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do you know does it feel to live alone?

Don't you feel sorry for me, a person who has been widowed for 30 years?

I have prayed, but no man appeared.

Why do you keep quiet ?!

Are you ignoring me?

Say something!

God!

Really strange.

What's this stick for?

What is...

What is going on?

What is...?!

Who are you guys?

After he finished saying,

it turns into men And then serve him?

- What's this ... - Sir!

My stomach ...

God damn it ...

What is this for?

Let's enjoy life.

I tell you so as not to tell that

Looks so hard and strong

What's this stick for?

Sacred statue cannot be destroyed.

Then we put aged wine 100 years and bury it ...

... under the sacred statue.

A Tale of Legendary Libido

How long has it passed?

I do not believe it.

The rumors are true

The event caused Yin enhancement inside.

Yin and Yang balance ...

The female aura is too strong here.

♪ The gods of Heaven and Earth ♪

♪ Please, listen to our singing ♪

♪ Give my husband ♪

♪ Sweet dreams tonight ♪

Rub well!

Who are they?

They are cruel criminals from a neighboring village

No man from our village is dare to challenge them.

Pathetic sissy!

We're out of drinks here!

That pig doesn't have one the courage of a real man

Have money?

We pay when we leave. Give us another drink!

Forget it! Stupid bastard ...

What is!

Then what does he drink?

Do you have a problem? Is there something you want to say?

What are you wearing?

Do I smell perfume?

Byun, please ignore them.

I don't want a commotion here.

What is!

You son ...

It looks good.

You!

What is!

Wow!

- Who is it? - Stop rolling!

Look at the nose.

Big nose means big penis. Right, friends?

Hey! Hey! Hey!

He is not the man you think you are.

What?

He is the weakest of the weakest.

Don't judge a book by its cover.

What do you mean?

Do I have to tell that story again?

It was midnight.

He is selling rice cakes.

Rice cake! Rice cake!

Rice cake! Rice cake!

Rice cakes ...

Here!

Two costs 1 dollar.

But I'll give one more for free

Is this your first time?

This must be your first time.

- Your voice... - Why?

Does my voice sound old?

Parents can lust, too.

Maybe my life is cursed.

Of all the men in the world You come here.

How lucky!

Why? What is wrong with me?

You did not know?

Straw is thicker than yours.

Straw?

You're like a eunuch!

Eunuch? Is it true?

Các cô ở đây chưa đủ lâu để biết đâu.

You girls are long enough here To find out.

If the bottom works same as his mouth.

He is just a loser man.

I'm still your first girl! Remember?

Brother

God, He is very manly.

Not like his sister!

See the goods. No woman can say no

So great...

You're Byun, right?

No, I'm not.

I can guess from the sound of your piss.

I'm not Byun!

No, no...

What is!

Kang-mok!

He is drunk. Please forgive him

I'm sorry

Byun, let's go.

Stop acting like that.

I want to get drunk.

I'm useless!

A man with a lackluster brother ...

How can they be siblings?

Kang-mok is very considerate with his brother ...

... because his sister is half male that's why

He is more concerned his younger brother than himself.

Feel better?

Let me down I will walk.

Stop swaying, Byun.

Just let me down

I have some squid dry for you.

Who says I like it? Let me down

Sit.

Sit down!

This.

This is a ground turtle and bear bile.

Strengthen my arms and legs.

They say there's nothing better for your problem.

I do not need.

Hey!

Byun Byun

Rice cake!

Rice cake!

Rice cake!

Are you selling this to kids?

Byun, you're on fire!

Brother!

Water ... Water! Water!

Lie down! Fast!

- Brother! - Turn around!

Move!

Byun!

Everything's on fire.

Darling is the best.

Who is that?

Don't you know?

He has moved to a homestead a few days ago

Ah, him? I heard he's a little bit sane.

Oh, that one!

Come closer.

He said when he was very young

he was captured by the Japanese as a sex slave.

Then he managed to escape.

- You know what? - What?

His eyes are so sexy.

Likewise, her old red lips.

I bet he has a big appetite.

Looks like you slept with her!

Not yet. But I planned it ...

Do you want to go there?

Where?

He bathes here every night?

We wasted it here.

Tonight is not the night. Forgive me.

Isn't that Byun?

What are you doing here?

Do you want to peek at him, too?

- No, I want to take a bath here. - Yes, of course!

Isn't that breast?

My shoes!

Please!

What is that?

This is what they are looking for!

So she's that charming whore!

Stop!

Cold?

You come here. How many people have you seduced?

- You are dead! - You want to die!

Get over here! You are a whore!

- Come on, bitch! - Get over here!

Ladies and gentlemen!

What is this nonsense?

Kang-mok ...

Come here, jerk!

If I see you again, You will die!

You shouldn't interfere!

Stop!!

You are okay?

Don't you understand?

You want me to say once again?

We have 5 days in preparation for her marriage.

Married? You hiding a girl?

Let's get out.

He will be our family.

Treat him well.

He is very tired.

Give him water.

Byun Byun Hey!

Please!

I'm begging you please!

Someone here?

Please!

thanks.

When does an old flower bloom?

You are strong But weak down here.

♪ looks fine on the outside ♪

♪ But inside is very lonely ♪

Very nice.

Did you drink

No longer.

Alcohol is good for impotence. What a shame.

So weak? What are you talking about?

Your brother has a birthmark in his stomach?

And you have too, right?

It's dried squid.

Ignorant. The root of all problems.

I'm telling you.

You know why The sacred statue lost its nose?

You saved my life. I have to pay you.

Listen carefully.

Go to the village temple.

Stand in front of the sacred statue.

2 steps back, 2 steps left,

2 steps right, and 2 steps forward.

You'll find it.

Dig the ground and you will find a bottle.

Drink the ingredients in it.

Then you will "bloom" more than other people.

That will treat your impotence.

After you wake up, no contact for 15 days.

It must be right for 15 days since you woke up.

If you are related,

you will lose everything.

I can be a real man?

You can! But remember

Drink one sip.

One sip?

Do not exaggerate.

Your luck can make it miserable village.

Don't drink more than one sip. Don't be greedy

If you do, the village will accept big havoc.

Understand?

Understand?

He's gone.

Hey! Hey!

Have you heard everything?

I have a bad feeling about this.

This is not good. Not good at all ...

Stop, you bastard!

You hid here apparently to avoid conscription?

Stop it. I know who this person is.

Do you know him?

Byun, are you here?

I thought you had left the village.

What do you mean?

You did not know a war going on out there?

Everyone joined the army.

Likewise your brother.

He completed his assignment last year.

He goes to war for your sake.

Instead he asked himself to be drafted into the military.

Because they asked for 1 person men from every home.

Go.

You're lucky to have him as your brother

Wait!

Brothers to be proud of!

This.

Would you like some ...

An old flower will bloom. You will bloom in full bloom.

That will cure your impotence.

What smell is this?

Fire? Spread fast!

I have to pee.

I want to pee.

You're Byun, right?

I'm not Byun.

He put out the fire?

I do not believe. He's impotent right?

Are you sure? That can't be him.

Yes, I heard the length of his penis 3 inches.

But you haven't seen it.

I heard 5.

5 inches?

That's half of this.

He could not put out the fire with it.

There she is.

Hey come here!

What now?

Get over here.

Get over here.

You see, right? Is it 4 or 5 inches?

- Byun's penis? - Yup

Don't you see?

Yes, it's 5.

That's just the head.

Impossible!

Why does he do that at night?

Wait. He will take a shower after that.

They are on the ground.

What?

On both feet!

Legs Legs

How is that possible?

If it's not his leg, then that ...

Two.

I want to drink!

This, this!

Come on, quickly!

- Rice cakes! Rice cake! - Here he comes!

Rice cake! Rice cake!

He is here!

- Byun is coming? - Hurry up!

Rice cake!

Rice cake!

Hello, Byun

Stop it!

He has gone! It is over.

Byun One rice cake, please.

Okay.

Where should I put it?

Right here.

A little to the right.

To the left.

- Here? - Closer.

Here?

Hey! Hey!

Yes?

What is! Hey!

Hey! Byun !!

I got him!

Catch him!

It feels good if you want to share.

Keep holding on!

♪ I'm too lonely I can't live without men ♪

He is still alive in the past?

It's just useless.

♪ live as a widow only hurt from inside ♪

♪ There is no party for us, poor widows ♪

Why not let a snake get out of his pants?

♪ Hungry for it, longing for it ♪

♪ So lonely without men ♪

♪ I can't live alone I can't live without men ♪

Shut up How can you sing?

I do not understand. Why does he disappoint us

This must be due to lack of confidence

Sit!

Why did you bring a baby? Disturb.

We seduce him in broad daylight

We have to make him in a good mood

erotic atmosphere!

See? Erotic but not flashy.

I will open the way for you tonight.

You women owe me a favor.

You snuck into my place?

Wasting my wax ...

I have rare wine

I want you to feel it.

Why did you stop coming to my bar?

Low mix?

I stopped drinking.

Life is not fun without liquor for real men.

I know you like to drink.

Accompanied by a girl?

It is true. Drink up!

It will make you stronger.

What?

Pretending to be stupid with me?

I've seen it

What do you see?

- This field is so hot but ... - But what?

Nobody can cool.

Do you know?

Can you water me?

Let me tell you You can't handle me

You know how to bluff, huh?

I've ridden many men, as much hair on your head.

You do not understand.

If I'm eagle, you little bird.

Do not worry about me.

I can do it for days.

What are you doing?

I'm sure you know.

- Move! - What are you doing?

Let's move!

I must be crazy

My butt ...

Mother, what is the meaning of this?

Why aren't you sleeping?

Study tomorrow. Go to sleep now, okay?

- What is... - You never sleep?

What's wrong with them?

Stop pushing!

What happened?

What is...

You're not bluffing apparently.

It is true.

You are sick?

Your nose is bleeding!

God, this is shameful.

I will need 10 days for recovery ...

10 days?

Is it that good?

Is it not because of you, doing nothing?

You are very negative.

What happened is ...

Where am I?

Look, Byun.

I am happy now.

3 times is enough.

Or more?

Don't give me that look!

Byun ... enough

Hey!

Please forgive me

I had enough last night.

Wait ... listen!

Okay, let's end it.

Come over.

I think it's over. But he wants to continue.

He sliced ​​my contents

Dewa, my back ...

Come on, get in line.

My nose doesn't stop bleeding.

- Don't cut! - Impolite!

Yes he is.

Yes he is.

What is this!

What are you doing?!

Oh god, help!

The issue turned out to be wrong.

What?

Only half true.

What is this again?

What's wrong with you?

What have you seen?

- Body of fire ... - What?

- Waterfall. - Waterfall?

The big one!

How big is that?

Pants, weapons ...

I see this body, and there's a fire there.

I see a train which lights up inside.

I am very scared.

And this waterfall ...

Very large!

Very large!

That happened.

What?

Is it really really long?

Yes.

I have to catch him immediately!

Byun, give me rice cakes.

I didn't sell anything today.

You know what I mean.

I'm a big fan of you now.

Sorry?

Very big penis I've ever seen.

Let's just say your sadness paid off.

Look, Byun.

I love you.

Sorry?

I said I love you.

That is not love!

So what? Can you teach me?

Byun, where are you going?

- See you tonight! - Come on, Byun!

What will we do without him?

I'm the foreign minister.

People from the west country makes my head dizzy.

I have a big plan.

We will print history.

If you win, I'll send your brother home.

So do your best.

Korean representative, come forward!

Western Representative, come forward!

The challenge is how much a burden that you can endure.

Please open your pants!

Start!

One!

Two!

Three!

The amount, 3!

Please open your pants!

Start!

1!

2!

3!

4!

5!

6!

7!

8!

9 ...

10!

11!

Play the music!

Dont worry. You will hear from him soon.

We are late

Where is Byun? He came back, right?

What is wrong? Someone died, or what?

Yes, something happened.

Kang-mok is dead.

Are you serious?

They did not find the body. So pathetic!

That is the reason why he shut himself up.

He hasn't eaten for days.

God!

Let's get out of here. We are making matters worse.

By the way... Why is it so dry lately?

He has hatred ...

Fever comes from that.

He does not want socks in winter

He wants water for cool his body.

He likes to take a bath in the pool.

But he can't do that anymore due to drought

The fever will get worse at night.

So he sleeps walking to find water at night.

He also finally will kill himself

... or die ... because of a fever. ... or dance like crazy ...

And finally died of fever.

Very bad.

Is there no cure?

No.

There is one but it doesn't use money.

Requires a body.

The strong aura Yang.

Body?

Medical science is way of human relations

It's not easy to say.

But you have to fuck her so he healed.

This is just what the doctor said.

What?

I cannot force you to fuck her, understand?

But you have to insert your penis into her vagina for her recovery.

If not, he won't long-lasting.

Okay.

Okay.

It's possible to use medication, But it will take 10, 20 years.

A sick body must be treated with a healthy body.

Your brother died, right?

My husband, please.

You are now my legal husband.

Looks nice.

It looks better on you.

Yes?

Ok, let's wrap it up.

Leaves wither due to dryness

Cannot wash because there is no water.

How is Byun?

He is like a dead person without his brother.

Worried about him? Or too passionate?

I am heartless.

Don't you feel sorry for him ??

Impossible.

He is having fun with her brother-in-law.

Enough already.

Honestly, I really miss him.

If I don't sleep with him, definitely not like this.

Are you pregnant?

You're in big trouble!

What is...

No, I'm not!

What is that?

For heaven's sake!

What is wrong?

Less satisfied?

Let's do it one more time.

Stop it.

Don't force it for your sake.

What are you talking about? I could overnight.

Come here.

I miss you so much When on the battlefield!

Dear?!

How strange!

If the drought continues, the village will perish.

Revenge of a virgin which causes drought.

This is a bad sign from female voice.

A lonely voice ... What should we do?

Is that from a female bear?

Yin and Yang.

We have to send A man with a strong aura.

You mean a man and a bear ...

The bear is the god of this village.

That's a holy sacrifice for gods!

But that was unthinkable in Confucianism.

Nonsense!

You want the village to dry up perish?

But who are the volunteers?

Who wants to sleep with a bear?

There is one way.

Do you remember wooden nose drink?

Not here, sir.

I did it!

But open.

Let me see .. Give it here.

How can?!

Who dares to drink Yang?

You are like that since the day before.

Who is? Who slept with you?

When we all left, Byun is the only man here.

He won't cheat on you If you satisfy him in bed!

- Am I right? - Of course.

Here, this is not what you think.

This is a bad dream!

I told him to drink one sip.

Disaster will be soon overwrite the village!

Catch Byun in! He caused the drought!

He drank Yang! We will give him to the bear!

Byun You're in danger!

Come here.

Dear!

The worst is your brother ...

Byun

Byun

Your brother is back! Byun

Byun

Byun

I'm back, Byun!

Where is he going? I have dried squid for him.

Byun

Byun

Good news.

What is that?

She is pregnant. He is cooking.

Our baby in my stomach ...

This is also bad news.

Drought will cause fever And killed himself.

If it doesn't rain soon ...

Fever will kill him and the baby.

Will kill both of them.

Hey, where are you going? Run away?

I can't believe they will sacrifice you.

Leave the village before they sacrifice you to the bear.

Run away now!

What are you doing? Run!

That's Byun!

Catch him!

I have nothing left.

Water...

There isn't a single drop water to drink

Moms...

I am not your mother.

A very unfortunate life ...

Take something that can be drunk.

We have nothing to give to this crazy person.

Don't be silly! Shameless!

All you think about is sex.

Don't you know? Is that feeling lonely?

Too lonely driving someone crazy.

Take something for him!

Come on

Are you happy? I'm back healthy?

Sure, we are happy. We are very happy.

- What happened to him? - That...

Where did Byun go? when his wife is sick?

Darling, how was the marriage

What?

Cô ấy và Byun?

You mean Are they not married yet?

Before I went to the military, I told him to marry her.

I call him my husband, But he did not believe me.

He is your husband. and he doesn't trust you?

Then Byun and Darling what pair up?

You have to have a party to be official.

But I have a baby.

Is it true?

Where is he too?

Don't let anyone through this line.

Especially women!

He did not fight.

I didn't tell about the bear.

Ended already.

Byun will surely die.

Chairman!

Byun

Byun

Leave the village.

Think about Darling and your baby.

You have to take care of them both.

Darling, he ...

Is she crazy?

What are you doing? Get out of here!

Shameless! Stop it!

Someone is dying. What's with the line?

Man / Woman... Is it useful ?!

I have a baby.

Unfortunately ...

What are you doing? Don't give up now!

we don't give up like this!

Let's all pray to the gods.

Is he going crazy?

Playing big drums?

Is that all you can do?

If you want to do it, Do it right!

He did it again.

♪ God of heaven and earth ♪

♪ give my husband ♪

♪ a wonderful dream tonight ♪

♪ The gods of heaven and earth Please hear our song ♪

♪ bless this dry land with rain and dew ♪

♪ give me my husband good night tonight ♪

♪ The gods of heaven and earth Please hear our song ♪

♪ bless this dry land with rain and dew ♪

♪ Give me my husband Sweet dreams tonight ♪

♪ Give my husband Sweet dreams tonight ♪

Residents save themselves ...

My husband lives.

He live.

Where did they all go?

Geumdong! Geumdong!

- Eundong! - Ginam!

Youngjin!

Father!

Father!

Father!

Father!

What do girls know about Byun ??

I heard it's so big.

As big as a human body!

- It's a little embarrassing, but ... - Which one?

I hear he made love to a bear!

T. Popon Hasbi Banda Aceh, 7 March 2012