Original subtitles

Koukasen no kabe ni motare utsumuiteru

Doushitai no damatte icha wakaranai wa

Rojou no gojuu no moji o mou supiido de

Kakete ku kuruma no mure

Go crazy, Baby

Yasashi sugiru yo, anata

Kirawaretemo tooshitai yume ga aru hazu

Don't worry, Baby

Okotte ku retemo ii yo

Nante yatsu to ima koko de

'Cause you are my friend

Will you be vacationing on Sargilco Island?

It's an island of passion, a pen‘ect place for romance.

Unfonunately, I'm here on business.

Work?

Yes, I'll be surveying some ruins.

Well, let me guide you then.

l was born there.

Why don't we get to know each other before then?

We still have some time before we arrive at the island.

That's unfortunate too. I don't care for aggressive gentlemen.

| see. It looks like my strategy has failed.

Oh well, I'll leave you alone for now.

We'll probably meet again on the island.

I'll be working on a new strategy until then.

Who's that guy?

Looked pretty good to me.

Did you dump him?

You like him?

No way!

My type has a little more muscle than him.

You've been getting some serious attention on this planet.

Are you jealous?

You've got to be kidding!

l have no use for attention on a dopey planet like this.

It's full of sun and beautiful men.

I'm happy.

Are you serious? Shocked at the beach! Wedding Panic!

Yuri, I can't believe there's a gang on such a beautiful island.

They say the Casteno family's been controlling the island a long time.

All the people here are like relatives, so we can't make any wrong moves.

But is the, what's their name, the Casutera family really behind the counterfeiting ring?

An agent from the International Police infiltrated them

and was about to hand over evidence.

But he appears to have been eliminated.

The fact he was eliminated

means there's probably a counterfeiting plant on the island.

That's right.

All we need to do is to find the plant and confiscate the plates.

Anyway, I'll be posing as a student surveying the ruins.

What will you be doing?

I'll get a job at a local bar or something and collect information.

That way, I have a better chance of meeting a handsome guy.

Hey Lady, where's my beer?

Okay, okay, it's coming.

Lady, you have a nice butt!

Watch your hands, idiot!

You dufus, I swear...

All right! She's got spirit! I like it!

Thanks!

It's me.

Well, are you finding any handsome men?

Yeah, lots of them.

How about you? Have you found anything?

Nothing yet.

| get the feeling that the island people are keeping an eye on me.

It's hard to do anything.

Anyway, I'll check around on the Casteno family a little bit more.

You keep checking too.

Okay.

Please, hit me again!

Why can't you let me in?

It's the custom of this church to allow prayer only by the islanders.

I know, but I am here for an archeology study, not to pray.

I am sorry.

Strange church.

This paper is a special paper for printing currency.

Hey, what are you doing there?!

What? Me?

Stranger, what business do you have in the church?

l was interested in the statue.

The statue?

Yes, I'm an archeology student.

She's suspicious.

We'll have to ask you to come with us.

Please, wait a minute! I didn't do anything!

Hey, what are you doing?

Mr. Carine.

Don't be so rough with the lady!

Things like this give us a bad name with tourists.

But, Sir...

I said, let her go!

Yes!

You are...

Let's go.

Aren't you getting in?

I thought you didn't care for aggressive men.

I'll let you come along for helping me out.

That's great!

Okay then, I will!

So you're the second son of the Casteno family?

That's right, a son of that notorious gang.

Are you surprised?

Yes, you don't look like a gang member.

Well, my brother is the one who will take over the family.

I'm still just a student.

| see.

What? Carine is with a strange girl?

Yes.

Check out her background right away!

Yes, Sir!

Darine, is there something wrong?

Well, Father...

Carine's found another girl.

A girl?

Is he hooked on a strange girl again?

His girl chasing has always caused trouble.

It's probably time for him to get married.

There we go.

Damn...

My dad built that church.

He uses it to hide his fortune.

| see. That's why they only allow villagers in.

That's right.

Anyway, there are no ruins around there and nothing for you to see.

That's true.

How about some flowers?

Please buy some flowers.

I need to talk to you. Come see me!

Please, just one will do!

I'll buy one.

Oh, thank you!

It looks good on you.

Oh, I'm disturbing you!

What did you say?!

Don't scream!

You're calling your date work? That's not fair!

I can't help it. l'mjust trying to gather information.

You look too happy just for that!

That's true. He is a pretty nice guy.

I may be getting serious.

Anyway, the Sargilco church is our target.

I'll work to get in there, so don't worry.

See you later!

Are you sure? You don't mind that I'm the son of a gang family?

Are you still saying that?

Who the parents are has nothing to do with what's between a man and a woman.

What?! Yuri is getting married?!

Yes, we received an emergency transmission a few minutes ago.

She's inviting everyone to attend the wedding.

What is going on here?

Well, could it be a consequence of the investigation?

It happens sometimes.

I've never heard of getting married as the result of an investigation!

Yes, it does.

In fact, when l was on the case of the Bandole Uprising in 2124...

I'm not interested in such an old case!

Well!

The ceremony will take place in the church which houses the counterfeiting operation,

so she asks for our cooperation.

What?!

Uncle!

Father, did you really give Carine permission to get married.

Yes, Carine seems to be serious about it.

Are you against it?

Something about her bothers me.

Is there something suspicious?

No, but there are reports of someone snooping around.

What does that have to do with her?!

It's all right.

If she's anything along those lines, she'll reveal herself on the wedding day.

Father is right.

If she is deceiving me, I will take care of her myself.

Well, if you are resolved...

Welcome everyone!

Kei, just what is going on?

It's all right! It's all right! Don't say anything mushy.

But I don't know what you're trying to do.

Don't say anything stupid!

We don't know who's listening!

Now everyone, let's go!

Mughi!

Yuri?

Chief Gooley and Madam Beryl!

Congratulations, Yuri.

Thank you very much.

No, Mughi! You're messing up my dress!

Yuri, are you...

Chief Gooley, Madam Beryl...

Thank you so much for all those years.

So you are serious?

Yes.

Good.

It looks all right.

Keep your eye on them.

Yes.

Yuri, why didn't you tell me you were getting married?

Doctor, you're here too?

l was in such a rush, I couldn't decide what present to give you!

Oh here, here...

Now, this is better!

Doctor, you made this for me?!

Of course! We've known each other for so long.

Everyone, the ceremony is starting.

Please come to the church.

Sorry about that.

Those that last forever are: Faith, Hope and Love.

Of these, the most important is...

Carine, do you swear to take this woman as your lawfully wedded wife

and love her until death do you part?

I do.

Yuri, do you swear to take this man as your lawfully wedded husband

and love him until death do you part?

Yuri, hurry, hurry! We've got to get away!

Don't move!

Darine, what is this?

Father, it's just as I thought.

These women have been investigating us!

Yuri, is this true?!

It worked! Everybody run!

Don't let them get away! Shoot them!

Stop it! We'll shoot each other!

Oh, I'm sorry!

Everyone, hurry!

Take this!

Chief, this is the stolen plate!

Good job!

Hurry and get aboard!

Kei, what are you doing? Hurry!

Yuri's not here yet! Go on!

We're lucky to have such courageous agents.

Let's go!

Carine, what's the matter?!

Didn't you say that you'd take care of her yourself?!

Well?! If you can't shoot her, then I will!

Drop your gun!

What?!

Wait!

What wait? We don't have time!

I know! But just a second.

Carine, if you think | deceived you, please shoot me.

Yuri...

Carine, shoot!

Yes, shoot!

No, I can't!

I can't shoot you!

I believe what you said that time.

Thank you.

Excuse me, but there isn't time for that!

There's just three minutes until the explosion!

Explosion?!

That's right! I set a bomb in the print shop!

What?!

Father, let's run!

Yuri, that way!

There's an escape plane, come on.

Hey wait! Don't leave me here!

A bomb is going to explode!

There goes your father's fortune.

Nothing can be done about it.

But I wish we had met under different circumstances.

Why don't you come along?

No, I can't betray my family any more than I already have.

| see.

So long!

Goodbye!

I envy you. But what did you say to him?

He said he believed what you told him.

It's a secret.

You were serious, weren't you?

Machi e kaeru kaburioore

Kaze no baraddo kiki nagara

Ude o awase hiyake no iro

Kurabeta naraba hohoenda anata

Manatsu no koi wa tsuzukanai tte

Sonna no jinkusu ne

Aki kara no summertime

Ryoute de egaite yuku

Kesanaide summer days

Yu bikiri yakusoku yo

I love you so

Kikoenai furi mou ijiwaru

Konnani suki na no ni

Do you remember Sandra? She went through basic training with us.

She was brilliant, but she dropped out.

She's a big boss for a crime syndicate now.

How scary!

I hear she's out for revenge.

No way!

I wonder if she'll hold a grudge against me for stealing her lunch?

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