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Uhh!
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Aah!
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Unhh!
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Don't let him touch you.
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Haahh!
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Aah!
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�� You've been taken
by the city ��
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�� the oldest story
in the world ��
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�� you come for the gold
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�� but end up
bought and sold ��
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�� you can't seem to make
no difference ��
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�� with all the lies
that you've been told ��
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�� what you don't know is
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�� you're the best man
in the world... ��
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Butt pie.
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It's a sequel
to a book written
called butt cake.
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It's very popular
at the newsstands.
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It's about this butt
with cake all over it.
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Chunky asses?
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�� There's more than
meets the eye ��
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�� there's so much
you don't see ��
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�� like the power
of your heart ��
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�� driving your destiny
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�� magic takes
what she deserves ��
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�� a lesser heart
would lose its nerve ��
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�� you've been taken
by the city ��
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�� but you've done better
than you know ��
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�� you're part of the sky
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�� you're part
of the street ��
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�� you've got the talent
to satisfy me ��
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�� what you don't know is
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�� you're the best man
in the world ��
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�� best man in the world
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�� best man in the world
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�� no no no
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�� best man in the world
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welcome to
the Mel Bachman journal.
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I'm Mel Bachman,
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and here with me today
is Chandler Jarrell,
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who is doing something
very vital for the community
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because Chandler is
a finder of lost children.
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Am I correct?
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Yes. I find
missing children.
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That...that's
very interesting.
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There was a show called
finder of lost loves.
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Ever see that?
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Tony Franciosa
was the star.
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Uh, yeah.
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I'm looking
for this girl--
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I hope you're
not nervous,
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which is
perfectly normal.
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This is my fifth show,
and I'm still nervous.
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In fact, is there anyone
here who's not nervous?
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I'm trying to
find Cheryl Mosely.
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She disappeared
a while back--
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this is wonderful.
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Because this is
exactly what
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the Mel Bachman report
is all about.
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When I came
to rst cable,
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I told them I don't want
to be another merv,
another Johnny.
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I want to do
vital programming
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that's responsive
to the community.
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I'm trying to
find this girl.
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She's 4'11" and--
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this is wonderful.
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Let's say I want
to get into your
line of work.
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Is there a course
I can take?
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All you have to do is
care about children.
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Do you recommend
this line of work?
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Can you make a lot
of money doing this?
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Her name is
Cheryl Mosely. She's--
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this is off
the subject,
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but that's
a wonderful, unique hat.
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Where did you get that?
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She's 16,
and I'm trying
to find her.
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Great. Say you
do find her.
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What would
you say to her?
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She's 16 years old.
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Her name
is Cheryl Mosely.
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Thank you so much,
Chandler.
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Now let's talk
about tortoises.
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Judy, what have
we got here?
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This is Teddy.
He's 80 years old.
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80? He's wonderful.
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Teddy can
kiss my ass.
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I'm trying to
find this girl.
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She was last seen
in North Hollywood.
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Contact me
at 468-8492--
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thank--
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shut up, man.
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If you have
any information--
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yo, if you don't put
the camera over here,
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I'll bust your ass.
Leave the camera on.
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Cheryl Mosely.
Chandler Jarrell.
24 hours a day.
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468-8492.
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Now you can talk
about tortoises.
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Excuse me.
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That was Chandler Jarrell.
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Well, I understand
you've had a sex change.
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Correct.
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Ok, now. Let's go.
Take it slow, now. Tight.
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Yo! What y'all hanging
in the backcourt for?
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All right.
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There you go.
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All the way, boys.
Shoot! Shoot!
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Whoo!
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All right.
Come on, now.
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Yo, man,
what's wrong with you?
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You're just mad
because you're scrub.
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Scrub.
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Good afternoon,
Mr. Jarrell.
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Hi.
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So you're the finder
of lost children.
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You saw me on television.
Yeah. I like working
with children.
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Chandler,
come on!
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Shut up!
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A child has
been kidnapped.
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When?
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Five days ago
in northeastern Tibet.
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Tibet's a little
out of my territory.
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This child is special.
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His destiny is
to save the world.
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That's
a good destiny.
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Hey, Chandler,
throw the ball!
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Here!
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400 years ago,
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the nu trong oracle
predicted
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that the golden child
would be taken
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to the city
of the angels
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and would be rescued
by a man who is no angel.
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That's you, Mr. Jarrell.
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Ha ha ha! Yeah,
right. Ok.
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I'm in the middle
of a basketball game,
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although I'd love
to stay and chat.
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This looks like
a big joint.
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I'm serious,
Mr. Jarrell.
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Lick it
and smoke it.
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I think there
was two of these,
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and you smoked
the other one.
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Put it
in your bag,
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and stop smoking
scrolls.
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It looks like
a joint.
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You might get
jumped by some
rastafarians.
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Excuse me.
I have a game.
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It's your destiny
to find the golden child.
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And it's your destiny
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to seek some serious
psychiatric help.
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Can I go play now?
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Please. Go home.
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And such
a cute girl, too.
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Dope fiend.
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Ha ha ha!
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That her?
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Yeah. That's
Cheryl Mosely.
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How long has she
been missing?
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About three weeks.
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What do you got?
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Not much.
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Three days ago,
the rental sign
goes down,
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and a white truck
backs over the lawn.
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The neighbors hear
this low murmur
night and day.
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Last night
the white truck
pulls up again,
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and the murmuring
stops.
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A neighbor comes out
to shut up his dog,
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looks over the fence,
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finds the body.
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Who rented the place?
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She did.
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By phone.
Mailed in cash.
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Did you take that
referral I sent you?
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Nope.
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You only take
the kid cases, huh?
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Yeah.
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Listen, give me
a few more shots.
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O.k.,
miss Tibet,
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you can
come out now.
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I'm not going to
take your case.
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You're already on it.
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Look,
what makes you think
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the kid was
in the house?
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This is
a restraint curse.
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They need
to keep evil
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on all sides of him
at all times.
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Just the writing
wouldn't be enough.
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They'd need
something else.
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Or what?
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Or the child will
project himself
astrally.
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Ha ha ha!
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Ha ha ha!
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Give me a break.
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So you're telling me
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that the people
that killed Cheryl--
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if I find them--
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they're the same people
that kidnapped the...
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The golden child.
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But why would they
kill Cheryl?
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I don't know.
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Why are they feeding
the kid blood?
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Are you sure?
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I found some oatmeal...
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Yes?
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With blood in it,
and it's probably hers.
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I don't know.
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There is somebody
we could ask
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about the blood.
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This is L.A., though.
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You're going
to ask somebody?
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Are they in this world,
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or do we have to
project there...
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Some part
of the galaxy?
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Mr. Jarrell,
you honor my shop
with your presence.
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He's very pleased
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to meet a man
as great as you.
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How do you say
thank you?
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Tuch-ey-na.
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Tuch-ey-na.
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Yeah, ok.
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Hey!
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Mr. Jarrell.
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You may speak with her.
She can hear you.
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Tell me about
the golden child.
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Every thousand generations,
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a perfect child is born,
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a golden child.
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He has come
to rescue us.
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Rescue us
from what?
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From ourselves.
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He is the bringer
of compassion.
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If he dies, compassion
will die with him.
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So if something
happens to the kid,
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the whole world
goes to hell?
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The world will
become hell.
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Ah! Not far
from that now.
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Who would want
to take the kid,
anyway?
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Those who want evil
rather than good.
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Can you be a little bit
more specific?
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We do not know
who took him.
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Why are they
trying to make
him eat blood?
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Nothing in this world
will hurt him,
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but if he were
to pollute himself
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with anything impure,
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he would become
vulnerable.
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Ok. So if they...
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If he eats the blood,
they could kill him.
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Yes.
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Oh.
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Do you have
any other questions?
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As a matter
of fact, I do.
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What are you doing
this weekend?
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00:19:57,264 --> 00:19:58,965
Because your silhouette
is kickin'.
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She plays
the maracas, too?
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This is the chosen one?
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Yes.
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You people put
on a good show.
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00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:15,915
Where'd you
find her?
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00:20:15,948 --> 00:20:18,651
She's the librarian
of the pao-shin repository.
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She was flown here
to help us.
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She's over 300 years old.
259
00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:25,658
How'd she manage
that one?
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One of her ancestors
was raped by a dragon.
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Does that happen a lot
where you're from?
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Ha ha ha!
263
00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:49,749
I'm sorry.
Why don't you
come up?
264
00:20:49,782 --> 00:20:51,418
No, thank you.
265
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:57,557
Oh!
266
00:20:58,625 --> 00:20:59,592
Oh!
267
00:20:59,626 --> 00:21:01,361
What is it?
268
00:21:01,394 --> 00:21:02,729
The spirits.
269
00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:05,332
The spirits
just told me
270
00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:07,767
that you should
come up
271
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,769
for a little while
272
00:21:09,802 --> 00:21:11,738
and have a drink
273
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:14,307
and wait for further
instructions.
274
00:21:16,743 --> 00:21:19,346
Ha ha ha!
Look, I'm sorry.
275
00:21:19,379 --> 00:21:22,515
Why don't you
come up for a while?
276
00:21:22,549 --> 00:21:24,484
I'll be good.
277
00:21:24,517 --> 00:21:26,353
Ok.
278
00:21:27,587 --> 00:21:29,021
I tried.
279
00:21:30,390 --> 00:21:32,792
They say you should
always give a woman
280
00:21:32,825 --> 00:21:34,761
two chances to say no,
just in case.
281
00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:36,563
That's no twice.
282
00:21:36,596 --> 00:21:41,568
All right. But the spirits
will be very upset.
283
00:21:41,601 --> 00:21:45,004
You know,
I am the chosen one.
284
00:21:51,378 --> 00:21:54,013
Ha ha ha! Ok.
285
00:23:52,131 --> 00:23:54,634
Ha ha ha!
286
00:24:02,141 --> 00:24:04,443
Ha ha ha!
287
00:24:25,898 --> 00:24:28,535
You wi eat.
288
00:24:31,938 --> 00:24:34,874
Get this and the rest
of your playthings
289
00:24:34,907 --> 00:24:36,909
out of here.
290
00:26:26,152 --> 00:26:27,854
Hey, bird...
291
00:26:27,887 --> 00:26:31,057
Did you see a little
hare krishna midget
292
00:26:31,090 --> 00:26:32,859
in the tree floating...
293
00:26:32,892 --> 00:26:34,661
Or is it me?
294
00:26:36,696 --> 00:26:39,231
It must be rod serling.
295
00:26:40,232 --> 00:26:41,701
Yeah.
296
00:26:41,734 --> 00:26:44,704
You the guy looking
for Cheryl Mosely?
297
00:26:44,737 --> 00:26:46,105
Yeah.
298
00:26:46,138 --> 00:26:48,074
I know who grabbed her.
299
00:26:48,107 --> 00:26:50,042
Ok. Who was
she with?
300
00:26:50,076 --> 00:26:52,044
You ever been
to pacoima?
301
00:26:52,078 --> 00:26:53,680
Yeah.
302
00:26:53,713 --> 00:26:56,048
Behind the freeway,
there's this pad
303
00:26:56,082 --> 00:26:59,051
for some bikers
called the yellow dragons.
304
00:26:59,085 --> 00:27:01,688
She was with them
last week,
305
00:27:01,721 --> 00:27:03,690
but she ain't there now.
306
00:27:03,723 --> 00:27:05,692
Who is this? Hello?
307
00:27:39,158 --> 00:27:40,426
What is it?
308
00:27:40,459 --> 00:27:42,695
Nothing.
309
00:27:42,729 --> 00:27:44,864
Look,
I came prepared
310
00:27:44,897 --> 00:27:47,266
in case we
had any other
eventualities.
311
00:27:47,299 --> 00:27:51,738
But listen,
you wait here.
312
00:27:51,771 --> 00:27:54,874
Any problem, you leave.
What are you going
to do?
313
00:27:54,907 --> 00:27:56,442
I'll stay here.
314
00:27:56,475 --> 00:27:58,878
No. You stay here now,
315
00:27:58,911 --> 00:28:02,448
but if there's
a problem,
drive away.
316
00:28:02,481 --> 00:28:04,150
Understand me?
317
00:28:04,183 --> 00:28:06,418
Ok.
318
00:28:06,452 --> 00:28:07,987
Got that?
Stay. Leave.
319
00:28:08,020 --> 00:28:09,756
Ok.
320
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:36,248
I'm not going
to hurt anybody.
321
00:28:36,282 --> 00:28:38,250
I don't want
no trouble.
322
00:28:38,284 --> 00:28:40,252
I just...
I'm sorry.
323
00:28:40,286 --> 00:28:42,254
I just want
some chips.
324
00:28:42,288 --> 00:28:44,891
I want some chips.
That's all.
325
00:28:44,924 --> 00:28:46,859
See? Chips. That's it.
326
00:28:46,893 --> 00:28:49,228
Turn that over, man.
It's burning.
327
00:28:49,261 --> 00:28:50,863
Turn it over!
328
00:28:50,897 --> 00:28:52,999
Just want some chips.
329
00:29:35,607 --> 00:29:37,543
May I ask you boys
a couple of questions?
330
00:29:39,045 --> 00:29:43,082
�� I ain't payin',
stop seein' ��
331
00:29:43,115 --> 00:29:46,552
�� streetlights on main
332
00:29:48,087 --> 00:29:50,189
�� hot nights, hold tight
333
00:29:50,222 --> 00:29:52,258
�� you're not foolin' me
334
00:29:52,291 --> 00:29:54,326
�� let me get
right to the point ��
335
00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:57,296
�� spend a little time
with me ��
336
00:29:57,329 --> 00:30:00,833
�� body talk,
I see your body talk ��
337
00:30:00,867 --> 00:30:06,005
�� you make my body talk
when you're next to me ��
338
00:30:06,038 --> 00:30:08,040
�� let it out
339
00:30:08,074 --> 00:30:10,843
�� you don't know
what you're missin' ��
340
00:30:10,877 --> 00:30:12,879
�� have no doubt
341
00:30:12,912 --> 00:30:15,481
�� I'm takin'
what you're givin' ��
342
00:30:15,514 --> 00:30:17,349
�� make no mistake...
343
00:30:17,383 --> 00:30:19,385
That'll hold him.
344
00:30:19,418 --> 00:30:22,021
Yeah, that
ought to hold him.
345
00:30:23,422 --> 00:30:25,391
Hey, hey.
In my pocket,
346
00:30:25,424 --> 00:30:28,394
there's a whole
thing of tic tacs.
347
00:30:28,427 --> 00:30:31,430
Take as many
as you like, please.
348
00:30:43,575 --> 00:30:47,079
�� I don't like feelin'
349
00:30:47,113 --> 00:30:52,218
�� mixed-up in the city
350
00:30:52,251 --> 00:30:55,021
�� showdown, slow down
351
00:30:55,054 --> 00:30:56,488
�� you're not foolin' me
352
00:30:56,522 --> 00:30:59,992
�� you live your life,
I'll live mine... ��
353
00:31:00,026 --> 00:31:01,393
Uhh! Aah!
354
00:31:01,427 --> 00:31:03,295
Aah!
355
00:31:06,298 --> 00:31:10,536
�� Body talk when you're
next to me ��
356
00:31:10,569 --> 00:31:14,206
�� body talk,
I know your body talk ��
357
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:19,145
�� you make my body talk
when you're next to me ��
358
00:31:19,178 --> 00:31:20,546
Oh!
359
00:31:20,579 --> 00:31:24,583
�� I can't stop seein'...
360
00:31:26,218 --> 00:31:28,087
What are you
doing here?
361
00:31:29,188 --> 00:31:30,189
Hey!
362
00:31:30,222 --> 00:31:31,323
�� Hot nights, hold tight
363
00:31:31,357 --> 00:31:33,125
�� you're not foolin' me
364
00:31:33,159 --> 00:31:36,528
�� let me get
right to the point ��
365
00:31:36,562 --> 00:31:38,130
�� spend a little time
with me ��
366
00:31:38,164 --> 00:31:41,267
�� body talk,
I see your body talk ��
367
00:31:42,601 --> 00:31:44,570
Split your brain,
asshole.
368
00:31:44,603 --> 00:31:46,405
�� When you're
next to me ��
369
00:31:47,206 --> 00:31:48,607
�� body talk
370
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:51,110
�� I know
your body talk ��
371
00:31:51,143 --> 00:31:53,179
�� you make
my body talk ��
372
00:31:53,212 --> 00:31:54,613
�� when you're
next to me... ��
373
00:32:08,427 --> 00:32:10,429
Why'd you
come in here?
374
00:32:10,462 --> 00:32:13,432
Didn't I tell you
not to come in?
375
00:32:13,465 --> 00:32:16,435
I told you to stay
in the car.
376
00:32:16,468 --> 00:32:20,039
I'm not going to turn this
into a lecture,
377
00:32:20,072 --> 00:32:22,441
but this is
a man thing.
378
00:32:22,474 --> 00:32:27,313
This is no place
for a woman to be.
379
00:32:27,346 --> 00:32:31,417
Next time I tell you
to do something, do it.
380
00:32:31,450 --> 00:32:33,319
Can I handle this?
381
00:32:33,352 --> 00:32:34,486
Ok.
382
00:32:36,588 --> 00:32:39,225
Leave me alone,
asshole.
383
00:32:39,258 --> 00:32:42,628
You had a girl tattooed
with a yellow dragon.
384
00:32:42,661 --> 00:32:44,696
What happened to her?
385
00:32:44,730 --> 00:32:46,665
What girl?
386
00:32:50,536 --> 00:32:53,139
I never seen her
before.
387
00:32:53,172 --> 00:32:54,973
Ok.
388
00:32:57,509 --> 00:32:58,644
Aah!
389
00:33:00,446 --> 00:33:02,448
Oh. Cheryl.
390
00:33:02,481 --> 00:33:04,450
Yeah. Her.
391
00:33:04,483 --> 00:33:06,485
We sold her.
392
00:33:10,356 --> 00:33:12,258
Sold her? To who?
393
00:33:12,291 --> 00:33:14,126
To Tommy tong.
394
00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:17,229
He got that restaurant
down on Broadway,
395
00:33:17,263 --> 00:33:20,399
and...we traded her--
396
00:33:20,432 --> 00:33:24,236
a case of cigarettes and
some pork fried rice.
397
00:33:24,270 --> 00:33:26,205
Why would somebody
buy somebody?
398
00:33:26,238 --> 00:33:27,706
He needed a girl.
399
00:33:28,707 --> 00:33:30,142
For what?
400
00:33:30,176 --> 00:33:32,778
He worked this deal
out with the devil.
401
00:33:32,811 --> 00:33:35,147
Said he needed
the blood.
402
00:33:35,181 --> 00:33:37,349
Ha ha ha.
403
00:33:37,383 --> 00:33:38,650
Ha ha ha.
404
00:33:38,684 --> 00:33:41,520
You're going to
go over there
405
00:33:41,553 --> 00:33:44,123
and rough him up,
right?
406
00:33:44,156 --> 00:33:46,525
Don't tell him
I told you.
407
00:33:46,558 --> 00:33:48,527
Why would I
do that?
408
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:51,063
So let me
get this right.
409
00:33:51,097 --> 00:33:52,331
Umm...
410
00:33:52,364 --> 00:33:55,334
You sold her?
411
00:33:55,367 --> 00:33:56,335
Yeah.
412
00:33:56,368 --> 00:33:58,570
We sold her.
413
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:10,749
Wait...here.
414
00:34:28,534 --> 00:34:30,669
I'm looking
for Tommy tong.
415
00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:36,475
Stop acting stupid.
The man owns the place.
416
00:34:38,210 --> 00:34:40,679
I'm looking
for Tommy tong.
417
00:34:42,814 --> 00:34:44,783
Oh, you don't
speak English?
418
00:34:44,816 --> 00:34:46,785
Let me translate
for you.
419
00:34:46,818 --> 00:34:49,155
Bring Tommy tong
out here,
420
00:34:49,188 --> 00:34:51,157
or I'll bust
your ass.
Understand? Huh?
421
00:34:51,190 --> 00:34:54,293
Listen, you see
this dead girl?
422
00:34:54,326 --> 00:34:57,196
She was last seen
with tong.
423
00:34:57,229 --> 00:34:58,530
Get Mr. Tong.
424
00:34:58,564 --> 00:35:01,133
Yahhhh!
425
00:35:09,208 --> 00:35:11,677
I'll show you
how I feel about
that karate shit.
426
00:35:11,710 --> 00:35:13,812
Ok?
Yahh!
427
00:35:14,946 --> 00:35:16,348
Hyah!
428
00:35:38,237 --> 00:35:40,272
How'd you do that?
429
00:35:40,306 --> 00:35:42,841
What was that...
With the flip?
430
00:36:42,868 --> 00:36:44,470
You killed him.
431
00:36:44,503 --> 00:36:46,305
I didn't kill him.
432
00:36:46,338 --> 00:36:47,673
What happened?
433
00:36:47,706 --> 00:36:50,409
Maybe the guy
cut hisself shaving
434
00:36:50,442 --> 00:36:54,413
and bled to death
looking for a kleenex.
435
00:36:54,446 --> 00:36:57,983
Maybe the guy thought
that I was coming
436
00:36:58,016 --> 00:37:01,320
and got scared
and figured,
what the hell?
437
00:37:01,353 --> 00:37:03,322
And killed hisself.
438
00:37:05,457 --> 00:37:07,359
You buy that?
439
00:37:07,393 --> 00:37:08,360
No.
440
00:37:08,394 --> 00:37:10,462
Neither do I.
441
00:37:10,496 --> 00:37:13,532
We may be up against
supernatural creatures.
442
00:37:13,565 --> 00:37:15,000
Like what?
443
00:37:15,033 --> 00:37:16,602
Demons.
444
00:37:26,645 --> 00:37:29,281
By the time
he finds you,
445
00:37:29,315 --> 00:37:31,617
it will be
too late.
446
00:38:12,090 --> 00:38:15,060
You were wise
to kill Tommy tong.
447
00:38:15,093 --> 00:38:18,330
He was weak.
He might have betrayed us.
448
00:38:18,364 --> 00:38:20,065
Thank you, lord.
449
00:38:20,098 --> 00:38:23,101
But why is the child
still alive?
450
00:38:23,134 --> 00:38:26,338
You have no reason
to fear him.
451
00:38:26,372 --> 00:38:29,074
He is surrounded
at all times by evil.
452
00:38:29,107 --> 00:38:32,077
Do not underestimate
the power of good,
453
00:38:32,110 --> 00:38:35,647
and do not dismiss
the strength of the child.
454
00:38:35,681 --> 00:38:38,750
The child will never
eat the blood.
455
00:38:38,784 --> 00:38:40,652
What must I do?
456
00:38:40,686 --> 00:38:44,122
Move the child before
the chosen one draws near.
457
00:38:44,155 --> 00:38:46,057
And to kill him?
458
00:38:46,091 --> 00:38:49,094
The adjante dagger.
It's not of this world.
459
00:38:49,127 --> 00:38:52,063
But, lord, it is
so well-guarded.
460
00:38:52,097 --> 00:38:55,066
Offer to exchange
the child for it.
461
00:38:55,100 --> 00:38:58,103
They can refuse nothing
for his safe return.
462
00:38:58,136 --> 00:39:00,071
Use the adjante dagger.
463
00:39:00,105 --> 00:39:03,642
With it, you need
no other evil.
464
00:39:03,675 --> 00:39:07,746
Use the dagger
to kill the child.
465
00:40:40,839 --> 00:40:42,841
Good to see you,
Mr. Yarrell.
466
00:40:48,580 --> 00:40:51,517
Get your monkey
off my back.
467
00:40:53,785 --> 00:40:57,155
Of course.
Fu, please retire.
468
00:40:57,188 --> 00:40:59,591
Yeah, fu.
Save it.
469
00:41:02,127 --> 00:41:03,929
Wait a second.
470
00:41:03,962 --> 00:41:06,965
Wait a second.
This is a dream.
471
00:41:06,998 --> 00:41:08,734
I'm dreaming.
472
00:41:08,767 --> 00:41:10,201
Hey!
473
00:41:10,235 --> 00:41:12,203
Why do you say that?
474
00:41:12,237 --> 00:41:15,641
Because people like fu
with his monkey face
475
00:41:15,674 --> 00:41:17,509
and the big-head guy
and the fat dude
476
00:41:17,543 --> 00:41:20,712
and you, you don't
exist for real.
477
00:41:20,746 --> 00:41:22,948
Perhaps I've had you
brought here
478
00:41:22,981 --> 00:41:25,684
to make you
an attractive offer.
479
00:41:25,717 --> 00:41:29,020
I can't accept a proposal
this early in the season.
480
00:41:34,325 --> 00:41:35,627
Thank you.
481
00:41:36,695 --> 00:41:38,730
Has it
occurred to you
482
00:41:38,764 --> 00:41:41,733
how many men of less
worth than yourself
483
00:41:41,767 --> 00:41:43,769
obtain
so many rewards,
484
00:41:43,802 --> 00:41:46,304
while you have
so very little?
485
00:41:46,337 --> 00:41:48,874
I can't say that it has.
486
00:41:48,907 --> 00:41:52,177
I don't have that much
of an imagination.
487
00:41:59,050 --> 00:42:01,853
I really don't like
your attitude.
488
00:42:01,887 --> 00:42:03,889
You know,
this is a nice jacket.
489
00:42:03,922 --> 00:42:05,857
It's a Morris day feel.
490
00:42:05,891 --> 00:42:07,893
It looks good on you.
It's smokin'.
491
00:42:07,926 --> 00:42:12,664
I'll repeat my offer
one last time.
492
00:42:12,698 --> 00:42:14,633
Well, I am dreaming,
493
00:42:14,666 --> 00:42:17,669
so I can pretty much
say anything
494
00:42:17,703 --> 00:42:19,638
and get away with it,
495
00:42:19,671 --> 00:42:22,207
so I think I'll say
from my heart...
496
00:42:22,240 --> 00:42:24,910
Kiss my ass.
497
00:42:24,943 --> 00:42:26,111
Kiss my ass!
498
00:42:29,114 --> 00:42:32,350
It's pointless
talking to you,
Mr. Yarrell.
499
00:42:32,383 --> 00:42:36,354
Why do you insist
on mispronouncing my name?
500
00:42:36,387 --> 00:42:39,224
My name is Jarrell
with a "j."
501
00:42:39,257 --> 00:42:40,759
Yes, I know.
502
00:42:40,792 --> 00:42:42,894
My legs are
much more attractive.
503
00:42:42,928 --> 00:42:47,298
I will trade the child
for the adyante dagger.
504
00:42:55,206 --> 00:42:56,708
Hey.
505
00:42:56,742 --> 00:42:59,377
This is
just a reminder
of the evening...
506
00:42:59,410 --> 00:43:03,014
So you'll know
you were here.
507
00:43:03,048 --> 00:43:04,916
There's no pain
in dreams.
508
00:43:04,950 --> 00:43:07,152
You'll remember this
a long time.
509
00:43:07,185 --> 00:43:09,721
Excuse me
for a moment.
I'll be right back.
510
00:43:09,755 --> 00:43:13,158
Do you have any methylate
or mercurochrome?
511
00:43:13,191 --> 00:43:15,894
'Cause this
might get infected.
512
00:43:15,927 --> 00:43:17,796
Tell your friends
513
00:43:17,829 --> 00:43:20,666
that sardo numspa
sends his greetings.
514
00:43:39,250 --> 00:43:40,719
A mistake.
515
00:43:42,387 --> 00:43:43,689
Yay!
Yay!
516
00:43:43,722 --> 00:43:45,356
Kee.
517
00:43:45,390 --> 00:43:46,858
Chandler.
518
00:43:49,961 --> 00:43:53,131
They tied you up
in toilet paper.
519
00:43:53,164 --> 00:43:55,333
What are you
doing here?
520
00:43:55,366 --> 00:43:58,136
I have to be here.
It's my dream.
521
00:43:58,169 --> 00:44:00,138
I think
the kid's here
somewhere.
522
00:44:00,171 --> 00:44:02,373
We should find
the kid together,
523
00:44:02,407 --> 00:44:05,043
and afterwards,
maybe we could spend--
524
00:44:05,076 --> 00:44:06,878
some time together.
525
00:44:06,912 --> 00:44:07,913
Yeah.
526
00:44:07,946 --> 00:44:09,347
Kind of let nature--
527
00:44:09,380 --> 00:44:10,916
take its course?
528
00:44:10,949 --> 00:44:12,818
Yeah.
529
00:44:24,830 --> 00:44:26,097
Aah!
530
00:44:27,065 --> 00:44:28,366
Ahh! Yah!
531
00:44:28,399 --> 00:44:29,701
Aah!
532
00:44:49,220 --> 00:44:51,489
So...
It's sardo numspa.
533
00:44:51,522 --> 00:44:53,925
What's this knife?
534
00:44:53,959 --> 00:44:57,195
The cross-dagger
of adjante.
535
00:44:57,228 --> 00:44:59,798
He brought it
to this world
536
00:44:59,831 --> 00:45:02,834
to kill the second
golden child--
537
00:45:02,868 --> 00:45:05,503
the bearer
of justice.
538
00:45:05,536 --> 00:45:08,439
His death
was a great loss.
539
00:45:08,473 --> 00:45:11,376
Sardo needs it
to kill the child,
540
00:45:11,409 --> 00:45:14,045
but you can use it
to save him.
541
00:45:14,079 --> 00:45:16,147
You must obtain
the knife
542
00:45:16,181 --> 00:45:18,884
and lure numspa
into freeing the child.
543
00:45:18,917 --> 00:45:22,453
But never let him
get possession
of the knife.
544
00:45:22,487 --> 00:45:25,891
Neat trick. But
how am I supposed to
pull it off?
545
00:45:30,495 --> 00:45:32,931
He will want to
exchange
546
00:45:32,964 --> 00:45:34,933
the dagger
for the child.
547
00:45:34,966 --> 00:45:37,936
If the Abbot
will let us have it.
548
00:45:37,969 --> 00:45:39,938
If the kid's
so important,
549
00:45:39,971 --> 00:45:43,341
why doesn't this guy
just give you the dagger?
550
00:45:43,374 --> 00:45:45,877
He's a very
difficult man.
551
00:45:45,911 --> 00:45:49,514
Tomorrow, you will go
with kee nang to Tibet
to obtain the dagger.
552
00:45:49,547 --> 00:45:53,084
Man, I ain't
going to Tibet.
553
00:45:53,118 --> 00:45:56,421
Only the chosen one
can obtain the knife.
554
00:45:56,454 --> 00:45:57,989
Will you go?
555
00:46:00,091 --> 00:46:03,294
Listen, this
chosen one thing
556
00:46:03,328 --> 00:46:05,296
is going
too far now.
557
00:46:05,330 --> 00:46:07,365
This is not normal.
558
00:46:07,398 --> 00:46:09,200
Ok?
559
00:46:09,234 --> 00:46:11,837
I have to think
this over
560
00:46:11,870 --> 00:46:15,073
because the chosen one
thing--too far.
561
00:46:15,106 --> 00:46:18,109
Could you
please leave us
for a moment?
562
00:46:18,143 --> 00:46:20,111
You all
talk it over
563
00:46:20,145 --> 00:46:22,113
because this
should be discussed
564
00:46:22,147 --> 00:46:24,850
because it's
not normal. Talk.
565
00:46:24,883 --> 00:46:26,852
The chosen one.
566
00:46:26,885 --> 00:46:29,554
Chosen one. Why Tibet?
567
00:46:29,587 --> 00:46:33,925
Why can't somebody choose
me to go to The Bahamas?
568
00:46:33,959 --> 00:46:37,562
I got to get chosen
to go to Tibet.
569
00:46:37,595 --> 00:46:40,531
And, kala, you're not
a normal chick.
570
00:46:40,565 --> 00:46:44,602
You can't sit in this basement
naked, smoking cigarettes,
571
00:46:44,635 --> 00:46:48,306
looking at soap operas
for the rest of your life.
572
00:47:07,025 --> 00:47:08,193
Yak loin.
573
00:47:08,226 --> 00:47:10,161
What is it?
574
00:47:10,195 --> 00:47:12,597
Yak loin.
Good to keep
the Yang up.
575
00:47:14,399 --> 00:47:17,135
Ain't nothing
wrong with my Yang.
576
00:47:21,339 --> 00:47:24,342
Tell me how this
dream transmission
thing works.
577
00:47:24,375 --> 00:47:26,344
Part's dream,
and part's real.
578
00:47:26,377 --> 00:47:27,979
So this scar
is real?
579
00:47:28,013 --> 00:47:29,347
Right.
580
00:47:29,380 --> 00:47:30,949
What about numsy?
581
00:47:30,982 --> 00:47:34,352
Sardo numspa.
He's very real.
582
00:47:34,385 --> 00:47:37,255
You said some things
that seemed real.
583
00:47:37,288 --> 00:47:39,991
That part was dream.
584
00:47:44,495 --> 00:47:46,631
I was just checking.
585
00:47:54,339 --> 00:47:56,574
Aren't you going to
ask me up?
586
00:47:59,444 --> 00:48:01,346
Am I dreaming now?
587
00:48:01,379 --> 00:48:03,348
Must a lady ask twice?
588
00:48:03,381 --> 00:48:05,650
No. No, please.
589
00:48:05,683 --> 00:48:07,618
No. Please twice.
590
00:48:07,652 --> 00:48:09,220
Please, please.
591
00:48:09,254 --> 00:48:11,122
Twice.
592
00:48:20,065 --> 00:48:24,702
Hey. I didn't know whether
you wanted cream and sugar.
I left it black.
593
00:48:24,735 --> 00:48:27,372
I want you
to go to Tibet.
594
00:48:27,405 --> 00:48:29,274
Will you go?
595
00:48:29,307 --> 00:48:32,277
I hear it's
really cold in Tibet.
596
00:48:32,310 --> 00:48:34,712
Why don't we
just stay here?
597
00:48:34,745 --> 00:48:37,682
Why don't we stay here
all weekend long
598
00:48:37,715 --> 00:48:39,684
under the covers,
watching television,
599
00:48:39,717 --> 00:48:42,320
sweating and smiling
and everything?
600
00:48:42,353 --> 00:48:43,488
You won't go?
601
00:48:43,521 --> 00:48:45,623
It's freezing
in Tibet.
602
00:48:45,656 --> 00:48:48,259
Hey. Hey,
where you going?
603
00:48:48,293 --> 00:48:49,694
Tibet.
604
00:48:49,727 --> 00:48:53,498
But I'm the chosen one.
You can't get the knife.
605
00:48:59,637 --> 00:49:03,108
I'll go.
I'll go to Tibet.
606
00:49:03,141 --> 00:49:04,542
Wait.
607
00:49:06,011 --> 00:49:09,981
But if it's really cold,
we got to come back. Ok?
608
00:49:11,416 --> 00:49:14,986
You're not in a rush
to leave, are you?
609
00:49:15,020 --> 00:49:17,222
Because, you know...
610
00:49:21,226 --> 00:49:22,627
A bed?
611
00:49:22,660 --> 00:49:24,629
Is that a bed?
612
00:50:15,313 --> 00:50:17,315
Kathmandu,
the gateway to Tibet.
613
00:50:17,348 --> 00:50:20,051
There are bulls
walking around here.
614
00:50:20,085 --> 00:50:22,053
Two days into
the mountains,
615
00:50:22,087 --> 00:50:25,490
and we will be
at the heights
of heaven.
616
00:50:25,523 --> 00:50:27,225
Look, I'm freezing,
617
00:50:27,258 --> 00:50:29,227
and I'm not
enjoying myself,
618
00:50:29,260 --> 00:50:33,798
but I'll do my best
to find this golden child.
619
00:50:33,831 --> 00:50:36,101
I'll arrange
for our trek.
620
00:50:36,134 --> 00:50:39,104
You have an hour
to look around.
621
00:51:23,181 --> 00:51:28,119
4:30, but I don't think I can
make it to the party.
622
00:51:29,687 --> 00:51:31,189
Ha ha.
623
00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:11,396
Hi.
624
00:52:15,433 --> 00:52:17,335
Take it easy.
625
00:52:19,337 --> 00:52:21,839
You want me
to buy that?
626
00:52:22,907 --> 00:52:24,842
Ok. I'll buy one.
627
00:52:24,875 --> 00:52:27,778
Ok. Let me have
the blue one.
628
00:52:27,812 --> 00:52:29,547
How much is one?
629
00:52:29,580 --> 00:52:33,651
I don't know
how much they cost.
630
00:52:33,684 --> 00:52:36,821
Ok. The blue one
matches my coat.
631
00:52:42,660 --> 00:52:46,497
Hey, wait a second.
You took 100.
632
00:52:46,531 --> 00:52:48,633
You took the 100.
633
00:52:48,666 --> 00:52:51,436
No. See,
$1.00 is for you.
634
00:52:51,469 --> 00:52:53,404
See this
George Washington?
635
00:52:53,438 --> 00:52:55,573
That's
Benjamin Franklin.
That's not happening.
636
00:52:55,606 --> 00:52:57,642
You got
the wrong money.
637
00:52:57,675 --> 00:52:59,610
Ahh...ahh...
638
00:53:00,878 --> 00:53:03,481
Can I have
my money back?
639
00:53:04,682 --> 00:53:07,718
You gave me
the wrong necklace, too.
640
00:53:07,752 --> 00:53:10,521
You're breaking my heart,
asswipe.
641
00:53:10,555 --> 00:53:13,591
Oh, you speak
English just fine.
642
00:53:13,624 --> 00:53:15,960
So do you.
So what?
643
00:53:15,993 --> 00:53:17,962
Give me
my 100 back
644
00:53:17,995 --> 00:53:20,598
and give me
the right one.
645
00:53:20,631 --> 00:53:22,467
Monkey breath,
puke face,
646
00:53:22,500 --> 00:53:24,635
eater of turtle slime.
647
00:53:24,669 --> 00:53:25,936
Ha...
648
00:53:25,970 --> 00:53:29,274
Give me my shit,
and you take
your shit.
649
00:53:29,307 --> 00:53:30,508
What, scuzzbucket?
650
00:53:30,541 --> 00:53:32,243
Ok, you slick
shithead,
651
00:53:32,277 --> 00:53:35,646
you sneaky
little bastard.
652
00:53:35,680 --> 00:53:38,449
You want your money?
Take it.
653
00:53:59,404 --> 00:54:02,307
Did you see
a little naked man
654
00:54:02,340 --> 00:54:04,775
running around
with a $100 bill?
655
00:54:04,809 --> 00:54:07,745
I've arranged for yaks,
ponies, and boats.
656
00:54:07,778 --> 00:54:10,381
You didn't see
a naked bum
with $100?
657
00:54:10,415 --> 00:54:12,650
No, but I could
arrange for one.
658
00:54:12,683 --> 00:54:15,386
You got to show up
sooner or later!
659
00:54:15,420 --> 00:54:17,955
And when you do,
your ass is kicked!
660
00:54:17,988 --> 00:54:19,056
And I'm gonna
sell your clothes!
661
00:54:19,089 --> 00:54:22,026
Leave you
in Kathmandu
662
00:54:22,059 --> 00:54:24,529
naked and bleeding
with no money!
663
00:54:24,562 --> 00:54:26,531
The dude took my money.
664
00:54:30,535 --> 00:54:32,403
If I had my $100,
665
00:54:32,437 --> 00:54:34,639
we could have got
a motorboat.
666
00:54:34,672 --> 00:54:36,574
Shut up and paddle.
667
00:54:36,607 --> 00:54:38,376
I'll paddle his ass.
668
00:54:38,409 --> 00:54:41,312
I'll paddle your ass
when I find you!
669
00:54:41,346 --> 00:54:44,615
I'm gonna row your ass
till it bleeds!
670
00:54:57,428 --> 00:54:58,863
We'll be there soon.
671
00:54:58,896 --> 00:55:01,966
Better have a spatula
where we're going,
672
00:55:01,999 --> 00:55:05,069
'cause my ass is frozen
to this yak!
673
00:55:48,078 --> 00:55:50,515
We bow.
674
00:55:57,087 --> 00:55:58,656
That's the dude
that took my money!
675
00:56:06,764 --> 00:56:08,733
We have come to ask
676
00:56:08,766 --> 00:56:12,169
for the sacred
cross-dagger of adjante.
677
00:56:12,202 --> 00:56:13,971
For what reason?
678
00:56:14,004 --> 00:56:16,974
For the golden child.
679
00:56:17,007 --> 00:56:18,909
He does not need it.
680
00:56:18,943 --> 00:56:21,045
To save his life.
681
00:56:21,078 --> 00:56:25,716
The child lives for our
sakes, not for his own.
682
00:56:25,750 --> 00:56:28,786
I humbly beg you,
683
00:56:28,819 --> 00:56:30,888
let us have
the knife.
684
00:56:33,591 --> 00:56:35,092
Let him ask it.
685
00:56:45,703 --> 00:56:47,905
I said, i-i-i-i-i-i
686
00:56:47,938 --> 00:56:49,974
want the knife.
687
00:56:56,146 --> 00:56:59,550
Let him ask again.
688
00:57:13,097 --> 00:57:16,433
I want the knife.
689
00:57:18,703 --> 00:57:21,472
Please.
690
00:57:35,285 --> 00:57:38,756
Only a man
whose heart is pure
can wield the knife,
691
00:57:38,789 --> 00:57:40,791
and if you're
such a man,
692
00:57:40,825 --> 00:57:42,493
you will have it.
693
00:57:44,228 --> 00:57:47,097
Only a man
whose heart is pure
694
00:57:47,131 --> 00:57:48,966
can wield the knife,
695
00:57:48,999 --> 00:57:51,969
and only a man
whose ass is narrow
696
00:57:52,002 --> 00:57:53,871
can get down these steps.
697
00:57:53,904 --> 00:57:57,842
If mine is such a ass,
then I shall have it.
698
00:58:00,545 --> 00:58:02,146
Oh, shit.
699
00:58:02,179 --> 00:58:04,849
Beyond the door
is a corridor.
700
00:58:04,882 --> 00:58:08,252
At the other end is
the sacred adjante dagger.
701
00:58:08,285 --> 00:58:11,956
If you walk to the end
of the corridor
and retrieve it,
702
00:58:11,989 --> 00:58:13,924
the dagger is yours.
703
00:58:13,958 --> 00:58:15,926
That sounds
simple enough.
704
00:58:15,960 --> 00:58:17,294
Just one thing--
705
00:58:17,327 --> 00:58:20,230
carry this without
spilling one drop.
706
00:58:20,264 --> 00:58:22,066
Who are you,
monty hall now?
707
00:58:22,099 --> 00:58:24,201
You must be
Carol merrill.
708
00:58:24,234 --> 00:58:26,236
Don't spill
any water.
This is crazy.
709
00:58:26,270 --> 00:58:29,206
Keep your thoughts
as pure as the water.
710
00:58:29,239 --> 00:58:32,042
This water ain't
really that pure.
711
00:58:32,076 --> 00:58:33,544
Neither are you.
712
00:58:33,578 --> 00:58:37,314
I give you this advice--
stay on the path.
713
00:58:37,347 --> 00:58:40,250
Ha ha!
You got it.
714
00:58:41,586 --> 00:58:43,788
Woo! Woo! Woo!
715
00:58:43,821 --> 00:58:47,558
I'm so afraid
of the dark, too.
716
00:59:02,840 --> 00:59:04,809
You need to
get somebody
717
00:59:04,842 --> 00:59:07,578
to come clean up
down here!
718
00:59:13,851 --> 00:59:15,953
Woo-oo-oo-oo!
719
00:59:30,701 --> 00:59:33,871
This is
a piece of cake.
720
00:59:33,904 --> 00:59:37,041
This is a piece
of cake! Ok?!
721
00:59:49,954 --> 00:59:51,989
Hey, there's no floor.
722
00:59:52,022 --> 00:59:54,692
There's no ground.
723
00:59:54,725 --> 00:59:56,393
Wait a minute.
724
00:59:56,426 --> 00:59:57,962
There's a ground!
725
00:59:57,995 --> 01:00:00,965
You're making it look like
it's no ground
726
01:00:00,998 --> 01:00:06,003
to see if I'm going to be scared
and run back and say--
727
01:00:06,036 --> 01:00:08,005
there's a ground.
728
01:00:08,038 --> 01:00:10,741
There's a ground, monty.
729
01:00:31,428 --> 01:00:33,764
There's no ground here!
730
01:00:34,865 --> 01:00:36,300
Oh, shit.
731
01:00:50,280 --> 01:00:54,384
Remember...stay on the path!
732
01:00:54,418 --> 01:00:56,987
I heard you
the first time!
733
01:00:57,021 --> 01:01:00,825
Let's just hope
the path stays under me.
734
01:01:36,961 --> 01:01:40,230
You said I was supposed to
stay on the path!
735
01:01:40,264 --> 01:01:43,968
Yes, but you must know
when to break the rules.
736
01:01:44,001 --> 01:01:46,737
How many people
have survived this test?
737
01:01:46,771 --> 01:01:48,405
None!
738
01:01:48,438 --> 01:01:49,774
None?
739
01:01:50,407 --> 01:01:51,876
None?
740
01:01:51,909 --> 01:01:55,913
I'll break your ass
when I get out of here!
741
01:02:56,473 --> 01:02:59,409
What am I doing wrong?!
742
01:02:59,443 --> 01:03:01,411
I followed all your rules!
743
01:03:01,445 --> 01:03:05,015
What am I doing wrong?
744
01:03:05,049 --> 01:03:09,386
Keep your mind and your thoughts
as pure as the water.
745
01:03:09,419 --> 01:03:12,522
Don't drop the water.
Don't drop the water.
746
01:03:13,991 --> 01:03:16,393
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
747
01:03:16,426 --> 01:03:17,962
Wait a minute.
748
01:03:17,995 --> 01:03:19,997
Wait, wait, wait.
The water.
749
01:03:20,030 --> 01:03:21,966
Fire and the water.
750
01:03:21,999 --> 01:03:23,533
Ok.
751
01:03:29,039 --> 01:03:31,008
To monty...
752
01:03:31,041 --> 01:03:33,143
A toast!
753
01:03:48,993 --> 01:03:51,261
Ha!
754
01:03:51,295 --> 01:03:54,865
Ha! I got the knife!
755
01:03:54,899 --> 01:03:57,367
Now, turn on
the goddamn lights!
756
01:04:09,646 --> 01:04:12,382
What is it,
asswipe?
757
01:04:16,520 --> 01:04:18,555
Listen,
I want your advice
about something.
758
01:04:21,025 --> 01:04:23,227
I'm going to
let that slide.
It's your way.
759
01:04:24,594 --> 01:04:26,997
Don't press
your luck, though.
760
01:04:31,668 --> 01:04:36,206
I know that you're
a very old and wise and...
761
01:04:36,240 --> 01:04:39,209
Disgusting guy,
762
01:04:39,243 --> 01:04:41,311
and...
763
01:04:41,345 --> 01:04:43,313
Gonna wipe that
on your jacket, huh?
764
01:04:43,347 --> 01:04:46,150
I was wondering
what a man says
765
01:04:46,183 --> 01:04:48,585
to a woman
from your world
766
01:04:48,618 --> 01:04:52,489
when he loves her
and wants to marry her.
767
01:04:52,522 --> 01:04:54,992
If you took
the short path
768
01:04:55,025 --> 01:04:57,027
and reached
enlightenment
before tomorrow,
769
01:04:57,061 --> 01:05:00,030
who would want you
for a husband?
770
01:05:00,064 --> 01:05:02,566
What's the short path?
771
01:05:02,599 --> 01:05:05,669
First of all,
you must remain pure.
772
01:05:05,702 --> 01:05:07,504
What do you mean?
773
01:05:07,537 --> 01:05:09,606
You know
what I mean.
774
01:05:14,678 --> 01:05:17,247
Oh, you mean...
775
01:05:17,281 --> 01:05:20,617
Ha ha ha!
776
01:05:20,650 --> 01:05:22,352
Is there a long way?
777
01:05:22,386 --> 01:05:24,654
It takes
10,000 lifetimes.
778
01:05:24,688 --> 01:05:26,556
We don't have
that much time.
779
01:05:26,590 --> 01:05:28,525
No women.
What else?
780
01:05:28,558 --> 01:05:30,160
For you?
781
01:05:30,194 --> 01:05:32,162
You must
trust someone
782
01:05:32,196 --> 01:05:34,564
you have no reason
to trust.
783
01:05:34,598 --> 01:05:37,101
You must
make a promise
784
01:05:37,134 --> 01:05:39,569
to someone
you have just met,
785
01:05:39,603 --> 01:05:43,007
and you must
love someone
who loves you.
786
01:05:45,142 --> 01:05:47,611
How will I know when
to do these things?
787
01:05:47,644 --> 01:05:49,746
That's for you
to decide.
788
01:05:49,779 --> 01:05:53,350
You must
tell no one
789
01:05:53,383 --> 01:05:56,520
I have put you
on the path.
790
01:05:56,553 --> 01:06:00,124
Uh...thanks
for your help.
791
01:06:00,157 --> 01:06:04,128
Ha ha! He thinks
I helped him.
792
01:06:04,161 --> 01:06:08,332
Get that booger
off your jacket
before it freezes up.
793
01:06:08,365 --> 01:06:10,300
You'll scratch yourself.
794
01:06:11,601 --> 01:06:14,571
Keep that 100
'cause there's no telling
795
01:06:14,604 --> 01:06:19,309
what might be on the bill
when you give it back.
796
01:06:29,586 --> 01:06:30,787
Gunpa...
797
01:06:30,820 --> 01:06:33,557
I have ruined myself
with the American.
798
01:06:33,590 --> 01:06:36,260
He's a fool.
799
01:06:36,293 --> 01:06:38,428
But he's brave.
800
01:06:38,462 --> 01:06:40,364
He's irresponsible.
801
01:06:40,397 --> 01:06:42,499
He's generous.
802
01:06:42,532 --> 01:06:44,701
He thinks of nothing
803
01:06:44,734 --> 01:06:47,504
but protecting
his own feelings.
804
01:06:47,537 --> 01:06:51,108
But if you
touch his heart,
805
01:06:51,141 --> 01:06:54,278
there's nothing
he wouldn't do for you.
806
01:06:54,311 --> 01:06:56,280
He believes
in nothing.
807
01:06:56,313 --> 01:06:59,683
And still he does
what is right.
808
01:06:59,716 --> 01:07:02,719
He is a callous,
thoughtless,
undisciplined fool.
809
01:07:02,752 --> 01:07:03,787
Yes.
810
01:07:03,820 --> 01:07:06,323
I do like him
very much.
811
01:07:06,356 --> 01:07:08,425
It's very hard not to.
812
01:07:09,693 --> 01:07:11,695
Those magnificent
Americans...
813
01:07:11,728 --> 01:07:13,263
So much power
814
01:07:13,297 --> 01:07:17,167
and so little understanding
what to do with it.
815
01:07:17,201 --> 01:07:20,304
What should I do?
816
01:07:23,307 --> 01:07:27,311
You must help him
save the golden child...
817
01:07:27,344 --> 01:07:29,446
And follow your heart.
818
01:07:32,716 --> 01:07:34,684
Thank you, gunpa.
819
01:07:34,718 --> 01:07:37,287
You're welcome,
daughter.
820
01:07:38,588 --> 01:07:40,757
And when you want
to marry him,
821
01:07:40,790 --> 01:07:42,492
you have my blessing.
822
01:07:44,328 --> 01:07:46,396
Thank you.
823
01:07:55,205 --> 01:07:58,308
They won't let me
on the plane
with this knife.
824
01:07:58,342 --> 01:07:59,709
Yes, they will.
825
01:07:59,743 --> 01:08:03,147
No, they won't.
I'm going to jail.
826
01:08:04,214 --> 01:08:05,282
Thank you.
827
01:08:05,315 --> 01:08:06,683
This won't work.
828
01:08:06,716 --> 01:08:10,254
I'm going to spend
the rest of my life
829
01:08:10,287 --> 01:08:12,689
in a Clay cell
in Kathmandu.
830
01:08:12,722 --> 01:08:13,857
Another cow?
831
01:08:13,890 --> 01:08:15,159
It's Kathmandu.
What did you expect?
832
01:08:15,192 --> 01:08:18,362
They won't let me
on the plane
833
01:08:18,395 --> 01:08:20,797
with a 2-foot knife
under my shirt.
834
01:08:20,830 --> 01:08:23,633
Relax. Trust
in your destiny.
835
01:08:23,667 --> 01:08:25,902
You trust
in you destiny.
836
01:08:25,935 --> 01:08:27,837
Come with me,
please.
837
01:08:27,871 --> 01:08:29,473
I have nothing
to declare.
838
01:08:29,506 --> 01:08:30,474
It's necessary.
839
01:08:30,507 --> 01:08:31,541
See?
840
01:08:31,575 --> 01:08:33,443
It's for
your own protection.
841
01:08:33,477 --> 01:08:34,911
These are
just my drawers.
842
01:08:34,944 --> 01:08:36,480
That's my clean ones.
843
01:08:36,513 --> 01:08:37,881
These are
dirty ones.
844
01:08:37,914 --> 01:08:39,683
Excuse me.
I've a plane to catch.
845
01:08:39,716 --> 01:08:42,286
Come on. Come on.
Hurry up.
846
01:08:42,319 --> 01:08:43,887
What's this?
847
01:08:43,920 --> 01:08:46,423
I want to go
back to America.
848
01:08:46,456 --> 01:08:48,392
I'm a citizen, ok?
849
01:08:48,425 --> 01:08:50,394
What are you
looking at?
850
01:08:50,427 --> 01:08:52,796
It just does
my heart good
851
01:08:52,829 --> 01:08:55,399
to see another
American citizen!
852
01:08:58,268 --> 01:08:59,836
Hold it right there!
853
01:08:59,869 --> 01:09:01,805
No, I'm not crazy!
854
01:09:01,838 --> 01:09:03,807
I'm agent
Chandler Jarrell
855
01:09:03,840 --> 01:09:06,410
from the American
stolen artifacts
foundation.
856
01:09:06,443 --> 01:09:07,777
Everybody, it's ok.
857
01:09:07,811 --> 01:09:10,380
I'm the stolen
artifacts
foundation man!
858
01:09:10,414 --> 01:09:12,816
Freddie, get out
of my sight!
859
01:09:12,849 --> 01:09:14,651
You make me sick!
860
01:09:14,684 --> 01:09:17,821
I'll talk to you
on the plane, Freddie!
861
01:09:17,854 --> 01:09:19,823
Nobody be alarmed!
I'm Chandler Jarrell,
862
01:09:19,856 --> 01:09:22,792
American stolen artifacts
foundation of America.
863
01:09:22,826 --> 01:09:24,294
Thanks to you,
864
01:09:24,328 --> 01:09:27,364
we were able to catch
this piece of shit,
865
01:09:27,397 --> 01:09:30,934
and I thank
the good people of Nepal!
866
01:09:30,967 --> 01:09:33,670
A bunch
of brilliant buggers,
all of you.
867
01:09:33,703 --> 01:09:36,840
You are one hell
of a leader.
868
01:09:36,873 --> 01:09:38,875
The keen,
the cunningness...
869
01:09:38,908 --> 01:09:41,445
The instinct!
The instinct
870
01:09:41,478 --> 01:09:42,646
is brilliant!
871
01:09:42,679 --> 01:09:44,281
I can tell you trained
under this man,
872
01:09:44,314 --> 01:09:46,650
'cause you have
the same glare
in your eye.
873
01:09:46,683 --> 01:09:50,587
You don't know what you did,
but you're brilliant.
874
01:09:50,620 --> 01:09:51,955
The best brilliance
875
01:09:51,988 --> 01:09:54,658
is brilliance born
from someone ignorant.
876
01:09:54,691 --> 01:09:57,561
This is my assistant
kee nang here--
877
01:09:57,594 --> 01:09:58,995
agent 69--
878
01:09:59,028 --> 01:10:00,564
we thank you!
879
01:10:00,597 --> 01:10:03,233
The people of Nepal,
thank you!
880
01:10:03,267 --> 01:10:05,835
You're a bunch of beautiful,
brilliant people!
881
01:10:05,869 --> 01:10:06,970
Nepal!
882
01:10:07,003 --> 01:10:09,273
N-e-p-a-l!
883
01:10:09,306 --> 01:10:11,708
Viva Nepal!
Viva Nepal!
884
01:11:05,061 --> 01:11:06,363
Welcome back.
885
01:11:06,396 --> 01:11:07,631
Thank you.
886
01:11:07,664 --> 01:11:10,066
Hey, this is
your problem now.
887
01:11:10,099 --> 01:11:13,503
You did a marvelous job
obtaining the knife.
888
01:11:15,905 --> 01:11:19,075
You will be spending
the next few days
889
01:11:19,108 --> 01:11:21,545
at a house
of a friend.
890
01:11:21,578 --> 01:11:24,881
When will we be contacted
about the knife?
891
01:11:27,016 --> 01:11:28,585
That's Chandler yarrell.
892
01:11:28,618 --> 01:11:31,020
If he doesn't
return my property,
893
01:11:31,054 --> 01:11:32,589
arrest him.
894
01:11:37,461 --> 01:11:39,396
Welcome home,
Mr. Yarrell.
895
01:11:39,429 --> 01:11:41,731
You have
something for me?
896
01:11:47,003 --> 01:11:48,705
I'm sorry, numsy.
897
01:11:48,738 --> 01:11:50,707
I should be punished!
898
01:11:50,740 --> 01:11:54,010
Everyone, I have stolen
from my brother numsy.
899
01:11:54,043 --> 01:11:57,080
Officer, it's your duty
to take me in. Please.
900
01:11:57,113 --> 01:12:00,016
Purge me.
I am ashamed of myself.
901
01:12:00,049 --> 01:12:03,353
I should be arrested.
I should be purged.
902
01:12:03,387 --> 01:12:05,121
I should be flogged.
903
01:12:05,154 --> 01:12:08,124
Let me have
a word with him.
904
01:12:08,157 --> 01:12:10,727
I am a swine,
a wretch.
905
01:12:10,760 --> 01:12:14,531
How long can you keep up
this masquerade?
906
01:12:14,564 --> 01:12:18,034
Until you realize
the rules of evidence
in this country.
907
01:12:18,067 --> 01:12:20,136
See, if
I get arrested,
908
01:12:20,169 --> 01:12:23,139
they put me
in a jail cell.
909
01:12:23,172 --> 01:12:25,409
Then they take
the knife, because
it's a stolen object,
910
01:12:25,442 --> 01:12:28,378
and they put that
in a little room.
911
01:12:28,412 --> 01:12:30,680
They put
"exhibit a" on it.
912
01:12:30,714 --> 01:12:32,716
I sit in my room.
913
01:12:32,749 --> 01:12:35,118
The knife
sits in its room
914
01:12:35,151 --> 01:12:37,487
until the trial
comes up--a month
to a year.
915
01:12:37,521 --> 01:12:38,922
So if you get me
arrested,
916
01:12:38,955 --> 01:12:42,091
there's no telling
when you'll get
your knife.
917
01:12:44,694 --> 01:12:48,798
You've no idea
who I am, have you?
918
01:12:48,832 --> 01:12:53,069
Yes. You're
sardo numsy!
919
01:12:53,102 --> 01:12:56,540
Look, I don't care
who you are.
920
01:12:56,573 --> 01:12:58,675
I do care that
you kidnapped
a little kid.
921
01:12:58,708 --> 01:13:01,711
I could destroy you...
Just like that.
922
01:13:01,745 --> 01:13:03,647
We wouldn't
want that.
923
01:13:03,680 --> 01:13:05,582
Listen.
Bring me the boy.
924
01:13:05,615 --> 01:13:07,551
I'll give you
the knife.
925
01:13:07,584 --> 01:13:10,620
Then no one
will have to
be destroyed...
926
01:13:10,654 --> 01:13:12,088
Just like that.
927
01:13:12,121 --> 01:13:13,823
Think it over.
928
01:13:15,091 --> 01:13:17,527
My brother's
forgiven me!
929
01:13:17,561 --> 01:13:18,962
Kee, Dr. Hong,
930
01:13:18,995 --> 01:13:21,565
brother numsy
has forgiven me.
931
01:13:21,598 --> 01:13:22,966
Dear brother,
932
01:13:22,999 --> 01:13:24,934
thank you,
thank you.
933
01:13:24,968 --> 01:13:26,636
You're wonderful.
934
01:13:26,670 --> 01:13:31,040
I told him I wouldn't
be so polite next time.
935
01:13:31,074 --> 01:13:32,776
You a foolhardy,
aren't you?
936
01:13:32,809 --> 01:13:34,811
I do my best.
937
01:14:26,763 --> 01:14:29,165
Are you
coming to bed?
938
01:14:29,198 --> 01:14:34,904
No. I think I'm going
to sleep out here.
939
01:14:37,574 --> 01:14:38,808
Oh.
940
01:14:39,709 --> 01:14:41,511
Good night.
941
01:15:09,105 --> 01:15:10,707
Aah!
942
01:15:35,699 --> 01:15:37,133
I just heard
something.
943
01:15:38,234 --> 01:15:40,236
I don't like this.
944
01:15:40,269 --> 01:15:43,006
Let's get
out of here.
945
01:16:35,291 --> 01:16:37,160
Run!
946
01:17:30,313 --> 01:17:34,317
I didn't spend
the night with you
to obligate you.
947
01:17:34,350 --> 01:17:37,020
I spent the night
with you
948
01:17:37,053 --> 01:17:38,922
because I love you.
949
01:17:50,967 --> 01:17:53,336
She's beyond
this world of pain.
950
01:17:53,369 --> 01:17:54,971
Kala:
You can save her.
951
01:17:55,004 --> 01:17:59,075
The golden child
can bring her back
952
01:17:59,108 --> 01:18:01,945
as long as sunlight
still shines on her.
953
01:18:01,978 --> 01:18:04,881
No more magic!
She's dead!
954
01:18:10,453 --> 01:18:14,157
You are the chosen one.
You will find the child.
955
01:18:14,190 --> 01:18:16,325
You have until nightfall
to find the child.
956
01:18:16,359 --> 01:18:19,095
Sardo cannot kill him
until dark.
957
01:21:12,969 --> 01:21:14,470
Aah!
958
01:21:38,194 --> 01:21:39,996
Shh...
959
01:21:46,635 --> 01:21:48,204
Shh...
960
01:22:08,524 --> 01:22:11,194
We'll get you
out of here. Ok?
961
01:22:22,571 --> 01:22:25,074
Hey, where's
your boss?
962
01:22:25,741 --> 01:22:28,244
Keep an eye
on the kid.
963
01:22:28,277 --> 01:22:30,346
This won't
take long.
964
01:22:32,748 --> 01:22:36,419
My dear, sweet
brother numsy.
965
01:22:45,161 --> 01:22:47,396
I can see you're busy
right now.
966
01:22:47,430 --> 01:22:49,565
I'll come back
some other time.
967
01:23:02,211 --> 01:23:04,713
There are no keys
in the car!
968
01:23:04,747 --> 01:23:06,549
No keys!
969
01:23:06,582 --> 01:23:07,650
Oh, come on!
970
01:23:07,683 --> 01:23:09,552
Come on! Come on!
971
01:23:13,822 --> 01:23:15,224
Everything will be ok.
972
01:23:15,258 --> 01:23:16,492
I know.
973
01:23:16,525 --> 01:23:18,527
Fasten your
seat belt, kid.
974
01:23:31,540 --> 01:23:34,677
Somebody give you
a valium or what?
975
01:23:40,183 --> 01:23:42,751
This kind of thing must happen
a lot where you're from.
976
01:23:42,785 --> 01:23:44,320
I feel like I'm gonna
shit on myself.
977
01:24:10,379 --> 01:24:13,716
Hey! Hey, Goldie!
978
01:24:13,749 --> 01:24:15,818
You won't even help me?
979
01:24:15,851 --> 01:24:18,121
You'll just
keep running, right?
980
01:24:23,526 --> 01:24:24,693
Hey!
981
01:24:24,727 --> 01:24:25,828
Wait!
982
01:28:41,517 --> 01:28:44,520
How long are you
going to be?
983
01:28:44,553 --> 01:28:46,021
About two weeks.
984
01:28:46,054 --> 01:28:49,057
You'll drop the kid off
and come back.
985
01:28:49,091 --> 01:28:50,058
Yes.
986
01:28:50,092 --> 01:28:52,628
I bought this
for you, ok?
987
01:28:52,661 --> 01:28:55,998
Put that on,
and you don't have to worry
988
01:28:56,031 --> 01:28:59,034
about other kids
messing with your head.
989
01:28:59,067 --> 01:29:03,539
You don't want to go to
Tibet with a big head.
990
01:29:03,572 --> 01:29:05,073
Ha ha ha!
991
01:29:05,107 --> 01:29:07,476
That is
a cool trick.
992
01:29:07,510 --> 01:29:10,913
Did you ever think about
going into show business?
993
01:29:10,946 --> 01:29:14,016
I throw a rock,
you make it float off--
994
01:29:14,049 --> 01:29:16,652
standing ovations
all over the place.
995
01:29:16,685 --> 01:29:19,622
You ever hear
of ed McMahon's star search?
996
01:29:19,655 --> 01:29:21,890
Do they have
star search in Tibet?
997
01:29:21,924 --> 01:29:23,959
Probably not.
Probably have food search.
998
01:29:23,992 --> 01:29:27,095
We could all go
on star search
999
01:29:27,129 --> 01:29:30,098
and let the audience
throw rocks at you,
1000
01:29:30,132 --> 01:29:34,837
and you can make them all
hit ed McMahon...Hard.
Ha ha ha!
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