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Alright monk brother...
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How do I know you are not
bullshitting like the others?
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I don’t lie.
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I don’t need to.
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Whatever has to happen, will happen.
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Just like...
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your death at the hands
of the immortal man.
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Ooh! Spooky eh?
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Not spooky. It’s the truth.
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Okay, okay,
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now when I meet
this immortal man, how do I...
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kill this immortal man?
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Got you there, didn’t I?
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When the immortal person will feed the elixir
to someone else and make them immortal,
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then and only then,
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will he become a mortal.
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Thank you.
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Where is the fucking bottle?
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He has it.
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No, Maharaj, try and remember.
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The elixir was in your hands while I was narrating
the story of the 'Churning of the Ocean'.
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I left immediately after,
but you were at home. You have it.
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Such carelessness does not suit
an immortal being.
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Please just stop talking about
immortal beings.
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Do you know, all this is happening
because of you?
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Quiet!
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What the fuck?
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You had one job!
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To keep the fucking immortality potion safe!
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You fucking lost it!
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I’m gonna count to three.
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If I don’t find the potion,
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I will blow your fucking brains off!
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One!
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Two!
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Three!
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[Frame crashes] Fuck!
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You dumb fucking Indians!
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One fucking job you had,
one fucking job!
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And you misplaced the bottle!
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You fucking lost the bottle!
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I traveled for twelve fucking hours
from Moscow!
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My boss…He is on his way!
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If I don’t find that potion!
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Get up assholes, get up!
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Look for the fucking bottle!
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Energy! Quick!
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Quick, Quick, Quick!
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So Dr. Goldfish,
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while the whole concept
of immortality is really exciting,
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there are a lot of critics.
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Yes, I really hope they don't get it.
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Let me ask you something.
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If I offer you immortality,
would you take it?
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Me? No, I think I am
pretty much done here.
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You see, that there is a strange, inane
human hypocrisy, I observe everywhere.
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If I were to stop somebody on the street
and ask them, “Do you want immortality?”
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They'll invariably say, “No, its…it's too much,
it's too long, it's too painful.”
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But if I ask them that same question
on their death bed,
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“Do you want immortality?”
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They'll invariably flip like a leaf in a hurricane.
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No, but seriously, there are a lot of
renowned scientists, philosophers,
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who are questioning that even if humanity
did achieve immortality, do we really need it?
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I mean, isn't it against the order of nature,
against the order of mankind?
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Well, you see, it's human nature
to fear change, to fear invention.
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Imagine before, before fire was discovered,
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people would have thought its dangerous,
things may burn down, people may die.
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If we had bowed down to that human fear,
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would we have been able to enjoy
our weekend barbeques like we do today?
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Well, thankfully we don't have too much of that
here in India but no, I get what you are saying.
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Umm, my next question is,
why exactly is your name Goldfish?
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It doesn't work like this,
get Kartik’s signature first.
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Oh, I can't reach him on phone,
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come on don't get formal now.
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Remember I covered
the Hip Hop story for you?
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Yeah.
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Thanks!
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What’s this?
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Oh, this is a story I have been working on,
“Earliest photograph of India.”
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It’s just been recovered and remastered.
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Like, this. This is the moment when the British
took the Kohinoor from Raja Duleep Singh.
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Fascinating stuff.
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Can I just…
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- Ahh! Ah…
- Shh! Don’t move.
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You are only allowed
to move your lips.
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Where am I?
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Bandra...
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Why am I here?
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So that I can get to your little lover.
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What?
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No, no, no, no, no...
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This…. this is a horrible misunderstanding
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Nakul and me... No!
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No! I have nothing to do with Nakul
except that I am his therapist.
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- Shh...
-[Shloka] I'm...
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Blue tick!
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Sure baby.
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Got it, thank you.
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[Shloka mumbles]
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Gentlemen!
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Which one of you dumb fucks
kept the potion in the shoe rack?
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You found it? Give it to me.
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Hey!
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Forgive me for
doubting you Nakul maharaj.
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Back the fuck off!
Back the fuck off!
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Can I go now?
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Not so soon, Maharaj brother.
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You gotta feed me the potion first.
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What?
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What is he saying, Maharaj?
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Feed the potion to me.
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He is asking me to feed
the potion to him.
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No, Maharaj, don't do it.
It will be catastrophic.
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What? What’s he saying?
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He said no.
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Don't be scared of the gun. You are immortal.
He cannot harm you.
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Shut the fuck up!
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- And you!
-[Nakul fumbling]
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Nakul Maharaj, think about what you are going to do!
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He is trying to steal
the elixir at the gunpoint now,
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imagine what he'll do
once he becomes immortal.
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The future of humanity rests on your decision
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We don’t even know what he did to Shloka.
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Nakul Maharaj, if you feed him the elixir.
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I... I will curse you.
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You and Sholka will never be together.
[Gunfire]
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Fuck!
[Rubble crashes on the floor]
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Okay, okay!
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Enough!
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Okay, okay, okay! I…. I…
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Feed this to me.
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This is a disaster!
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- [Interviewer] Thank you so much.
- [Goldfish] Pleasure. Thank you.
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[Mobile phone rings]
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Hello Goldfish.
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Jim, I’m here. Where are you?
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Brother, brother, plans have changed a little bit.
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Why, what happened?
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I just became the most powerful man alive.
That is what just happened.
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Do you have the immortal guy?
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I had the immortal guy.
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[Retches]
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Jim, stop fucking around!
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[Dry heaves]
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How can this be?
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This means that you are not immortal.
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No. I am not, I have been saying so for long.
And now I am a murderer.
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- But my Guru had said…
- To hell with your Guru!
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Don’t you dare talk
about Guru ji like that.
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What the hell is happening?
What will I do now?
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It is all God’s wish.
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We must remove this body from here.
This is Shloka’s house.
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Oh God, and we don't even know
where Shloka is.
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How do we stuff his legs inside?
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Think something up!
Why do I have to do all the planning?
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Why the hell did you come into my life? Why?
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[Gun fire]
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Majid?
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- Ok next one?
- [Constable] Yes sir.
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Once upon a time in a hotel,
there was a blind cashier,
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a crippled chef and a stuttering waiter.
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And a guest was killed in that hotel.
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Murder.
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A detective came to investigate.
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During the interrogation, the blind cashier said that
he was counting cash at the time of the murder.
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The crippled chef said that he was
cooking mutton at the time of the murder.
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And the stuttering waiter said that
he had gone to his hometown at that time.
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Yes.
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The detective arrested the stuttering waiter.
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Tell me why?
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- Why?
- Why?
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Because he was stuttering
while giving the interview.
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[Everyone breaks into a laughter]
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Wow sir!
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- [Police 1] Great joke sir!
- [Police 2] So much fun.
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Manage this yourself and
bring the file to me.
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Vitthal sir, I am heading back home.
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Hey, mountain man,
I forgot to tell you something.
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Someone has spotted the monk
you are looking for.
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What?
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Yes, a lady had come.
She gave her address.
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- When did she come?
- Yesterday evening.
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So why didn’t you tell me earlier?
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You know how busy
I have been since then.
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But we just ate snacks together.
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Snacks… Yeah. Wasn't it great?
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[Shloka's muffled cries]
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[Shloka sobs]
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Raise the stakes?
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Yeah!
[Splash]
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Let it be….
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Come on, continue the game.
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There you go.
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Nakul, son, don’t be offended,
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but now that you are not immortal,
the elixir cannot be with you.
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I don't even want it.
You can take it from the car.
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To be honest, I would've been
happier if it were you.
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I don't understand where
Shloka has disappeared.
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Think hard, what did you see in the end?
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First, I got a message,
then I talked on the phone.
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Then I was on the stairs and
I saw that woman, Upadhyay.
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Upadhyay is a noble caste,
yet she is so evil.
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- Why is her name Upadhyay?
- Why is your name Fokatiya?
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Hey! No, Guruji!!
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Hey, hey!
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Hey, leave him, let him go.
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Leave him!
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Let him go.
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[Wind gains momentum]
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[Car comes to a screeching halt]
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[Car door locks]
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[Shloka mumbles]
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[Muffled screams]
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He didn't die once again, right?
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He can't die anyway...
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Because he is immortal.
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That woman is immortal.
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Alright. Let's go.
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[Door bell rings]
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Shloka?
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Shloka Sreenivasan?
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