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You're moping against the wall of
the train, your eyes to the floor
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What would you like to do?
You have to say or I'll never know
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Vehicles speed by in ignorance
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Over the <50> painted on the road
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Go crazy, Baby
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You're much too good for me
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There must be a dream to
cling to without me in it
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Don't worry, Baby
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You can be angry with me
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I'm here and I'm ready
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Eight... Eight again... Double!
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Nobodg's Doing It Anymore!
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Isn't that the number one trouble
consultant, Li Shu Ryu?
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That's right. His trouble consultant
codename is Kung Fu.
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He may be a trouble consultant,
but I've never met him before.
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He's a real hunk.
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The fact that his work has never once
caused his superior trouble
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lets you know what a good
trouble consultant he is.
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Did you hear that?
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I think he was just talking to himself.
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He has had one hundred fifty
seven cases up until now.
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And there's not even one
unsolved case among them.
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And he never even uses guns.
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He uses that "hi-yah!" stuff.
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He always walks the straight and narrow.
He's the personification of justice.
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That's what I don't understand.
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How did a straight arrow like
him wind up in Meteo?
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We can only guess that a personal
demon got hold of him.
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When he went to Shangri La on a case...
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he began playing a little,
perhaps he won a few times...
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And he was hooked.
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He slid into gambling oblivion.
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We can't afford to lose a man with
his reputation to gambling.
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Now, go to Shangri La.
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Tear him away from the Meteo
table and bring him back!
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This is different from our
usual kind of mission.
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He doesn't want to expose
the family's shame.
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Shut your mouth and get to work!
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Yes, Sir!
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We're home!
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Have you been good?
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Just as I thought!
It was worth a side trip.
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Gambling and cheating go hand in hand,
and Meteo is no exception.
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From Shangri La,
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the asteroids appear to smash
into Xanadu and explode!
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Even if they only do it once in awhile,
cheating is cheating.
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l sympathize with the ones being fleeced,
even if they're oblivious.
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So shall we go to Shangri La?
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The best way to bring him in is to expose
the cheats and cool him off.
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I'll get to know the game by going
to the Meteo table.
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What do you mean YOU will?
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What about me?
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You look for solid evidence that
proves the game is rigged.
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So, I'm a backup?
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You sneak!
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I wonder if they're all right?
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There's a saying about the Mummy-hunter...
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Maybe...
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This came from the
accounting office for you.
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Could this be...
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It IS the bill!
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I am so sorry.
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They spent THlS much on preparation?!
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Given where they were going, I said
they could spend as necessary.
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lfeel your pain.
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Those two!
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What preparation?!
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What did they spend this much on?!
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Mughi, what's the matter?
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Come on over.
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Welcome, Ma'am. Would you
like to play the games?
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Well, let's see...
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Please place your bets.
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Please place your bets.
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If the asteroid lands on the backside,
the number will be zero.
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If that happens twice in a row,
then it will be a "no contest".
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That is, it won't count.
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Okay.
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Except, on a double zero in one shot,
the House takes all.
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I know.
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Pardon me.
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What's up? I haven't played Meteo before,
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but my gambling career
is longer than yours.
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The grid has been set.
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The asteroid has been launched!
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Seven!
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Two! Two - seven pays.
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How are today's customers?
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Boss!
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There's a young woman who's
betting quite a bit.
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Looks like she'll be a good customer.
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Get her hooked on Meteo.
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I understand, Sir.
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Hey, how about dinner tonight?
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That's okay by me.
But what about your wife?
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That Kei! She wants me to do
all the dirty work!
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I can lend you some, if you like.
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No thanks.
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What's all this in here?
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What is this?
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Axonohydroria?
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Axonohydroria?!
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Enjoy...
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Look! It's a big win! Big win!
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This could be habit forming!
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What's Yuri up to?
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I will take this seat.
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As you wish.
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Anything to drink?
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Let's see, I'll have some champagne.
Cru Cuvee.
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Very good.
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How much did you spend on your outfit?!
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What about you?
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All the accessories are rented.
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Mine too!
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The more insecure you are, the
more you spend on an outfit.
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What's wrong with you? Making Mughi
wear those goofy clothes?
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Enjoy...
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So how'd it go?
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What do you think I found?
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Stop playing around.
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Don't be surprised when you hear this.
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I found a laboratory for
creating Axonohydroria.
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Axonohydroria!
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Lower your voice.
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Our guess that they are using a
hyper wave to rig the game
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was a stroke of genius.
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Chief Gooley is so lucky.
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Look. That man over there is
the owner, Dr. Bolokov.
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He is the man who built this awful casino.
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He was a leading scientist in genetic
engineering until recently.
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He developed the man-made
life form Axonohydroria.
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That explains all the tricks used to cheat.
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Let's get to work then.
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00:13:05,659 --> 00:13:08,355
Mughi, on my cue!
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Four - five pays.
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Please continue.
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I'd like to play too.
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Venus seems to be lucky tonight.
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I'm the lucky one.
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What tasteful accessories!
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They are all real, aren't they?
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Yes, they are!
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00:13:39,760 --> 00:13:42,963
They are beautiful! Yes, they are!
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Assuming they're not borrowed.
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Oh, don't be so modest!
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I thought Snow White had
entered the room.
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00:13:51,572 --> 00:13:55,702
Well, you look like a relative
of Peter Pan yourself.
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Please start!
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00:14:09,290 --> 00:14:10,587
Two!
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This is the second shot.
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Two - three pays.
153
00:14:43,023 --> 00:14:46,393
What fine play.
Gambling seems to be your forte.
154
00:14:46,393 --> 00:14:50,261
Oh no, that's too tacky!
I'm just lucky!
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00:14:51,332 --> 00:14:52,933
Six!
156
00:14:52,933 --> 00:14:54,560
Three - six pays.
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00:15:34,041 --> 00:15:35,838
What's happening?
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Ouch!
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Oh, excuse me! You seem to
be quite the big spender.
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It's just chips, I don't mind.
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Your bets are abnormal!
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It's all right, it's not my money.
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What are you going to do
if we lose the last bet?!
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All the assets we are holding for you?!
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That's right, all of it.
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Please continue.
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Hey, can I play House on this one?
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Is that all right with everyone?
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I don't mind.
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It's okay by me.
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Well then, let's get started.
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Might as well. How about ten thousand
credits for one game?
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That's good.
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This is one big game!
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Mughi!
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Please begin.
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l've placed my chips.
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Right, let's see.
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Well, we're starting now.
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Zero!
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The House will bankrupt if
it's a four or an eight!
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Three and seven too!
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It's a million credit bet!
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Zero - zero!
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It's a House take all!
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It was rigged!
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What did you say?!
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I said it was rigged.
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You're not getting my bet or his!
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Stop spouting nonsense!
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00:18:00,020 --> 00:18:03,824
Meteo is a fair game.
There is no way to manipulate it!
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00:18:03,824 --> 00:18:08,462
Just how would you control asteroids
shot from a mass driver?!
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00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:10,030
What seems to be the matter?
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She's saying the game I played
as the House was rigged.
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Please, patrons...
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I am calling it rigged,
because it was rigged!
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I don't know if the asteroids are
really falling on Xanadu!
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Hey, what do you mean by that?!
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They can be made to self-destruct when
they're close to the surface.
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You could make sure that happens
in the grids you want.
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Do you think that can actually be done?!
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Yes, I do.
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If you use Axonohydroria, that is!
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What is that?
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Axonohydroria is an amoeba
that senses hyper waves.
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When it senses a hyper wave,
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it turns the material it's attached
to into energy instantly.
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Axono what?
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How's that?!
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00:19:03,050 --> 00:19:05,085
I don't know anything about that.
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00:19:05,085 --> 00:19:06,453
Don't play the fool with me!
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00:19:06,453 --> 00:19:11,592
You spread Axonohydroria on the asteroids
and transmit hyper waves.
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Anywhere at all you want,
they'll go BOOM!
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00:19:14,328 --> 00:19:16,764
That's how you cheat!
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00:19:16,764 --> 00:19:19,133
You are making that up!
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00:19:19,133 --> 00:19:20,760
It's true!
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00:19:21,468 --> 00:19:24,538
Madamoiselle, please get hold of yourself.
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00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:26,005
But it's true!
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You must think of the other customers.
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It's no good, Bolokov!
They know all about it!
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Wait! Who are you?
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It's all over for us! I'm sorry!
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Don't be ridiculous!
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00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:52,833
Everyone, stay clam, please!
Please, stay calm!
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00:19:52,833 --> 00:19:54,300
Let go of me!
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00:20:02,242 --> 00:20:03,709
That pose!
227
00:20:11,151 --> 00:20:13,915
What is that?
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00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:16,323
"Flying Dragon!"
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"Rock Breaking Fist!"
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Kei!
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You!
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Get them!
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00:20:34,675 --> 00:20:36,142
Why you...
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00:20:38,278 --> 00:20:40,405
Give me back my money!
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Let go! You're messing up my clothes!
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00:20:45,085 --> 00:20:47,488
You didn't buy that with your own money.
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00:20:47,488 --> 00:20:48,955
That's true.
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He's seriously angry.
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That's no act.
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His sense of justice is on fire!
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I don't think we can stop him.
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Just let him go until he's through.
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I didn't do it!
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Me either!
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00:22:39,750 --> 00:22:45,823
On our way back to town
in your cabriolet
246
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| listen to ballads in the wind
247
00:22:54,098 --> 00:23:00,037
You give me a grin as you
compare our arms
248
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To see who has the best tan
249
00:23:08,212 --> 00:23:14,518
YOU say Summer romance never lasts
250
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But you'll only jinx it
251
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We paint it in with both our hands
252
00:23:28,699 --> 00:23:32,169
Let's never forget these summer days
253
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We'll make it our special promise
254
00:23:36,473 --> 00:23:38,942
I love you so
255
00:23:38,942 --> 00:23:46,083
You pretend not to hear,
you're such a tease
256
00:23:46,083 --> 00:23:52,579
You know I'm crazy for you
257
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The sun is shining. The sea is deep blue.
The clouds are pure white.
258
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Seeing such a beautiful planet is rare!
259
00:24:04,948 --> 00:24:06,283
Of course, this is a resort.
260
00:24:06,283 --> 00:24:08,252
We're going to play!
261
00:24:08,252 --> 00:24:10,487
I'm going to find me a handsome guy!
262
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If only we didn't have to work.
263
00:24:11,822 --> 00:24:11,989
Say what? Who's the one dating seriously?
If only we didn't have to work.
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00:24:11,989 --> 00:24:15,893
Say what? Who's the one dating seriously?
265
00:24:15,893 --> 00:24:17,494
Next Dirty Pair:
266
00:24:17,494 --> 00:24:20,691
Are you serious? Shocked at the beach!
"Wedding Panic!"
267
00:24:20,831 --> 00:24:22,566
Chief Gooley will be so happy!
268
00:24:22,566 --> 00:24:23,734
To be rid of the trouble.
269
00:24:23,734 --> 00:24:24,101
Are you serious?
Shocked at the beach!
Wedding Panic!
To be rid of the trouble.
270
00:24:24,101 --> 00:24:25,469
Are you serious?
Shocked at the beach!
Wedding Panic!
You're awful!
271
00:24:25,469 --> 00:24:27,198
Are you serious?
Shocked at the beach!
Wedding Panic!
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