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I read

your

ad. Have you been betrayed?

Have you betrayed another?

Even now I can't explain what happened to me.

I'm an actor.

It's really kind of fun.

You get to travel and pretend all the time.

Play with guns.

For some reason, I seem to get all the badass roles.

You know, play tough and sexy.

My dream is to be, I guess, a Bond girl, maybe.

Think about it.

It sounds like a lot of fun, doesn't it?

It's a lot of fun.

And then it happened.

One day I just fell in love.

I mean... Seriously fell in love.

Went out and bought a dress and three days later got married.

I mean seriously got married.

Yeah. Who?

Bernie?

Shit,

man.

How'd you find us?

Yeah, we're all right.

Gee.

I think she's around here somewhere.

Yeah.

Okay, I'll try to find her. Hang on.

Hello, Bernie. Don't say no until you hear me out. You're shooting tomorrow.

Absolutely not.

He's a great director. It's a great script. It's a great director. No,

Bernie, I know.

You silly thing is a chance of a lifetime. A great director. Yes, he's a

great director.

He loves you. He loves you. Tell him I'm very flattered. The girl he had lost too

much weight. She's anorexic. He loves you.

Thank him very much.

But I'm on my honeymoon.

Honeymoon?

When's it start?

Tomorrow.

The lead they cast lost too much weight.

Strange luck.

Bad story.

Chance of a lifetime.

Take it.

But it's our honeymoon.

It's your life.

If not now, when?

Are you sure?

No.

Late that afternoon, the director flew in.

Seemed a little crass, but nice.

Nice to meet you.

So gorgeous, so fabulous.

Thank you very much.

I'm so flattered.

Let me look at you just the right way.

I'm just joking, just joking. So pretty, so pretty.

Let me sit down. I mean, please sit down.

Thank you.

Have some coffee.

My gorgeous, wonderful Lola.

I've waited so long to work with you. This is the perfect role to bring you

and me together.

The script is very, very good, but I think I should tell you there's one

little change.

We have put in something I think that you should know about.

A love scene.

Beautiful love scene.

No, don't laugh. I know it was not in the novel.

No, no.

Just a little bit of me.

I can't do it.

It's impossible.

It's a great love story.

It's the reason you love the book.

There is no love scene in the book.

I don't see why it has to be in the film.

You're an actress.

You knew this was going in.

I just can't imagine myself in bed with another man.

Can you?

I think so.

I mean, if I don't think about it.

I mean, I'm your husband, I love you.

But if the love scene bothers you that much, call him up and get a body double

or something.

Why?

Don't you like my body? I didn't say that.

Yes, you did.

No, I didn't. I love your body.

Then how come you want me to get a body double?

What?

Come on.

No, you come on.

Let's put my face on another woman's body.

That's sick.

Hey, give me a break, okay?

Go ahead.

Find something wrong with it.

Point it out. Be specific.

I dare you.

My tits.

Don't you like my tits?

My ass?

That's fucked up too, I bet.

You're going mad.

My fingers.

My arms.

My hands.

My toes.

My thighs.

You're a thigh man, right?

I'm gonna do it.

I'm in.

If you have a problem with it, then tell me now.

Or forever hold.

Your piece.

Piece of cake.

I'm off.

Driver's here.

red shoes this is me the lonely heartbroken groom i

can't explain what happened i mean even though i wasn't happy about her taking

the role i thought i could handle it that i wouldn't be jealous

i just wasn't counting on her having to do a love scene in the movie think

about it we've been barely married two days And there's someone else touching

her.

Action!

Someone else's hands on her body.

My wife's body.

Kissing her.

Touching her.

And it was all I could think about.

Her with whoever it was.

Like that.

Listen, passion, passion, passion.

That's what we're talking about here. When you love somebody, you love

somebody. It's not like it's a dream or something.

You just can't keep your hand off of her. You are a magnet. Nothing can keep

you apart. It's like when you're across the room and she's across the room.

It's like you're a magnet. You're being pulled together, pulled together.

Oh, sorry.

You okay, mister?

I think so. All right.

Action!

It was like I was sleepwalking.

All I could see was her and someone else.

Stop! Police!

Hands up. Against the wall. I'm going to have to hurt you.

What seems to be the problem, officer?

Rather.

All I could see was her and someone else.

Someone's hand on her body.

Good. That's good.

Good. Kissing her.

Touching her.

Put your hands up inside.

I'm not sure exactly what happened next.

All I know is that all of a sudden, I felt like I was in a movie too.

the gallery.

What makes you think you're so tough, huh?

Yeah, go on. If anyone talks to you, it's going to be me. You understand?

No, no, no.

What's that?

Good, good. Rip his shirt off. Good. Go to the kids. Go, go.

Sexy, really sexy. Really sexy. You love this.

You love this.

Sexy. Sexy.

Take your breasts now. Bring your breasts now. Put your breasts against

his chest. Just go on. Don't be frightened. Put your breasts, skin

against skin.

We're friends.

Good friends.

Beautiful blood.

That's it.

You're a vampire now, Lola.

You've been kissed.

This is truly romantic.

Gotta be supportive.

Beautiful, beautiful.

Don't do that here.

I didn't know where I was.

I just knew I was having fun.

They were very nice, very sweet, lovely girls.

But I loved my wife.

Of all the people in the world,

What are the chances of finding your other half?

Then all of a sudden, now she's in the arms of another.

It didn't make sense.

It made me crazy.

Jealous.

Isn't that what they say?

Love is a flower man

You gotta be supportive.

You gotta be.

And so,

Red Shoes, what he didn't understand was that being with someone else,

even though I was only acting, made me as crazy as it made him.

But when we touched again,

When he held me in his arms, all his fear, all my fear went away.

All his jealousy, all my guilt went away.

It's like it never happened.

What we had was real.

To find a man that caring, that giving, that concerned about me.

What I needed.

What made me happy.

Men like that are hard to find.

Wow, now that's an interesting relationship.

Some leash she's got him on, eh, Stella?

Subject you know something about.

Talk about compatibility.

But I guess it's not about how it looks from the outside, but if it fits, it

fits.

What mama say? Lift up the shirt. Hmm, girl, we hate this. She was willing to

put what's in it. Dine the light, fucked up the wet tiller. On the way home, she

started on the bone.

I did not stop until the break of dawn.

Car broke down, we got straight on the bus.

Went to the back, thought it the fuck ain't no stopping us, yo.