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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,289 --> 00:00:19,745 THREE NIGHTS OF LOVE 2 00:01:45,865 --> 00:01:49,979 THE WIDOW 3 00:03:05,487 --> 00:03:07,079 My respects. 4 00:03:09,127 --> 00:03:10,719 Relatives? 5 00:03:12,527 --> 00:03:15,405 - Cousins. - Our respects. 6 00:03:30,207 --> 00:03:32,084 Slowly. 7 00:03:33,727 --> 00:03:35,604 Slowly. 8 00:03:37,127 --> 00:03:39,004 Slowly. 9 00:03:39,567 --> 00:03:41,364 Slowly. 10 00:03:42,327 --> 00:03:44,124 Slowly. 11 00:03:44,407 --> 00:03:46,204 Slowly. 12 00:03:47,087 --> 00:03:49,078 Slowly! 13 00:04:00,607 --> 00:04:02,996 My God, my God... 14 00:04:04,487 --> 00:04:07,524 - French perfume. - "Chanel". 15 00:04:11,167 --> 00:04:15,479 Quiet, it's Don Ciccio Tralia's funeral! 16 00:04:27,047 --> 00:04:29,436 Don Ciccio is passing. 17 00:04:32,407 --> 00:04:35,319 - The funeral! - Didn't he die in Paris? 18 00:04:35,487 --> 00:04:39,526 - His French widow brought him back. - Let me see. 19 00:04:47,087 --> 00:04:49,078 - What a woman! - What legs! 20 00:04:49,247 --> 00:04:52,478 - Legs of a Queen! - What a body, what a walk! 21 00:04:52,647 --> 00:04:56,196 - Are those heels she has on? - No, they're stilettos! 22 00:04:59,767 --> 00:05:05,205 - I'd love to see her nude in that hat. - Have some respect, for her and the dead! 23 00:05:05,367 --> 00:05:10,202 I want to be him. A week in his shoes and I'd die happy. 24 00:06:12,247 --> 00:06:14,044 His mother. 25 00:06:28,127 --> 00:06:31,563 My child! 26 00:06:31,767 --> 00:06:33,837 My child! 27 00:06:34,047 --> 00:06:38,040 It had to happen to you! 28 00:06:38,247 --> 00:06:40,841 My child! 29 00:06:44,487 --> 00:06:46,603 It's tradition. 30 00:07:00,367 --> 00:07:05,316 - Who are they? - Relatives from America. Cousins. 31 00:07:08,767 --> 00:07:11,486 Here he was 7 months old. 32 00:07:11,687 --> 00:07:14,918 - How cute! - Sorry? 33 00:07:15,127 --> 00:07:17,118 Cute. 34 00:07:18,687 --> 00:07:21,360 Here he was 7 years old. 35 00:07:23,847 --> 00:07:27,999 - Here, 27. - Oh, he was a hunter! 36 00:07:28,207 --> 00:07:30,323 What a big rifle! 37 00:07:30,527 --> 00:07:33,405 Was he a hunter? 38 00:07:38,847 --> 00:07:41,998 He was so good, so kind. 39 00:07:42,967 --> 00:07:45,162 Adorable. 40 00:07:45,367 --> 00:07:48,564 And we had so little time together, just one week! 41 00:07:49,487 --> 00:07:52,479 After the ceremony we went back to the hotel... 42 00:07:52,687 --> 00:07:56,077 ... to get the suitcases we needed for our honeymoon. 43 00:07:56,247 --> 00:08:00,035 The driver was waiting downstairs for us with the car, but then... 44 00:08:00,327 --> 00:08:02,636 ... we never came down. 45 00:08:02,847 --> 00:08:05,600 The driver waited 8 days for us. 46 00:08:05,767 --> 00:08:09,043 - I see. - So I said... 47 00:08:09,247 --> 00:08:12,478 ... what honeymoon could ever be as sweet as this? 48 00:08:12,687 --> 00:08:15,679 - So we never left. - I see. 49 00:08:15,887 --> 00:08:17,479 Instead... 50 00:08:17,647 --> 00:08:20,764 We went to Champs-Elysée for coffee. 51 00:08:20,967 --> 00:08:23,925 And he found a friend, a Mr. Smith. 52 00:08:24,127 --> 00:08:25,719 I see. 53 00:08:25,927 --> 00:08:28,919 He only had one coffee, just one. 54 00:08:29,127 --> 00:08:32,836 And he said: "My God, I feel terrible." 55 00:08:33,047 --> 00:08:36,403 We went back to the hotel and... he was dead! 56 00:08:37,287 --> 00:08:39,278 Smith, coffee... 57 00:08:39,967 --> 00:08:41,559 I see. 58 00:08:46,567 --> 00:08:48,205 Come on. 59 00:08:48,367 --> 00:08:51,996 Do you want to drag that suitcase around? No, get it later. 60 00:08:52,167 --> 00:08:56,365 But there is very expensive jewelry that Ciccio gave me inside, Cartier... 61 00:08:56,567 --> 00:09:00,355 No one here will touch it. Come on. 62 00:09:03,727 --> 00:09:05,524 Come. 63 00:09:06,207 --> 00:09:08,163 Funeral lunch. 64 00:09:08,527 --> 00:09:10,483 It's tradition. 65 00:09:11,047 --> 00:09:13,003 Just family and close friends... 66 00:09:25,927 --> 00:09:27,645 Good afternoon. 67 00:09:28,887 --> 00:09:30,479 Family friend. 68 00:09:32,807 --> 00:09:34,399 Cousin. 69 00:09:38,087 --> 00:09:39,679 Cousin. 70 00:09:41,727 --> 00:09:43,319 Family friend. 71 00:09:45,047 --> 00:09:46,639 Family friend. 72 00:09:47,607 --> 00:09:49,199 Cousin. 73 00:09:49,407 --> 00:09:51,967 Family friend, cousin... 74 00:09:54,087 --> 00:09:57,477 Christ, they've blocked the road with these bed sheets! 75 00:09:57,647 --> 00:10:00,115 They must have prepared a bath for Don Ciccio's widow. 76 00:10:00,287 --> 00:10:03,359 - At this hour in the morning? - She has needs, she's a widow! 77 00:10:03,527 --> 00:10:08,237 Carmelo is there, close it! Otherwise I'll be a widow, too. 78 00:10:12,967 --> 00:10:15,117 Good morning. 79 00:10:20,407 --> 00:10:23,797 - The bath you asked for is ready. - Ah, I didn't want to... 80 00:10:24,007 --> 00:10:28,205 Your every wish... Here, you are the lady of the house. 81 00:10:30,367 --> 00:10:33,040 Oh, how cute! 82 00:10:33,247 --> 00:10:36,045 They're doing the washing! 83 00:10:37,607 --> 00:10:41,441 As usual, their mother made her nest in the washing machine. 84 00:10:41,647 --> 00:10:44,798 - They're gifts from America. - Cousins? 85 00:10:45,527 --> 00:10:50,282 Cousins. Now, in your state you have to make sure the bath is just tepid. 86 00:10:50,447 --> 00:10:52,836 - But why? - Aren't you pregnant? 87 00:10:53,007 --> 00:10:55,646 - Of course not! - Sorry? 88 00:10:55,967 --> 00:10:57,764 I don't think so... 89 00:10:58,567 --> 00:11:00,159 That's not possible. 90 00:11:00,367 --> 00:11:03,165 I only met him once. 91 00:11:05,687 --> 00:11:07,484 Me, twice. 92 00:11:07,687 --> 00:11:13,205 We only have the doctor's bath here in town, he gives medical baths to people who need it. 93 00:11:13,567 --> 00:11:15,762 People with scabies. 94 00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:20,919 But, out in the street in my gown? 95 00:11:21,127 --> 00:11:24,039 No one here will bother you. 96 00:11:43,767 --> 00:11:47,919 No entry, go back the other way! 97 00:11:48,087 --> 00:11:51,079 - Since when? - Since now! 98 00:11:52,327 --> 00:11:53,919 Good morning. 99 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:57,835 I'm very sorry about this, I don't understand why they have to make such a fuss. 100 00:11:58,007 --> 00:12:01,158 I understand, Miss. It's an honour. 101 00:12:01,407 --> 00:12:05,878 - An honour and a privilege! - Yes, an honour and a privilege! 102 00:12:18,567 --> 00:12:23,641 - Michele, who's that at this hour? - The widow of Don Ciccio the Mafioso. 103 00:12:23,807 --> 00:12:27,163 She's carrying the rose that they brought her from Rome, by plane. 104 00:12:27,327 --> 00:12:29,318 - And she's alone. - At this hour? 105 00:12:29,487 --> 00:12:31,557 I guess she didn't want to meet anyone. 106 00:12:31,727 --> 00:12:35,686 - She's not sleeping in this heat? - She's French. 107 00:12:35,847 --> 00:12:38,839 Close it, don't let her see us! 108 00:12:42,047 --> 00:12:46,677 "My love..." 109 00:12:50,807 --> 00:12:55,756 "You made me..." 110 00:13:00,007 --> 00:13:03,966 "You made me..." 111 00:13:08,327 --> 00:13:13,037 "... you made me crazy." 112 00:13:23,407 --> 00:13:26,797 - Greetings. - Good morning. 113 00:13:41,567 --> 00:13:43,159 Hot, isn't it? 114 00:13:43,927 --> 00:13:45,406 Oh, no... 115 00:13:49,887 --> 00:13:51,479 Farewell. 116 00:14:12,447 --> 00:14:14,438 Poor Ciccio! 117 00:14:16,287 --> 00:14:20,360 The Statue of Liberty? But what does it mean? 118 00:14:31,687 --> 00:14:34,679 Cousins from America sent it. 119 00:14:37,087 --> 00:14:39,078 Which cousins? 120 00:14:39,527 --> 00:14:41,324 Cousins... 121 00:14:43,647 --> 00:14:47,640 If they were French, it would be the Eiffel Tower. 122 00:14:53,087 --> 00:14:58,081 Pretty, but they won't last long. After one day... dead. 123 00:15:00,847 --> 00:15:05,398 Poor Ciccio. So good, so honest... 124 00:15:05,487 --> 00:15:08,684 With him I always felt, I don't know... 125 00:15:08,887 --> 00:15:11,037 ... protected. 126 00:15:12,327 --> 00:15:14,522 Yes, he liked to protect people. 127 00:15:16,767 --> 00:15:20,077 - What's your name? - 'Cola. 128 00:15:20,287 --> 00:15:24,075 - Sorry? - Nicola. 'Cola. 129 00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:31,081 Me, Giselle. Gigì. 130 00:15:31,567 --> 00:15:34,286 - She had a bath this morning. - A bath? 131 00:15:34,447 --> 00:15:36,563 - At the doctor's? - A medical bath? 132 00:15:36,727 --> 00:15:38,319 No, a normal one! 133 00:15:38,487 --> 00:15:42,036 Apparently she has black underwear, hand-made lace... 134 00:15:42,207 --> 00:15:44,767 Sorry, you seem to have dropped something. 135 00:15:44,927 --> 00:15:46,838 - What? - From your mouth. 136 00:15:47,007 --> 00:15:50,761 - Risky words. - Careful, he's with the mafia. 137 00:15:56,407 --> 00:15:59,922 The widow has broken her heel. 138 00:16:00,087 --> 00:16:02,282 You can see her thighs, look! 139 00:16:02,487 --> 00:16:05,160 - Pull back the curtains... - Shit... 140 00:16:18,407 --> 00:16:20,477 Good morning. 141 00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:24,404 Please... 142 00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:29,519 Could you please fix my heel? 143 00:16:29,687 --> 00:16:31,484 Thanks. 144 00:16:34,567 --> 00:16:37,877 My God, how warm... 145 00:17:02,607 --> 00:17:04,962 Please... 146 00:17:05,887 --> 00:17:08,685 ... do you have any shoes with smaller heels? 147 00:17:08,887 --> 00:17:10,286 Yes, of course... 148 00:17:11,007 --> 00:17:12,725 39, no... 149 00:17:13,967 --> 00:17:16,481 Blessed Mother of... 150 00:17:21,607 --> 00:17:23,598 Just a moment, please. 151 00:17:25,527 --> 00:17:27,324 Sorry... 152 00:17:35,327 --> 00:17:38,239 - What are you doing? - Just one week... 153 00:17:38,727 --> 00:17:40,524 Just one week... 154 00:17:41,007 --> 00:17:43,601 ... and I'd die happy! - Are you crazy?! 155 00:17:43,807 --> 00:17:46,401 - You lout! - I'd die happy! 156 00:17:49,207 --> 00:17:53,401 CLOSED FOR MOURNING 157 00:17:59,727 --> 00:18:02,287 - He died of shock. - Of shock. 158 00:18:07,807 --> 00:18:09,798 Actually, he was shot. 159 00:18:11,287 --> 00:18:14,279 Doctor, what does it matter... 160 00:18:20,847 --> 00:18:22,724 Heart failure. 161 00:18:43,207 --> 00:18:44,799 Good afternoon. 162 00:18:47,087 --> 00:18:49,157 It's the shoemaker... 163 00:18:49,367 --> 00:18:53,360 - He's dead. - He was so full of life yesterday! 164 00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:55,959 Too much! 165 00:18:59,567 --> 00:19:04,687 - It's so beautiful here. - Yes, the air is healthy. 166 00:19:05,047 --> 00:19:07,117 It's good for your health. 167 00:19:20,527 --> 00:19:24,918 "My love, my love..." 168 00:19:32,967 --> 00:19:36,755 This is a young man who fell in love with another man's woman. 169 00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:39,925 - Dead. - Dead? How did he die? 170 00:19:41,447 --> 00:19:44,359 Another man's woman. Dead. 171 00:19:45,047 --> 00:19:49,598 - And this is the other man. Dead. - How? 172 00:19:49,807 --> 00:19:52,685 Because he left the woman. 173 00:19:52,847 --> 00:19:55,839 And this is the woman. Dead. 174 00:19:56,447 --> 00:19:58,517 Her too? Was it revenge? 175 00:19:58,687 --> 00:20:00,279 Typhus. 176 00:20:01,967 --> 00:20:06,995 Nice olive trees, this year would be a good one if it wasn't for the flies. 177 00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:12,839 And this is Professor Scortino, he knew so many things... too much. 178 00:20:13,047 --> 00:20:14,719 Dead. 179 00:20:15,487 --> 00:20:17,079 And this... 180 00:20:17,487 --> 00:20:21,480 ... was the teacher who fell in love with the professor. 181 00:20:21,687 --> 00:20:24,201 - Dead. - Why? 182 00:20:24,367 --> 00:20:26,927 - Because she wrote. - What did she write? 183 00:20:27,087 --> 00:20:28,679 She could write. 184 00:20:28,967 --> 00:20:32,243 - Dead, all dead. - All dead. 185 00:20:35,607 --> 00:20:37,199 Excuse me... 186 00:20:37,727 --> 00:20:39,718 ... please excuse me, Miss! 187 00:20:42,087 --> 00:20:44,078 See you tomorrow! 188 00:21:08,447 --> 00:21:13,919 "My love, my love..." 189 00:21:14,127 --> 00:21:17,324 "You made me, you made me..." 190 00:21:42,487 --> 00:21:44,796 Cold! 191 00:22:09,007 --> 00:22:12,761 "My love, my love..." 192 00:22:35,887 --> 00:22:37,479 What's going on? 193 00:22:37,687 --> 00:22:39,484 The water! 194 00:22:39,847 --> 00:22:42,486 Where's the water going? 195 00:22:43,087 --> 00:22:46,079 There must be a leak! 196 00:22:46,807 --> 00:22:49,196 Help! 197 00:22:52,927 --> 00:22:54,519 Someone... 198 00:22:54,847 --> 00:22:57,441 How do I get out of here? 199 00:22:59,287 --> 00:23:01,118 Someone, help me! 200 00:23:02,927 --> 00:23:05,760 Help! 201 00:23:08,127 --> 00:23:11,597 Get me out of here, everything's drying up! 202 00:23:12,087 --> 00:23:14,681 Who's that? Who's screaming? 203 00:23:15,487 --> 00:23:17,478 You, good man! Help me! 204 00:23:18,327 --> 00:23:21,797 - Mother of God! - Go and fetch a ladder! 205 00:23:21,967 --> 00:23:23,639 Get me out of here! 206 00:23:23,927 --> 00:23:28,682 - No, I didn't see anything! - Of course you did! 207 00:23:29,047 --> 00:23:31,356 I'm a prisoner in here! 208 00:23:31,527 --> 00:23:35,486 - Get down here! - I didn't see anything, I'm short-sighted! 209 00:23:35,647 --> 00:23:39,117 - I didn't see anything! - Help! Come back! 210 00:23:39,287 --> 00:23:41,926 Where are you going? I don't bite! 211 00:23:59,167 --> 00:24:00,964 'Cola! 212 00:24:06,407 --> 00:24:07,999 'Cola? 213 00:24:08,887 --> 00:24:10,479 'Cola! 214 00:24:18,367 --> 00:24:21,439 'Cola, where are you going? 215 00:24:30,967 --> 00:24:32,559 'Cola! 216 00:24:33,287 --> 00:24:34,879 'Cola? 217 00:24:35,647 --> 00:24:38,207 - Gigì! - No! 218 00:24:39,087 --> 00:24:41,282 What are you doing?! 219 00:25:07,847 --> 00:25:10,805 You're no man. 220 00:25:13,527 --> 00:25:17,122 - You're no man! - Shit! 221 00:25:23,087 --> 00:25:25,078 The French lady is coming. 222 00:25:25,207 --> 00:25:26,799 Sweep! 223 00:25:28,887 --> 00:25:30,479 Good morning! 224 00:25:30,687 --> 00:25:34,441 - She spoke to you! - No, she spoke to you! 225 00:25:34,647 --> 00:25:36,638 Ladies and gentlemen... 226 00:25:36,847 --> 00:25:40,681 ... the opportunity of your lives has arrived, all the way from Catania... 227 00:25:40,847 --> 00:25:42,838 ... from the streets of old Sicily. 228 00:25:43,007 --> 00:25:45,157 Just look at what we have for you today! 229 00:25:45,367 --> 00:25:48,962 Special products for the elegant woman. 230 00:25:49,887 --> 00:25:53,721 Because the elegant woman always defeats both the husband and lover. 231 00:25:53,927 --> 00:25:56,680 My dear lady! Finally, a woman! 232 00:25:56,847 --> 00:26:02,160 Do not pass up on this opportunity: Socks by Dior, straight from Paris... 233 00:26:02,327 --> 00:26:03,726 Oh, really? 234 00:26:03,887 --> 00:26:06,924 - And look, a garter belt... - Stop that! 235 00:26:07,087 --> 00:26:09,043 French? 236 00:26:09,247 --> 00:26:13,365 You're leaving? If only I could take you home with me! 237 00:26:13,887 --> 00:26:17,516 I'll make that woman mine, even if it's the last thing I do! 238 00:26:26,407 --> 00:26:28,921 - Mother... - Yes? 239 00:26:29,087 --> 00:26:31,362 I think I shall leave. 240 00:26:31,527 --> 00:26:36,442 But why? You are the Queen around here, your every wish is granted. 241 00:26:36,727 --> 00:26:39,480 Yes, I know, but... 242 00:26:39,887 --> 00:26:43,516 There's something in the air, in the atmosphere... 243 00:26:43,727 --> 00:26:45,763 ... something strange. 244 00:26:45,967 --> 00:26:49,642 - Has someone been rude to you? - No, of course not. 245 00:26:49,807 --> 00:26:53,925 But... there's something I don't understand. 246 00:26:58,847 --> 00:27:02,476 Mr. Smith has drunk his coffee. 247 00:27:04,367 --> 00:27:05,766 Mr. Smith... 248 00:27:05,967 --> 00:27:11,360 The American that bought your husband coffee in Paris. 249 00:27:11,487 --> 00:27:13,717 Now he has drunk his coffee, too. 250 00:27:14,127 --> 00:27:17,119 Really? With sugar? 251 00:27:18,567 --> 00:27:21,286 No, with arsenic. 252 00:27:31,767 --> 00:27:33,166 No. 253 00:27:35,567 --> 00:27:37,364 Shit! 254 00:27:51,687 --> 00:27:57,080 You were going to see the lady Giselle, Don Ciccio's widow. How dare you? 255 00:27:57,287 --> 00:27:59,118 No! 256 00:27:59,807 --> 00:28:01,798 So, you despise her? 257 00:28:01,887 --> 00:28:07,439 You despise the widow of Don Ciccio? Do you know what that means? 258 00:28:13,967 --> 00:28:15,958 What can I do now? 259 00:28:16,167 --> 00:28:20,160 That's it, I'm leaving! Arsenic, coffee... 260 00:28:20,327 --> 00:28:22,158 I've had enough! 261 00:28:23,047 --> 00:28:27,802 What a place! What people! I've never seen anything like it! 262 00:28:27,967 --> 00:28:29,958 First the shoemaker... 263 00:28:30,167 --> 00:28:35,195 Then that poor idiot. What am I, the Queen of Caribbean? 264 00:28:35,287 --> 00:28:39,200 And poor Ciccio, so good, so kind, he was really a hunter! 265 00:28:39,367 --> 00:28:41,562 No, I'm leaving! That's enough! 266 00:28:41,727 --> 00:28:44,605 Chicago, cousins, coffee... 267 00:28:45,247 --> 00:28:47,238 And that poor 'Cola... 268 00:28:49,047 --> 00:28:51,845 Gigì, I am a man... 269 00:28:52,367 --> 00:28:54,085 ... a dead man. 270 00:28:59,447 --> 00:29:04,475 Lady Matilde, there is a man in the lady's room. 271 00:29:06,367 --> 00:29:12,124 How can that woman not enjoy television? 272 00:29:14,887 --> 00:29:17,640 - Get out of here! - If I stay, it's be an insult. 273 00:29:19,407 --> 00:29:22,956 If I go, it's a discourtesy. 274 00:29:23,207 --> 00:29:26,404 - We should at least... - At least... 275 00:29:28,087 --> 00:29:33,081 - At least make love, Gigì! - 'Cola! 276 00:29:38,087 --> 00:29:40,965 'Cola, I'm so sorry! 277 00:29:44,327 --> 00:29:46,716 Gigì, you're killing me. 278 00:29:48,456 --> 00:29:51,903 CLOSED FOR MOURNING 279 00:30:12,087 --> 00:30:16,683 - Don Ciccio's widow is leaving, thank God! - Let me out, I haven't been out in a week! 280 00:30:16,887 --> 00:30:19,640 If she's gone by tomorrow, you can go out. 281 00:31:18,047 --> 00:31:21,278 - Our respects, and bon voyage. - Thank you. 282 00:31:21,447 --> 00:31:25,440 If you need anything... you know where we are. 283 00:32:03,207 --> 00:32:06,005 All aboard, ladies and gentlemen! 284 00:32:08,407 --> 00:32:10,557 All aboard! 285 00:32:10,927 --> 00:32:13,725 I've decided, I'm not leaving. 286 00:32:18,487 --> 00:32:21,285 Young man, what is your name? 287 00:32:21,927 --> 00:32:24,725 My name... was Carmelo. 288 00:32:30,034 --> 00:32:34,634 GOOD-WILL-BROTHERS 289 00:33:03,127 --> 00:33:04,719 Come on! 290 00:33:06,847 --> 00:33:08,439 Ghiga! 291 00:33:36,007 --> 00:33:38,601 Can we go, please? Come on. 292 00:33:39,087 --> 00:33:42,204 With you one can't do anything. 293 00:33:48,727 --> 00:33:50,319 Go on, then! 294 00:34:13,487 --> 00:34:14,920 Hello! 295 00:34:15,087 --> 00:34:20,923 In such a hurry and then you drive slow enough to be overtaken by a Cinquecento! 296 00:34:21,087 --> 00:34:25,877 Don't annoy me, I'll drive how I want. The car is mine, after all. 297 00:34:32,847 --> 00:34:39,161 - At least give me one of your cigarettes. - In 15 minutes. I told you, one an hour. 298 00:34:40,127 --> 00:34:43,119 Can I have one of your sweets, then? 299 00:34:55,287 --> 00:34:59,200 - Petrol! - It's empty already? 300 00:35:02,767 --> 00:35:05,759 - 4-star, please! - Right away. 301 00:35:23,847 --> 00:35:26,566 - 2,000. - Sorry? 302 00:35:26,767 --> 00:35:28,758 2,000. 303 00:35:50,487 --> 00:35:52,205 Thanks. 304 00:35:59,727 --> 00:36:01,479 Damn it! 305 00:36:01,687 --> 00:36:05,726 Then come and get me tomorrow at six. Don't make me wait, okay? 306 00:36:05,927 --> 00:36:09,920 - When are you taking me to Milan? - Why, don't you like my mansion? 307 00:36:10,127 --> 00:36:13,119 It feels like I'm in Montecarlo! 308 00:36:13,287 --> 00:36:16,279 - Bye. - Bye. 309 00:36:16,407 --> 00:36:19,604 - And don't speed, go slowly! - Yes... 310 00:38:26,647 --> 00:38:32,722 - Where am I? - At the Good-Will-Brothers Convent. 311 00:38:34,047 --> 00:38:36,038 A convent? 312 00:38:36,247 --> 00:38:41,241 We also have a small hospital for diseases of the skin. 313 00:38:41,807 --> 00:38:45,516 - Then why am I here? - Because you can't be moved just now. 314 00:38:45,687 --> 00:38:48,599 And also, we're kind of responsible. 315 00:38:49,127 --> 00:38:53,279 The cart that caused your accident belongs to the convent. 316 00:38:53,447 --> 00:38:57,201 - What happened to me? - Don't worry, nothing serious! 317 00:38:57,407 --> 00:39:02,640 You just have a few fractures: the legs, three ribs, the shoulder and both arms. 318 00:39:02,887 --> 00:39:05,685 - Anything else? - Nothing else.. 319 00:39:06,327 --> 00:39:11,606 Now you just need to rest. If you need anything, call me. 320 00:39:11,967 --> 00:39:14,845 Praise the lord Jesus Christ. 321 00:40:14,687 --> 00:40:16,882 - Did you call? - Yes. 322 00:40:17,047 --> 00:40:20,517 - I'd like a cigarette. - I'm sorry, I don't smoke. 323 00:40:21,047 --> 00:40:26,075 - Could you send for some, please? - Not at this hour. 324 00:40:26,527 --> 00:40:29,405 - What time is it? - 8 in the evening. 325 00:40:29,887 --> 00:40:32,082 Are you afraid of the dark? 326 00:40:32,287 --> 00:40:36,121 No, but the rules of the convent state that we cannot leave after sunset. 327 00:40:39,247 --> 00:40:41,886 - Praise the Lord Jesus Christ. - Hey, you! 328 00:40:42,087 --> 00:40:44,123 - Father! - I'm new here... 329 00:40:44,367 --> 00:40:48,280 - You can call me brother. - Listen, will you get me the nurse? 330 00:40:48,487 --> 00:40:50,318 I'm the nurse. 331 00:40:51,327 --> 00:40:56,321 Are there no females around here? Do you do everything? 332 00:40:56,527 --> 00:41:00,918 No, there's the farmer's wife, I'll go and get her for you! 333 00:41:01,287 --> 00:41:02,845 Hurry up! 334 00:41:58,367 --> 00:42:01,279 Sir, you can consult whoever you wish. 335 00:42:01,487 --> 00:42:05,082 But I assure you we've done everything in our powers. 336 00:42:05,247 --> 00:42:07,761 The only cure now is rest and immobility. 337 00:42:07,927 --> 00:42:10,964 Besides, here the young lady has all the assistance she needs. 338 00:42:11,167 --> 00:42:13,158 This way, Sir. 339 00:42:19,327 --> 00:42:23,525 - We are vegetarians. - You, perhaps, but the lady isn't. 340 00:42:25,727 --> 00:42:31,279 Couldn't you have found a nicer place to break your neck? 341 00:42:31,487 --> 00:42:34,638 - You can go back to Milan. - And leave you here alone? 342 00:42:34,847 --> 00:42:38,237 Don't worry, there's no competition here! 343 00:42:40,967 --> 00:42:44,960 - Are you hungry? - Only if you feed me. 344 00:43:12,167 --> 00:43:13,964 Hot! 345 00:43:19,727 --> 00:43:22,321 Is your father very angry? 346 00:43:24,327 --> 00:43:26,318 Why are you laughing? 347 00:43:27,327 --> 00:43:31,957 I don't like the soup. Can I try some of the vegetables? 348 00:44:08,087 --> 00:44:13,002 So, I'm going to call the professor in Milan and see if we can move you. 349 00:44:13,207 --> 00:44:15,004 - Bye. - Bye. 350 00:44:16,047 --> 00:44:18,038 Do you need anything, Ghiga? 351 00:44:18,247 --> 00:44:21,956 50 packs of cigarettes, a bottle of whiskey, a new car... 352 00:44:22,167 --> 00:44:25,159 The car will have to wait. Bye. 353 00:44:25,767 --> 00:44:28,725 And you will have to wait, too! 354 00:44:35,007 --> 00:44:39,000 - Well, what do you think of my Gibò? - He's your husband? 355 00:44:44,567 --> 00:44:47,559 - He isn't your husband? - Not exactly. 356 00:44:47,767 --> 00:44:49,917 Let's just say he's my boyfriend. 357 00:44:53,487 --> 00:44:57,196 - Do you love him? Will you get married? - No! 358 00:44:57,407 --> 00:45:00,797 Who needs that? It's so nice being free! 359 00:45:01,167 --> 00:45:06,878 - Do you work? - Well, I get paid. 360 00:45:07,367 --> 00:45:12,885 - And what kind of work do you do? - I keep Gibò company. 361 00:45:15,687 --> 00:45:17,757 Sorry? 362 00:45:19,927 --> 00:45:23,840 He thinks I'm nice, attractive... 363 00:45:25,927 --> 00:45:28,919 Isn't it right that he should pay me? 364 00:45:33,167 --> 00:45:36,239 - What are you doing, praying? - Yes. 365 00:45:36,567 --> 00:45:39,639 - Why? - For you. 366 00:45:39,847 --> 00:45:44,045 Don't waste your time, I don't need anything. 367 00:46:06,767 --> 00:46:09,759 Will you pass me a cigarette? 368 00:46:23,607 --> 00:46:27,998 Hey, don't go! I can't smoke by myself. 369 00:46:35,767 --> 00:46:39,077 - Want a chocolate? - No, thank you. 370 00:46:39,287 --> 00:46:42,085 They're very nice. 371 00:46:52,767 --> 00:46:55,839 Hey, do you have a name? 372 00:46:56,127 --> 00:46:59,597 - What do they call you? - Brother Felice. 373 00:47:00,807 --> 00:47:03,765 Felice means happy. Are you happy? 374 00:47:08,527 --> 00:47:13,442 Why is it you can't wait to leave when you're with me? 375 00:47:13,607 --> 00:47:18,761 - There are other sick people to see. - Well, none as serious as me. 376 00:47:19,287 --> 00:47:21,881 I need someone here all the time. 377 00:47:22,047 --> 00:47:26,006 That kind of assistance is reserved for dangerous cases. 378 00:47:26,727 --> 00:47:28,763 But I am a dangerous case! 379 00:47:28,967 --> 00:47:31,800 Hold on, give me another drag! 380 00:47:41,327 --> 00:47:44,046 Praise the lord Jesus Christ. 381 00:47:57,767 --> 00:48:00,600 A coat for the professor. 382 00:48:19,007 --> 00:48:22,283 Miss, are you in such a hurry to return to Milan? 383 00:48:22,447 --> 00:48:26,838 - Everything hurts... - Perhaps when she is off the traction... 384 00:48:27,047 --> 00:48:31,643 - Doctor, when would you remove the traction? - Well, two weeks from now. 385 00:48:31,807 --> 00:48:35,720 I'm certain that in this condition you shouldn't be traveling. 386 00:48:35,767 --> 00:48:38,964 - I don't know... - We shouldn't move her now. 387 00:48:39,167 --> 00:48:42,398 I will return 20 days from now, here she will heal well. 388 00:48:42,567 --> 00:48:48,642 The doctor who put her in plaster apologises for not being here, he is away on an urgent visit. 389 00:48:48,847 --> 00:48:51,520 I will prescribe her some painkillers. 390 00:48:51,767 --> 00:48:53,803 - Sir, how much do I owe you? - 100,000. 391 00:48:54,007 --> 00:48:55,520 Ouch! 392 00:50:08,607 --> 00:50:10,802 Do you have a light? 393 00:50:13,927 --> 00:50:15,918 There's no smoking here! 394 00:50:16,207 --> 00:50:19,199 In such a state and you're trying to smoke, as well? 395 00:50:19,367 --> 00:50:21,358 Go back to sleep! 396 00:50:26,447 --> 00:50:29,041 I've never seen you before. 397 00:50:29,247 --> 00:50:34,116 And you won't see me again if you carry on with such nonsense! 398 00:50:34,287 --> 00:50:40,601 - Is Brother Felice not here? - No, I'm here. Am I not good enough? 399 00:51:20,207 --> 00:51:23,165 Ah, good, they're connecting the telephone. That way I can call you this evening. 400 00:51:23,367 --> 00:51:26,916 I really must get back to Milan you see, darling. Do you mind? 401 00:51:27,087 --> 00:51:30,124 - I guess not... - Bye. 402 00:51:30,287 --> 00:51:32,960 - Ouch! - Sorry, did I hurt you? 403 00:51:33,167 --> 00:51:35,601 - My arm! - I'm sorry. Bye. 404 00:51:35,767 --> 00:51:37,485 Bye. 405 00:51:40,047 --> 00:51:42,322 Here you go, Miss. The telephone is working. 406 00:51:42,727 --> 00:51:45,719 - Will you call Milan for me? - What number? 407 00:51:45,887 --> 00:51:49,084 37 - 23 - 15. 408 00:51:53,967 --> 00:51:58,279 - Milan is on the line. - Closer, there. Hello? 409 00:51:58,487 --> 00:52:04,164 "In the Painted Blue"? Is the Maltese there? Will you call him for me? 410 00:52:06,167 --> 00:52:10,080 Hello, this is "Baby Girl". Hi, darling. 411 00:52:11,447 --> 00:52:14,996 At the hospital, yes, an... 412 00:52:15,207 --> 00:52:16,799 ... an accident. 413 00:52:20,087 --> 00:52:22,760 No, I'm not dead yet! 414 00:52:22,967 --> 00:52:26,596 Yes, in plasters. For 40 days. 415 00:52:26,927 --> 00:52:29,919 I was with Gibò, but he left. 416 00:52:30,087 --> 00:52:31,918 Yes, he was driving! 417 00:52:33,767 --> 00:52:38,283 No, how silly of me! First he was driving, then me. 418 00:52:38,487 --> 00:52:43,038 Darling, why don't you come and see me tomorrow? 419 00:52:46,327 --> 00:52:48,318 Yes, in plasters. 420 00:52:49,807 --> 00:52:52,002 But how am I supposed to... 421 00:52:53,687 --> 00:52:55,598 Sorry? 422 00:52:55,847 --> 00:52:58,236 Yes, because all you think about is... 423 00:52:59,887 --> 00:53:01,479 Well... 424 00:53:05,167 --> 00:53:07,158 Go to hell! 425 00:53:10,007 --> 00:53:14,205 What are you doing with that? Can't you see that I'm finished? 426 00:53:26,567 --> 00:53:31,800 I made them put the telephone in, just for him... 427 00:53:32,607 --> 00:53:34,563 I'm terrible at relationships. 428 00:53:34,767 --> 00:53:40,603 Every time I like someone, it always ends up like this! 429 00:53:47,047 --> 00:53:52,360 It's useless to look at me like that. Even if you wear a cassock, it doesn't matter to me. 430 00:53:58,887 --> 00:54:01,082 Did you pick these flowers? 431 00:54:02,087 --> 00:54:04,647 - Yes. - For me? 432 00:54:05,367 --> 00:54:11,556 Yes, and I brought you something else. The cigarettes they confiscated. Want one? 433 00:54:11,767 --> 00:54:15,521 Thanks, I'm desperate without cigarettes. 434 00:54:17,807 --> 00:54:22,881 - Why weren't you here last night? - It was my night off. 435 00:54:23,087 --> 00:54:25,726 Why don't you sit here with me for a while? 436 00:54:25,927 --> 00:54:29,522 I'll sit if you allow me to do something. 437 00:54:29,727 --> 00:54:32,924 You can do anything you want. Sit down. 438 00:54:36,527 --> 00:54:39,121 I hope you'll be patient enough to listen to me. 439 00:54:39,327 --> 00:54:42,922 I wanted to read to you a few pages from this book I always carry with me. 440 00:54:43,087 --> 00:54:46,238 - What book is it? - It's called... 441 00:54:46,447 --> 00:54:51,441 "The Art of Using One's Sins." by Saint Francis De Sales. 442 00:54:51,727 --> 00:54:54,719 Some of the words made me think about you. 443 00:54:54,887 --> 00:54:57,879 So, you think about me? 444 00:55:00,167 --> 00:55:02,886 "Do not torment yourself, do not trouble yourself..." 445 00:55:03,087 --> 00:55:07,080 "... if you still see such imperfections in your soul." 446 00:55:07,367 --> 00:55:10,359 "Although you must reject such things..." 447 00:55:10,527 --> 00:55:13,519 "... you must not allow yourself to be tormented by them..." 448 00:55:13,687 --> 00:55:19,000 "... but to face them instead with bravery and courage." 449 00:55:19,207 --> 00:55:22,165 "When you are to fight temptation..." 450 00:55:24,047 --> 00:55:26,038 Your painkillers! 451 00:55:26,647 --> 00:55:29,844 The doctor said it's very important. 452 00:55:32,727 --> 00:55:37,323 No, I don't want it. I have all night to sleep. 453 00:55:37,847 --> 00:55:41,840 - But you have to take it. - No. 454 00:55:42,447 --> 00:55:45,644 I've been given an order, and if you don't take it... 455 00:55:45,847 --> 00:55:49,044 ... I will have to spend all evening doing penance. 456 00:55:49,247 --> 00:55:51,124 Please! 457 00:56:03,367 --> 00:56:04,925 Thank you. 458 00:56:07,247 --> 00:56:11,035 Praise the Lord Jesus Christ. 459 00:57:20,887 --> 00:57:23,481 Help, Brother Felice! 460 00:57:27,767 --> 00:57:29,485 I'm dying! 461 00:57:56,527 --> 00:57:58,119 Help! 462 00:58:06,367 --> 00:58:08,597 Help, my arm! 463 00:58:12,847 --> 00:58:17,443 Perhaps you don't realise the seriousness of the sin you just committed. 464 00:58:17,647 --> 00:58:23,005 Life is the most precious of God's gifts, and you wish to renounce it? 465 00:58:23,207 --> 00:58:26,199 Do you really think I'm the type? 466 00:58:26,647 --> 00:58:30,845 - Then why did you do it? - Can't you guess? 467 00:58:31,007 --> 00:58:34,158 "That kind of assistance is reserved for dangerous cases." 468 00:58:34,367 --> 00:58:38,918 What, are you going? 469 00:58:39,087 --> 00:58:43,080 Would you deny assistance to a dangerous case? 470 00:58:47,287 --> 00:58:50,279 Very well, I'll stay. 471 00:58:51,127 --> 00:58:54,119 Would it pain you so much to spend a night with me? 472 00:58:54,927 --> 00:58:56,519 No. 473 00:58:57,287 --> 00:59:00,279 But I hope that the Lord will help me. 474 00:59:00,487 --> 00:59:03,081 Help you do what? 475 00:59:03,287 --> 00:59:07,724 I'd like to encourage you to find some faith, but I don't know what words to use. 476 00:59:07,927 --> 00:59:11,476 Tomorrow is the day of Saint Christopher, patron of transportation. 477 00:59:11,687 --> 00:59:14,360 Why don't you take communion? 478 00:59:14,527 --> 00:59:18,315 Yes, to thank him for putting me in this mess. 479 00:59:18,487 --> 00:59:20,318 You could have died... 480 00:59:20,887 --> 00:59:23,720 Only if you listen to my confession! 481 00:59:23,887 --> 00:59:26,355 How can I? I'm not yet a priest. 482 00:59:28,047 --> 00:59:32,438 And I really wanted to tell you some things about myself. 483 00:59:33,727 --> 00:59:37,197 Very well. Then tell me, if it will help. 484 00:59:37,447 --> 00:59:43,317 Well, I've always looked for fun in life. At 15 years old I ran away from school. 485 00:59:43,527 --> 00:59:47,042 I had no money, but... 486 00:59:47,247 --> 00:59:50,922 ... I soon found men that were willing to help me. 487 00:59:51,127 --> 00:59:56,599 - They always gave me what I needed. - Have you never loved anyone? 488 00:59:56,767 --> 00:59:59,520 - No. - It helps to love. 489 01:00:01,127 --> 01:00:03,925 Why do you want to be a priest anyway? 490 01:00:09,287 --> 01:00:12,199 It's a long story. 491 01:00:12,407 --> 01:00:17,879 I've always been in love with everything, ever since I was small. 492 01:00:18,087 --> 01:00:21,238 I cried a lot when I was a child, but no one knew why. 493 01:00:21,407 --> 01:00:26,276 Though I wasn't sad, I was moved by the world's charms. 494 01:00:26,447 --> 01:00:31,362 Everything seemed so beautiful. I told that to my Parish Priest. 495 01:00:31,567 --> 01:00:38,040 And he told me that I needed strength and that God would give it to me. 496 01:00:38,207 --> 01:00:44,282 He said that the Lord would entrust me with loving all men and women. 497 01:00:44,447 --> 01:00:47,166 So, you love me as well? 498 01:00:48,807 --> 01:00:51,196 Why are you so sad? 499 01:00:53,087 --> 01:00:59,083 But have you never loved someone? Have you never had a crush on someone? 500 01:01:00,807 --> 01:01:03,446 Yes, but it shames me to say it. 501 01:01:03,607 --> 01:01:07,646 - I have sinned much these last few days. - You've fallen in love? 502 01:01:09,767 --> 01:01:15,000 Every morning when I wake up I find a lizard sitting on my window sill. 503 01:01:16,167 --> 01:01:18,158 It must be very young. 504 01:01:18,327 --> 01:01:21,922 I'm convinced that it sits there and waits for me. 505 01:01:22,127 --> 01:01:24,561 Yesterday it even let me stroke its back. 506 01:01:25,087 --> 01:01:27,885 - A lizard? - Yes. 507 01:01:34,127 --> 01:01:37,517 It must be nice to love. 508 01:01:38,527 --> 01:01:39,926 I... 509 01:01:40,367 --> 01:01:43,279 ... when I give a man... 510 01:01:44,167 --> 01:01:46,761 ... when I give him a kiss... 511 01:01:48,407 --> 01:01:51,399 Not just a kiss, but anyway... 512 01:01:52,127 --> 01:01:54,960 In that moment... 513 01:01:55,127 --> 01:01:57,925 ... I lose track of everything... 514 01:01:58,127 --> 01:02:01,119 ... and it feels like love. 515 01:02:01,327 --> 01:02:06,321 But it's only for a moment, then I find out he's an asshole. 516 01:02:08,647 --> 01:02:13,038 If it was with you, I'm sure it wouldn't be just for a moment. 517 01:02:15,247 --> 01:02:18,205 - Don't say such things, otherwise... - Otherwise what? 518 01:02:18,407 --> 01:02:22,719 - I'll be forced to leave. - But it's the truth. 519 01:02:57,864 --> 01:03:00,439 CLOISTER 520 01:03:38,887 --> 01:03:40,479 Please, leave here! 521 01:03:40,647 --> 01:03:43,400 This is the cloister, women aren't allowed in here! 522 01:03:43,567 --> 01:03:46,559 Please, you don't know what you're doing! 523 01:03:46,727 --> 01:03:48,604 Of course I do. 524 01:03:50,207 --> 01:03:53,358 I'd like to see what you do now, my dear little brother. 525 01:03:53,567 --> 01:03:59,164 - It's a terrible sin. - But it's my sin, isn't it? 526 01:04:02,607 --> 01:04:05,804 - What do you want from me? - Just to talk... 527 01:04:05,967 --> 01:04:09,164 - Then let's go outside in the garden. - No. 528 01:04:09,327 --> 01:04:13,036 I've tried to escape once or twice, my dear little brother. 529 01:04:14,087 --> 01:04:17,079 But men never give you the chance. 530 01:04:17,247 --> 01:04:21,286 If you lock the door, they knock it down. 531 01:04:21,447 --> 01:04:27,044 You feel safe in here because women aren't allowed. But that's too easy... 532 01:04:27,207 --> 01:04:29,198 And now I'm here. 533 01:04:30,287 --> 01:04:33,279 That story about the lizard... 534 01:04:33,967 --> 01:04:36,959 ... doesn't convince me, you know. 535 01:04:37,167 --> 01:04:41,160 At first I thought: "This man must be a Saint." 536 01:04:41,327 --> 01:04:43,761 But no. 537 01:04:44,447 --> 01:04:49,237 - You're just one who runs away. - One must resist temptation. 538 01:04:49,407 --> 01:04:54,401 - No, one must give in to temptation! - I have to pray. 539 01:04:55,967 --> 01:04:57,559 Really? 540 01:04:57,767 --> 01:05:01,555 Then pray. 541 01:05:04,767 --> 01:05:06,359 Pray. 542 01:05:09,527 --> 01:05:11,245 Pray. 543 01:05:16,407 --> 01:05:18,125 Ghiga! 544 01:05:23,047 --> 01:05:26,244 I can hear your heart beating. 545 01:05:27,367 --> 01:05:30,484 I can't do it... 546 01:05:33,447 --> 01:05:36,405 No one will see us in here. 547 01:05:36,607 --> 01:05:39,075 Someone can see us. 548 01:05:44,007 --> 01:05:45,998 Get out of here. 549 01:05:47,487 --> 01:05:50,160 Please, just go. 550 01:05:51,807 --> 01:05:53,399 Go. 551 01:05:53,727 --> 01:05:55,718 Then you are a Saint! 552 01:05:56,087 --> 01:05:58,681 Okay, but go away. 553 01:06:02,727 --> 01:06:05,366 Yes, you're a real Saint. 554 01:06:10,687 --> 01:06:12,678 Forgive me. 555 01:06:15,607 --> 01:06:18,599 Excuse me, I didn't know... 556 01:06:29,647 --> 01:06:31,046 Ghiga! 557 01:06:33,447 --> 01:06:35,039 Ghiga, wait! 558 01:06:38,647 --> 01:06:43,641 My Son, you might be late for the service but there's no need to run like that! 559 01:06:43,807 --> 01:06:47,436 Sorry, Father, I don't feel very well! 560 01:07:57,007 --> 01:08:01,478 Good afternoon, Brother Felice! I've come to take your patient away. 561 01:08:01,647 --> 01:08:06,767 You should be happy, no? Now she won't drive you crazy all day. 562 01:08:06,927 --> 01:08:09,919 Praise the Lord Jesus Christ. 563 01:08:14,087 --> 01:08:17,124 Open up, Ghiga! It's me! 564 01:08:31,287 --> 01:08:34,085 Goodbye, gentlemen! And thank you! 565 01:09:05,687 --> 01:09:10,681 Brother, were are you going? You can't leave the convent after sunset! 566 01:09:12,367 --> 01:09:16,758 - I'm not leaving, I'm escaping! - Ah, fair enough... 567 01:09:18,847 --> 01:09:21,520 Brother Felice! 568 01:09:48,487 --> 01:09:52,765 Excuse me, do you know where I might find Miss Ghiga Lazzarini? 569 01:09:52,927 --> 01:09:54,918 Who? Never heard of her. 570 01:09:55,207 --> 01:09:59,359 - "Baby Girl"? - Ah, yes, but I haven't seen her this year. 571 01:09:59,567 --> 01:10:02,923 - Did she not leave an address? - I have her telephone number... 572 01:10:03,087 --> 01:10:07,603 ... and also an old bill of hers. I've never been able to get hold of her. 573 01:10:10,767 --> 01:10:15,557 - Is her bill very much? - No, not much. Just 700 lire. 574 01:10:17,007 --> 01:10:20,204 - May I pay it? - Of course you can! 575 01:10:20,367 --> 01:10:24,042 - Thank you. - Here's the number, call her if you like. 576 01:10:24,207 --> 01:10:25,799 Thank you. 577 01:10:43,527 --> 01:10:48,806 - Hello, who's speaking please? - Hello, is Miss Ghiga Lazzarini there? 578 01:10:48,967 --> 01:10:53,563 - No... - Do you know where I might find her? 579 01:10:55,367 --> 01:10:56,959 Sorry? 580 01:10:59,847 --> 01:11:01,439 Where? 581 01:11:15,687 --> 01:11:17,279 Excuse me... 582 01:11:20,847 --> 01:11:23,281 Come on Marcello, let's go! 583 01:11:23,447 --> 01:11:25,438 Are you crazy? 584 01:11:33,447 --> 01:11:35,438 Let's take a photo! 585 01:11:35,607 --> 01:11:40,601 I hope you can muster some happier faces than that for this wonderful ceremony! 586 01:11:40,767 --> 01:11:42,758 Alright, here we go. 587 01:11:43,687 --> 01:11:45,200 Don't move! 588 01:11:45,927 --> 01:11:47,519 Hold it! 589 01:11:47,727 --> 01:11:49,445 Done, thank you! 590 01:11:50,047 --> 01:11:52,436 Let's go, it's late. 591 01:11:54,727 --> 01:11:57,241 - Goodbye! - Congratulations! 592 01:11:58,567 --> 01:12:01,798 - You can drive. - Goodbye. 593 01:12:26,407 --> 01:12:28,363 Is he okay? 594 01:12:48,207 --> 01:12:52,041 - Where am I? - At the Good-Will-Brothers Convent. 595 01:13:08,847 --> 01:13:12,283 I brought him back because I am sure that would be the Lord's will. 596 01:13:12,447 --> 01:13:16,235 Praise the Lord's will... 597 01:13:18,847 --> 01:13:22,283 - I trust, brothers... - Don't worry, sister. 598 01:13:22,447 --> 01:13:26,645 If he tries it again, we'll break his other arm. 599 01:13:46,134 --> 01:13:50,456 THE CHILD BRIDE 600 01:14:47,047 --> 01:14:49,959 Very good, the explorers! 601 01:14:51,647 --> 01:14:54,241 Let's go round and round! 602 01:15:17,727 --> 01:15:20,116 Now the swan! 603 01:15:32,727 --> 01:15:35,321 Now in single file! 604 01:16:28,487 --> 01:16:30,478 The grand finale! 605 01:16:39,647 --> 01:16:42,036 How tiring! 606 01:16:54,127 --> 01:16:57,119 Shall we go and take a shower? 607 01:16:58,047 --> 01:17:00,242 Last one there is a rotten egg! 608 01:17:03,567 --> 01:17:06,365 - What's going on? - It's your husband! 609 01:17:06,527 --> 01:17:08,563 Excuse us, Giuliano! 610 01:17:08,767 --> 01:17:12,157 - Why didn't you tell us? - I didn't know! 611 01:17:12,327 --> 01:17:16,559 - Let's go and shower at mine. - Bye! 612 01:17:19,207 --> 01:17:22,040 - Hi. - Hi, darling. 613 01:17:22,207 --> 01:17:28,077 - Sorry about that, how come you didn't say hello? - I saw that you were playing, didn't want to disturb. 614 01:17:28,247 --> 01:17:31,876 - How are you? - Good... well, you know. 615 01:17:32,247 --> 01:17:34,715 Do you feel depressed today, too? 616 01:17:34,887 --> 01:17:36,479 No, not really. 617 01:17:36,687 --> 01:17:41,283 I'll cure you myself with a brand new Swedish technique. Count to three and laugh! 618 01:17:41,447 --> 01:17:44,644 - What? - That way you won't be depressed. 619 01:17:44,807 --> 01:17:47,037 - One... - Alright, one... 620 01:17:47,247 --> 01:17:49,841 - One, two... - One, two, and another makes three. 621 01:17:50,047 --> 01:17:54,199 - Did you say three? - Yes... 622 01:18:09,007 --> 01:18:14,718 - How long do you need to get dressed? - Sorry, I'm late. Will you get my jacket? 623 01:18:14,887 --> 01:18:18,118 - Why can't you get it yourself? - Because I can't. I tried, but... 624 01:18:18,327 --> 01:18:22,798 - Claustrophobia again? - Yes, the doors might just close... 625 01:18:22,967 --> 01:18:24,559 ... and I... 626 01:18:28,647 --> 01:18:32,720 - I want to be your lover! - Why? 627 01:18:32,927 --> 01:18:37,000 So that I can close you in the wardrobe when my husband gets comes home. 628 01:18:37,167 --> 01:18:40,398 - You must want me to die! - No, I want you to get better! 629 01:18:40,567 --> 01:18:44,242 It's nothing but nonsense, see, even I'm happy in here! 630 01:18:44,407 --> 01:18:47,399 - Come in, you'll be cured forever! - Stop that, it's annoying! 631 01:18:47,567 --> 01:18:51,958 And take off that white thing, it makes you look like a ghost! 632 01:18:53,127 --> 01:18:56,915 Here we are again, the phobias are back. 633 01:18:57,127 --> 01:19:00,642 He's afraid of wardrobes again. Ghosts... did you hear him? 634 01:19:00,807 --> 01:19:05,198 Is he even scared of the colour white, now? What should I do, apologise? 635 01:19:05,367 --> 01:19:10,361 But for what? I never know why he gets so angry. 636 01:19:11,767 --> 01:19:14,964 Perhaps making love would help. 637 01:19:15,007 --> 01:19:17,601 Just like that, in the afternoon. 638 01:19:17,807 --> 01:19:22,164 Isn't there a way for husband and wife to speak to one another... 639 01:19:22,367 --> 01:19:25,757 ... to explain things, to talk! 640 01:19:26,687 --> 01:19:30,202 We really love each other don't we, Giuliano? 641 01:19:32,247 --> 01:19:35,557 How am I supposed to talk to this madman? 642 01:19:38,607 --> 01:19:41,758 - Your coffee. - Did you make it, or Teresa? 643 01:19:41,927 --> 01:19:44,919 - Teresa. - Then it really is coffee. 644 01:19:45,087 --> 01:19:49,046 - Tomorrow night we're at Alberto's for dinner. - Really? Did he call you? 645 01:19:49,207 --> 01:19:51,482 - No, I called him. - Why? 646 01:19:51,647 --> 01:19:56,437 Because I want you to talk to him. He's a doctor, and your friend. 647 01:19:56,607 --> 01:20:01,601 You've known each other for so many years, why can't you let him take a look at you? 648 01:20:02,447 --> 01:20:05,917 Giuliano, darling, you're exhausted. 649 01:20:06,327 --> 01:20:10,798 Perhaps you just work too much, I don't know, but it upsets me. 650 01:20:10,967 --> 01:20:14,516 Don't worry about me. And you're right, I'm a bit tired. 651 01:20:14,687 --> 01:20:17,918 - Then give yourself a rest. - Why, do I bother you that much? 652 01:20:18,127 --> 01:20:23,076 No, but it's making your look ugly, your skin is all wrinkled... 653 01:20:23,247 --> 01:20:27,957 - Well, I've never been handsome. I'm old. - Come on, don't be so boring. 654 01:20:28,127 --> 01:20:33,326 "Get some rest, you're sick..." You young people seem like martians to me. 655 01:20:33,527 --> 01:20:37,202 - Yes, Dad! - Actually, presumptuous martians. - Yes, Pappy! 656 01:20:37,367 --> 01:20:40,439 You think you can take me to the doctor as if I was some kind of child. 657 01:20:40,647 --> 01:20:44,162 Do you think it's so easy to cure this... what you refer to as an illness? 658 01:20:44,327 --> 01:20:45,919 It's getting cold! 659 01:20:46,087 --> 01:20:51,036 What do you young people know about the ills of my generation? 660 01:20:51,207 --> 01:20:54,563 You weren't even born when the world fell down on our heads. 661 01:20:54,727 --> 01:20:59,243 When you were born, we were just starting over. We found everything empty! 662 01:20:59,447 --> 01:21:04,441 And empty inside is how we were left, something you can't cure with injections. 663 01:21:05,687 --> 01:21:10,681 From tomorrow, I'm taking the Bianchina and you can have the Jaguar. - What?! - Actually, from this evening. 664 01:21:10,847 --> 01:21:14,840 - What do you mean? - I'm giving you the Jaguar, I prefer the Bianchina. 665 01:21:15,007 --> 01:21:17,999 - Oh, thank you! - But don't speed, alright? 666 01:21:18,167 --> 01:21:22,718 - You prefer the Bianchina? - Yes, the roof can be removed, one can actually breath when driving. 667 01:21:22,887 --> 01:21:25,162 It's not a box, like that one is! 668 01:21:25,367 --> 01:21:30,122 I don't know, it's low, tight, closed-off. And it's red, reminds me of a hairy spider! 669 01:21:30,287 --> 01:21:34,280 - I feel like fainting when I'm inside. - Can't your see that you're sick? 670 01:21:34,447 --> 01:21:38,645 Yes, I'm sick! And if you must know, I saw Alberto a month ago. 671 01:21:38,807 --> 01:21:41,765 And he told me the cause of my illness. 672 01:21:41,927 --> 01:21:44,521 - What is it? - You! - Me? 673 01:21:44,687 --> 01:21:48,726 Yes, you! Because I love you too much, because you've blocked me in. 674 01:21:49,767 --> 01:21:53,043 Because I'm too faithful, because I think about no one but you. 675 01:21:53,207 --> 01:21:56,802 Because I so abruptly stopped my old life over you. 676 01:21:57,327 --> 01:22:00,319 So, you're my sick saint! 677 01:22:00,487 --> 01:22:03,763 - He even recommended me a cure, you know. - What's the cure? 678 01:22:03,967 --> 01:22:05,923 He says that... 679 01:22:06,127 --> 01:22:09,881 ... I should go with other women. - What?! 680 01:22:10,047 --> 01:22:13,198 Then you're a dirty old man, you and your friend Alberto! 681 01:22:13,367 --> 01:22:17,883 No, he meant to re-accustom myself, to open up, to unblock myself again. 682 01:22:18,047 --> 01:22:21,039 Come on! Of course, I have no intention of listening to him. 683 01:22:24,327 --> 01:22:29,321 Little girl! You know that I care more about you than I do my health, don't you? 684 01:22:41,887 --> 01:22:45,880 Doctor, the prescription! 685 01:22:52,927 --> 01:22:56,317 - Alberto. - What is it? - Listen... 686 01:22:56,487 --> 01:23:00,480 - Go ahead. - Come here... 687 01:23:02,207 --> 01:23:05,279 - What do you want? - I've wet myself again. 688 01:23:05,447 --> 01:23:10,475 - Again... you know it's not true, right? - Yes, but it feels like I have. 689 01:23:10,727 --> 01:23:13,719 The exact same sensation. 690 01:23:14,247 --> 01:23:16,238 - Should I go and check? - Check what? 691 01:23:16,447 --> 01:23:20,759 It's only because that guy is dancing with your wife, do you think he's going to take her away? 692 01:23:20,927 --> 01:23:24,237 - Well, he's dancing with his eyes closed. - That's how they dance these days! 693 01:23:27,167 --> 01:23:31,206 Are you dancing with me or someone else? You seem like a piece of wood. 694 01:23:31,367 --> 01:23:37,124 Dancing with you isn't exactly mind-blowing, and you even messed up my dress! 695 01:23:37,247 --> 01:23:40,842 - Shall we go again? - How much do I owe you? 696 01:23:50,927 --> 01:23:53,487 This time, be careful what you reject. 697 01:24:17,607 --> 01:24:21,156 Do you know that there's such a thing as doctor-patient confidentiality? 698 01:24:21,327 --> 01:24:25,764 - I want to see what's written about my husband. - It's nothing to do with you. Give me the papers. 699 01:24:25,927 --> 01:24:28,441 Cirilla, give them to me! 700 01:24:29,927 --> 01:24:32,521 Look what a mess you've made! 701 01:24:32,687 --> 01:24:36,999 - Then tell me what's wrong with Giuliano. - You still don't know, after 2 years of marriage? 702 01:24:37,167 --> 01:24:40,159 - No. - And yet it's quite clear. 703 01:24:40,327 --> 01:24:44,957 He has all the characteristics of a man who has married a child. 704 01:24:45,167 --> 01:24:50,400 That's all. And don't be upset, because you fell in love with him when he was your professor. 705 01:24:50,567 --> 01:24:54,560 - A father-figure. - Oh, really? What else? 706 01:24:54,767 --> 01:24:59,795 It's illogical to deny such things. Now he's older and is busy with work. 707 01:24:59,967 --> 01:25:02,959 And you do nothing but play around, which only aggravates the situation. 708 01:25:03,167 --> 01:25:06,955 So, according to you I'm not the right wife for him. 709 01:25:07,167 --> 01:25:10,876 - That ours is doomed marriage? - Don't be foolish. 710 01:25:11,047 --> 01:25:13,242 Giuliano is very much in love with you. 711 01:25:13,447 --> 01:25:17,440 - You think so? - What's that? One of your husband's tics? 712 01:25:17,607 --> 01:25:21,600 Yes. Does a person do that 20 times a day when they're in love? 713 01:25:21,767 --> 01:25:23,644 Then he must love you too much. 714 01:25:23,847 --> 01:25:27,840 I understand that love isn't everything, but is it always so painful? 715 01:25:28,007 --> 01:25:30,999 He's a complicated man. See, the men of our generation... 716 01:25:31,207 --> 01:25:37,203 How annoying it is, your generation! What makes you so special? The War?! 717 01:25:37,527 --> 01:25:39,199 Untie this for me, it's annoying. 718 01:25:39,367 --> 01:25:45,476 During the War Giuliano was in the Swiss guard, wearing a uniform like this. 719 01:25:46,127 --> 01:25:49,642 And that's not all, he even deserted them The cardinals were looking for him everywhere. 720 01:25:49,807 --> 01:25:54,403 - Yes, I remember. So many things happened to him! - So what should I do? Stay, or leave him? 721 01:25:54,567 --> 01:25:56,797 If you leave him, he'll die! 722 01:25:57,007 --> 01:26:01,603 - Then he always dies! Even if I'm with him, he's dying. - It's just a period of depression. 723 01:26:01,807 --> 01:26:07,677 It's nothing serious, you'll see. With the change in season he'll get better. 724 01:26:07,887 --> 01:26:09,684 Alright, alright... 725 01:26:11,207 --> 01:26:12,799 Either you play seriously, or... 726 01:26:16,367 --> 01:26:20,519 - Listen, young man... - It's a typical Italian game, come and play. 727 01:26:20,887 --> 01:26:22,923 Yes, I'll be right there. 728 01:26:23,127 --> 01:26:27,837 - Cirilla, does it look good like this? - No, what have you done to yourself? 729 01:26:28,007 --> 01:26:30,601 - Hey, you recommended this dress! - Really? 730 01:26:30,807 --> 01:26:33,116 - You know, I'm having doubts. - About what? 731 01:26:33,287 --> 01:26:37,121 - That you're just using your condition. - What do you mean by that? 732 01:26:37,327 --> 01:26:41,320 What did you tell Cirilla? That she's the cause of your phobias? 733 01:26:41,527 --> 01:26:45,918 - That's what you told me. - Yes, but not to repeat to your wife! 734 01:26:46,087 --> 01:26:49,284 - It will only alarm her, she's just a girl. - It slipped out... 735 01:26:49,447 --> 01:26:54,316 You let everything slip out, even piss! You're trying to play the victim! 736 01:26:54,487 --> 01:26:57,206 I want to play, too! 737 01:26:58,007 --> 01:27:02,000 Did you even tell her that I advised you to sleep with another woman? 738 01:27:02,167 --> 01:27:03,361 Me? 739 01:27:03,567 --> 01:27:08,561 - Even the ladies have to write something! - You're number 6... 740 01:27:08,767 --> 01:27:13,761 ... and you're number 7. 741 01:27:14,607 --> 01:27:18,202 Giuliano is number 9 and you're number 10. 742 01:27:18,367 --> 01:27:23,521 Guys, have you written something saucy? If not, it's no fun! 743 01:27:23,727 --> 01:27:26,719 And no questions about sex! What you are, what you aren't? 744 01:27:26,927 --> 01:27:30,966 Here we're all normal! And anyway, I'm not attracted to any of you. 745 01:27:31,167 --> 01:27:33,727 Hand it over, thank you. 746 01:27:35,487 --> 01:27:37,079 Hand it over. 747 01:27:37,247 --> 01:27:40,239 Gabriella, why don't you tell them about the time you took cocaine? 748 01:27:40,447 --> 01:27:44,326 - You don't spell "cocaine" with a Y! - And yours, Doctor? 749 01:27:44,487 --> 01:27:47,320 Listen to what's written here! 750 01:27:49,067 --> 01:27:53,563 "Should I send Giuliano off with another woman?" 751 01:27:55,887 --> 01:27:58,481 Who's this idiot?! 752 01:27:59,327 --> 01:28:01,397 You don't understand anything! 753 01:28:01,847 --> 01:28:06,523 Listen, if you were me what would you reply to this: Yes, or no? 754 01:28:06,727 --> 01:28:10,197 - That all depends on the question! - It's the usual question. 755 01:28:12,287 --> 01:28:16,075 Aren't you Donatella? The daughter of... the one from boarding school? 756 01:28:16,327 --> 01:28:17,919 Finally! 757 01:28:18,807 --> 01:28:20,638 Look at you! 758 01:28:20,847 --> 01:28:26,319 - Pretty, did your wife design it? - Yes, she enjoys that kind of thing. 759 01:28:34,043 --> 01:28:38,445 "This is Cirilla: Would you sleep with my husband?" 760 01:28:43,327 --> 01:28:46,205 I can't stand seeing him with that sad face of his every day! 761 01:28:46,407 --> 01:28:51,401 How strange! Men are capable of just about everything! 762 01:28:51,567 --> 01:28:56,516 - When I think that... - What did I tell you about thinking? 763 01:28:56,687 --> 01:29:00,236 Listen to me... Yes, come on over! 764 01:29:00,447 --> 01:29:04,042 We've decided to pass this weekend at Chiarin's place down by the sea. 765 01:29:04,207 --> 01:29:05,799 Leave it here, please. 766 01:29:06,007 --> 01:29:08,282 - Why don't you come too? - But Peppino might be coming to Rome. 767 01:29:08,487 --> 01:29:10,842 - Do you want some Gin? - No, heaven forbid! 768 01:29:11,007 --> 01:29:13,396 You think I'm trying to corrupt you? 769 01:29:13,567 --> 01:29:17,162 I don't mean to corrupt you, but you're the only one that can help me! 770 01:29:17,327 --> 01:29:21,718 Don't act like you don't understand, what's one more man to you? 771 01:29:21,927 --> 01:29:24,441 - What do you mean by that? - What about Guido? 772 01:29:24,647 --> 01:29:26,444 - Well, so what? - And Giovanni? 773 01:29:26,607 --> 01:29:30,885 - And Marco? - Well, all I end up with is material men! 774 01:29:31,087 --> 01:29:33,157 - Do you love me? - Yes. 775 01:29:33,367 --> 01:29:38,043 Then help me. Don't make me insist over something so ridiculous. 776 01:29:38,207 --> 01:29:41,040 It's better that he goes with you than with some stranger. 777 01:29:41,687 --> 01:29:45,680 Cirilla, what can I say? If it's so important to you... 778 01:29:45,887 --> 01:29:49,402 And stop acting like such a martyr! Is my husband that ugly? 779 01:29:49,607 --> 01:29:54,397 No, actually he's quite interesting, but I don't know if he'll like me. 780 01:29:54,567 --> 01:29:58,685 He doesn't have to like you, that's the point! Just do it... 781 01:29:58,847 --> 01:30:00,678 .. do it for me. 782 01:30:04,407 --> 01:30:07,524 Now's your chance, they're all asleep! 783 01:30:14,367 --> 01:30:15,959 Listen... 784 01:30:16,247 --> 01:30:19,239 It doesn't seem right to me. 785 01:30:19,447 --> 01:30:22,564 Isn't it me who should be getting cold feet? 786 01:30:22,887 --> 01:30:27,005 Maybe, but I don't want to cheat on Peppino! 787 01:30:27,167 --> 01:30:32,002 - Peppino now, as well? - I told him to meet us here. 788 01:30:32,167 --> 01:30:36,046 Please, don't make such a big deal about it. 789 01:30:41,287 --> 01:30:45,838 Cirilla, what is I lose Peppino over this? I mean, he's rich, he owns a cotton mill! 790 01:30:46,007 --> 01:30:47,406 Go! 791 01:30:53,127 --> 01:30:55,402 Now you've got what you want. 792 01:30:55,567 --> 01:30:59,958 If you think I believe that story about not wanting to do it for me... 793 01:31:00,167 --> 01:31:03,159 ... you're mistaken. Are you ill? 794 01:31:03,687 --> 01:31:06,599 Here's your medicine, just as the doctor prescribed. 795 01:31:06,807 --> 01:31:09,275 Now we'll see if those tics of yours go away! 796 01:31:11,487 --> 01:31:15,799 - Peppino! - This place is in the middle of nowhere! 797 01:31:16,007 --> 01:31:21,001 I felt like I had driven all the way down to Africa trying to find this place! 798 01:31:21,167 --> 01:31:25,877 - Where's Gabriella? - In bed, she's sleeping. 799 01:31:26,087 --> 01:31:30,797 - Peppino, you're too noisy! Let's go! - Not in the sun, I hate the sun! 800 01:31:30,967 --> 01:31:33,606 - Where are we going? - For a swim! 801 01:31:33,767 --> 01:31:38,841 But I'm still dressed! At least let be take my shoes and socks off! 802 01:31:40,407 --> 01:31:42,796 Why are you moving over like that? 803 01:31:42,967 --> 01:31:46,642 Well, the bed sheets are too warm, over here they're cooler. 804 01:31:46,807 --> 01:31:49,799 - Don't you like the heat? - No, not when it's this hot. 805 01:31:49,967 --> 01:31:53,437 It also depends on the bed sheets, these are too coarse. 806 01:31:53,607 --> 01:31:58,283 - Why don't we get rid of the bed sheets? - Why don't we get rid of you? 807 01:31:58,447 --> 01:32:00,039 Come out of there! 808 01:32:00,567 --> 01:32:05,357 You could have at least let me get changed, I'm not used to this kind of heat! 809 01:32:05,527 --> 01:32:10,282 - I'm going to get sunstroke! - If you want to get undressed, get undressed! 810 01:32:10,447 --> 01:32:13,917 But I don't even have my swimming trunks! What am I supposed to do, use my underwear? 811 01:32:14,087 --> 01:32:19,320 - Then use your underwear, who'll see you? - I really will get undressed, you know! 812 01:32:19,487 --> 01:32:23,765 Why did you bring me all the way out here? It's like you've kidnapped me. 813 01:32:24,447 --> 01:32:28,406 - What did you have in mind? - Nothing. 814 01:32:28,567 --> 01:32:31,559 - I just wanted to spend time with you. - Spend time with me? 815 01:32:32,047 --> 01:32:35,483 Is that right, Blondie? 816 01:32:35,687 --> 01:32:39,760 What's that, your bathing cap? How refined! 817 01:32:39,967 --> 01:32:42,481 But don't say anything to Gabriella. 818 01:32:42,687 --> 01:32:45,645 Shall we go further out to sea? 819 01:32:45,807 --> 01:32:49,925 - What did you say? - Are you listening to me or not? 820 01:32:51,007 --> 01:32:55,637 Cirilla! Where are you going? Don't tell Gabriella, will you? 821 01:32:55,847 --> 01:33:00,398 I was kidding! Baby, come back here! Where are you going?! 822 01:33:01,967 --> 01:33:06,358 Come out of there, we don't have much time! 823 01:33:06,527 --> 01:33:08,677 - Gabriella, that's enough! - Come out of there! 824 01:33:08,887 --> 01:33:11,117 I can't, I'm suffocating! Get out of here! 825 01:33:11,327 --> 01:33:16,196 - Who's forcing you to stay there? - You! Get out of here, please! 826 01:33:16,367 --> 01:33:18,198 Why are you shouting? 827 01:33:18,367 --> 01:33:23,839 - Because I'm naked and sweaty, go away! - Then I'm going! 828 01:33:25,767 --> 01:33:28,964 You could have warned me. 829 01:33:29,127 --> 01:33:32,915 - What happened? - Nothing... 830 01:34:03,367 --> 01:34:07,440 The cheek of these girls today! They jump all over you! 831 01:34:07,607 --> 01:34:11,680 Without any warning, and with the wife two feet away! 832 01:34:11,847 --> 01:34:18,366 Whenever someone tries to force something so impulsive on me, I always react this way. 833 01:34:20,607 --> 01:34:22,199 My God... 834 01:34:23,647 --> 01:34:25,956 It's strange, I don't feel... 835 01:34:28,007 --> 01:34:29,406 Cirilla! 836 01:34:31,007 --> 01:34:32,804 Cirilla! 837 01:34:36,087 --> 01:34:39,079 - What is it? - Cirilla, it's just... 838 01:34:39,287 --> 01:34:43,963 I think I'm better, I feel relieved! 839 01:34:44,127 --> 01:34:48,279 - But how? - All of a sudden I feel somehow free! 840 01:34:48,447 --> 01:34:50,915 - I was under the bed... - Doing what? 841 01:34:51,087 --> 01:34:54,966 No, I mean that I was under the shower... And I felt somehow vigorous again. 842 01:34:55,127 --> 01:34:58,881 I went into the wardrobe to get a towel, all by myself. See how many I got? 843 01:34:58,927 --> 01:35:01,395 - Were you alone? - Of course I was alone, I told you... 844 01:35:02,327 --> 01:35:04,966 So, the pressure has gone? 845 01:35:05,127 --> 01:35:11,805 You know what these things are like. A sudden shock and it's back to normal. 846 01:35:12,007 --> 01:35:15,158 Almost as if a spell has been broken. 847 01:35:16,207 --> 01:35:18,596 You should be happy! 848 01:35:18,807 --> 01:35:23,403 - I am happy, even if you're lying. - Lying? 849 01:35:23,607 --> 01:35:27,202 - Who? - You and Gabriella! 850 01:35:27,407 --> 01:35:30,524 What do you think... I sent her myself, you know! 851 01:35:30,727 --> 01:35:32,524 But, Gabriella... 852 01:35:34,207 --> 01:35:36,437 Now I understand. 853 01:35:36,607 --> 01:35:40,725 You and that wicked Gabriella came up with this idea together. 854 01:35:40,887 --> 01:35:43,196 You're a couple of idiots! 855 01:35:43,367 --> 01:35:46,165 Luckily I have my dignity, as a reasonable adult... 856 01:35:46,367 --> 01:35:49,677 Otherwise I'd be down at your level, like some kind of animal! 857 01:35:50,807 --> 01:35:53,799 Who did I marry? 858 01:35:54,607 --> 01:35:58,566 I knew that I was marrying a minor, but I didn't think you were so immature! 859 01:35:58,767 --> 01:36:01,759 Alright, I'm immature. But you and Gabriella... 860 01:36:01,967 --> 01:36:06,245 - Me and Gabriella, what? - Yes or no? 861 01:36:06,407 --> 01:36:08,284 No, no! 862 01:36:08,487 --> 01:36:11,240 Because I told her to get lost! 863 01:36:11,407 --> 01:36:14,604 But I'm sure this kind of thing is just normal for you. 864 01:36:15,567 --> 01:36:19,845 And then you laugh when I say that you young people are like martians. 865 01:36:20,007 --> 01:36:23,602 Do you realise that the thing you just tried to make happen... 866 01:36:23,767 --> 01:36:28,921 ... it's something that a proper wife wouldn't even dream of! 867 01:36:29,127 --> 01:36:32,119 But it's because I love you! 868 01:36:32,287 --> 01:36:37,077 I don't understand anything anymore. First you're fine, then you're ill... 869 01:36:37,287 --> 01:36:42,281 - Right now I'm fine. - I'm getting you all wet with my costume. 870 01:36:42,447 --> 01:36:47,282 I'm already all wet. Wouldn't it be better if you take that costume off? 871 01:36:47,447 --> 01:36:50,644 - Yes, Daddy! - Yes, Daddy... 872 01:36:50,807 --> 01:36:52,798 Come on, cover yourself up or you might get sick as well. 873 01:36:53,367 --> 01:36:56,962 And hurry up and grow up, otherwise this Daddy will be your Granddaddy. 874 01:36:59,007 --> 01:37:02,636 Cirilla, I think that... 875 01:37:04,447 --> 01:37:07,644 - You feel it again? - Yes... 876 01:37:09,647 --> 01:37:13,799 Then it's all my fault, Alberto was right! I play around and you suffer! 877 01:37:14,007 --> 01:37:15,918 Who's suffering? 878 01:37:16,127 --> 01:37:20,723 Being able to enter and exit wardrobes isn't such such an important thing in life! 879 01:37:20,927 --> 01:37:25,921 - Cirilla, I'm happy to be your sick man. - Even if I'm a martian? 880 01:37:28,287 --> 01:37:31,245 Better not to answer that. 881 01:37:31,407 --> 01:37:35,082 What does one say to a wife who sends her friends to his bed? 882 01:37:35,247 --> 01:37:40,082 And to cure what? I don't even know that I'm really ill! 883 01:37:40,247 --> 01:37:44,240 But if I get better, what charisma will I have left... 884 01:37:44,407 --> 01:37:47,205 ... for this child bride? 885 01:37:47,367 --> 01:37:49,358 It's much easier to be ill. 886 01:37:49,527 --> 01:37:53,759 Even martians show respect to those who are ill. 887 01:37:53,967 --> 01:37:57,596 - Donatella, hurry up! - Yes, Mother! 888 01:37:57,807 --> 01:37:59,286 Other people are waiting! 889 01:37:59,487 --> 01:38:04,561 Gabriella and I only go "topless" when we're behind closed doors! 890 01:38:12,007 --> 01:38:13,235 Good job! 891 01:38:15,127 --> 01:38:18,722 She's put it on, too. What do you say to that? 892 01:38:18,967 --> 01:38:21,765 I'd have a word with both her and her mother. 893 01:38:21,927 --> 01:38:24,839 Congratulations, Ma'am. You have an extraordinary daughter! 894 01:38:25,047 --> 01:38:27,686 Poor thing, I just wanted to make her happy this year. 895 01:38:27,887 --> 01:38:30,879 She's been studying all year long and hasn't asked me for anything. 896 01:38:31,087 --> 01:38:34,204 She wanted to look fashionable and I thought it wouldn't harm anyone. 897 01:38:34,407 --> 01:38:39,197 Anyway, to me it's a bathing costume that carries a certain innocence. 898 01:38:39,567 --> 01:38:43,355 Really? Well, I have an identical costume, and I'm going to put it on as well. 899 01:38:43,727 --> 01:38:46,446 Guys, Cirilla is going to change into her topless costume! 900 01:38:46,647 --> 01:38:51,277 It's time for the second round! You guys are crazy, you know... 901 01:38:52,767 --> 01:38:54,758 - What's going on? - Afternoon. - Afternoon. 902 01:38:54,927 --> 01:38:57,885 Nothing, Donatella has changed into her topless costume, now Cirilla is doing the same. 903 01:39:01,647 --> 01:39:04,798 See? It's the same, at least the colour is! 904 01:39:04,967 --> 01:39:08,437 What do I care about the colour? It should look the same as well! 905 01:39:08,647 --> 01:39:10,365 Virtuoso! 906 01:39:11,287 --> 01:39:16,281 Come on guys, it's time for a swim! Virtuoso, are you coming? 907 01:39:20,487 --> 01:39:23,957 Professor, do you really think I'd wear a topless costume? 908 01:39:24,167 --> 01:39:28,797 What a nice couple we'd make, you with those socks and me half-nude... 909 01:39:28,967 --> 01:39:33,961 I love you just as you are, but you'll never be modern like me. 910 01:39:34,167 --> 01:39:37,159 I'll have to come and meet you. 911 01:39:37,367 --> 01:39:40,086 Yes, I've decided. 912 01:39:40,967 --> 01:39:44,084 I want to become more mature, well... 913 01:39:44,287 --> 01:39:46,881 More adult-like. 914 01:39:49,687 --> 01:39:52,679 - We're here. - Take these rolls. 915 01:39:52,847 --> 01:39:55,839 Next time we'll take my car because these are all broken. 916 01:39:56,007 --> 01:39:59,795 Are you crazy? Your car is so closed-off that it might as well be a tortoise shell. 917 01:39:59,967 --> 01:40:02,003 He has a Jaguar and drives a car like that! 918 01:40:03,927 --> 01:40:08,205 Let's sit here where we'll be more comfortable, make yourselves at home. 919 01:40:11,487 --> 01:40:15,878 Let's take a look at this project. Yes, take your jackets off. 920 01:40:16,087 --> 01:40:18,203 And this one? 921 01:40:18,887 --> 01:40:20,479 Good evening. 922 01:40:20,647 --> 01:40:24,322 - Good evening, gentlemen. - Hi, Darling. 923 01:40:26,407 --> 01:40:29,399 See how much of a lady I can be? 924 01:40:36,127 --> 01:40:40,803 Are we working standing up? Sit down. So I take it you brought the stairs backward. 925 01:40:40,967 --> 01:40:42,036 Yes. 926 01:40:42,887 --> 01:40:45,879 Now, let's see how elegant I look while sitting down. 927 01:40:47,007 --> 01:40:51,000 On the grandmother's chair, and with the foot-stool! 928 01:41:02,367 --> 01:41:05,359 Poor grandmother must have had really short legs! 929 01:41:13,647 --> 01:41:17,799 Are these the specifics for the stairs? 930 01:41:19,207 --> 01:41:23,200 - The specifics for the stairs? - Yes, that's sheet number 6. 931 01:41:24,167 --> 01:41:26,840 The prospective for the entire ramp. 932 01:41:27,647 --> 01:41:32,562 I was thinking of an alternative, if you think it might be approved? 933 01:41:33,647 --> 01:41:39,244 - How much did you raise it again? - We calculated 17 and 29. - Before I... 934 01:41:41,007 --> 01:41:43,601 Can I get you something to drink? 935 01:41:43,767 --> 01:41:46,281 - Coffee? You, too? - Yes. - Coffee, please. 936 01:41:46,447 --> 01:41:49,405 - Thank you. - Right away. 937 01:41:51,887 --> 01:41:54,879 Enjoy your work, darling. I'll be back soon. 938 01:41:55,087 --> 01:41:58,875 - How much? - 17 and 29. 939 01:41:59,047 --> 01:42:01,800 Too much, make it 17 and 28. 940 01:42:09,927 --> 01:42:13,715 - I'll draw up that estimate then... - Very good. 941 01:42:13,887 --> 01:42:18,881 - Goodnight, thanks again. - Goodnight, sorry I kept you so late. 942 01:42:20,487 --> 01:42:22,079 Goodbye! 943 01:42:26,607 --> 01:42:30,998 - Hello, who's that? - Giuliano, it's your wife. 944 01:42:31,167 --> 01:42:34,796 - Are you alone? - Yes, they just left. They send their regards. 945 01:42:35,007 --> 01:42:37,237 Tell me, what happened to your hair? 946 01:42:37,647 --> 01:42:39,444 Did you like it? 947 01:42:39,607 --> 01:42:43,725 I thought it would be the best hair-cut for a woman who has such a... 948 01:42:43,887 --> 01:42:45,764 ... balding husband! 949 01:42:45,967 --> 01:42:47,400 Ah, yes... 950 01:42:47,527 --> 01:42:50,917 - And the dress? - Yes, it's nice, very serious. 951 01:42:51,087 --> 01:42:55,239 See, I didn't design it myself, I had a tailor do it. 952 01:42:55,407 --> 01:42:59,719 But you'll have to pay the bill, just like a good husband! 953 01:43:00,767 --> 01:43:04,601 - Ah, you're here? - I have to tell you something important. 954 01:43:06,207 --> 01:43:09,643 I'm very happy, you know why? 955 01:43:09,807 --> 01:43:14,119 - Why? - Because I feel like I'm changing inside. 956 01:43:14,727 --> 01:43:17,719 Now I think I can manage to be a proper wife, after all. 957 01:43:17,887 --> 01:43:21,880 - Mature, and maybe even boring! - What's wrong with you tonight? 958 01:43:22,087 --> 01:43:25,079 I've renounced being a girl. 959 01:43:25,247 --> 01:43:27,317 It was fun while it lasted, but I... 960 01:43:27,487 --> 01:43:30,843 - Ah, so this is a confession? - Let me finish. 961 01:43:31,047 --> 01:43:33,436 It was a real shock. 962 01:43:33,607 --> 01:43:38,601 That I had to see you get so ill just to realise how kind and generous you are! 963 01:43:38,807 --> 01:43:42,038 You should have told me to go to hell! 964 01:43:42,207 --> 01:43:46,519 But instead you stayed faithful, even though you're ill! 965 01:43:50,527 --> 01:43:54,679 - Good morning, Darling. - You're up already? It's 7 O'clock! 966 01:43:54,847 --> 01:43:58,044 So late? Your coffee is ready. 967 01:43:59,167 --> 01:44:03,558 - Why, did you make it? - Yes, I hope you like it. 968 01:44:03,727 --> 01:44:07,117 Bring me a cup, please. 969 01:44:08,047 --> 01:44:11,164 Ah, you're testing me, are you? You'll see! 970 01:44:11,487 --> 01:44:15,275 See how easy it is to open a cupboard! 971 01:44:15,447 --> 01:44:19,599 All I need is to be a proper wife for a few days and he'll be a different man. 972 01:44:19,767 --> 01:44:21,564 Ask me for some sugar and watch what happens! 973 01:44:21,767 --> 01:44:24,281 Darling, could you get the sugar, too? 974 01:44:24,487 --> 01:44:28,275 - Is it in here? - No, in the other cupboard. 975 01:44:31,047 --> 01:44:34,926 - What's wrong? - In there, I can't... 976 01:44:35,127 --> 01:44:40,121 - That one no, but the other one... - It's strange, I know, but... 977 01:44:40,807 --> 01:44:44,800 - Alright, I'll get it... - I should throw myself out of the window! 978 01:44:48,407 --> 01:44:51,001 How long will it take for him to get better? 979 01:44:51,207 --> 01:44:55,200 It's easier this way, otherwise I'll have to go back to driving the Bianchina. 980 01:44:55,367 --> 01:44:57,642 And that's asking a lot after driving the Jaguar! 981 01:45:06,927 --> 01:45:10,124 Well! All over a simple cupboard... 982 01:45:12,207 --> 01:45:15,404 It doesn't matter, don't get upset. 983 01:45:16,887 --> 01:45:19,242 No, you know... 984 01:45:23,567 --> 01:45:26,161 ... I'm sorry you have to deal with it. 985 01:45:27,927 --> 01:45:30,725 Well, I should get going. 986 01:45:32,087 --> 01:45:34,476 - Good morning, Sir. - Good morning. 987 01:45:34,647 --> 01:45:39,846 - What shall we do tonight, go to the cinema? - I don't know, I'd prefer to stay in tonight. 988 01:45:40,007 --> 01:45:44,205 I bought a few books to read, and we can talk... 989 01:45:44,367 --> 01:45:47,677 A light dinner and then we'll talk. 990 01:45:47,847 --> 01:45:50,964 - Sounds wonderful... - Bye, Darling. - Bye. 991 01:46:14,007 --> 01:46:18,000 Concettina, don't wake me up before midday! 992 01:46:18,167 --> 01:46:20,158 Very good, Miss! 993 01:46:24,887 --> 01:46:26,878 That sounded like the Jaguar! 994 01:46:29,367 --> 01:46:32,996 He's taken it back, I should have known. 995 01:46:33,407 --> 01:46:37,605 He must know that I only play the proper wife when he's home. 996 01:46:37,767 --> 01:46:40,679 He knows, and that's why he's taken it back. 997 01:46:42,047 --> 01:46:45,244 But I want to ask him if that's really why he's taken it back. 998 01:46:45,447 --> 01:46:50,282 How can he be so strict? Suffering like that, just to teach me a lesson? 999 01:46:50,447 --> 01:46:53,644 That's what he said, he suffers in there. Doesn't it seem like a spider anymore? 1000 01:46:53,807 --> 01:46:57,197 - Hi, Darling. - Hi. - I brought cream horns for you. - Thanks... 1001 01:46:57,367 --> 01:46:59,278 - Shall I put your car away for you? - Oh yes, thanks... 1002 01:47:03,407 --> 01:47:06,205 I should at least spare him that. 1003 01:47:06,367 --> 01:47:09,643 Closed, inside a car, inside a garage. 1004 01:47:09,807 --> 01:47:12,799 It's like being inside two boxes. 1005 01:47:12,967 --> 01:47:15,561 Who knows if I'll ever make it out! 1006 01:47:16,607 --> 01:47:20,441 Why is this mirror crooked? 1007 01:47:20,887 --> 01:47:25,881 Perhaps he has friends that like to touch up their lip-stick? 1008 01:47:26,047 --> 01:47:28,641 No, it can't be. 1009 01:47:28,807 --> 01:47:30,798 Then what? 1010 01:47:31,007 --> 01:47:36,001 Cirilla, he's cheating on you like a proper wife! 1011 01:47:36,207 --> 01:47:38,482 Cirilla... 1012 01:47:38,527 --> 01:47:40,119 He's cheating on you! 1013 01:47:40,367 --> 01:47:45,077 - With who? - That's Giuliano's car, isn't it? 1014 01:47:45,247 --> 01:47:50,037 - And it's shining, he's had it washed... - I know, I followed him here! 1015 01:47:50,207 --> 01:47:53,199 Good, but now what are you going to do? Destroy the entire hotel? 1016 01:47:53,367 --> 01:47:58,316 I'll destroy everything! The hotel, the car, his face! 1017 01:47:58,487 --> 01:48:03,481 - Giving up already? - I don't know what to do! 1018 01:48:03,647 --> 01:48:05,444 Damn him! 1019 01:48:05,607 --> 01:48:08,644 You must catch him in the act! 1020 01:48:08,807 --> 01:48:13,722 - And then what? - And then face the truth, my dear Cirilla. 1021 01:48:13,887 --> 01:48:17,562 Why did you wear the detective outfit if you're afraid now? 1022 01:48:17,767 --> 01:48:22,283 I was ill, problems with my nerves... And then, just like a miracle... 1023 01:48:22,447 --> 01:48:27,441 ... I was under the bed... - Doing what? 1024 01:48:27,607 --> 01:48:32,601 I was under the bed, then I felt this strange vigorous sensation... 1025 01:48:32,767 --> 01:48:37,158 And then I felt relieved! 1026 01:48:37,327 --> 01:48:42,276 The morning after I felt so much better, when I saw you. 1027 01:48:42,447 --> 01:48:48,044 Seeing your bare belly, on that beach. I thought: This girl can cure me. 1028 01:48:48,207 --> 01:48:53,201 - If Cirilla knew it was me... - No, she still believes that I'm sick. 1029 01:48:53,367 --> 01:48:58,805 That way she's happy because she thinks I'm getting better, and I'm happy too. 1030 01:48:59,007 --> 01:49:00,998 Yes, in the hotel lounge! 1031 01:49:01,207 --> 01:49:03,198 The band will be here at 8 O'clock! 1032 01:49:03,367 --> 01:49:06,279 - What? - The singer, no, I don't know... 1033 01:49:06,487 --> 01:49:11,277 - Excuse me, are you the one singing tonight? - No, I'm looking for a Mr. Massari. 1034 01:49:11,447 --> 01:49:15,565 Oh, excuse me. No, I don't know what happened to the singer. 1035 01:49:15,767 --> 01:49:19,760 Guys, can you turn the music down? I can't hear myself think! 1036 01:49:21,647 --> 01:49:25,481 Now she's trying to turn herself into a proper wife. 1037 01:49:25,647 --> 01:49:29,606 She's a wonderful girl. 1038 01:49:29,807 --> 01:49:33,197 So you like your wife more than me? 1039 01:49:33,367 --> 01:49:38,043 No, I like all of you, I don't know why... 1040 01:49:38,207 --> 01:49:42,200 When I wasn't depressed, Cirilla was like all you young people... 1041 01:49:42,367 --> 01:49:45,359 .. now you're all like Cirilla! 1042 01:49:45,527 --> 01:49:50,521 You're all my children! I love you, do you know that? 1043 01:49:55,167 --> 01:49:56,885 Who's that? 1044 01:49:57,047 --> 01:49:59,356 Hello? I told you that... 1045 01:49:59,527 --> 01:50:03,839 You must me mistaken, I don't have any children! 1046 01:50:04,007 --> 01:50:05,963 I'm very sorry... 1047 01:50:06,127 --> 01:50:09,119 Actually, if you could send up... What?! 1048 01:50:09,287 --> 01:50:12,279 Down there? What did she say her name was? 1049 01:50:12,487 --> 01:50:16,526 Ah, now I remember... Tell her that Daddy will be right down. 1050 01:50:18,727 --> 01:50:23,005 - What is it? Where are you going? - What do you mean, where am I going? 1051 01:50:23,167 --> 01:50:26,955 Go back to your room, I have to... 1052 01:50:27,127 --> 01:50:30,802 - What are you saying? - Listen, we don't know each other... 1053 01:50:30,967 --> 01:50:35,757 Perhaps you could just smile at me... No, actually don't smile at all. 1054 01:50:35,927 --> 01:50:39,602 - You're leaving me here? - Here's the key! 1055 01:50:48,127 --> 01:50:49,526 Hi... 1056 01:50:51,207 --> 01:50:54,802 Hi, Daddy! I'll be right there. 1057 01:52:10,607 --> 01:52:13,075 Is that your father? 1058 01:52:13,247 --> 01:52:14,600 Yes. 1059 01:52:14,767 --> 01:52:18,157 - With that face? - I'm sure he's better than yours! 1060 01:52:18,367 --> 01:52:21,757 Do you have a man? Want to go out with me? 1061 01:52:21,967 --> 01:52:25,357 I have a married man! 1062 01:52:25,887 --> 01:52:29,277 - Another strip tease. - Take it off! 1063 01:52:30,287 --> 01:52:33,404 Take it off! 1064 01:52:49,047 --> 01:52:51,436 Hi! 1065 01:52:51,647 --> 01:52:53,444 Are you going home, Daddy? 1066 01:53:01,807 --> 01:53:04,879 Who did you come here with? Not with me... 1067 01:53:05,207 --> 01:53:08,199 - So you must be cured? - We'll talk later... 1068 01:53:08,447 --> 01:53:10,483 Come on, let's go home. 1069 01:53:17,527 --> 01:53:21,406 In the Jaguar, darling, I can't... Right away! 1070 01:53:22,167 --> 01:53:23,759 What's she doing? 1071 01:53:24,967 --> 01:53:29,119 She just slapped her father? What kind of generation is this?! 1072 01:53:29,727 --> 01:53:31,638 Wait for me, wait for me... 86243