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The best sex ever.

What's the story?

Having sex in public places.

Lawyers. Romance. The best sex you ever had.

Know who you are. Talk to me.

And tell me all your secrets.

The best sex ever.

It's midnight, the witching hour, and once again we're talking about the best

sex ever.

That means it's time for you to call in and tell me about the best sex you ever

had.

All the good girls and boys have gone to bed, and the rest of us have the night

to ourselves.

Tonight we revisit one of my favorite subjects, voyeurism.

You know, lots of us like to watch, but some of us get paid for it.

I have a letter from one of those lucky people.

His name is Guy.

She's gorgeous.

She is, isn't she?

Unfortunately, I think there may be someone who shares the same opinion.

Well, I think most people would.

Well, one in particular.

There's this guy that Shanna went to school with. He's a real bum. He keeps

hanging around.

I don't know what she sees in him.

Well, he's her age.

That's what I get for marrying a younger woman.

She probably gets hit on ten times a day.

Has she given you any hints that she's seen this guy?

A few.

I'm out of town on business a lot, so she has ample opportunity.

That's why I wanted to meet you today.

I want to start the surveillance right away.

Well, why can't we start today?

I need hard evidence.

Something that will sway a judge in my favor.

My tools are in my truck.

On the other hand, sometimes there's a little pleasure in finding out they're

right.

Where have you been?

No, I'm not upset.

I'm just a little anxious.

Something really weird is going on.

Donald was acting really strange tonight.

He kept going over the window and looking out.

No, I haven't been smoking anything.

As a matter of fact, I just got out of the shower.

Well...

I'm almost naked.

Are you?

Well,

why don't you pretend it's my hand that's touching you?

I like it when

you say that. It gets me all hot.

I'm doing it right now.

It's just like you're right here.

I love it when you say that.

Yes.

Yes.

It turned on. I couldn't even think straight.

But I had a job to do.

The next morning, after Shannon left the house, I tapped into her phone line.

Little did I know somebody had already tapped into me.

Can I help you?

Well, I hope so.

I was just... You were just trying to break in.

I work for the phone company.

Wow.

I'm Shannon's friend, and I was just returning the sweater and noticed you

snooping around behind her house.

Well, it's just your routine service call, really. Everything seems to be in

order. Really?

Well, the next time you're making service calls... I just live one block

over. Third mansion on the left.

Oh.

Somebody named Steve phoned her last night.

Steve? Steve who?

I didn't give a last name.

but their conversation was pretty racy.

So you haven't seen this guy yet?

No. I got a feeling I'll be seeing him soon.

She was on the phone about an hour ago, begging him to come over.

Well, let's hope you're right.

I need hard evidence.

Well, I have a feeling you'll have it.

Thank God you're here. What is it? What's wrong?

Someone is watching me.

What do you mean someone's watching you? Who?

I don't know.

Shannon, sweetheart, you're just acting paranoid again. That's all.

Someone is watching me. I can feel it. Like when someone's staring at you.

But you didn't catch anyone snooping around, right?

No.

Any strange phone calls?

Only yours.

Okay.

I understand.

You know what I think?

What?

I think that I've been away too long, and you've been thinking too much.

These things that you believe are just figments of an overactive imagination,

and I think that you need to put this creativity to much better use.

Steve. Hmm? What if someone is watching me?

Well, then we'll give him something to remember

It was amazing.

Passion, Sire.

Once unleashed, I prayed to my fairy godmother she'd transform me into

thieves.

Case was closed.

Donald would be pleased and I'd have the remainder of my fee.

But something kept me from making that call.

It was Shannon.

I couldn't stop thinking about her.

I needed to see her again.

The next day I was back at her place.

My eyes privately watching her remove.

Then I wondered how long I could make this gig last.

But that's when things were about to get more interesting.

Shannon, we need to talk.

About what?

I think Steve's having an affair.

I'll say he is. Steve?

An affair?

Impossible. You're not much of a liar, Shannon.

Are you sure?

I smelled her perfume on his clothes.

More than once.

The thing is, it was a familiar scent.

I know that scent.

It was one I remembered from before.

And then it occurred to me. Look, Julie.

I only... It had to be Cynthia.

It had to be Cynthia from Steve's office.

We've given her that exact same bottle of perfume for Christmas.

Julie, I am so sorry.

I'm not.

At least I know.

Is there anything I can do to help?

I just don't want to feel...

So alone and unloved.

Somehow she knew I was watching.

I followed you here.

You don't work for the phone company.

I know what you were doing at Shannon's.

Donald hired you, didn't he?

I can't discuss a case with you.

It would be completely unethical.

Really? I see. So, watching people engage and say adultery is perfectly

Bible-built?

What do you want?

I want the tape you made of me and Shannon.

Look, I can't just... If you're worried about me blowing your cover with

Shannon, put it to bed. I just want to get back at my husband.

All this watching, it made me feel uneasy.

It made me feel dirty.

I decided to come clean.

I'm listening.

It's wrong to continue people's private lives.

So what are you going to tell Donald?

I'm going to leave that up to you.

I didn't say that.

I should pay you.

No.

I don't want your money.

As a matter of fact, I don't want Donald's either.

Tell me something.

Why did you break your deal with Donald?

Because you're the most beautiful woman that I've ever seen in my life.

And I can't quit thinking about you.

That's the nicest thing that anybody's said to me in a long time.

Oh, yeah.

the best sex I've ever had.

And I quit surveillance altogether.

Of course, that lasted a week.

Since then, I've really come to terms with what I do for a living.

Like I said before, sometimes there's pleasure in finding out it's all true.

We've all had one night where intimacy knows no bounds and desire knows no

rules.

A night of reckless sexual abandon.

A night you can still taste years after the sun comes up.

We've all had one.

What's yours?