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Mike tends to definehis life in seasons--
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football season,baseball season,
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and for a brief window in May,spelling season.
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...O-U-S--
parsimonious.
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Yes!
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Hmm.
Looking good, guys.
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I can't believe you're really
hitting the bee circuit again
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after what happened last time
and the time before.
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Hey, those were building years.
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Brick is older
and stronger now.
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Plus, since I made it
to regionals,
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they let me out of gym
to study.
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We're still working
on his killer instinct.
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I just got off the phone
with Axl.
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He's got one final left,
and then he's coming home.
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He's done, Mike...
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at least until September.
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Possibly forever.
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Well, I can't go up there
and get him.
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We're in training here.
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Oh.
I'm in training, too.
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Ehlert Motors is having a "Hands On
A Hard Body" contest this weekend.
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The last person with their hand
on the car wins it.
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Can you possibly think of a more
perfect contest for me?
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I mean, who has more practice
standing than me?
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I mean, I stand
off to the side at dances,
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in gym waiting to be picked.
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I stand through half my classes
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because there aren't enough
desks due to budget cuts.
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We're supposed to trade off,
but nobody does.
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I'm gonna win myself a car!
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All right,
I got to get to work.
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We'll pick this up tonight,
Brick.
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Yikes, I should get to school.
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Ohh! Shoot.
Rookie mistake.
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Glad I got it
out of the way now.
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I mean, a mistake
could happen like that!
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Oh, shoot.
I did it again.
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Okay, see you later.
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Bye, dad.
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Oh, seriously?!
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Oh, morning, Mike.
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Rusty?
What are you doing here?
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Oh. I'm using your hose water
to brush my teeth.
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Yeah, I got that.
Why?
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Oh, on account I had a cavity
on my, uh, last check-up.
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So I figured I shouldn't
let up on the oral hygiene
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just 'cause
I'm living in my car.
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Oh, man,
what are you doing that for?
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You should come in.
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Oh, no,
I don't want to be a bother.
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If you're worried
about the neighbors,
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I don't wash
any of the sensitive areas
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till I know
they've all gone to work.
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Done!
Last final over!
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Ohh! Br-r-r!
My brain hurts so much.
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Kenny, wake me in 20
so I can get my party on.
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Whoo!
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Whoa.
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How long did I sleep?
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All right,
I'm here for your room check.
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Yeah, whatever, Julia.
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It's Julian.
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Shelves-- check.
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Light bulb-- check.
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Where's your desk?
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I don't know.
You're the RA.
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Aren't you supposed
to know where stuff is?
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I have many responsibilities,
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none of which include keeping up
with your belongings
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that have been
solely loaned to you
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for the duration
of the rental period.
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Either find it,
or you're not leaving.
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Man, you were so cool
at the beginning of year!
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"Welcome. Let me
show you to your room."
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Whatever happened to that guy?!
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Rusty, oh, my gosh!
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Well, don't you look good?
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Oh, well, thanks.
Feel good.
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Trying to take care of myself.
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You look older.
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Well, three kids.
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So, it's been a long time.
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Oh, we saw Marlene
at Thanksgiving.
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She told us about the divorce.
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Oh, yeah,
well, that's a long story.
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She threw me out.
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It was longer in my head,
but...
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Rusty tells me he's been
sleeping in his car.
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What? Oh, come on,
that's crazy.
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Why aren't you staying
with your dad?
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Doesn't he have
like 50 couches?
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Oh, no, I-I don't want to be
some divorced loser
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living with his dad.
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I thought I'd just
pitch a tent in your backyard
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and wash off in your pool.
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Rusty,
we can't let you do that.
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You're staying with us.
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Oh, I don't want
to be a bother.
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He was.
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Rusty, what's all this?
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Oh, this?
It's my new business.
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We make NFL shower curtains.
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Really?
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You're making
NFL shower curtains?
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You actually got permission
from the NFL?
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Oh, yes, yes.
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No. No.
Not officially.
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It's okay, though.
I figured a way around it.
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Check this out.
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Huh?
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"Cincinnati Begals"?
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"New York Gants."
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Yeah.
Nobody will notice.
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It's a proven scientific fact.
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Your brain will just fill in
the missing letters.
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Maybe your brain.
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Hey, you're the one
who made me let him stay.
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You shot me that look,
and you made me feel guilty.
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The look that said,
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"Help, we can't
let your brother
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come and stay with us"?
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God, you don't know
my looks at all.
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We're in agreement, okay?
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It's not a great situation,
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and I look forward
to dissecting it to death
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when I get back,
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but I can't get into it now.
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I got to get sleep.
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Brick and I got to be
on the road to Chicago by 7:00.
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Seriously?
That's tomorrow?
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Yeah.
Tomorrow's the 12th.
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Well, what are you gonna do
about your brother?
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You're gonna take him, right?
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Why would I take him?
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Why would you leave him?
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Why wouldn't I?
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Because
you want to stay married.
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Right back at you.
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Howdy, folks,
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and thanks for coming down
to Ehlert Motors'
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"Hands On A Hard Body" contest.
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Remember,
while the contest is going on,
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we're still making deals.
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No job? No problem.
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No credit? No problem.
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Miss a payment? Well, then
we've got one hell of a problem.
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All right, rules--
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no taking hands off the car
or switching hands.
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Bathroom breaks
every four hours.
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And the last person
standing wins.
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Okay, good luck,
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and may the best man
or woman win.
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Hopefully it's a man.
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What? Brad!
What are you doing here?
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You know how much I want this.
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There is no way I can beat you
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and your amazing tap legs.
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Sue, if I win the car--
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pause to deliver
dramatic line--
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I'm giving it to you!
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- What?! Are you serious?
- I already have my Miata.
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You deserve to know the freedom a
great set of wheels can bring.
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Sue, I will stand here
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until they drag
my skeleton body away
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if that's what it takes
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to win my best friend
in the whole world this car.
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Ohh! Bee! Bee! Bee!
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There's one down.
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So, uh, Brick,
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I got a little spelling tip
for you.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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What you want to do
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is memorize the consonants
in your word first--
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your B's and your Q's and such.
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Then, once you've got them
good and memorized,
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you just insert your vowels.
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That sounds like it would be
kind of confusing.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
It is.
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Cop!
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You in some kind of trouble,
Rusty?
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Oh, no. Just habit.
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Hey, look, I found a nickel.
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Mm-hmm.
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Hey, Mike,
do you remember the time
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when we got nailed for
throwing rocks at the cop car?
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He doesn't need
to hear about that.
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You threw rocks at a cop car?
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And yet I get in trouble
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for inviting
those well-dressed people in
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to talk about religion.
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Look, it was
Uncle Rusty's idea, not mine.
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He wanted to have
a snowball fight,
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but since it was July,
he decided to use rocks.
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Yeah.
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And then I accidentally hit
the cop car.
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Boy, I've never
seen this guy run so fast.
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And then the cops
showed up at our door.
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Yeah, and--
and you were so tall,
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you pretended to be my dad.
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You know,
he's always been this tall.
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That's hilarious.
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Uh, did grandpa Big Mike
ever find out?
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Oh, you kidding?
We wouldn't be here.
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Hmm.
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Parents were a lot meaner
back then.
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How the hell
do you lose a desk?
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Ohh! Mom on the floor!
Did anybody see you?
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Tell me you at least put an old sheet
over your head in the elevator.
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Hey, this is no picnic for me,
either.
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I finally
had the house to myself.
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I was gonna take a bath
and maybe light a candle.
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La-la-la-la-la-la
la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
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Oh. Excuse me. Hello?
You're the RA, right?
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I'm Axl's mom.
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Do you have to tell everybody?
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Listen,
we're sorry about the desk.
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I'm sure it's not lost.
It's just been misplaced.
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He has
the same problem at home.
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So if you
could just check us out,
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we would really appreciate it.
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Oh, sure, he can check out
whenever he wants.
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Thank you.
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See? Simple.
That's how you get it done.
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Of course, I will be keeping
your $200 deposit.
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And then your Uncle Rusty
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climbs out the window
during a test
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and climbs
into the window of my class
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so he can have me
take the test for him.
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And I got an A, too.
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You mean I got an A.
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But that is nothing
compared to...
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- the Kimberlys!
- The Kimberlys!
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Now, don't tell your mom
I'm telling you this story.
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Classic Uncle Rusty.
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He tells me
there's these sisters.
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Well, it turns out
one of them...
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had been to prison.
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Whoo-hoo-hoo!
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It's a little sunnier
than I thought it would be.
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Whoo.
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Oh, I see you went
with a brand-name sunscreen.
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My mom bought our
sunscreen at a garage sale.
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But, you know,
I can handle a little sunburn.
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I am so focused,
I can hardly even feel it.
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Ohh! Bee!
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Oh, Brad's bee!
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You guys got to stop leaving
half-open cans of pop!
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It is bringing bees!
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Oh, it is like
The Hunger Games out here.
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I don't know how much more
of this I can handle.
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Ohh! Damn!
254
00:09:38,820 --> 00:09:40,474
See? Here it is.
255
00:09:40,563 --> 00:09:43,693
We'll just take that deposit
and be out of your way.
256
00:09:43,784 --> 00:09:46,141
Uh-huh. And you wouldn't
just drag in a desk
257
00:09:46,233 --> 00:09:48,427
from the room
across the hall, would you?
258
00:09:48,618 --> 00:09:50,517
- No.
- Really?
259
00:09:50,612 --> 00:09:52,207
'Cause there might be
a number under each desk
260
00:09:52,306 --> 00:09:53,951
that matches the room
it belongs to,
261
00:09:54,057 --> 00:09:55,820
so I could easily find out.
262
00:09:55,906 --> 00:09:56,977
I think you're bluffing.
263
00:09:57,063 --> 00:09:58,413
I don't think
there really is a number.
264
00:09:58,475 --> 00:09:59,361
You don't?
265
00:09:59,440 --> 00:10:02,497
Well, maybe I'll go under
that desk right now and see.
266
00:10:02,979 --> 00:10:05,564
Nope. No number.
No need for you to check.
267
00:10:05,644 --> 00:10:06,880
I'm a parent.
268
00:10:08,974 --> 00:10:11,726
Room 306.
Take it back.
269
00:10:12,891 --> 00:10:14,061
Narc.
270
00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:16,881
Sue, how's it...
271
00:10:17,317 --> 00:10:18,213
Whoa!
272
00:10:18,302 --> 00:10:20,111
Oh, does it look bad?
273
00:10:20,256 --> 00:10:22,256
I tried to pull
the stinger out myself,
274
00:10:22,338 --> 00:10:24,557
but it's a little hard
with just one hand.
275
00:10:24,643 --> 00:10:25,481
Here. Let me.
276
00:10:25,547 --> 00:10:26,858
No! You can't touch me.
277
00:10:26,931 --> 00:10:28,445
I will get disqualified.
278
00:10:28,554 --> 00:10:30,194
But it is fine.
279
00:10:30,269 --> 00:10:33,341
I am sure my body is almost done
absorbing all the poison,
280
00:10:33,461 --> 00:10:36,294
and then I will feel
good as new.
281
00:10:36,427 --> 00:10:38,606
Sue, this is crazy.
You can't do this.
282
00:10:38,693 --> 00:10:39,701
No! It's all good!
283
00:10:39,810 --> 00:10:42,190
The-- the burning in my face
is distracting me
284
00:10:42,284 --> 00:10:44,216
from the shooting pain
down my arm.
285
00:10:44,372 --> 00:10:46,301
I'm gonna win this thing,
Darrin.
286
00:10:46,391 --> 00:10:47,887
Yeah, but what if you don't?
287
00:10:47,988 --> 00:10:49,931
I don't know
the word "Don't."
288
00:10:50,039 --> 00:10:51,364
Oh. It means "Do not."
289
00:10:51,463 --> 00:10:53,569
They just put that little thingy
in place of the "O."
290
00:10:53,665 --> 00:10:55,110
It's not short
for "Donut."
291
00:10:55,218 --> 00:10:56,714
I learned that the hard way.
292
00:10:56,987 --> 00:10:58,780
Are you saying
you don't believe in me?
293
00:10:58,883 --> 00:11:01,676
No. Look, you're red
and puffy and all--
294
00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:03,666
Oh, well, I am sorry
that I don't look pretty
295
00:11:03,758 --> 00:11:05,444
while I am trying to win a car.
296
00:11:05,576 --> 00:11:08,018
You know what? Forget it.
I am done talking to you.
297
00:11:08,127 --> 00:11:09,148
I have to stay here,
298
00:11:09,262 --> 00:11:11,619
but in my mind,
I am storming away!
299
00:11:11,715 --> 00:11:13,127
Well, in my mind,
I'm chasing you.
300
00:11:13,209 --> 00:11:15,093
Well, in my mind, I'm too fast,
and you can't catch me.
301
00:11:15,169 --> 00:11:16,090
Well, in my mind, I caught up,
302
00:11:16,173 --> 00:11:17,915
and I'm holding you in my arms,
kissing you.
303
00:11:18,007 --> 00:11:21,148
Well, in my mind,
I am enjoying your warm embrace,
304
00:11:21,247 --> 00:11:22,366
but I am fighting you off
305
00:11:22,458 --> 00:11:24,424
because I don't want
to be held right now.
306
00:11:24,508 --> 00:11:27,151
Fine! In my mind,
I'm giving up and taking off!
307
00:11:30,253 --> 00:11:32,831
You do realize
you can actually do that.
308
00:11:33,561 --> 00:11:34,811
I do now.
309
00:11:46,932 --> 00:11:48,116
Prospicience--
310
00:11:48,243 --> 00:11:52,396
P-R-O-S-P-I-C-I-E-N-C-E--
311
00:11:52,509 --> 00:11:53,706
prospicience.
312
00:11:53,794 --> 00:11:54,804
That is correct.
313
00:11:54,931 --> 00:11:57,398
Brick Heck
advances to the final round.
314
00:11:59,356 --> 00:12:01,796
How about that?
The kid's good.
315
00:12:01,933 --> 00:12:03,177
- Didn't I tell you?
- Yeah.
316
00:12:03,276 --> 00:12:04,498
So, how's this thing work?
317
00:12:04,611 --> 00:12:07,545
- Uh, there's just one winner
at the end, right? - Yeah.
318
00:12:07,632 --> 00:12:09,822
I think it's gonna come down
to Brick and that Japanese kid.
319
00:12:09,908 --> 00:12:10,939
She's a machine.
320
00:12:11,072 --> 00:12:12,929
You know,
she actually could be.
321
00:12:13,035 --> 00:12:14,636
The Japanese
have been making robots
322
00:12:14,744 --> 00:12:15,979
that look like people
for years.
323
00:12:16,125 --> 00:12:17,397
...narcolepsy.
324
00:12:17,497 --> 00:12:18,313
Okay.
325
00:12:18,418 --> 00:12:19,829
But I'm telling you
Brick's good, too.
326
00:12:19,942 --> 00:12:22,090
- We got a real shot this year.
- Oh, yeah.
327
00:12:22,239 --> 00:12:24,878
You know, this,
uh, whole spelling-bee thing--
328
00:12:24,979 --> 00:12:27,530
- it's way more exciting
than I thought. - Hmm.
329
00:12:27,623 --> 00:12:29,082
I mean, once you've seen
330
00:12:29,214 --> 00:12:31,900
a naked showgirl
boxing a kangaroo,
331
00:12:32,023 --> 00:12:33,683
you think there's no way
332
00:12:33,795 --> 00:12:35,333
you're gonna be
more entertained than that.
333
00:12:35,436 --> 00:12:37,373
But this is a close second.
334
00:12:37,475 --> 00:12:39,031
Narcolepsy.
335
00:12:40,192 --> 00:12:41,194
Hey, Rusty,
I'm glad you tagged along.
336
00:12:41,276 --> 00:12:43,020
Oh, me too.
Me too, Mike.
337
00:12:43,104 --> 00:12:44,321
Good.
338
00:12:44,610 --> 00:12:46,181
- Hey, how much time we got?
- Sarcophagus.
339
00:12:46,259 --> 00:12:47,415
I'm gonna grab us a couple beers.
340
00:12:47,499 --> 00:12:49,703
Uh, they don't sell beers
at spelling bees, Russ.
341
00:12:49,797 --> 00:12:51,956
Well, they could
learn a thing or two
342
00:12:52,066 --> 00:12:54,252
from the kangaroo box-o-rama,
wouldn't you say?
343
00:12:54,329 --> 00:12:56,181
...I-A-S-I-S.
344
00:12:57,832 --> 00:12:59,687
Psoriasis.
345
00:13:01,491 --> 00:13:02,940
When you'reeconomically challenged,
346
00:13:03,054 --> 00:13:04,580
your time is worth nothing.
347
00:13:04,670 --> 00:13:06,565
So Axl and I split upand spent hours
348
00:13:06,689 --> 00:13:09,345
combing the dormfor his crappy desk.
349
00:13:09,744 --> 00:13:13,398
Sorry. Sorry.
Make good choices.
350
00:13:15,061 --> 00:13:16,290
♪ fresh,but where I come from... ♪
351
00:13:16,383 --> 00:13:18,782
Axl, are you kidding me?!
352
00:13:18,891 --> 00:13:20,520
This is you
looking for your desk?!
353
00:13:20,606 --> 00:13:22,132
Okay, I was looking,
354
00:13:22,223 --> 00:13:23,929
but Scott's throwing
the last rager of the year,
355
00:13:24,028 --> 00:13:25,686
and I slept
through all the other parties.
356
00:13:25,787 --> 00:13:28,192
Well, did you even ask them
about your desk?
357
00:13:28,286 --> 00:13:30,449
Yeah, sorry to bring
the party down, everybody,
358
00:13:30,546 --> 00:13:32,748
but we're looking
for Axl's desk.
359
00:13:32,836 --> 00:13:34,990
It looks like
one of these three.
360
00:13:35,344 --> 00:13:37,779
Wait. Why are there three
in here?
361
00:13:38,232 --> 00:13:39,344
♪ where I come from,we don't play around... ♪
362
00:13:39,468 --> 00:13:41,866
305! This is it!
363
00:13:41,972 --> 00:13:44,363
- Oh, yeah, dude. I borrowed your desk.
- Oh.
364
00:13:44,460 --> 00:13:47,350
Sorry to break up the party,
but I need to take this desk.
365
00:13:47,438 --> 00:13:48,197
Oh, no!
366
00:13:48,281 --> 00:13:50,633
Whoa! Whoa, whoa! So,
I'll make you a deal, mom.
367
00:13:50,959 --> 00:13:53,857
Hit the next shot--
desk is yours.
368
00:13:53,935 --> 00:13:55,857
Otherwise,
it's ours for the night.
369
00:13:56,283 --> 00:13:56,990
Yeah?
370
00:13:57,639 --> 00:13:58,340
♪ ...and I get into my zone ♪
371
00:13:58,414 --> 00:14:00,188
♪ every time you spit,better watch your tone ♪
372
00:14:01,451 --> 00:14:03,356
What do you think
I did in college?
373
00:14:03,699 --> 00:14:04,794
♪ go, go ♪
374
00:14:05,331 --> 00:14:07,782
♪ go, go ♪
375
00:14:07,879 --> 00:14:09,673
♪ go, go, go, go ♪
376
00:14:09,785 --> 00:14:11,967
♪ everybody, go, go, go,go, go ♪
377
00:14:12,074 --> 00:14:13,553
Yeah!
378
00:14:13,857 --> 00:14:15,199
♪ everybody, everybody,everybody get up ♪
379
00:14:15,309 --> 00:14:16,915
♪ get up, get up, get up ♪
380
00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:18,916
♪ get up, get up and get down ♪
381
00:14:19,003 --> 00:14:19,951
♪ everybody, get up ♪
382
00:14:20,033 --> 00:14:21,210
♪ get up, get up ♪
383
00:14:21,287 --> 00:14:23,338
♪ get up, get up, get up ♪
384
00:14:24,552 --> 00:14:30,640
E-S-Q-A-L-O-S-E--
385
00:14:30,737 --> 00:14:32,139
esquamulose.
386
00:14:32,223 --> 00:14:34,375
I'm sorry.
That is incorrect.
387
00:14:35,582 --> 00:14:37,900
And we're down
to our final two.
388
00:14:38,088 --> 00:14:39,826
I told you.
This is Brick's year.
389
00:14:39,913 --> 00:14:42,136
Look at him up there.
He's got the eye of the tiger.
390
00:14:42,281 --> 00:14:44,084
Your word is...
391
00:14:44,201 --> 00:14:46,214
succedaneum.
392
00:14:46,373 --> 00:14:47,744
We got this.
He knows this one.
393
00:14:47,827 --> 00:14:49,127
He does? He does?
394
00:14:49,228 --> 00:14:51,168
Succedaneum...
395
00:14:51,818 --> 00:14:54,838
S-U-C-C-E-D...
396
00:14:55,982 --> 00:14:57,796
...A-N-I-U-M--
397
00:14:57,887 --> 00:14:59,219
succedaneum.
398
00:14:59,314 --> 00:15:00,948
Ooh, that is incorrect.
399
00:15:01,041 --> 00:15:02,491
I'm so sorry.
400
00:15:02,580 --> 00:15:05,282
Margaret Arakawa,
you're our new champion
401
00:15:05,372 --> 00:15:08,507
and will be moving on
to nationals in Washington DC.
402
00:15:24,555 --> 00:15:26,893
Hey. What the hell
is going on?
403
00:15:26,993 --> 00:15:28,152
How do you do this
404
00:15:28,238 --> 00:15:30,426
and my kid misses a word
I know he knows?
405
00:15:30,515 --> 00:15:32,659
Oh, I ran into Brick
in the bathroom,
406
00:15:32,781 --> 00:15:35,513
told him
maybe it wasn't his night.
407
00:15:36,588 --> 00:15:37,689
Are you kidding?
408
00:15:37,763 --> 00:15:39,975
You had my kid
throw a spelling bee?
409
00:15:40,054 --> 00:15:41,987
Yeah.
We're in cahoots.
410
00:15:42,178 --> 00:15:45,208
Oh, and I went over a few basics
of betting with him.
411
00:15:45,311 --> 00:15:47,747
I'm kind of surprised
'cause you're such a great dad,
412
00:15:47,836 --> 00:15:51,178
but he didn't seem to know
anything about gambling.
413
00:15:51,273 --> 00:15:53,244
I-I can't believe you would do
something like this.
414
00:15:53,341 --> 00:15:55,943
What-- y-you're betting
on a kids' spelling bee?
415
00:15:56,081 --> 00:15:57,629
I thought you were asking
all those questions
416
00:15:57,714 --> 00:15:59,504
about how it worked
because you cared.
417
00:15:59,576 --> 00:16:02,692
Oh, I care.
I had 600 reasons to care.
418
00:16:02,784 --> 00:16:04,183
Slow down there, slim.
419
00:16:04,262 --> 00:16:05,481
You'll get your cut.
420
00:16:05,572 --> 00:16:07,716
I don't want my cut.
I wanted Brick to win.
421
00:16:07,785 --> 00:16:08,998
Do you not get that?
422
00:16:10,061 --> 00:16:12,244
You know what?
Forget it.
423
00:16:12,328 --> 00:16:13,854
It's like talking to a wall.
424
00:16:17,342 --> 00:16:19,448
All right,
we're down to the final two.
425
00:16:19,561 --> 00:16:21,072
Let's get this thing moving.
426
00:16:21,431 --> 00:16:23,672
Up on one foot, girls.
427
00:16:24,597 --> 00:16:28,217
Surprise!
I'm a yoga instructor.
428
00:16:33,790 --> 00:16:35,425
Good morning.
429
00:16:36,708 --> 00:16:39,537
Hey.
How'd the desk get here?
430
00:16:39,828 --> 00:16:41,371
Two big guys carried it down
431
00:16:41,467 --> 00:16:42,670
while you rode on top,
432
00:16:42,758 --> 00:16:45,291
screaming,
"I'm queen of the world!"
433
00:16:47,164 --> 00:16:50,106
I'll understand
if you have to transfer out.
434
00:16:50,323 --> 00:16:51,878
Actually...
435
00:16:52,162 --> 00:16:55,254
and, uh, don't
get all in my face about it,
436
00:16:55,355 --> 00:16:57,857
but... you're kind of
less embarrassing
437
00:16:57,950 --> 00:16:59,065
than I thought you would be.
438
00:16:59,148 --> 00:17:00,747
Very un-mom-like.
439
00:17:00,904 --> 00:17:02,660
Really?
440
00:17:02,770 --> 00:17:06,377
See? I am a person
besides a mom, Axl.
441
00:17:06,471 --> 00:17:08,949
- And that just goes to show you--
- Oh, okay.
442
00:17:09,060 --> 00:17:10,553
You ruined it trying
to make a lesson out of it
443
00:17:10,651 --> 00:17:11,714
or-- or something--
whatever.
444
00:17:11,795 --> 00:17:13,411
Let's just get out of here
before anyone sees you.
445
00:17:15,354 --> 00:17:17,819
Hey, Julia.
Notice anything different?
446
00:17:17,924 --> 00:17:21,404
Like the desk, maybe?
Go ahead. Check it.
447
00:17:26,795 --> 00:17:28,119
Real mature.
448
00:17:32,514 --> 00:17:33,485
Oh, God.
449
00:17:37,489 --> 00:17:39,722
Dad, we didn't leave
Uncle Rusty, did we?
450
00:17:39,831 --> 00:17:40,857
'Cause as someone
who's been left behind
451
00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:42,295
on more than one occasion,
452
00:17:42,428 --> 00:17:43,780
it's not a good feeling.
453
00:17:43,888 --> 00:17:45,344
No, I told him we were leaving.
454
00:17:45,444 --> 00:17:46,716
He's meeting
some guy in Chicago
455
00:17:46,821 --> 00:17:48,640
about the...
shower curtains.
456
00:17:48,740 --> 00:17:49,963
I don't know.
It doesn't matter.
457
00:17:50,264 --> 00:17:51,672
I'm fine he's not here.
458
00:17:53,351 --> 00:17:55,421
You know, you didn't
have to do what he asked.
459
00:17:55,618 --> 00:17:56,916
But he needed the money.
460
00:17:57,005 --> 00:17:57,725
And don't you always say
461
00:17:57,825 --> 00:17:59,207
you're supposed to do
for family?
462
00:17:59,294 --> 00:18:01,009
No, your mom says that.
463
00:18:02,439 --> 00:18:04,617
Either way.
I was happy to do it.
464
00:18:04,736 --> 00:18:06,995
I didn't really care that much
about the spelling bee.
465
00:18:07,104 --> 00:18:09,008
I don't think
I'm a super competitive person.
466
00:18:09,157 --> 00:18:11,674
Besides, I thought
it was classic Uncle Rusty.
467
00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:13,459
What does that mean?
468
00:18:13,552 --> 00:18:16,238
You know, like, when he made you
take that test for him
469
00:18:16,332 --> 00:18:18,033
or when he sold
all your clothes.
470
00:18:18,123 --> 00:18:19,992
This could be one of those
really funny Uncle Rusty stories
471
00:18:20,088 --> 00:18:22,990
that we tell years from now
and laugh.
472
00:18:23,095 --> 00:18:25,661
Hmm. Maybe.
In 10 years.
473
00:18:25,778 --> 00:18:27,151
Or two.
474
00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:31,864
Okay.
475
00:18:31,976 --> 00:18:33,594
I get to tell your mom
when we get home.
476
00:18:41,909 --> 00:18:43,179
How's she doing?
477
00:18:43,268 --> 00:18:44,715
Whoa.
What happened to you?
478
00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:46,861
College.
How'd it go with Brick?
479
00:18:46,970 --> 00:18:47,942
Second place.
480
00:18:48,045 --> 00:18:49,936
Oh, sorry.
I'm sure you tried your best.
481
00:18:50,033 --> 00:18:52,555
He didn't. It's a long story.
I'll tell you later.
482
00:18:52,635 --> 00:18:54,395
Come on, Sue!
You can do it!
483
00:18:54,487 --> 00:18:55,942
You got it, baby!
484
00:18:56,235 --> 00:18:57,051
Whoo-hoo!
485
00:18:57,144 --> 00:18:58,931
Did I mention
I once did a yoga retreat
486
00:18:59,021 --> 00:19:02,641
where I spent two days
in the warrior pose?
487
00:19:02,726 --> 00:19:04,769
Might as well give up now,
sweetheart.
488
00:19:04,870 --> 00:19:06,091
Really?
489
00:19:06,173 --> 00:19:08,398
You think I should give up?
490
00:19:09,076 --> 00:19:11,398
Let me tell you
something about me.
491
00:19:11,867 --> 00:19:16,188
I never, ever give up.
492
00:19:16,307 --> 00:19:18,942
I have not made
a hundred things,
493
00:19:19,065 --> 00:19:20,935
but I still try out.
494
00:19:21,032 --> 00:19:22,542
When they tell me
495
00:19:22,644 --> 00:19:23,967
that I didn't make the team,
496
00:19:24,070 --> 00:19:26,476
I show up
and ask to be manager.
497
00:19:26,593 --> 00:19:28,827
When there are no parts
in the play for me,
498
00:19:28,954 --> 00:19:31,376
I ask to make the programs.
499
00:19:31,469 --> 00:19:35,616
The more I fail,
the stronger I get!
500
00:19:36,772 --> 00:19:38,842
My whole life
has led me to this moment!
501
00:19:38,931 --> 00:19:41,856
So I will stand here
on my one burning leg
502
00:19:41,959 --> 00:19:44,707
for as long as it takes,
so, ha!
503
00:19:44,799 --> 00:19:45,744
Ha ha ha!
504
00:19:45,884 --> 00:19:47,178
Aah!
505
00:19:47,421 --> 00:19:50,013
I think I just swallowed a fly.
506
00:19:51,714 --> 00:19:54,984
But I am still not giving up!
507
00:19:56,295 --> 00:19:58,409
Oh, you can't beat crazy.
508
00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:01,330
We have a winner!
Finally!
509
00:20:01,436 --> 00:20:03,244
Whoo!
510
00:20:03,778 --> 00:20:06,053
This is the worst idea
I ever had.
511
00:20:06,264 --> 00:20:07,557
Oh! Yeah!
512
00:20:07,654 --> 00:20:09,896
Sue, listen,
I'm so sorry I upset you--
513
00:20:09,969 --> 00:20:11,174
No, Darrin.
It doesn't matter!
514
00:20:11,270 --> 00:20:13,419
I won!
I won a new car!
515
00:20:13,507 --> 00:20:16,103
A car?!
I'm not giving away a car!
516
00:20:16,193 --> 00:20:18,092
That's worth over $15,000!
517
00:20:18,169 --> 00:20:19,985
How dumb do you think I am?
518
00:20:20,078 --> 00:20:21,017
What?!
519
00:20:21,092 --> 00:20:23,520
You got to read
the small print there, missy.
520
00:20:23,631 --> 00:20:26,382
"Win a new car trip."
521
00:20:26,484 --> 00:20:28,587
- Well, that figures. It is Ehlert,
after all. - Are you kidding me?
522
00:20:28,683 --> 00:20:31,321
"Two days and one night
Disney vacation,
523
00:20:31,420 --> 00:20:34,756
courtesy
of Pioneer Galaxy Travel."
524
00:20:37,355 --> 00:20:39,944
Whoooooooo!
525
00:20:40,126 --> 00:20:42,438
Whooooo!
526
00:20:42,621 --> 00:20:45,800
I won a trip to Disney World!
527
00:20:45,907 --> 00:20:47,661
That is even better than a car!
528
00:20:47,774 --> 00:20:49,283
Whooooo!
529
00:20:50,124 --> 00:20:52,755
So it ended up beinga great weekend for the Hecks.
530
00:20:52,885 --> 00:20:54,235
Sue won a trip to Disney World.
531
00:20:54,340 --> 00:20:56,088
I earned my son's respect.
532
00:20:56,197 --> 00:20:57,848
And whether I was
right or wrong,
533
00:20:57,948 --> 00:21:00,603
Rusty ended up making enough
money off the spelling-bee
534
00:21:00,681 --> 00:21:03,788
to move out of our house
and and into the Orson homes.
535
00:21:03,869 --> 00:21:05,575
Hey, I, uh, appreciate you
for putting me out,
536
00:21:05,654 --> 00:21:08,547
so, I got ya a gift.
537
00:21:08,637 --> 00:21:09,677
It's your favorite team.
538
00:21:11,048 --> 00:21:12,206
Thanks.
539
00:21:12,445 --> 00:21:14,088
- Stay out of trouble.
- Ha.
540
00:21:14,261 --> 00:21:16,333
Oh, sure.
You know me.
541
00:21:18,966 --> 00:21:20,181
Yeah.
542
00:21:20,342 --> 00:21:21,666
I know you.
543
00:21:22,644 --> 00:21:23,851
And who is to say?<7i>
544
00:21:23,940 --> 00:21:26,028
Maybe Rusty was getting
his life together.
545
00:21:26,199 --> 00:21:29,707
Maybe the shower curtain thing
could turn up to really be something.
546
00:21:38,984 --> 00:21:44,867
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