Original subtitles

Koukasen no kabe ni motare utsumuiteru

Doushitai no damatte icha wakaranai wa

Rojou no gojuu no moji o mou supiido de

Kakete ku kuruma no mure

Go crazy, Baby

Yasashi sugiru yo, anata

Kirawaretemo tooshitai yume ga aru hazu

Don't worry, Baby

Okotte ku retemo ii yo

Nante yatsu to ima koko de

'Cause you are my friend

Good afternoon, Colonel Santos.

Who are you?

This is a hold up!

What is this?

This is a real gun!

This is a hold up!

That's right!

We're announcing this base is under the control of the Battle Hackers!

What is that? We're announcing this base is under the control of the Battle Hackers!

What is that?

Mike, they weren't much trouble.

I can't believe this is a military base.

Do you all understand what you are doing?

Feels good!

Might as well! Shall we start a war?

But They're Only Children! Playing war games warrants a firing squad?

How did the kids manage to get into a heavily guarded energy base?

All the kids are sons of key government officials,

and they pretended to be on a sightseeing trip.

Why do we have to go up against children?

Don't they have police?

This base appears to be an energy reserve.

In fact, it is a research facility for the Dimensional Vibration Gun.

If this gun should accidentally be fired,

not only will Amega be destroyed,

but the universe will be damaged and the survival of humanity would be in question.

That's why they are asking the SWA to deal with the situation quietly.

So this is a covert operation.

I don't really like it.

Me either.

This is an important mission.

If we settle it, Amega has promised to stop development of the DVG.

Do it as step toward universal peace.

What do you think, Kei? I hate this kind of work.

Stress is really bad for the skin.

And a girl's skin is the first thing to go.

Let's go see what the situation is anyway.

Think of it as a vacation.

If you say so...

There are a bunch of them out there.

They look serious.

| wish we were on TV.

That would be cool. Live coverage would freak everybody out.

Then we'd be heroes.

Not bad!

What is that strange looking ship?

Bazooka Troop, get to the Helicopter Port!

Right!

Aye aye, Sir!

You got it!

We asked for you two, the Dirty Pair, because of your reputation.

That's Lovely Angels!

I am so embarrassed to say this,

but I am asking you not as an officer of the government,

but as the father of one of the children:

Please, save the children.

Save? Please, save the children.

Save?

If they are left to their own devices,

then the government will be forced to take military measures.

Why don't you just do that?

We would like to avoid such a situation at all costs.

That's a rather convenient position for you to take.

They're your kids.

How can you ask someone else to clean up the mess?

Nevertheless, that's what we're asking of you.

Think about what you're saying!

Did it!

It made it over there!

Great!

Administrators of Amega, we know you have called in consultants,

Lovely or Dirty or whatever, we won't be caught by them!

What did you say?!

He's got a big mouth!

Planet Alfis, the run-away city incident, 148,000 dead and injured.

The Zeta Alis lncident, 23,000 dead and injured.

These girls are really something.

They're here.

I suppose, we should welcome them.

Sam, Bonpus, let's go!

Right on!

Hooray! lt's combat time!

How do I look? Cool?

Cool.

Way cool!

Is a frontal assault the way to go?

They're just kids.

We don't need to go to any extra trouble.

I've never shot a real gun before.

Be careful, that one kicks.

I know. Just hold on tight, right?

All right, let's go!

We did it!

Damn it!

Well, well, are the kids pissing you off?

Get down!

Both of you stop it right now!

I'll get mad if you don't quit!

Don't lecture us!

That's right!

Why are you doing this?

l'll punish you if you don't have a good reason!

What's the reason?

Because it's fun!

I've always wanted to do this!

They're just playing.

I don't like children very much.

l'll shoot!

Little boy, stop it!

That's not a toy, is it?

You're going to hurt yourself.

Don't underestimate me!

Awesome!

Good going! This is much better than video games!

Come on, you're a good boy. Right?

Yuri!

l'll shoot again if you don't surrender!

Gotcha!

Lucky, it was a camera.

If this was a gun, you old women would be dead.

Old women?!

Watch your mouth!

We're only nineteen! What do you mean old women?!

It's only a matter of time until you will be.

That's none of your business!

If you get mad, you'll get wrinkles.

I am NOT mad.

l'm angry! You damn kid!

You're not going to get a boyfriend if you use words like that.

I don't want a boyfriend!

I didn't know that.

Little boy, don't think you can get away by making us mad!

Whatever you say. It's coming right back at you!

Do it!

Goodbye, Old Women!

They really think this is a game.

They don't understand at all!

How long are you planning to go on like this?

The authorities won't wait forever, even if your daddies are in the government!

Shut up!

Looks good on you, Uncle.

You think I don't know?

This is the ignition system for the Dimensional Vibration Gun.

As long as this is under our control, they can't do anything!

Those of you inside the control tower!

Let's hear your demands!

What's a demand?

It's what you want.

What?! Anything?

We'll have to see.

Can I say one?

What is it?

I want all the television programs to be animated.

All the other programs are no fun.

That's good!

I guess so, it will kill some time.

And... and I want to meet Yuyu from the Kitty Club.

And something to eat. I'm dying for some cream puffs.

I want a hamburger!

Okay, okay, just a minute.

All right! Here is the first demand!

All television programs must be animated!

Give me a hamburger!

I want ice cream!

Turn the school into a playground!

All grownups should go to the bathroom and then go to sleep!

Did the kids send you back?

That's not good. We were counting on you!

We're doing our job!

Those kids! I want to see their parents!

We did it!

Hooray!

What? What?

Just because they are the sons of big wigs...

They're just kids after all.

They want all the television programs to be animated.

lt's cute.

It's not cute at all! You saw the one with the bazooka.

They're animals in kids' skin!

I won't hold back anymore!

Well, excuse me.

We're going!

Okay, okay!

Looks like the old women are here again.

They don't give up.

How about greeting them with the guardian robots?

Okay!

I want to have another combat!

Hold it further back, so you won't fall down.

Yeah, this has strong recoil.

Let me have it.

Drop your guns!

Damn you!

Thomas!

Sam!

Damn!

The countdown system has started!

You said you wouldn't hold back! Would you get that one?

You don't have to remind me. Who said they were cute?

You didn't have to say that!

Again!

I swear!

lt's useless!

How long are we going to do this?

Jump!

Dirty Pair, the mission has been canceled.

Please withdraw immediately.

What did he say?

The incident has been settled.

Mughi, wake up!

I need to check on something.

Patch the Lovely Angel's comm-link into the military communications.

Let's quit now. Who cares about those kids?

lt's leaving a bad taste in my mouth!

So you're going to attack the children?

They've activated the Dimensional Vibration Gun.

We have no choice but to force our way into the control room

and stop the countdown within the next thirty minutes.

And if it comes down to it, we may have to shoot them.

If things gets any hotter, it will affect your political ambitions.

Why don't we ask the Dirty Pair to try one more time?

It's too late for that!

I understand.

How could they?

It's the epitome of ineptitude.

They are only thinking of themselves!

What now, Kei?

I haven't repaid those kids for the embarrassment they caused me.

I'm with you!

They'll all be killed if we don't hurry!

I know!

As the snipers take out the targets,

the infiltration group will move inside the base.

Shoot the suspects on sight!

If this incident goes public, those political pigs will be finished.

Snipers!

What?!

Good going, Mughi!

Little men, your big sisters will show you

how to fight properly!

The old women are coming in.

All right! We will use...

Don't underestimate us!

Sean, they went to the right!

It's the other way, Sam!

Now, be quiet!

What are you doing!

Oops! Sorry about that. I didn't know it would break.

What's going on?!

It's about time you quit.

If you keep this up, you'll end up dead!

Forget the lecture!

You don't listen very well.

If you're a man, come on and fight me!

You want to take me on despite your injuries?

That's right!

All right! I'll take you on!

Except, with a handicap!

Kei!

What's the matter? Is that all there is to the Dirty Pair?

You just wish that were all there was!

Give that to me!

Even if you beat Kei, you are going to die!

What are you talking about? Stop spouting nonsense!

The Dimensional Vibration Gun has activated!

They've been given permission to kill you in order to stop it.

That's a lie!

Damn you!

If this wasn't our job, we wouldn't be taking care of you!

You're lying! There is no way our dads will let them kill us!

Damn!

If you don't believe us, go see for yourself!

They're getting ready to attack you!

This is no longer a war game.

It's true. They're aiming at us.

We're in trouble, Mike!

It's a lie. They're bluffing!

I know, but those are trained snipers!

You can't trick us!

You fool!

If you can't believe a woman who's putting her body on the line,

then quit pretending to be a man!

No! I don't want to die!

Well, let's just say it was all a joke.

I... I'll go tell them!

Wait! You'll be a honeycomb if you go out now!

What should I do?

Are we all going to die?

They're not going to shoot, are they?

They're not serious, are they?

They're all dead serious.

You can only play at war when you're a child.

l'll teach you one more thing.

Little boys grow up when they're cheated

by big girls!

All right, as soon as you have a line of fire...

We have arrested all the boys, and the Dimensional Vibration Gun is disabled.

The game's over, Colonel Santos.

Are you listening, Mr. Jones?

Please remember the Lovely Angels in the future too!

Ouch! Take it easy!

Don't complain.

Compared to those boys, you are lucky to be with a caring person like me.

Ouch!

That's true.

Being raised by parents like that will warp them.

Poor things.

But one day those boys will be running the country.

The parents will get their due then.

That will be a tragedy.

That hurts!

Don't exaggerate.

Compared to the kids, you're lucky!

Here!

Machi e kaeru kaburioore

Kaze no baraddo kiki nagara

Ude o awase hiyake no iro

Kurabeta naraba hohoenda anata

Manatsu no koi wa tsuzukanai tte

Sonna no jinkusu ne

Aki kara no summertime

Ryoute de egaite yuku

Kesanaide summer days

Yu bikiri yakusoku yo

I love you so

Kikoenai furi mou ijiwaru

Konnani suki na no ni

What am I going to wear? I haven't been to a casino lately!

The best part is I can charge it to our expense account!

This is a rare opportunity! I've got to order a new evening gown!

Of course! But remember,

our next opponent is the 3WA's star trouble consultant, Kung Fu!

A trouble consultant who's addicted to gambling.

The next Dirty Pair: "Nobody's Doing It Anymore!"

I want to get carried away with it! I hate being rational!

You mean, you're weak on rationality, don't you?

Nobody's Doing It Anymore! You mean, you're weak on rationality, don't you?

Nobody's Doing It Anymore! What did you say?

Nobody's Doing It Anymore!