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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:39,421 --> 00:00:43,118 Meet a real Fab family, the Carrolls of Charleston, South Carolina. 2 00:00:43,325 --> 00:00:46,920 l'm a fanatic about clean clothes. That's why l'm glad for Fab. 3 00:00:48,430 --> 00:00:52,093 Dummies. Borax won't work unless you put active enzymes in. 4 00:00:52,334 --> 00:00:54,393 You geek! How do you know all that? 5 00:00:54,469 --> 00:00:56,198 -l'm not a geek. -Yes, you are. 6 00:00:56,271 --> 00:00:57,602 -Am not. -Are too. 7 00:00:57,673 --> 00:00:59,163 l'll show you geeky! 8 00:01:06,281 --> 00:01:08,215 Hurry up, it's coming on! 9 00:01:08,283 --> 00:01:09,978 Batman! 10 00:01:14,957 --> 00:01:16,219 Batman! 11 00:01:17,659 --> 00:01:19,149 Stupid old TV. 12 00:01:19,328 --> 00:01:21,819 Holy bad reception, Batman. l'll fix it. 13 00:01:27,603 --> 00:01:29,195 Hurry up or we'll miss it! 14 00:01:29,738 --> 00:01:31,069 Hurry! 15 00:01:32,174 --> 00:01:34,506 Where worms always go... 16 00:01:35,377 --> 00:01:36,935 ...down into the earth. 17 00:01:37,012 --> 00:01:39,742 -ls it working? -No, not yet. 18 00:01:41,850 --> 00:01:43,784 That's it! Don't move. 19 00:01:46,254 --> 00:01:47,687 Your glasses! 20 00:01:49,591 --> 00:01:52,321 Remember, never hit a man with glasses. 21 00:01:53,662 --> 00:01:57,393 -Even better. Perfect! -Yes! 22 00:02:04,873 --> 00:02:06,704 Yeah, keep flushing. 23 00:02:21,223 --> 00:02:22,713 Back to back! 24 00:02:28,864 --> 00:02:31,890 Who's playing with the toilet? Kevin, is that you? 25 00:02:36,405 --> 00:02:41,342 Boy! l'm going to peel the skin off of your behind, boil it and make soup! 26 00:02:41,910 --> 00:02:43,741 To the Batpoles! 27 00:02:44,246 --> 00:02:45,611 What did l say? 28 00:02:46,248 --> 00:02:50,548 Stay out of my kitchen! 29 00:03:35,764 --> 00:03:38,392 Stop that, or l'm calling the police! 30 00:03:38,467 --> 00:03:40,594 Shut up, you crusty old bitch! 31 00:03:41,002 --> 00:03:43,835 That must be your mama you're thinking about. 32 00:03:45,073 --> 00:03:46,973 Thanks for the help, lady. 33 00:03:50,278 --> 00:03:53,611 -Help me. l'm hurt. -Get off the car, you bum! 34 00:04:03,358 --> 00:04:05,553 Kevin, is that your grandma-- 35 00:04:19,841 --> 00:04:23,106 -Good morning, Grandma. -Don't good morning me. 36 00:04:23,945 --> 00:04:28,712 You could've at least fed that little heifer. Making all that noise last night. 37 00:04:28,784 --> 00:04:32,447 Good thing you're so quick, otherwise l'd never have gotten no sleep. 38 00:04:32,521 --> 00:04:36,548 They were beating up a man in the alley this morning. Cops did nothing. 39 00:04:36,691 --> 00:04:39,455 Do you blame 'em? They haven't been paid in two weeks. 40 00:04:39,528 --> 00:04:43,294 That'll change when Assemblyman Harris is elected mayor. You watch. 41 00:04:43,365 --> 00:04:46,334 Grandma, one man cannot save the world. 42 00:04:46,401 --> 00:04:49,234 l don't live in the world. l live in this neighborhood... 43 00:04:49,304 --> 00:04:52,762 ...and Harris is the only candidate to ever set foot in it. 44 00:04:53,241 --> 00:04:56,904 -What do you want for breakfast? -l'll just have some coffee. l got to run. 45 00:04:56,978 --> 00:05:00,209 All you do is run. Now, come on, sit down. 46 00:05:00,649 --> 00:05:04,141 Let your grandmother fix you a nice hot meal. 47 00:05:04,286 --> 00:05:07,949 We're not kids anymore, Grandma. We're grown, remember? 48 00:05:25,340 --> 00:05:28,036 -Good morning, Grandma. -'Morning, Poopski. 49 00:05:28,376 --> 00:05:31,174 -'Morning, Kevin. -Darryl, man, come on. 50 00:05:31,246 --> 00:05:35,478 You didn't sleep well last night, did you? l heard you talking to yourself. 51 00:05:36,551 --> 00:05:40,180 l was working on my latest creation. 52 00:05:40,255 --> 00:05:44,089 A sound-activated, aerodynamic insect predator. 53 00:05:44,759 --> 00:05:47,592 -A what? -A flying flycatcher. 54 00:05:48,430 --> 00:05:53,424 You are a genius! Just like your mama. May angels bless her soul. 55 00:05:53,935 --> 00:05:57,871 One of these days he'll blow us up with one of those damn inventions. 56 00:05:58,406 --> 00:06:00,499 Shouldn't you be at work already? 57 00:06:01,476 --> 00:06:04,138 -Wait, Kevin, l got something for you. -l got to go. 58 00:06:04,212 --> 00:06:06,043 lt's okay! J-5 will bring it. 59 00:06:12,387 --> 00:06:15,185 Make the turn, make the turn. Watch out for Grandma. 60 00:06:16,157 --> 00:06:18,091 There you go. Watch the wall. 61 00:06:20,362 --> 00:06:24,731 -l've got to oil his ball bearings. -You need to throw that in the trash. 62 00:06:26,368 --> 00:06:28,131 -Here you go. -What is that? 63 00:06:28,203 --> 00:06:32,264 A two-way transceiver radio belt. Put this in your ear... 64 00:06:32,340 --> 00:06:37,004 ...and talk into the buckle. lt also has a radio tracking device. 65 00:06:37,112 --> 00:06:40,172 You need to get that out of my face. l'm not wearing that crap. 66 00:06:40,248 --> 00:06:42,079 -Please, Kevin? -No! 67 00:06:45,587 --> 00:06:47,179 Kevin. Come here. 68 00:06:48,890 --> 00:06:50,619 -He's retarded! -Come here! 69 00:06:50,692 --> 00:06:53,627 He should invent some hair for that bald head of his. 70 00:06:53,695 --> 00:06:54,855 Now! 71 00:07:04,639 --> 00:07:06,664 Give me the belt. l'll wear it. 72 00:07:06,775 --> 00:07:11,644 No, you don't have to wear my stupid old belt if you don't want to. 73 00:07:12,147 --> 00:07:15,207 Darryl, please. May l wear your belt? 74 00:07:16,451 --> 00:07:18,783 Are you sure that you really, really want to? 75 00:07:18,853 --> 00:07:22,380 Yeah, l'm really, really sure l'd like to wear your belt. 76 00:07:22,457 --> 00:07:24,357 'Cause you really, really don't have to... 77 00:07:24,426 --> 00:07:28,021 ...if you really, really don't want to. And l'd be really, really upset if-- 78 00:07:28,096 --> 00:07:29,529 Give me the damn belt! 79 00:07:31,599 --> 00:07:34,932 This is great, Kevin. Now we can talk together all day long. 80 00:07:36,237 --> 00:07:38,671 l'll be home late. l got a karate class. 81 00:07:38,873 --> 00:07:40,670 l'll radio you in about an hour. 82 00:07:40,742 --> 00:07:44,303 Then every hour on the hour after that just to work all the bugs out. 83 00:07:44,379 --> 00:07:46,506 lf l'm not there, leave a message. 84 00:07:47,949 --> 00:07:49,439 Oh, you'll be there. 85 00:07:50,819 --> 00:07:52,411 l'll track you down. 86 00:08:21,516 --> 00:08:24,007 Wait, wait, wait! Thank you. 87 00:08:33,728 --> 00:08:35,218 Great day, isn't it? 88 00:08:35,663 --> 00:08:39,360 Why don't we see? ''GM lays off 500 more employees. 89 00:08:40,035 --> 00:08:42,868 ''A post-office worker wipes out an entire zip code. 90 00:08:43,104 --> 00:08:45,971 ''And the police are threatening to walk out on a strike.'' 91 00:08:46,041 --> 00:08:48,305 l just meant the sun was gonna shine. 92 00:08:48,576 --> 00:08:51,636 l hadn't gotten to the lame come-on section yet. 93 00:09:00,455 --> 00:09:03,049 So, l guess we'll probably talk later, right? 94 00:09:05,493 --> 00:09:06,585 She's shy. 95 00:09:06,928 --> 00:09:09,192 Who let you out of the Hard Edition dungeon? 96 00:09:09,264 --> 00:09:11,960 This is the newsroom. You know she's out of your league. 97 00:09:12,300 --> 00:09:15,360 Stevens, they're all out of your league. 98 00:09:15,837 --> 00:09:19,705 l heard you won a toaster at the sperm bank. Got to go. Got to run. 99 00:09:20,408 --> 00:09:23,070 Down, brother. Down into the basement. 100 00:09:23,711 --> 00:09:25,178 'Bye, basement boy. 101 00:09:27,282 --> 00:09:30,342 Yeah! Blood on the hands, blood on the hands! 102 00:09:31,286 --> 00:09:33,015 Lift him out of the trunk. 103 00:09:33,321 --> 00:09:36,813 Hear that bone break? That's journalism, my friend! 104 00:09:36,891 --> 00:09:38,085 That's journalism! 105 00:09:38,159 --> 00:09:40,923 Walker! l watched your piece on the Mayor last night. 106 00:09:40,995 --> 00:09:44,522 Boring! Have you lost your goddamn mind? 107 00:09:44,732 --> 00:09:47,292 lt's got no angle, no edge. Listen... 108 00:09:49,504 --> 00:09:52,496 ...if you can't get anything real, go to the board. 109 00:09:57,879 --> 00:09:59,403 The Vice President... 110 00:10:01,583 --> 00:10:02,948 ...and an alien... 111 00:10:04,686 --> 00:10:06,176 ...have S & M sex! 112 00:10:06,521 --> 00:10:08,250 Now that's a great story. 113 00:10:08,957 --> 00:10:13,860 My sources connect Mayor Gates to Michael Minelli and organized crime. 114 00:10:14,596 --> 00:10:16,757 ''My sources link Gates to Minelli.'' 115 00:10:17,065 --> 00:10:19,260 Who will you interview? Gates? 116 00:10:19,334 --> 00:10:23,293 He won't talk to us since we made up that shit about him on the sheep farm. 117 00:10:23,371 --> 00:10:24,895 Nope. Minelli. 118 00:10:27,675 --> 00:10:31,111 Right. You get an interview with Michael Minelli... 119 00:10:31,346 --> 00:10:34,474 ...l'll promote your ass so high you'll be shitting off the moon. 120 00:10:34,549 --> 00:10:38,212 ln the meantime, l forbid you to watch any more 60 Minutes. 121 00:10:38,786 --> 00:10:43,189 Remember, l want edge. lt's not Hard Edition, it's-- 122 00:10:43,258 --> 00:10:46,227 -Hard Edge-dition, right. -That's my boy. 123 00:10:46,594 --> 00:10:49,028 Boy? Shit, l'm a man. 124 00:10:49,097 --> 00:10:50,394 -What? -Nothing. 125 00:10:55,603 --> 00:10:56,865 This is great. 126 00:10:57,405 --> 00:10:59,236 This is going to be perfect. 127 00:11:02,076 --> 00:11:03,407 Darryl. 128 00:11:05,013 --> 00:11:08,779 This was a toaster when Mrs. Reem brought it in. 129 00:11:09,284 --> 00:11:10,581 What is it now? 130 00:11:11,519 --> 00:11:13,749 lt's better than a toaster, Mr. Crudd. 131 00:11:13,821 --> 00:11:16,688 lt's a toaster plus. Wasted heat from the toast... 132 00:11:16,758 --> 00:11:20,216 ...rises up to the pan cooking the egg, which in turn heats the coffee. 133 00:11:20,295 --> 00:11:23,696 Once the coffee starts to percolate, the eggs flip out onto the toast. 134 00:11:23,765 --> 00:11:25,960 Just make it a toaster again. 135 00:11:26,034 --> 00:11:27,023 Okay? 136 00:11:31,873 --> 00:11:33,101 What is that? 137 00:11:33,508 --> 00:11:36,204 A sound-activated, aerodynamic insect predator. 138 00:11:36,411 --> 00:11:38,208 l don't like the looks of that. 139 00:11:38,279 --> 00:11:42,443 Don't be afraid of it. lt's like a dog. lf you run from it, it'll chase you. 140 00:11:43,484 --> 00:11:47,318 l want that out of here. You need to be fixing things. 141 00:11:51,292 --> 00:11:53,283 Now look at that mess! 142 00:11:56,598 --> 00:11:58,964 -What are you doing with that thing? -Down, boy. 143 00:11:59,500 --> 00:12:01,991 What happened? ls that all right there? 144 00:12:02,503 --> 00:12:05,995 Apparently, the fly left the room. lt's activated by the buzz. 145 00:12:08,977 --> 00:12:11,343 You are in big trouble. 146 00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:15,447 -Now, you just clean up this mess. -Yes, Mr. Crudd. 147 00:12:30,298 --> 00:12:32,323 What's the plus and minus on it? 148 00:12:33,001 --> 00:12:35,799 Good. That's great news, Betty. Give it to Mark. 149 00:12:36,738 --> 00:12:38,399 Listen up, everybody! 150 00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:43,308 We just got our latest poll results and we're five points up! 151 00:12:45,947 --> 00:12:47,414 Thanks to you! 152 00:12:48,116 --> 00:12:51,608 l want to promise you that when we're elected... 153 00:12:51,919 --> 00:12:54,786 ...nothing is going to stand in the way of the things... 154 00:12:54,856 --> 00:12:58,087 ...we promised to do in this campaign. That's a guarantee. 155 00:12:58,626 --> 00:13:01,959 Harris! Harris! 156 00:13:03,731 --> 00:13:06,962 What are you doing here? The garbage goes in the back. 157 00:13:07,635 --> 00:13:10,900 -Give me that. -Eleanor. Get your hands off of her! 158 00:13:13,007 --> 00:13:16,670 l want to wish Mr. Harris luck. l understand you're doing well in the polls. 159 00:13:16,744 --> 00:13:18,735 Maybe we can talk somewhere private? 160 00:13:18,813 --> 00:13:22,806 Anything you say to me, you can say in front of them. We have no secrets. 161 00:13:24,218 --> 00:13:25,617 All right then. 162 00:13:26,788 --> 00:13:29,586 l understand you're going to need campaign contributions... 163 00:13:29,657 --> 00:13:33,218 ...and l would like to contribute. A cool $1 million. 164 00:13:34,062 --> 00:13:35,962 Save your money, Mr. Minelli. 165 00:13:39,167 --> 00:13:40,532 You can't buy me. 166 00:13:40,802 --> 00:13:43,430 How about l rent you for a couple of years? 167 00:13:45,807 --> 00:13:47,604 You can't even window-shop. 168 00:13:48,609 --> 00:13:51,009 lf you'll excuse me, l got a press conference-- 169 00:13:51,079 --> 00:13:53,445 Wait a minute. l want to talk to you. 170 00:13:53,948 --> 00:13:56,348 Hey, Harris! Don't walk away! 171 00:14:02,023 --> 00:14:05,515 Nice office you got here. Don't work too hard! 172 00:14:06,961 --> 00:14:09,225 Especially you, lady. Life is short. 173 00:14:10,965 --> 00:14:12,899 So must be that thing in your pants. 174 00:14:33,988 --> 00:14:35,922 Caught me stealing coffee! 175 00:14:36,791 --> 00:14:39,885 l hear the coffee downstairs is even greasier than the reporting. 176 00:14:40,395 --> 00:14:42,329 So now you know l work at Hard Edition. 177 00:14:43,364 --> 00:14:45,161 l hear you're a good cameraman. 178 00:14:45,233 --> 00:14:48,532 You've been asking about me? Here, let me give you my card. 179 00:14:48,603 --> 00:14:50,161 You don't need to sneak around. 180 00:14:50,338 --> 00:14:53,102 The digits are right here. The first one's the office... 181 00:14:53,174 --> 00:14:56,837 ...the other one's the important one, that's the phone by the bed. 182 00:14:56,911 --> 00:14:59,004 l bet that one doesn't ring much. 183 00:14:59,113 --> 00:15:00,603 l'll think about it. 184 00:15:08,623 --> 00:15:11,456 Kevin, it's me! Come in. Over. 185 00:15:12,927 --> 00:15:15,361 -What? -Kevin, are you there? Over. 186 00:15:15,530 --> 00:15:19,523 -Darryl, not now, please! -l can't hear you. Talk into the buckle. 187 00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:23,866 -l said, ''Not now.'' l'm busy. -Closer. l can't hear you. 188 00:15:23,938 --> 00:15:26,805 -Not now. -Closer. Over. 189 00:15:27,241 --> 00:15:29,072 -Not now, l'm busy. -Closer. Roger. 190 00:15:29,143 --> 00:15:31,304 This is as close as l can talk. 191 00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:36,917 l would love to play with you, but now is not the time. l got work to do. 192 00:15:37,718 --> 00:15:40,619 When l've finished my work, we'll go in the bathroom. 193 00:15:40,721 --> 00:15:43,918 l'll play with you then. Make sure everything's working. 194 00:15:43,991 --> 00:15:45,686 We can check you out. 195 00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:50,096 l thought about it. And l just changed my mind. 196 00:15:57,872 --> 00:15:59,772 l wasn't talking to my jammy! 197 00:16:00,508 --> 00:16:01,566 Oh, damn. 198 00:16:19,894 --> 00:16:21,885 $5 from the Johnsons. 199 00:16:22,363 --> 00:16:25,821 They don't have two nickels to rub together, and they still pitched in. 200 00:16:25,900 --> 00:16:28,391 People know a good cause when they see one. 201 00:16:29,437 --> 00:16:33,464 Nobody moves! Give me all your money! Now! That's it! 202 00:16:33,875 --> 00:16:36,309 -That, too! Hand it over! -They're checks. 203 00:16:36,377 --> 00:16:37,708 Hand it over! 204 00:16:37,778 --> 00:16:41,441 You ought to think about showering if you want to remain anonymous. 205 00:16:50,258 --> 00:16:54,422 Good evening. Michael Minelli sends his regards. 206 00:17:54,956 --> 00:17:56,787 Stop it! What are you doing? 207 00:17:56,857 --> 00:17:58,085 Darryl, talk. 208 00:17:59,026 --> 00:18:01,153 You haven't said a word all night. 209 00:18:01,462 --> 00:18:03,453 What are you doing? Stop this! 210 00:18:04,432 --> 00:18:06,263 Help me, somebody! 211 00:18:07,268 --> 00:18:08,360 Come here! 212 00:18:14,909 --> 00:18:16,934 He's got a knife! 213 00:18:17,011 --> 00:18:18,740 Oh, God, l'm going to die! 214 00:18:26,354 --> 00:18:27,844 Thank you, young man. 215 00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:41,468 The rest of you ain't shit! 216 00:18:43,270 --> 00:18:46,762 Gee whiz, Kevin. Look what's happening to our neighborhood. 217 00:18:47,608 --> 00:18:49,633 They're gambling right out in the open. 218 00:18:49,877 --> 00:18:51,708 They're just throwing bones. 219 00:18:52,813 --> 00:18:56,044 Look at that car. They have no respect for the law anymore. 220 00:18:56,117 --> 00:18:59,416 They're selling drugs right across the street from our house! 221 00:18:59,487 --> 00:19:02,820 Darryl, it's a crack house. That's what they do, sell crack. 222 00:19:02,890 --> 00:19:05,688 They shouldn't be doing that. They're apes. 223 00:19:05,793 --> 00:19:07,317 That's a crack house. 224 00:19:08,529 --> 00:19:10,190 Come here! Darryl! 225 00:19:10,564 --> 00:19:13,624 You can't walk in no crack house! Those people are animals. 226 00:19:13,701 --> 00:19:17,569 -They'd sell their own babies for a hit. -That's why someone should close it down! 227 00:19:17,638 --> 00:19:19,105 l got news for you, Urkel. 228 00:19:19,173 --> 00:19:21,801 You don't need a permit to open up a crack house. 229 00:19:21,876 --> 00:19:24,572 You close that one, another one'll open up next to it. 230 00:19:24,645 --> 00:19:26,636 You can't walk around like some vigilante. 231 00:19:26,714 --> 00:19:29,342 -Why not? Batman did it. -Batman? 232 00:19:29,984 --> 00:19:34,819 That was fantasy. He had everything. You live in reality. You got nothing. 233 00:19:35,156 --> 00:19:37,056 You're no Batman. 234 00:19:38,659 --> 00:19:40,149 Maybe l ought to be. 235 00:19:43,330 --> 00:19:45,161 Bring your goofy ass on! 236 00:20:02,049 --> 00:20:04,449 lt's politics as usual in the Mayor's Office. 237 00:20:04,518 --> 00:20:08,716 Newly elected Mayor Marvin Harris has reappointed to the building commission... 238 00:20:08,789 --> 00:20:12,350 ...several reputed associates of crime lord Michael Minelli. 239 00:20:13,027 --> 00:20:15,188 So much for campaign promises. 240 00:20:15,329 --> 00:20:18,662 ln other news: With no end to the budget crisis in sight... 241 00:20:18,833 --> 00:20:23,964 ...unpaid police continue a citywide work slowdown. Which raises the question: 242 00:20:24,872 --> 00:20:28,364 As crime escalates, who will keep our streets safe? 243 00:20:28,542 --> 00:20:31,375 l'm Kimberly Jonz and l'm saying good night. 244 00:21:07,982 --> 00:21:09,643 -Darryl! -What? 245 00:21:10,017 --> 00:21:12,349 What's going on? What are you doing in there? 246 00:21:12,419 --> 00:21:13,408 l'm busy. 247 00:21:14,155 --> 00:21:17,056 Come on. Stop all that noise. Let's go back to bed. 248 00:21:17,491 --> 00:21:20,983 Wait! Don't go yet! l want to show you something! 249 00:21:21,762 --> 00:21:23,252 Kevin, are you ready? 250 00:21:23,597 --> 00:21:27,294 You better be because here l come! 251 00:21:29,804 --> 00:21:32,364 Look, l'm a crime fighter! 252 00:21:34,041 --> 00:21:35,201 What do you think? 253 00:21:35,276 --> 00:21:37,574 lf you walk out on the street like that... 254 00:21:37,645 --> 00:21:41,012 ...they're going to arrest you and lock you in the nuthouse. 255 00:21:41,215 --> 00:21:44,707 No, Kevin, this is real. The costume is bulletproof. 256 00:21:44,785 --> 00:21:48,721 Besides, look at all these great gadgets. See, these are handcuffs. 257 00:21:48,789 --> 00:21:53,817 And l got stink bombs, made from concentrated flatulence. 258 00:21:53,894 --> 00:21:56,260 l collected it while you were sleeping. 259 00:21:58,465 --> 00:21:59,955 Kevin, look at these. 260 00:22:01,702 --> 00:22:03,966 Electric nunchakus. 261 00:22:10,711 --> 00:22:11,678 Sorry. 262 00:22:12,079 --> 00:22:13,478 This is a nightmare. 263 00:22:13,547 --> 00:22:17,210 No, Kevin Walker. The best is yet to come. 264 00:22:17,885 --> 00:22:19,876 l made you an outfit, too. 265 00:22:20,721 --> 00:22:24,555 J-5, retrieve crime fighting outfit. 266 00:22:26,694 --> 00:22:29,219 That's it. Get out now, Darryl! 267 00:22:34,368 --> 00:22:38,828 Remember you said Batman had a costume with gadgets? Well? 268 00:22:38,906 --> 00:22:41,067 No, l said Batman had money. 269 00:22:41,275 --> 00:22:45,507 Which is why l got to go back to bed to wake up to make some for me and you. 270 00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:50,109 Kevin, don't you want to make the world a safer place? 271 00:22:55,456 --> 00:22:57,117 l've been up all night. 272 00:22:57,258 --> 00:23:01,092 Ever since my grandmother died, he's just getting worse and worse. 273 00:23:01,428 --> 00:23:05,592 l got bills to pay. l can't even afford to pay for the funeral. 274 00:23:08,002 --> 00:23:10,664 How's that lesbian necrophiliac story coming? 275 00:23:11,605 --> 00:23:13,095 Thanks for the love. 276 00:23:14,008 --> 00:23:15,839 Hello, Betty! 277 00:23:19,647 --> 00:23:20,636 Hello. 278 00:23:23,217 --> 00:23:27,711 -What are you doing down here? -l came to see if you were busy tonight. 279 00:23:27,855 --> 00:23:31,382 l'm not busy tonight. What do you want to do? You want to go out to eat? 280 00:23:31,458 --> 00:23:33,824 That's not exactly what l had in mind. 281 00:23:33,894 --> 00:23:36,454 l got a guy who's gonna snitch on Michael Minelli... 282 00:23:36,630 --> 00:23:39,622 ...and my best cameraman's sick, so l'm desperate. 283 00:23:40,367 --> 00:23:41,766 So you come to me? 284 00:23:43,404 --> 00:23:47,864 lt's not exactly sheep whipping or public spankings, but it's a job. 285 00:23:48,509 --> 00:23:51,171 lf things go well, it could be full-time. 286 00:23:51,745 --> 00:23:54,612 You said you want to do real news. Here's your chance. 287 00:23:54,848 --> 00:23:56,645 -You in or out? -l'm in. 288 00:23:57,418 --> 00:24:00,581 l'm not in exactly where l want to be, but l'm in. 289 00:24:03,857 --> 00:24:06,917 Darryl, l got great news! l got a real news assignment! 290 00:24:08,028 --> 00:24:09,017 Darryl! 291 00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:15,132 Darryl, l got a real job. 292 00:24:27,114 --> 00:24:28,604 My God. 293 00:24:41,628 --> 00:24:45,962 Car 6239, report to 425 West 10th Street. 294 00:24:46,033 --> 00:24:48,365 Disturbance in alley of building. 295 00:24:53,707 --> 00:24:55,106 Hey! Wait for me! 296 00:24:56,443 --> 00:25:00,971 -Take me to 10th Street. On the double. -lt's not my route. l go to the Southside. 297 00:25:01,048 --> 00:25:04,108 You don't understand! There are innocent lives at stake. 298 00:25:04,184 --> 00:25:06,584 l need your assistance. l'm a crime fighter! 299 00:25:06,653 --> 00:25:09,281 Sure you are. Listen, pal, look in the back. 300 00:25:09,590 --> 00:25:13,492 You're a freak, just like them. Why don't you get in the back or get out? 301 00:25:13,827 --> 00:25:17,888 Driver, take me to 10th Street now! 302 00:25:18,399 --> 00:25:20,560 Get out of here! 303 00:25:25,172 --> 00:25:26,764 l want my money, girl! 304 00:25:26,940 --> 00:25:29,431 l don't have it, Biff, l swear. 305 00:25:30,144 --> 00:25:31,941 Listen! 306 00:25:32,246 --> 00:25:36,342 You better come up with it or l'll have to slap you around. Understand? 307 00:25:36,417 --> 00:25:38,578 l wouldn't do that if l were you. 308 00:25:42,289 --> 00:25:44,621 What the hell is this? ls the circus in town? 309 00:25:44,691 --> 00:25:46,556 Get out of here before l hurt you. 310 00:25:46,627 --> 00:25:47,855 Let the lady go. 311 00:25:47,928 --> 00:25:50,226 -You want to take her place? -No. 312 00:25:51,865 --> 00:25:53,833 But l will if l have to. 313 00:25:55,936 --> 00:25:59,599 l'll beat you like you're one of my bitches. 314 00:26:00,607 --> 00:26:03,201 Then slap me around and call me Susan. 315 00:26:07,114 --> 00:26:09,105 l warned you, Susan. 316 00:26:28,368 --> 00:26:30,302 Someone should help that lady. 317 00:26:35,909 --> 00:26:39,242 You give up or you want me to get rough with you? 318 00:26:39,546 --> 00:26:41,343 Listen, you little creep... 319 00:26:41,415 --> 00:26:45,545 ...you got three seconds to get the hell out of here! 320 00:26:45,619 --> 00:26:47,280 -One-- -Two, three. 321 00:26:48,122 --> 00:26:49,714 Go ahead and shoot me. 322 00:26:54,962 --> 00:26:56,657 Look what you made me do! 323 00:26:56,730 --> 00:26:59,062 l had to kill a guy in this goddamn alley! 324 00:26:59,133 --> 00:27:00,623 Give me my money! 325 00:27:02,269 --> 00:27:03,827 Want to try it again? 326 00:27:04,771 --> 00:27:06,363 What the hell are you? 327 00:27:09,042 --> 00:27:10,703 Try shooting him in the head. 328 00:27:10,844 --> 00:27:12,778 Yeah, shoot him in the head. 329 00:27:12,846 --> 00:27:14,177 That's right. 330 00:27:15,115 --> 00:27:16,912 l'll shoot him in the head. 331 00:27:35,035 --> 00:27:36,627 Let's get out of here. Come on. 332 00:27:36,703 --> 00:27:40,571 Don't call me by my real name. You're blowing my secret identity. 333 00:27:40,641 --> 00:27:43,235 Nobody knows who you are. Let's go, Loonyman! 334 00:27:43,410 --> 00:27:45,241 l don't believe you. 335 00:27:45,312 --> 00:27:46,643 l almost had him. 336 00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:48,609 Did you like my Bruce Lee stuff? 337 00:27:48,682 --> 00:27:51,583 That's what l was going to do. l was gonna karate chop-- 338 00:27:51,652 --> 00:27:52,949 Just come on. 339 00:27:56,690 --> 00:27:57,816 Hey, Chuck... 340 00:27:59,393 --> 00:28:00,917 ...you got to hear this. 341 00:28:01,328 --> 00:28:03,228 Tell him who you've come to see. 342 00:28:03,430 --> 00:28:05,625 l want to speak to the Commissioner. 343 00:28:09,336 --> 00:28:11,133 Tell him why. Tell him why. 344 00:28:11,205 --> 00:28:13,696 l'm a crime fighter. 345 00:28:15,108 --> 00:28:17,406 l had a run-in with some punks last night. 346 00:28:17,477 --> 00:28:21,379 l'm trying to get police cooperation as l take these street punks down. 347 00:28:22,149 --> 00:28:23,946 l don't see what's so funny. 348 00:28:24,284 --> 00:28:26,445 What about your name? Tell him your name. 349 00:28:27,421 --> 00:28:31,858 Okay. l don't have one yet. But l'm leaning toward Brotherman. 350 00:28:34,394 --> 00:28:36,521 ls there someone behind me? What's the joke? 351 00:28:36,597 --> 00:28:39,498 l got a name for you. How about Shithead Man? 352 00:28:41,068 --> 00:28:42,763 l want to see the Commissioner. 353 00:28:45,172 --> 00:28:46,537 l'll go get him. 354 00:28:48,775 --> 00:28:50,265 Oh, Commissioner? 355 00:28:52,212 --> 00:28:54,544 Shithead Man's here to see you! 356 00:28:55,249 --> 00:28:58,184 -He's busy. -This is not a joke. 357 00:28:58,685 --> 00:29:02,781 l'm not leaving here, darn it, until l see the Commissioner! 358 00:29:06,260 --> 00:29:09,491 The judge said he can go as long as you take him to a shrink. 359 00:29:09,563 --> 00:29:11,155 Thanks a lot, Officer. 360 00:29:11,732 --> 00:29:14,565 'Bye, guys. And remember what l said: 361 00:29:15,068 --> 00:29:18,003 A life of crime is a waste of what? 362 00:29:18,071 --> 00:29:19,402 -Eat me. -Take a hike! 363 00:29:21,074 --> 00:29:23,702 l really think l reached a couple of them. 364 00:29:25,612 --> 00:29:27,079 Darryl, what is this? 365 00:29:27,147 --> 00:29:29,672 An aerial view of the Fiji lslands. 366 00:29:30,417 --> 00:29:31,441 And this? 367 00:29:31,952 --> 00:29:34,045 A decorative lncan burial mask. 368 00:29:34,588 --> 00:29:35,919 And these? 369 00:29:38,458 --> 00:29:39,925 That's a tough one. 370 00:29:44,931 --> 00:29:46,023 l'll pass. 371 00:29:46,099 --> 00:29:47,828 You sure you want to pass? 372 00:29:52,873 --> 00:29:55,034 The South American ''Twitsue'' butterfly. 373 00:29:55,475 --> 00:29:57,170 l got to tell you, Kevin: 374 00:29:57,244 --> 00:30:02,147 Not only is your brother normal, he's actually rather brilliant. 375 00:30:02,215 --> 00:30:04,911 The only problem l see is he's a geek. 376 00:30:04,985 --> 00:30:10,013 No, no, no. He's got problems. 377 00:30:10,090 --> 00:30:13,389 He thinks he's a superhero. Tell him how you're a superhero. 378 00:30:14,428 --> 00:30:16,794 l'm not a superhero, silly-billy. 379 00:30:17,497 --> 00:30:21,593 Are you going to chump me? Tell him how you fight crime. 380 00:30:25,472 --> 00:30:28,669 l'm an ordinary citizen. The police fight crimes. 381 00:30:28,809 --> 00:30:30,868 What's gotten into you lately? 382 00:30:31,912 --> 00:30:33,311 He is a superhero. 383 00:30:33,380 --> 00:30:37,840 Last night, when we were fighting crime, he got shot. Bullets bounced right off him! 384 00:30:37,918 --> 00:30:41,046 See, he invented a jacket that bullets bounce right off. 385 00:30:41,121 --> 00:30:45,785 l can't get any sleep lately because of him. There's this female at my workplace. 386 00:30:45,859 --> 00:30:49,260 She thinks l'm not right, 'cause she caught me talking to my nuts. 387 00:30:49,329 --> 00:30:51,160 You were talking to your testicles? 388 00:30:51,231 --> 00:30:53,961 No! l was talking to Darryl through my belt buckle. 389 00:30:54,034 --> 00:30:56,127 You were talking to Darryl's testicles? 390 00:30:56,636 --> 00:30:57,796 No. 391 00:30:58,372 --> 00:31:00,101 Tell me about your mother. 392 00:31:00,674 --> 00:31:05,668 You say one more thing about my mother, l'll kick you in the side of your head! 393 00:31:07,414 --> 00:31:09,245 There's a lot of anger here. 394 00:31:09,716 --> 00:31:12,310 ls there this much anger around the house? 395 00:31:12,419 --> 00:31:15,445 lt's like living with a swollen Gary Coleman. 396 00:31:21,995 --> 00:31:26,227 Why did you do that? Now that doctor thinks l'm crazy. 397 00:31:27,134 --> 00:31:30,001 Why didn't you tell him about the superhero thing? 398 00:31:30,103 --> 00:31:32,435 And give away my secret identity? 399 00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:35,774 So you're not going to give this up. 400 00:31:35,842 --> 00:31:37,366 This is my calling! 401 00:31:37,444 --> 00:31:40,242 l have to make the world a safer place for my children. 402 00:31:40,313 --> 00:31:43,805 Your children? You got to be with a woman first! 403 00:31:43,984 --> 00:31:47,317 You got to knock some boots, man! You're a virgin! 404 00:31:49,389 --> 00:31:50,981 No, l'm a gentleman. 405 00:31:52,392 --> 00:31:54,326 This is obviously something... 406 00:31:54,561 --> 00:31:58,019 ...you've got to do to work through Grandma's death. 407 00:31:58,098 --> 00:32:02,034 lf that's what you've got to do, fine. But we'll do this together. 408 00:32:02,335 --> 00:32:04,667 But we will do it my way. 409 00:32:05,839 --> 00:32:07,670 Okay, Karateman! 410 00:32:07,841 --> 00:32:10,002 -What? -That's your crime fighter name. 411 00:32:10,076 --> 00:32:12,408 No, no. Don't call me that. 412 00:32:15,649 --> 00:32:19,312 You call this fighting crime, housing patrol? 413 00:32:19,953 --> 00:32:22,353 Can't we at least wear the costumes? 414 00:32:22,522 --> 00:32:25,491 Hell, no. l'm not putting on them stupid costumes. 415 00:32:25,559 --> 00:32:27,493 Help me! You got to help me! 416 00:32:27,561 --> 00:32:29,961 -ls someone following you? -No, no! 417 00:32:30,030 --> 00:32:32,021 A lady in my building needs help! 418 00:32:32,098 --> 00:32:34,623 -Holy needy neighbor! -ls she getting kidnapped? 419 00:32:34,701 --> 00:32:36,362 -No! -Her house is on fire? 420 00:32:36,436 --> 00:32:38,427 No! She's stuck in the elevator. 421 00:32:39,005 --> 00:32:40,768 Right. We got a situation. 422 00:32:41,441 --> 00:32:43,807 -You are going to help her, right? -Yeah. 423 00:32:43,977 --> 00:32:46,707 -What building is she in? -Follow me. 424 00:32:47,747 --> 00:32:51,046 -Where are you going? -l got to get something. l'll be back. 425 00:32:54,387 --> 00:32:56,548 Help! ls anyone there? 426 00:32:59,125 --> 00:33:03,289 We'll try and get you out as soon as we can, but you got to be patient, okay? 427 00:33:04,331 --> 00:33:05,662 Step back! 428 00:33:06,132 --> 00:33:07,292 What's that? 429 00:33:08,168 --> 00:33:10,261 lt's called the ''Speculum of Life.'' 430 00:33:23,717 --> 00:33:27,209 Okay. Step back. There's fire in the hole. 431 00:33:33,827 --> 00:33:35,055 l'm going in. 432 00:33:36,796 --> 00:33:37,785 Come on! 433 00:33:39,032 --> 00:33:41,660 Grab on. l'll lower us down. 434 00:33:44,404 --> 00:33:46,235 Sure, do it your own way. 435 00:33:50,377 --> 00:33:53,073 She's pregnant. We'll need an ambulance. 436 00:33:53,179 --> 00:33:56,512 -l'll radio for help. -l'm in labor! 437 00:33:56,583 --> 00:33:58,881 -l'm going to have this baby right now. -Mayday! 438 00:33:58,952 --> 00:34:02,149 We've got a pregnant situation at 13 Fillmore Street. 439 00:34:02,222 --> 00:34:04,554 l need assistance now, please. 440 00:34:10,931 --> 00:34:14,264 Hang on, l'm coming down. Just hang on! 441 00:34:20,740 --> 00:34:23,436 l'm almost there now. 442 00:34:23,510 --> 00:34:27,640 Just hang on! l'm almost there, l'm coming! 443 00:34:27,981 --> 00:34:29,312 Keep breathing. 444 00:34:30,850 --> 00:34:33,876 Okay, help is on its way. What we gonna do? 445 00:34:34,087 --> 00:34:35,987 We're going to have to deliver this baby. 446 00:34:36,056 --> 00:34:38,422 We can't do that. We'll have to see her thing! 447 00:34:38,491 --> 00:34:41,221 Just get down there and catch this baby. 448 00:34:43,830 --> 00:34:45,627 -lt's so ugly. -Just do it! 449 00:34:48,835 --> 00:34:49,961 Push. 450 00:34:50,604 --> 00:34:51,901 Take my hand. 451 00:35:02,449 --> 00:35:05,213 -You have a big finger. -Thank you. 452 00:35:06,286 --> 00:35:09,813 Whatever you're doing, it's working. l'm starting to see something. 453 00:35:10,123 --> 00:35:12,284 l see a head. lt's coming. 454 00:35:17,030 --> 00:35:18,520 lt's coming! 455 00:35:33,046 --> 00:35:34,206 lt's a boy! 456 00:35:34,648 --> 00:35:35,979 lt's a boy! 457 00:35:39,753 --> 00:35:41,015 l'm a father. 458 00:35:47,027 --> 00:35:49,052 Can you let go of my finger now? 459 00:35:51,731 --> 00:35:54,666 -Where's the baby? -He's bringing him up. 460 00:35:54,734 --> 00:35:57,726 He delivered him. He saved me. 461 00:36:13,319 --> 00:36:15,787 -How wonderful! -Great photo. 462 00:36:16,122 --> 00:36:17,384 You're a hero. 463 00:36:28,902 --> 00:36:30,563 You were wonderful. 464 00:36:30,837 --> 00:36:32,099 Who are you? 465 00:36:36,342 --> 00:36:37,536 What? 466 00:36:38,445 --> 00:36:40,276 He's gone blank, ma'am. 467 00:36:42,449 --> 00:36:43,711 Blankman. 468 00:36:44,851 --> 00:36:46,876 Well, you're a true hero, Blankman. 469 00:36:51,558 --> 00:36:52,889 Blankman. 470 00:37:52,118 --> 00:37:53,449 Help, Blankman! 471 00:37:53,686 --> 00:37:57,087 Help! Fe-fe's stuck under the house! 472 00:37:57,157 --> 00:37:59,648 Don't worry. l'll save your little puppy. 473 00:38:01,294 --> 00:38:04,263 Please save him. Please, please! 474 00:38:07,734 --> 00:38:09,258 Hi, Fe-fe. 475 00:38:16,910 --> 00:38:20,778 Come on, give me the money! Come on! Hurry up! 476 00:38:37,764 --> 00:38:40,927 Our closing story is a hopeful one, for a change. 477 00:38:41,401 --> 00:38:44,859 lt's about a caped crusader who calls himself Blankman. 478 00:38:45,438 --> 00:38:49,932 Numerous reports have come from police and citizens about his heroic exploits. 479 00:38:50,276 --> 00:38:53,871 ln a city where joblessness and lawlessness run rampant... 480 00:38:53,947 --> 00:38:57,542 ...it's hard to believe that goodness is coming back in style. 481 00:38:57,784 --> 00:39:01,276 Well, if it is, this reporter just wants to say thanks. 482 00:39:01,621 --> 00:39:06,115 Keep doing what you're doing. Apparently one man can make a difference. 483 00:39:15,635 --> 00:39:17,364 Minelli wants to see you. 484 00:39:17,971 --> 00:39:20,303 Good. l want to see him, too. 485 00:39:24,077 --> 00:39:25,567 How you doing, Mr. Mayor? 486 00:39:25,645 --> 00:39:29,081 Listen, the DA is investigating that Civic Center thing. 487 00:39:29,148 --> 00:39:31,048 l want to shut that thing down. 488 00:39:31,117 --> 00:39:35,019 Don't worry about no witnesses. We'll take care of that. 489 00:39:35,321 --> 00:39:38,313 Not only will the investigation continue, but... 490 00:39:38,658 --> 00:39:42,719 ...l'm going to recommend to the DA that he issue a warrant for your arrest... 491 00:39:42,795 --> 00:39:44,524 ...for bribery and extortion. 492 00:39:44,597 --> 00:39:47,327 You're kidding me, right? Are you bluffing? 493 00:39:48,434 --> 00:39:50,061 You're negotiating. 494 00:39:54,474 --> 00:39:58,808 You're not kidding me, you're not bluffing, you're not negotiating. 495 00:40:00,179 --> 00:40:01,908 You're asking for trouble? 496 00:40:02,515 --> 00:40:03,675 Yeah. 497 00:40:05,618 --> 00:40:07,245 l'm asking for trouble. 498 00:40:12,025 --> 00:40:13,515 You're going to get it. 499 00:40:20,333 --> 00:40:21,925 What's all this stuff? 500 00:40:23,436 --> 00:40:27,429 Neat, isn't it? People keep sending this stuff to Blankman as a gift. 501 00:40:27,774 --> 00:40:29,435 They even sent money. 502 00:40:29,709 --> 00:40:31,108 Really? How much? 503 00:40:31,344 --> 00:40:33,539 One guy sent $5,000. 504 00:40:33,613 --> 00:40:35,103 Great! Where is it? 505 00:40:35,181 --> 00:40:36,705 l gave it back. 506 00:40:36,783 --> 00:40:39,411 l told him, ''Send me all your appliances instead.'' 507 00:40:39,686 --> 00:40:43,622 l mean, who needs money when you got neat stuff like this? 508 00:40:45,124 --> 00:40:46,386 Now what is this? 509 00:40:46,526 --> 00:40:48,585 The lower half of a roller blade. 510 00:40:51,798 --> 00:40:54,790 The lower half of a Rollerblade, the bottom. 511 00:40:56,736 --> 00:41:00,263 Have you lost your mind? l guess we know you've lost your damn.... 512 00:41:00,907 --> 00:41:03,375 Get this shit out of here, man! Get all of it out! 513 00:41:04,043 --> 00:41:07,035 All of it, Darryl! Get this stuff out! 514 00:41:07,380 --> 00:41:09,041 Give me that! 515 00:41:11,384 --> 00:41:13,113 What did l just throw out there? 516 00:41:13,186 --> 00:41:14,312 Your radio. 517 00:41:17,757 --> 00:41:19,156 Come here, Darryl! 518 00:41:19,659 --> 00:41:20,990 Open up. 519 00:41:21,394 --> 00:41:22,691 Open this door! 520 00:41:25,665 --> 00:41:27,929 ''There's a magic in your heart 521 00:41:28,301 --> 00:41:30,166 ''lf you open it you'll see 522 00:41:30,370 --> 00:41:32,531 ''A shining little face 523 00:41:32,739 --> 00:41:34,730 ''that smiles for you and me'' 524 00:41:35,074 --> 00:41:36,905 Wait up, J-5! 525 00:41:38,244 --> 00:41:41,543 We got to find us a fortress of solitude. 526 00:41:42,382 --> 00:41:45,874 What do you think, J-5? The Blankstore? 527 00:41:47,086 --> 00:41:48,917 Nah. You're right. 528 00:41:49,255 --> 00:41:50,654 Smells like urine. 529 00:41:52,558 --> 00:41:53,957 What do you think? 530 00:41:54,260 --> 00:41:55,750 The Blankstop? 531 00:41:56,095 --> 00:42:00,088 Nah? You're right. lt would be too cold in the winter. 532 00:42:06,572 --> 00:42:11,236 An abandoned old subway station. This is perfect! 533 00:42:12,345 --> 00:42:13,744 Wait up, J-5. 534 00:42:17,183 --> 00:42:20,619 This could be the center of our citadel of crime fighting! 535 00:42:26,359 --> 00:42:27,724 The Blankstation. 536 00:42:29,796 --> 00:42:30,854 Yeah. 537 00:42:35,435 --> 00:42:38,871 l think we should do a follow-up on the Minelli scandal. 538 00:42:39,205 --> 00:42:42,572 He's gone underground. The FBl's frozen all of his accounts. 539 00:42:42,809 --> 00:42:44,276 No. Listen. 540 00:42:44,444 --> 00:42:48,437 l know everybody's been trying to get an interview with Minelli for years. 541 00:42:48,548 --> 00:42:52,541 But l think what this city needs is a more uplifting story. 542 00:42:53,252 --> 00:42:56,312 l want to do an interview with Blankman. 543 00:42:56,689 --> 00:42:57,678 Blankman? 544 00:42:57,757 --> 00:43:02,592 He's great for this city. He appears out of nowhere, he does a good deed... 545 00:43:02,662 --> 00:43:07,622 ...and then just disappears. He doesn't do interviews, seek publicity, he doesn't-- 546 00:43:07,700 --> 00:43:09,691 Take money. Yeah, l know. 547 00:43:10,937 --> 00:43:11,904 Now... 548 00:43:12,939 --> 00:43:14,668 ...the question is: 549 00:43:16,876 --> 00:43:19,310 ls he really Mr. Wonderful or what? 550 00:43:20,213 --> 00:43:22,579 How do we find him? How do we track him down? 551 00:43:22,648 --> 00:43:23,706 Who knows him? 552 00:43:23,983 --> 00:43:27,817 Most important, how do we get him to talk? 553 00:43:32,492 --> 00:43:35,120 l can get you a one-on-one with Blankman. 554 00:43:35,728 --> 00:43:37,355 You can? How? 555 00:43:38,831 --> 00:43:40,321 l just have to employ... 556 00:43:40,399 --> 00:43:44,460 ...certain top-secret journalistic techniques at my disposal. 557 00:43:45,171 --> 00:43:49,164 Please, please, Darryl, do this interview! 558 00:43:49,509 --> 00:43:52,342 Nope. Can't do it. Sorry. 559 00:43:52,845 --> 00:43:56,281 Blankman avoids the press. He doesn't do this for recognition. 560 00:43:56,582 --> 00:43:59,346 Then do it for me. l'm trying to make an impression. 561 00:43:59,652 --> 00:44:02,951 Kevin, me, l'd do anything for you. 562 00:44:03,556 --> 00:44:05,615 lt's Blankman. He's got a code. 563 00:44:06,559 --> 00:44:08,789 Don't give me that double-identity stuff! 564 00:44:08,895 --> 00:44:11,159 Either you're going to do this interview... 565 00:44:11,230 --> 00:44:14,791 ...or Blankman and Darryl will be living at the damn train station. 566 00:44:14,867 --> 00:44:17,199 l'm sorry. Just think about it. 567 00:44:20,139 --> 00:44:21,367 Little buddy? 568 00:44:21,841 --> 00:44:23,741 Okay, l'll do it. 569 00:44:24,410 --> 00:44:27,436 Tell her to meet me at the 14th Street station at 6:00. 570 00:44:27,513 --> 00:44:29,140 You got it! 571 00:44:29,348 --> 00:44:30,975 -Alone. -Okay. 572 00:44:31,617 --> 00:44:33,517 Tell her to wear a carnation. 573 00:44:34,020 --> 00:44:35,351 Why a carnation? 574 00:44:36,889 --> 00:44:39,084 You wouldn't understand. 575 00:44:42,228 --> 00:44:43,160 Yes! 576 00:45:16,996 --> 00:45:20,329 Quick, jump on. lt's rush hour. There's a train right behind me. 577 00:45:20,399 --> 00:45:22,128 Hurry up, don't be afraid! 578 00:45:22,468 --> 00:45:24,936 And don't touch the third rail or you're dead. 579 00:45:26,505 --> 00:45:27,995 Come on! 580 00:45:45,024 --> 00:45:47,458 Looks like the 13 is coming out of the station. 581 00:45:47,526 --> 00:45:49,517 Better switch tracks. Hold on! 582 00:45:57,603 --> 00:45:59,161 What is this thing? 583 00:45:59,739 --> 00:46:01,730 lt's the Blankwheel. 584 00:46:03,175 --> 00:46:05,541 -Where are we going? -What? 585 00:46:06,178 --> 00:46:08,078 l said, ''Where are we going?'' 586 00:46:08,414 --> 00:46:11,076 l can't hear. Let me turn the engine off. 587 00:46:15,488 --> 00:46:16,648 What did you say? 588 00:46:16,722 --> 00:46:18,451 l said, ''Where are we going?'' 589 00:46:18,524 --> 00:46:20,515 To the Blankstation. 590 00:46:26,332 --> 00:46:27,594 This is great! 591 00:46:28,434 --> 00:46:29,992 l said, ''This is great!'' 592 00:46:30,069 --> 00:46:33,004 l can't hear you. Wait! Let me turn the engine off. 593 00:46:37,643 --> 00:46:40,271 -What'd you say? -l said, ''This is great!'' 594 00:46:47,219 --> 00:46:48,208 What? 595 00:46:49,488 --> 00:46:50,819 Never mind. 596 00:46:51,090 --> 00:46:53,718 -l can't hear you. -Never mind! 597 00:48:08,334 --> 00:48:11,861 That was a great ride. l was starting to get a little dizzy. 598 00:48:12,471 --> 00:48:14,405 Sorry, but l had to make sure... 599 00:48:14,473 --> 00:48:18,273 ...that you didn't remember the secret location of the Blankstation. 600 00:48:21,247 --> 00:48:22,578 Oh, my gosh! 601 00:48:23,682 --> 00:48:24,910 Look at this. 602 00:48:25,985 --> 00:48:30,149 The white zone is for the loading and unloading of passengers only. 603 00:48:30,723 --> 00:48:32,714 No parking. 604 00:48:37,530 --> 00:48:39,623 Don't be afraid. lt's just J-5. 605 00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:42,290 Hello, Kimberly. 606 00:48:43,702 --> 00:48:46,865 -lt talks. -That's all he can say right now. 607 00:48:47,273 --> 00:48:50,765 He's programmed to do so much, l wouldn't want to overload him. 608 00:48:50,876 --> 00:48:52,707 Would you like something to drink? 609 00:48:52,878 --> 00:48:54,038 Yeah. Sure. 610 00:49:13,132 --> 00:49:16,124 -You lost a shoe. -Oh, yeah. Thanks. 611 00:49:23,976 --> 00:49:27,639 -Look at all this stuff. -What do you think, J-5? 612 00:49:28,848 --> 00:49:30,679 What do you call this stuff? 613 00:49:31,283 --> 00:49:32,272 Junk. 614 00:49:33,352 --> 00:49:36,515 Yeah. But it's great junk. 615 00:49:46,632 --> 00:49:49,465 lt's almost like you live in a different world. 616 00:49:50,002 --> 00:49:51,299 A better world. 617 00:49:55,441 --> 00:49:56,703 Are you happy? 618 00:49:57,443 --> 00:50:00,537 How can l be happy when there's still so much work to be done? 619 00:50:04,183 --> 00:50:06,549 What do you think makes you so special? 620 00:50:08,654 --> 00:50:11,851 l'm not special at all. l'm just like everyone else. 621 00:50:11,991 --> 00:50:13,652 l want to feel safe at night. 622 00:50:13,726 --> 00:50:15,717 That's what Blankman stands for. 623 00:50:16,061 --> 00:50:20,498 Every man who sees something wrong, and decides to do something about it. 624 00:50:24,069 --> 00:50:25,400 Hold on. 625 00:50:28,007 --> 00:50:29,634 Do you have any family? 626 00:50:30,242 --> 00:50:33,405 l had a grandma. She meant a lot to me. 627 00:50:34,146 --> 00:50:35,636 Somebody killed her. 628 00:50:41,854 --> 00:50:43,845 This has been an amazing night. 629 00:50:44,290 --> 00:50:46,884 l'm sorry for taking up so much of your time. 630 00:50:48,260 --> 00:50:51,491 l'm just curious, what was the carnation for? 631 00:50:53,832 --> 00:50:56,630 A beautiful woman should always wear a carnation. 632 00:50:58,704 --> 00:51:00,194 Thank you, Blankman. 633 00:51:02,575 --> 00:51:04,042 Or whoever you are. 634 00:51:27,533 --> 00:51:30,593 J-5, what's happening to me? 635 00:52:07,206 --> 00:52:10,334 Everybody's hip to Blankman, right? Y'all hip to Blankman? 636 00:52:10,409 --> 00:52:13,742 When l first heard on the news there was a black guy... 637 00:52:13,812 --> 00:52:17,543 ...in a cape, riding in a police car, l said to myself, ''Damn... 638 00:52:17,616 --> 00:52:20,642 ''...l hope James Brown isn't in trouble again.'' 639 00:52:23,522 --> 00:52:27,959 Not only has he inspired an entire city to stand up for itself... 640 00:52:28,027 --> 00:52:32,487 ...but take a look at this. Blankmania's sweeping the nation. 641 00:52:32,564 --> 00:52:35,055 This has caused other super-people... 642 00:52:35,134 --> 00:52:36,965 ...to come out of the woodwork. 643 00:52:37,036 --> 00:52:41,132 Midget Man, what inspired you to become a superhero? 644 00:52:41,206 --> 00:52:45,302 l think Blankman was an important influence to all of us... 645 00:52:45,644 --> 00:52:48,841 ...but it's a big world and we all have to do our part. 646 00:52:48,914 --> 00:52:50,882 Let's say you're in a situation. 647 00:52:50,949 --> 00:52:53,884 You're being accosted. Tell us how you deal with it. 648 00:52:56,822 --> 00:52:58,119 First thing.... 649 00:52:58,524 --> 00:53:02,358 Easy with that chair. You don't want to.... 650 00:53:09,368 --> 00:53:12,565 Gay Man, you work primarily out of the San Francisco area. 651 00:53:12,738 --> 00:53:15,969 l wanted to be in the Army, but they discriminate. 652 00:53:17,342 --> 00:53:19,776 And since l'm cruising on the streets anyway... 653 00:53:19,845 --> 00:53:22,712 ...l just thought l would get out there and.... 654 00:53:23,515 --> 00:53:26,746 -What's the matter with you? -l'm in love. 655 00:53:29,822 --> 00:53:33,053 With who? What? With your robot? 656 00:53:33,125 --> 00:53:34,615 You knocked J-5 up? 657 00:53:36,428 --> 00:53:38,453 l'm in love with Kimberly Jonz. 658 00:53:40,432 --> 00:53:42,900 Who isn't in love with her? Get over it. 659 00:53:43,268 --> 00:53:47,568 Tonight l got the feeling l was lying on a bed of feathers... 660 00:53:48,140 --> 00:53:52,099 ...and there was two Q-Tips in both ears and they were moving real fast. 661 00:53:52,778 --> 00:53:56,236 You know that feeling you get when someone you like kisses you? 662 00:54:01,653 --> 00:54:02,881 She kissed you? 663 00:54:04,323 --> 00:54:05,950 Yeah. No. 664 00:54:06,859 --> 00:54:08,724 She kissed Blankman. 665 00:54:10,662 --> 00:54:12,527 And that's the dilemma. 666 00:54:13,532 --> 00:54:16,524 lf she should find out that l'm Blankman... 667 00:54:17,603 --> 00:54:19,571 ...it could destroy her. 668 00:54:24,710 --> 00:54:28,544 This was probably like a buddy-buddy kiss, you know what l mean? 669 00:54:29,748 --> 00:54:31,875 Yeah. You're probably right. 670 00:54:34,586 --> 00:54:37,578 l didn't like that tongue probing my mouth anyway. 671 00:54:39,591 --> 00:54:40,683 Tongue? 672 00:54:48,734 --> 00:54:51,726 Somebody got some roses. You read the card? 673 00:54:51,804 --> 00:54:54,102 No. Someone must've dropped them off. 674 00:54:56,608 --> 00:55:00,772 ''From your would-be producer who always produces.'' Me. 675 00:55:05,117 --> 00:55:06,709 Thanks. They're nice. 676 00:55:08,387 --> 00:55:11,686 So, what happened with you and Blankman last night? 677 00:55:13,725 --> 00:55:16,216 He's kind of wack, right? Tell me. 678 00:55:17,763 --> 00:55:19,424 He is... 679 00:55:20,499 --> 00:55:24,435 ...the most wonderful man l've ever met in my entire life. 680 00:55:24,536 --> 00:55:25,867 Blankman? 681 00:55:26,271 --> 00:55:27,602 Oh, yes! 682 00:55:28,440 --> 00:55:31,603 -You didn't.... -What's this? 683 00:55:32,177 --> 00:55:34,236 Chocolates, which l also brought you. 684 00:55:34,313 --> 00:55:35,803 No, underneath that. 685 00:55:38,617 --> 00:55:42,075 How romantic. 686 00:55:42,921 --> 00:55:46,288 A shoe? A funky old shoe. 687 00:55:46,458 --> 00:55:48,255 We're back from commercials. 688 00:55:51,296 --> 00:55:52,263 Excuse me. 689 00:55:56,001 --> 00:55:59,437 And in five, four, three, two.... 690 00:56:00,973 --> 00:56:02,873 Well, Blankman does it again. 691 00:56:03,008 --> 00:56:05,101 Saying he was inspired by his hero... 692 00:56:05,177 --> 00:56:07,805 ...Mayor Harris has come up with a plan to stop... 693 00:56:07,880 --> 00:56:10,440 ...the pending police and city workers' strike. 694 00:56:10,515 --> 00:56:13,279 l've worked out a deal to honor the city's lOUs. 695 00:56:14,152 --> 00:56:17,849 On Friday, any worker can redeem them at the First City Bank. 696 00:56:18,056 --> 00:56:20,923 Special armored cars will bring in all the necessary cash. 697 00:56:20,993 --> 00:56:22,551 And l ask Blankman... 698 00:56:22,728 --> 00:56:26,994 ...whoever and wherever you are, to be on hand to receive a special award. 699 00:56:27,633 --> 00:56:30,534 We are going to start standing up for ourselves. 700 00:56:31,169 --> 00:56:35,162 This city is going into the Blankman era. 701 00:56:38,210 --> 00:56:42,340 Thank you, Mayor Harris. Thank you, kind citizens of this great city. 702 00:56:43,315 --> 00:56:46,011 l'd like to take this opportunity to thank... 703 00:56:46,585 --> 00:56:48,746 ...someone very special in my life. 704 00:56:49,788 --> 00:56:53,622 Someone who supports me and believes in what l do. 705 00:56:54,893 --> 00:56:56,485 Someone who... 706 00:56:56,561 --> 00:56:59,792 ...whether they know it or not, has joined me... 707 00:57:00,065 --> 00:57:02,556 ...in my quest to fight crime. 708 00:57:04,303 --> 00:57:07,329 This person is a truly wonderful and unique person. 709 00:57:08,106 --> 00:57:10,267 l'd like to say thank you... 710 00:57:10,676 --> 00:57:12,473 ...Kimberly Jonz. 711 00:57:18,417 --> 00:57:19,748 Blankman! 712 00:57:24,056 --> 00:57:25,751 You all want your money? 713 00:57:26,792 --> 00:57:28,453 Let's open the bank! 714 00:57:40,739 --> 00:57:45,233 'Morning, folks. l got you some happy customers out there. 715 00:57:47,045 --> 00:57:49,775 Don't even think about it! Put your weapons down, now! 716 00:57:49,848 --> 00:57:52,442 -Put them down! Now get out! -This is crazy! 717 00:57:52,918 --> 00:57:54,579 -Everybody, get out! -Stop this! 718 00:57:58,924 --> 00:58:00,186 Don't hurt anybody! 719 00:58:00,258 --> 00:58:03,819 Hello, folks! Say hello to the bad guys! 720 00:58:04,029 --> 00:58:05,360 Calm down. 721 00:58:07,265 --> 00:58:08,732 Everybody, get out! 722 00:58:11,269 --> 00:58:13,260 Move! Let's go! 723 00:58:16,274 --> 00:58:19,038 Are you nuts? There are 100 pissed-off cops outside... 724 00:58:19,111 --> 00:58:22,979 ...and they haven't been paid in weeks. You'll never get through the doors. 725 00:58:32,691 --> 00:58:34,318 Hello, Mr. Mayor! 726 00:58:35,761 --> 00:58:37,490 Anyone can rob a bank... 727 00:58:37,562 --> 00:58:40,156 ...but it takes a real man to do it in satin. 728 00:58:42,100 --> 00:58:46,503 Blankman, l'm Police Commissioner Gains. How do you want to handle this? 729 00:58:49,474 --> 00:58:53,001 -Maybe l could reason with them? -Great. We'll be right here. 730 00:58:53,078 --> 00:58:54,909 l am not going to let you-- 731 00:58:55,614 --> 00:58:58,276 Stay out of it! Blankman will handle it. 732 00:59:16,234 --> 00:59:20,398 ''They're gonna kill me They're gonna smash me like a little bug'' 733 00:59:20,872 --> 00:59:22,362 l'm a dead man. 734 00:59:22,774 --> 00:59:24,435 Yes, l'm a dead man. 735 00:59:26,111 --> 00:59:27,271 Hello? 736 00:59:28,580 --> 00:59:30,047 Mr. Burglars? 737 00:59:30,882 --> 00:59:35,148 You think maybe we could talk about this hostage thing like gentlemen? 738 00:59:36,755 --> 00:59:38,086 Okay. 739 00:59:39,858 --> 00:59:41,052 l tried. 740 00:59:42,994 --> 00:59:45,053 You came to make a deposit, Blankman? 741 00:59:45,130 --> 00:59:47,860 Everybody, get back before l blow you away! 742 00:59:52,938 --> 00:59:54,929 Hello, Blankman. 743 00:59:55,273 --> 00:59:59,004 What brings you here? Were they giving away calendars today? 744 01:00:00,212 --> 01:00:02,203 Michael ''The Suit'' Minelli. 745 01:00:02,581 --> 01:00:06,017 You'll never get away with this, you diabolical fiend! 746 01:00:06,151 --> 01:00:07,379 ''Fiend''? 747 01:00:08,553 --> 01:00:11,920 He's getting those things out of the funny papers or something. 748 01:00:12,424 --> 01:00:14,722 What did you do with the Mayor? 749 01:00:15,026 --> 01:00:18,018 Blankman, l have some good news about the Mayor. 750 01:00:18,096 --> 01:00:21,827 They had a recent opinion poll and the results just came in. 751 01:00:23,902 --> 01:00:25,893 He's going sky-high! 752 01:00:29,474 --> 01:00:31,271 Chain him up with the Mayor! 753 01:00:31,977 --> 01:00:34,138 Everyone, please stay calm. 754 01:00:34,479 --> 01:00:38,142 Blankman has the situation under control. 755 01:00:38,383 --> 01:00:42,342 l repeat, Blankman has the situation... 756 01:00:42,754 --> 01:00:44,187 ...under control. 757 01:00:45,924 --> 01:00:49,758 This bomb will probably take about ten minutes to be defused. 758 01:00:50,462 --> 01:00:54,228 So, l think l'm going to set it for... 759 01:00:56,401 --> 01:00:58,062 ...three minutes. 760 01:01:00,105 --> 01:01:02,835 Now, how can l say it? 761 01:01:03,508 --> 01:01:05,237 Don't go to pieces. 762 01:01:06,144 --> 01:01:08,135 Hardy-har-har. 763 01:01:10,382 --> 01:01:12,816 Okay, boys. We got three minutes. 764 01:01:12,918 --> 01:01:14,180 Less! 765 01:01:14,252 --> 01:01:15,514 Let's go! 766 01:01:16,988 --> 01:01:19,320 Must get to Blankbelt. 767 01:01:20,625 --> 01:01:23,822 Must spray floor with... 768 01:01:24,563 --> 01:01:27,794 ...super-slick Blankgoop. 769 01:01:28,200 --> 01:01:29,360 There. 770 01:01:31,469 --> 01:01:33,937 Stink bomb. And get... 771 01:01:34,406 --> 01:01:36,237 ...stink bomb to them. 772 01:01:37,409 --> 01:01:40,310 Hold your breath, Mayor. This may get funky. 773 01:01:43,481 --> 01:01:46,644 -That's foul. -What is that smell? 774 01:01:47,652 --> 01:01:49,381 Let me out of here! 775 01:01:52,591 --> 01:01:54,889 See if you can close the vault. 776 01:01:55,794 --> 01:01:57,022 Tony, the vault! 777 01:02:00,098 --> 01:02:02,362 -Everybody, get out. -lt's locked! 778 01:02:02,968 --> 01:02:05,801 Get out! Everybody, let's go! 779 01:02:06,771 --> 01:02:08,295 Hurry up, morons! 780 01:02:09,374 --> 01:02:12,639 Good thinking. At least those scumbags won't get the city's money. 781 01:02:13,411 --> 01:02:18,110 One thing they didn't count on, was my ability... 782 01:02:20,218 --> 01:02:24,211 ...to get myself out of... 783 01:02:26,758 --> 01:02:28,385 ...tight situations. 784 01:02:29,127 --> 01:02:30,458 Excuse me. 785 01:02:32,998 --> 01:02:35,489 Stop that guy! Stop him! 786 01:02:41,039 --> 01:02:42,199 Hello? 787 01:02:47,712 --> 01:02:51,239 -Go away. lt's not safe. -Will you get him out of here? 788 01:02:52,183 --> 01:02:54,344 Oh, my God. 789 01:02:55,287 --> 01:02:58,723 -What happened here? -Blankman, would you go? 790 01:02:59,424 --> 01:03:03,656 -Does this mean what l think it means? -Will you get him out of here? 791 01:03:03,728 --> 01:03:05,719 -Do you know what you're doing? -Yeah. 792 01:03:05,797 --> 01:03:09,392 All l have to do is separate this wire, and.... 793 01:03:09,467 --> 01:03:12,459 -No, l don't know what l'm doing. -Move out of the way. 794 01:03:12,537 --> 01:03:14,027 You know what? 795 01:03:14,139 --> 01:03:17,199 This white man is dead. You can't save him. Let's go. 796 01:03:17,275 --> 01:03:19,539 -Please, go. -Let me think. 797 01:03:19,744 --> 01:03:23,771 Let me think. A positive, B positive.... 798 01:03:23,915 --> 01:03:26,076 A. Think positive. 799 01:03:27,052 --> 01:03:28,110 l did it! 800 01:03:28,920 --> 01:03:30,547 You did it! 801 01:03:37,529 --> 01:03:39,861 -l still hear ticking. -You hear what? 802 01:03:39,931 --> 01:03:44,425 Why do l still hear ticking? 803 01:03:47,572 --> 01:03:49,563 This bag is full of explosives. 804 01:03:53,545 --> 01:03:55,206 You did what you could. 805 01:03:55,814 --> 01:03:56,872 Go. 806 01:03:57,282 --> 01:03:58,306 Go! 807 01:03:58,717 --> 01:04:01,447 l think he's got a point. Let's just get out. 808 01:04:02,220 --> 01:04:03,881 Wait! 809 01:04:07,125 --> 01:04:11,118 Eleanor Walker was my grandmother. She really believed in you. 810 01:04:12,163 --> 01:04:13,960 She was a good woman. 811 01:04:14,466 --> 01:04:16,434 l'll give her your love. 812 01:04:17,635 --> 01:04:19,296 The clock, gentlemen. 813 01:04:20,105 --> 01:04:21,436 The clock! 814 01:04:23,608 --> 01:04:25,007 Get back! 815 01:04:40,458 --> 01:04:43,723 That was the bravest thing l've ever seen anyone do in my life. 816 01:04:43,795 --> 01:04:46,195 We almost got killed with a boom. 817 01:04:47,832 --> 01:04:49,663 Mayor Harris is dead. 818 01:04:49,734 --> 01:04:52,931 You did what you could. No one else would have gone in there. 819 01:04:53,004 --> 01:04:56,201 Excuse me! Hello! Can l at least get a handshake? 820 01:05:00,378 --> 01:05:02,346 What about my money? 821 01:05:02,714 --> 01:05:05,774 -l haven't been paid! -What about our checks! 822 01:05:05,850 --> 01:05:07,249 l want my money! 823 01:05:07,886 --> 01:05:09,547 We want the check cashed! 824 01:05:09,621 --> 01:05:11,851 l've got hungry kids at home! 825 01:05:12,724 --> 01:05:16,182 -Where's our money? -Blankman was in control here. 826 01:05:16,261 --> 01:05:18,456 He's a coward. He ran away! 827 01:05:18,530 --> 01:05:21,192 l told him not to go in there! 828 01:05:21,266 --> 01:05:23,791 He killed the Mayor! Get him! 829 01:05:24,903 --> 01:05:27,838 Blankman, you're responsible and you know it! 830 01:05:31,543 --> 01:05:34,535 -l think you better get out of here. -l think you're right. 831 01:05:44,155 --> 01:05:48,285 Police Commissioner Gains put the blame squarely on Blankman's shoulders... 832 01:05:48,359 --> 01:05:54,093 ...referring to the fleeing ex-role model as a ''quivering, spineless, world-class coward.'' 833 01:05:54,699 --> 01:05:57,896 Our mistake was in trusting this supposed hero... 834 01:05:57,969 --> 01:06:02,963 ...who runs around in his grandma's underwear with a smelly sock on his face. 835 01:06:03,041 --> 01:06:07,637 We never believed that he'd kill Mayor Harris and selfishly save himself. 836 01:06:08,379 --> 01:06:12,475 We're your police department, folks. We're here to protect and serve... 837 01:06:12,550 --> 01:06:16,042 ...not a guy who robs Laundromats to have a good time. 838 01:06:18,656 --> 01:06:21,887 l'm not going to do it anymore, J-5. Sorry. 839 01:06:22,627 --> 01:06:24,117 Hello, Kimberly. 840 01:06:24,195 --> 01:06:27,096 Don't you make it harder than it already is! 841 01:06:48,987 --> 01:06:53,549 The procession worked its way through the downtown area as the city said farewell. 842 01:06:53,625 --> 01:06:58,255 Finally winding down in the neighborhood where Mayor Harris spent his childhood... 843 01:06:58,329 --> 01:07:01,389 ...among the people he referred to as ''family.'' 844 01:07:01,900 --> 01:07:03,094 Darryl. 845 01:07:04,636 --> 01:07:06,627 You got to get over this. 846 01:07:07,205 --> 01:07:10,663 You've been sitting here watching this stuff for three days. 847 01:07:10,742 --> 01:07:12,642 That wasn't your fault. 848 01:07:17,649 --> 01:07:19,810 All l wanted to do was help. 849 01:07:22,053 --> 01:07:24,578 You don't have to be a hero, Darryl. 850 01:07:25,423 --> 01:07:28,358 Why don't you try being like everyone else? 851 01:07:30,028 --> 01:07:32,053 How am l going to do that? 852 01:07:32,864 --> 01:07:34,661 You can start by getting a job. 853 01:07:35,300 --> 01:07:38,531 Hello! Welcome to McDonald's. May l take your order, please? 854 01:07:38,603 --> 01:07:40,070 Just a burger, man. 855 01:07:40,138 --> 01:07:42,106 -Would you like fries with that? -No. 856 01:07:42,173 --> 01:07:44,471 They're cooked to crispy, golden perfection. 857 01:07:44,542 --> 01:07:46,772 -Yeah, man. l'm sure. -Perhaps a soda? 858 01:07:47,145 --> 01:07:48,578 We're doing salads now. 859 01:07:48,646 --> 01:07:51,740 People don't expect that from McDonald's. Chunky chicken salad. 860 01:07:51,816 --> 01:07:54,376 Just give me my damn burger, all right? 861 01:07:55,720 --> 01:07:57,381 For here or to go? 862 01:07:59,557 --> 01:08:02,048 He's just a little ''McMad'' right now. 863 01:08:20,411 --> 01:08:23,244 Hey, my purse! Give me my purse! 864 01:08:23,648 --> 01:08:25,411 Stop him! Stop him! 865 01:08:26,050 --> 01:08:27,813 Weak, goofy bastard! 866 01:08:39,130 --> 01:08:41,291 So, this is Hard Edition? 867 01:08:42,700 --> 01:08:44,292 Michael Minelli. 868 01:08:47,405 --> 01:08:49,839 Larry Stone. Pleased to meet you. 869 01:08:50,742 --> 01:08:54,542 -How'd you track me down, Stone? -This is tabloid TV, we can do anything. 870 01:08:55,747 --> 01:08:58,079 What is it you want from me? 871 01:08:58,683 --> 01:09:02,016 Rumor has it you're looking for the Blankman. 872 01:09:03,287 --> 01:09:07,724 Everyone knows the Blankman has disappeared. Nobody's seen him. 873 01:09:08,626 --> 01:09:10,116 Not for weeks. 874 01:09:12,263 --> 01:09:14,390 l can give you the Blankman. 875 01:09:14,732 --> 01:09:16,461 What's in it for you? 876 01:09:16,534 --> 01:09:18,434 Ratings, Mr. Minelli. 877 01:09:19,103 --> 01:09:21,094 Ratings give me a woody. 878 01:09:21,973 --> 01:09:25,272 But to get ratings, you got to have a star. 879 01:09:26,144 --> 01:09:30,513 David Koresh. Fifty-two days in the number one spot. 880 01:09:31,282 --> 01:09:35,685 He wanted to run a summer camp. l said, ''David, why be a counselor... 881 01:09:35,753 --> 01:09:38,153 ''...when you can be the Messiah?'' 882 01:09:38,990 --> 01:09:41,754 Now you, l can't make the Messiah. 883 01:09:42,694 --> 01:09:46,255 But you give me an exclusive interview, l'll give you the Blankman. 884 01:09:46,431 --> 01:09:48,160 l don't make deals. 885 01:09:50,101 --> 01:09:52,092 And l don't do television. 886 01:09:55,173 --> 01:09:57,038 Where is the Blankman? 887 01:09:57,642 --> 01:10:01,635 Hey, Einstein, l don't know if you noticed, but this ain't a boil on my ass. 888 01:10:02,146 --> 01:10:07,140 lt's a wheelchair. l'm paralyzed from the waist down. l can't feel a thing. 889 01:10:09,153 --> 01:10:10,484 l felt that. 890 01:10:13,658 --> 01:10:14,989 You through? 891 01:10:20,865 --> 01:10:22,457 l like this guy! 892 01:10:22,967 --> 01:10:26,027 He ain't got no legs, but he's got balls. 893 01:10:27,872 --> 01:10:30,841 -Take a walk with me. Have a seat. -All right. 894 01:10:35,046 --> 01:10:39,278 l happen to know that Blankman has the hots for a certain reporter. 895 01:10:40,051 --> 01:10:42,542 A lady by the name of Kimberly Jonz. 896 01:10:46,491 --> 01:10:49,460 l had a grandma. She meant a lot to me. 897 01:10:50,361 --> 01:10:52,022 But somebody killed her. 898 01:10:55,366 --> 01:10:59,530 Minelli, one time, whacked out an old lady for giving him a dirty look. 899 01:11:02,206 --> 01:11:04,231 ...not yet released the victims' names... 900 01:11:04,308 --> 01:11:08,267 ...but it is rumored that among the fatalities is 68-year-old... 901 01:11:08,346 --> 01:11:13,283 ...Eleanor Walker, a local resident who runs this chapter of the Harris campaign. 902 01:11:15,286 --> 01:11:19,586 This is Kimberly. l think l figured out who killed your grandmother. 903 01:11:27,231 --> 01:11:28,721 Hello. Blankman? 904 01:11:30,268 --> 01:11:33,032 No, this is not Kimberly. lt's Minelli. 905 01:11:34,372 --> 01:11:39,708 lf you ever want to see Kimberly again, come down to the TV station right now. 906 01:11:40,912 --> 01:11:41,970 Yes. 907 01:11:42,213 --> 01:11:46,206 And, Blankman, don't forget to wear your tights. 908 01:12:02,533 --> 01:12:04,398 -No. -No. Have a nice day. 909 01:12:04,602 --> 01:12:07,230 Thank you. Come again. Hi, welcome to McDonald's. 910 01:12:07,305 --> 01:12:09,068 Minelli just took over the newsroom. 911 01:12:09,140 --> 01:12:11,574 Sorry, sir, wait in line like everyone else. 912 01:12:11,642 --> 01:12:14,805 You don't understand. Minelli just took Kimberly hostage. 913 01:12:15,713 --> 01:12:17,010 He's got Kimberly? 914 01:12:17,081 --> 01:12:19,982 He says he's going to kill her unless Blankman shows up. 915 01:12:20,051 --> 01:12:23,145 The police ain't doing jack. You've got to save her. 916 01:12:23,221 --> 01:12:25,849 l don't want to get involved. l don't do that anymore. 917 01:12:25,923 --> 01:12:28,187 l'm normal now. l'm Darryl Walker, Crew Chief. 918 01:12:28,259 --> 01:12:31,854 Ronald McDonald's coming next week, l have to whip this place into shape. 919 01:12:31,929 --> 01:12:34,625 l'm not talking to Darryl, l'm talking to Blankman. 920 01:12:34,732 --> 01:12:36,324 This is serious! 921 01:12:37,401 --> 01:12:40,063 Hi, welcome to McDonald's. May l take your order, please? 922 01:12:40,137 --> 01:12:43,004 -Would you like fries with that? -Stop it! 923 01:12:44,308 --> 01:12:46,208 Minelli killed Grandma. 924 01:12:50,281 --> 01:12:51,942 He killed Grandma? 925 01:12:56,120 --> 01:12:57,951 Then l got to take him down. 926 01:12:58,990 --> 01:13:00,890 This time l'm with you. 927 01:13:03,094 --> 01:13:06,257 -You gonna wear your costume? -l'm not wearing that-- 928 01:13:06,364 --> 01:13:10,266 -l need three more burgers. -l'll wear the costume. Let's just go! 929 01:13:10,468 --> 01:13:13,528 -We'll take him down, me and you? -Yes, let's go. 930 01:13:13,838 --> 01:13:16,306 -Come on! -l'll be right back. l got to punch out. 931 01:13:18,142 --> 01:13:20,633 l can't get the hang of that thing. 932 01:13:29,720 --> 01:13:31,654 Hello, Kimberly. 933 01:13:31,722 --> 01:13:33,553 No time for small talk, buddy. 934 01:13:35,459 --> 01:13:37,791 To the Blankscreen. 935 01:13:40,698 --> 01:13:44,498 l can pull up the plans to the news building on the Blankscreen. 936 01:13:45,136 --> 01:13:48,230 They're going to expect us to come in through here. 937 01:13:48,306 --> 01:13:51,639 We'll get the drop on them by coming up in through here. 938 01:13:51,709 --> 01:13:53,870 Why don't we just go through the front? 939 01:13:53,945 --> 01:13:57,938 'Cause that'll take all the fun out, silly-billy gumdrops. 940 01:13:59,216 --> 01:14:01,980 To the Blanksuits! 941 01:14:03,187 --> 01:14:06,645 That's your costume. And l'll once again don... 942 01:14:07,224 --> 01:14:08,691 ...the Blanksuit. 943 01:14:22,573 --> 01:14:23,801 This is great! 944 01:14:25,343 --> 01:14:28,107 l said, ''This is fantastic!'' 945 01:14:28,212 --> 01:14:29,702 l can't hear you. 946 01:14:29,981 --> 01:14:31,846 l said, ''This is great!'' 947 01:14:31,916 --> 01:14:34,248 -l can't hear-- -Shut up and drive! 948 01:15:03,514 --> 01:15:07,541 Mr. Minelli, you're said to have mob ties. Have you ever committed a crime? 949 01:15:07,818 --> 01:15:10,343 No, l've never committed a crime. 950 01:15:11,522 --> 01:15:13,786 No, goddamn it. No! 951 01:15:14,425 --> 01:15:19,226 You're asking him all the easy questions. Probe deeper! Dig into him! 952 01:15:19,296 --> 01:15:20,593 Edge! 953 01:15:20,664 --> 01:15:24,156 Right. Edge. Mr. Minelli, are you gay? 954 01:15:28,039 --> 01:15:30,974 Goddamn! Now that's edge! 955 01:15:31,876 --> 01:15:35,869 l'm sick and tired of this crap. You told me Blankman would be here... 956 01:15:35,946 --> 01:15:40,883 ...and he ain't here. Now l not only have to kill her but you, too. 957 01:15:41,452 --> 01:15:44,512 Because l'm a gentleman, l'll kill the lady first. 958 01:15:44,588 --> 01:15:47,216 Yes, Miss Anchor Lady, this, just in: 959 01:15:48,125 --> 01:15:49,854 Your time is up. 960 01:15:51,195 --> 01:15:53,220 Do something. He's crazy! 961 01:15:59,970 --> 01:16:04,634 Check your sources on that story, Minelli. You might have got a bad lead. 962 01:16:04,809 --> 01:16:06,140 Blankman. 963 01:16:06,310 --> 01:16:09,837 l see you found someone to work with you who dresses worse than you do. 964 01:16:09,914 --> 01:16:11,745 What's your name, other guy? 965 01:16:11,816 --> 01:16:13,511 l don't have one yet. 966 01:16:13,584 --> 01:16:16,747 How about ''Poorly Dressed Deadman.'' Get them guys! 967 01:16:21,425 --> 01:16:23,017 Get in there! 968 01:16:23,094 --> 01:16:25,494 Get in there and fight! Get them! 969 01:16:25,563 --> 01:16:26,587 Take them out. 970 01:16:26,664 --> 01:16:28,723 -They're gaining on us! -Get up, you idiots! 971 01:16:28,799 --> 01:16:30,096 Back to back. 972 01:16:33,104 --> 01:16:35,436 How you doing? Oh, damn. 973 01:16:58,129 --> 01:16:59,858 l'll handle this myself. 974 01:17:00,598 --> 01:17:03,158 l got a swell idea for you two. 975 01:17:12,510 --> 01:17:14,137 lsn't this great? 976 01:17:14,245 --> 01:17:16,338 We'll never get out of here alive. 977 01:17:16,447 --> 01:17:21,714 That's the whole plan, Blankman. While you're in there, l have rigged up... 978 01:17:21,785 --> 01:17:24,379 ...a secret bomb that is going to go off... 979 01:17:24,455 --> 01:17:27,447 ...and blow up this building in five minutes. 980 01:17:27,525 --> 01:17:29,823 Holy double jeopardy. 981 01:17:30,494 --> 01:17:31,688 You're good. 982 01:17:31,862 --> 01:17:36,856 When this bomb goes off, you'll be held responsible. Post mortem. 983 01:17:38,469 --> 01:17:39,936 Minelli! 984 01:17:40,638 --> 01:17:41,764 Look. 985 01:17:41,839 --> 01:17:43,670 You got what you wanted. 986 01:17:44,008 --> 01:17:45,600 Let Kimberly go. 987 01:17:45,676 --> 01:17:48,167 -Put me down, too. You don't want me. -No. 988 01:17:48,245 --> 01:17:49,837 The broad stays. 989 01:17:50,981 --> 01:17:53,711 Stone, l'm sorry l messed up your show. 990 01:17:54,485 --> 01:17:55,816 Not at all. 991 01:17:56,020 --> 01:17:58,147 Then l'm sorry l ruined your life. 992 01:18:00,457 --> 01:18:02,755 ls this the end of our episode? 993 01:18:03,561 --> 01:18:07,156 Will the Dynamic Duo defy their death defying... 994 01:18:07,231 --> 01:18:10,098 ...drowning death trap? Or-- 995 01:18:10,167 --> 01:18:14,263 Who will dislodge Other Guy's fist from Blankman's eye? 996 01:18:14,338 --> 01:18:17,034 Quit messing around! This is serious! 997 01:18:17,107 --> 01:18:19,598 Kevin, stop being a pessimist. 998 01:18:19,944 --> 01:18:23,436 This tank is not half full, it's half empty. 999 01:18:24,148 --> 01:18:26,981 That's great. You have lost your mind. 1000 01:18:27,084 --> 01:18:29,075 This is life or death. 1001 01:18:29,887 --> 01:18:33,220 lf my plan serves me correctly... 1002 01:18:34,124 --> 01:18:36,957 ...J-5 should be gingerly on his way. 1003 01:18:51,642 --> 01:18:54,611 You'll see. He's coming. 1004 01:19:37,021 --> 01:19:38,147 J-5! 1005 01:19:38,422 --> 01:19:40,014 Hello, Kimberly. 1006 01:19:40,357 --> 01:19:44,418 Save them! Do something! Hurry, J-5. 1007 01:19:46,563 --> 01:19:48,895 Do it, J-5! Save them! 1008 01:20:06,083 --> 01:20:07,516 Kick the glass. 1009 01:20:07,651 --> 01:20:10,950 The holes have weakened the glass! 1010 01:20:11,021 --> 01:20:12,511 You can do it! 1011 01:20:23,267 --> 01:20:26,236 -We got to cut the chains! -We got to find the bomb. 1012 01:20:26,670 --> 01:20:29,104 There's no time. lt could be anywhere. 1013 01:20:30,007 --> 01:20:33,340 Save yourself. There's no point in us all dying. 1014 01:20:34,278 --> 01:20:36,439 l'll never forget you, my lover. 1015 01:20:41,018 --> 01:20:42,610 That's a Blankjoke. 1016 01:20:43,987 --> 01:20:48,390 You're so wonderful to keep your sense of humor during such a time of crisis. 1017 01:20:51,729 --> 01:20:55,028 Electronics. Think about electronics. 1018 01:20:55,566 --> 01:20:56,590 J-5! 1019 01:20:56,667 --> 01:21:00,330 Quick! Vacuum power pack, on! 1020 01:21:03,874 --> 01:21:08,038 Dry these little wings so these birdies can fly. 1021 01:21:08,579 --> 01:21:10,774 Blankman, you're such a poet. 1022 01:21:11,248 --> 01:21:12,909 Don't you know it? 1023 01:21:16,887 --> 01:21:19,856 Wait. How are we going to find a bomb in this building? 1024 01:21:19,923 --> 01:21:21,083 We can't. 1025 01:21:21,892 --> 01:21:23,291 But J-5 can. 1026 01:21:23,627 --> 01:21:28,155 l'll switch him to antiterrorist, bloodhound, bomb-sniffing mode. 1027 01:21:28,232 --> 01:21:31,724 Okay, J-5, smell the explosive. Smell it, boy. 1028 01:21:33,337 --> 01:21:35,737 Find the explosive, boy. Find it! 1029 01:21:35,806 --> 01:21:38,240 Go, J-5! Go, boy! 1030 01:21:38,575 --> 01:21:41,408 -He's got something. -He's on to something. 1031 01:21:41,478 --> 01:21:42,706 Go, J-5. 1032 01:21:44,381 --> 01:21:47,214 Go. What is it, baby? 1033 01:21:49,887 --> 01:21:52,879 The women's bathroom. That fiend! 1034 01:21:52,956 --> 01:21:55,925 The one place he knew we couldn't go into. 1035 01:22:02,499 --> 01:22:04,228 You see something in here? 1036 01:22:11,608 --> 01:22:15,704 -Did you find a bomb? -Yeah, but not the one we're looking for. 1037 01:22:16,647 --> 01:22:18,444 He's on to something. Where, boy? 1038 01:22:18,515 --> 01:22:20,676 ls something in there, boy? 1039 01:22:21,285 --> 01:22:22,650 Stand back. 1040 01:22:25,756 --> 01:22:29,590 J-5, convert to bomb-disposal unit, now! 1041 01:22:35,966 --> 01:22:37,627 l hope this works. 1042 01:22:37,734 --> 01:22:41,101 He's only certified to handle but so much explosives. 1043 01:22:44,975 --> 01:22:47,910 Okay, Kevin, let's save Kimberly. 1044 01:22:47,978 --> 01:22:50,776 J-5, to the street. Now. 1045 01:22:54,351 --> 01:22:57,843 -Darryl, wait a minute. -Please, call me Blankman. 1046 01:22:58,355 --> 01:23:03,122 Blankman, do we have to tell Stone? The building's not going to blow up, right? 1047 01:23:03,193 --> 01:23:04,091 Look. 1048 01:23:04,161 --> 01:23:07,062 l don't care what games you play, little buddy. 1049 01:23:07,130 --> 01:23:12,033 -My only concern is Miss Kimberly Jonz. -That's all l wanted to know. 1050 01:23:13,637 --> 01:23:15,127 Hang on, my love. 1051 01:23:16,773 --> 01:23:20,436 We can't find the bomb. 1052 01:23:23,046 --> 01:23:25,037 -lt's gonna blow. -Play along. 1053 01:23:25,115 --> 01:23:29,643 lt's gonna blow. We can't find the bomb. The whole thing's going to blow. 1054 01:23:29,720 --> 01:23:31,984 What do you mean, you can't find the bomb? 1055 01:23:32,055 --> 01:23:35,616 l mean we can't find it. We messed up! 1056 01:23:35,792 --> 01:23:38,989 The building's going to blow. And when it does... 1057 01:23:39,062 --> 01:23:42,054 ...boom! Wheelchair here, cowboy boot over there. 1058 01:23:43,000 --> 01:23:45,195 Get me out of this thing! Come on! 1059 01:23:45,269 --> 01:23:47,134 Blankman says there's no time. 1060 01:23:47,204 --> 01:23:50,867 He says there's only time enough to save baby girl. 1061 01:23:52,876 --> 01:23:57,404 -You're going to leave me? -He says you got to be strong. Be strong. 1062 01:23:58,148 --> 01:24:00,639 You're just going to leave me here? 1063 01:24:01,652 --> 01:24:05,247 l'll never forget you. l'm gonna call your mama now! 1064 01:24:06,557 --> 01:24:09,458 Get back here, you son of a bitch! l'll kill you. 1065 01:24:09,526 --> 01:24:12,552 l'll kill you, you son of a bitch! l'll kick your ass. 1066 01:24:14,231 --> 01:24:16,722 Other Guy, watch Kimberly. 1067 01:24:16,800 --> 01:24:18,495 Get out of the way! 1068 01:24:18,569 --> 01:24:20,867 Get out of the way! He's going to explode. 1069 01:24:20,938 --> 01:24:24,101 He's going to explode! Get out! 1070 01:24:31,114 --> 01:24:33,582 Good luck, buddy. Good luck. 1071 01:24:44,027 --> 01:24:47,360 J-5, thank God you're all right, buddy. 1072 01:24:56,974 --> 01:24:58,032 J-5! 1073 01:24:58,108 --> 01:25:00,099 J-5, speak to me! 1074 01:25:00,744 --> 01:25:02,735 Don't die, J-5. 1075 01:25:03,113 --> 01:25:07,106 J-5, don't you dare die. 1076 01:25:26,470 --> 01:25:29,303 Minelli, you're going down! 1077 01:25:31,808 --> 01:25:36,541 l'm Kimberly Jonz at the News Center. What happened tonight is very simple. 1078 01:25:36,713 --> 01:25:40,205 Blankman and some other guy in a mask, they were abducted... 1079 01:25:40,283 --> 01:25:44,049 ...along with myself, by Michael Minelli and his band of stooges. 1080 01:25:44,121 --> 01:25:47,522 Luckily, when they fled, Blankman outsmarted them. 1081 01:25:47,591 --> 01:25:49,889 He got away. l don't believe it! 1082 01:25:49,993 --> 01:25:53,190 You better believe it, you diabolical villain. 1083 01:25:53,263 --> 01:25:55,197 Blankman, how did you find me? 1084 01:25:55,265 --> 01:25:58,632 You'll have plenty of time to figure that out, Minelli, in the joint! 1085 01:25:58,702 --> 01:26:00,101 The joint? 1086 01:26:01,038 --> 01:26:02,699 Sammy, shoot them. 1087 01:26:03,240 --> 01:26:05,868 Come on, Sammy. You bad. Shoot me. 1088 01:26:06,243 --> 01:26:08,609 -Shut up! -l didn't tell you something. 1089 01:26:08,679 --> 01:26:13,139 What, l got to paint a target on my ass? Come on. 1090 01:26:15,852 --> 01:26:17,285 My God, he shot me. 1091 01:26:17,354 --> 01:26:21,290 l tried to tell you. Only my costume's bulletproof. 1092 01:26:24,494 --> 01:26:27,088 Okay, Minelli. The jig is up. 1093 01:26:27,764 --> 01:26:30,358 lt's time for you to pay the piper. 1094 01:26:30,434 --> 01:26:33,267 Get ready to rumble! 1095 01:26:42,012 --> 01:26:44,310 My painting! Sammy, get him! 1096 01:26:53,557 --> 01:26:54,888 Blankman! 1097 01:26:56,493 --> 01:27:00,293 You brought the nunchakus. Thanks, Other Guy. 1098 01:27:25,956 --> 01:27:28,857 l've had all l can take from you, Blankman. 1099 01:27:29,926 --> 01:27:30,984 Hi. 1100 01:27:33,263 --> 01:27:34,287 Did l do that? 1101 01:27:34,364 --> 01:27:38,824 lt doesn't matter, l'm gonna tear you apart with my bare hands. Come here! 1102 01:27:40,437 --> 01:27:41,768 -Get up. -Damn it! 1103 01:28:00,323 --> 01:28:01,312 Kevin! 1104 01:28:01,758 --> 01:28:05,922 Blankman, it seems every time we get together somebody dies. 1105 01:28:07,497 --> 01:28:09,965 Say goodbye to Other Guy. 1106 01:28:10,500 --> 01:28:11,592 Oh, yeah? 1107 01:28:31,388 --> 01:28:33,856 All right! l give up! 1108 01:28:33,924 --> 01:28:37,587 You should have thought about that when you killed my grandmother! 1109 01:28:55,178 --> 01:28:58,545 That's right, Minelli. We got a nice, cold jail cell... 1110 01:28:58,615 --> 01:29:02,051 ...all warmed up for you. You're not going anywhere. 1111 01:29:02,118 --> 01:29:04,780 l'll see you in 20 years, Minelli. 1112 01:29:08,458 --> 01:29:09,857 We did it, Other Guy! 1113 01:29:09,926 --> 01:29:11,416 Blankman! Damn! 1114 01:29:14,831 --> 01:29:19,291 Earlier today, thousands showed up for a ticker-tape parade to honor... 1115 01:29:19,369 --> 01:29:21,837 ...its newest hero and his unnamed friend. 1116 01:29:22,138 --> 01:29:25,801 Later, the Mayor addressed the hearty crowd on the steps of city hall... 1117 01:29:25,876 --> 01:29:28,436 ...giving Blankman a special award. 1118 01:29:28,511 --> 01:29:30,604 l present you, Blankman... 1119 01:29:31,047 --> 01:29:34,881 ...the Harris Award for outstanding community service. 1120 01:29:35,986 --> 01:29:37,317 Thank you. 1121 01:29:42,425 --> 01:29:44,916 And you, Other Guy... 1122 01:29:45,528 --> 01:29:50,465 ...this really cool Blankman T-shirt. Let's hear it for these fine people. 1123 01:29:50,533 --> 01:29:54,765 That was the scene a few hours ago here at the administration building... 1124 01:29:54,871 --> 01:29:59,205 ...when a grateful city said thank you to a man who has renewed its spirits. 1125 01:29:59,276 --> 01:30:03,235 The crowds may have gone, but the memory of this will last a lifetime. 1126 01:30:03,313 --> 01:30:06,840 Live from city hall, l'm Kimberly Jonz saying good night. 1127 01:30:08,451 --> 01:30:10,749 Kevin, this is not such a great idea. 1128 01:30:10,820 --> 01:30:14,381 What if she doesn't like me? What if she laughs right in my face? 1129 01:30:15,292 --> 01:30:18,284 She's madly in love with you. Why, l don't know. 1130 01:30:18,361 --> 01:30:21,762 -She's in love with Blankman. -Just tell her you're Blankman. 1131 01:30:21,831 --> 01:30:24,026 And really break her heart! 1132 01:30:24,100 --> 01:30:27,900 We promised that we're supposed to meet her after the parade. 1133 01:30:27,971 --> 01:30:30,166 Now don't embarrass me. Go on. 1134 01:30:33,543 --> 01:30:34,908 -Kimberly. -Kevin. 1135 01:30:34,978 --> 01:30:37,503 -This is my brother, Darryl. -Darryl. 1136 01:30:37,580 --> 01:30:40,174 lt's nice to finally get to meet you. 1137 01:30:40,317 --> 01:30:43,775 l can't get over this feeling that l've met you before. 1138 01:30:45,055 --> 01:30:48,354 So, l guess they had a big parade today for that... 1139 01:30:48,725 --> 01:30:50,955 ...super-guy, what's his name? 1140 01:30:51,027 --> 01:30:53,655 His name is Blankman. He saved my life. 1141 01:30:54,297 --> 01:30:57,733 He's probably a big loser without that flashy costume. 1142 01:30:58,001 --> 01:31:00,128 He's definitely not a loser. 1143 01:31:01,571 --> 01:31:03,334 -A purse-snatcher! -Where? 1144 01:31:03,406 --> 01:31:05,431 That's a job for Blankman! 1145 01:31:07,577 --> 01:31:08,908 You know? 1146 01:31:12,048 --> 01:31:15,108 Well, actually there's only one way to be sure. 1147 01:31:33,837 --> 01:31:36,806 What did you do to him? Darryl, speak to me. 1148 01:31:36,873 --> 01:31:39,171 Don't touch me, don't touch me. 88647