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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,670 --> 00:00:05,588 -Want to do something later? -Like what? 2 00:00:06,297 --> 00:00:07,841 New Die Hard movie's out. 3 00:00:08,425 --> 00:00:09,634 Yeah, I don't know. 4 00:00:09,718 --> 00:00:13,346 He didn't die in the first one, he didn't die in the second one. 5 00:00:13,430 --> 00:00:16,474 {\an8}Yeah, it's hard for him to die. It's right there in the title. 6 00:00:17,350 --> 00:00:19,686 {\an8}-Hey, how about Toy Story? -What's that? 7 00:00:19,769 --> 00:00:21,646 Oh, it's about these toys that come to life. 8 00:00:22,063 --> 00:00:23,314 So a horror movie? 9 00:00:23,732 --> 00:00:25,316 How does that sound like horror? 10 00:00:25,692 --> 00:00:28,737 {\an8}Chucky's a toy. When he came to life, I almost crapped my pants. 11 00:00:29,904 --> 00:00:32,699 -Georgie, can I talk to you for a minute? -Sure, what's up? 12 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:35,118 Alone. 13 00:00:35,410 --> 00:00:36,911 Okay, now I really want to hear. 14 00:00:38,121 --> 00:00:40,165 -It's private. -Yeah, yeah, get to it. 15 00:00:41,332 --> 00:00:42,417 Mandy, please. 16 00:00:43,543 --> 00:00:46,880 {\an8}-And no listening from the other room. -Oh, you don't own this house. 17 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:49,674 -So what's up? -Well, the thing is... 18 00:00:49,758 --> 00:00:51,718 -Hang on. Mandy? -Oh, phooey! 19 00:00:54,262 --> 00:00:55,930 -There's this girl. -Okay. 20 00:00:56,014 --> 00:00:57,432 She works at the music store. 21 00:00:58,433 --> 00:00:59,934 I'm thinking of asking her out. 22 00:01:00,477 --> 00:01:02,520 -But? -I'm not sure how it'll go. 23 00:01:03,396 --> 00:01:05,940 All right. I've been there. You ever talk to her? 24 00:01:06,024 --> 00:01:07,525 -Yes. -How does that go? 25 00:01:07,609 --> 00:01:09,069 Unclear. 26 00:01:09,819 --> 00:01:10,862 Why? 27 00:01:10,945 --> 00:01:11,988 Well, she's nice to me, 28 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:13,865 but she might just be nice to me because I'm a customer. 29 00:01:13,948 --> 00:01:16,367 Although sometimes she's nice to me even when I don't buy things, 30 00:01:16,451 --> 00:01:19,412 but she might just be hoping I'll come back and buy something. 31 00:01:20,121 --> 00:01:21,956 Yeah, "unclear" really summed it up. 32 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:24,834 -How can I help? -Unclear. 33 00:01:56,908 --> 00:01:57,992 All right, spill. 34 00:01:58,409 --> 00:01:59,953 It was a private conversation. 35 00:02:00,036 --> 00:02:01,788 Yeah, yeah, about what? 36 00:02:03,039 --> 00:02:04,999 Well, if he wanted you to know, you'd know. 37 00:02:05,166 --> 00:02:08,795 Oh, come on. I am your wife. We tell each other everything. 38 00:02:09,337 --> 00:02:11,965 -Do we? -For the sake of this argument, yes. 39 00:02:13,508 --> 00:02:15,927 -Fine, it was about a girl. -No! 40 00:02:17,428 --> 00:02:19,556 -That's all I'm sayin'. -Sure, sure, okay, so... 41 00:02:20,014 --> 00:02:21,057 Who is she? What's her name? 42 00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:23,560 -I've already said too much. -No, you haven't. 43 00:02:23,643 --> 00:02:25,937 -Did he ask her out? -Not yet, now stop. 44 00:02:26,020 --> 00:02:27,063 But you'll tell me when he does? 45 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:28,356 Do I have a choice? 46 00:02:28,731 --> 00:02:29,774 Of course you do. 47 00:02:29,858 --> 00:02:31,234 -But not really. -No. 48 00:02:32,735 --> 00:02:36,823 I wonder why he went to you? I'm the one with more dating experience. 49 00:02:37,282 --> 00:02:40,702 Well, obviously, I've got some moves with the ladies. 50 00:02:41,786 --> 00:02:44,664 Yeah? Did you tell him to lie about his age and knock her up? 51 00:02:45,582 --> 00:02:47,375 Joke all you want. That worked. 52 00:02:54,716 --> 00:02:56,593 All right, how do you want to play this? 53 00:02:57,844 --> 00:03:01,055 If I knew how to play it, I would've played it. I'm not a player. 54 00:03:01,890 --> 00:03:03,266 Fair enough. 55 00:03:03,349 --> 00:03:04,767 Introduce me, and I'll talk you up. 56 00:03:05,602 --> 00:03:06,978 What are you going to say about me? 57 00:03:07,604 --> 00:03:09,898 I don't know. You're a nice guy. 58 00:03:09,981 --> 00:03:11,024 I am nice. 59 00:03:11,441 --> 00:03:13,443 -You're fun. -I am fun. 60 00:03:14,903 --> 00:03:16,279 Great musician. 61 00:03:16,362 --> 00:03:18,531 I really am quite the catch, aren't I? 62 00:03:18,823 --> 00:03:20,575 That's good. Women like confidence. 63 00:03:21,367 --> 00:03:24,662 What about the part that I'm unemployed and live over my parents' garage? 64 00:03:25,830 --> 00:03:27,790 -She's a musician, right? -Yes. 65 00:03:27,874 --> 00:03:29,918 That is not gonna be news to her. 66 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:37,967 {\an8}Georgie around? I was gonna work on the Mustang. 67 00:03:38,468 --> 00:03:39,594 Oh, he's out with Connor. 68 00:03:40,136 --> 00:03:42,096 Oh, what are those two doing? 69 00:03:43,014 --> 00:03:45,475 {\an8}Well, I'm actually not supposed to tell you. 70 00:03:46,434 --> 00:03:47,769 What's that mean? 71 00:03:47,852 --> 00:03:49,812 -It's private. -Amanda. 72 00:03:50,939 --> 00:03:53,066 {\an8}Okay, you didn't hear it from me, but there's a girl that Connor likes. 73 00:03:57,570 --> 00:03:58,780 A girl girl? 74 00:03:59,614 --> 00:04:00,740 What's that mean? 75 00:04:01,157 --> 00:04:03,660 {\an8}I don't know... a human girl? 76 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:07,872 {\an8}Yeah, I would assume so. And he asked for Georgie's help. 77 00:04:08,164 --> 00:04:10,333 Now, hold on, what do we know about her? 78 00:04:10,416 --> 00:04:12,669 She exists. Take the win. 79 00:04:13,753 --> 00:04:16,464 {\an8}So you'd be happy with him just going out with anybody? 80 00:04:16,547 --> 00:04:17,799 Literally anybody. 81 00:04:19,467 --> 00:04:22,595 {\an8}Now, he is very fragile. What if she breaks his heart? 82 00:04:22,679 --> 00:04:24,514 Well, what if she marries him and they move out? 83 00:04:25,556 --> 00:04:26,975 Hey, I got married and moved in. 84 00:04:29,060 --> 00:04:30,812 What do we know about this girl? 85 00:04:37,986 --> 00:04:39,362 {\an8}-That her? -Yes. 86 00:04:39,862 --> 00:04:41,155 -Pretty. -Yes. 87 00:04:42,907 --> 00:04:44,242 {\an8}Out of my league? 88 00:04:46,577 --> 00:04:47,620 Come on, introduce me. 89 00:04:48,788 --> 00:04:50,665 Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God. 90 00:04:50,748 --> 00:04:52,959 {\an8}-Hello, Chloe. -Hey... 91 00:04:53,084 --> 00:04:54,168 {\an8}-Connor. -Connor. 92 00:04:54,419 --> 00:04:55,586 {\an8}This is Georgie. 93 00:04:55,670 --> 00:04:56,963 -Hey, Georgie. -Hey. 94 00:04:57,046 --> 00:04:58,548 You a musician too? 95 00:04:58,631 --> 00:05:02,593 {\an8}No, I used to have a guitar in my room, but that was just to impress the girls. 96 00:05:02,927 --> 00:05:04,053 Did it work? 97 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:05,680 {\an8}Well, I married his sister. 98 00:05:05,847 --> 00:05:09,142 {\an8}But not because of the guitar. 'Cause I got her pregnant. 99 00:05:10,226 --> 00:05:12,437 -Okay. -Here, I wrote a song for you. 100 00:05:13,521 --> 00:05:15,398 Uh, excuse us, please. 101 00:05:16,357 --> 00:05:18,651 What are you doing? You didn't talk about giving her a song. 102 00:05:18,735 --> 00:05:20,069 Should I take it back? 103 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:21,946 No, you can't take it back. 104 00:05:28,911 --> 00:05:30,204 Is that you on keys? 105 00:05:30,288 --> 00:05:32,540 -That's me on everything. -It's nice. 106 00:05:33,041 --> 00:05:34,709 Are there lyrics? 107 00:05:35,293 --> 00:05:38,629 -Do you have some? -Give me a couple days. I'll try. 108 00:05:38,713 --> 00:05:39,839 Excellent. 109 00:05:41,215 --> 00:05:43,384 Are you gonna help? I'm doing everything here. 110 00:05:43,885 --> 00:05:46,346 -You don't need any help. -Does it have a title? 111 00:05:46,429 --> 00:05:48,431 "Goddess of the Music Store." 112 00:05:51,392 --> 00:05:55,313 -That seemed to go well. -"Go well"? It was amazing! 113 00:05:56,105 --> 00:05:57,857 She liked your song. You got her number. 114 00:05:57,940 --> 00:05:59,150 Yeah, I guess. 115 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:01,611 What if I don't like her lyrics? 116 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:03,404 You lie and say you do. 117 00:06:03,905 --> 00:06:05,573 Oh, you're good. 118 00:06:07,450 --> 00:06:08,910 I have one more favor to ask. 119 00:06:09,285 --> 00:06:10,495 Name it. 120 00:06:10,953 --> 00:06:13,039 Will you be the best man in our wedding? 121 00:06:15,875 --> 00:06:18,711 Please don't say anything to my parents. 122 00:06:19,128 --> 00:06:20,755 I don't want them to make a big deal out of this. 123 00:06:21,506 --> 00:06:22,632 Not a word. 124 00:06:28,971 --> 00:06:31,641 -Hey, where you guys been? -Music store. 125 00:06:31,724 --> 00:06:32,975 That's fun. 126 00:06:33,976 --> 00:06:36,437 -Did you talk to anyone there? -Mom! 127 00:06:36,521 --> 00:06:38,272 That was a normal question. 128 00:06:39,649 --> 00:06:41,109 So everybody knows? 129 00:06:41,484 --> 00:06:43,778 -I only told Mandy. -Well, I only told Mom and Dad. 130 00:06:43,861 --> 00:06:45,196 That's everybody. 131 00:06:46,197 --> 00:06:47,573 We're just excited for you. 132 00:06:47,657 --> 00:06:50,201 -Well, stop. -Sweetie, this is a big deal. 133 00:06:50,284 --> 00:06:52,203 No, it's not. I've been out with girls before. 134 00:06:52,578 --> 00:06:53,830 I'm sorry. 135 00:06:54,580 --> 00:06:55,623 Girls... 136 00:06:55,957 --> 00:06:56,999 plural? 137 00:06:58,209 --> 00:06:59,752 He doesn't have to tell us anything. 138 00:06:59,836 --> 00:07:02,296 But should you have any questions or concerns, 139 00:07:02,380 --> 00:07:04,799 just know your mommy is here for you. 140 00:07:06,467 --> 00:07:07,635 All I'll say is... 141 00:07:08,386 --> 00:07:09,554 it went well. 142 00:07:10,096 --> 00:07:12,432 I look forward to learning more about her. 143 00:07:13,057 --> 00:07:15,726 Her name, her religion, her age. 144 00:07:16,144 --> 00:07:18,521 Oh, check her ID, people lie about that. 145 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:22,692 And now you love me. Let it go. 146 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:30,283 So... 147 00:07:30,867 --> 00:07:33,536 anyone have any big plans this weekend? 148 00:07:33,619 --> 00:07:35,121 Actually, they're having a car show over at... 149 00:07:35,204 --> 00:07:36,330 Not you. 150 00:07:38,249 --> 00:07:40,293 I haven't spoken to her yet, if that's what you're asking. 151 00:07:40,710 --> 00:07:42,044 Oh, well, what are you waiting for? 152 00:07:42,336 --> 00:07:44,755 Maybe it's all moving just a little too fast for him. 153 00:07:45,673 --> 00:07:47,175 Georgie said to give it a couple days. 154 00:07:47,258 --> 00:07:49,302 Why would you tell him that? 155 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:51,137 He don't want to come off too eager. 156 00:07:51,429 --> 00:07:53,473 Too eager? He already wrote her a song. 157 00:07:53,764 --> 00:07:56,434 Which I would love to hear, by the way. 158 00:07:57,810 --> 00:07:59,770 Leave him alone, he knows what he's doing. 159 00:08:00,188 --> 00:08:02,315 It's okay to take things slow. 160 00:08:02,398 --> 00:08:03,733 When your father was courting me... 161 00:08:04,150 --> 00:08:05,193 "Courting"? 162 00:08:05,276 --> 00:08:07,945 It's like dating, but back when people talked like this. 163 00:08:08,029 --> 00:08:09,155 See? 164 00:08:10,698 --> 00:08:12,408 Well, he still don't need to rush calling her. 165 00:08:13,075 --> 00:08:15,119 When we met, you asked me out in the first five minutes. 166 00:08:15,203 --> 00:08:16,454 Yeah, but Connor ain't me. 167 00:08:16,537 --> 00:08:18,206 -Do I have a say in this? -Hold on. 168 00:08:19,123 --> 00:08:21,292 She gave him her number. She wants him to call. 169 00:08:21,375 --> 00:08:24,003 -And he will. -Or he'll wait too long and he'll blow it. 170 00:08:24,086 --> 00:08:26,797 He should wait until he's ready, which might be never. 171 00:08:26,881 --> 00:08:28,633 Come on, Audrey, lighten up. 172 00:08:28,716 --> 00:08:30,468 Oh, don't act like you're not invested in this. 173 00:08:30,551 --> 00:08:31,886 Of course I'm invested. 174 00:08:31,969 --> 00:08:33,262 Stop making this about you. 175 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:37,433 It's about my baby and this floozy who's trying to take advantage of him. 176 00:08:38,935 --> 00:08:40,311 Where'd he go? 177 00:08:40,728 --> 00:08:41,812 "Floozy"? 178 00:08:42,104 --> 00:08:43,856 It means a slut, see? 179 00:08:52,615 --> 00:08:53,908 All right, try it again. 180 00:08:58,037 --> 00:08:59,080 What do you think's wrong? 181 00:08:59,747 --> 00:09:02,333 I don't know. Probably the fuel pump or the alternator. 182 00:09:02,667 --> 00:09:04,001 Does it have gas? 183 00:09:05,086 --> 00:09:06,671 That's a very good question. 184 00:09:08,339 --> 00:09:09,840 Easy enough to check. 185 00:09:10,132 --> 00:09:12,718 I should've gotten rid of this thing when I had the chance. 186 00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:15,054 No, no. No, this is all gonna be worth it 187 00:09:15,137 --> 00:09:18,516 when we're out there with the top down and the wind blowin' through... 188 00:09:19,141 --> 00:09:20,518 somebody's hair. 189 00:09:25,356 --> 00:09:27,984 -Oh, hello. -Hey. 190 00:09:28,276 --> 00:09:30,528 -This is Chloe. -Hi. 191 00:09:30,611 --> 00:09:32,613 -Good to see you again. -You, too. 192 00:09:33,072 --> 00:09:34,282 I'm Connor's dad. 193 00:09:34,365 --> 00:09:35,908 Nice to meet you, Connor's dad. 194 00:09:36,492 --> 00:09:37,994 We're going up to work on music. 195 00:09:38,619 --> 00:09:40,079 Nice to meet you, too. 196 00:09:47,878 --> 00:09:49,255 Oh, my God. 197 00:09:51,632 --> 00:09:52,675 I guess he called her. 198 00:09:53,301 --> 00:09:56,596 Damn straight he did. And she came a-runnin'. 199 00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:58,681 -I'm happy for him. -Yeah. 200 00:10:00,349 --> 00:10:02,143 Think they'll really gonna be working on music? 201 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:03,477 Don't you? 202 00:10:04,645 --> 00:10:06,022 Yeah. 203 00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:11,319 Are there any instruments you don't own? 204 00:10:12,194 --> 00:10:15,573 I don't own the Great Stalacpipe Organ in Virginia. 205 00:10:15,948 --> 00:10:17,783 I don't know what that is. 206 00:10:18,159 --> 00:10:21,495 There's only one and it's in a three-and-a-half acre cavern. 207 00:10:21,871 --> 00:10:23,998 It plays actual stalactites. 208 00:10:24,957 --> 00:10:28,044 I've never heard it, but I bet it sounds beautiful. 209 00:10:29,211 --> 00:10:32,590 You're a unique kind of guy. Aren't you? 210 00:10:33,007 --> 00:10:34,342 Very much, yes. 211 00:10:36,010 --> 00:10:37,970 -Is that the Casio I sold you? -Yes. 212 00:10:40,014 --> 00:10:42,016 I sampled my niece burping. 213 00:10:45,561 --> 00:10:46,854 How old's your niece? 214 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:51,025 It's not polite to ask a woman's age, but 14 months. 215 00:10:51,108 --> 00:10:52,276 Cute. 216 00:10:52,985 --> 00:10:56,072 Not to brag, but I'm 316 months myself. 217 00:10:57,698 --> 00:10:59,241 Yep, unique. 218 00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:05,706 Hey, how's the car coming? 219 00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:06,957 Good, good. 220 00:11:07,458 --> 00:11:08,542 Did you get it running? 221 00:11:08,834 --> 00:11:10,336 Nope, nope. 222 00:11:11,712 --> 00:11:14,215 Will someone please go up and tell Connor that dinner's ready? 223 00:11:15,299 --> 00:11:16,759 Actually... 224 00:11:17,134 --> 00:11:18,469 Connor's a little... 225 00:11:18,552 --> 00:11:19,804 busy right now. 226 00:11:21,222 --> 00:11:22,264 Busy with what? 227 00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:25,601 Working on music with that girl. 228 00:11:25,893 --> 00:11:27,186 She's here? 229 00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:31,023 Yep, and she's cute. 230 00:11:31,399 --> 00:11:33,567 So you got to meet her and I didn't? 231 00:11:33,651 --> 00:11:35,152 That is what happened. 232 00:11:36,404 --> 00:11:39,365 Well... I should just go up and invite her to dinner. 233 00:11:39,448 --> 00:11:42,618 -Mom, no. -Why, what's wrong with us? 234 00:11:42,910 --> 00:11:45,496 Well, nothing's wrong with us. 235 00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:50,084 Oh, so I'm the problem? What? I'm gonna embarrass him? 236 00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:53,295 Good, you get it. 237 00:12:00,970 --> 00:12:03,472 So did you write any lyrics for my song? 238 00:12:03,889 --> 00:12:04,932 Some. 239 00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:06,392 Really? Can I hear? 240 00:12:07,768 --> 00:12:09,895 -Sure, I guess. -Excellent. 241 00:12:15,776 --> 00:12:17,069 Let me know when you're ready. 242 00:12:18,779 --> 00:12:21,407 Actually, can you not look at me while I'm singing? 243 00:12:21,782 --> 00:12:22,992 Of course. Sorry. 244 00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:29,415 Okay, go ahead. 245 00:12:37,506 --> 00:12:40,926 Now and then she's wondering 246 00:12:41,510 --> 00:12:44,680 What'll turn the tide 247 00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:48,851 All days the same A waiting game 248 00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:51,937 A dream to come alive 249 00:12:52,313 --> 00:12:56,901 What'll it take to uproot 250 00:12:56,984 --> 00:12:59,737 Before it goes too deep... 251 00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:03,949 -Can I look at you, please? -Sure. 252 00:13:04,533 --> 00:13:05,993 That's so good. 253 00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:08,913 Thanks. 254 00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:11,874 -There's more. -Right. 255 00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:19,548 And with one minute left to go in the game, the score remains exactly... 256 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:20,841 They've been up there a while. 257 00:13:22,676 --> 00:13:23,844 What do you think they're doing? 258 00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:26,222 Well, he could be hiding the body. 259 00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:29,809 -Amanda. -They're probably just hanging out. 260 00:13:31,143 --> 00:13:34,355 I never would've gone to a boy's room on a first date. 261 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,023 He's 26. 262 00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:39,068 Did you ever have "the talk" with him? 263 00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:41,862 -Why would I? -Because you're his father. 264 00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:44,156 And you're his mother. There ain't no rules. 265 00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:48,577 -Did she ever have the talk with you? -No. 266 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,204 I most certainly did. 267 00:13:50,287 --> 00:13:53,499 Oh, like, when you said keep your knees together till the honeymoon? 268 00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:56,502 It's not my fault you didn't listen. 269 00:13:58,546 --> 00:14:00,130 She didn't listen, either. 270 00:14:00,881 --> 00:14:02,049 Jim! 271 00:14:02,132 --> 00:14:04,802 Mrs. McAllister! 272 00:14:06,053 --> 00:14:07,555 You little floozy. 273 00:14:16,897 --> 00:14:18,649 That had a little Steely Dan to it. 274 00:14:18,732 --> 00:14:20,526 -Thank you. -Wasn't a compliment. 275 00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:23,654 You got a problem with Steely Dan? 276 00:14:23,737 --> 00:14:26,115 They're fine, to fall asleep to. 277 00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:28,909 Steely Dan is the ultimate fusion 278 00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:31,704 of classic arrangement and modern studio techniques. 279 00:14:31,787 --> 00:14:33,998 I just like music that's more raw. 280 00:14:34,081 --> 00:14:35,791 Like what, the Ramones? 281 00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:37,877 That first Ramones album is a work of art. 282 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:40,296 Sounds like it was recorded in an hour. 283 00:14:40,629 --> 00:14:42,756 Who cares? They captured something. 284 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,884 Steely Dan captured sonic perfection. 285 00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:46,135 Perfection is boring. 286 00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:48,262 No, it's not. It's perfect. 287 00:14:49,638 --> 00:14:51,056 Flaws are where the magic is. 288 00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:52,641 -You actually like flaws? -I do. 289 00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:54,226 Well, you're in luck, I got plenty of them. 290 00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:55,477 I'm aware. 291 00:14:59,940 --> 00:15:01,191 That was unexpected. 292 00:15:01,942 --> 00:15:02,985 Sorry. 293 00:15:04,653 --> 00:15:05,863 Okay, I'm good. 294 00:15:10,117 --> 00:15:12,244 Can't believe this girl was in our house, 295 00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:13,787 and he didn't introduce me. 296 00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:15,664 Oh, just let it go. 297 00:15:15,956 --> 00:15:19,376 Need I remind you that we didn't meet Georgie until it was too late. 298 00:15:19,835 --> 00:15:22,504 Well, that's 'cause you and Mandy don't have the... 299 00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:24,006 best relationship. 300 00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:26,050 But Connor and I have a good one. 301 00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:28,052 Good, weird, whatever. 302 00:15:28,969 --> 00:15:31,722 Doesn't it bother you that he went to Georgie first? 303 00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:33,390 Nope. 304 00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:35,768 You're his father. 305 00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:37,978 I didn't talk to my dad about this stuff. 306 00:15:38,062 --> 00:15:41,106 Come on, be upset with me. 307 00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:47,446 Dang it, why doesn't my son want to talk about girls and sex? 308 00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:49,490 So much I want to share. 309 00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:52,534 Never mind. 310 00:15:52,826 --> 00:15:55,579 You see, son, when I make sweet love to your mother... 311 00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:57,623 Enough. 312 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:09,009 -Sure you don't want some coffee? -No, I'm good. 313 00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,182 I toast a mean Pop-Tart. 314 00:16:16,016 --> 00:16:17,059 Maybe next time. 315 00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:18,644 There's gonna be a next time? 316 00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:21,230 I hope so. 317 00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:22,398 Me, too. 318 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,111 -Bye. -Bye. 319 00:16:34,618 --> 00:16:36,537 I see you through the stairs. 320 00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:40,749 Hi. 321 00:16:55,305 --> 00:16:56,390 Yes? 322 00:16:56,974 --> 00:16:59,143 -Can we talk? -About what? 323 00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:01,520 About your friend who spent the night. 324 00:17:01,812 --> 00:17:04,148 -What if I don't want to? -Well, that'stoo bad. 325 00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:07,860 Look, this is all just happening kind of fast, and... 326 00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:10,404 I don't want you to get hurt. 327 00:17:10,487 --> 00:17:12,489 You realize I've slept with a girl before. 328 00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:15,159 No! Why would I know that? 329 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:18,162 I'm a musician. We get chicks. 330 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:23,625 Okay, well, you're an adult, so I don't need to tell you to be... 331 00:17:24,668 --> 00:17:26,128 safe, right? 332 00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:28,172 Are we seriously having this conversation? 333 00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:31,800 I'm sorry. I'm just feeling protective. 334 00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:33,677 I appreciate that. 335 00:17:33,927 --> 00:17:35,345 Okay. Well, you're welcome. 336 00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:38,307 I've seen what happens when people have babies and... 337 00:17:38,682 --> 00:17:41,351 no offense... I don't want to ruin my life. 338 00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:45,147 Hey, CeeCee is a blessing. 339 00:17:46,648 --> 00:17:48,192 But, yeah, don't do it. 340 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:59,078 Revised and Synchronized by FAST TITLES MEDIA 24637

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