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Nice playing, Will.
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Thanks.
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How you getting up there?
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- Going by bus.
- How long's that?
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It's... five, six hours.
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- How about some food?
- No, I'm good. I'll see you.
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- One to Knight's Ridge.
- One-way or round trip?
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- One-way. How much is that?
- $48.
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There you go.
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OK. Gate 62. That way and turn right.
Have a good trip.
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That's it.
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Oh, shit.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- Here you go.
- Thanks.
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No 'buca. What's the matter?
No Sambuca this time?
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- It's five in the morning, Kev.
- Is that too late or too early?
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You guys done for the night?
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- Yeah.
- Big storm.
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- I didn't have any styrofoam.
- That's OK. I'll bring 'em back.
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- OK.
- OK.
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- Bye, Kev.
- Yeah.
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- I'll see you.
- Bye.
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- What?
- The styrofoam thing creases me.
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- What are you talking about?
- First storm,
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you'd think she'd get
some styrofoam cups for, like, $1.99.
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- I'll return the mugs this time.
- Shut your fucking hole.
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- The chick's married, Tommy.
- No shit.
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- She's not home.
- Where is she?
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- Banging that guy.
- Buddy, she's sleeping.
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I'll bet $20 she's banging that guy.
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- Bad bet.
- Bad bet? Why?
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Either way, you lose.
If you win, she's bangin' him.
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If you lose, you lose 20 bucks.
Not a smart bet.
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- I can't believe her.
- You really think she is?
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- I know.
- The meat cutter?
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Yes. The fucking meat cutter.
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What future can she have?
He cuts meat!
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- You plough snow.
- At least meat you can eat.
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- Why is he here?
- He's an employee.
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All right. I'm outta here.
I'll see you at home.
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- Don't go by Jan's.
- I'm not.
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- Hey.
- You sand my lots?
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- Yeah. Don't go by there.
- I'm not. Just get my lots.
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- He's going by there.
- Without a doubt.
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- Do I got anything in my 'stache?
- You're clean.
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Willie!
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- Willie!
- Hey, Mo!
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- How you doing, man?
- All right. Good to see you.
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- Good to be back?
- I've been back four minutes.
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- You remember Cheryl and Michael Jr.?
- Wow, Mo, they're...
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cute.
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- Yeah. You still seeing that chick?
- What do you mean by seeing?
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- You're not engaged?
- No.
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Well, it's been... what, a year?
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11 months, living together for six.
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- She hasn't put pressure on you?
- Depends what you mean by pressure.
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Hey, kids.
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- Hey, you psyched for the reunion?
- Oh, yeah.
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- It's great to be back.
- The gang back together.
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- Everybody's coming?
- Oh, yeah, everybody.
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I can't wait to show you the house.
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Come over for brunch.
Sarah'll make her waffles.
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- Great. Thanks for the ride.
- No problem. You OK with this?
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Yeah, I'm OK. I'm fine.
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I'm glad you're home, man.
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- All right, see you.
- See you soon.
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- See you, kids.
- Bye!
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- Hey, kids. Who wants ice cream?
- Me!
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Hello, Dad.
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- When did you get in?
- Just now. Mo picked me up.
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- Got a lot of bags. Staying long?
- I don't know.
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There's golf on TV.
Would you like to watch some golf?
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Sure.
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Why don't you put your bags upstairs
and come down and watch some golf?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Hey!
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Oh, man!
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- You just getting up?
- Oh, yeah, man.
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- Wild night. I got wrecked.
- Yeah?
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- You gonna be home long?
- I don't know. We'll see.
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- You see Dad?
- Yeah. We're gonna watch some golf.
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- You missed a hell of a storm.
- Yeah.
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Hey, when did the Ryans move out?
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Ryans? I don't know. Last year.
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Who moved in?
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I don't know.
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- They got a kid?
- Do they? I don't know.
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Yeah, I think so. They got a kid.
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Yeah, I'm gonna take a dump, man.
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- Hey! Willie C! What's up?
- Paulie.
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- You remember Elle MacPherson?
- How you doin'?
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Jan's banging some meat cutter.
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- It started a month ago.
- I heard you got the ultimatum.
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Fuck that.
What right does she have to do that?
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- You've been going out seven years.
- So what's the big deal?
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- How old is Jan?
- Don't start with me...
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- She's 27.
- 27. Maybe she wants to have kids.
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So what? I wanna have kids, too,
but what's the rush?
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Kathy Lee Gifford just had a kid
and she's 45.
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- So who's this guy?
- Victor the meat cutter.
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You ready to puke? This guy's 40,
divorced and has three kids.
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So there's no way
she's getting sperm from him.
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Exactly. I knew you'd understand.
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You wanna know what really
creases me? Jan's a vegetarian.
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- Right.
- You see the hypocrisy?
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Jan's a vegetarian.
He's a meat cutter.
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Oh, wow!
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How can she live
with a man who stinks of brisket?
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Show time is 12:30
here on Sports Central.
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- You're saying six...?
- Six speakers.
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- Hey, look who's here.
- Hey! What's up?
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- Hey!
- It's Sharon. She's sleeping.
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Listen, I'll see you in a minute.
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All right.
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- Hey.
- Yeah?
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- It's good to see you.
- Good to see you.
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Jesus.
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You still seeing that chick?
The lawyer?
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- Tracy, yeah.
- Tracy? What's goin' on?
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- She's great.
- And?
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- What?
- What's the deal?
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- We're going through this stage...
- They're all sisters. Trust me.
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It's one big conspiracy.
Leave it alone.
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- You been playing piano?
- Yeah. Nothing steady.
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- Good money?
- How they doing?
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All he ever thinks about
is Darian Smalls.
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- Come on! Still?
- Nothing changes around here, Will.
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Every time Sharon sees Birdy
thinking about Darian,
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it's another pound
when she looks in the mirror.
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Have you seen her?
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She's like one of those kids
Sally Struthers feeds paste to.
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- We need models.
- What?
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They're beautiful, rich, you don't
have to spend much time with them.
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Fuckers that date models,
they got it made.
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My next girlfriend's
gonna be a six-foot-tall model.
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Definitely.
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A big one.
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- Models.
- I like those chicks.
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Don't shovel much, do you?
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- What makes you say that?
- Your technique, it's sloppy.
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- You live in a city or warm climate.
- City.
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You grew up here?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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- Don't visit much?
- Nope.
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- Mom dead?
- You a cop?
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No.
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Yeah, my mother's dead.
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I knew it. Your dad's
kind of a sad guy.
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Your brother is kind of missing that
thing that having a mom gives you.
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It's a lonely house you got.
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What's your name?
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- Marty.
- As in Martha?
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As in Marty, named for a grandfather
I never even knew - Martin.
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So now I'm Marty.
Just Marty. A girl named Marty.
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It is the bane of my existence.
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- How old are you?
- 13, but I'm an old soul.
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So why did you come back?
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Well...
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My high school reunion.
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- Heavy.
- Yeah.
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- So what's your name?
- Willie.
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Willie, I like your 'burns.
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Thanks.
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- You're kinda cool.
- How do you mean?
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I don't know. It's just a call.
You don't think you are?
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I...
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I, um...
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No, I... I think I am.
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You are... I think.
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- Yeah?
- Maybe not.
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I'm gonna go.
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Yeah, I'll see you around...
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Marty.
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Are you Victor?
Excuse me, is your name Victor?
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See who's here?
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- Shit.
- Are you Victor?
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I'm looking for Victor
the meat cutter.
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I hit a cow
and he could slice me some steaks.
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- It's a waste to let it rot.
- You're not funny.
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I'm serious, Jan.
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I don't appreciate you burying my
driveway like some obsessed lunatic.
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- OK. That's fair.
- What do you want?
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- I wanna give you this.
- What is that?
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- It's a rump roast. Come on.
- Paul...
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Come on. At least open it.
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- I really don't think I should.
- Do you believe this?
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See what a man
has to go through for love?
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It's beautiful, Paul. It's lovely.
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- It's brown.
- Champagne. It's the newest thing.
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It's not brown.
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- Champagne? It's beautiful.
- Thank you.
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- So what are you doing?
- I can't take it.
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- Why not?
- I can't.
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- Marry me, Jan.
- No.
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- "No"? Just like that, "no"?
- No.
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- Jesus Christ, Jan!
- You're so selfish.
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Selfish? Let me explain something.
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What's in this box constitutes
30 driveways. Selfish? I think not.
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We're taking some time.
This screws everything up.
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- Paul. What are you doing?
- Chip, cut me some slack.
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- You're making a spectacle.
- It's her fault.
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Jan? Outside.
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- Look, take this ring.
- I got customers, Paul.
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- Jan.
- Paul.
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Take the fucking ring!
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- That's romantic!
- You sucked the romance out.
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This is the desperate act
of a desperate man.
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Only when faced with losing me
do you decide to do this.
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So? I didn't like the alternative.
That's how one comes to a decision.
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Wrong. One comes to a decision
based on what one wants,
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not what one doesn't want, got it?
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I got customers.
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So how's everything at home?
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It's all right. It's a little weird.
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Dad's parked in front of the TV
all the time
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and my mom's clothes
are still hanging in the closet.
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- So what did you do Christmas?
- The tiki lounge gets real busy.
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- Come on. What did you do?
- Went to Pennsylvania with Tracy.
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- Met her parents.
- Was it good?
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- It was all right.
- Right.
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How's Sharon?
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Sharon? She's OK, you know?
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Well, she's actually not that good,
you know...
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What about the other thing,
the other situation?
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Oh, Darian? It's over.
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- It's over?
- I mean it's practically over.
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Wait, it's "practically" over?
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Well, I mean it's... practically over.
It's over.
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Listen, how come you never came down
that weekend? I had the whole thing.
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You know, I got busy and...
I had to stick around, but...
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What about spring?
I'll come see you this spring.
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Now I know
what I'm doing this spring.
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Hey, Stinky Womack re-opened
The Johnson Inn.
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You wanna go by, maybe,
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- grab a beer or something?
- Yeah. Great.
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- Hey, what's up, Tommy? Who's that?
- Hey, Stinky!
237
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Hey, Willie!
238
00:23:01,029 --> 00:23:05,358
Hey, watch the Stinky stuff.
I'm a proprietor now.
239
00:23:05,450 --> 00:23:08,451
- Sorry, Stinky. Nice job!
- Yeah, huh?
240
00:23:08,536 --> 00:23:13,163
We got a new bar,
little fireplace, menu, apps.
241
00:23:13,250 --> 00:23:17,746
- Apps?
- Yeah. Appetisers. We got apps.
242
00:23:17,837 --> 00:23:20,328
He's the proprietor.
He's got the lingo down.
243
00:23:20,423 --> 00:23:21,882
Willie! Willie C!
244
00:23:25,929 --> 00:23:27,720
- What's up?
- What's up?
245
00:23:27,806 --> 00:23:30,427
You all right?
246
00:23:30,517 --> 00:23:32,593
Scoot over.
247
00:23:32,686 --> 00:23:36,055
- What's got him creased?
- This.
248
00:23:36,147 --> 00:23:38,638
- What is it?
- It's a diamond.
249
00:23:43,238 --> 00:23:47,983
- Fuckin' thing's brown.
- It's champagne, the newest thing.
250
00:23:48,076 --> 00:23:50,318
- What?
- It's a trend.
251
00:23:50,412 --> 00:23:53,578
- Frank, two beers.
- You're so uncultured.
252
00:23:53,665 --> 00:23:55,823
Champagne. It's a nice stone, Paul.
253
00:23:55,917 --> 00:24:00,496
I heard about this. They're trying
to create a new market.
254
00:24:00,588 --> 00:24:05,583
Oh, right, yeah. They were calling it
"piss" but weren't moving any units.
255
00:24:05,677 --> 00:24:07,586
- What's with you?
- What?
256
00:24:07,679 --> 00:24:11,511
- How much did you pay?
- What difference does it make?
257
00:24:11,599 --> 00:24:14,173
What difference?
Diamonds are colourless.
258
00:24:14,269 --> 00:24:18,646
You buy a coloured diamond
for a girl you're not even seeing.
259
00:24:18,732 --> 00:24:21,898
- You been eating retard sandwiches.
- I don't need your shit.
260
00:24:21,985 --> 00:24:26,694
- I think you do.
- Fuck you, Mr. High Horse.
261
00:24:26,781 --> 00:24:29,237
You're like a human Geraldo episode.
262
00:24:29,326 --> 00:24:31,781
- What does that mean?
- Guys...
263
00:24:31,870 --> 00:24:35,702
You got one broad destroying her
marriage, one destroying her stomach.
264
00:24:35,790 --> 00:24:38,744
- You just watch hockey.
- Don't push it.
265
00:24:38,835 --> 00:24:42,536
What are you gonna do?
Beat me up after class?
266
00:24:42,630 --> 00:24:45,631
This ain't high school any more.
The legend's dead.
267
00:24:45,717 --> 00:24:48,552
- The legend can still fuck you up.
- Bullshit!
268
00:24:48,636 --> 00:24:50,629
- Paul...
- Butt out, Conway.
269
00:24:50,722 --> 00:24:53,842
Don't waltz in here
with your big city bullshit.
270
00:24:53,933 --> 00:24:55,593
- Fucking loser.
- Faggot.
271
00:24:55,685 --> 00:24:57,345
- Prick.
- Asshole.
272
00:24:57,437 --> 00:25:01,020
Free apps! I got free apps.
273
00:25:02,650 --> 00:25:04,145
What?
274
00:25:10,158 --> 00:25:11,356
Hey!
275
00:25:13,370 --> 00:25:14,780
Willie boy.
276
00:25:16,539 --> 00:25:20,122
- What are you doin'?
- Hanging out.
277
00:25:20,210 --> 00:25:25,797
I like to mash snow, it gives me
a sense of self-satisfaction.
278
00:25:29,094 --> 00:25:32,712
- You got a girlfriend?
- Why do you ask?
279
00:25:33,890 --> 00:25:37,591
I don't know. You're a dude in flux.
280
00:25:37,685 --> 00:25:41,766
You've come back to the house
of loneliness and tears,
281
00:25:41,856 --> 00:25:47,313
to daddy downer and brother bummer,
to come to some decision about life.
282
00:25:47,404 --> 00:25:49,776
A life decision, if you will.
283
00:25:49,864 --> 00:25:53,483
You fancy yourself a perceptive
little thing, don't you?
284
00:25:53,576 --> 00:25:57,526
I don't know about "little".
I'm the tallest girl in my class.
285
00:25:57,622 --> 00:25:59,662
I may grow to be 5' 10".
286
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:03,999
I'll be hot.
287
00:26:05,088 --> 00:26:06,582
Well...
288
00:26:06,673 --> 00:26:11,216
Am I right? Life decision? You
got the full-on Hamlet thing going?
289
00:26:11,302 --> 00:26:14,553
Hamlet? Danish prince,
couldn't make decisions.
290
00:26:14,639 --> 00:26:15,967
Yeah, I know Hamlet.
291
00:26:17,267 --> 00:26:20,102
So, about that girlfriend?
292
00:26:23,773 --> 00:26:25,682
Yeah. Yeah, there is one.
293
00:26:26,985 --> 00:26:30,817
- She want to get married?
- I think so.
294
00:26:30,905 --> 00:26:32,945
- You don't?
- I'm not sure.
295
00:26:33,032 --> 00:26:37,445
- Is she fat?
- No! She's quite nice actually.
296
00:26:37,537 --> 00:26:42,199
- So why don't you marry her?
- I knew I came for a reason!
297
00:26:42,292 --> 00:26:44,201
Thank you.
298
00:26:44,294 --> 00:26:48,208
- That's OK. Tease the little kid.
- See you around.
299
00:26:51,634 --> 00:26:53,592
See ya.
300
00:27:01,227 --> 00:27:02,603
Sharon?
301
00:27:02,687 --> 00:27:05,522
Sharon? What?
302
00:27:05,607 --> 00:27:10,981
It would be nice if when we were
making love, you'd be thinking of me.
303
00:27:11,070 --> 00:27:14,439
- Huh?
- She's not gonna leave him, Tommy.
304
00:27:16,451 --> 00:27:20,864
I don't know what you're talking
about. I haven't seen her in months.
305
00:27:20,955 --> 00:27:22,948
I am not stupid.
306
00:27:24,626 --> 00:27:26,998
So you wanna end this?
307
00:27:27,086 --> 00:27:30,787
That'd be convenient.
Save you the guilt? I end it?
308
00:27:34,427 --> 00:27:38,092
Let me ask you something.
What do I do?
309
00:27:38,181 --> 00:27:42,179
The best years
of your life were high school,
310
00:27:42,268 --> 00:27:46,811
when you were the king of the hill
and Darian was your girlfriend.
311
00:27:46,898 --> 00:27:50,148
You want all that back.
I can't give that to you.
312
00:27:50,235 --> 00:27:55,193
How do I compete with a life that
is impossible for you to have again?
313
00:27:58,576 --> 00:28:02,704
You're gonna have to break up
with him now.
314
00:28:02,789 --> 00:28:07,202
Getting over him, that's the hard
part. I know. Believe me, I know.
315
00:28:08,378 --> 00:28:11,912
She's right.
At first, you'll have these visions
316
00:28:12,006 --> 00:28:17,926
of you alone, 57, 58,
walking around, your hair in a bun -
317
00:28:18,012 --> 00:28:21,049
maybe you're a librarian -
heating up soup for one
318
00:28:21,140 --> 00:28:23,928
and worrying
about the cobwebs in your womb.
319
00:28:24,018 --> 00:28:28,312
- Gina.
- The visions fade, that's my point.
320
00:28:28,398 --> 00:28:31,315
You will get over him
in about two years.
321
00:28:31,401 --> 00:28:35,979
You'll be 29. It'd be better
if you were 24 now, then you'd be 26,
322
00:28:36,072 --> 00:28:38,112
but we don't choose these things.
323
00:28:38,199 --> 00:28:42,279
- They choose us.
- Exactly. So, 29.
324
00:28:42,370 --> 00:28:45,122
- That's not exactly ancient.
- Not exactly 30.
325
00:28:45,206 --> 00:28:47,697
- Which is good.
- Which is very good.
326
00:28:48,585 --> 00:28:54,457
Look, I know what you're saying
and I know how bad it looks,
327
00:28:54,549 --> 00:29:02,379
but nobody knows what it's like
when it's just the two of us.
328
00:29:02,473 --> 00:29:04,383
I love him.
329
00:29:04,475 --> 00:29:08,722
OK. No, that's fair.
330
00:29:09,689 --> 00:29:11,812
So how is it?
331
00:29:13,943 --> 00:29:19,982
- Lately, it's not so good.
- The man can't commit.
332
00:29:20,074 --> 00:29:21,485
The man can't commit.
333
00:29:22,619 --> 00:29:25,573
Why is it
when a relationship doesn't work out,
334
00:29:25,663 --> 00:29:29,198
we say it's cos they can't commit?
335
00:29:29,292 --> 00:29:33,372
- Shouldn't I take some of the blame?
- No. That is grief talking.
336
00:29:33,463 --> 00:29:37,247
- No way is that Sharon.
- It's a little grief-stricken girl
337
00:29:37,342 --> 00:29:39,465
who looks a lot like Sharon.
338
00:29:39,552 --> 00:29:42,126
I'm still not sure they're broken up.
339
00:29:42,221 --> 00:29:45,175
You're broken up, right?
340
00:29:46,976 --> 00:29:50,926
I don't know.
It's Tommy's birthday next week.
341
00:29:51,022 --> 00:29:53,513
It's on Saturday. I mean...
342
00:29:53,608 --> 00:29:57,143
Maybe if I threw him a party
with all his friends
343
00:29:57,236 --> 00:30:00,487
and we just had a nice time,
just relaxed...
344
00:30:01,616 --> 00:30:05,234
Would you guys help me organise it?
345
00:30:06,829 --> 00:30:08,240
Would you, please?
346
00:30:20,510 --> 00:30:22,052
One more.
347
00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:24,049
One more.
348
00:30:43,908 --> 00:30:48,736
Michael and my father, they both fall
off the boat, right into the lake.
349
00:30:48,830 --> 00:30:52,495
- It was classic.
- He got the picture, though.
350
00:30:52,583 --> 00:30:54,457
It's good.
351
00:30:54,544 --> 00:30:59,704
- So you been working much?
- A few nights, you know.
352
00:30:59,799 --> 00:31:03,464
But I'm actually toying
with the idea of becoming a citizen.
353
00:31:03,553 --> 00:31:05,759
Oh, what do you mean?
354
00:31:05,847 --> 00:31:12,300
Well, I got offered this sales job.
It's got a pretty good base salary,
355
00:31:12,395 --> 00:31:17,555
plus commission and...
I don't know. They'll let me know.
356
00:31:17,650 --> 00:31:20,521
- That sounds great.
- Yeah, it could be.
357
00:31:20,611 --> 00:31:22,154
Yeah.
358
00:31:23,364 --> 00:31:26,863
You... I'm gonna go get the video.
359
00:31:26,951 --> 00:31:31,245
- Of this? See him fall in... Yeah.
- You're gonna love it.
360
00:31:34,500 --> 00:31:35,959
What?
361
00:31:36,878 --> 00:31:39,914
- Are you serious?
- Yeah.
362
00:31:40,006 --> 00:31:41,666
- That's bogus.
- Why?
363
00:31:41,758 --> 00:31:45,672
Cos you get that job, you won't have
any time to play the piano.
364
00:31:45,762 --> 00:31:49,842
Mo, listen, it's not happening.
It's just not happening.
365
00:31:49,932 --> 00:31:53,136
I'm getting older
and I gotta think about the future.
366
00:31:53,227 --> 00:31:56,181
You would be
the worst salesman ever, OK?
367
00:31:56,272 --> 00:32:00,139
I deal with salesmen every day
and you... you are no salesman.
368
00:32:00,234 --> 00:32:03,401
Well, thanks
for the vote of confidence.
369
00:32:03,488 --> 00:32:06,488
What the hell do you know
about office equipment?
370
00:32:06,574 --> 00:32:10,406
What do you know about kids?
You're raising two just fine.
371
00:32:13,498 --> 00:32:15,656
- Dad!
- Sarah?
372
00:32:21,339 --> 00:32:26,084
See these guys?
Husky Pete, Rizzo and Sammy Bean?
373
00:32:26,177 --> 00:32:31,966
They work all day, drink all night
for 40 fucking years.
374
00:32:32,058 --> 00:32:35,261
Two weeks out of the year,
they take a vacation.
375
00:32:35,353 --> 00:32:40,513
What do they do?
Drink all day and drink all night.
376
00:32:40,608 --> 00:32:45,317
Does this little observation
contain anything resembling a point?
377
00:32:45,404 --> 00:32:46,519
Yes, Tom.
378
00:32:47,490 --> 00:32:51,618
If we don't step it up,
we'll wind up just like Husky Pete
379
00:32:51,702 --> 00:32:54,324
and Rizzo and Sammy Bean.
380
00:32:54,872 --> 00:32:56,201
Cool.
381
00:32:57,500 --> 00:32:59,124
Cool?
382
00:33:03,965 --> 00:33:05,957
Holy shit!
383
00:33:06,509 --> 00:33:09,296
- Hi, Frank.
- Hey!
384
00:33:10,721 --> 00:33:12,264
Oh, it's good to see you.
385
00:33:12,348 --> 00:33:15,219
- What is that?
- That is unbelievable.
386
00:33:15,309 --> 00:33:19,473
- Stink, who's the vixen?
- It's my cousin from Chicago.
387
00:33:19,564 --> 00:33:23,264
- No way.
- No way does she share your blood.
388
00:33:23,359 --> 00:33:27,938
Yes, she does, and she is not only
hot, she is also completely cool.
389
00:33:28,030 --> 00:33:31,280
- Unbelievable.
- Does she have a boyfriend?
390
00:33:31,367 --> 00:33:35,696
What do you think? A girl
like that's born with a boyfriend.
391
00:33:37,039 --> 00:33:39,791
I'm gonna go say hi to Stanley.
392
00:33:39,876 --> 00:33:43,458
- Stanley?
- Hey, you.
393
00:33:44,297 --> 00:33:47,666
- Good to see you.
- Good to see you.
394
00:33:47,758 --> 00:33:51,377
I got some friends
I want you to meet. Come here.
395
00:33:52,430 --> 00:33:54,588
Oh, man, this should be fun.
396
00:33:56,475 --> 00:34:00,853
Andera, this is Tommy...
397
00:34:00,938 --> 00:34:03,061
- Kev...
- Hi.
398
00:34:03,149 --> 00:34:05,355
- Paul...
- Hi.
399
00:34:05,443 --> 00:34:07,768
- Willie.
- Guys...
400
00:34:07,862 --> 00:34:09,689
- Hey, Stink.
- I'm sorry. And Mo.
401
00:34:09,780 --> 00:34:12,651
- Hi, Mo.
- Hi.
402
00:34:12,742 --> 00:34:15,114
Guys, Andera.
403
00:34:15,953 --> 00:34:17,613
Hi.
404
00:34:17,705 --> 00:34:20,457
I'll be here if you need me.
405
00:34:20,541 --> 00:34:23,661
So what part of Chicago you from?
406
00:34:23,753 --> 00:34:29,257
- Do you know Chicago?
- Yeah... I know Soldier's Field.
407
00:34:29,342 --> 00:34:31,630
That's a football field.
408
00:34:31,719 --> 00:34:34,471
- She said it.
- So what do you do?
409
00:34:35,806 --> 00:34:41,393
- I'm in advertising.
- Advertising! That's great.
410
00:34:41,479 --> 00:34:44,930
- What do you guys do?
- What do we do?
411
00:34:45,024 --> 00:34:49,816
- Well, Paul and I have...
- ...a business.
412
00:34:49,904 --> 00:34:52,027
- Construction...
- Painting...
413
00:34:52,114 --> 00:34:55,649
- Kevin works for me.
- I work with him.
414
00:34:55,743 --> 00:34:59,159
- Mo works in a textile plant.
- I'm plant manager.
415
00:34:59,246 --> 00:35:01,286
And Willie here's a musician.
416
00:35:01,707 --> 00:35:05,207
- What do you play?
- Piano.
417
00:35:05,294 --> 00:35:07,785
- Would you play something?
- No, no...
418
00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:10,501
- Hey, Will, play something.
- No...
419
00:35:10,591 --> 00:35:12,133
Come on.
420
00:35:12,218 --> 00:35:15,005
- Come on. You never play any more.
- I know.
421
00:35:15,096 --> 00:35:17,135
- He's good.
- I need a shot.
422
00:35:17,223 --> 00:35:21,090
- Do you guys want to do a shot?
- Shots? We love shots.
423
00:35:21,185 --> 00:35:26,772
- Er, woo-woos, melon balls?
- Chicks like num-nums.
424
00:35:26,857 --> 00:35:31,270
- Whiskey.
- Whiskey, yeah. Whiskey it is.
425
00:35:31,362 --> 00:35:33,401
- Stan, six shorts.
- Who's Stan?
426
00:35:33,489 --> 00:35:35,731
You got it.
427
00:35:35,825 --> 00:35:37,983
Thank you.
428
00:35:38,077 --> 00:35:39,536
Gotcha.
429
00:35:39,620 --> 00:35:41,198
Irish.
430
00:35:42,873 --> 00:35:46,823
So, Willie,
you gonna play something or what?
431
00:35:48,379 --> 00:35:50,704
All right. All right.
432
00:35:50,798 --> 00:35:52,209
All right.
433
00:36:08,941 --> 00:36:10,139
Hey, buddy.
434
00:36:10,234 --> 00:36:13,568
Why'd you mention the piano?
We can't compete with that.
435
00:36:13,654 --> 00:36:16,192
Show her how you spread mulch.
That's sexy.
436
00:36:16,282 --> 00:36:20,030
Stinky's cousin. He's related!
437
00:36:36,135 --> 00:36:38,673
What's this song?
438
00:36:38,763 --> 00:36:40,672
You don't know this?
439
00:37:13,005 --> 00:37:14,416
Take it, buddy.
440
00:38:05,808 --> 00:38:09,307
I'm done speaking to both of you, OK?
You're both fucking insane.
441
00:38:09,395 --> 00:38:14,555
You know what your problem is? MTV,
Playboy and Madison fucking Avenue.
442
00:38:14,650 --> 00:38:17,022
Yes. Let me explain something to you.
443
00:38:17,111 --> 00:38:19,483
Girls with big tits have big asses.
444
00:38:19,572 --> 00:38:23,237
Girls with little tits have
little asses. That's how it goes.
445
00:38:23,325 --> 00:38:25,532
God doesn't fuck around. He's fair.
446
00:38:25,619 --> 00:38:27,945
He gave the fatties
big, beautiful tits
447
00:38:28,038 --> 00:38:30,446
and the skinnies
little, tiny niddlers.
448
00:38:30,541 --> 00:38:33,542
It's not my rule.
If you don't like it, call him.
449
00:38:36,589 --> 00:38:38,380
Hey, Mitch.
450
00:38:38,465 --> 00:38:39,794
Thank you.
451
00:38:39,884 --> 00:38:42,339
Oh, guys, look what we have here.
452
00:38:42,428 --> 00:38:45,215
Look. Your favourite.
Oh, you like that?
453
00:38:45,306 --> 00:38:49,173
- I can go with that.
- Nice? Well, it doesn't exist.
454
00:38:49,268 --> 00:38:52,933
Look at the hair.
It's long, flowing - like a river.
455
00:38:53,022 --> 00:38:55,014
Well, it's a fucking weave, OK?
456
00:38:55,107 --> 00:38:58,891
And the tits. Please!
I could hang my overcoat on them.
457
00:38:58,986 --> 00:39:01,607
Tits, by design, were invented
to be suckled by babies.
458
00:39:01,697 --> 00:39:05,777
Yes, they're purely functional.
These are silicone city.
459
00:39:05,868 --> 00:39:08,537
And look - my favourite,
the shaved pubis.
460
00:39:08,621 --> 00:39:12,037
Pubic hair being so unruly and all.
461
00:39:12,124 --> 00:39:15,327
This is a mockery, a sham.
This is bullshit.
462
00:39:16,670 --> 00:39:20,668
Implants, collagen, plastic,
capped teeth, the fat sucked out,
463
00:39:20,758 --> 00:39:23,924
the hair extended,
the nose fixed, the bush shaved...
464
00:39:24,011 --> 00:39:26,798
These are not real women.
They're beauty freaks.
465
00:39:26,889 --> 00:39:29,759
They make us normal women
with our wrinkles,
466
00:39:29,850 --> 00:39:34,179
our puckered boobs - hi, Bob - our
cellulite, feel somehow inadequate.
467
00:39:34,271 --> 00:39:35,979
Well, I don't buy it.
468
00:39:36,065 --> 00:39:40,976
But if you think there's a chance
you could get one of these women,
469
00:39:41,070 --> 00:39:44,984
you don't give us real women
any commitment - it's pathetic.
470
00:39:45,074 --> 00:39:49,617
What do you think you'll do? You'll
end up drooling in some nursing home,
471
00:39:49,703 --> 00:39:52,953
then you'll decide that it's time
to settle down, have kids?!
472
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:55,911
You gonna find a cheerleader?
Charge it, Mitch.
473
00:39:56,001 --> 00:39:58,290
- You're oversimplifying.
- Oh, eat me!
474
00:39:58,379 --> 00:40:02,163
Look at Paul - models on the wall,
dog named Elle MacPherson.
475
00:40:02,258 --> 00:40:05,212
He's insane! He's obsessed.
You're all obsessed.
476
00:40:05,302 --> 00:40:09,300
If you had an ounce of self-esteem,
of self-worth, of self-confidence,
477
00:40:09,390 --> 00:40:14,217
you would realise that as trite as it
may sound, beauty is truly skin deep.
478
00:40:14,311 --> 00:40:18,439
And if you did hook a model,
I guarantee you'd be sick of her.
479
00:40:18,524 --> 00:40:20,813
Yeah, I suppose I'd get sick of her
480
00:40:20,901 --> 00:40:24,104
after about, what, 20 or 30 years?
481
00:40:26,198 --> 00:40:30,410
Get over yourself. Thank you, Mitch.
Say hello to Gertrude.
482
00:40:30,494 --> 00:40:33,828
No matter how perfect the nipple,
how supple the thigh,
483
00:40:33,914 --> 00:40:37,615
unless there's some other shit
going on besides the physical,
484
00:40:37,710 --> 00:40:39,252
it's going to get old, OK?
485
00:40:39,336 --> 00:40:42,290
And you guys have got to get a grip,
486
00:40:42,381 --> 00:40:46,295
otherwise the future
of the human race is in jeopardy.
487
00:40:49,555 --> 00:40:51,014
What was that?
488
00:40:51,098 --> 00:40:52,972
I have to wait for you, Pete?
489
00:40:53,058 --> 00:40:54,766
I don't know.
490
00:40:54,852 --> 00:40:59,597
- Great ass.
- Nice tits. Come on. Let's go.
491
00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:28,959
- Hey.
- What's up?
492
00:41:29,053 --> 00:41:30,879
Nothing.
493
00:41:34,516 --> 00:41:36,556
Who's the guy?
494
00:41:37,394 --> 00:41:43,148
- Andrew Willis. He's in my class.
- Oh. He your boyfriend?
495
00:41:44,318 --> 00:41:46,856
I don't know. I guess. He's OK.
496
00:41:47,654 --> 00:41:49,694
He seemed a little short.
497
00:41:49,782 --> 00:41:53,614
- He's 12 years old, Willie.
- Oh, right.
498
00:41:54,912 --> 00:41:57,663
So, he's not really... Right.
499
00:41:57,748 --> 00:41:59,491
Are you OK?
500
00:41:59,583 --> 00:42:01,623
Yeah. Yeah, I'm... Why?
501
00:42:01,710 --> 00:42:05,922
- You seem a little flavoured today.
- No! No, I'm cool.
502
00:42:06,006 --> 00:42:07,666
Cool.
503
00:42:07,758 --> 00:42:09,169
Yeah.
504
00:42:11,303 --> 00:42:14,090
So, tell me something.
What do you kids...?
505
00:42:14,181 --> 00:42:17,515
What is it you do, kids your age,
on the weekend?
506
00:42:17,601 --> 00:42:21,433
Well, what we've been doing lately
is smoking massive amounts of drugs,
507
00:42:21,522 --> 00:42:24,357
bingeing on Entenmanns
and listening to Pink Floyd.
508
00:42:24,441 --> 00:42:25,604
Really?
509
00:42:25,692 --> 00:42:28,362
You are flavoured today.
510
00:42:30,114 --> 00:42:33,031
- Oh, you're kidding?
- The Entenmanns part was true.
511
00:42:33,117 --> 00:42:36,034
Oh. Wow.
512
00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:40,912
So... you like this guy Andrew?
513
00:42:42,042 --> 00:42:46,669
He's OK. He's into male contraception
which is nice for a change.
514
00:42:47,965 --> 00:42:51,298
Joking.
You really got to chill, Will.
515
00:42:51,385 --> 00:42:53,508
Right. Right.
516
00:42:55,139 --> 00:42:58,009
I'm gonna go inside.
517
00:42:58,100 --> 00:43:01,184
- You sure you're OK?
- I'll be OK.
518
00:43:01,270 --> 00:43:03,013
Good.
519
00:43:05,315 --> 00:43:07,023
Hey, Marty!
520
00:43:07,901 --> 00:43:09,479
Yes?
521
00:43:11,155 --> 00:43:13,906
Ah, forgot what I was going to say.
522
00:43:16,368 --> 00:43:17,910
See you around.
523
00:43:18,912 --> 00:43:20,572
Bye.
524
00:43:24,084 --> 00:43:27,785
- I owe you five bucks, right?
- I think it's more than that.
525
00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:30,916
- This controller's broken.
- Shut up.
526
00:43:31,008 --> 00:43:33,677
- My X button doesn't work.
- You always say that.
527
00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:36,334
It's not fair. Hey, was that Tracy?
528
00:43:36,430 --> 00:43:37,924
Yep.
529
00:43:38,015 --> 00:43:40,054
- Is she hot?
- She's nice.
530
00:43:40,142 --> 00:43:43,309
Ascribe a numerical value -
face, body, personality.
531
00:43:43,395 --> 00:43:45,435
I'm not gonna do that.
532
00:43:45,522 --> 00:43:48,309
- Come on. Do it.
- Don't be vile.
533
00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:51,686
- Grow up. Do it.
- You don't have to.
534
00:43:51,778 --> 00:43:53,855
I don't know, let's see. Face...
535
00:43:53,947 --> 00:43:58,194
- We need a frame of reference.
- I thought I was vile.
536
00:43:58,285 --> 00:44:00,408
- You gotta do it proper.
- Who?
537
00:44:00,496 --> 00:44:02,203
Kelly Norman.
538
00:44:02,289 --> 00:44:06,702
All right. Let's see.
Kelly Norman - face, six;
539
00:44:06,793 --> 00:44:09,581
body, eight and a half;
540
00:44:09,671 --> 00:44:11,581
personality, four.
541
00:44:11,673 --> 00:44:14,627
Yes, sir.
542
00:44:14,718 --> 00:44:17,387
- Jennifer Colton.
- Jennifer Colton?
543
00:44:19,056 --> 00:44:20,799
Face, one;
544
00:44:21,475 --> 00:44:24,429
body, two; personality, three.
545
00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:28,387
- OK, I got it, so...
- Wait!
546
00:44:28,482 --> 00:44:30,937
Carmen Swisher.
547
00:44:31,610 --> 00:44:34,148
- Who?
- Carmen Swisher, man. Porn star.
548
00:44:34,238 --> 00:44:36,729
- I don't know her.
- Yeah, you do.
549
00:44:36,823 --> 00:44:38,483
She's in Fistful Of Vixens.
550
00:44:38,575 --> 00:44:43,368
The one who gets all of her orifices
penetrated by those circus midgets?
551
00:44:43,455 --> 00:44:47,073
Oh shit, that's her?
That's her name? She's good.
552
00:44:47,167 --> 00:44:49,207
- Very talented girl.
- Very talented.
553
00:44:49,294 --> 00:44:50,954
Face, seven;
554
00:44:51,046 --> 00:44:53,584
body, nine and a half...
555
00:44:55,008 --> 00:44:57,926
and personality -
well, the sky's the limit.
556
00:44:59,096 --> 00:45:01,669
Those midgets
got a real kick out of her.
557
00:45:01,765 --> 00:45:03,010
Exactly.
558
00:45:03,100 --> 00:45:05,507
So do Tracy now.
559
00:45:05,602 --> 00:45:07,310
Tracy.
560
00:45:11,024 --> 00:45:14,939
Face - good, solid...
seven and a half.
561
00:45:15,821 --> 00:45:20,447
Body - good, solid...
seven and a half.
562
00:45:21,577 --> 00:45:25,325
Personality - good, solid...
563
00:45:26,873 --> 00:45:28,665
seven and a half.
564
00:45:28,750 --> 00:45:32,166
- Sounds excellent, man.
- When's she coming in?
565
00:45:32,254 --> 00:45:37,461
He has the puck! He shoots,
he scores. Yes! Two nothing.
566
00:45:39,303 --> 00:45:43,596
Tommy, would you mind pulling over?
I have to go to the bathroom.
567
00:45:43,682 --> 00:45:47,217
What? We're gonna be
at the restaurant in five minutes.
568
00:45:47,311 --> 00:45:51,059
No, it's gonna take longer than that.
We could just pull in here.
569
00:45:51,148 --> 00:45:54,268
The VFW? We'll be at the restaurant
in five minutes.
570
00:45:54,359 --> 00:45:57,811
I'm not feeling good.
I just need to go in quick.
571
00:45:57,904 --> 00:46:01,071
Did you eat today?
Did you eat anything?
572
00:46:01,158 --> 00:46:03,364
- I ate.
- What did you eat?
573
00:46:03,452 --> 00:46:07,615
- What did you eat?
- It doesn't matter what I ate.
574
00:46:07,706 --> 00:46:12,083
You never eat, then get stomach pains
and wonder why.
575
00:46:12,169 --> 00:46:15,289
- Cos you didn't eat.
- I did so.
576
00:46:15,380 --> 00:46:17,871
You can't do this.
It's eight o'clock...
577
00:46:17,966 --> 00:46:20,457
- Stop it.
- All right. Forget it.
578
00:46:20,552 --> 00:46:24,253
- Good.
- I'm concerned, that's all.
579
00:46:25,474 --> 00:46:26,553
Surprise!
580
00:46:37,235 --> 00:46:39,691
That's nice.
581
00:46:42,574 --> 00:46:44,982
Happy Birthday, Birdy.
582
00:46:45,077 --> 00:46:49,454
- Did you know?
- I had no idea.
583
00:46:49,539 --> 00:46:51,947
Let's get the party started.
584
00:46:52,042 --> 00:46:53,999
- I'm DJing.
- No.
585
00:46:54,086 --> 00:46:56,493
Paul, no. No Jethro Tull.
586
00:47:02,636 --> 00:47:04,344
Hey, you're looking great.
587
00:47:12,270 --> 00:47:15,271
- He didn't know.
- It was beautiful.
588
00:47:25,033 --> 00:47:27,275
- Second course.
- That's right.
589
00:47:27,369 --> 00:47:30,536
- Yo, what's up, guys?
- What's up, man?
590
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:36,871
Spider, let me explain.
This is my domain.
591
00:47:36,962 --> 00:47:39,038
Let me explain something, my friend.
592
00:47:39,131 --> 00:47:41,538
This is my domain. I don't want...
593
00:47:47,723 --> 00:47:50,474
It ought to be Stinky's - big sign...
594
00:47:50,559 --> 00:47:52,682
Our motto - "Go ugly early".
595
00:47:56,606 --> 00:48:00,141
I like that. Stinky's.
It would look good on the matches.
596
00:48:00,235 --> 00:48:06,819
You know what I was thinking?
We planned all this in the salon...
597
00:48:06,908 --> 00:48:09,660
Congratulations to all of us.
598
00:48:09,745 --> 00:48:12,117
You're happy, I'm happy, Sharon.
599
00:48:30,766 --> 00:48:32,176
Hey, Darian.
600
00:48:33,935 --> 00:48:38,182
- What the fuck is she doing?
- Your boy's fucked now, buddy.
601
00:48:38,273 --> 00:48:42,271
- Holy shit!
- Oh, Christ!
602
00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:46,405
Food for the hungry,
drink for the thirsty...
603
00:48:48,909 --> 00:48:52,278
- Shit.
- The odds just increased.
604
00:48:52,370 --> 00:48:53,995
Fuck, man. Who told her?
605
00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:58,956
It's all right. I'm sure
she's just gonna walk right back out.
606
00:48:59,044 --> 00:49:00,787
Darian.
607
00:49:01,922 --> 00:49:04,543
- Hey.
- Happy birthday.
608
00:49:04,633 --> 00:49:08,677
- That's really nice. Thanks.
- I got this for your birthday.
609
00:49:08,762 --> 00:49:13,969
- I mean this is for you and for me.
- Thanks, guys.
610
00:49:15,435 --> 00:49:18,602
- It's too much.
- Somebody should go over.
611
00:49:18,688 --> 00:49:20,728
You smell good.
612
00:49:21,650 --> 00:49:24,485
- Let's get outta here.
- You wanna go?
613
00:49:24,569 --> 00:49:27,570
- We're going!
- Fine. I'm ready to go.
614
00:49:27,656 --> 00:49:31,238
She polluted the air,
as far as I'm concerned.
615
00:49:31,326 --> 00:49:36,486
- Don't even think twice about it.
- Get home early. Pay the sitter.
616
00:49:37,249 --> 00:49:39,787
- Do you like it?
- I don't know.
617
00:49:39,876 --> 00:49:42,284
- I put the bow on.
- It's really nice.
618
00:49:42,379 --> 00:49:46,044
- Should we do something?
- What?
619
00:49:46,132 --> 00:49:48,172
What the fuck is that?
620
00:49:49,427 --> 00:49:54,588
- I don't understand.
- I have no idea why she's here.
621
00:49:54,683 --> 00:49:57,600
But it's classic Birdman.
622
00:49:57,686 --> 00:50:00,355
It's not funny, but it is true.
623
00:50:19,332 --> 00:50:23,460
- Steven's in New York.
- That's great. Great.
624
00:50:24,588 --> 00:50:27,043
Kristen's with my folks.
625
00:50:27,132 --> 00:50:28,543
Uh-huh.
626
00:50:35,056 --> 00:50:38,093
It was your special night, Tommy.
627
00:50:39,644 --> 00:50:42,218
Why couldn't I share
in your special night?
628
00:50:42,314 --> 00:50:44,437
Because...
629
00:50:44,524 --> 00:50:45,805
Good night, Darian.
630
00:50:48,236 --> 00:50:50,561
I want you to come inside.
631
00:50:50,655 --> 00:50:53,277
I'm not goin' inside.
632
00:50:53,366 --> 00:50:59,535
Come on, Tommy.
I have to give you your real present.
633
00:50:59,623 --> 00:51:03,157
What you gave me is fine, OK?
Darian, come on.
634
00:51:04,377 --> 00:51:06,749
Come on.
635
00:51:06,838 --> 00:51:09,625
You can slip into
something more comfortable.
636
00:51:09,716 --> 00:51:11,459
Like what?
637
00:51:11,551 --> 00:51:13,295
Like me.
638
00:51:25,774 --> 00:51:29,107
- Come on, Darian. I gotta go.
- Come on, Tommy. Grow up.
639
00:51:29,194 --> 00:51:32,230
I gotta go. Just go inside, will you?
640
00:51:33,698 --> 00:51:35,774
Just get out.
641
00:51:44,834 --> 00:51:47,123
We always gotta do this, don't we?
642
00:51:47,212 --> 00:51:49,619
Just go inside.
643
00:51:51,383 --> 00:51:53,459
OK. Fuck it.
644
00:51:57,472 --> 00:51:59,097
Stupid truck.
645
00:52:09,317 --> 00:52:12,520
All I'm saying is
you have this amazing thing,
646
00:52:12,612 --> 00:52:16,740
you got his person with all
that potential, all that future...
647
00:52:16,825 --> 00:52:20,692
This girl... is gonna be amazing.
648
00:52:20,787 --> 00:52:24,785
She's smart,
she's funny... she's hot...
649
00:52:24,874 --> 00:52:27,412
- She's 13!
- I know. Get over it.
650
00:52:27,502 --> 00:52:30,622
It's not a sexual thing. This is...
651
00:52:30,714 --> 00:52:32,753
- I could wait.
- What?
652
00:52:32,841 --> 00:52:37,550
In ten years, she'll be 23,
I'll be 39, it won't be a big deal.
653
00:52:37,637 --> 00:52:40,306
Willie... you're scaring me here.
654
00:52:40,390 --> 00:52:42,632
This girl is gonna be amazing.
655
00:52:44,894 --> 00:52:46,389
Great.
656
00:52:49,858 --> 00:52:54,567
I was actually jealous
of this little kid on a bike,
657
00:52:54,654 --> 00:52:59,482
this short little kid on a bike,
cos he gets to be her age now.
658
00:52:59,576 --> 00:53:03,656
I get to be some vile old man,
like... What's his name?
659
00:53:03,747 --> 00:53:07,614
- Roman Polanski.
- No, like... Nabokov.
660
00:53:07,709 --> 00:53:10,745
Like some Nabokov character.
661
00:53:10,837 --> 00:53:16,211
Like some old fat, hairy, fat,
stinky, putrid man.
662
00:53:16,301 --> 00:53:19,385
And...
663
00:53:19,471 --> 00:53:24,049
I don't know. You just want to say
to her in all sincerity,
664
00:53:24,142 --> 00:53:27,013
"Take me with you when you go."
665
00:53:28,146 --> 00:53:34,599
Willie, the girl was a zygote
when you were in the seventh grade.
666
00:53:37,155 --> 00:53:40,488
So what? What are you saying?
667
00:53:40,575 --> 00:53:44,407
That this is my way
of postponing the inevitable?
668
00:53:44,496 --> 00:53:47,366
My way of saying
I don't wanna grow old?
669
00:53:47,457 --> 00:53:52,285
No, I think it's your way
of saying you don't want to grow up.
670
00:54:01,137 --> 00:54:06,132
I just want something beautiful.
671
00:54:09,646 --> 00:54:12,433
We all want something beautiful.
672
00:54:44,013 --> 00:54:48,806
Hi, Mrs. Cassidy. I know it's late.
I'm sorry. Is Sharon home?
673
00:54:48,893 --> 00:54:52,393
- She's sleeping, Tom.
- Can I see her?
674
00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:55,351
- She's sleeping.
- OK.
675
00:54:56,234 --> 00:55:00,445
I'm sorry. Could you just tell her
that I stopped by?
676
00:55:02,031 --> 00:55:07,406
You should know Sharon put a lot
of planning into tonight, Tom.
677
00:55:10,665 --> 00:55:13,417
Mom, it's all right. Go to bed.
678
00:55:13,960 --> 00:55:15,454
Hey.
679
00:55:15,545 --> 00:55:18,214
I just... I want to apologise.
680
00:55:19,674 --> 00:55:22,082
You don't have to. I'm fine.
681
00:55:22,177 --> 00:55:24,134
I feel that I should explain.
682
00:55:24,220 --> 00:55:28,218
You know what, Tommy?
It's a little late.
683
00:55:31,144 --> 00:55:33,386
Yeah. OK.
684
00:55:42,197 --> 00:55:43,940
All right.
685
00:56:54,227 --> 00:56:56,350
Willie C. What's up?
686
00:56:56,437 --> 00:56:58,513
- Hey, fellas.
- What's goin' on?
687
00:56:59,482 --> 00:57:01,522
You never went home last night?
688
00:57:01,609 --> 00:57:04,812
Came here. Pike is runnin'.
Haven't caught a thing.
689
00:57:04,904 --> 00:57:07,858
- Guess what I did this morning.
- What?
690
00:57:07,949 --> 00:57:12,112
Made a phone call to Stinky's cousin,
the lovely Andera.
691
00:57:12,203 --> 00:57:16,746
- What happened?
- She's going out with me. Thank you.
692
00:57:16,833 --> 00:57:18,706
Like on a date?
693
00:57:19,460 --> 00:57:23,209
We didn't get into specifics.
Jealous?
694
00:57:23,923 --> 00:57:26,924
- Well...
- A little bit.
695
00:57:27,677 --> 00:57:30,631
Come on, Elle. Let's get some air.
696
00:57:38,354 --> 00:57:40,181
Jesus!
697
00:57:41,691 --> 00:57:43,518
Is that Mo?
698
00:57:44,027 --> 00:57:46,185
Fuckin' Mo has got it wired, man.
699
00:57:46,279 --> 00:57:49,280
He's like a retard
that doesn't know any better.
700
00:57:49,365 --> 00:57:53,066
He doesn't desire new experiences,
new women, nothing. Look at him.
701
00:57:53,161 --> 00:57:57,372
He's like the mental patient
that doesn't know he's mental.
702
00:57:57,457 --> 00:58:00,078
So he's perfectly content.
703
00:58:00,168 --> 00:58:04,212
- I gotta go take a piss.
- I'll see you later.
704
00:58:14,766 --> 00:58:15,964
Hey!
705
00:58:17,560 --> 00:58:19,932
I'll see you later.
706
00:58:26,361 --> 00:58:28,519
What the heck are you doing here?
707
00:58:28,613 --> 00:58:32,445
My friends are ice fishing
in the shack over there.
708
00:58:32,533 --> 00:58:34,360
Those guys are your friends?
709
00:58:34,452 --> 00:58:37,239
- You know 'em?
- They're here every Sunday.
710
00:58:37,330 --> 00:58:41,826
We call them the Drunken Dry-heavin'
Cheese-eatin' Outhouse Boys.
711
00:58:41,918 --> 00:58:44,124
They're your friends?
712
00:58:44,212 --> 00:58:47,912
- They're acquaintances, really.
- Right.
713
00:58:49,133 --> 00:58:51,126
- So, where's Scooter?
- Who?
714
00:58:51,219 --> 00:58:55,133
What's his name? Billy? Tiger?
Pookie? The kid on the bike?
715
00:58:55,223 --> 00:58:58,224
- Andrew?
- Andrew, that's it. Where is he?
716
00:58:58,309 --> 00:59:02,058
He dorked out on me.
I'm not into him any more.
717
00:59:02,146 --> 00:59:04,684
Ah. So you got someone new?
718
00:59:10,071 --> 00:59:12,028
Yep. You!
719
00:59:12,865 --> 00:59:13,861
What?
720
00:59:14,700 --> 00:59:17,618
You. You're my new boyfriend.
You up to it?
721
00:59:17,703 --> 00:59:19,328
Oh, I feel faint!
722
00:59:22,959 --> 00:59:24,916
My hero.
723
00:59:27,713 --> 00:59:30,584
So you gonna marry that girl in NYC?
724
00:59:30,675 --> 00:59:32,714
I don't know. Why?
725
00:59:33,845 --> 00:59:36,846
- I don't think you should.
- How come?
726
00:59:36,931 --> 00:59:40,845
You should wait until
you meet someone who excites you.
727
00:59:40,935 --> 00:59:43,391
Well, she may not be out there.
728
00:59:43,479 --> 00:59:47,097
It's like the Wizard of Oz.
It was in your own backyard.
729
00:59:47,191 --> 00:59:49,896
What do you mean?
730
00:59:49,986 --> 00:59:52,441
You. Me and you.
731
00:59:56,451 --> 00:59:59,321
- Really?
- Yep. You don't think?
732
00:59:59,412 --> 01:00:02,662
Well, we have a little age problem.
733
01:00:02,748 --> 01:00:05,666
I know. We're as star-crossed
as Romeo and Juliet.
734
01:00:05,751 --> 01:00:08,325
It's a tragedy
of Elizabethan proportions.
735
01:00:08,421 --> 01:00:10,828
"What light
through yonder window breaks?
736
01:00:10,923 --> 01:00:13,046
"Tis the east
and Juliet is the sun."
737
01:00:19,265 --> 01:00:20,759
- Weird.
- No way.
738
01:00:21,809 --> 01:00:24,431
So, um... So what do we do?
739
01:00:24,520 --> 01:00:28,648
Alas, poor Romeo, we can't do diddly.
You'll go to penitentiary,
740
01:00:28,733 --> 01:00:31,817
I'll be the laughing stock
of the Brownies.
741
01:00:31,903 --> 01:00:35,900
But if your feelings for me are true,
you'll wait.
742
01:00:36,866 --> 01:00:37,945
Wait?
743
01:00:39,410 --> 01:00:42,328
Yep. Wait 5 years.
744
01:00:42,413 --> 01:00:45,948
I'll be 18 and we can walk
through this world together.
745
01:00:50,046 --> 01:00:55,171
- In 5 years you won't remember me.
- William.
746
01:00:55,259 --> 01:00:58,877
I'm formed and you're not.
You have changes to go through.
747
01:00:58,971 --> 01:01:00,881
You'll change.
748
01:01:00,973 --> 01:01:03,464
And I'll be Winnie The Pooh
to your Christopher Robin.
749
01:01:03,559 --> 01:01:07,604
No literary reference left unturned.
How do you figure Pooh?
750
01:01:07,688 --> 01:01:10,559
Christopher Robin outgrew Pooh.
That's how it ended.
751
01:01:10,650 --> 01:01:14,398
He had Pooh when he was a child.
When he matured,
752
01:01:14,487 --> 01:01:18,070
he didn't need him any more.
753
01:01:18,157 --> 01:01:20,944
That's the saddest thing
I ever heard.
754
01:01:21,035 --> 01:01:23,573
Yeah, but it's true.
755
01:01:23,663 --> 01:01:28,123
You don't realise it now,
but you'll be doing some changing.
756
01:01:32,421 --> 01:01:34,663
And...
757
01:01:35,925 --> 01:01:37,752
I can't be a Pooh.
758
01:01:42,265 --> 01:01:46,476
- I think I'll skate away now, Pooh.
- All right, Christopher.
759
01:02:38,821 --> 01:02:42,190
- Hey, Earl.
- Hey, good one!
760
01:02:53,044 --> 01:02:56,543
Sit down here. It's a better view.
761
01:03:04,555 --> 01:03:06,382
So, where are your buddies?
762
01:03:09,268 --> 01:03:11,475
- Huh?
- Your buddies?
763
01:03:11,562 --> 01:03:13,602
Oh, they're gonna be late.
764
01:03:13,689 --> 01:03:16,809
Hi. A bottle
of your best champagne, please.
765
01:03:16,901 --> 01:03:20,151
We don't have a best champagne.
They're all the same.
766
01:03:20,237 --> 01:03:23,238
Thank you. That'll be fine.
767
01:03:29,747 --> 01:03:31,371
You really look nice.
768
01:03:32,500 --> 01:03:35,833
- What is going on?
- What do you mean?
769
01:03:35,920 --> 01:03:38,375
- What are you doing?
- What?
770
01:03:38,464 --> 01:03:42,592
- What's with this Al Capone shit?
- What Al Capone shit?
771
01:03:42,677 --> 01:03:44,420
Who's the girl?
772
01:03:44,512 --> 01:03:47,382
- What girl?
- That girl right over there.
773
01:03:48,891 --> 01:03:51,596
She's... She's my book-keeper.
774
01:03:51,686 --> 01:03:53,310
- Your book-keeper?
- Yes.
775
01:03:53,396 --> 01:03:57,808
- You are full of shit.
- She's very efficient, that girl.
776
01:03:57,900 --> 01:04:03,060
Paul, I'm gonna get up and make
the biggest scene you can imagine.
777
01:04:03,155 --> 01:04:07,200
She's my cousin. We fell out
and we don't speak in public.
778
01:04:07,284 --> 01:04:10,950
- Bye, Paul. I'm leaving.
- All right, all right.
779
01:04:11,038 --> 01:04:13,956
She's my ex-girlfriend.
We broke up after seven years
780
01:04:14,041 --> 01:04:17,457
because she's seeing
that meat cutter over there.
781
01:04:17,545 --> 01:04:21,542
It drives me crazy, OK? And...
782
01:04:21,632 --> 01:04:24,752
I was just showing off.
783
01:04:25,970 --> 01:04:27,962
Why didn't you just tell me?
784
01:04:29,765 --> 01:04:32,221
Just please don't make a scene.
785
01:04:33,185 --> 01:04:36,270
Oh, we'll make a scene.
You don't need this.
786
01:05:26,322 --> 01:05:28,398
Who is that?
787
01:05:28,491 --> 01:05:31,278
- It's Paul.
- No shit.
788
01:05:33,996 --> 01:05:36,036
- Who's the babe?
- I don't know.
789
01:05:36,123 --> 01:05:38,163
She's gorgeous.
790
01:05:38,959 --> 01:05:41,533
Well, not gorgeous like you.
791
01:05:41,629 --> 01:05:44,499
- Gorgeous just the same.
- Can we leave?
792
01:05:44,590 --> 01:05:46,001
Sure.
793
01:06:04,902 --> 01:06:06,100
Fuck!
794
01:06:14,787 --> 01:06:17,029
- Andera, where you goin'?
- Home.
795
01:06:17,122 --> 01:06:20,242
- Why?
- That was for you.
796
01:06:20,334 --> 01:06:23,917
I was trying to help you out.
You're such a knucklehead.
797
01:06:24,004 --> 01:06:27,208
- Come back inside.
- Bye, Paul.
798
01:06:27,299 --> 01:06:29,755
- Andera...
- Bye, Paul.
799
01:06:29,844 --> 01:06:32,714
- Come on.
- Bye, Paul.
800
01:06:32,805 --> 01:06:34,844
I'll call you tomorrow, all right?
801
01:06:35,933 --> 01:06:39,053
- She likes fresh air, you know?
- Sure.
802
01:07:36,535 --> 01:07:40,319
Hey, what you doin' out so late?
803
01:07:41,665 --> 01:07:44,832
I was out with your friend Paul.
804
01:07:46,045 --> 01:07:49,793
He's not my friend,
he lives in my house.
805
01:07:49,882 --> 01:07:53,465
I got roaches,
I got termites and I got Paul.
806
01:07:53,552 --> 01:07:56,043
- You need a lift?
- No.
807
01:07:56,138 --> 01:07:59,174
It's nice to be able
to walk after dark.
808
01:07:59,266 --> 01:08:02,849
Yeah, it's one of the few perks
of living here.
809
01:08:02,937 --> 01:08:04,763
It's a good one.
810
01:08:06,106 --> 01:08:11,101
Can I ask a question? How long have
you been with your boyfriend?
811
01:08:11,195 --> 01:08:14,445
- Eight months.
- And it's good?
812
01:08:14,531 --> 01:08:16,191
It's very good.
813
01:08:16,283 --> 01:08:17,861
He makes you happy?
814
01:08:17,952 --> 01:08:19,280
Yeah.
815
01:08:23,248 --> 01:08:28,788
I look for that in a man. The ones
who make me miserable never last.
816
01:08:28,879 --> 01:08:30,208
Right.
817
01:08:30,297 --> 01:08:35,422
There's four words I need to hear
before I go to sleep. Four words.
818
01:08:35,511 --> 01:08:39,343
Good night, sweet girl.
That's all it takes.
819
01:08:40,975 --> 01:08:43,347
I'm easy, I know.
820
01:08:43,435 --> 01:08:48,014
But a guy who can muster up those
words is a guy I'll stay with.
821
01:08:48,107 --> 01:08:51,143
Right. You sure
you don't need a ride?
822
01:08:54,238 --> 01:08:56,989
- Yeah.
- All right.
823
01:08:57,074 --> 01:08:59,779
- See you around.
- I'll see you.
824
01:09:04,623 --> 01:09:07,114
Good night, sweet girl.
825
01:09:21,849 --> 01:09:25,977
I spoke to Jan this morning
and it's obvious she no longer cares.
826
01:09:26,061 --> 01:09:30,106
She ran out of that restaurant
like a maniac, but I guess later,
827
01:09:30,190 --> 01:09:32,812
she realised she didn't give a shit.
828
01:09:32,901 --> 01:09:35,227
Yeah?
829
01:09:35,320 --> 01:09:38,440
I spoke to Tracy.
She's coming up for the reunion.
830
01:09:38,532 --> 01:09:41,153
Is that right?
I gotta meet this Tracy.
831
01:09:43,912 --> 01:09:47,578
- You got to take this shit down.
- Why?
832
01:09:47,666 --> 01:09:51,913
- You're like a serial killer.
- Don't cap on my supermodels.
833
01:09:52,004 --> 01:09:54,293
- Leave it alone.
- It's creepy.
834
01:09:54,381 --> 01:09:56,588
Look who's talking,
Mr. Jerry Lee Lewis.
835
01:09:56,675 --> 01:09:58,834
Oh, fucking Mo!
836
01:09:58,927 --> 01:10:02,842
I don't judge. If she can cut
her own food, she's fair game.
837
01:10:02,931 --> 01:10:09,136
OK. All I'm saying is you got to take
all this down because it's creepy...
838
01:10:09,229 --> 01:10:14,472
Look. The supermodel's a beautiful
girl, Will. She can make you dizzy,
839
01:10:14,568 --> 01:10:16,774
like you've been drinking
Jack all morning.
840
01:10:16,862 --> 01:10:21,026
She can make you feel high for the
greatest commodity known to man -
841
01:10:21,116 --> 01:10:23,524
promise, the promise of a better day,
842
01:10:23,619 --> 01:10:25,492
the promise of a greater hope,
843
01:10:25,579 --> 01:10:27,453
the promise of a new tomorrow.
844
01:10:27,539 --> 01:10:32,581
This particular ore can be found
in the gait of a beautiful girl -
845
01:10:32,669 --> 01:10:35,836
in her smile, in her soul,
846
01:10:35,923 --> 01:10:39,623
in the way she makes every rotten
thing about life seem OK.
847
01:10:40,761 --> 01:10:44,806
The supermodels, Willie? That's all
they are - bottled promise.
848
01:10:45,933 --> 01:10:49,099
Scenes from a new day,
hope in stiletto heels.
849
01:10:51,688 --> 01:10:57,857
I am now going to
check your freezer for human heads.
850
01:10:58,529 --> 01:11:02,443
A beautiful girl's all-powerful
and that is as good as love.
851
01:11:02,533 --> 01:11:04,110
That's as good as love.
852
01:11:05,327 --> 01:11:06,572
It's...
853
01:11:06,662 --> 01:11:13,281
just that I gotta think
beyond a couple times a week.
854
01:11:13,377 --> 01:11:16,580
I feel like
the biggest scumbag on earth
855
01:11:16,672 --> 01:11:19,210
every time
I see your kid smiling at me.
856
01:11:19,299 --> 01:11:21,209
Look, Mommy.
857
01:11:22,344 --> 01:11:23,719
That's nice, honey.
858
01:11:24,888 --> 01:11:27,260
It's ridiculous.
859
01:11:27,349 --> 01:11:30,683
It's making me nuts.
It's making you nuts.
860
01:11:30,769 --> 01:11:32,726
Sharon, Steven...
861
01:11:33,814 --> 01:11:37,479
I have worked it
so that he has no idea.
862
01:11:37,568 --> 01:11:40,818
That's cos I don't show up
at your parties drunk.
863
01:11:40,904 --> 01:11:45,613
- Sharon knew way before then.
- Maybe Steve doesn't give a shit.
864
01:11:45,701 --> 01:11:50,778
Tommy, don't try to characterise
my marriage as a bad one.
865
01:11:50,873 --> 01:11:55,369
- I love Steven.
- So why are you fucking me?
866
01:11:55,460 --> 01:11:57,287
I don't know.
867
01:12:00,048 --> 01:12:02,753
But I guess I won't be any more.
868
01:12:03,969 --> 01:12:07,552
No. I guess not.
869
01:12:08,348 --> 01:12:10,388
I wonder how I'll survive.
870
01:12:10,475 --> 01:12:12,100
Oh, please!
871
01:12:19,651 --> 01:12:23,696
I told Steven
the reunion would be a total bore.
872
01:12:23,780 --> 01:12:28,407
And I assume Sharon
won't be accompanying you, right?
873
01:12:28,493 --> 01:12:31,862
No, you've taken care of that.
874
01:12:31,955 --> 01:12:33,782
- Mom.
- What?
875
01:12:51,391 --> 01:12:55,603
OK, sweetie. Come on.
We'll go home, OK?
876
01:12:55,687 --> 01:12:58,059
All right, put the other arm in.
877
01:12:58,148 --> 01:13:00,188
OK. Very good.
878
01:13:02,819 --> 01:13:08,110
Look. It'll be great.
We'll be there alone.
879
01:13:08,200 --> 01:13:10,821
It'll be just like the old days.
880
01:13:13,872 --> 01:13:19,542
And we'll see if you really
just broke up with me or not.
881
01:13:19,628 --> 01:13:21,419
Let's go, honey.
882
01:13:40,274 --> 01:13:41,768
Hey.
883
01:13:42,901 --> 01:13:46,317
How you doin'?
Want some wine to warm you up?
884
01:13:46,405 --> 01:13:47,863
Sure.
885
01:13:52,703 --> 01:13:54,245
Thanks, Stan.
886
01:14:23,734 --> 01:14:27,150
That was nice. Really nice.
887
01:14:28,405 --> 01:14:31,988
Less intense and emotionally
possessed than normal,
888
01:14:32,075 --> 01:14:36,239
but no less effective because
of its pointless colouration.
889
01:14:36,330 --> 01:14:37,954
Excuse me?
890
01:14:38,040 --> 01:14:42,500
My teacher's exact comment after
my first recital - Rhapsody In Blue.
891
01:14:42,586 --> 01:14:44,744
When in doubt, go Gershwin.
892
01:14:45,547 --> 01:14:47,172
You drunk?
893
01:14:48,675 --> 01:14:51,249
I don't know
but you both look beautiful.
894
01:14:53,430 --> 01:14:55,054
So why the sad face?
895
01:14:56,641 --> 01:15:00,971
Job requirement.
Happy piano players work the circus.
896
01:15:01,063 --> 01:15:04,514
I think you Knight's Ridge boys
take the ladies way too seriously.
897
01:15:04,608 --> 01:15:06,731
Only until baseball season starts.
898
01:15:06,818 --> 01:15:11,279
Pitchers and catchers report in
two months, three weeks and six days.
899
01:15:13,742 --> 01:15:16,577
- Wanna go home with me?
- No.
900
01:15:16,661 --> 01:15:21,822
OK, I had to ask. To be honest,
I don't find you at all attractive.
901
01:15:21,917 --> 01:15:23,577
- Really?
- Really.
902
01:15:23,668 --> 01:15:27,452
- So now you wanna go home with me?
- No.
903
01:15:27,547 --> 01:15:31,082
- Well, I tried every angle.
- Job requirement.
904
01:15:31,176 --> 01:15:33,169
Exactly.
905
01:15:34,513 --> 01:15:36,339
Play something else.
906
01:15:36,431 --> 01:15:39,681
You don't like this boozy,
after-hours musician banter?
907
01:15:39,768 --> 01:15:42,176
Can't dance to it.
908
01:15:43,063 --> 01:15:45,221
You'd be surprised.
909
01:15:46,900 --> 01:15:51,977
OK, you've spurned
both my sexual advances,
910
01:15:52,072 --> 01:15:56,900
my attempts at conversation, so I'm
gonna reach into my bag of tricks...
911
01:15:59,496 --> 01:16:02,912
- Wanna go ice fishing?
- I'd love to.
912
01:16:04,418 --> 01:16:05,532
Great.
913
01:16:08,422 --> 01:16:13,083
You know how it is at the beginnings
when you first fall in love?
914
01:16:13,176 --> 01:16:15,632
You can't eat. You can't sleep.
915
01:16:15,720 --> 01:16:21,177
Getting a call from her makes your
day, like seeing a shooting star.
916
01:16:21,268 --> 01:16:26,226
- It's the best.
- But inevitably, it goes away.
917
01:16:26,314 --> 01:16:28,936
So, this is my thing, you see.
918
01:16:29,025 --> 01:16:33,652
Why get married now? Why not have
two, three more of those beginnings
919
01:16:33,738 --> 01:16:36,823
before I settle into the big fade?
920
01:16:36,908 --> 01:16:40,776
The big fade?
That's an awful way to put it.
921
01:16:41,913 --> 01:16:46,622
- She's coming tomorrow.
- That's obvious.
922
01:16:46,710 --> 01:16:51,668
I got no feeling about that. I got a
feeling of overwhelming ambivalence.
923
01:16:51,756 --> 01:16:56,134
But I would rather dread her arrival
than not give a shit.
924
01:16:58,638 --> 01:17:04,012
It's amazing that there's a guy
that gets to do things with you.
925
01:17:04,102 --> 01:17:07,471
He gets to make you happy,
spend evenings with you...
926
01:17:07,564 --> 01:17:10,055
Make me martinis,
listen to Van Morrison...
927
01:17:10,150 --> 01:17:13,566
- Smell your skin...
- ...after a day at the beach.
928
01:17:13,653 --> 01:17:17,105
- And read the papers...
- ...on a Sunday morning.
929
01:17:17,199 --> 01:17:21,576
A rainy Sunday morning. And pepper
your belly with baby kisses.
930
01:17:24,372 --> 01:17:26,080
Sorry...
931
01:17:28,126 --> 01:17:32,539
There's a guy out there that
thinks the same thing about Tracy.
932
01:17:33,340 --> 01:17:37,966
He's jealous of you,
you getting to do all that with her.
933
01:17:41,389 --> 01:17:45,719
Can you think of anything better than
making love to an attractive stranger
934
01:17:45,810 --> 01:17:49,891
on a frozen lake with
just an oil light to guide your way?
935
01:17:50,607 --> 01:17:53,063
Can you think of anything better?
936
01:17:53,151 --> 01:17:55,310
Going back to Chicago.
937
01:17:55,403 --> 01:17:59,982
Ice-cold martini. Van Morrison.
938
01:18:02,536 --> 01:18:04,409
Sunday papers. Got you.
939
01:18:06,623 --> 01:18:08,034
I gotta go.
940
01:18:12,629 --> 01:18:14,040
Hey.
941
01:18:15,131 --> 01:18:17,705
Why do I feel
like I'll never see you again?
942
01:18:18,760 --> 01:18:20,966
You'll see me again, Willie.
943
01:18:29,980 --> 01:18:31,390
Damn.
944
01:19:04,097 --> 01:19:05,840
Hi.
945
01:19:18,945 --> 01:19:20,487
You look awful.
946
01:19:21,615 --> 01:19:25,066
- I've been drunk for two weeks.
- Nice.
947
01:19:27,037 --> 01:19:31,699
- How was it, the drive?
- The roads were awful. Sheet ice.
948
01:19:31,791 --> 01:19:33,867
You got here safe.
I'll make you some tea.
949
01:19:40,091 --> 01:19:44,255
That was delicious.
Really superb, Tracy.
950
01:19:44,346 --> 01:19:46,837
- Thank you.
- The fact that you can cook,
951
01:19:46,931 --> 01:19:49,885
rolled into the fact
that you're a successful lawyer
952
01:19:49,976 --> 01:19:54,306
and the fact that you are stunning
to look at, just makes me insane.
953
01:19:56,650 --> 01:19:58,227
Bobby!
954
01:19:59,361 --> 01:20:01,187
I'm flattered, Bobby.
955
01:20:02,739 --> 01:20:04,778
It really was superb, Tracy.
956
01:20:06,660 --> 01:20:09,910
- All right, we're gonna shower...
- Why?
957
01:20:09,996 --> 01:20:13,330
We're going over to Mo's
for a pre-bash thing. Why?
958
01:20:13,416 --> 01:20:15,990
You want to shower first or should I?
959
01:20:16,086 --> 01:20:19,585
Why don't you shower first, Will?
960
01:20:19,673 --> 01:20:23,540
We can take the rest
of the time to bond.
961
01:20:23,635 --> 01:20:27,051
- Go ahead. I'll be fine.
- Superb.
962
01:20:28,723 --> 01:20:30,431
It really was superb, Tracy.
963
01:20:50,453 --> 01:20:51,485
Hey!
964
01:20:55,792 --> 01:20:58,663
Romeo And Juliet,
the dyslexic version.
965
01:21:00,213 --> 01:21:04,045
- What are you doing?
- Another exciting Saturday night.
966
01:21:04,134 --> 01:21:07,419
You got many exciting Saturday nights
in your future.
967
01:21:07,512 --> 01:21:09,968
Yeah. Yeah.
968
01:21:12,767 --> 01:21:16,267
- So your lady's here, huh?
- Yeah.
969
01:21:18,189 --> 01:21:22,602
I saw her. She's really pretty.
970
01:21:23,319 --> 01:21:27,531
She's OK. She's not as pretty
as you, though.
971
01:21:28,450 --> 01:21:31,071
Got that boob thing
going for her, though.
972
01:21:31,161 --> 01:21:34,364
And she can get into R-rated movies.
973
01:21:35,498 --> 01:21:40,540
Two words not in her vocabulary -
"lunch money".
974
01:21:49,429 --> 01:21:51,338
Hey, Marty.
975
01:21:57,061 --> 01:21:59,635
I hope we stay in touch.
976
01:21:59,731 --> 01:22:06,065
Cos I hope to learn
someday about what you're doing.
977
01:22:06,154 --> 01:22:10,531
Cos I think whatever it is,
it'll be amazing.
978
01:22:12,911 --> 01:22:14,535
I really do.
979
01:22:16,623 --> 01:22:18,033
Thank you.
980
01:22:18,124 --> 01:22:19,832
You got it.
981
01:22:33,932 --> 01:22:37,135
- It was great.
- I'm glad you enjoyed it.
982
01:22:37,227 --> 01:22:41,520
- Thank you for coming.
- Trace, we gotta get going.
983
01:22:42,941 --> 01:22:44,483
Bye.
984
01:22:46,903 --> 01:22:51,399
- Take care, now. Be careful!
- Stay warm, guys.
985
01:22:52,992 --> 01:22:54,535
Bye.
986
01:23:01,251 --> 01:23:05,118
It's unbelievable. They haven't liked
anyone since Steve McQueen died.
987
01:23:05,213 --> 01:23:08,498
- You just...
- They're nice.
988
01:23:08,591 --> 01:23:12,589
Nice. They're as far away
from nice as...
989
01:23:12,679 --> 01:23:15,798
If nice is London, they are Tokyo.
990
01:23:15,890 --> 01:23:17,634
OK.
991
01:23:19,811 --> 01:23:21,850
You're nice.
992
01:23:33,783 --> 01:23:35,527
I can't believe you're not gonna go.
993
01:23:35,618 --> 01:23:38,074
I'm laying low. You have fun.
994
01:23:38,162 --> 01:23:41,946
You loved high school. Everybody's
gonna wonder what happened.
995
01:23:42,041 --> 01:23:44,829
So tell them I'm in Geneva,
996
01:23:44,919 --> 01:23:48,703
doing my presentation
on sub-zero water removal.
997
01:23:48,798 --> 01:23:51,336
You just wanna sit here like a loser.
998
01:23:51,426 --> 01:23:55,376
Channel 38's showing
Rich Man, Poor Man - all 12 parts.
999
01:24:00,393 --> 01:24:02,849
- No shit?
- Back to back.
1000
01:24:02,937 --> 01:24:06,520
Holy shit. Fuck!
1001
01:24:07,734 --> 01:24:09,014
Fuck!
1002
01:24:09,110 --> 01:24:14,152
364 nights a year I do dick.
The one night I decide to go out...
1003
01:24:14,240 --> 01:24:16,529
You gotta tape it for me.
1004
01:24:16,618 --> 01:24:19,073
- Can't do it.
- Why not?
1005
01:24:19,162 --> 01:24:21,617
You can't tape Rich Man, Poor Man.
1006
01:24:21,706 --> 01:24:25,704
You gotta watch it with the
commercials just like everybody else.
1007
01:24:27,170 --> 01:24:28,878
That's a good point.
1008
01:24:28,963 --> 01:24:31,205
Falcon Eddie.
1009
01:24:31,299 --> 01:24:35,877
Man, was there ever a more terrifying
screen villain than Falcon Eddie?
1010
01:24:35,970 --> 01:24:37,168
No.
1011
01:24:40,058 --> 01:24:42,430
- You're gonna watch it?
- Yep.
1012
01:24:42,518 --> 01:24:44,891
- All 12 parts?
- Back to back.
1013
01:24:47,941 --> 01:24:49,483
Shit.
1014
01:24:50,610 --> 01:24:54,560
It's a tough call. You're a bastard.
1015
01:24:54,656 --> 01:24:55,901
Yep.
1016
01:24:59,452 --> 01:25:00,863
Oh, shit...
1017
01:25:06,125 --> 01:25:08,165
Don't drink too much punch.
1018
01:25:21,015 --> 01:25:23,055
Stanley, you kill me.
1019
01:25:23,142 --> 01:25:27,639
- How does that work?
- That's not what I practise...
1020
01:25:27,730 --> 01:25:30,352
- You want some more?
- Yeah.
1021
01:25:30,441 --> 01:25:33,810
Tracy. Hey, Paul. You good?
1022
01:25:33,903 --> 01:25:36,939
So, listen... I like this.
1023
01:25:37,031 --> 01:25:38,940
She makes those herself.
1024
01:25:39,033 --> 01:25:41,405
Mohammed, one white wine, please.
1025
01:25:41,494 --> 01:25:45,539
- Willie, she is delightful.
- Delightful? Are you Rex Harrison?
1026
01:25:45,623 --> 01:25:48,410
She's amazing.
What is your malfunction?
1027
01:25:48,501 --> 01:25:53,246
She's smart, she's funny,
she's got a great ass, nice rack...
1028
01:25:53,339 --> 01:25:56,589
- Nice rack.
- She's charming, rich, great ass...
1029
01:25:56,676 --> 01:25:59,712
- You mentioned that.
- It's that good, Will.
1030
01:26:03,891 --> 01:26:06,347
- Hey, Frank?
- Hey, Tommy.
1031
01:26:06,436 --> 01:26:09,353
- Get a Bud?
- Sure.
1032
01:26:26,998 --> 01:26:31,411
- You're beautiful.
- Always room for improvement.
1033
01:26:31,502 --> 01:26:34,954
Do you know who you look like?
Ally Sheedy.
1034
01:26:35,048 --> 01:26:38,463
Do you know Ally Sheedy?
Whatever happened to her?
1035
01:26:38,551 --> 01:26:41,885
She was in The Breakfast Club
with the Estevez brothers.
1036
01:26:41,971 --> 01:26:44,925
- That's right.
- I've never seen her since.
1037
01:26:45,016 --> 01:26:48,266
- Did you ever see Misery?
- No.
1038
01:26:48,352 --> 01:26:53,691
- Cos you remind me of Kathy Bates.
- Oh, don't you say that!
1039
01:26:53,775 --> 01:26:57,642
Did you hear Andera
went back to Chicago?
1040
01:26:57,737 --> 01:27:01,272
She was supposed to stay
for the reunion, but she just left.
1041
01:27:01,365 --> 01:27:03,157
Really?
1042
01:27:04,285 --> 01:27:07,239
What did you do to her in that shack?
1043
01:27:07,330 --> 01:27:10,284
I told you, we just talked.
1044
01:27:10,374 --> 01:27:14,372
- You told her things, didn't you?
- What things?
1045
01:27:14,462 --> 01:27:18,791
- You let her behind the curtain.
- Maybe she missed her boyfriend.
1046
01:27:18,883 --> 01:27:21,718
You let her
behind the curtain. I know.
1047
01:27:21,803 --> 01:27:23,511
Never let 'em behind, Will.
1048
01:27:23,596 --> 01:27:28,472
You never let them see the old man
working the levers of the great Oz.
1049
01:27:28,559 --> 01:27:31,928
They're all sisters, Willie.
They aren't allowed back there.
1050
01:27:32,021 --> 01:27:33,681
They mustn't see.
1051
01:27:36,567 --> 01:27:41,728
Tell me the truth. You stay up nights
thinking about this shit?
1052
01:27:41,823 --> 01:27:44,444
You say it like it's a bad thing.
1053
01:28:06,139 --> 01:28:08,261
Hi, Darian. Good to see you.
1054
01:28:08,349 --> 01:28:09,724
Susan.
1055
01:28:12,228 --> 01:28:15,182
- ...and your last name?
- Smalls.
1056
01:28:19,110 --> 01:28:22,277
Say, didn't you used to be
Darian Smalls?
1057
01:28:22,363 --> 01:28:26,859
- That's right.
- I'm Peter Gropeman. Remember me?
1058
01:28:26,951 --> 01:28:28,326
No.
1059
01:28:29,162 --> 01:28:33,373
I used to have a weight problem.
You called me Peter the Eater.
1060
01:28:33,457 --> 01:28:37,669
- You made me cry in seventh grade.
- I did?
1061
01:28:37,753 --> 01:28:39,580
I'm sorry.
1062
01:28:39,672 --> 01:28:41,961
You here alone?
1063
01:28:44,844 --> 01:28:49,885
- Yeah, I guess I am.
- That's weird. Darian Smalls alone.
1064
01:28:49,974 --> 01:28:52,263
God you were something
in those days.
1065
01:28:52,351 --> 01:28:54,391
You were beautiful.
1066
01:28:55,521 --> 01:28:58,937
But if you don't mind me saying,
mean as a snake.
1067
01:29:00,651 --> 01:29:02,691
You were as mean as a snake.
1068
01:29:20,838 --> 01:29:23,507
Hello, Tom.
1069
01:29:23,591 --> 01:29:25,169
Steve.
1070
01:29:25,259 --> 01:29:28,344
How come you're not at the reunion?
1071
01:29:28,429 --> 01:29:32,343
- Wasn't into it.
- Won't Darian be disappointed?
1072
01:29:34,894 --> 01:29:36,933
- Did she go?
- Yeah.
1073
01:29:37,021 --> 01:29:40,271
- That's nice.
- Can I buy you a drink?
1074
01:29:41,400 --> 01:29:45,268
- No, I got one.
- Come on, Tom. One drink.
1075
01:29:45,363 --> 01:29:48,233
I was just gonna be leaving.
1076
01:29:48,324 --> 01:29:50,151
OK.
1077
01:29:50,993 --> 01:29:54,113
Let me see if I got this straight.
1078
01:29:54,205 --> 01:29:59,199
I can't buy you a drink, but you can
stick your dick into my wife.
1079
01:30:01,796 --> 01:30:04,999
- Frank, shot of rye.
- Two.
1080
01:30:08,302 --> 01:30:11,007
See, I think it's Knight's Ridge.
1081
01:30:11,097 --> 01:30:13,967
Fucking working-class towns, man.
1082
01:30:14,058 --> 01:30:16,893
Girls here see a tool belt,
they get moist.
1083
01:30:16,978 --> 01:30:20,477
I got an extra one
I can lend you, Steve.
1084
01:30:20,564 --> 01:30:24,265
Hook you up
with some vice grips, ratchet...
1085
01:30:24,360 --> 01:30:27,396
Don't fuck with me, man.
1086
01:30:29,365 --> 01:30:33,279
Don't worry about them, either.
This is me and you.
1087
01:30:33,369 --> 01:30:36,619
You know, I don't think it is, Steve.
1088
01:30:36,706 --> 01:30:41,581
You don't strike me as the type
who fights his own battles,
1089
01:30:41,669 --> 01:30:44,623
but I give you
the benefit of the doubt.
1090
01:30:46,424 --> 01:30:52,296
I tell you what. Drink your shot,
go back to your boys,
1091
01:30:52,388 --> 01:30:57,679
play quarters, whatever you frat boys
do and I'll get out of your hair.
1092
01:30:57,768 --> 01:30:59,844
Thanks, Frank.
1093
01:31:22,793 --> 01:31:26,162
- You couldn't leave it alone.
- That's right, mother...
1094
01:31:57,078 --> 01:31:58,987
Fuck. You.
1095
01:32:07,922 --> 01:32:10,839
- Let's go.
- Fuckin' lowlife.
1096
01:32:10,925 --> 01:32:12,798
Fuckin' showed him.
1097
01:32:23,145 --> 01:32:24,260
Shit!
1098
01:32:24,355 --> 01:32:26,312
- Michael!
- What?
1099
01:32:26,399 --> 01:32:31,060
Frank just called.
Tommy got the shit kicked out of him.
1100
01:32:31,153 --> 01:32:32,980
- By who?
- Let's go.
1101
01:32:33,072 --> 01:32:37,983
- I don't think you should.
- Sarah, not now, OK? Come on.
1102
01:32:38,077 --> 01:32:40,782
I'm goin'. Come on.
1103
01:32:43,082 --> 01:32:46,285
- Will? Willie?
- Go.
1104
01:33:01,976 --> 01:33:05,558
- Where is he?
- He didn't want me to call the cops.
1105
01:33:06,689 --> 01:33:08,563
Thanks.
1106
01:33:09,692 --> 01:33:12,693
- Who the fuck did this?
- Calm down, Mo.
1107
01:33:12,778 --> 01:33:15,186
Frank, who did this?
1108
01:33:15,281 --> 01:33:17,772
Rossmore. He and his buddies.
1109
01:33:17,867 --> 01:33:20,274
- Where are you goin'?
- To find Rossmore.
1110
01:33:20,369 --> 01:33:25,327
- Suddenly, he's Charles Bronson.
- Get him to a hospital. Come on.
1111
01:33:35,468 --> 01:33:39,880
It's snowing. I can't believe
I'm gonna have to plough tonight.
1112
01:33:41,265 --> 01:33:43,388
Tommy was sleeping with his wife.
1113
01:33:44,977 --> 01:33:46,471
So?
1114
01:33:48,105 --> 01:33:50,477
It's not like he was that innocent.
1115
01:33:50,566 --> 01:33:53,650
So he deserved that?
You see his face?
1116
01:33:53,736 --> 01:33:56,690
Look, this does present
a moral dilemma.
1117
01:34:02,244 --> 01:34:05,447
All right, fuck him.
Let's lynch the bastard.
1118
01:34:26,769 --> 01:34:28,808
You got a plan?
1119
01:34:32,650 --> 01:34:34,025
No plan.
1120
01:34:34,109 --> 01:34:37,229
- Think he's here?
- I don't know.
1121
01:34:37,905 --> 01:34:40,859
- Fucking douchebag, man.
- Easy, Mo.
1122
01:34:40,950 --> 01:34:42,989
Take it easy.
1123
01:34:43,536 --> 01:34:47,236
You fuck with my friend,
you fuck with me!
1124
01:34:47,331 --> 01:34:52,076
Beat up my friend, you beat up me!
You fuck with me, you fuck with you!
1125
01:34:52,169 --> 01:34:55,087
You get mad when you drink,
you don't drink!
1126
01:34:56,382 --> 01:34:59,501
- What are you talking about?
- Don't talk back.
1127
01:35:02,388 --> 01:35:04,427
- What?
- We got company.
1128
01:35:05,391 --> 01:35:08,760
The cavalry has arrived. Assholes.
1129
01:35:22,491 --> 01:35:24,531
Car trouble, fellas?
1130
01:35:27,288 --> 01:35:29,327
I didn't even see you!
1131
01:35:34,169 --> 01:35:37,455
Now, where were we, shithead?
1132
01:35:42,678 --> 01:35:44,884
Daddy, what's going on?
1133
01:35:49,351 --> 01:35:53,266
I'm just trying to save
my family here, man, all right?
1134
01:36:03,157 --> 01:36:06,822
- Just stay away from us, Stevie.
- Come on.
1135
01:36:09,204 --> 01:36:12,538
Hey, darlin', just go back inside.
I'll be right in.
1136
01:36:12,625 --> 01:36:14,332
OK.
1137
01:36:24,219 --> 01:36:27,304
- All right?
- Yeah, let's get outta here.
1138
01:36:31,352 --> 01:36:34,436
Fuckin' kids comin' out and shit...
1139
01:36:34,521 --> 01:36:37,191
- What did you say?
- Just babbling.
1140
01:36:37,274 --> 01:36:38,899
See you, fellas.
1141
01:37:13,268 --> 01:37:15,676
- How is he?
- I don't know.
1142
01:37:15,771 --> 01:37:19,472
- What did they say?
- They didn't say nothin'.
1143
01:37:20,401 --> 01:37:23,604
- How are you?
- You guys do your macho things?
1144
01:37:23,696 --> 01:37:27,740
We just went over
and Mo pushed him around a bit.
1145
01:37:31,787 --> 01:37:38,240
- Did you tell Annie we'd be late?
- Yeah. I told her to sleep over.
1146
01:37:38,335 --> 01:37:43,044
- That was good.
- You OK?
1147
01:37:43,132 --> 01:37:44,923
Yeah.
1148
01:37:45,008 --> 01:37:47,678
- I'm sorry.
- Just don't...
1149
01:37:47,761 --> 01:37:49,801
- I'm sorry.
- I know.
1150
01:37:51,598 --> 01:37:53,342
I love you, baby.
1151
01:37:53,434 --> 01:37:56,351
Miss, would you check
on room 309, please?
1152
01:37:56,437 --> 01:37:59,354
- You haven't heard anything?
- Here we go.
1153
01:38:00,232 --> 01:38:02,805
- Who called her?
- I don't know.
1154
01:38:02,901 --> 01:38:05,143
Who do you think? Me.
1155
01:38:05,237 --> 01:38:08,820
- What's up?
- He's gonna be OK.
1156
01:38:08,907 --> 01:38:13,404
He has a concussion, two broken ribs
and took about 30 stitches.
1157
01:38:13,495 --> 01:38:17,078
- But he's gonna be OK?
- Yeah. He's gonna be fine.
1158
01:38:17,166 --> 01:38:19,835
He said it's snowing
and that somebody should...
1159
01:38:19,918 --> 01:38:22,706
...sand his lots. Got it.
1160
01:38:22,796 --> 01:38:24,872
Go get 'em, Kev.
1161
01:38:24,965 --> 01:38:30,386
- I'll be by tomorrow to say goodbye.
- Wait. Where are you goin'?
1162
01:38:30,471 --> 01:38:32,547
We're going back tomorrow.
1163
01:38:32,639 --> 01:38:34,881
- Just like that?
- Just like that.
1164
01:38:43,525 --> 01:38:45,269
Is the couch OK?
1165
01:38:45,360 --> 01:38:48,527
Yeah, yeah. It's fine.
1166
01:38:49,823 --> 01:38:51,982
Sorry about tonight.
1167
01:38:52,075 --> 01:38:53,902
- I had fun.
- Yeah?
1168
01:38:53,994 --> 01:38:57,363
It's pretty lively around here.
1169
01:38:57,456 --> 01:39:00,457
So how come
you're coming back with me?
1170
01:39:00,542 --> 01:39:03,627
I don't know. Cos I want to.
1171
01:39:06,965 --> 01:39:11,627
- I'm not gonna take that sales job.
- I don't think you should.
1172
01:39:11,720 --> 01:39:16,014
- How come?
- Piano players are sexy.
1173
01:39:16,099 --> 01:39:19,219
Salesmen are uncles.
1174
01:39:19,311 --> 01:39:21,351
And uncles aren't sexy.
1175
01:39:21,438 --> 01:39:23,431
Not usually.
1176
01:39:32,199 --> 01:39:35,449
Wait, wait. This is so weird.
1177
01:39:35,536 --> 01:39:38,157
You've never had sex in here before?
1178
01:39:38,247 --> 01:39:40,738
Not with another person.
1179
01:39:51,051 --> 01:39:52,925
So...
1180
01:39:55,180 --> 01:39:58,596
So how are you holding up?
Are you in pain?
1181
01:39:58,684 --> 01:40:00,392
I'm OK.
1182
01:40:05,065 --> 01:40:07,141
You look nice.
1183
01:40:07,234 --> 01:40:10,852
Thanks. I was on a date.
1184
01:40:14,491 --> 01:40:17,990
- Did you have fun?
- It was OK.
1185
01:40:19,288 --> 01:40:21,114
It's weird.
1186
01:40:23,000 --> 01:40:25,123
What is?
1187
01:40:25,210 --> 01:40:30,038
I'm just lying here
and I'm wondering...
1188
01:40:31,341 --> 01:40:33,464
how I got here, you know?
1189
01:40:35,220 --> 01:40:40,463
I don't mean here,
I mean how I got here...
1190
01:40:40,559 --> 01:40:43,809
How I'm not anything like...
1191
01:40:43,896 --> 01:40:47,146
what I'd hoped that I'd be,
you know?
1192
01:40:55,240 --> 01:41:00,531
I'm not even close to the guy
I thought I'd end up being.
1193
01:41:03,290 --> 01:41:05,911
And it kind of blows.
1194
01:41:06,960 --> 01:41:08,704
You know?
1195
01:41:11,840 --> 01:41:17,083
When I think about that guy
that I thought I was gonna be...
1196
01:41:20,557 --> 01:41:22,514
there's a...
1197
01:41:23,685 --> 01:41:28,643
there's this girl next to him,
with him...
1198
01:41:31,193 --> 01:41:34,194
and I don't know...
1199
01:41:35,822 --> 01:41:38,029
she looks sorta like you.
1200
01:41:40,535 --> 01:41:43,904
- Sorta?
- Exactly.
1201
01:41:46,792 --> 01:41:48,369
Exactly sorta.
1202
01:43:04,619 --> 01:43:06,861
- Hey.
- Hey.
1203
01:43:10,250 --> 01:43:12,290
You look excellent.
1204
01:43:14,629 --> 01:43:16,587
Did you guys fuck up Rossmore?
1205
01:43:16,673 --> 01:43:21,750
No, we put the fear of God into him.
He was a real shit.
1206
01:43:22,929 --> 01:43:27,223
- He had a right to be pissed.
- How's she doing?
1207
01:43:28,602 --> 01:43:30,013
She's fine.
1208
01:43:30,103 --> 01:43:33,353
Yeah. You're not gonna fuck it up
with her, are you?
1209
01:43:36,818 --> 01:43:38,811
What do you think?
1210
01:43:38,904 --> 01:43:44,111
She's one of the good ones. Why
do we always fuck up the good ones?
1211
01:43:45,660 --> 01:43:48,496
I don't know.
I've been pretty successful at it.
1212
01:43:50,499 --> 01:43:53,369
Listen, I just came by
to say goodbye.
1213
01:43:53,460 --> 01:43:56,295
- I'm taking off.
- Taking off?
1214
01:43:56,379 --> 01:43:59,049
- Yeah.
- All right.
1215
01:43:59,132 --> 01:44:02,335
Listen, maybe
I'll come down and visit.
1216
01:44:02,427 --> 01:44:05,381
Yeah, right. Like, what, spring?
1217
01:44:06,681 --> 01:44:08,757
- Spring.
- Spring.
1218
01:44:09,476 --> 01:44:10,674
Hey.
1219
01:44:10,769 --> 01:44:15,265
- Don't be a stranger.
- All right. Take care of each other.
1220
01:44:15,357 --> 01:44:17,599
Right.
1221
01:44:18,527 --> 01:44:22,359
- Surprise!
- Oh, shit!
1222
01:44:23,865 --> 01:44:25,443
- Hey!
- Hey!
1223
01:44:25,534 --> 01:44:29,911
- Tough guy, how you feelin'?
- I've been better. You takin' off?
1224
01:44:29,996 --> 01:44:32,119
Yeah, I'm goin' home.
1225
01:44:32,207 --> 01:44:37,035
- Listen, say goodbye to Sarah.
- Say goodbye to Tracy.
1226
01:44:37,129 --> 01:44:39,620
You figure any of that shit out?
1227
01:44:39,714 --> 01:44:41,956
You know. I'm working on it.
1228
01:44:42,050 --> 01:44:44,126
Good.
1229
01:44:44,219 --> 01:44:47,469
- I better get in there.
- See you soon.
1230
01:44:47,556 --> 01:44:50,260
All right, buddy. I love you, man.
1231
01:44:52,477 --> 01:44:55,264
How you doin', bud?
1232
01:45:03,697 --> 01:45:07,944
- I'm not used to this snow.
- How long is the drive?
1233
01:45:08,034 --> 01:45:11,617
About five or six hours.
If he drives, for sure five...
1234
01:45:13,039 --> 01:45:17,084
- You'll have nice weather.
- It won't be too bad.
1235
01:45:17,169 --> 01:45:19,327
- Here.
- Oh, thank you.
1236
01:45:19,421 --> 01:45:22,208
- Front or back?
- Back is good.
1237
01:45:47,824 --> 01:45:50,576
Word is Jan and Victor
are engaged, Willie.
1238
01:45:50,660 --> 01:45:54,409
- How do you feel?
- She drains me. They're all sisters.
1239
01:45:54,497 --> 01:45:55,992
Each and every one.
1240
01:45:56,082 --> 01:45:58,538
- Yo, Willie boy.
- Hey.
1241
01:45:58,627 --> 01:46:01,830
- So you outta here?
- Yep.
1242
01:46:01,922 --> 01:46:04,045
She is a honey-limbed lovely.
1243
01:46:04,132 --> 01:46:06,006
- Nice meeting you.
- You, too.
1244
01:46:06,092 --> 01:46:08,500
- Have a safe ride.
- Trace.
1245
01:46:09,137 --> 01:46:12,138
This is Marty. Marty, Tracy.
1246
01:46:12,224 --> 01:46:15,094
- Hi, nice to meet you.
- You, too.
1247
01:46:15,185 --> 01:46:19,183
- OK. Take care, big guy.
- Thanks.
1248
01:46:23,985 --> 01:46:25,812
See you.
1249
01:46:30,450 --> 01:46:32,193
- You ready?
- Yeah.
1250
01:46:32,285 --> 01:46:33,696
- Bye.
- Bye.
1251
01:46:39,876 --> 01:46:41,869
Bye, Marty.
1252
01:46:41,962 --> 01:46:44,001
Later, Pooh.
1253
01:47:00,939 --> 01:47:03,097
Come back and see us, Will.
1254
01:47:03,191 --> 01:47:06,975
We'll be right here.
Nothing changes here but the seasons.
1255
01:47:18,623 --> 01:47:20,995
So you're
the little neighbourhood Lolita?
1256
01:47:21,084 --> 01:47:25,034
So you're the alcoholic,
high school buddy shit-for-brains?
1257
01:47:25,338 --> 01:47:28,790
That little girl was cute.
What was her name? Marcy?
1258
01:47:28,883 --> 01:47:30,793
No, no. Marty.
1259
01:47:30,885 --> 01:47:33,721
- Is it Martha?
- No, as in Martin.
1260
01:47:33,805 --> 01:47:37,091
Named after a grandfather
she never even knew.
1261
01:47:40,854 --> 01:47:43,771
- You OK?
- Yeah.
1262
01:47:43,857 --> 01:47:45,730
Yeah, I am.
1263
01:47:45,817 --> 01:47:47,644
Superb.
1264
01:47:58,997 --> 01:48:00,372
Willie C!
1265
01:48:01,333 --> 01:48:03,455
Take care, man.
1266
01:48:03,543 --> 01:48:05,583
Stay cool. Stay cool forever.
1267
01:48:05,670 --> 01:48:07,330
All right, Kev.
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