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remarkable.

Uh uh. Miss Ginsburg, take a note,

please.

>> Yes, Mr. Von.

>> The flea found on the murdered man is

from Chicago, proving definitely that

the murderer is from Illinois. You may

go now, Miss Ginsburg.

And now, my dear district attorney, what

brings you here at this hour of the

night? A buffling case, Von, involving

my good friend Rover. However, his wife

will explain. You must help me, Mr.

Boss. Really, you must. My husband's

life's in danger. It all started on the

night my husband inherited his uncle's

fortune. The entire family had gathered

to hear the reading of the will.

>> I, Cyrus M. body being of sound mind and

memory and recognizing the uncertainty

of this frail and transitory life do

therefore make ordain publish and

declare this to be my last will and

testament all of my property consisting

of 400 shares of Amazon oil

600 shares of APN

I leave to John B Rover my favorite

nephew

>> a double crosser

Rover received his inheritance this

morning. So tonight we were married.

All right. Little

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>> Gee, I'm so nervous.

>> Calm yourself, old man, or you'll lose

your pants.

>> I love you.

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>> Life and it sorrows.

Life is still

fading to dream. [music]

When you are near

for I love you. [music]

>> Elder Spitz and John B. Rover, as you

stand upon the threshold of canubial

bliss, and before you embark upon the

ship of Matri, let these few words be

the beacon light to guide you through

the uncharted seas of romance. You, my

dear John, beware of temptation and do

nothing to bring tears to the eyes of

your little wife. And you, my dear

Thilda, never let a false friend enter

your home. For there are vultures that

lie in wait to disrupt the happiness of

newlyweds. And oh the catastrophes that

follow in the wake of unfaithfulness.

Homes are rent aunderder through

unfaithfulness. Little helpless children

are torn from their mother's arms.

Cheated of a mother's caress and sent

into a cold world without a mother's

spiritual guidance. All because of

apparent moment in discretion.

Oh, let this be your warning.

>> You take this woman to be your lawful

wedded wife. I do.

And do you take this man to be your

lawful wedded husband?

>> I do.

>> The ring, please.

I pronounce you man and wife, my

children. And may the blessings of dog

descend upon you. And remember that the

bird of happiness is ever the storm.

Ouch.

>> I guess it was a jealous relative who

tried to kill my darling. And oh, I'm so

upset. I don't know what to do. Madam,

if tonight is your wedding night, I

suggest you go home to your husband

and I'll have the police round up every

suspicious character in town. Frank you

are. Let's honey to the police station.

>> Hey, you got to get in there.

Quiet.

>> I wonder what's become of Vance. Shh.

Here I am.

Ripping disguise. A what?

The suspects are ready, sir.

Now's the mice.

quiet.

>> The world owes me a living and

that's why

>> Ruby Delay, where were you early this

evening?

>> I was out with a sailor getting

tattooed.

Who are you? Where were you born? And

for what reason?

What were you doing early tonight?

>> Believe it or not, I was scolding in the

park. I just love scing in the park.

>> Well, strike me pink. A pansy.

We're getting nowhere. Let's get out of

here.

Does Popsy love his momy? Huh?

>> Oh, you browneyed mama. Popsy is just

crazy about you. Oh, you sweet little

itsy whipsy babysy.

Popsy just loves his little baby wy.

>> Oh, what's the matter, darling? You work

like a frightened phone.

>> STOP. You're tickling me.

>> Hot dog. That papa sure knows his onion.

>> No.

>> Well, it's getting late.

[whistles]

>> [whistles]

>> Oh,

>> give Popsy a little kiss, Mommy.

>> Oh, there's danger in your eyes, Daddy.

Who turned out that light? [screaming]

WHO'S AT THAT WINDOW? [screaming]

>> OH DEAR. What do we do?

>> Oh, I'M SO BRAVE, DARLING. NOW dear

brave like I am here.

[screaming]

Quick, darling. Go to the police station

and get Mr. Vance and the district

attorney.

>> All right, honey.

>> HURRY, DEAR. THERE'S NOT A MOMENT TO be

lost.

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My dear cousin, when the clock strikes

12, you will cease to exist

and we will inherit the money.

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Shh. Somebody's coming. Hurry, Balcon. I

hope we're not too late.

>> Oh no. Rover. Rover. Dear. Rover. Where

are you?

>> What? No answer. There's dirty working.

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Great Scott.

Bakam. Phone the police and tell them to

bring the blood hound. Hurry, man.

Hurry.

>> They're calling the cops. Come on. Let's

get out of here quick. [music] Come on.

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>> Come on, Sherlock. Come on, will you?

You lazy old blood. You Come on. Get in

here, Sherlock.

Aha! Sherlock has the sand. Now watch

it. There he goes. Watch where he's

going.

>> Oh, my poor husband. Oh, my darling.

Where are you? Where are you?

>> Come on, boys. We've got to order it

now.

Open that door and shoot.

>> Wait a minute. One at a time.

Don't be stepping on my feet. I can't.

>> Here I come, Rover. Don't give up. B is

getting to you. I'll be there in just a

minute. Rover.

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Don't give up, Rover. Don't give up.

You're practically rescued.

>> Too late.

Too late.

Madam, it grieves me to inform you that

you are now a widow.

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