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You're moping against the wall of the train, your eyes to the floor

What would you like to do? You have to say or I'll never know

Vehicles speed by in ignorance

Over the painted on the road

Go crazy, Baby

You're much too good for me

There must be a dream to cling to without me in it

Don't worry, Baby

You can be angry with me

I'm here and I'm ready

Eight... Eight again... Double!

Nobodg's Doing It Anymore!

Isn't that the number one trouble consultant, Li Shu Ryu?

That's right. His trouble consultant codename is Kung Fu.

He may be a trouble consultant, but I've never met him before.

He's a real hunk.

The fact that his work has never once caused his superior trouble

lets you know what a good trouble consultant he is.

Did you hear that?

I think he was just talking to himself.

He has had one hundred fifty seven cases up until now.

And there's not even one unsolved case among them.

And he never even uses guns.

He uses that "hi-yah!" stuff.

He always walks the straight and narrow. He's the personification of justice.

That's what I don't understand.

How did a straight arrow like him wind up in Meteo?

We can only guess that a personal demon got hold of him.

When he went to Shangri La on a case...

he began playing a little, perhaps he won a few times...

And he was hooked.

He slid into gambling oblivion.

We can't afford to lose a man with his reputation to gambling.

Now, go to Shangri La.

Tear him away from the Meteo table and bring him back!

This is different from our usual kind of mission.

He doesn't want to expose the family's shame.

Shut your mouth and get to work!

Yes, Sir!

We're home!

Have you been good?

Just as I thought! It was worth a side trip.

Gambling and cheating go hand in hand, and Meteo is no exception.

From Shangri La,

the asteroids appear to smash into Xanadu and explode!

Even if they only do it once in awhile, cheating is cheating.

l sympathize with the ones being fleeced, even if they're oblivious.

So shall we go to Shangri La?

The best way to bring him in is to expose the cheats and cool him off.

I'll get to know the game by going to the Meteo table.

What do you mean YOU will?

What about me?

You look for solid evidence that proves the game is rigged.

So, I'm a backup?

You sneak!

I wonder if they're all right?

There's a saying about the Mummy-hunter...

Maybe...

This came from the accounting office for you.

Could this be...

It IS the bill!

I am so sorry.

They spent THlS much on preparation?!

Given where they were going, I said they could spend as necessary.

lfeel your pain.

Those two!

What preparation?!

What did they spend this much on?!

Mughi, what's the matter?

Come on over.

Welcome, Ma'am. Would you like to play the games?

Well, let's see...

Please place your bets.

Please place your bets.

If the asteroid lands on the backside, the number will be zero.

If that happens twice in a row, then it will be a "no contest".

That is, it won't count.

Okay.

Except, on a double zero in one shot, the House takes all.

I know.

Pardon me.

What's up? I haven't played Meteo before,

but my gambling career is longer than yours.

The grid has been set.

The asteroid has been launched!

Seven!

Two! Two - seven pays.

How are today's customers?

Boss!

There's a young woman who's betting quite a bit.

Looks like she'll be a good customer.

Get her hooked on Meteo.

I understand, Sir.

Hey, how about dinner tonight?

That's okay by me. But what about your wife?

That Kei! She wants me to do all the dirty work!

I can lend you some, if you like.

No thanks.

What's all this in here?

What is this?

Axonohydroria?

Axonohydroria?!

Enjoy...

Look! It's a big win! Big win!

This could be habit forming!

What's Yuri up to?

I will take this seat.

As you wish.

Anything to drink?

Let's see, I'll have some champagne. Cru Cuvee.

Very good.

How much did you spend on your outfit?!

What about you?

All the accessories are rented.

Mine too!

The more insecure you are, the more you spend on an outfit.

What's wrong with you? Making Mughi wear those goofy clothes?

Enjoy...

So how'd it go?

What do you think I found?

Stop playing around.

Don't be surprised when you hear this.

I found a laboratory for creating Axonohydroria.

Axonohydroria!

Lower your voice.

Our guess that they are using a hyper wave to rig the game

was a stroke of genius.

Chief Gooley is so lucky.

Look. That man over there is the owner, Dr. Bolokov.

He is the man who built this awful casino.

He was a leading scientist in genetic engineering until recently.

He developed the man-made life form Axonohydroria.

That explains all the tricks used to cheat.

Let's get to work then.

Mughi, on my cue!

Four - five pays.

Please continue.

I'd like to play too.

Venus seems to be lucky tonight.

I'm the lucky one.

What tasteful accessories!

They are all real, aren't they?

Yes, they are!

They are beautiful! Yes, they are!

Assuming they're not borrowed.

Oh, don't be so modest!

I thought Snow White had entered the room.

Well, you look like a relative of Peter Pan yourself.

Please start!

Two!

This is the second shot.

Two - three pays.

What fine play. Gambling seems to be your forte.

Oh no, that's too tacky! I'm just lucky!

Six!

Three - six pays.

What's happening?

Ouch!

Oh, excuse me! You seem to be quite the big spender.

It's just chips, I don't mind.

Your bets are abnormal!

It's all right, it's not my money.

What are you going to do if we lose the last bet?!

All the assets we are holding for you?!

That's right, all of it.

Please continue.

Hey, can I play House on this one?

Is that all right with everyone?

I don't mind.

It's okay by me.

Well then, let's get started.

Might as well. How about ten thousand credits for one game?

That's good.

This is one big game!

Mughi!

Please begin.

l've placed my chips.

Right, let's see.

Well, we're starting now.

Zero!

The House will bankrupt if it's a four or an eight!

Three and seven too!

It's a million credit bet!

Zero - zero!

It's a House take all!

It was rigged!

What did you say?!

I said it was rigged.

You're not getting my bet or his!

Stop spouting nonsense!

Meteo is a fair game. There is no way to manipulate it!

Just how would you control asteroids shot from a mass driver?!

What seems to be the matter?

She's saying the game I played as the House was rigged.

Please, patrons...

I am calling it rigged, because it was rigged!

I don't know if the asteroids are really falling on Xanadu!

Hey, what do you mean by that?!

They can be made to self-destruct when they're close to the surface.

You could make sure that happens in the grids you want.

Do you think that can actually be done?!

Yes, I do.

If you use Axonohydroria, that is!

What is that?

Axonohydroria is an amoeba that senses hyper waves.

When it senses a hyper wave,

it turns the material it's attached to into energy instantly.

Axono what?

How's that?!

I don't know anything about that.

Don't play the fool with me!

You spread Axonohydroria on the asteroids and transmit hyper waves.

Anywhere at all you want, they'll go BOOM!

That's how you cheat!

You are making that up!

It's true!

Madamoiselle, please get hold of yourself.

But it's true!

You must think of the other customers.

It's no good, Bolokov! They know all about it!

Wait! Who are you?

It's all over for us! I'm sorry!

Don't be ridiculous!

Everyone, stay clam, please! Please, stay calm!

Let go of me!

That pose!

What is that?

"Flying Dragon!"

"Rock Breaking Fist!"

Kei!

You!

Get them!

Why you...

Give me back my money!

Let go! You're messing up my clothes!

You didn't buy that with your own money.

That's true.

He's seriously angry.

That's no act.

His sense of justice is on fire!

I don't think we can stop him.

Just let him go until he's through.

I didn't do it!

Me either!

On our way back to town in your cabriolet

| listen to ballads in the wind

You give me a grin as you compare our arms

To see who has the best tan

YOU say Summer romance never lasts

But you'll only jinx it

We paint it in with both our hands

Let's never forget these summer days

We'll make it our special promise

I love you so

You pretend not to hear, you're such a tease

You know I'm crazy for you

The sun is shining. The sea is deep blue. The clouds are pure white.

Seeing such a beautiful planet is rare!

Of course, this is a resort.

We're going to play!

I'm going to find me a handsome guy!

If only we didn't have to work.

Say what? Who's the one dating seriously? If only we didn't have to work.

Say what? Who's the one dating seriously?

Next Dirty Pair:

Are you serious? Shocked at the beach! "Wedding Panic!"

Chief Gooley will be so happy!

To be rid of the trouble.

Are you serious? Shocked at the beach! Wedding Panic! To be rid of the trouble.

Are you serious? Shocked at the beach! Wedding Panic! You're awful!

Are you serious? Shocked at the beach! Wedding Panic!