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Are you ready?

It's beach time.

Come on, why is your bathing suit not on?

You need to put your bathing suit on.

Are you sure?

Yes, I'm sure.

Jessica's coming.

I know she's supposed to, but did you look outside?

No! I really wanted to go to the beach.

Why is it raining?

You should still go.

She just texted me she's not coming.

I... I told you it was going to probably rain today. Oh, I didn't... I didn't

think it would.

God damn it.

That's really upsetting.

What the heck am I gonna do now?

Why don't you, like, go to the mall with her or something?

Mall? I feel fucking boring.

That's where all the stupid people go.

What is there to do at the mall?

Boring as fuck.

I don't know, like, put on different kinds of lip balm or, like, buy...

No. I don't know what girls do. No. I don't do any of that.

It's stupid.

My little tchotchkes or something.

I don't know what that is.

Sparkly things.

No.

God.

What am I going to do?

You hear something.

Go look at your phone.

That's fucking boring too. I want to go outside and be in the sun and get a tan.

I know I can't do that.

Just take a nap or something.

I'm up.

I drank like three Red Bulls to get ready for the beach.

I'm up. There's no sleeping anytime soon.

Okay, well, good luck, okay?

Stop!

Fix this!

What's wrong with you?

I'm...

beach get out of here no keep me do something keep

me entertained why can't i have a normal stepsister i am normal what about me is

not normal i'm not weird you're the weirdo

It's ruined.

It's completely ruined.

I don't know any point in going on.

You're right.

Nobody else is doing something else?

I don't think so. It's raining.

There's nothing to do.

Yeah, that's why there's stuff to do. There's inside places.

Well, not the mall.

Fuck the mall.

If food would come out of here or something.

I don't like it fat.

You'd be skinny.

Yeah, very fat.

That's mean!

Why are you so mean to me?

I'm not mean.

Yes, you are.

You need to be nice to me.

I'm nice. I'm a good brother.

Number one.

In the whole world.

No. Probably.

No.

No? No.

If you're nicer than me, yeah, but you're not.

You're not nice to me.

I know what you can do.

What?

Come here, I'll tell you.

What?

You can do my laundry.

It's really dirty. No!

You do your own laundry.

You're supposed to do that. You're a boy.

No, girls like doing chores and stuff.

Not me.

No.

You can play video games with me.

Fucking video games. That's so boring. That's what a loser is.

I don't like just sitting around.

Gamers.

Gamers are fucking boring losers.

What else?

I'm going to play Truth or Dare.

truth or dare that's for like parties not just for like brother and sister

that's kind of weird i don't i don't know about that i'm just

fucking around i mean maybe we could play that i

don't know ask me

truth

Did you have sex with Greg at the party last week? Oh my god!

Why would you ask me something like that? Truth or dare?

You have to answer it.

Yeah.

Gross! Gross!

I'm drunk.

I don't know.

That's crazy.

Whatever. Don't tell anyone about that. I'm not. It's a fair thing.

Okay, truth or dare? Dare.

I dare you to jump off the roof.

That's not fair. You can't do that.

Yes, it's a dare. You have to do it.

I'm not.

Yes.

You're crazy.

You have to do it. It's a dare and it's not even that high.

I'm not.

Okay,

fine. Then I... I dare you to lick my armpit.

What? Yeah.

What kind of dare is that?

You have to do it.

It's easier than jumping off the roof, so.

Oh my god.

Do you have a phone?

Mm-hmm.

It's stinky.

No, it's not.

Yeah. Ugh.

You're nasty.

You're crazy.

okay dare i

dare you to lick my foot oh my god see what you

get that's what you get it's so freaking dirty though

give up and i'll say i won no no no i'll do it

dirty

i'm

never doing that again that's crazy okay

Truth or dare?

Dare.

I dare you to let me look through your phone.

What? Yeah.

Fine. Here you go.

There's literally nothing in here.

You're getting no bitches.

Shut the fuck up. What the hell?

Oh my god.

This is so boring.

Here, you can have that back.

What's wrong with that?

You're just a loser.

Am I talking to a bunch of different girls?

Yeah. Fucking loser.

Truth or dare?

Um, truth.

Does Sarah have a crush on me?

No.

She thinks you're a fucking loser.

For real?

Yes. Why would she like you?

She, like, heart-reacted, like, my message the other day. That doesn't mean

anything. Shut up! You're a fucking loser.

God, you really think she had a crush on you? Are you being... Yeah, I thought

she kind of liked me. No.

Of course not.

Well, that's...

I don't like her either. She's stupid.

Okay, whatever you say.

Truth or dare?

Truth.

Is it true that you have a micro penis?

What?

You heard me.

Is it true I have a micro penis?

Yeah. Who told you I have a micro penis?

Nobody. What kind of stupid question is that?

You probably do.

It's probably super little.

Is there some rumor going around that I have a micro penis?

That's fucked up. That's ridiculous.

That's so fucked up. Loser.

I bet you do.

No, I don't.

It's like, it's pretty big, actually.

But it doesn't matter.

Whatever you say.

Alright, my turn.

Truth or dare?

Dare.

I dare you to take a look at it.

What?

Take a look and see if it's a micropenis or not.

What?

I don't want there to be fucking rumors about me having a micropenis. That's

ridiculous.

That's kind of weird, don't you think?

My fucking stepbrother.

I don't know.

I guess you do kind of have to prove yourself.

Okay.

Oh my god.

It's so big.

I told you.

I told you.

Oh my god. I was not expecting that at all.

Do you want to apologize now?

I mean, yeah, I guess so. I'm sorry for accusing you. That's right.

Having a micro-venous.

It's pretty big, right?

It's really big.

Oh my god.

in shock.

Yeah.

Wow.

Wow.

Truth or dare?

Dare.

I dare you to show me your stuff.

My stuff?

Yeah. Like my tits?

Or what?

Bottoms.

It's only fair.

Fair.

You have micropenis.

I do.

Yes, you're right. It's way tinier than mine. It is.

Truth or dare?

I dare you to let me put

it in my mouth.

Why?

Why?

I mean, it's really big.

I don't want to put it in my mouth.

Hmm?

I don't know if that's... Come on.

Yeah, okay.

You don't

even...

You're

not worried I'm gonna tell anybody?

I hope you won't.

I guess I'm not going to tell anybody.

Good.

You're probably funny.

So big.

You look like a nice leaner.

Very, very nice.

Might be the biggest one I've ever seen.

That's crazy.

I look like messed up.

Girls don't even want to talk to me.

Yeah, it's odd.

Should I help me out?

I mean... Tell your friends, like, just don't tell them how you know.

Okay. Fuck that.

Okay, I might be able to do that for you.

Are you trying to get me to lick your butthole?

But I will if you want me to.

You will?

Yeah. Okay.

Oh, fuck.

Craig

says you did

that to him, so... He needs to shut the fuck up.

Stop. Don't do that again.

Okay.

It does feel good.

You said it felt good.

That's like taking it a little too far.

My brother, like, that's kind of weird. I mean, just come in my mouth. Like,

it's fine.

You don't want me to?

I mean, I do want you to, but I don't know.

Come on, why won't you come inside me or something?

I don't know, you know, like, I'm not on birth control and I... Okay.

Okay fine.

It's gonna hurt.

It's really big though.

Look, it's so big.

Oh my God.

It's so good.

if you're on it like that.

Every day.