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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,620 The best sex ever. 2 00:00:03,260 --> 00:00:04,360 What's the story? 3 00:00:04,660 --> 00:00:06,640 Having sex in public places. 4 00:00:07,120 --> 00:00:11,120 Lawyers. Romance. The best sex you ever had. 5 00:00:11,380 --> 00:00:13,500 Know who you are. Talk to me. 6 00:00:13,920 --> 00:00:16,520 And tell me all your secrets. 7 00:00:23,040 --> 00:00:25,300 The best sex ever. 8 00:00:30,440 --> 00:00:36,340 It's midnight, the witching hour, and once again we're talking about the best 9 00:00:36,340 --> 00:00:37,340 sex ever. 10 00:00:38,120 --> 00:00:44,020 That means it's time for you to call in and tell me about the best sex you ever 11 00:00:44,020 --> 00:00:45,020 had. 12 00:00:45,680 --> 00:00:51,560 All the good girls and boys have gone to bed, and the rest of us have the night 13 00:00:51,560 --> 00:00:52,560 to ourselves. 14 00:00:54,200 --> 00:00:59,160 Tonight we revisit one of my favorite subjects, voyeurism. 15 00:00:59,920 --> 00:01:05,860 You know, lots of us like to watch, but some of us get paid for it. 16 00:01:06,720 --> 00:01:09,300 I have a letter from one of those lucky people. 17 00:01:10,040 --> 00:01:11,340 His name is Guy. 18 00:01:15,900 --> 00:01:16,900 She's gorgeous. 19 00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:19,580 She is, isn't she? 20 00:01:21,700 --> 00:01:24,960 Unfortunately, I think there may be someone who shares the same opinion. 21 00:01:25,420 --> 00:01:26,900 Well, I think most people would. 22 00:01:27,889 --> 00:01:29,570 Well, one in particular. 23 00:01:30,690 --> 00:01:34,590 There's this guy that Shanna went to school with. He's a real bum. He keeps 24 00:01:34,590 --> 00:01:35,590 hanging around. 25 00:01:36,030 --> 00:01:37,570 I don't know what she sees in him. 26 00:01:38,270 --> 00:01:40,610 Well, he's her age. 27 00:01:42,430 --> 00:01:44,570 That's what I get for marrying a younger woman. 28 00:01:45,610 --> 00:01:47,650 She probably gets hit on ten times a day. 29 00:01:48,770 --> 00:01:51,550 Has she given you any hints that she's seen this guy? 30 00:01:53,230 --> 00:01:54,230 A few. 31 00:01:55,169 --> 00:01:58,210 I'm out of town on business a lot, so she has ample opportunity. 32 00:01:59,790 --> 00:02:01,290 That's why I wanted to meet you today. 33 00:02:02,030 --> 00:02:03,930 I want to start the surveillance right away. 34 00:02:06,650 --> 00:02:08,289 Well, why can't we start today? 35 00:02:11,870 --> 00:02:13,210 I need hard evidence. 36 00:02:14,730 --> 00:02:16,830 Something that will sway a judge in my favor. 37 00:02:19,750 --> 00:02:21,010 My tools are in my truck. 38 00:02:42,040 --> 00:02:46,020 On the other hand, sometimes there's a little pleasure in finding out they're 39 00:02:46,020 --> 00:02:47,020 right. 40 00:03:13,390 --> 00:03:14,390 Where have you been? 41 00:03:15,830 --> 00:03:17,070 No, I'm not upset. 42 00:03:17,310 --> 00:03:18,430 I'm just a little anxious. 43 00:03:20,550 --> 00:03:22,490 Something really weird is going on. 44 00:03:23,730 --> 00:03:26,070 Donald was acting really strange tonight. 45 00:03:27,110 --> 00:03:29,190 He kept going over the window and looking out. 46 00:03:31,990 --> 00:03:34,770 No, I haven't been smoking anything. 47 00:03:36,310 --> 00:03:39,830 As a matter of fact, I just got out of the shower. 48 00:03:42,150 --> 00:03:43,150 Well... 49 00:03:43,880 --> 00:03:44,880 I'm almost naked. 50 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:46,440 Are you? 51 00:03:48,960 --> 00:03:49,960 Well, 52 00:03:50,340 --> 00:03:53,800 why don't you pretend it's my hand that's touching you? 53 00:03:55,960 --> 00:04:02,840 I like it when 54 00:04:02,840 --> 00:04:05,200 you say that. It gets me all hot. 55 00:04:07,900 --> 00:04:09,200 I'm doing it right now. 56 00:04:10,060 --> 00:04:11,560 It's just like you're right here. 57 00:04:15,610 --> 00:04:17,570 I love it when you say that. 58 00:04:27,890 --> 00:04:28,890 Yes. 59 00:04:32,770 --> 00:04:33,770 Yes. 60 00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:28,560 It turned on. I couldn't even think straight. 61 00:05:29,780 --> 00:05:31,020 But I had a job to do. 62 00:05:32,460 --> 00:05:36,440 The next morning, after Shannon left the house, I tapped into her phone line. 63 00:05:36,580 --> 00:05:39,000 Little did I know somebody had already tapped into me. 64 00:05:40,620 --> 00:05:41,620 Can I help you? 65 00:05:44,640 --> 00:05:46,020 Well, I hope so. 66 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:48,940 I was just... You were just trying to break in. 67 00:05:50,320 --> 00:05:51,740 I work for the phone company. 68 00:05:52,120 --> 00:05:53,120 Wow. 69 00:05:55,020 --> 00:05:59,740 I'm Shannon's friend, and I was just returning the sweater and noticed you 70 00:05:59,740 --> 00:06:01,400 snooping around behind her house. 71 00:06:02,440 --> 00:06:07,360 Well, it's just your routine service call, really. Everything seems to be in 72 00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:08,079 order. Really? 73 00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:12,720 Well, the next time you're making service calls... I just live one block 74 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:14,600 over. Third mansion on the left. 75 00:06:15,340 --> 00:06:16,340 Oh. 76 00:06:16,800 --> 00:06:19,060 Somebody named Steve phoned her last night. 77 00:06:19,720 --> 00:06:20,980 Steve? Steve who? 78 00:06:21,260 --> 00:06:22,620 I didn't give a last name. 79 00:06:23,260 --> 00:06:25,340 but their conversation was pretty racy. 80 00:06:26,440 --> 00:06:28,020 So you haven't seen this guy yet? 81 00:06:28,480 --> 00:06:30,940 No. I got a feeling I'll be seeing him soon. 82 00:06:31,620 --> 00:06:34,180 She was on the phone about an hour ago, begging him to come over. 83 00:06:35,060 --> 00:06:36,200 Well, let's hope you're right. 84 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:37,880 I need hard evidence. 85 00:06:38,280 --> 00:06:39,760 Well, I have a feeling you'll have it. 86 00:07:03,240 --> 00:07:06,160 Thank God you're here. What is it? What's wrong? 87 00:07:07,700 --> 00:07:09,080 Someone is watching me. 88 00:07:09,380 --> 00:07:11,720 What do you mean someone's watching you? Who? 89 00:07:12,100 --> 00:07:13,100 I don't know. 90 00:07:14,220 --> 00:07:18,720 Shannon, sweetheart, you're just acting paranoid again. That's all. 91 00:07:19,660 --> 00:07:23,460 Someone is watching me. I can feel it. Like when someone's staring at you. 92 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:26,260 But you didn't catch anyone snooping around, right? 93 00:07:26,500 --> 00:07:27,500 No. 94 00:07:27,920 --> 00:07:29,440 Any strange phone calls? 95 00:07:30,520 --> 00:07:31,520 Only yours. 96 00:07:32,760 --> 00:07:33,760 Okay. 97 00:07:34,360 --> 00:07:35,680 I understand. 98 00:07:35,940 --> 00:07:37,280 You know what I think? 99 00:07:37,880 --> 00:07:38,880 What? 100 00:07:39,360 --> 00:07:45,040 I think that I've been away too long, and you've been thinking too much. 101 00:07:45,580 --> 00:07:49,940 These things that you believe are just figments of an overactive imagination, 102 00:07:50,160 --> 00:07:56,360 and I think that you need to put this creativity to much better use. 103 00:07:58,180 --> 00:08:01,640 Steve. Hmm? What if someone is watching me? 104 00:08:03,479 --> 00:08:06,320 Well, then we'll give him something to remember 105 00:09:33,960 --> 00:09:34,960 It was amazing. 106 00:09:35,280 --> 00:09:36,580 Passion, Sire. 107 00:09:36,920 --> 00:09:42,940 Once unleashed, I prayed to my fairy godmother she'd transform me into 108 00:09:42,940 --> 00:09:43,940 thieves. 109 00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:06,360 Case was closed. 110 00:11:06,980 --> 00:11:09,500 Donald would be pleased and I'd have the remainder of my fee. 111 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:17,960 But something kept me from making that call. 112 00:11:19,520 --> 00:11:20,520 It was Shannon. 113 00:11:21,240 --> 00:11:22,880 I couldn't stop thinking about her. 114 00:11:23,360 --> 00:11:24,780 I needed to see her again. 115 00:11:28,080 --> 00:11:30,100 The next day I was back at her place. 116 00:11:31,060 --> 00:11:33,800 My eyes privately watching her remove. 117 00:11:34,540 --> 00:11:37,340 Then I wondered how long I could make this gig last. 118 00:11:38,440 --> 00:11:41,260 But that's when things were about to get more interesting. 119 00:11:48,140 --> 00:11:49,400 Shannon, we need to talk. 120 00:11:50,280 --> 00:11:51,279 About what? 121 00:11:51,280 --> 00:11:52,900 I think Steve's having an affair. 122 00:11:53,220 --> 00:11:55,000 I'll say he is. Steve? 123 00:11:55,560 --> 00:11:56,560 An affair? 124 00:11:57,600 --> 00:12:00,700 Impossible. You're not much of a liar, Shannon. 125 00:12:03,660 --> 00:12:04,660 Are you sure? 126 00:12:04,940 --> 00:12:07,120 I smelled her perfume on his clothes. 127 00:12:08,020 --> 00:12:09,100 More than once. 128 00:12:10,900 --> 00:12:12,840 The thing is, it was a familiar scent. 129 00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:14,300 I know that scent. 130 00:12:17,540 --> 00:12:20,800 It was one I remembered from before. 131 00:12:22,420 --> 00:12:25,480 And then it occurred to me. Look, Julie. 132 00:12:26,380 --> 00:12:28,400 I only... It had to be Cynthia. 133 00:12:30,220 --> 00:12:32,900 It had to be Cynthia from Steve's office. 134 00:12:36,270 --> 00:12:39,450 We've given her that exact same bottle of perfume for Christmas. 135 00:12:45,190 --> 00:12:48,030 Julie, I am so sorry. 136 00:12:51,010 --> 00:12:52,010 I'm not. 137 00:12:53,350 --> 00:12:54,530 At least I know. 138 00:12:56,330 --> 00:13:00,050 Is there anything I can do to help? 139 00:13:03,110 --> 00:13:05,070 I just don't want to feel... 140 00:13:05,710 --> 00:13:08,230 So alone and unloved. 141 00:16:19,050 --> 00:16:20,630 Somehow she knew I was watching. 142 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:08,560 I followed you here. 143 00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:11,200 You don't work for the phone company. 144 00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:15,700 I know what you were doing at Shannon's. 145 00:17:16,819 --> 00:17:18,060 Donald hired you, didn't he? 146 00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:31,260 I can't discuss a case with you. 147 00:17:32,420 --> 00:17:34,900 It would be completely unethical. 148 00:17:36,429 --> 00:17:41,810 Really? I see. So, watching people engage and say adultery is perfectly 149 00:17:41,810 --> 00:17:42,810 Bible-built? 150 00:17:43,590 --> 00:17:45,670 What do you want? 151 00:17:46,970 --> 00:17:48,930 I want the tape you made of me and Shannon. 152 00:17:52,790 --> 00:17:56,650 Look, I can't just... If you're worried about me blowing your cover with 153 00:17:56,650 --> 00:18:00,730 Shannon, put it to bed. I just want to get back at my husband. 154 00:18:21,130 --> 00:18:23,510 All this watching, it made me feel uneasy. 155 00:18:23,890 --> 00:18:25,490 It made me feel dirty. 156 00:18:26,030 --> 00:18:27,410 I decided to come clean. 157 00:18:29,410 --> 00:18:30,410 I'm listening. 158 00:18:34,090 --> 00:18:37,350 It's wrong to continue people's private lives. 159 00:18:40,070 --> 00:18:41,430 So what are you going to tell Donald? 160 00:18:44,030 --> 00:18:45,470 I'm going to leave that up to you. 161 00:18:56,620 --> 00:18:57,620 I didn't say that. 162 00:18:58,920 --> 00:18:59,940 I should pay you. 163 00:19:00,180 --> 00:19:01,180 No. 164 00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:04,240 I don't want your money. 165 00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:09,680 As a matter of fact, I don't want Donald's either. 166 00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:18,500 Tell me something. 167 00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:21,820 Why did you break your deal with Donald? 168 00:19:27,780 --> 00:19:30,900 Because you're the most beautiful woman that I've ever seen in my life. 169 00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:35,220 And I can't quit thinking about you. 170 00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:40,820 That's the nicest thing that anybody's said to me in a long time. 171 00:21:59,070 --> 00:22:00,630 Oh, yeah. 172 00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:32,400 the best sex I've ever had. 173 00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:34,980 And I quit surveillance altogether. 174 00:22:35,540 --> 00:22:37,320 Of course, that lasted a week. 175 00:22:38,020 --> 00:22:40,940 Since then, I've really come to terms with what I do for a living. 176 00:22:41,420 --> 00:22:46,460 Like I said before, sometimes there's pleasure in finding out it's all true. 177 00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:53,880 We've all had one night where intimacy knows no bounds and desire knows no 178 00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:54,880 rules. 179 00:22:55,360 --> 00:22:57,820 A night of reckless sexual abandon. 180 00:22:59,180 --> 00:23:02,960 A night you can still taste years after the sun comes up. 181 00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:05,420 We've all had one. 182 00:23:06,860 --> 00:23:07,860 What's yours? 12665