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- Hey.
- I'm at the gallery, where are you?
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Why would I be at the gallery?
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It's your gallery.
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He's not here either,
by the way.
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- Who?
- Alan Paloma.
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Alan doesn't
go to the openings.
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- He will be at my place later.
- OK, but you're sure he's coming?
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How many times
do we have to go over this?
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- OK, I just need to be sure.
- Just get your ass over here.
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- What about the opening?
- Fuck the opening.
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Watch it!
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Oh, fuck.
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What the hell is wrong with you?
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Holy shit, I'm so sorry.
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- What happened to looking?
- Are you OK?
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What can I do?
Can I call someone?
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This is a custom bike.
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Goddammit!
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Fucking hell.
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This is a custom bike!
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Did you hear what I said?
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- About how expensive it is?
- No, you could've hurt somebody.
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You know how many people are killed in
accidents every year just like this.
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You're trivializing
a very serious issue.
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What is this?
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This is what
you look at right now.
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I'm sorry. I really am.
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OK, fine,
just be careful.
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I will, promise.
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- Be careful.
- I promise.
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Rachel reads
Ryan's raunchy writing.
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Rachel reads
Ryan's raunchy writing.
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Rachel reads
Ryan's raunchy writing.
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Rachel reads
Ryan's raunchy writing.
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Raunchy writing.
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Wr... wr... wr... writing.
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Gavin, get the door!
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Was that the door?
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Julia?
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Gavin!
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Holy shit.
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This is Charlie's apartment?
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Lan, what's up?
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Good to see you.
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Lana, this is my friend, Julia.
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Lana, is one of Charlie's
new friends.
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Mm, not that new.
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So, what, did you meet Charlie
at some stupid art world thing?
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Uh, no.
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Well, yeah, I guess, kind of.
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Lana's a photographer.
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Oh, is that what's
in the portfolio, nudes?
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Not nudes.
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- Here.
- Oh.
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Ignore her, she's an only child.
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Oh, I brought wine.
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- Oh...
- Is that Lana?
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- Hey, Charlie.
- Can you make me a drink?
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What would Charlie drink?
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Literally anything.
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So, what's up with you, Charlie
said something about this play.
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I'm doing a one-man version
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of A Midsummer Night's Dream.
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Doesn't that have a huge cast?
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It did.
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I'm totally reinventing it.
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Jesus! Dim the lights!
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Not for you.
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That woman in there,
watch out for her.
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She's got shark eyes.
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I don't know why Gavin
finds her so amusing.
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She's brain dead.
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Are you and Gavin...
together now?
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He's fun.
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His one-man-show thing
is exciting.
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His one-man-show thing
is not a real thing.
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Anyway, what did you think
about the gallery tonight?
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Come on... tell me.
What did you think?
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That sort of thing
is over my head.
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- Um... it's pretty aggressive.
- Stupid. You can say it.
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I thought it was just me.
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Oh, it is just you.
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People think their shit...
is amazing.
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They're into violence.
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The juxtaposition of America's,
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blah, blah, blah...
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Look, they're just a couple
of party-boy dingbats,
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but they might also be geniuses,
I'm not sure.
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But they are definitely going
to be huge, people love them.
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Stupidity sells, Lana.
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It's... it's why you're poor.
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Speaking of which...
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Hmm...
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What?
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Relax, Lana, it's good.
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I hadn't seen
some of this newer work.
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I like it.
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You hardly looked at it.
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Lana, I don't have to look
at art to know that it's good.
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OK, look...
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This one...
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- Twelve-feet wide, right?
- You think so?
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Yes.
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Alan loves this shit.
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I worked for the man
for four years,
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I know him
better than his wife.
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Let's get some shots.
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Charlie...
two minutes.
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I just wanna get this right.
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Then have a drink.
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We shouldn't have to
do this at a party.
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Can't we just set up a meeting
with him at his gallery?
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Lanny, he doesn't exactly
keep office hours.
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He's not a college professor.
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This, out there,
that's how you do business.
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I'm doing you a favor.
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All right, well,
what do you think?
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What'll Alan like?
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Alan is going to like you.
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So, stop being so worried.
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I just really need
something to give, you know,
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I feel like I'm constantly
on the edge of something.
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I got a call the other day
to shoot photos
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for the city's best cupcakes.
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Work is work.
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They wanna pay me
in cupcake coupons.
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You just need champagne.
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No, I don't, seriously.
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When Alan gets here I wanna have
a serious conversation with him
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about my career,
I can't be wasted.
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You drink... I'll pick your art.
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That a girl.
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Start with that one, I love it.
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Then those two and those.
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These you don't have to
bother with.
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See? Wasn't that easy?
Perfect, done.
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Thanks, seriously, thank you.
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I have something special.
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And I want you to see it,
come on.
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You hung these!
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00:09:09,897 --> 00:09:13,030
Of course, they're good.
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If you're gonna be an artist, you
gotta learn how to play it cool
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when you see your own art.
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Besides, this is
what I wanted to show you.
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Jesus, Charlie!
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This is fucking awesome!
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Don't point a gun at me, ever.
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It's not loaded, is it?
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Of course, it's loaded, Lana.
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I'm not a hypocrite.
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Be careful with that.
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Oh... you think I'm gonna
give myself diabetes.
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OK, give it to me.
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Violence, Lana,
it's called a theme.
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- I'm taking it now.
- No.
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00:10:00,425 --> 00:10:01,949
You're just gonna
leave that out?
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Killjoy.
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00:10:09,521 --> 00:10:11,436
Safe as kittens.
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And just so there are
no misunderstandings...
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There. Now, it's fashion.
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00:10:24,449 --> 00:10:25,668
Hello?
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00:10:26,669 --> 00:10:28,497
Where is everyone?
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- Hello.
- Hey!
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- Look at you.
- I know, I'm a blimp.
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No, way, you look amazing.
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- Yeah.
- You know what's amazing?
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No matter what time I get here, I'm
always the first one to arrive.
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Prettiest fat girl at the party.
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Hi.
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00:10:47,429 --> 00:10:49,083
What are you doing here?
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We can't both miss our opening.
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The girls can close it up.
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00:10:55,742 --> 00:10:57,308
Is that one of Tony's?
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I've been looking
for that painting?
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Wow, sounds like you're gonna be...
super fun tonight.
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I'm trying to sell
that painting, Charlie.
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You shouldn't even be here.
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I need a drink.
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Enjoy the show?
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Hi, I wanted to
introduce myself.
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Yeah, why?
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No one has
a regular beer anymore.
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I'm Lana, we met once before.
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Adrian Tyler's girlfriend.
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No...
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Just a friend of
Charlie's.
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- Filmmaker.
- Photographer.
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Right.
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00:12:03,418 --> 00:12:06,247
Charlie was just
talking about you.
190
00:12:06,290 --> 00:12:09,859
You know...
maybe you could help me out.
191
00:12:12,819 --> 00:12:16,692
Do you think you could get me some
alone time... to talk to Charlie?
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00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:19,129
Why don't you just
talk to her yourself?
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We're business partners, it's...
complicated.
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00:12:22,132 --> 00:12:25,135
No, it's better if you tell her
she should talk to me.
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Tell her you think
it's important.
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00:12:30,532 --> 00:12:32,490
So, Oberon comes out,
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and he's like this
Jersey goombah, right.
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And he's, like,
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"Yo, I met by moonlight,
proud Titania,
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And his wife, Titania,
she's like right out of
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one of these Housewivesshows.
202
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and she's like,
"What? Fucking jealous, Oberon,
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fucking fairies, skip hence,
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I have forsworn
to his fucking bed and company."
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It's all Shakespeare though,
I'm just adding the fuckings.
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No one cares about
your play, Gavin.
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00:13:02,129 --> 00:13:04,566
God, he's so obsessed.
208
00:13:07,047 --> 00:13:11,225
There's really
a little person in there?
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00:13:12,617 --> 00:13:15,011
Yeah, there's a little
person in there.
210
00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:19,059
Pregnant women are so sexy.
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Julia, that's enough.
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00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:23,846
Why don't you have
some more champagne?
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00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:26,893
I'm not drinking
tonight, I'm on a cleanse.
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00:13:26,936 --> 00:13:30,331
- OK, Gavin...
- Hey, Jules, let's go.
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- He's cute.
- Yeah.
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00:13:35,162 --> 00:13:37,468
So is she.
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00:13:37,512 --> 00:13:38,730
Yeah.
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Which one are you fucking?
219
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In which sense of the word?
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Unbelievable.
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00:14:00,927 --> 00:14:02,276
You made it.
222
00:14:02,319 --> 00:14:04,104
It's so great to see you.
223
00:14:06,628 --> 00:14:08,673
You look great.
Have you been working out?
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00:14:10,153 --> 00:14:13,243
Oh! Congratulations!
225
00:14:13,287 --> 00:14:15,028
You ask before you touch.
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00:14:15,071 --> 00:14:17,944
- May I...
- No, no, no, no.
227
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- Go away. Go away.
- But I asked.
228
00:14:21,643 --> 00:14:23,993
- No, no, no.
- OK.
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00:14:25,473 --> 00:14:26,691
That was rude.
230
00:14:26,735 --> 00:14:28,389
Well, it was nice
meeting you both.
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00:14:28,432 --> 00:14:29,738
Oh, thanks.
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00:14:37,441 --> 00:14:39,835
But, you know,
that's just in the first act,
233
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:42,707
but after that...
Lana!
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00:14:42,751 --> 00:14:45,928
- Where the hell have you been?
- Oh, you know, party stuff.
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Walk away, walk away.
236
00:14:48,452 --> 00:14:50,628
Can you just be me for the night
so that I can go home?
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We're too cute
to leave this party.
238
00:14:52,761 --> 00:14:56,591
No. I'm gonna
turn you over to Julia.
239
00:14:56,634 --> 00:14:58,636
Jules, look after this one.
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Make sure she has fun.
241
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Hmm-hmm.
242
00:15:02,989 --> 00:15:04,991
Hmm.
243
00:15:05,034 --> 00:15:07,689
Let's get into some trouble!
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- Trouble?
- Yeah.
245
00:15:09,691 --> 00:15:11,040
This thing Abby said to me,
246
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we literally met
four times already,
247
00:15:12,824 --> 00:15:15,001
and I said, "Well, you must not
have left a big...
248
00:15:15,044 --> 00:15:17,351
You people can't be out here.
249
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This is a common space.
250
00:15:19,483 --> 00:15:23,879
It's a common space,
you can't smoke...
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in a common space.
252
00:15:25,054 --> 00:15:27,535
That's a wild helmet.
253
00:15:29,015 --> 00:15:30,886
Why does it smell like piss?
254
00:15:34,672 --> 00:15:37,284
Are you putting your cigarette
butts out on the carpet?
255
00:15:37,327 --> 00:15:39,416
Is that OK?
You can't do that!
256
00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:41,244
It's carpet, it burns.
257
00:15:43,768 --> 00:15:46,380
See, and then I never again
forgot her name after that.
258
00:15:46,423 --> 00:15:50,036
Excuse me, do you know
where Charlotte is?
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00:15:55,302 --> 00:15:56,390
Ahh...
260
00:15:58,218 --> 00:16:00,133
We should talk to boys.
261
00:16:00,176 --> 00:16:02,483
This is more of, like,
a networking party, you know.
262
00:16:02,526 --> 00:16:05,355
Are there even any boys
to talk to?
263
00:16:05,399 --> 00:16:09,794
Look around.
There are tons of boys here.
264
00:16:09,838 --> 00:16:10,970
Hey, ladies.
265
00:16:12,058 --> 00:16:14,147
Hi. I'm Amesh.
266
00:16:14,190 --> 00:16:15,322
Lana.
267
00:16:15,365 --> 00:16:17,019
Nice to meet you.
268
00:16:17,063 --> 00:16:19,195
- Julia.
- Julia?
269
00:16:20,588 --> 00:16:21,458
A pleasure.
270
00:16:21,502 --> 00:16:22,851
Ohh, not yet.
271
00:16:26,072 --> 00:16:27,334
Right. What do you do, Lana?
272
00:16:27,377 --> 00:16:28,596
She is a photographer.
273
00:16:28,639 --> 00:16:29,901
Mm...
274
00:16:29,945 --> 00:16:31,816
Nudes? Right?
275
00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:33,949
- Exactly, right?
- Not nudes.
276
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:37,605
- Not nudes.
- You should do nudes, there's more money in nudes.
277
00:16:37,648 --> 00:16:40,042
Totally, I've got
five nudes in my office.
278
00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:42,262
Oh, I'm a dentist. Bam!
279
00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:45,656
Come see me.
280
00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:48,442
Seriously, I'd love to
get in your mouth.
281
00:16:53,534 --> 00:16:56,232
How do you feel about
throwing a man off a building?
282
00:16:56,276 --> 00:16:57,842
As like an art-thing?
283
00:16:57,886 --> 00:16:59,757
No, this is a murder-thing.
284
00:16:59,801 --> 00:17:02,543
My new upstairs neighbor just
came down, he's a total loser.
285
00:17:02,586 --> 00:17:05,372
They're trying to turn
the building into a co-op.
286
00:17:05,415 --> 00:17:08,070
Actually, they want to turn the
entire fucking city into a co-op.
287
00:17:08,114 --> 00:17:09,854
They wanna kick me out, Lana.
288
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:14,076
You should do a story on me.
Photoshoot with me.
289
00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:15,164
Uh...
290
00:17:16,818 --> 00:17:20,126
- I was talking to Dennis.
- Why? Why would you do that?
291
00:17:20,169 --> 00:17:23,172
- He was being weird.
- Yeah, he's Dennis.
292
00:17:23,216 --> 00:17:26,654
Well, he says he needs to
talk to you, sounded serious.
293
00:17:26,697 --> 00:17:30,745
Nothing that idiot has to say
is ever serious.
294
00:17:30,788 --> 00:17:33,878
I can't make you have fun
at this party.
295
00:17:33,922 --> 00:17:35,358
I want to but...
296
00:17:35,402 --> 00:17:37,273
don't get caught
in his bullshit, OK.
297
00:17:37,317 --> 00:17:39,188
Doesn't matter, it's over.
298
00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:50,069
So, what do you do, Julia?
299
00:17:51,374 --> 00:17:53,115
Depends on how drunk I get.
300
00:17:56,031 --> 00:17:59,121
I'm a PhD candidate in biology.
301
00:17:59,165 --> 00:18:01,254
Oh, for real?
302
00:18:02,777 --> 00:18:06,694
This is Gavin.
I'm basically his muse.
303
00:18:06,737 --> 00:18:10,480
Kind of like, Amelia Fluga.
304
00:18:10,524 --> 00:18:13,135
I don't know who that is.
305
00:18:13,179 --> 00:18:16,225
I studied coil displays
in mammals.
306
00:18:16,269 --> 00:18:20,316
Oh... well, I find that subject
very interesting.
307
00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:23,363
Most men do.
308
00:18:23,406 --> 00:18:25,104
I study fucking hyenas.
309
00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:27,410
I mean, hyenas who are fucking,
310
00:18:27,454 --> 00:18:29,804
and the females have a penis.
311
00:18:29,847 --> 00:18:31,806
Which is a faux-phallus.
312
00:18:31,849 --> 00:18:34,678
Say that three times fast.
313
00:18:34,722 --> 00:18:36,811
Faux-phallus,
faux-phallus, faux-phallus.
314
00:18:38,726 --> 00:18:41,032
You two should have
your own podcast.
315
00:18:43,339 --> 00:18:44,427
Are you Gavin?
316
00:18:45,602 --> 00:18:47,300
Have we met?
317
00:18:49,084 --> 00:18:50,433
Is there something funny?
318
00:18:52,435 --> 00:18:55,264
This... isn't funny.
319
00:18:57,048 --> 00:18:59,268
You're not gonna
get very far with him that way.
320
00:18:59,312 --> 00:19:03,142
Are you aware that there is smoking
happening in the common spaces?
321
00:19:03,185 --> 00:19:06,145
- Oh, my God, the common spaces!
- Yes, yeah, the common space...
322
00:19:06,188 --> 00:19:09,931
- The hallways, the staircases.
- Jesus-fucking-Christ, what's wrong with you?
323
00:19:09,974 --> 00:19:11,759
No. No, no, Dunley vs. Barr.
324
00:19:11,802 --> 00:19:14,631
I... I'm sorry, what?
325
00:19:14,675 --> 00:19:16,894
2005, civil court case,
New York State.
326
00:19:16,938 --> 00:19:20,507
A private nuisance cause of complaint
can be brought by a tenant
327
00:19:20,550 --> 00:19:22,509
against a landlord,
or another tenant,
328
00:19:22,552 --> 00:19:24,424
for second-hand
smoke conditions inside--
329
00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:28,210
This is a party.
This is a goddamn fucking party.
330
00:19:28,254 --> 00:19:31,866
Have you never been
to a fucking party before?
331
00:19:33,737 --> 00:19:35,870
Mm...
332
00:19:35,913 --> 00:19:38,786
Perfect, Lana, can you
escort this gentlemen out?
333
00:19:38,829 --> 00:19:40,483
OK, now I get it.
334
00:19:40,527 --> 00:19:43,530
You get your friends
to assault me in the street?
335
00:19:43,573 --> 00:19:46,228
- Oh, my God.
- What kind of sick fucks are you?
336
00:19:46,272 --> 00:19:48,274
I... I'm sorry,
what are you talking about?
337
00:19:48,317 --> 00:19:50,276
Do you know this... person?
338
00:19:50,319 --> 00:19:51,625
I kinda ran into him.
339
00:19:53,888 --> 00:19:55,368
Listen...
340
00:19:55,411 --> 00:19:57,021
I'm not turning down the music,
341
00:19:57,065 --> 00:20:00,721
and I'm not ending
my fucking party early.
342
00:20:10,296 --> 00:20:14,735
Your friend has thrown a party
every night this week.
343
00:20:14,778 --> 00:20:16,476
She has people
pissing in the stairwells.
344
00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:19,218
- It's disgusting.
- I totally get it.
345
00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:21,220
Yeah, so what
are we gonna do about it?
346
00:20:21,263 --> 00:20:23,178
Sabotage?
347
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:26,964
OK, the thing is, this is kind of
an important night for Charlie.
348
00:20:27,008 --> 00:20:28,009
Oh...
349
00:20:28,052 --> 00:20:29,619
Oh, it's an important night.
350
00:20:29,663 --> 00:20:31,839
Oh, well, then by all means,
let's piss everywhere.
351
00:20:31,882 --> 00:20:33,449
Let's piss right here
in the kitchen right now.
352
00:20:33,493 --> 00:20:34,537
I'm gonna take a piss.
353
00:20:34,581 --> 00:20:37,671
Thank you, everyone, for coming.
354
00:20:41,065 --> 00:20:45,896
Thank you even more for making tonight
such a huge success at the gallery.
355
00:20:48,029 --> 00:20:50,031
But, most importantly,
356
00:20:50,074 --> 00:20:52,207
I wanna thank you
for all the bad decisions
357
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:53,991
I know you're gonna make
later on tonight.
358
00:20:56,603 --> 00:20:59,606
Oh, and the handgun
in the study...
359
00:21:00,650 --> 00:21:02,217
No need for concern.
360
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,306
I would like to
direct your attention
361
00:21:04,350 --> 00:21:08,441
to our very over-qualified
safety coordinator,
362
00:21:08,484 --> 00:21:10,878
Lana Carter,
ladies and gentlemen.
363
00:21:13,359 --> 00:21:18,581
Anyway, thank you all for being
upstanding and responsible citizens.
364
00:21:21,323 --> 00:21:25,371
Oh, and, know this...
365
00:21:25,414 --> 00:21:28,939
Be good... or be good at it.
366
00:21:28,983 --> 00:21:30,027
Whoo!
367
00:21:30,071 --> 00:21:32,203
Drinks, everybody.
368
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:36,469
Is that a joke?
369
00:21:36,512 --> 00:21:39,080
The gun? No, she's serious.
370
00:21:39,123 --> 00:21:40,647
What is wrong with you people?
371
00:21:40,690 --> 00:21:43,040
It's art.
Charlie owns a gallery.
372
00:21:43,084 --> 00:21:45,782
A loaded gun isn't art,
a loaded gun is dangerous.
373
00:21:45,826 --> 00:21:47,349
Sorry I said anything.
374
00:21:47,393 --> 00:21:48,829
You know how many people die
every year
375
00:21:48,872 --> 00:21:50,657
- from things like that?
- God, you're still here?
376
00:21:50,700 --> 00:21:52,267
It's like the bike thing
all over again.
377
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:54,269
- Are you always like this?
- No. No, no.
378
00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:56,489
You can't turn this
around on me.
379
00:21:56,532 --> 00:21:59,405
I'm actually pretty cool guy.
380
00:21:59,448 --> 00:22:01,711
Yeah, ask anybody.
381
00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:05,933
Well, nobody here... obviously.
382
00:22:07,413 --> 00:22:08,979
It's a party.
383
00:22:09,023 --> 00:22:11,417
People dance, people drink,
people get loud.
384
00:22:11,460 --> 00:22:14,420
- I can't believe you're actually making me defend this.
- So, you agree with me?
385
00:22:14,463 --> 00:22:18,859
No, I'm doing the exact
opposite of agreeing with you.
386
00:22:18,902 --> 00:22:22,123
- People like you can have this city.
- What does that mean?
387
00:22:22,166 --> 00:22:23,733
It means that
you all deserve each other.
388
00:22:23,777 --> 00:22:25,344
You can be self-righteous
with all the other
389
00:22:25,387 --> 00:22:27,128
world-class pricks
that can afford this town.
390
00:22:27,171 --> 00:22:30,218
Yeah, these narcissistic,
sycophantic, pretentious--
391
00:22:30,261 --> 00:22:32,481
Oh, my God,
you're a buzzword factory.
392
00:22:33,874 --> 00:22:37,051
Is there something about me
you particularly hate?
393
00:22:37,094 --> 00:22:38,574
Just go pick on someone else.
394
00:22:41,142 --> 00:22:44,275
Hey, does that work for you?
395
00:22:44,319 --> 00:22:45,668
Nagging?
396
00:22:45,712 --> 00:22:48,018
I mean,
do you get chicks with that?
397
00:22:48,062 --> 00:22:50,543
'Cause my friend, Ando,
you know, he swears by it.
398
00:22:50,586 --> 00:22:53,502
He's practically scraping
the pussy off him, you know.
399
00:22:53,546 --> 00:22:54,590
He's...
400
00:22:56,287 --> 00:22:57,376
Cheers.
401
00:22:57,419 --> 00:22:59,160
Oh, those shoes are hideous!
402
00:23:00,204 --> 00:23:02,772
Hey, I'm Amesh.
403
00:23:02,816 --> 00:23:06,254
Um, do you have a good dentist,
by any chance?
404
00:23:06,297 --> 00:23:08,691
Get off.
405
00:23:08,735 --> 00:23:10,693
Get off!
406
00:23:10,737 --> 00:23:12,216
I'm serious.
407
00:23:12,260 --> 00:23:14,567
This thing's a custom bike.
408
00:23:16,090 --> 00:23:17,352
Where's the helmet?
409
00:23:18,919 --> 00:23:20,660
Where's the... helmet?
410
00:23:32,715 --> 00:23:34,674
It's loud enough, OK.
411
00:23:34,717 --> 00:23:36,980
Other people
live in the building.
412
00:23:44,684 --> 00:23:46,425
Do you like the photos?
413
00:23:46,468 --> 00:23:49,166
It looks like someone I know,
he's a DJ.
414
00:23:51,386 --> 00:23:55,956
His family was evicted from the
apartment they lived in for 20 years,
415
00:23:55,999 --> 00:23:58,654
by developers, so they could
build the Barclays Center.
416
00:24:00,787 --> 00:24:01,831
Hmm...
417
00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:06,270
I saw Jay-Z there.
418
00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:12,625
Shh...
419
00:24:27,074 --> 00:24:29,337
May I please...
420
00:24:31,426 --> 00:24:37,040
I'm asking in my nicest...
sweetest voice.
421
00:24:37,084 --> 00:24:40,087
Please, hand my helmet back.
422
00:24:40,130 --> 00:24:43,525
If you promise to stop
being no fun.
423
00:24:50,750 --> 00:24:56,930
I promise...
to stop being no fun.
424
00:24:59,062 --> 00:25:01,674
Hmm.
425
00:25:05,373 --> 00:25:06,896
Excuse me.
426
00:25:13,424 --> 00:25:14,600
You're welcome.
427
00:25:18,429 --> 00:25:22,738
I got fired up
and your friend is a fucking...
428
00:25:26,133 --> 00:25:27,308
I'm sorry.
429
00:25:28,788 --> 00:25:30,790
I'm angry at the wrong person.
430
00:25:30,833 --> 00:25:33,575
You're not the one treating me
like an asshole.
431
00:25:33,619 --> 00:25:37,666
- You hit me with a car.
- Part of a car.
432
00:25:38,711 --> 00:25:40,016
Fair enough.
433
00:25:45,413 --> 00:25:47,894
Do you have something awful
to say about these, too?
434
00:25:49,417 --> 00:25:51,593
You have the wrong idea
about me.
435
00:25:53,639 --> 00:25:55,292
I like these.
436
00:25:55,336 --> 00:25:57,381
What do you like about them?
437
00:25:57,425 --> 00:26:01,603
I don't know,
I'm not a critic, but there...
438
00:26:01,647 --> 00:26:04,127
There's a humanity here.
439
00:26:05,476 --> 00:26:06,956
They're real people.
440
00:26:08,915 --> 00:26:10,438
It's what I was going for.
441
00:26:11,961 --> 00:26:13,180
You took these?
442
00:26:13,223 --> 00:26:14,964
You're a photographer.
443
00:26:15,008 --> 00:26:16,096
Trying to be.
444
00:26:16,139 --> 00:26:17,924
Well, clearly, you already are.
445
00:26:17,967 --> 00:26:21,014
You can tell that to my boss.
I work at an ad agency.
446
00:26:21,057 --> 00:26:23,364
As a receptionist.
447
00:26:23,407 --> 00:26:26,585
It's not very glamorous,
but the pay is terrible, so...
448
00:26:29,109 --> 00:26:30,197
What do you do?
449
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:31,459
Please, say something boring.
450
00:26:31,502 --> 00:26:33,635
- I'm a firefighter.
- Really?
451
00:26:33,679 --> 00:26:34,897
No.
452
00:26:34,941 --> 00:26:39,336
No, I'm a data scientist.
453
00:26:39,380 --> 00:26:43,514
Which means we use, um,
a bunch of collected data
454
00:26:43,558 --> 00:26:47,997
to use to make
predictive formulas for, uh...
455
00:26:48,041 --> 00:26:50,130
It's really way more
interesting than it sounds.
456
00:26:50,173 --> 00:26:52,306
I hope so.
457
00:26:55,701 --> 00:26:58,007
Now, we have to a figure out
a way to apologize.
458
00:26:58,051 --> 00:27:02,359
Well, technically,
I already did, so...
459
00:27:02,403 --> 00:27:04,318
Right, sorry, uh...
460
00:27:04,361 --> 00:27:06,886
I'm sorry,
defensiveness runs in my family.
461
00:27:06,929 --> 00:27:08,539
And my family has dementia.
462
00:27:10,933 --> 00:27:12,631
Shit, you're serious.
463
00:27:14,894 --> 00:27:17,548
- I'm Hollis.
- Oh, Lana.
464
00:27:18,854 --> 00:27:20,029
I like your artwork, Lana.
465
00:27:20,073 --> 00:27:23,076
I like your helmet, Hollis.
466
00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:24,599
- You do?
- No, not really.
467
00:27:24,643 --> 00:27:26,993
All right.
468
00:27:27,036 --> 00:27:28,690
OK, yeah, there you are.
469
00:27:28,734 --> 00:27:32,259
Um, can I borrow you
for a second?
470
00:27:37,394 --> 00:27:41,703
Hey, so, um... did you get a
chance to talk to Charlie?
471
00:27:41,747 --> 00:27:43,879
I told her to talk to you.
472
00:27:43,923 --> 00:27:46,360
I don't know,
why can't you just talk to her?
473
00:27:47,361 --> 00:27:49,102
Fucking kidding me.
474
00:27:50,799 --> 00:27:52,148
What's going on?
475
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:55,021
Look...
476
00:27:55,064 --> 00:27:57,371
I just need 40 seconds
to tell her something.
477
00:27:57,414 --> 00:28:00,200
Can't...
Can't you do that for me?!
478
00:28:01,549 --> 00:28:02,898
Sorry, sorry.
479
00:28:02,942 --> 00:28:05,248
I'm just...
Wait, wait, just wait a second.
480
00:28:05,292 --> 00:28:08,861
- Wait a second, come here.
- You should just take things more seriously.
481
00:28:10,123 --> 00:28:11,559
If something's wrong,
she'll listen,
482
00:28:11,602 --> 00:28:12,821
you're her business partner.
483
00:28:15,302 --> 00:28:16,520
Forget it.
484
00:28:21,787 --> 00:28:23,527
Hey, OK, hold on.
485
00:28:23,571 --> 00:28:25,486
This song depresses me.
486
00:28:25,529 --> 00:28:26,879
Oh...
487
00:28:36,453 --> 00:28:37,498
You like it?
488
00:28:43,983 --> 00:28:44,897
That's lovely.
489
00:28:44,940 --> 00:28:46,463
Excuse me?
490
00:28:46,507 --> 00:28:49,162
Your necklace.
It's beautiful.
491
00:28:50,119 --> 00:28:52,948
It's Alexander Fandu.
492
00:28:52,992 --> 00:28:56,430
I... have no idea who that is.
493
00:28:58,388 --> 00:29:01,478
It's very expensive.
494
00:29:03,611 --> 00:29:05,221
Yes, it is.
495
00:29:10,313 --> 00:29:12,011
You know,
the thing about this piece is--
496
00:29:12,054 --> 00:29:13,795
Do you have any coke?
497
00:29:13,839 --> 00:29:14,840
Excuse me?
498
00:29:15,928 --> 00:29:19,148
Cocaine.
Do you have any?
499
00:29:20,933 --> 00:29:22,891
No.
500
00:29:28,027 --> 00:29:29,680
Lovely meeting you.
501
00:29:31,595 --> 00:29:33,380
Light?
502
00:29:33,423 --> 00:29:34,860
What?
503
00:29:34,903 --> 00:29:37,123
Do you have a light?
504
00:29:37,166 --> 00:29:38,298
No.
505
00:29:41,170 --> 00:29:42,606
Do you like the painting?
506
00:29:44,478 --> 00:29:49,570
I like the colors.
507
00:29:49,613 --> 00:29:51,006
They're very...
508
00:29:52,486 --> 00:29:53,792
big.
509
00:29:57,708 --> 00:30:00,755
OK, I...
510
00:30:02,539 --> 00:30:03,932
I, uh...
511
00:30:05,629 --> 00:30:08,894
think that this painting
has a lot of colors
512
00:30:08,937 --> 00:30:12,854
and some of them are green.
513
00:30:12,898 --> 00:30:14,464
Some of them aren't.
514
00:30:14,508 --> 00:30:17,903
And then this one
looks a lot like that one,
515
00:30:17,946 --> 00:30:22,037
just turned upside down.
516
00:30:22,081 --> 00:30:23,691
Which makes me feel...
517
00:30:23,734 --> 00:30:25,388
Feel?
518
00:30:27,129 --> 00:30:29,305
It makes you feel how?
519
00:30:31,481 --> 00:30:36,922
Like, like, the artist... made
two and then turn one around.
520
00:30:36,965 --> 00:30:40,186
I don't know... I'm trying.
I'm trying looking at it,
521
00:30:40,229 --> 00:30:42,144
and I don't... I don't know.
522
00:30:42,188 --> 00:30:47,541
I'm trying. It's just sort of a...
thing on the wall.
523
00:30:49,717 --> 00:30:53,590
A thing... on the wall.
524
00:30:56,158 --> 00:30:58,204
This painting is by my husband.
525
00:31:00,859 --> 00:31:02,208
He's dead.
526
00:31:05,733 --> 00:31:07,735
At least he's dead to me.
527
00:31:08,823 --> 00:31:12,305
A thing... on a wall.
528
00:31:14,916 --> 00:31:16,048
I like it.
529
00:31:24,665 --> 00:31:27,668
Oh, hi. I don't know if
I've had a chance to--
530
00:31:27,711 --> 00:31:30,801
You look like a nice girl, so, I'm
going to stop you right there.
531
00:31:30,845 --> 00:31:35,110
If you mention that I'm pregnant
or that I'm glowing
532
00:31:35,154 --> 00:31:38,635
or I'm the size of a small pony
or try to touch me,
533
00:31:38,679 --> 00:31:41,160
I'll break that champagne bottle
over your head.
534
00:31:49,646 --> 00:31:53,912
Would you think any less of me if
I asked you to make me a drink?
535
00:31:53,955 --> 00:31:58,351
I don't know if I'm ready to
single-handedly brain damage a baby.
536
00:31:58,394 --> 00:32:01,093
His father's mostly
responsible for that.
537
00:32:02,877 --> 00:32:04,487
Just let me hold it.
538
00:32:08,970 --> 00:32:11,799
Are you serving booze
to a pregnant woman?
539
00:32:11,842 --> 00:32:15,368
I appeal to her sense
of human decency.
540
00:32:15,411 --> 00:32:16,412
Oh.
541
00:32:17,631 --> 00:32:19,024
I didn't know
she had one of those.
542
00:32:19,067 --> 00:32:21,896
Hey, I thought we were
starting over.
543
00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:25,117
So, are you serving the drinks?
544
00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:27,597
I don't know, you're the one
dressed like a bartender.
545
00:32:27,641 --> 00:32:30,426
What...
546
00:32:30,470 --> 00:32:32,254
Now you have a problem
with the way I'm dressed.
547
00:32:32,298 --> 00:32:33,952
No, you should have
pride in your style.
548
00:32:33,995 --> 00:32:35,997
It's rebellious bookishness.
549
00:32:36,041 --> 00:32:37,825
- -No, you should
wear it with pride,
550
00:32:37,868 --> 00:32:40,480
you're in a city of grown men
in children's clothing.
551
00:32:40,523 --> 00:32:44,005
God, you two, just fuck
and get it over with already.
552
00:32:49,141 --> 00:32:50,751
She's drunk, she doesn't
know what she's saying.
553
00:32:50,794 --> 00:32:52,492
Yeah.
554
00:32:52,535 --> 00:32:56,148
- So, you're still here.
- I guess I am.
555
00:32:56,191 --> 00:32:57,758
I'm as shocked as you are.
556
00:32:57,801 --> 00:32:59,629
So, should I make you one?
557
00:33:00,761 --> 00:33:02,458
Are you asking me to stay?
558
00:33:05,809 --> 00:33:06,941
This is the wine I brought.
559
00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:10,249
Mm... wine product?
560
00:33:10,292 --> 00:33:11,815
How bad can it be?
561
00:33:13,556 --> 00:33:16,211
Mm...
Oh, God, that's terrible.
562
00:33:16,255 --> 00:33:19,127
That's the last time
I buy wine at a bodega.
563
00:33:20,215 --> 00:33:24,741
To Charlie,
may her party end early.
564
00:33:24,785 --> 00:33:26,134
Yeah, I'll drink to that.
565
00:33:30,095 --> 00:33:32,880
Oh, God.
566
00:33:32,923 --> 00:33:34,795
You think they'll ever
get tired of that?
567
00:33:34,838 --> 00:33:36,971
The view? No.
568
00:33:38,973 --> 00:33:40,409
I think when you're down there
on the streets,
569
00:33:40,453 --> 00:33:42,933
it's easy to forget
how great this place is.
570
00:33:44,326 --> 00:33:46,502
You know, except for that
it's completely awful.
571
00:33:49,114 --> 00:33:51,725
What do you think it was like
hundreds of years ago?
572
00:33:53,727 --> 00:33:58,036
Do you ever try to imagine it
when it was just trees?
573
00:33:58,079 --> 00:34:01,604
Bears, deer and bobcats.
574
00:34:02,953 --> 00:34:04,955
Was your third animal a bobcat?
575
00:34:06,348 --> 00:34:07,393
- Really?
- What do you want from me?
576
00:34:07,436 --> 00:34:08,655
It's freezing.
577
00:34:12,311 --> 00:34:14,617
Can I ask you a question?
578
00:34:14,661 --> 00:34:15,879
Yeah.
579
00:34:18,056 --> 00:34:19,796
What's up with the helmet?
580
00:34:25,106 --> 00:34:26,673
Oh...
581
00:34:26,716 --> 00:34:29,110
Uh, this is either a lady
582
00:34:29,154 --> 00:34:32,809
or the daintiest man
in New York City.
583
00:34:32,853 --> 00:34:36,074
- I have been looking for you.
- Oh, hey.
584
00:34:36,117 --> 00:34:39,077
You haven't been
hiding from me now, have you?
585
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:41,035
Why would I be hiding from you?
586
00:34:42,167 --> 00:34:44,604
Mm...
587
00:34:49,652 --> 00:34:50,740
Uh...
588
00:34:52,307 --> 00:34:53,874
Can I have my finger back?
589
00:34:55,441 --> 00:34:57,051
Um...
590
00:34:57,095 --> 00:35:00,141
Oh, wow, you are...
591
00:35:00,185 --> 00:35:01,273
crazy.
592
00:35:02,491 --> 00:35:04,406
But I'm the good crazy, right?
593
00:35:04,450 --> 00:35:05,799
I guess so.
594
00:35:05,842 --> 00:35:08,454
Tell me I'm the good crazy!
595
00:35:08,497 --> 00:35:09,933
You're, um...
596
00:35:12,153 --> 00:35:14,634
I'm just... joking.
597
00:35:16,984 --> 00:35:18,028
Need help with that?
598
00:35:18,072 --> 00:35:19,508
No, I got it.
599
00:35:19,552 --> 00:35:21,119
Oh... oh!
600
00:35:22,555 --> 00:35:24,557
Nice, very smooth.
601
00:35:26,950 --> 00:35:29,475
How long have you
been taking photographs?
602
00:35:29,518 --> 00:35:33,522
Hmm... I had a little Polaroid
camera in grade school.
603
00:35:37,831 --> 00:35:40,834
Taking pictures is the closest
I can get to...
604
00:35:43,445 --> 00:35:45,230
I wanna know something.
605
00:35:45,273 --> 00:35:48,885
And...
know it without being told,
606
00:35:48,929 --> 00:35:50,365
just know it in my heart.
607
00:35:53,586 --> 00:35:55,588
What about you?
608
00:35:55,631 --> 00:35:56,676
What about me?
609
00:35:58,025 --> 00:35:59,766
What do you know, Hollis?
610
00:36:00,854 --> 00:36:03,117
What do I know?
611
00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:06,076
Uh, it's my job to know things.
612
00:36:09,645 --> 00:36:10,994
Yeah, but that's different.
613
00:36:12,779 --> 00:36:14,215
You're using your head.
614
00:36:17,044 --> 00:36:18,393
Do you ever just know?
615
00:36:27,837 --> 00:36:29,012
What about that?
616
00:36:31,319 --> 00:36:34,279
I think it's easy
with photographs.
617
00:36:34,322 --> 00:36:36,106
I think it's the other stuff
that's hard,
618
00:36:36,150 --> 00:36:39,588
it's the...
the abstract stuff that's...
619
00:36:39,632 --> 00:36:41,286
over my head.
620
00:36:41,329 --> 00:36:44,463
The thing is, it's all the same,
you're just trying...
621
00:36:44,506 --> 00:36:47,379
to uncover something
that's trying to get out.
622
00:36:50,338 --> 00:36:52,166
I mean, fuck if I know
what that thing's trying to say.
623
00:36:54,342 --> 00:36:56,823
Hold this.
Give me that.
624
00:36:56,866 --> 00:36:58,868
- We're making art.
- Oh.
625
00:37:00,740 --> 00:37:02,394
This is art, right?
626
00:37:02,437 --> 00:37:04,831
- You know--
- Oh, that's art.
627
00:37:04,874 --> 00:37:07,007
OK, smile. Come on. please.
628
00:37:07,050 --> 00:37:08,922
Can you smile?
Wait, don't smile.
629
00:37:08,965 --> 00:37:10,489
It's more artistic
when you don't smile.
630
00:37:10,532 --> 00:37:12,665
It's perfect.
631
00:37:18,497 --> 00:37:22,283
Do you think this painting is
worth more or less than my life?
632
00:37:22,327 --> 00:37:25,155
- One-hundred percent more.
- Wait, 100 percent more?
633
00:37:25,199 --> 00:37:26,374
It's worth double my life?
634
00:37:26,418 --> 00:37:27,854
- Take your life...
- Mm-hmm
635
00:37:27,897 --> 00:37:29,856
- add it by one more life.
- Double its value?
636
00:37:29,899 --> 00:37:32,032
So, $30?
637
00:37:32,075 --> 00:37:35,253
Obviously worth less than...
638
00:37:35,296 --> 00:37:36,515
Everything OK?
639
00:37:38,343 --> 00:37:41,259
Yeah, um, can you get us
something decent to drink?
640
00:37:41,302 --> 00:37:43,435
Yeah... sure, what do you want?
641
00:37:43,478 --> 00:37:45,350
Oh... over there.
642
00:37:45,393 --> 00:37:47,003
You want something
from over here?
643
00:37:47,047 --> 00:37:50,050
- Yeah, mm-hmm.
- OK, what do you want?
644
00:37:50,093 --> 00:37:51,573
Surprise me.
645
00:38:09,722 --> 00:38:11,854
Charlie...
646
00:38:11,898 --> 00:38:13,116
Charlie.
647
00:38:18,948 --> 00:38:21,908
Could you stop being crazy?
648
00:38:21,951 --> 00:38:24,258
Why is Adrian here?
649
00:38:24,302 --> 00:38:27,522
I don't control
his comings and goings.
650
00:38:28,697 --> 00:38:30,569
Oh, my God, it's you two.
651
00:38:30,612 --> 00:38:31,961
Oh, my God, no!
652
00:38:32,005 --> 00:38:33,528
And not for lack of him trying.
653
00:38:33,572 --> 00:38:35,182
That's not what he says.
654
00:38:35,225 --> 00:38:37,010
What?
655
00:38:37,053 --> 00:38:38,403
Well, he's a liar!
656
00:38:39,795 --> 00:38:41,014
Look, he's coming over here,
657
00:38:41,057 --> 00:38:42,058
could you just...
658
00:38:42,102 --> 00:38:43,451
Text me when Ellen gets here.
659
00:38:43,495 --> 00:38:44,800
Why don't you
just be less awkward?
660
00:38:44,844 --> 00:38:47,194
Where are you going?
661
00:38:47,237 --> 00:38:49,501
And who's that boy?
662
00:38:49,544 --> 00:38:51,372
I'm just going
to use the bathroom.
663
00:38:52,417 --> 00:38:55,028
Now you are talking my language.
664
00:38:55,071 --> 00:38:57,030
Isn't she cute?
665
00:38:57,073 --> 00:38:59,206
Talented, young.
666
00:39:02,383 --> 00:39:05,255
- Charlie, great show tonight.
- Hi.
667
00:39:05,299 --> 00:39:06,474
Adrian.
668
00:39:06,518 --> 00:39:08,650
So, you a fan of Feesbot's work?
669
00:39:08,694 --> 00:39:10,913
Uh, I haven't seen it,
I didn't go,
670
00:39:10,957 --> 00:39:12,393
but I heard a lot about it.
671
00:39:12,437 --> 00:39:14,439
That's the important part.
672
00:39:14,482 --> 00:39:16,179
You know, for you, I mean.
673
00:39:16,223 --> 00:39:19,748
Yeah, of course.
674
00:39:19,792 --> 00:39:22,142
You should think about us
doing some business together.
675
00:39:22,185 --> 00:39:24,710
You know what, I'm not looking
for a new business partner.
676
00:39:24,753 --> 00:39:30,716
Dennis isn't a business
partner, he's a liability.
677
00:39:30,759 --> 00:39:32,413
You know,
the thing about us is,
678
00:39:32,457 --> 00:39:34,807
well, we don't even
have to have sex.
679
00:39:35,851 --> 00:39:37,070
But I think we should.
680
00:39:39,812 --> 00:39:43,424
Lana's right,
you're the fucking worst.
681
00:39:55,610 --> 00:39:57,003
"Vulva, sad dick,
682
00:39:57,046 --> 00:39:59,135
monster,
big dick...
683
00:39:59,179 --> 00:40:01,007
bitch tits."
684
00:40:10,451 --> 00:40:11,887
You're no fun.
685
00:40:11,931 --> 00:40:14,194
I thought you were gonna be fun.
686
00:40:14,237 --> 00:40:16,762
Be fun!
687
00:40:18,416 --> 00:40:20,983
What's his name?
688
00:40:22,507 --> 00:40:25,988
The boy? The boy we're
avoiding, his name?
689
00:40:30,123 --> 00:40:31,472
Adrian.
690
00:40:33,474 --> 00:40:36,608
Oh... really?
691
00:40:36,651 --> 00:40:39,872
So, did you fuck him
or you don't wanna fuck him?
692
00:40:41,961 --> 00:40:44,442
If you're avoiding a boy,
it's because you fucked him,
693
00:40:44,485 --> 00:40:46,835
or it's because
you don't wanna fuck him.
694
00:40:50,622 --> 00:40:52,450
We made out once.
695
00:40:53,538 --> 00:40:54,974
A little.
696
00:40:56,845 --> 00:40:59,239
Disastrous, Lana.
697
00:41:00,849 --> 00:41:02,155
Sweetheart...
698
00:41:03,286 --> 00:41:06,464
what are you doing here?
699
00:41:06,507 --> 00:41:08,814
You don't do drugs,
you hardly drink,
700
00:41:08,857 --> 00:41:11,512
and you're avoiding
all the boys.
701
00:41:15,298 --> 00:41:19,477
Honestly, Julia,
I have no fucking idea.
702
00:41:21,217 --> 00:41:22,697
Someone's in here.
703
00:41:22,741 --> 00:41:23,829
Lana?
704
00:41:25,570 --> 00:41:27,572
- Oh, it's a boy!
- It's a different boy.
705
00:41:27,615 --> 00:41:29,704
Oh, how many boys are there?
706
00:41:29,748 --> 00:41:31,793
Go get him.
707
00:41:31,837 --> 00:41:33,578
- Lana?
- Yeah?
708
00:41:35,188 --> 00:41:37,538
You throwing a private party
in there?
709
00:41:37,582 --> 00:41:39,497
No, no, just give us a second.
710
00:41:43,196 --> 00:41:44,719
- I--
- Listen, I...
711
00:41:44,763 --> 00:41:47,113
- Sorry, go ahead.
- No, no, you go.
712
00:41:48,549 --> 00:41:50,159
If I did something--
713
00:41:50,203 --> 00:41:52,988
No, no, you didn't do
anything wrong, trust me.
714
00:41:55,208 --> 00:41:59,691
Uh, just give me a second, and then we
can go back to having fun, I promise.
715
00:41:59,734 --> 00:42:01,562
OK.
716
00:42:01,606 --> 00:42:05,871
I'm gonna go talk to some people
and try not to be an asshole.
717
00:42:05,914 --> 00:42:09,439
- Try being charming.
- Charming. Hold on, let write that down.
718
00:42:09,483 --> 00:42:11,529
I heard that.
719
00:42:15,010 --> 00:42:19,537
I'm sorry about this, I just wasn't
planning on meeting anyone tonight.
720
00:42:19,580 --> 00:42:22,365
Any one interesting, I mean...
721
00:42:22,409 --> 00:42:25,368
That was the wrong way
of saying that, I...
722
00:42:25,412 --> 00:42:27,327
I don't really know
what I'm trying to say.
723
00:42:28,589 --> 00:42:30,852
I'm just really glad
that you're still here.
724
00:42:33,638 --> 00:42:36,510
Now would be a really great time
for you to say something.
725
00:42:38,904 --> 00:42:39,905
Hollis?
726
00:42:41,646 --> 00:42:42,995
Hollis?
727
00:42:47,086 --> 00:42:49,131
Disastrous, Lana.
728
00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:02,318
How many is that for you?
729
00:43:02,362 --> 00:43:06,148
Mm... one less than enough.
730
00:43:07,715 --> 00:43:10,370
I don't wanna be here all night.
731
00:43:10,413 --> 00:43:12,154
Why not?
732
00:43:12,198 --> 00:43:17,203
Oh, you're not enjoying this
impressive wasting of resources?
733
00:43:18,552 --> 00:43:20,989
I told Diana
we'd be home hours ago.
734
00:43:24,427 --> 00:43:26,995
I need you to go
talk to Charlie.
735
00:43:27,039 --> 00:43:29,650
- I told you, I'll talk to Charlie--
- You told me
736
00:43:29,694 --> 00:43:31,826
you'd stand up to her
if you have to.
737
00:43:31,870 --> 00:43:33,872
Now, you have to.
738
00:43:38,224 --> 00:43:39,791
Have your drink,
739
00:43:41,096 --> 00:43:44,534
go and tell her
and let's go home.
740
00:43:47,494 --> 00:43:48,887
This is my business, too.
741
00:43:48,930 --> 00:43:51,193
So, let's be done
with this already.
742
00:44:05,904 --> 00:44:08,689
Lana, you look like hell.
743
00:44:08,733 --> 00:44:11,387
Your ass is looking fantastic though,
there's nothing wrong with that.
744
00:44:11,431 --> 00:44:13,912
Stop trying to be disgusting,
Adrian.
745
00:44:13,955 --> 00:44:17,698
It's a compliment, Lana. You got
pretty eyes and a fantastic ass.
746
00:44:17,742 --> 00:44:20,092
- I'm gonna pretend like--
- I get it. I get it.
747
00:44:20,135 --> 00:44:21,833
Let's go get some oysters.
748
00:44:21,876 --> 00:44:23,878
- Adrian--
- We can talk about your career, I know people.
749
00:44:23,922 --> 00:44:26,011
So, you wanna get
business oysters?
750
00:44:27,882 --> 00:44:31,016
Look, I can't take you seriously,
if you don't take me seriously.
751
00:44:31,059 --> 00:44:33,105
I am being serious.
752
00:44:33,148 --> 00:44:34,759
Even if you don't wanna
see me anymore.
753
00:44:34,802 --> 00:44:36,630
I'm not seeing you now.
754
00:44:36,674 --> 00:44:38,414
Mm.
755
00:44:38,458 --> 00:44:40,765
Adrian, we have to establish
some ground rules
756
00:44:40,808 --> 00:44:43,202
because, clearly, we're going
to be seeing each other.
757
00:44:43,245 --> 00:44:45,552
- In bed?
- At events.
758
00:44:45,595 --> 00:44:48,511
Lana, we've got chemistry,
you've gotta admit that.
759
00:44:50,644 --> 00:44:51,645
All right, what's his name?
760
00:44:53,212 --> 00:44:55,910
- Whose name?
- The guy... that you're blowing me off for.
761
00:44:55,954 --> 00:44:58,391
My life doesn't
revolve around men.
762
00:44:58,434 --> 00:45:01,307
And since you have to know, and let's
be completely clear about this,
763
00:45:01,350 --> 00:45:03,396
it's none of your business.
764
00:45:03,439 --> 00:45:04,876
I'm meeting Alan Paloma.
765
00:45:04,919 --> 00:45:07,052
What?
766
00:45:10,185 --> 00:45:11,447
You're serious?
767
00:45:13,275 --> 00:45:15,800
Alan's not coming to this party,
are you crazy?
768
00:45:15,843 --> 00:45:17,105
Charlie set it up.
769
00:45:17,149 --> 00:45:19,760
Alan hates Charlie.
770
00:45:19,804 --> 00:45:22,807
Charlie hates Alan.
Alan steals Charlie's artists.
771
00:45:22,850 --> 00:45:25,810
Charlie would never
let the man in this building.
772
00:45:29,639 --> 00:45:31,424
You gotta smarten up, buttercup.
773
00:45:43,784 --> 00:45:45,873
I saw the helmet.
774
00:45:45,917 --> 00:45:47,788
J'adore.
775
00:45:47,832 --> 00:45:49,834
I love it.
776
00:45:51,357 --> 00:45:53,620
What do you think of this piece?
777
00:45:53,663 --> 00:45:56,797
What do you think it symbolizes?
778
00:45:58,103 --> 00:46:01,280
A monument to the penis, maybe?
779
00:46:10,332 --> 00:46:12,813
Hi... bunny rabbit.
780
00:46:12,857 --> 00:46:15,990
You look like a bunny rabbit.
781
00:46:16,034 --> 00:46:17,209
I don't like it
when you're scared,
782
00:46:17,252 --> 00:46:20,255
I like it
when you're happy, Lana.
783
00:46:20,299 --> 00:46:21,779
OK, whoa, all right.
784
00:46:24,694 --> 00:46:26,566
Why did you lie to me?
785
00:46:26,609 --> 00:46:28,437
I don't lie.
786
00:46:28,481 --> 00:46:31,397
Alan's not coming, is he?
787
00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:34,356
You know, what bothers me is that you
knew how badly I wanted to meet him.
788
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:36,054
What makes you think
he's not coming?
789
00:46:36,097 --> 00:46:37,403
You and Alan hate each other.
790
00:46:37,446 --> 00:46:40,623
Do I strike you
as the hating type?
791
00:46:40,667 --> 00:46:43,975
- Adrian said that you--
- Listen...
792
00:46:44,018 --> 00:46:45,803
Adrian is a liar.
793
00:46:45,846 --> 00:46:48,240
Why would you believe
anything that man says?
794
00:46:48,283 --> 00:46:50,024
You asked me to help.
795
00:46:50,068 --> 00:46:52,853
This... this is how I can help.
796
00:46:52,897 --> 00:46:56,248
Yet, now you're making me feel
like you're doing me a favor.
797
00:46:58,076 --> 00:47:00,426
This is how
the world works, sweetie.
798
00:47:00,469 --> 00:47:02,254
So, get with the program.
799
00:47:02,297 --> 00:47:06,693
People like fun people,
so, be fun.
800
00:47:08,477 --> 00:47:10,001
I'm fun.
801
00:47:12,220 --> 00:47:14,962
I'm gonna...
I'm gonna give this to you
802
00:47:15,006 --> 00:47:17,704
and assume you know
what to do with it.
803
00:48:45,792 --> 00:48:47,185
I think for my next project,
804
00:48:47,228 --> 00:48:49,361
I'm gonna do
a motorized unicycle.
805
00:48:50,405 --> 00:48:54,192
Lana... have you met Sasha?
806
00:48:54,235 --> 00:48:58,587
Sasha makes
artisanal motorcycles.
807
00:48:58,631 --> 00:49:00,415
Handmade.
808
00:49:00,459 --> 00:49:01,764
Wooden.
809
00:49:01,808 --> 00:49:03,766
They have a top speed of, um...
810
00:49:04,854 --> 00:49:05,986
Twenty-five miles an hour?
811
00:49:06,030 --> 00:49:07,683
I'm trying to get it up to 30.
812
00:49:08,902 --> 00:49:10,077
It was so nice to meet you,
813
00:49:10,121 --> 00:49:12,819
can you excuse us
for just a second.
814
00:49:12,862 --> 00:49:16,605
Apparently, and I wanna make sure
that I get the phrasing right,
815
00:49:16,649 --> 00:49:20,827
there is a substantial chance
of them catching on fire.
816
00:49:21,915 --> 00:49:23,308
OK, I get it.
817
00:49:23,351 --> 00:49:27,399
And, also, the starting price
is only $85,000,
818
00:49:27,442 --> 00:49:29,618
which is nice.
It's reasonable.
819
00:49:29,662 --> 00:49:31,272
You're the worst.
820
00:49:33,057 --> 00:49:34,493
Are we good?
821
00:49:34,536 --> 00:49:37,409
Yeah, yeah, um...
822
00:49:37,452 --> 00:49:39,541
I thought this party
was gonna be one thing
823
00:49:39,585 --> 00:49:41,979
and it turned out to be
a total fucking other thing,
824
00:49:42,022 --> 00:49:44,068
but, um, I...
825
00:49:44,111 --> 00:49:46,418
It was weird for a minute,
but I'm better now.
826
00:49:49,116 --> 00:49:51,205
Now, it's your turn.
827
00:49:51,249 --> 00:49:53,512
OK, um...
828
00:49:53,555 --> 00:49:56,602
I thought that I would be
sleeping right now...
829
00:49:56,645 --> 00:50:00,127
but instead of sleeping, like, directly above us,
830
00:50:00,171 --> 00:50:04,044
I am here,
learning about motorcycles
831
00:50:04,088 --> 00:50:06,438
made out of various woods.
832
00:50:06,481 --> 00:50:07,917
- More than one?
- More than one.
833
00:50:07,961 --> 00:50:09,702
Yeah, pine for the handle bars
834
00:50:09,745 --> 00:50:12,096
because it's softer, but...
835
00:50:12,139 --> 00:50:14,011
Hey, hi...
836
00:50:16,796 --> 00:50:17,884
Hey.
837
00:50:19,146 --> 00:50:21,105
Oh, uh, yeah, hello?
838
00:50:21,148 --> 00:50:24,108
Yeah, yeah, this is Dr. Bakshu.
839
00:50:24,151 --> 00:50:27,241
Yeah, yeah, I was wondering, uh, I
wanted to get some detailing done
840
00:50:27,285 --> 00:50:30,070
on my new Porsche.
841
00:50:30,114 --> 00:50:31,767
I'm getting some
work done on my Porsche.
842
00:50:31,811 --> 00:50:33,639
- It's a...
- Brother.
843
00:50:33,682 --> 00:50:35,771
- Huh?
- They're gay.
844
00:50:35,815 --> 00:50:36,772
What?
845
00:50:36,816 --> 00:50:38,470
They're gay.
846
00:50:38,513 --> 00:50:40,037
They don't look gay.
847
00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:42,213
OK, they're not,
but they're not into you.
848
00:50:42,256 --> 00:50:45,085
But... that one in purple
was kinda into me.
849
00:50:45,129 --> 00:50:47,305
I'm just gonna go check it out.
850
00:50:47,348 --> 00:50:49,524
You ain't got no Porsche,
do you?
851
00:50:49,568 --> 00:50:50,612
- Yeah, I do.
- You do?
852
00:50:50,656 --> 00:50:52,266
- Yeah.
- What year?
853
00:50:53,441 --> 00:50:55,095
I live in Park Slope.
854
00:50:55,139 --> 00:50:56,488
Fucking parking would kill me.
855
00:50:56,531 --> 00:50:59,621
But, you know,
I got the key chains off eBay.
856
00:50:59,665 --> 00:51:01,406
- It's about eight bucks.
- Dude, are you serious?
857
00:51:01,449 --> 00:51:05,062
Yeah, it was $8.99, you know,
it was nine bucks.
858
00:51:05,105 --> 00:51:07,760
I don't get
what she sees in you.
859
00:51:07,803 --> 00:51:09,327
Who?
860
00:51:09,370 --> 00:51:10,850
Me.
861
00:51:10,893 --> 00:51:13,592
- Oh. Hey.
- I have been looking for you.
862
00:51:13,635 --> 00:51:17,117
Yeah, you know, I wouldn't
do that if I were you.
863
00:51:17,161 --> 00:51:18,945
- Why's that?
- Uh, because...
864
00:51:18,988 --> 00:51:20,599
Because I'd be, like,
"I'm about to pee in my pants,"
865
00:51:20,642 --> 00:51:22,601
- so, it's...
- Oh, come on,
866
00:51:22,644 --> 00:51:23,558
we'll take care of that.
867
00:51:23,602 --> 00:51:24,777
- OK.
- Coming?
868
00:51:24,820 --> 00:51:26,083
- I can go by myself.
- Nope.
869
00:51:28,694 --> 00:51:30,870
Ah...
870
00:51:32,045 --> 00:51:33,220
Oh, yeah.
871
00:51:35,788 --> 00:51:37,920
Want some?
872
00:51:37,964 --> 00:51:39,661
Ah...
873
00:51:39,705 --> 00:51:41,924
Come here.
874
00:51:44,449 --> 00:51:47,104
- Inhale.
- I don't know... OK.
875
00:51:50,368 --> 00:51:52,021
I don't feel anything.
876
00:51:52,065 --> 00:51:53,632
You know, why do people do this?
877
00:51:53,675 --> 00:51:54,937
Boredom.
878
00:51:54,981 --> 00:51:56,243
- Yeah, I can see that.
- Inhale.
879
00:51:59,464 --> 00:52:01,335
Oh, shit.
880
00:52:01,379 --> 00:52:04,860
OK, OK, um...
881
00:52:04,904 --> 00:52:06,775
I feel it.
882
00:52:06,819 --> 00:52:09,038
- Shut up.
- I... What?
883
00:52:16,263 --> 00:52:18,178
No... hold on... hold...
Oh, no.
884
00:52:20,180 --> 00:52:22,269
There... there's a baby in here.
885
00:52:22,313 --> 00:52:24,663
Oh, I know
there's a baby in here.
886
00:52:24,706 --> 00:52:28,014
Yeah, let's put a baby in here.
887
00:52:28,057 --> 00:52:29,668
I don't... I don't really wanna
put a baby in there.
888
00:52:29,711 --> 00:52:33,280
Shh...
You're so fun to fuck with.
889
00:52:33,324 --> 00:52:36,762
- OK.
- Let's take these off.
890
00:52:36,805 --> 00:52:39,156
- You know, I am feeling a little--
- Shh...
891
00:52:39,199 --> 00:52:40,940
Shut up!
892
00:52:40,983 --> 00:52:42,724
No, no, I can't do this!
I can't do it!
893
00:52:42,768 --> 00:52:46,293
Stop! The baby's right there.
The baby's watching...
894
00:52:46,337 --> 00:52:48,687
The baby's watching...
895
00:52:48,730 --> 00:52:52,169
Fuck, why am I so attracted
to nervous men?
896
00:52:52,212 --> 00:52:55,172
Did you...
did you close the door?
897
00:52:55,215 --> 00:52:57,391
Oh, I don't care if they watch.
898
00:52:58,610 --> 00:53:00,264
- Yeah, but...
- Come on!
899
00:53:10,491 --> 00:53:12,189
Don't mind me.
900
00:53:15,279 --> 00:53:18,020
Oh, come on, Amesh, relax.
901
00:53:18,064 --> 00:53:19,283
OK.
902
00:53:19,326 --> 00:53:20,501
Smile.
903
00:53:22,111 --> 00:53:25,027
I can't do this...
I can't.
904
00:53:25,071 --> 00:53:26,203
Oh, excuse me.
905
00:53:27,726 --> 00:53:29,858
Nice friends you have here,
Charlie.
906
00:53:32,513 --> 00:53:34,254
Meet me in the study.
907
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:43,785
- Nice ass.
- Thank you.
908
00:53:44,917 --> 00:53:46,005
Close the door.
909
00:53:48,137 --> 00:53:49,443
You talk.
910
00:53:49,487 --> 00:53:51,445
You listen.
911
00:53:51,489 --> 00:53:54,753
- Dennis, you know--
- You listen.
912
00:53:54,796 --> 00:53:57,973
- Pam, what the fuck?
- Listen!
913
00:53:58,017 --> 00:54:00,193
OK, pregnant lady,
I'm listening.
914
00:54:04,763 --> 00:54:06,025
We're going out of business.
915
00:54:09,246 --> 00:54:11,030
By March, we won't make payroll.
916
00:54:11,073 --> 00:54:12,684
You're fucking crazy, Dennis.
917
00:54:12,727 --> 00:54:16,122
- We represent Matthew Davis.
- Davis left.
918
00:54:16,165 --> 00:54:19,256
You would know that if you spent a
little more time at the gallery.
919
00:54:19,299 --> 00:54:20,605
Feesbot's leaving, too.
920
00:54:20,648 --> 00:54:23,042
- Bullshit.
- Well, they got a better offer.
921
00:54:23,085 --> 00:54:25,218
Then match it.
922
00:54:25,262 --> 00:54:26,219
How?
923
00:54:27,351 --> 00:54:31,485
Getting them to stay
is your job.
924
00:54:31,529 --> 00:54:33,705
I throw the parties,
I get the press,
925
00:54:33,748 --> 00:54:35,315
that is how
it has always worked.
926
00:54:35,359 --> 00:54:37,361
You see, Charlie,
that's the thing...
927
00:54:38,449 --> 00:54:40,059
it's never worked!
928
00:54:41,234 --> 00:54:43,105
You see, we need sales, right,
929
00:54:43,149 --> 00:54:45,020
not magazine clippings.
930
00:54:46,718 --> 00:54:48,372
So, what?
931
00:54:48,415 --> 00:54:51,766
We're done, we're finished,
it's over, like...
932
00:54:51,810 --> 00:54:53,333
No...
933
00:54:53,377 --> 00:54:55,509
I'm done.
934
00:54:55,553 --> 00:54:58,817
You and me... we're done.
935
00:55:04,779 --> 00:55:07,695
Sure, fine.
936
00:55:07,739 --> 00:55:10,481
But you're not taking my art.
937
00:55:12,744 --> 00:55:16,617
You know,
that's the thing, Charlie,
938
00:55:16,661 --> 00:55:19,141
none of this is your art!
939
00:55:20,534 --> 00:55:23,363
Yes, that's the thing,
940
00:55:23,407 --> 00:55:26,061
it is, all of it is mine.
941
00:55:26,105 --> 00:55:31,371
And you, you're nothing.
942
00:55:31,415 --> 00:55:32,720
Bye-bye.
943
00:55:38,813 --> 00:55:40,075
You don't get it.
944
00:55:45,254 --> 00:55:46,778
Goodbye, Dennis.
945
00:55:50,912 --> 00:55:53,306
I want you to be honest.
946
00:55:53,350 --> 00:55:54,612
Are you kidding me?
947
00:55:54,655 --> 00:55:56,657
I don't wanna
wait until you get here,
948
00:55:56,701 --> 00:55:59,399
I want to know right now.
949
00:56:07,538 --> 00:56:08,756
OK.
950
00:56:10,062 --> 00:56:12,107
Well, then at least promise me
951
00:56:12,151 --> 00:56:16,068
we can discuss it face-to-face
because you owe me that.
952
00:56:17,286 --> 00:56:19,637
If nothing else,
you owe me that.
953
00:56:47,752 --> 00:56:50,929
There are so many dishonorable
people in this world.
954
00:57:08,163 --> 00:57:09,382
Ow!
955
00:57:10,470 --> 00:57:12,254
I don't work for you.
956
00:57:21,263 --> 00:57:22,439
Dammit.
957
00:57:25,311 --> 00:57:27,487
Hey, Lana.
958
00:57:27,531 --> 00:57:30,272
I was just here thinking about
you, and then... you walk in.
959
00:57:30,316 --> 00:57:31,622
Serendipitous.
960
00:57:31,665 --> 00:57:33,624
It's not that big
of an apartment.
961
00:57:33,667 --> 00:57:36,278
You know,
I don't take it personally
962
00:57:36,322 --> 00:57:39,543
when you don't return
my text messages.
963
00:57:39,586 --> 00:57:41,022
Maybe you should.
964
00:57:41,066 --> 00:57:42,241
I get it.
965
00:57:42,284 --> 00:57:43,851
I intimidate you.
966
00:57:43,895 --> 00:57:47,159
- No, you don't.
- Of course, I do.
967
00:57:49,335 --> 00:57:53,295
Look, you can't humiliate me
in front of these people.
968
00:57:53,339 --> 00:57:56,516
The only one
humiliating you is you.
969
00:57:56,560 --> 00:57:57,517
Look...
970
00:58:00,085 --> 00:58:01,913
I'm sorry.
971
00:58:01,956 --> 00:58:04,393
This is not the conversation
I wanted to have.
972
00:58:04,437 --> 00:58:06,178
Then let's not, OK.
973
00:58:06,221 --> 00:58:11,139
You know, we used to hang out
and just... just talk.
974
00:58:11,183 --> 00:58:13,533
Adrian, that was before
I knew you.
975
00:58:21,541 --> 00:58:24,675
We're running dangerously low
on champagne.
976
00:58:24,718 --> 00:58:26,938
What is this, Charlie?
977
00:58:26,981 --> 00:58:28,896
You're bleeding,
show me your mouth.
978
00:58:31,595 --> 00:58:33,074
Hmm...
979
00:58:33,118 --> 00:58:34,467
Come on.
980
00:58:39,211 --> 00:58:40,473
Hey, you all right?
981
00:58:40,517 --> 00:58:42,127
I'm being followed
by a crazy person.
982
00:58:42,170 --> 00:58:44,346
- Ignore him.
- Ignore him?
983
00:58:44,390 --> 00:58:46,653
Yeah, just ignore him, he's only
trying to make things weird.
984
00:58:46,697 --> 00:58:48,568
Make what weird,
how could it possibly--?
985
00:58:48,612 --> 00:58:50,570
Lana, I'm disappointed in you.
986
00:58:50,614 --> 00:58:54,095
I was at least expecting
someone with some taste.
987
00:58:55,488 --> 00:58:57,925
Do you wanna bother
telling me what happened?
988
00:58:59,231 --> 00:59:01,102
Artistic disagreement.
989
00:59:05,672 --> 00:59:07,195
Ow! Fuck!
990
00:59:08,240 --> 00:59:09,850
I'll take that as a no.
991
00:59:13,637 --> 00:59:16,988
Remember that old guy,
the one from Pegasus?
992
00:59:17,031 --> 00:59:19,251
I was telling him about
my one-man-show
993
00:59:19,294 --> 00:59:22,210
and he said I should come up
and do it for him sometime.
994
00:59:22,254 --> 00:59:23,864
Yeah, he's the real deal.
995
00:59:23,908 --> 00:59:26,606
I might actually
get to do this show.
996
00:59:29,174 --> 00:59:30,567
What?
997
00:59:31,829 --> 00:59:34,483
Don't, please.
998
00:59:34,527 --> 00:59:36,137
Who the fuck are you?
999
00:59:36,181 --> 00:59:38,313
Adrian.
1000
00:59:38,357 --> 00:59:40,533
- Who the fuck am I?
- Hollis.
1001
00:59:42,491 --> 00:59:47,061
It's just, you know,
this whole one-man-show-thing.
1002
00:59:50,543 --> 00:59:54,503
I really don't care.
1003
00:59:57,898 --> 01:00:00,422
It's that easy for you, huh?
1004
01:00:00,466 --> 01:00:01,641
Hmm?
1005
01:00:03,382 --> 01:00:06,298
I really cared about you,
did you know that?
1006
01:00:09,083 --> 01:00:11,608
And now you don't have to.
1007
01:00:12,826 --> 01:00:14,306
Lucky you.
1008
01:00:26,013 --> 01:00:27,362
Why don't we just
get out of here? Huh?
1009
01:00:27,406 --> 01:00:29,016
Who the fuck is this guy?
1010
01:00:29,060 --> 01:00:31,018
- Does anyone here know?
- Do you wanna go?
1011
01:00:31,062 --> 01:00:33,542
Who the fuck are you? What
the fuck have you ever done?
1012
01:00:33,586 --> 01:00:34,805
Gavin?
1013
01:00:36,502 --> 01:00:37,634
Gavin!
1014
01:00:38,765 --> 01:00:40,419
You...
1015
01:00:40,462 --> 01:00:43,378
- I'm sorry about--
- Shut up.
1016
01:00:43,422 --> 01:00:45,598
You wanna leave?
1017
01:00:45,642 --> 01:00:48,688
No, I'm not going anywhere,
I'm here for a reason.
1018
01:00:48,732 --> 01:00:50,995
Sorry, chum, the girl's spoken.
1019
01:00:51,038 --> 01:00:52,692
You're not the reason!
1020
01:00:52,736 --> 01:00:54,955
Stop telling people
we slept together!
1021
01:00:54,999 --> 01:00:56,914
Lana, hey, hold up, listen.
1022
01:00:56,957 --> 01:00:58,872
I thought we were supposed to
help each other, right?
1023
01:00:58,916 --> 01:01:01,701
Look, go back to your apartment,
Hollis, this is lame.
1024
01:01:01,745 --> 01:01:03,572
I don't want any of this,
this isn't me.
1025
01:01:03,616 --> 01:01:05,662
It's not me either.
1026
01:01:05,705 --> 01:01:07,664
Well, then it's too bad
this is where we met.
1027
01:01:10,928 --> 01:01:13,365
I get it, Charlie, you win.
1028
01:01:13,408 --> 01:01:14,671
What are you talking about?
1029
01:01:14,714 --> 01:01:15,889
You got me to stay all night.
1030
01:01:15,933 --> 01:01:19,197
It sucked, but I stayed,
so, you win.
1031
01:01:19,240 --> 01:01:21,155
You think I lied to you
just to get you
1032
01:01:21,199 --> 01:01:23,114
to come to one of my parties?
1033
01:01:23,157 --> 01:01:25,725
Who the fuck do you
think you are, Lana?
1034
01:01:25,769 --> 01:01:27,161
There's a million of you.
1035
01:01:27,205 --> 01:01:30,338
Oh, and he's here, by the way.
1036
01:01:30,382 --> 01:01:33,254
And the first thing he did
was ask about you.
1037
01:01:33,298 --> 01:01:34,647
He's in the bedroom.
1038
01:01:35,866 --> 01:01:38,259
Believe me, don't believe me.
Stay, go.
1039
01:01:38,303 --> 01:01:40,697
Do whatever you want,
I don't fucking care anymore.
1040
01:01:44,788 --> 01:01:46,354
Mr. Paloma?
1041
01:01:47,399 --> 01:01:49,880
Feesbot is here.
1042
01:01:49,923 --> 01:01:52,970
Go ahead, ask them yourself.
1043
01:01:53,013 --> 01:01:54,798
Good luck, Charlie.
1044
01:01:54,841 --> 01:01:56,451
I don't need luck.
1045
01:02:01,587 --> 01:02:03,632
Thank you...
1046
01:02:03,676 --> 01:02:05,504
all for coming.
1047
01:02:05,547 --> 01:02:08,986
We are Feesbot.
1048
01:02:12,076 --> 01:02:16,558
And we are here to celebrate!
1049
01:02:20,911 --> 01:02:26,743
Tonight has been
a tremendous success for art.
1050
01:02:26,786 --> 01:02:29,180
And for all of you.
1051
01:02:29,223 --> 01:02:30,659
For us.
1052
01:02:32,270 --> 01:02:33,967
We wanna thank Charlie Kenner
1053
01:02:34,011 --> 01:02:35,969
for all that she has
done for us.
1054
01:02:36,013 --> 01:02:38,406
But, there comes a time,
1055
01:02:38,450 --> 01:02:40,104
on every adventure,
1056
01:02:40,147 --> 01:02:42,367
when you need to go on your own.
1057
01:02:42,410 --> 01:02:47,198
And soon...
we will be announcing...
1058
01:02:47,241 --> 01:02:50,592
our new venture.
1059
01:02:50,636 --> 01:02:53,944
Feesbot is going international.
1060
01:02:58,818 --> 01:03:01,995
We have been honored to be
represented by Charlie Kenner.
1061
01:03:02,039 --> 01:03:05,607
But, it is time
for Feesbot to go it alone.
1062
01:03:05,651 --> 01:03:08,349
And we hope you come with us...
1063
01:03:08,393 --> 01:03:10,482
On a new adventure.
1064
01:03:10,525 --> 01:03:13,615
But, tonight, we celebrate!
1065
01:03:17,358 --> 01:03:19,056
To Charlie!
1066
01:03:19,099 --> 01:03:21,101
To Feesbot!
1067
01:03:25,845 --> 01:03:27,499
Lana?
1068
01:03:37,117 --> 01:03:38,640
Ah...
1069
01:03:41,121 --> 01:03:43,167
Charlie told me
you might've left.
1070
01:03:43,210 --> 01:03:46,735
I was about to shove off myself.
1071
01:03:46,779 --> 01:03:48,999
Parties really aren't my thing.
1072
01:03:49,042 --> 01:03:51,697
- Mr. Paloma, I'm so--
- Nope.
1073
01:03:51,740 --> 01:03:53,873
It's Alan.
1074
01:04:02,534 --> 01:04:04,841
- It's hash.
- No, thank you.
1075
01:04:07,365 --> 01:04:08,409
No?
1076
01:04:10,063 --> 01:04:11,586
Suit yourself.
1077
01:04:29,953 --> 01:04:31,868
Don't take it personally.
1078
01:04:35,175 --> 01:04:36,873
Screw you.
1079
01:04:48,754 --> 01:04:49,842
So...
1080
01:04:51,278 --> 01:04:53,324
about that offer.
1081
01:04:55,282 --> 01:04:58,503
I've always known
you were a scumbag, Adrian.
1082
01:04:58,546 --> 01:05:01,375
But you are
a consistent scumbag.
1083
01:05:02,899 --> 01:05:07,294
It's the only thing
I appreciate about you.
1084
01:05:10,167 --> 01:05:11,429
Tough night?
1085
01:05:13,387 --> 01:05:17,957
I've been...
sort of waiting for you.
1086
01:05:18,001 --> 01:05:19,393
I'm flattered.
1087
01:05:20,699 --> 01:05:22,875
And I love your work.
1088
01:05:22,919 --> 01:05:27,271
- I really love your work.
- Thanks.
1089
01:05:27,314 --> 01:05:29,316
It's hard to come by, you know.
1090
01:05:31,014 --> 01:05:32,580
Real talent.
1091
01:05:34,713 --> 01:05:36,541
Most people don't have it.
1092
01:05:36,584 --> 01:05:40,762
And those that do,
don't know what to do with it.
1093
01:05:50,859 --> 01:05:52,296
That's where I come in.
1094
01:05:54,298 --> 01:05:55,734
Now, I'm the first to admit it,
1095
01:05:55,777 --> 01:05:58,302
there's nothing special
about me.
1096
01:05:58,345 --> 01:06:02,306
I'm just a simple Brooklyn boy
in an expensive jacket.
1097
01:06:02,349 --> 01:06:04,351
I suck at math.
1098
01:06:04,395 --> 01:06:07,876
Can't remember a birthday
to save my life.
1099
01:06:09,139 --> 01:06:10,444
But I have an eye.
1100
01:06:12,055 --> 01:06:16,276
And over the years,
people have come to respect it.
1101
01:06:17,451 --> 01:06:19,540
And I've learned to use it.
1102
01:06:21,325 --> 01:06:24,850
And I want you to use it.
1103
01:06:26,852 --> 01:06:28,723
Use what?
1104
01:06:28,767 --> 01:06:31,422
My respect.
1105
01:06:31,465 --> 01:06:34,294
Now, I don't know
if you want to be rich,
1106
01:06:34,338 --> 01:06:37,428
or famous, or fuck actors.
1107
01:06:37,471 --> 01:06:39,299
Well, I wanna make a difference.
1108
01:06:39,343 --> 01:06:40,474
So do I.
1109
01:06:42,955 --> 01:06:46,393
Only a sociopath doesn't wanna
make a difference.
1110
01:07:06,848 --> 01:07:09,721
I can be a great partner to you.
1111
01:07:16,380 --> 01:07:17,903
But...
1112
01:07:21,341 --> 01:07:23,256
partnerships...
1113
01:07:24,866 --> 01:07:28,348
are a two-way street.
1114
01:07:54,244 --> 01:07:56,420
They're not very good, are they?
1115
01:08:00,119 --> 01:08:01,860
You can tell me the truth.
1116
01:08:04,384 --> 01:08:06,778
- God, I'm such an idiot.
- Lana, I can't--
1117
01:08:06,821 --> 01:08:09,172
I actually don't want you
to say anything right now.
1118
01:08:13,393 --> 01:08:14,786
Sorry...
1119
01:08:17,310 --> 01:08:18,877
Come upstairs with me.
1120
01:08:20,226 --> 01:08:23,577
- For what?
- So we cannot be in this place.
1121
01:08:24,883 --> 01:08:28,452
I know a much calmer apartment
in the building.
1122
01:08:28,495 --> 01:08:30,454
OK, nothing like that,
1123
01:08:30,497 --> 01:08:31,977
I don't mean it like that,
I just...
1124
01:08:35,198 --> 01:08:37,287
You were right about this place.
1125
01:08:48,211 --> 01:08:50,822
Uh, all right, well, uh...
1126
01:08:50,865 --> 01:08:53,216
We have
an announcement ourselves.
1127
01:08:53,259 --> 01:08:56,915
Adrian Tyler Media is proud
to announce a new partnership
1128
01:08:56,958 --> 01:08:59,439
in the likes of which New York
has never seen.
1129
01:09:02,921 --> 01:09:04,749
Is everybody having a good time?
1130
01:09:04,792 --> 01:09:07,317
I'm just asking
because it's my party,
1131
01:09:07,360 --> 01:09:11,495
and I wanna make sure that you are all
having a fan-fucking-tastic time.
1132
01:09:13,540 --> 01:09:15,194
Oops...
1133
01:09:15,238 --> 01:09:19,285
I guess our security officer
made a little mistake.
1134
01:09:19,329 --> 01:09:22,245
Anyway, tonight, we are here
for Feesbot, right?
1135
01:09:22,288 --> 01:09:24,072
Everybody, round of applause.
1136
01:09:27,250 --> 01:09:28,729
Many of you
probably don't know this,
1137
01:09:28,773 --> 01:09:29,817
but I found these two idiots
1138
01:09:29,861 --> 01:09:31,210
dancing in lines for nightclubs
1139
01:09:31,254 --> 01:09:34,605
that they could never get into.
1140
01:09:34,648 --> 01:09:37,434
You want me to make you
really famous?
1141
01:09:39,827 --> 01:09:41,829
'Cause that's what
you want, right?
1142
01:09:41,873 --> 01:09:45,920
I mean, to be recognized,
to be noticed.
1143
01:09:45,964 --> 01:09:48,096
It's why you're here.
1144
01:09:48,140 --> 01:09:49,489
It's why you're all here.
1145
01:09:50,882 --> 01:09:52,188
It's why she's here.
1146
01:09:52,231 --> 01:09:54,886
I have no fucking idea
why he is here.
1147
01:09:54,929 --> 01:09:56,975
That bitch is fucking crazy.
1148
01:10:04,939 --> 01:10:06,202
Let me show you something.
1149
01:10:07,464 --> 01:10:10,554
You see this... thing?
1150
01:10:10,597 --> 01:10:14,166
It could pay the rent in your
shitty apartments for a year.
1151
01:10:18,518 --> 01:10:20,825
And now it's worth even more...
1152
01:10:20,868 --> 01:10:22,392
because of me.
1153
01:10:23,741 --> 01:10:25,482
Oh, you guys can all
just go fuck yourselves,
1154
01:10:25,525 --> 01:10:28,789
you don't even
deserve my attention.
1155
01:10:28,833 --> 01:10:29,964
Give it to me.
1156
01:10:31,879 --> 01:10:33,141
No!
1157
01:10:45,284 --> 01:10:48,809
I'm sorry, but the look on your
face right now is hysterical.
1158
01:10:50,637 --> 01:10:53,597
You didn't do it, did you?
1159
01:10:53,640 --> 01:10:56,121
- Do what?
- Fuck him.
1160
01:10:56,164 --> 01:10:59,080
Oh, Jesus Christ, Lana.
1161
01:10:59,124 --> 01:11:03,520
Nobody gets anything out of Alan-fucking-Paloma
without fucking Alan Paloma, I...
1162
01:11:03,563 --> 01:11:07,175
You thought I wanted you
to connect me with Alan Paloma
1163
01:11:07,219 --> 01:11:09,787
so that I could
fuck him for a show?
1164
01:11:11,658 --> 01:11:14,531
I don't fuck people
to get ahead, Charlie.
1165
01:11:15,793 --> 01:11:17,838
And that's why
you'll never get ahead.
1166
01:11:38,903 --> 01:11:39,904
Lana...
1167
01:11:39,947 --> 01:11:42,210
Hey, Lana.
Lana, wait up.
1168
01:11:52,482 --> 01:11:53,787
Lana!
1169
01:11:53,831 --> 01:11:55,049
Hey, Lana, wait.
1170
01:11:57,965 --> 01:11:59,184
How much?
1171
01:12:02,100 --> 01:12:04,145
How much for one of your prints?
1172
01:12:04,189 --> 01:12:05,321
I wanna buy one.
1173
01:12:06,583 --> 01:12:09,237
Tell you what,
I'll give you one.
1174
01:12:18,725 --> 01:12:19,857
God, I'm out of shape.
1175
01:12:20,901 --> 01:12:22,860
If only you had a bike.
1176
01:12:24,905 --> 01:12:26,690
If only I had your number.
1177
01:12:40,530 --> 01:12:42,096
Goodnight, Hollis.
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