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Back in 1812, in our town of Bakersfield, New Jersey, there was a

girl by the name of Helena Pottsworth.

She was extremely sexually charged, and she ran around with all of the men and

women in the town.

She had sex with everyone, and she created such an uproar that eventually

the townsfolk gathered together, and they took her out into the woods, and

they left her there alone.

No one knows what's happened to her since.

Except sometimes, whenever people go out into the woods today, they can hear her.

They hear moaning sounds.

And whenever they go out there, they get affected.

They become sexually charged.

That's the story of the erotic witch.

And today, me, Victoria, and Darian are off into the woods to see if we can find

her.

Hey, Katie.

Hey, Darian. Yeah, yeah, I'm just getting everything ready.

This is going to be fun.

Even though we have to abstain from having sex.

Oh, that's okay. It's just for a couple of days. It's just us girls.

loosen me up. I'm not into that stuff.

Get out of here.

And Katie, get that camera out of here.

Guys, stop playing around.

We need to chill out.

Are you almost ready?

I'm almost ready. Just get out of here.

Get out.

You're too much. We have to leave anyway.

the faster we can get out. Well, I'm not going to stop until you get out of the

shower. I will.

We've got to get moving.

There, you happy?

Get out of here!

I'm so shy.

Stop it.

Ready to go find Katie's witch On

our

adventure to find the erotic witch we've heard

so much about her

Maybe you'll just get excited.

No.

Yeah, we got the map, right? Got everything? I thought you had the map.

Oh, yeah. Is it in there? Yeah, it's in here.

Yeah. How about the food? Do we have enough food? This is the truck. We have

enough food. We have plenty. We don't want to open this. Say cheese.

Ah, here we go.

This is so cool.

Let's watch that. I think we need some music.

Yeah, put the music on.

Put it in here.

Turn up the radio.

There we go.

Maybe we'll find a gorilla.

Is that what you heard? A gorilla?

Yeah. A gorilla?

We could turn it in. We could find it and turn it in. I bet there's, like, a

lot of money.

I think that's what we should be doing also while we're out there. We should

try and make some money.

Make some money where? We're going to catch the gorilla.

We'll catch the gorilla and then we'll be able to make some money, don't you

think?

I think you need to make it right.

That, yeah, there's a lot of stories about, you know, the forest, and they

say some kind of witch, force.

Most people think, you know, it's bullshit, but my girl lost her little

doggie, and I had to go wandering past the property line, and as soon as I got

over the line and got into the area that everyone's been talking about, I felt a

tingle in my crotch.

And I don't go here anymore.

It's true.

Well, okay, about a year ago, I was out in the woods having sex with my

girlfriend. And, you know, we was down. She was about to, you know, suck my

willy. The next thing I know, a strange wind came up. And the back of my hair

started peeking like this. Something else came up. The next thing I know,

a... Spilled it all over the place. It was frightening. You know, I heard the

woods were haunting and all, but my picker dung was spooked.

I have been studying the erotic witch for about five years now and have

dedicated my life to researching her.

I really don't have much of a life now. I wish I could meet more chicks.

Because back in the day, I was a wild disco sex machine. But anyway, one

night when I was outside in the woods playing with my pet marsupial, suddenly

I heard a strange noise.

I looked across the forest and I saw a beautiful maiden wearing a long

negligee. A stormy gust blew the negligee up.

and she revealed a steamy, hot, groin-pumping leather outfit.

My flagpole was raised higher than it has ever gone before, and just as I was

about to explode like a towering, melting, lava-drenched volcano spewing

molten across the forest, the witch magically faded away into a

light mist.

Since then, I have dedicated my life to searching for that hard-on, I mean, the

erotic witch.

What were you asking me about again?

Oh, the erotic witch, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, it was about ten years ago, on this very same spot.

You know, I was beating my hook, and I heard this other, other rustling sound

in the woods. And I turned to look, about a hundred feet upstream, I saw

this mist cascading down the valley.

And out of this mist...

This beautiful woman. She was gorgeous. It was the erotic witch.

And she was holding her breath, fondling them. And she was looking at me with

those dark eyes of hers. And I felt a strange, like, exact feeling come all

over my body.

And, well, before you knew it, I grabbed my rod, and I was yanking it, and I was

cranking it. I was yanking and cranking it. And, you know, in a matter of no

time at all, I landed the big one.

Well, you know.

That was your mother.

My mom.

That was your mom. No, mom only gets naked during trout season. This was bath

season.

So where are we going? I think we're right around here, aren't we? Yeah.

Cool. Are we?

Yeah, they thought we were going the right way. It's kind of mapped out for

us. It's a little bit of a trail. Okay, you lead. I think we should start going.

This is so much fun.

It's beautiful out here.

It is cool.

already the wilderness yeah that's erotic with them the eroticness just

chills me be careful you're gonna trip up for that

kind

of breaking up what is that

oh you gotta check this out you gotta look oh maybe that's a uh

And we are filming the erotic

witch project.

You've got to check it out.

Look, what's the camera?

Ta-da!

I am handy.

Oh, nice.

It looks comfortable.

Yeah.

We're all ready.

Oh, yeah, just for you. Just for me.

Cool, huh?

You did that all by yourself?

Well, you guys weren't much help, were you?

Well, this is fun. Now I know why you like the camera. I can't wait to see.

Hee-hee, I'm filming you filming me.

Cool, huh?

Nothing. Whoa.

You okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

You look like you haven't lost your balance. No, I'm fine.

Okay. Are you sure?

Yeah, I'm fine.

Well, good. Let's just finish setting up.

Are you sure? I just got to chill. I'm fine. Are you sure about that? I am

fine. Okay.

Oh, almost set up here because I'm dying to go to sleep.

All right, I'm just going to get some of this stuff out of the tent.

Stop it. I'm sorry.

What are you doing?

Nothing. God.

Stop grabbing me.

Geez.

Save that for your boyfriend.

I didn't wait.

I don't know. I think he's got a problem, Darian. I think you ought to

just go off by yourself and do some filming and chill out. Fine.

Yeah, that's it.

Go do something.

I think you should leave it alone.

Man, yeah, I know. She needs to chill out.

So thanks for setting me up.

Yeah, it's pretty cool, huh?

All ready to go. Good job.

I don't know what's wrong with me.

I am so horny.

Something really weird is happening. I'm always horny.

Everybody just looks so good. I just want to jump on everybody.

I'm so horny. I need to do something about this. They're going to think I'm

crazy.

I don't believe any of that stupid erotic witch stuff. It's probably just

me. I'm always like this.

I'm away from my boyfriend for so long. I just get so hot.

I guess anything will do.

I don't know what I'm going to do.

I guess if anything can go off, I can just let it out.

I hear something.

You don't hear anything. No, no, no. Wait.

Victoria, wake up.

You can't listen to that. I can't hear anything.

What noise is that? I don't hear anything.

Listen. I don't hear anything. Just stop talking for a second. Listen, okay?

That's my whole home.

There. There. Don't you hear it?

There's something out there.

There's something out there. He's having an orgasm.

There's people out here. They can come over here and rape us. Katie, they're

probably just having sex.

Go back to sleep. It's probably just a camper. Katie,

because people are having sex, who cares? I'm hearing noises and it's

scary. What if it's bears or something? Bears having sex with you orgasming.

Please get off.

Katie, go back to sleep. I want to go see what it is. We'll check it out

tomorrow. Tomorrow.

I'm going to be sitting here worrying about it now. Katie, go back to sleep.

Come on, guys. Come on.

Just for a minute. Just for a minute. Let's check it out, okay?

Okay.

We got to get our shoes.

We got to get ready.

Thanks, guys. I'll feel much better.

I'll feel much better. Okay.

What's going on with you? Are you okay?

Nothing. I just got a chill.

Are you sure? I think we should just go back. Come on.

I'm just a little cold. Can we just go back?

I'm here. I'm chilly. Maybe we should go back. I'm cold. Can we just go back in

and we'll find it? Are you sure you're okay? I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm cold.

Maybe we should go back, Katie. This is your idea anyway.

We'll check it out in a minute, yeah.

I'm tired anyway. I want to go back.

We'll check it out in a minute. Let's just drive down here.

Okay, guys. Sorry.

Yeah? Yeah, I don't see anything. Just all these crazy sounds.

I'm so horny. I don't know what to do with myself.

I don't know what's happening to me.

All I can think about is sex.

What am I going to do?

to do I can't sleep I have to

do something

I can't help myself.

I can't stop. I don't know what's wrong with me.

I don't know what's wrong with me.

Go back to sleep, okay? No, I can't sleep. I'm trying to sleep. Please, just

let me touch you.

Oh, my God. What is your problem?

Just please let me touch you. I have to touch you.

Look, I know you're all riled up, and I know, like, this whole erotic bitch

thing has gotten into your brain.

What's wrong with me?

Just wait two more days and you can go back to your boyfriend, okay?

Please, just let me touch you.

I don't know what to do.

Why don't you put that thing down?

What are you always making such a big deal out of everything?

There is nothing there. That was you, wasn't it?

You're such a pervert.

It's her.

Yeah, you packed this before we left, and then you put it all out here so we

could really think there was something out here. There is no erotic witch.

What erotic witch? That was you.

You made the whole store.

You have something to do with this. You obviously want to play with us. Well, if

you guys weren't so lazy, if you would have actually woken up early this

morning, you would have been there. You're the one who wants to find all

this stuff. We don't even believe in it. It's not even here.

But I could use that stuff.

You can believe this, but I did not put it out here. She knows, and it is a gift

from her.

So what do you think we should do with it? We're on the right track.

I don't know. Maybe we should pick it up and use it on Katie?

I can use it.

I'll use it. If it's a gift, I'll take it. It's probably from you, but...

It is not from me. I don't own anything like this. Maybe you should find out,

guys. I think maybe you're going to use that. Yeah, why?

She probably just went to the store, the baby store. I did not. It's from the

witch.

Oh, my God. Maybe you should find out what to do with it. I can't believe it.

This is amazing.

This isn't amazing. This is going to be so great, and we have it all on tape.

That's cool. I can't believe it. We're on the right track. This is going to be

the best.

Everybody's going to know that you put all this here. Who's going to think that

this is on tape? There's no evidence.

You'll see. You'll see, girls. Maybe we should find out.

She knows.

She doesn't know anything. We're going to be late. We need to leave. We need to

get ready. We got to get packed.

We got to go. Maybe we should start. Maybe we should start. Get going and get

ready and find out. Get some evidence.

What do you think? Let's take them. I think that she wants us to have them.

You think so? I'll take them.

There might be clues inside.

You think so?

Clues? Clues. Maybe we should go inside and find out. It's just dirty. It's

naked women.

Clues? Maybe she might have left a message. I'm not serious. Well, we could

use these.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

They are from you. So we'll find out. Let's see.

It's an early birthday present.

There's no point. There's no point in that.

Well,

maybe we should find out. Stop wasting time and find out what's going on,

right? Let's get back.

Let's go. Come on.

The erotic witch has just left us the present of the dildos, and now I'm

searching around for some additional information.

Oh, my God, look at this.

More signs, more clues. This is amazing.

I think the mystery is unraveling here.

Wow, this must be a sign. It looks like a woman. It looks like she tried to make

the shape of a woman.

I wonder what that is supposed to mean. And next to it, it says, eat me.

Well, this is definitely a sign between that and the magazines and the dildos.

It looks like we're on to something. She's definitely trying to tell us

something now. I just have to try and work it out. What is going on?

I don't know. Everything is gone.

I don't have any clothes.

Why are you naked?

Oh, my God. It's none of your business.

What were you doing over there?

I was using the bathroom. I was peeing. Well, my clothes down there. I'm missing

my clothes.

I don't know. I got my clothes. I found my clothes.

Some of it.

This is your fault.

Did you hide them?

I didn't hide the clothes.

She's angry, so she's totally closed.

And the map? How are we going to get back?

Where's the map? The map? How are we going to get back?

This is all your fault.

You had the map last.

You had it. You're the one playing tricks on us.

You went over there.

No, you took the map. You had it last.

I'm not taking her seriously, and now she's angry at us. I think you're making

this up. And I don't have any clothes.

We should just go home. We should just go home.

I'm going to get fired.

She's going to get fired.

We have no camera. We lost our camera. We don't have the map. We have half

clothes. Get dressed. Why are you naked?

Why am I naked? What is your business? We have more serious things to worry

about than being naked. We can just follow our tracks back.

What are we going to do with the map?

Katie. Katie, listen.

Let's just.

No. Katie.

Listen.

Listen to me.

We will just follow the steps we came and we'll pack up our stuff. We'll be

out of here by dawn.

What if there aren't any stuff? What if someone walks over them?

We're going back. We don't have a map. How are we going to get anywhere?

I have no clothes. I'm not walking through the woods with no clothes.

I'm going to get eaten to death. First of all, we have to look for the map.

The map is gone. We have to look for it. So I think we should get going and try

to find this map.

Let's just try to find the way we came back.

Let's just get the stuff together.

No.

Well,

we'll pack up the tent and we'll follow our tracks back. I don't know. I'm not

staying in here because I'm going to get fired. We can be out of here.

I don't know. This is all your fault. You know what? This is not a witch. This

is some idiot following us in the woods going through our stuff. This isn't a

witch.

There's no erotic witch.

Katie, there is no erotic witch. Let's get our shit and get out of here.

I think you're just making this up. Let's just leave. It's all your fault.

Let's just leave.

Let's just get our stuff together. Let's just get our stuff together and start.

Let's try to find it. What? Just some idiot is following us around.

Yeah.

We're trying to keep up, aren't we?

We've got to get out of here before it gets dark, so let's go.

Are you okay?

I don't know.

What's going on? I don't know.

I think we should take our own path.

Why? We should stay together.

No, I think maybe I should go on my own. But what if we get lost?

No, I don't think we're going to get lost. I don't think so.

We should stay together. Well, I'm going my own way.

But I thought it mattered. That's ridiculous.

I just feel I need some time alone.

And I think we'll find it better. If we all set up in three ways, I think we'll

find it better.

You're just going to let her go? We should go that way. We should follow the

way we came in and go that way. I'm going to find my own way.

What are you doing?

This is ridiculous.

She's like walking off by herself here. What is going on? This doesn't make any

sense. Will you come back here?

This doesn't make any sense. This is crazy.

We are going to get lost. We're never going to get out of here. This is just

ridiculous. We should just stay together.

This is crazy.

I am going that way, and that's the way I'm going. I don't care. I'm going that

way. This is the way I'm going. You know what?

I think I'm going to follow Victoria.

Whatever. Fine.

Okay. All right.

This is amazing.

Unbelievable.

This is one horny girl.

What are you doing?

Come over here. I was just doing a little bit of filming. Come over here

with that thing.

Give me that.

What are you doing? Give me that. Give me the camera back. No, it's mine.

No, I'm doing the film and give me the camera. No, I think you should take your

clothes off now. Please give it back to me. You've been watching me with my

clothes off. I think you should take it off now. Well, you're the one doing

stuff. No. I'm just doing the filming. I'm trying to document the erotic witch.

You clearly have the erotic witch going on and is possessing you.

Take this off.

What are you doing? Come on. You've been watching us with our clothes off and

you've had the camera. Give me the camera back. No, it's yours. It's mine.

Not yours. You've been having it for too long. It's mine. It actually is my

camera. Well, it's not yours now.

It's mine.

You have to take this off, off, off.

No, please turn it off.

Can you just turn that off? Just get nude.

Turn that off, okay?

You've been watching this for too long.

That's so weird. Stop it.

Stop it. I think you should come right over here.

What are you doing?

Stop pushing me.

No. Please turn that thing off. No.

God. No. Please. Lay down. Just relax.

I'm not relaxed. You're too tense. You're too tense with this erotic witch

thing. Stop.

Just do something sexy. You're never sexy.

No. Well, that's because you're just being weird.

I'm not being weird. You are being weird. You're the one talking about this

erotic witch thing.

Well, you're the one who's been possessed by her, not me.

Well, you're the one talking about it.

I think I need to take that off, too.

You know what? Maybe this is too uncomfortable with this camera.

I think we definitely need to turn this camera off. What are you doing?

There. That's much better. You turned that thing off, didn't you? Yes, it is

off. Relax.

Relax. It is off. I'm not relaxed.

I think you should take this off. It's not cold. It's freezing out here. It's

nice and warm.

I'll make you warm. You're warm.

I'll make you warm. What are you doing?

Turn this off.

There we go.

Nathan. Stop looking at me.

Why? You look at us.

You were looking at me.

I was doing the filming. That was for filming purposes for us to document our

trip.

So now, I'm filming you. I mean, no, I'm not, Ashley, because I turned it off.

No. I was just kidding.

Relax.

Relax.

You have to learn how to relax.

You're so worried about this erotic witch thing.

Well, we're out here for a purpose, not just for playing around. You think you

can go off by yourself and get lost in the woods? We're in the middle of trying

to get somewhere.

Hush now. You talk too much. I think you're possessed.

Oh.

Your hands are so cold.

I think you need to warm me up.

You were just wasting time out here before.

I know.

That stupid camera.

Did you like that?

I did.

You have a confession to make.

I left the camera on.

Get off me. Turn it off. You have to erase this. No, no.

You have to erase this. No, it's going to be out.

It's our secret.

Where? Where have you been?

I've been here for an hour. What are you... Stop it.

Come on, baby.

Stop.

Where the heck have you guys been for an hour?

I thought something happened.

Oh, you know, we were just around.

Doing what?

What are you doing?

You know, hanging out, walking around. This isn't like you.

Katie, why don't you join us?

All right.

I'm just going to put the camera down over here.

I think I can get it off of here.

Thank you.

Darian? God, I can't believe this. She's disappeared again.

Ridiculous. She's always wandering off.

Darian?

Darian?

It's been hours. Well, she went... I have no idea.

Katie, I think maybe we should just go back to the tent.

She'll come along.

She'll just come by.

Darian? She'll find us. Let's just go back to the tent.

Where is the tent?

Was it this way?

Oh, God.

I think...

Let's just go back.

Darian. She'll find us.

She's driving me crazy. I'm so annoyed.

You know how she is. I know.

She's always wandering off.

What are we going to do?

She always finds us. Why can't we just stay together? The three of us. It was

supposed to be the three of us coming out here, and she's off in a different

direction every time we turn around.

She's going to come around. She'll come by.

Let's just go. Don't worry.

Darian.

There's a little weird thing.

I guess let's go try and find the pen. I think it was over there, right? I think

so. Oh, I'm so turned around.

All right.

We'll call her on the way. Let's go.

Well, I mean, this has something to do. I mean, what happens if we get stuck out

here? At least they'll have the videotape. Do you think those are signs

of the witch?

Well, it's something. It certainly looks like it. Something going on. That's

scary. You would have put that on there.

I think it's the witch.

She's after us now. She's angry at us. She's taking Darian.

Well, Darian, Darian.

She probably lost her dead somewhere. Who cares?

Who cares?

We came out here.

Probably out masturbating or something.

We have to find her. She was out all night and it was freezing last night.

She was out in the cold and we couldn't even find her.

Come on.

I don't know. I think we should go back in the tent. We're all lost anyway. What

are we going to do?

We've got to get out of here. We've got to find Darian right now.

That's disgusting.

Get that out of there. That's scary. I don't even want to touch it. Come on. I

think we should go back into the tent and stop.

Video keeping.

Let's just pack up and get out of here and find Darian as fast as we can. I am

getting really worried.

Oh, I don't know. I don't know about this.

She's out there. Where is she?

Oh, she's over here.

That does sound like her.

How did she escape?

I don't know. I was sound asleep.

I was totally asleep. And all of a sudden, I heard those sounds.

Oh, my God.

That's into the light. Oh, my God. That is her. Yeah. But it sounds like an

orgasm.

We've got to get out of here. We've got to find her. She's having a pleasure

now. Oh, my God. This is so weird. What happened? We were totally asleep. She's

having just total pleasure. Maybe we should go back to sleep.

I'm not leaving her out there.

You think we should go look for her? Somebody might have taken her, dragged

her out of here. We don't even know what's happening.

How did she escape? I didn't even hear her get up. I don't know. I don't know.

Let's go. Let's go check it out. We better get her. Maybe we should.

Okay.

Okay, dress.

All right, kill.

Kill. Kill.

Kill.

Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill.

Kill. Kill.

Kill. Kill. Kill.

I'm going to go my own way, Katie.

I'm going to go my way. I think maybe we split up. We'll find her better.

I'm going to go this way.

to the other.

I'm scared.

I'm scared we're not going to find her.

I don't know.

I don't know.

Maybe we should run off again, Katie.

Katie, I think we should go down there and I'm going to go this way to find

her. Because I'm really scared. I think we should split up and then we'll meet

back here, okay?

No, I don't want to split up, Katie.

Just listen to me. I'm going to go this way and we'll meet back here again.

I don't want to split up. But we have to. That's the easiest way.