 Sleepy. 1907 01:33:54,354 --> 01:33:55,354 I'm pinned. 1908 01:33:56,471 --> 01:33:58,690 - I'm pinned! - Then use your wunderbar hands. 1909 01:33:58,715 --> 01:34:00,389 Oh, gimme a hand here. 1910 01:34:01,744 --> 01:34:02,744 Just lift. 1911 01:34:03,413 --> 01:34:04,960 I got her. I got her. 1912 01:34:06,694 --> 01:34:07,694 I got her. 1913 01:34:11,031 --> 01:34:12,404 She missed the bed. 1914 01:34:16,560 --> 01:34:18,183 You know, I have a bit of a problem. 1915 01:34:18,208 --> 01:34:20,683 - Yes. - This is really very embarrasing. 1916 01:34:20,708 --> 01:34:24,319 Since I am no longer your fiancée, I really can't sleep in the bedroom next to yours, Bernard. 1917 01:34:24,344 --> 01:34:25,600 Certainly not. 1918 01:34:25,704 --> 01:34:28,357 And you're in the guest room, so I can't sleep there. 1919 01:34:28,389 --> 01:34:29,389 Yet. 1920 01:34:29,476 --> 01:34:32,060 Oh, don't be bitter, Bernard. It's not like you. 1921 01:34:32,435 --> 01:34:34,505 So, I guess I'll just have to sleep over here. 1922 01:34:34,624 --> 01:34:35,624 - No! - No! 1923 01:34:36,466 --> 01:34:37,466 Why not? 1924 01:34:38,221 --> 01:34:41,192 Uh... Well, y-you told Bertha that she could sleep there. 1925 01:34:41,344 --> 01:34:42,797 Why can't she sleep in her own room? 1926 01:34:43,775 --> 01:34:44,775 You called me? 1927 01:34:45,188 --> 01:34:47,211 Oh! Oh, yes. Bertha! 1928 01:34:47,384 --> 01:34:50,728 Yeah, no... well... eh... Mr.-Mr. Lawrence he was just saying... 1929 01:34:50,916 --> 01:34:52,400 ... how he, uh... 1930 01:34:52,486 --> 01:34:54,627 that you were sleeping in that room now. 1931 01:34:54,800 --> 01:34:56,197 - Who, me? - Yeah, yes you . 1932 01:34:56,222 --> 01:34:58,939 Certainly. Don't you remember? You said you wanted to sleep in that room? 1933 01:34:58,964 --> 01:35:00,946 - Yeah. - It-It's alright, Bertha. Don't feel badly. 1934 01:35:00,971 --> 01:35:02,994 We all have our little excentricities every now and then. 1935 01:35:03,019 --> 01:35:05,079 - Yeah. - Then I'll take Bertha's room. I don't mind. 1936 01:35:05,104 --> 01:35:06,853 - Good night, Darling. - Good night. 1937 01:35:06,878 --> 01:35:07,878 Oh! 1938 01:35:08,802 --> 01:35:09,802 No! 1939 01:35:11,185 --> 01:35:12,684 What is it, Bertha? 1940 01:35:13,567 --> 01:35:14,567 Nothing. 1941 01:35:22,182 --> 01:35:23,182 What is it? 1942 01:35:24,266 --> 01:35:25,266 Nothing. 1943 01:35:30,617 --> 01:35:32,331 Bernard, where are you going? 1944 01:35:32,356 --> 01:35:33,253 To the river. 1945 01:35:33,278 --> 01:35:35,199 Aww, don't be so dramatic. 1946 01:35:35,224 --> 01:35:37,707 Let your friend go instead. Come on. 1947 01:35:39,414 --> 01:35:42,836 I am not going to stop being your fiancée over a bath tub. 1948 01:35:42,861 --> 01:35:44,624 - Good. - We get rid of him... 1949 01:35:44,649 --> 01:35:46,275 ... and we will talk about it. 1950 01:35:46,517 --> 01:35:48,944 Right now I must get ready for my flight. 1951 01:35:49,213 --> 01:35:50,939 But don't wait up to see me off. 1952 01:35:54,166 --> 01:35:55,525 Now that cleans the decks. 1953 01:35:55,550 --> 01:35:56,783 Jacqueline's gonna go catch a plane,... 1954 01:35:56,808 --> 01:35:58,869 ... your fiancée is taking a nap... 1955 01:35:58,894 --> 01:36:00,308 ... and Bertha... 1956 01:36:00,440 --> 01:36:03,729 ... yes, Bertha, you've gotta see that Lise stays unconcious. 1957 01:36:03,754 --> 01:36:05,027 Open the door. 1958 01:36:06,582 --> 01:36:07,582 Where are you going? 1959 01:36:07,918 --> 01:36:09,238 I'm quitting. 1960 01:36:09,363 --> 01:36:12,010 You don't need a maid, you need the mafia. 1961 01:36:13,519 --> 01:36:14,629 Close that door. 1962 01:36:14,654 --> 01:36:16,168 Bertha! 1963 01:36:18,542 --> 01:36:19,542 Robert, old friend. 1964 01:36:19,567 --> 01:36:21,613 Now, I know you've got Lise to trust you by this time. 1965 01:36:21,638 --> 01:36:23,075 You've gotta keep an eye on her. 1966 01:36:23,830 --> 01:36:24,755 Now, where are you going? 1967 01:36:24,780 --> 01:36:26,196 To the YMCA. 1968 01:36:26,221 --> 01:36:28,333 - Come here! - What are you doing? 1969 01:36:28,358 --> 01:36:30,034 - I wanna leave! - That, Robert, you can't. 1970 01:36:30,059 --> 01:36:31,879 I just wanna go. Will you let me go? 1971 01:36:31,904 --> 01:36:33,717 Robert, I didn't mean half the things I've said. 1972 01:36:33,742 --> 01:36:34,850 It's the half you did mean. 1973 01:36:34,882 --> 01:36:36,833 Robert, look. I'm begging you. I'm pleasding with you. 1974 01:36:36,858 --> 01:36:39,334 I'm asking you: Please help me out. 1975 01:36:39,453 --> 01:36:40,453 Well... 1976 01:36:41,947 --> 01:36:43,506 - What about Vicky? - Perfect! 1977 01:36:43,531 --> 01:36:44,624 You make a wonderful couple. 1978 01:36:44,649 --> 01:36:47,211 Oh, I knew you wouldn't let me down. What a great friend you are. 1979 01:36:48,288 --> 01:36:49,288 Good night! 1980 01:37:03,257 --> 01:37:05,098 - Bernard? - Shhh! 1981 01:37:05,123 --> 01:37:06,664 - Why must I...? - Shhh! 1982 01:37:07,085 --> 01:37:09,501 Um... You'll... You'll wake everybody. 1983 01:37:09,577 --> 01:37:10,897 Everybody's awake. 1984 01:37:11,078 --> 01:37:12,078 Oh, yes. 1985 01:37:12,135 --> 01:37:13,924 Listen, Bernard. Don't be bad-tempered. 1986 01:37:13,980 --> 01:37:16,034 I only came out because I feel... guilty. 1987 01:37:16,315 --> 01:37:18,354 You've got nothing to feel guilty about. 1988 01:37:18,510 --> 01:37:21,220 Well... I've mistreated you and I've been cruel. 1989 01:37:21,399 --> 01:37:23,078 Oh, but you haven't really done anything. 1990 01:37:23,180 --> 01:37:24,298 Uh, so far. 1991 01:37:24,323 --> 01:37:26,046 - No, she hasn't. - I wish you'd butt out. 1992 01:37:26,071 --> 01:37:27,250 - Just butt out. - Alright, okay. 1993 01:37:27,297 --> 01:37:29,203 - Yeah, sure. - Anyway, I want to apologize. 1994 01:37:29,228 --> 01:37:31,470 And I hope I haven't disrupted your relationship with Robert. 1995 01:37:31,495 --> 01:37:32,735 Oh no, it's the same as always was. 1996 01:37:32,760 --> 01:37:34,954 I don't see why you must constantly put your two cents into everything. 1997 01:37:34,979 --> 01:37:36,540 - I'm just trying to comfort you. - Don't comfort me. 1998 01:37:36,564 --> 01:37:37,376 - No, I won't. - Do me a favor. 1999 01:37:37,401 --> 01:37:38,462 - Just don't comfort me. - I won't. 2000 01:37:38,487 --> 01:37:40,835 Let's leave it alone. Everything's over with and I feel fine, okay? 2001 01:37:40,860 --> 01:37:43,054 - Then I can sleep peacefully. - Yes. Good. 2002 01:37:43,339 --> 01:37:44,339 Good night. 2003 01:37:45,126 --> 01:37:46,126 Good night. 2004 01:37:47,337 --> 01:37:48,337 Good night. 2005 01:37:49,627 --> 01:37:51,017 I must be going. 2006 01:37:53,635 --> 01:37:54,635 Who is this? 2007 01:37:54,666 --> 01:37:55,666 Who is that? 2008 01:37:55,691 --> 01:37:57,815 Eh... eh... who... that's... um... 2009 01:37:57,840 --> 01:37:59,120 Robert's fiancée! 2010 01:37:59,145 --> 01:38:00,159 Absolutely. 2011 01:38:00,184 --> 01:38:02,042 Robert's fianc... My fiancée. 2012 01:38:04,124 --> 01:38:06,577 Yes, aren't you going to congratulate Robert? 2013 01:38:07,405 --> 01:38:09,592 Robert's fiancée. Congratulations, Robert! 2014 01:38:09,881 --> 01:38:12,037 Congratulations, Robert! 2015 01:38:12,062 --> 01:38:13,062 Thank you. 2016 01:38:13,381 --> 01:38:14,301 Thank you. 2017 01:38:14,326 --> 01:38:16,138 Now tell me: What were you doing in there? 2018 01:38:16,163 --> 01:38:17,927 Getting into my uniform. 2019 01:38:18,264 --> 01:38:20,287 Yes, Jacqueline works for Air France. 2020 01:38:20,701 --> 01:38:21,856 - No. - Yes. 2021 01:38:21,881 --> 01:38:23,951 And, uh,... and, uh,... and Vicky... 2022 01:38:23,984 --> 01:38:25,974 - ... Vicky works for British United! - Huh! 2023 01:38:26,028 --> 01:38:27,630 Yes, it's a marvellous coincidence, isn't it? 2024 01:38:27,655 --> 01:38:29,611 It certainly is a coincidence when you think about it. 2025 01:38:29,636 --> 01:38:31,822 You know: Both in the same industry, both hostesses. 2026 01:38:31,847 --> 01:38:34,283 Both in the same appartment in the middle of the night. 2027 01:38:34,308 --> 01:38:35,869 - Yes. - No! - No! No! 2028 01:38:35,901 --> 01:38:37,775 Yes. We'd better be going. 2029 01:38:38,549 --> 01:38:40,283 Are you resting between flights? 2030 01:38:40,322 --> 01:38:42,556 Well, not everybody is resting between flights. 2031 01:38:42,581 --> 01:38:43,539 - No. - Come, Jacqueline. 2032 01:38:43,564 --> 01:38:45,281 - I am. - Really? 2033 01:38:45,306 --> 01:38:47,674 - Bernard, why is she...? - I have exactly the same question. 2034 01:38:47,727 --> 01:38:49,273 Well, uh... She's, uh... 2035 01:38:49,312 --> 01:38:50,603 - Robert's fiancée. - My fiancée. 2036 01:38:50,603 --> 01:38:52,734 They're engaged and she came here to be with him! 2037 01:38:52,759 --> 01:38:54,499 That's what she did. That's what she did, exactly. 2038 01:38:54,562 --> 01:38:55,890 No, but Robert and I didn't... 2039 01:38:55,915 --> 01:38:57,117 Oh, we don't have to get into that now. 2040 01:38:57,142 --> 01:38:58,367 We're here and that's all that's important. 2041 01:38:58,392 --> 01:39:00,571 I'd still like to know what she's doing here. 2042 01:39:00,704 --> 01:39:03,243 Why did you not tell me Robert had a fiancée? 2043 01:39:03,268 --> 01:39:04,783 You are always so secretive. 2044 01:39:05,180 --> 01:39:06,602 See, I couldn't because... eh... 2045 01:39:06,649 --> 01:39:07,462 It... eh... 2046 01:39:07,487 --> 01:39:09,844 - ... really only just happened. - Five minutes ago. 2047 01:39:09,880 --> 01:39:14,247 Oh, I see. I go into the bathroom, I have a bath, I come back and - poof. 2048 01:39:14,294 --> 01:39:16,013 There you are. Engaged. 2049 01:39:16,317 --> 01:39:18,028 That Robert! He is certainly out fast. 2050 01:39:18,060 --> 01:39:19,473 Well, hello and goodbye. We have got to go. 2051 01:39:19,498 --> 01:39:21,614 I can see the fast worker. 2052 01:39:21,723 --> 01:39:23,382 - Where did you met him? - Here. 2053 01:39:23,900 --> 01:39:26,149 I see. You came here tonight... 2054 01:39:26,174 --> 01:39:28,775 ... not knowing if your fiancé would be here... 2055 01:39:28,831 --> 01:39:30,742 ... because you never met him before. 2056 01:39:30,822 --> 01:39:33,142 Oh, well, no, it didn't quite happen like that. 2057 01:39:33,407 --> 01:39:34,579 Oh, well, I tell you what. 2058 01:39:34,604 --> 01:39:35,603 - We'd better be going. - Yes. 2059 01:39:35,649 --> 01:39:38,593 And... uh... you know what? You two can talk about it some other time. 2060 01:39:38,618 --> 01:39:39,946 The great thing to know is... 2061 01:39:39,971 --> 01:39:40,971 ... that they're in love. 2062 01:39:41,071 --> 01:39:42,783 And no one has to ask why. 2063 01:39:42,818 --> 01:39:43,724 Beautiful. Come! 2064 01:39:43,724 --> 01:39:46,172 I was not askying "why" but "where". 2065 01:39:46,232 --> 01:39:49,380 I'd like to know both. What are you doing here anyway? 2066 01:39:49,405 --> 01:39:51,825 - It's very complicated. - And she's gonna miss a plane. She's very late. 2067 01:39:51,850 --> 01:39:53,575 - Right. - Excuse me! 2068 01:39:54,060 --> 01:39:55,333 Now, listen to me. 2069 01:39:56,476 --> 01:39:58,289 I am Bernard's fiancée. 2070 01:39:58,531 --> 01:40:01,039 A-and-and... you are ideally mated. 2071 01:40:01,064 --> 01:40:02,064 Matched! 2072 01:40:02,232 --> 01:40:03,974 You stay out of it. 2073 01:40:03,999 --> 01:40:05,325 Yes, by all means. 2074 01:40:05,844 --> 01:40:08,937 You stay out of it. I'll stay out of it and we'll all stay out of it. 2075 01:40:09,148 --> 01:40:11,463 - When I was Bernard's fiancée... - Oh! 2076 01:40:11,488 --> 01:40:14,273 Well, you see I was her fiancé before I was your fiancé. 2077 01:40:14,549 --> 01:40:16,596 Oh. And then what happened? 2078 01:40:16,971 --> 01:40:18,448 And then... um... 2079 01:40:18,473 --> 01:40:19,253 Then? 2080 01:40:19,627 --> 01:40:22,714 Yes, then I found out that she was really in love with Robert. 2081 01:40:24,028 --> 01:40:25,567 - Robert. - Uh... that's right. 2082 01:40:25,592 --> 01:40:26,802 That's it. That's it. 2083 01:40:27,057 --> 01:40:28,755 But you didn't know me before it was only afterwards... 2084 01:40:28,779 --> 01:40:31,489 Oh, please. Let that go and all the befores and the afters. 2085 01:40:31,514 --> 01:40:35,114 What's done is done. The die is cast, that past is past. 2086 01:40:35,183 --> 01:40:37,666 The only important thing isthat you are in love with him! 2087 01:40:38,008 --> 01:40:40,281 Even though I was your fiancé, I forgave you. 2088 01:40:40,306 --> 01:40:42,125 I forgave both of you when I became... 2089 01:40:42,352 --> 01:40:43,333 ... your fiancé. 2090 01:40:43,358 --> 01:40:47,843 Not because I was cheated by her but because I wanted to be your fiancé but I was too polite to ask you. 2091 01:40:48,358 --> 01:40:49,358 Is that clear? 2092 01:40:49,436 --> 01:40:50,624 - Crystal. - Hm. 2093 01:40:50,825 --> 01:40:53,536 And to think that I was stupid enough to feel guilty. Me. 2094 01:40:53,693 --> 01:40:55,521 When you were her fiancé the whole time. 2095 01:40:55,560 --> 01:40:56,685 Of course he was. 2096 01:40:56,710 --> 01:40:58,982 He is. Or else he's a liar. 2097 01:40:59,007 --> 01:41:00,271 I, a liar? 2098 01:41:00,323 --> 01:41:01,573 Wha-what are you talking about? 2099 01:41:01,598 --> 01:41:04,027 He's my dearest and my most trusted friend. 2100 01:41:04,761 --> 01:41:05,603 Eh... 2101 01:41:05,628 --> 01:41:08,698 He knows me, he understand me. He shall speak for me. 2102 01:41:13,067 --> 01:41:14,497 Well, you understand me. 2103 01:41:14,606 --> 01:41:17,278 - I don't. - W-w-well, of course you do. 2104 01:41:18,145 --> 01:41:19,981 It's really very simple. 2105 01:41:20,679 --> 01:41:21,890 Oh Bernard, Liebling. 2106 01:41:26,882 --> 01:41:29,428 Ah, monsieur. I have something special for you. 2107 01:41:29,460 --> 01:41:30,780 From the Far East. 2108 01:41:43,318 --> 01:41:44,318 Taxi! 2109 01:41:45,459 --> 01:41:46,459 Taxi! 2110 01:41:51,037 --> 01:41:53,382 You have any idea how close we came? 2111 01:41:53,382 --> 01:41:55,428 - Do I have any idea, I was... - Where to, monsieur? 2112 01:41:59,428 --> 01:42:01,491 Well, a lady cab driver. 2113 01:42:01,516 --> 01:42:04,194 - I never saw a lady cab driver in Paris before. - Me neither. 2114 01:42:04,475 --> 01:42:06,762 - There are only three of us. - Oh, really? 2115 01:42:07,136 --> 01:42:10,099 - Are you friends? - Yes, we share an apartment. 2116 01:42:10,099 --> 01:42:13,513 - An apartment? That's marvellous. - But we don't get to see each other very often. 2117 01:42:14,139 --> 01:42:17,366 You see, we each work a different eight hour shift. 2118 01:42:19,808 --> 01:42:22,167 - Tell me: What is your name, my dear? - Françoise. 2119 01:42:22,214 --> 01:42:24,104 - Françoise. What a lovely name. - Beautiful. 2120 01:42:24,386 --> 01:42:25,511 Excuse me a moment, won't you? 2121 01:42:25,870 --> 01:42:29,503 Excuse me, I'd like to know: When one is driving, one is sleeping. Is that the idea? 2121 01:42:30,305 --> 01:42:36,516 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.SubtitleDB.org 163994