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Oh, fuck off.
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Oh, fuckin' gross.
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Oh, my God.
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[Colin on video] Oh, and then
John came to me and he said,
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"You know, we should call
ourselves the Four Dickheads."
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And I said, "No, let's call
ourselves the Beatles."
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-[Chelsea laughs]
And that's what we did.
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Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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[Laughs] Your voice...
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- What the hell?
- [Phone chimes]
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Ooh!
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Argh!
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Fuckin' nightmare.
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[Cup clatters on floor]
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[Phone rings]
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Hi... Hello. Hi.
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- Hey, Ashy. How are you?
- Good, good.
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How was the rest of
your birthday?
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It was really nice. Yeah,
it was really good. Thanks.
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Um, in fact,
that's why I was calling.
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I just wanted to, uh, address
the whole cool room situation.
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Mmm. Yeah. Mm-hm.
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Just 'cause I'm in
a relationship, you know.
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Uh, yeah, man. So am I.
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Of course. Um...
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So, yeah, I just wanted to
clear the air, really,
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and, um,
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you know, Chelsea's moving in.
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It's getting a bit serious, so
I can't really be kissing exes.
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Yeah. Uh...
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- Nor can I, man.
- Of course.
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Uh, did you tell David about it?
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I... did not.
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[Cup clatters on floor]
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Did you tell Chelsea?
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I don't think she needs to know.
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- I agree.
- Okay, so, good.
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So, you know, I just feel like
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we've got a bit of a monster
under the bed, you know,
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and, um, I think
we just need to,
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you know, drag it out
and really shine a light on it
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and just, you know, rip it apart
so it dies.
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- Fun.
- Yeah.
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So, do... do you have any space
for maybe dinner tonight?
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We could... - Oh.
- [Door opens]
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Um...
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Ah! Mr. Walters, sorry,
sorry, sorry. I just...
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- Can you just wait outside?
- Oh?
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- Can you wait outside?
- [Door closes]
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Never mind. Never mind.
Um, sorry.
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Wait one second.
[Laughs awkwardly]
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Um, so would Chelsea know
that dinner is with me?
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What?
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Just... just sit down.
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[Gordon] Uh, look, honestly,
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Chelsea's in Melbourne for work,
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so I probably won't tell her,
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but if she was here,
I would tell her, no problem.
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- [Chelsea] Surprise!
- Fuckin' hell! Hey!
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- [Chelsea laughs]
- That's her, isn't it?
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Oh, um, okay, sorry, yeah,
so we're on for dinner, Jared,
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but it is work, mate,
it's work, okay?
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No, fuck you, man.
I'm not doing that.
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No, mate, we are on and, uh,
I'll send you the deets later.
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Ciao, brah.
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Mm-hm.
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So sorry.
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Uh, beg your pardon,
Mr. Walters.
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Yeah. Uh, how are you today?
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What do you think of this?
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[Sighs exasperatedly]
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Why are you doing that?
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[Theme music]
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Just a bit of an upgrade
from your fiddly fig.
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- That's very 2016.
- [Gordon] Is it?
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Hello, boy!
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[Chelsea kisses] Mmm!
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I-I thought you were gonna be
in Melbourne till Friday.
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- Because I...
- Yeah, I was.
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But, um, one of the partners
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broke their spine,
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so they pushed all the meetings.
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- 0h, my God, I'm sorry.
- Oh, no, it's fine.
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Surprise!
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- Surprise! [Laughs]
- [Chelsea laughs]
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- Mwah!
- Hey, yeah, yeah.
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Now, I know you haven't done
the flea bomb yet.
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- So I'm not like moving moving.
- Right.
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But I just thought
I'd bring some stuff over,
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get a jump on it.
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Well, but, yeah,
the movers are coming
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Saturday week, though, no?
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- No. This Saturday.
- Hmm.
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It's in our shared calendar.
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Oh, I don't check that.
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I... I write everything down.
I like analogue.
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Would you prefer to move
to a different system?
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Uh... no.
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- I mean, do we need a system?
- Yeah, we do.
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If we are living together,
then, yeah, we do.
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- Right.
- Like, your dinner tonight.
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I like to know that stuff.
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Yeah, but you were meant to be
in Melbourne,
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so I'm not sure
of the rules then.
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- How does that work?
- What?
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You're being odd and a bit cold.
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No, I'm not. I just...
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I don't like another thing
in my phone
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that I have to, you know, check,
and then, plus,
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I thought I had a bit more time
before "the big move".
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Why are you doing quote fingers?
You've had 46 years, Gordon.
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- Just figure it out.
- Yeah.
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Also, cancel
your dinner tonight.
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They're dropping their buffs
on Survivor.
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I don't... We don't need another
toaster. I have a toaster.
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I am celiac.
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Gordon, I don't want
our crumbs touching.
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[Whines quizzically]
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Right.
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- Is this an indoor plant?
- Yeah.
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It feels very present,
doesn't it?
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Yeah.
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- Uh, Friday, dry.
- Mm.
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- Plus blood.
- Mmm.
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Saturday, loose.
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Sunday, loose.
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Uh, blood is back.
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Oh. Okay.
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Uh, Monday, absolutely nothing.
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Rough.
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[Phone buzzes]
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Tuesday, that's when
it starts to get interesting.
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Much more structure.
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Wednesday, "Wonderful"
is what I've written here.
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[Ashley exhales]
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Thursday, absolutely buggered.
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I didn't make it.
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Did you get all of that?
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I did. Yeah.
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[Phone buzzes]
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Well, sometimes, you know,
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uh, it can come and go a bit.
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[Mr. Walters] Mm.
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[Ashley exhales]
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Sorry.
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If you are seeing this video,
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I have been murdered.
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Don't weep for me.
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Organize...
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I'm so sorry, Mr. Walters.
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I have a family emergency,
so I-I've got to go.
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Well, it's all right.
I can wait.
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No, no, no. No.
Uh, you have to go.
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[Laughs awkwardly]
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Go! Yes. Take your shit.
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Get up. Go, mate.
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[Quirky music]
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Pam, I'm fine.
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Yes. False alarm.
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See you at yoga.
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Ohh.
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Oh, they've locked me out now
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for violating
community guidelines.
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What rot!
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I-I still don't understand
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what you were trying to do.
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- [Phone rings]
- Oh! Mario? Yep.
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We uploaded it by accident.
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Yep. Bye.
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Can you put your phone
on silent?
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- Donna hasn't called.
- Mm-hm.
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[Lynelle] Oh, darling!
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It was all for my followers.
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Lee and I thought
we'd give them a call to action
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in the event of my passing.
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You know,
just to keep the movement alive.
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There have been...
some recent death threats
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that have... come through
all of my groups.
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Sorry, why are you
getting death threats?
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Oh, well,
I'm a very prominent figure
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in the men's rights
movement, darling,
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and death threats
just come with the territory.
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Who's... who's threatening you?
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Well, there's WAM,
and there's WAWAWAM.
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What are you saying?
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WAM, Women Against Men, classic
femmos, don't like me, obvi.
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And now there's Women Against
Women Against Women Against Men,
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WA... WA... WAM.
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These are not our groups.
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I think they like it WAWAWAM.
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Okay, I'm not really sure
how they like it.
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They're very big girls, though.
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Ohh, but there's just
so many movements now.
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I mean, we've got KAWAM,
Kids Against Women Against Men.
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That's for our junior members.
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[Lynelle] But then
it just gets silly.
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There's PAPAP, People
Against People Against People,
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which doesn't even make sense.
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- No, that's poofters.
- You can't say poofters, Lee.
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Poofters Against People
Against People?
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No. Poofters Against People
Against Poofters.
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- [Lynelle] Oh, that's okay.
- Or is it pedos?
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Lee, what the fuck, man?
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[Lynelle] Everyone's
against pedos.
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We're against pedos.
Oh, God, I just...
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I need a cup of tea with
a white wine chaser.
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[Lee] There's just
so much outrage,
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and your mother is at
the very epicenter of it all.
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[Ashley] Sorry,
did someone actually say
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that they were going to
murder you?
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Yes.
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Look, here, I'll show you.
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Too close.
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Look, look, here.
"You're a fuckwit."
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Well, that's lovely, isn't it?
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"Go fuck a horse."
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Oh! That's a bit off topic.
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Here.
"You should kill yourself."
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That's not exactly a death
threat, though, is it, Mum?
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"You should kill yourself"
absolutely is.
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You should kill yourself.
They're not gonna to do it.
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Jesus Christ, you guys,
I canceled patients for this!
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[Lee] Oh. Daughters
Against Mothers Against...
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- Shut up. Can you shut up?
- Well, can I?
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Yes. Will I? No.
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Man of the house.
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[Lynelle] Risotto tonight?
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I've got some lovely pecorino
from the markets.
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Um... No, thanks, Mum.
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Why? What are you doing?
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I might be going to
hash things out with Gordon.
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[Lee] Oh-ho-ho-ho!
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I don't know. Maybe.
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[Lynelle] Oh, does David know?
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No, he doesn't.
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Please don't tell him.
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God, you're a loose one.
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- Still nothing from Donna.
- [Lee] No.
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Oh! She's actually liked it.
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- You're joking?
- [Lee] No.
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[Lynelle] Oh, my gosh.
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Bye.
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- [Lynelle] Oh.
- Love you.
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- [Lynelle] She did like it.
- Love you too.
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- [Lee] Strange.
- Donna Against Lynelle.
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[Quirky music]
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[Door opens]
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-[App pings] -[Door
closes] [Chelsea] I'm back!
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[Gordon] Hey!
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Hey!
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[Gordon] What...
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What, uh... What is this?
What's this?
253
00:09:11,074 --> 00:09:12,154
Well... [Grunts]
254
00:09:12,234 --> 00:09:13,354
[Exhales]
255
00:09:14,274 --> 00:09:16,194
You said you wanted
to go analogue.
256
00:09:16,274 --> 00:09:17,754
Does not get much simpler
than this.
257
00:09:17,834 --> 00:09:19,354
This isn't really
what I had in mind.
258
00:09:19,434 --> 00:09:21,954
Did you want to go back to
the calendar app on the phone?
259
00:09:22,034 --> 00:09:24,354
- No, not really.
- Oh, okay. So we'll do this.
260
00:09:24,434 --> 00:09:26,874
Yeah, but, Chels, what
if I forget to write it down?
261
00:09:26,954 --> 00:09:29,674
Like, what if I go for a run
and I don't write that down?
262
00:09:29,754 --> 00:09:31,794
Runs don't matter.
Plus, you don't run.
263
00:09:31,874 --> 00:09:33,834
- Yeah, but I could run.
- No, you couldn't.
264
00:09:33,914 --> 00:09:34,634
- Okay.
- What?
265
00:09:34,714 --> 00:09:36,234
So let me just
walk you through it.
266
00:09:36,314 --> 00:09:37,594
I think
our individual activities
267
00:09:37,674 --> 00:09:39,314
should be in a primary color.
268
00:09:39,394 --> 00:09:41,554
So you pick red or blue.
269
00:09:41,634 --> 00:09:43,194
I'll take whatever's left.
270
00:09:43,274 --> 00:09:44,474
And then for our
joint activities,
271
00:09:44,554 --> 00:09:45,594
we'll put them in purple
272
00:09:45,674 --> 00:09:47,194
because red and blue
make purple.
273
00:09:47,274 --> 00:09:48,354
This feels a bit much.
274
00:09:48,434 --> 00:09:49,594
It's actually not.
275
00:09:49,674 --> 00:09:51,194
You just pick red or blue.
276
00:09:51,274 --> 00:09:53,834
Yeah, but do you understand?
Like, red is such a big vibe.
277
00:09:53,914 --> 00:09:56,154
Like, if I pick red,
then I'm red.
278
00:09:56,234 --> 00:09:57,714
I'm the red guy. You know?
279
00:09:57,794 --> 00:10:00,554
And blue's entirely different.
Like, if I...
280
00:10:00,634 --> 00:10:02,794
But I can't pick it now
because I'm the red guy.
281
00:10:02,874 --> 00:10:05,714
Why was orange
discarded so quickly?
282
00:10:06,714 --> 00:10:08,434
- Why are you being so avoidant?
- I'm not being...
283
00:10:08,514 --> 00:10:09,634
Why are you being
so controlling?
284
00:10:09,714 --> 00:10:11,194
I'm not being controlling.
285
00:10:11,274 --> 00:10:12,594
I just want you to pick a color
286
00:10:12,674 --> 00:10:13,834
so that we can communicate
287
00:10:13,914 --> 00:10:16,794
our individual activities
and have an easy life.
288
00:10:17,754 --> 00:10:19,394
I don't understand your issue.
289
00:10:19,474 --> 00:10:20,594
I'm sorry,
I just don't understand
290
00:10:20,674 --> 00:10:22,394
why you want me to,
like, pick a color.
291
00:10:22,474 --> 00:10:23,954
Like, it's a...
It's a bit full-on.
292
00:10:24,034 --> 00:10:25,434
You haven't even seen full-on,
Gordon.
293
00:10:25,514 --> 00:10:28,554
I've done a lot of therapy to
stop you from seeing full-on.
294
00:10:28,634 --> 00:10:30,274
Sorry, I just didn't know
you were moving in today.
295
00:10:30,354 --> 00:10:31,594
I am not.
296
00:10:31,674 --> 00:10:34,194
- I just brought my monstera.
- What the fuck is that?
297
00:10:34,274 --> 00:10:35,394
- Oh. The plant.
- My plant, Gordon.
298
00:10:35,474 --> 00:10:36,394
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
299
00:10:36,474 --> 00:10:37,794
But, look,
I haven't flea-bombed yet,
300
00:10:37,874 --> 00:10:39,994
so it's, like, you can't move in
till I do that.
301
00:10:40,074 --> 00:10:43,194
Yeah, and I can't sleep on your
mattress because of my back.
302
00:10:43,274 --> 00:10:44,474
- You know that.
- Right, okay.
303
00:10:44,554 --> 00:10:46,514
So you're not moving in today?
So I can go out tonight?
304
00:10:46,594 --> 00:10:48,194
Where are you going?
305
00:10:48,274 --> 00:10:49,514
- It's... it's a work thing.
- [Gasps]
306
00:10:49,594 --> 00:10:51,194
Oh, come on,
I'm great at work things.
307
00:10:51,274 --> 00:10:53,914
It's... it's a dinner with Jared.
We're trying to close a deal.
308
00:10:53,994 --> 00:10:56,074
Oh, come...
Come on, I am the closer.
309
00:10:56,154 --> 00:10:57,154
Plus, Jared loves me.
310
00:10:57,234 --> 00:10:58,474
I know, but it's a set menu.
311
00:10:58,554 --> 00:11:00,834
It's one of those restaurants
and there's no substitutions.
312
00:11:00,914 --> 00:11:02,194
I already checked.
313
00:11:02,274 --> 00:11:03,914
And you're a celiac,
314
00:11:03,994 --> 00:11:06,154
so, you know, you'd have
to eat wheat, probably.
315
00:11:06,234 --> 00:11:07,194
Definitely.
316
00:11:07,274 --> 00:11:08,314
Sorry.
317
00:11:08,394 --> 00:11:10,194
[Sighs] That's okay.
318
00:11:10,274 --> 00:11:11,194
Um...
319
00:11:11,274 --> 00:11:12,994
Whatever. Just pick a color.
320
00:11:13,074 --> 00:11:14,194
- Blue. Hang on, red.
- Just...
321
00:11:14,274 --> 00:11:16,114
- Red.
- Great.
322
00:11:16,194 --> 00:11:17,874
I will be blue.
323
00:11:17,954 --> 00:11:19,954
Together, we are...
324
00:11:20,994 --> 00:11:22,274
Purple.
325
00:11:26,794 --> 00:11:28,434
Is there something
you wanna tell me?
326
00:11:28,514 --> 00:11:30,954
No. What do you... No.
327
00:11:31,034 --> 00:11:32,594
- Oh.
- What?
328
00:11:32,674 --> 00:11:34,194
Everything's good.
Come here, come here.
329
00:11:34,274 --> 00:11:36,714
No. It's fine, I'm good.
330
00:11:38,234 --> 00:11:39,194
[Gordon] Okay.
331
00:11:39,274 --> 00:11:41,154
[Chelsea sighs]
332
00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:42,634
Okay. What's today? Thursday.
333
00:11:42,714 --> 00:11:45,194
[Gordon] Uh, Thursday today,
I think. Let me check.
334
00:11:45,274 --> 00:11:47,034
[Chelsea] Put that here.
335
00:11:48,274 --> 00:11:49,434
Thursday.
336
00:11:49,514 --> 00:11:50,474
[Message whooshes]
337
00:11:50,554 --> 00:11:52,394
Okay, so you've got a dinner.
338
00:11:52,474 --> 00:11:54,514
- What? Okay.
- And then Survivor.
339
00:11:54,594 --> 00:11:56,354
- All right.
- Which you're missing.
340
00:11:56,434 --> 00:11:58,154
[Quirky percussive music]
341
00:11:58,234 --> 00:11:59,194
[Sighs]
342
00:11:59,274 --> 00:12:01,354
[Quirky music continues]
343
00:12:03,274 --> 00:12:04,474
[Door closes]
344
00:12:07,834 --> 00:12:09,394
Ooh!
345
00:12:09,474 --> 00:12:11,754
The sexy scent.
I remember that one.
346
00:12:12,634 --> 00:12:14,594
What are you doing here, James?
Get off my bed.
347
00:12:14,674 --> 00:12:16,554
I'm gonna hit the PlayStation
with Davey boy.
348
00:12:16,634 --> 00:12:19,114
Oh, really? That sounds sick.
349
00:12:19,914 --> 00:12:21,754
What's this I hear about you
seeing Gordon later?
350
00:12:21,834 --> 00:12:24,194
Oh, that's
none of your business.
351
00:12:24,274 --> 00:12:25,314
- [Chuckles]
- [James] Ooh.
352
00:12:25,394 --> 00:12:27,594
Playing with fire, sis.
353
00:12:27,674 --> 00:12:29,874
Excuse me?
354
00:12:29,954 --> 00:12:31,474
David's a good guy.
355
00:12:31,554 --> 00:12:33,354
I know he's a good guy.
356
00:12:33,434 --> 00:12:35,194
So treat him right.
357
00:12:35,274 --> 00:12:36,194
Are you kidd...
358
00:12:36,274 --> 00:12:37,554
[Groans]
359
00:12:37,634 --> 00:12:41,314
You know, just because you
jerked off into a turkey baster,
360
00:12:41,394 --> 00:12:42,674
that doesn't suddenly make you
361
00:12:42,754 --> 00:12:44,314
like a father figure
to all of us.
362
00:12:44,394 --> 00:12:45,514
You know that, right?
363
00:12:45,594 --> 00:12:47,314
It wasn't directly
into a turkey baster.
364
00:12:47,394 --> 00:12:48,594
That would be impossible.
365
00:12:48,674 --> 00:12:51,154
Well, if anyone could do it,
it would be you.
366
00:12:51,234 --> 00:12:53,194
Sorry, so why are you
seeing Gordon?
367
00:12:53,274 --> 00:12:54,674
Mm.
368
00:12:55,514 --> 00:12:57,914
I don't owe you that answer.
369
00:12:57,994 --> 00:13:00,314
Yeah, but do you know
why you're seeing him?
370
00:13:00,394 --> 00:13:02,554
Because we share a dog. Okay?
371
00:13:02,634 --> 00:13:05,194
Bit spruced up to
just talk about a dog.
372
00:13:05,274 --> 00:13:06,834
[David] Oi!
373
00:13:06,914 --> 00:13:07,714
Jimbotron!
374
00:13:07,794 --> 00:13:10,154
[James] Mr. Davidoff! [Laughs]
375
00:13:10,234 --> 00:13:12,194
- Oh, brother. How are ya?
- Good, man.
376
00:13:12,274 --> 00:13:13,594
- Let me go fire up the FIFA.
- Yeah.
377
00:13:13,674 --> 00:13:15,394
- I'm gonna spank you, son.
- Don't turn me on.
378
00:13:15,474 --> 00:13:17,194
- I'm gonna enjoy this.
- [James] Oh, stop it.
379
00:13:17,274 --> 00:13:18,514
Be good, Ashy.
380
00:13:18,594 --> 00:13:19,994
Yes.
381
00:13:21,914 --> 00:13:24,794
Ohh. Okay.
382
00:13:24,874 --> 00:13:26,554
You look fancy.
383
00:13:26,634 --> 00:13:28,914
I thought you said it was
a dog-friendly restaurant.
384
00:13:28,994 --> 00:13:30,194
It is. Yeah.
385
00:13:30,274 --> 00:13:31,594
And you're still welcome to come
386
00:13:31,674 --> 00:13:33,794
if you want to,
you know, dose up.
387
00:13:34,954 --> 00:13:36,194
I might, actually.
388
00:13:36,274 --> 00:13:37,554
Oh, really?
389
00:13:37,634 --> 00:13:39,114
Jokes.
390
00:13:39,194 --> 00:13:40,554
- [Laughs awkwardly]
- Classic.
391
00:13:40,634 --> 00:13:42,474
No, I love this for you, Begash.
392
00:13:42,554 --> 00:13:44,674
I've got to wake up
early tomorrow, anyway.
393
00:13:44,754 --> 00:13:47,514
Yeah, that's right. You do.
394
00:13:50,274 --> 00:13:52,194
Look at you.
395
00:13:52,274 --> 00:13:54,554
You look so pretty.
396
00:13:56,754 --> 00:13:59,034
- [David] Mmm.
- [Chuckles]
397
00:13:59,114 --> 00:14:00,754
- Mmm.
- Mmm.
398
00:14:01,594 --> 00:14:02,634
- Thank you.
- Mmm.
399
00:14:02,714 --> 00:14:05,194
Thanks for, um, you know,
being so cool.
400
00:14:05,274 --> 00:14:06,514
- Cool about it.
- Yeah.
401
00:14:06,594 --> 00:14:08,874
- That's me.
- [Chuckles]
402
00:14:08,954 --> 00:14:11,274
- Cool as a cuke.
- Yes, you are. [Chuckles]
403
00:14:11,354 --> 00:14:13,194
Just, uh...
Just come home to me, okay?
404
00:14:13,274 --> 00:14:14,194
[Ashley] Mm.
405
00:14:14,274 --> 00:14:15,554
And shower first, you know.
406
00:14:15,634 --> 00:14:17,194
Get the old dog off ya.
407
00:14:17,274 --> 00:14:18,394
What's that?
408
00:14:18,474 --> 00:14:20,834
- Colin.
- Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
409
00:14:20,914 --> 00:14:22,834
- 'Cause of the fur, you know.
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
410
00:14:22,914 --> 00:14:23,634
- Of course.
- Yeah.
411
00:14:23,714 --> 00:14:25,394
[Baby-talks]
I know, I know, I know.
412
00:14:25,474 --> 00:14:27,874
- Gotta be careful with me.
- Beautiful boy.
413
00:14:27,954 --> 00:14:29,194
Mwah. I'll see ya.
414
00:14:29,274 --> 00:14:30,874
- Have a good night.
- Love you.
415
00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:32,314
[Door closes]
416
00:14:32,394 --> 00:14:34,194
[Romantic piano music]
417
00:14:39,274 --> 00:14:40,474
Ash, Ash.
418
00:14:41,274 --> 00:14:42,754
[Chuckles]
419
00:14:42,834 --> 00:14:45,194
Here we go.
420
00:14:45,274 --> 00:14:46,714
[Ashley sighs] Hey.
421
00:14:46,794 --> 00:14:48,154
- How you doing?
- How you going?
422
00:14:48,234 --> 00:14:49,274
Good.
423
00:14:50,234 --> 00:14:51,194
Good. [Chuckles]
424
00:14:51,274 --> 00:14:52,394
- Great.
- Take a seat.
425
00:14:52,474 --> 00:14:54,194
[Chuckles] That was weird.
426
00:14:54,274 --> 00:14:55,194
[Laughs] Yeah.
427
00:14:55,274 --> 00:14:56,554
- Nice place.
- Yeah.
428
00:14:56,634 --> 00:14:58,114
Apparently great. Apparently.
429
00:14:59,194 --> 00:15:00,594
Pretty romantic.
430
00:15:00,674 --> 00:15:03,194
It is datier than
I meant for it to be, sorry.
431
00:15:03,274 --> 00:15:04,314
That's my bad.
432
00:15:04,394 --> 00:15:05,994
That's all right. [Chuckles]
433
00:15:06,074 --> 00:15:07,194
Here we are.
434
00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:09,194
I see your lovely date
has arrived.
435
00:15:09,274 --> 00:15:10,674
- Oh.
- Oh, not a date.
436
00:15:10,754 --> 00:15:11,474
[Gordon] Okay.
437
00:15:11,554 --> 00:15:14,194
Here is 2019 tempranillo
you ordered.
438
00:15:14,274 --> 00:15:15,194
Yes.
439
00:15:15,274 --> 00:15:17,434
I have placed it
in our traditional porron
440
00:15:17,514 --> 00:15:19,994
which produces
a very long stream
441
00:15:20,074 --> 00:15:22,474
which people like to try
to drink right out of.
442
00:15:22,554 --> 00:15:24,114
- Oh!
- Lots of fun.
443
00:15:24,194 --> 00:15:26,914
Will either of you like to try
to drink from the porron?
444
00:15:26,994 --> 00:15:29,874
- You also get 10% off your bill.
- [Ashley] Uh...
445
00:15:29,954 --> 00:15:30,954
[Gurgles]
446
00:15:31,034 --> 00:15:32,354
Oh! [Laughs nervously]
447
00:15:32,434 --> 00:15:33,394
I think we're good.
448
00:15:33,474 --> 00:15:34,834
- All good.
- Yeah, thank you.
449
00:15:34,914 --> 00:15:36,234
Now see it.
450
00:15:36,314 --> 00:15:38,114
Oh, great.
451
00:15:38,194 --> 00:15:39,274
All right.
452
00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:42,354
Wow.
453
00:15:42,434 --> 00:15:44,874
It flows beautifully.
454
00:15:47,274 --> 00:15:49,034
Aerating the grape.
455
00:15:49,114 --> 00:15:50,154
[Ashley] Mm-hm.
456
00:15:54,674 --> 00:15:56,194
But also
457
00:15:56,274 --> 00:15:57,834
giving the people...
458
00:15:57,914 --> 00:15:59,234
- Yeah.
- Mm-hm.
459
00:15:59,314 --> 00:16:02,954
..something... absolutely...
460
00:16:04,274 --> 00:16:05,434
..beautiful...
461
00:16:06,954 --> 00:16:07,954
..to admire.
462
00:16:08,034 --> 00:16:09,834
I'm gonna do a wee now.
463
00:16:11,274 --> 00:16:12,634
[Gordon] Righto.
464
00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:15,194
Thank you.
465
00:16:15,274 --> 00:16:16,354
Salud.
466
00:16:16,434 --> 00:16:17,754
[Smacks lips] Okay.
467
00:16:17,834 --> 00:16:19,114
- Old mate.
- Yeah.
468
00:16:20,274 --> 00:16:21,274
Uh...
469
00:16:21,354 --> 00:16:22,474
Here is to...
470
00:16:22,554 --> 00:16:23,994
- Receptive penile.
- Fuck off.
471
00:16:24,074 --> 00:16:25,114
[Chuckles]
472
00:16:27,274 --> 00:16:28,274
That is nice, yeah.
473
00:16:28,354 --> 00:16:29,354
- That's good.
- Yeah.
474
00:16:29,434 --> 00:16:30,354
That is good.
475
00:16:30,434 --> 00:16:32,114
So your birthday party was fun.
476
00:16:32,194 --> 00:16:33,954
Uh... yeah. Yeah.
477
00:16:34,034 --> 00:16:34,954
- Mmm.
- [Chuckles]
478
00:16:35,034 --> 00:16:36,274
Chelsea's impressive.
479
00:16:36,354 --> 00:16:38,114
She's an impressive woman.
480
00:16:38,194 --> 00:16:39,634
Very attractive too.
481
00:16:39,714 --> 00:16:41,874
Yeah. Well, David's a hottie.
Well done.
482
00:16:41,954 --> 00:16:43,394
Mmm. Thank you.
483
00:16:43,474 --> 00:16:45,194
I think we both upgraded.
Did we?
484
00:16:45,274 --> 00:16:47,274
- Yeah, we might have.
- [Laughs]
485
00:16:48,274 --> 00:16:49,434
Pan de la casa.
486
00:16:50,794 --> 00:16:51,794
Mm-hm.
487
00:16:53,474 --> 00:16:54,914
I can't actually believe
488
00:16:54,994 --> 00:16:57,594
that the "kiss you in six
minutes" move worked on her.
489
00:16:57,674 --> 00:17:00,434
Well, it's a... It's a classic.
490
00:17:00,514 --> 00:17:04,994
I must say, she acted like
she'd never heard of me.
491
00:17:05,074 --> 00:17:07,354
I mean, she might not have.
I don't know.
492
00:17:08,554 --> 00:17:10,274
You've never spoken
about me with her?
493
00:17:10,354 --> 00:17:11,674
Why would I?
494
00:17:12,594 --> 00:17:14,314
Uh, I don't know.
You proposed to me, Gordon.
495
00:17:14,394 --> 00:17:16,314
I thought that alone would
make me, I don't know,
496
00:17:16,394 --> 00:17:18,274
significant enough to
bring up at some stage.
497
00:17:18,354 --> 00:17:20,194
You said no.
Why would I tell her that?
498
00:17:20,274 --> 00:17:21,954
I didn't actually say no.
499
00:17:22,034 --> 00:17:23,954
You didn't actually say yes.
500
00:17:24,034 --> 00:17:25,874
I'm also your dog's mum.
501
00:17:25,954 --> 00:17:27,194
You were my dog's mum.
502
00:17:27,274 --> 00:17:28,514
- Wow.
- What?
503
00:17:28,594 --> 00:17:31,074
- So...
- Sorry. What?
504
00:17:31,154 --> 00:17:32,274
What am I doing here?
505
00:17:32,354 --> 00:17:33,514
Well, we're talking, aren't we?
506
00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:34,714
About what happened
the other night.
507
00:17:34,794 --> 00:17:36,314
- Yeah.
- Want to draw a line under it.
508
00:17:36,394 --> 00:17:37,914
Okay. How's that go?
509
00:17:37,994 --> 00:17:39,474
Okay. Um...
510
00:17:41,874 --> 00:17:43,234
Uh... Okay.
511
00:17:43,314 --> 00:17:44,714
Well, it's probably good
to acknowledge
512
00:17:44,794 --> 00:17:46,234
that we don't
work well together.
513
00:17:46,314 --> 00:17:47,554
Right. Don't we?
514
00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:50,594
Well, no. I mean, if...
We're not together.
515
00:17:50,674 --> 00:17:52,594
If we worked well together,
we would be together.
516
00:17:52,674 --> 00:17:53,554
Oh.
517
00:17:53,634 --> 00:17:55,034
I mean, isn't that right?
518
00:17:55,114 --> 00:17:57,074
Also, you seem pretty happy
with Hot Fish Man.
519
00:17:57,154 --> 00:18:00,114
His name's David, and he
doesn't always smell like that.
520
00:18:01,194 --> 00:18:02,194
- He doesn't always?
- No.
521
00:18:02,274 --> 00:18:03,354
That's good. That's good.
522
00:18:03,434 --> 00:18:06,194
He's actually
a very beautiful person.
523
00:18:06,274 --> 00:18:11,394
He's stable, he's steady,
and I'm really lucky, actually.
524
00:18:11,474 --> 00:18:13,874
Stable and steady. Wow.
525
00:18:13,954 --> 00:18:15,954
- Don't be mean.
- I'm not being mean.
526
00:18:16,034 --> 00:18:17,954
I just didn't know
those were qualities
527
00:18:18,034 --> 00:18:19,474
that you held up as, uh...
528
00:18:19,554 --> 00:18:20,954
- [Ashley] Mm.
- You know, whatever.
529
00:18:21,034 --> 00:18:21,754
- They are.
- Are they?
530
00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:23,434
- Yeah, they are. Yeah.
- Right.
531
00:18:23,514 --> 00:18:27,354
And I wasn't that, I guess?
I'm... I'm not that?
532
00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:30,434
You proposed to me drunk,
out of nowhere,
533
00:18:30,514 --> 00:18:32,154
at my best friend's wedding.
534
00:18:32,234 --> 00:18:34,074
I was being spontaneous.
535
00:18:34,154 --> 00:18:36,914
You didn't talk to my mum,
you didn't ask my dad.
536
00:18:36,994 --> 00:18:39,194
I... I never met your dad.
Doesn't he live on a boat?
537
00:18:39,274 --> 00:18:41,954
You didn't have a ring. It was
just... It was embarrassing.
538
00:18:42,034 --> 00:18:44,194
I still don't understand
why you got so hung up
539
00:18:44,274 --> 00:18:45,474
on the little details, Ash.
540
00:18:45,554 --> 00:18:48,074
Because it's a proposal, Gordon.
541
00:18:48,154 --> 00:18:49,314
You might only get one of those.
542
00:18:49,394 --> 00:18:51,234
The little details
are everything.
543
00:18:51,314 --> 00:18:52,954
Yeah, well, I got swept up.
Won't happen again.
544
00:18:53,034 --> 00:18:55,154
No, it certainly won't.
Not with Chelsea.
545
00:18:55,954 --> 00:19:00,194
She'll micromanage the shit
out of your proposal.
546
00:19:00,274 --> 00:19:01,194
Will she?
547
00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:03,194
Yeah, she's a ring picker.
548
00:19:03,274 --> 00:19:06,194
She'll have her nails done,
camera set up, the whole thing.
549
00:19:06,274 --> 00:19:07,674
Okay. And how do you know
anything about her?
550
00:19:07,754 --> 00:19:10,154
Honestly, just meeting her.
551
00:19:10,234 --> 00:19:12,034
- Huh.
- And her Instagram.
552
00:19:12,114 --> 00:19:13,194
Right.
553
00:19:13,274 --> 00:19:14,874
Why are you stalking her
on Instagram?
554
00:19:14,954 --> 00:19:19,434
I'm not stalk... Also, I saw you
do Colin's voice thing with her.
555
00:19:19,514 --> 00:19:21,914
Like, that was messed up, bro.
556
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:25,194
The Paul McCartney thing?
That was our thing.
557
00:19:25,274 --> 00:19:27,154
Well, his voice
is his voice, Ash.
558
00:19:27,234 --> 00:19:29,954
He doesn't get a new voice every
time I get a new girlfriend.
559
00:19:30,034 --> 00:19:30,954
- Sorry.
- Okay.
560
00:19:31,034 --> 00:19:32,434
Well, it was gross to see.
561
00:19:32,514 --> 00:19:33,674
What do you care?
562
00:19:33,754 --> 00:19:35,234
I mean, you never even told me
563
00:19:35,314 --> 00:19:37,714
you were back in town
to see him again.
564
00:19:37,794 --> 00:19:40,074
- Mmm.
- Did you? So he is my dog now.
565
00:19:41,274 --> 00:19:42,474
Right. Oh.
566
00:19:42,554 --> 00:19:44,634
[Romantic piano music continues]
567
00:19:53,274 --> 00:19:56,074
- [Arlo] For you, sir.
- Go on. Thank you.
568
00:19:56,154 --> 00:19:57,594
[Ashley sighs]
569
00:19:58,434 --> 00:20:00,314
Would you like to
take a picture?
570
00:20:00,394 --> 00:20:02,354
- Of you?
- Yeah.
571
00:20:02,434 --> 00:20:04,074
Now would be the time.
572
00:20:06,154 --> 00:20:07,194
No, thanks.
573
00:20:07,274 --> 00:20:08,994
No. No, I'm good.
574
00:20:10,434 --> 00:20:11,634
[Arlo] Are you ready to order?
575
00:20:11,714 --> 00:20:13,674
Uh, we'll just be
another minute.
576
00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:15,194
- As you wish.
- Thank you.
577
00:20:21,234 --> 00:20:22,914
What happened, Ash?
578
00:20:22,994 --> 00:20:24,154
What... what happened?
579
00:20:24,234 --> 00:20:25,834
I don't know, Gordon.
580
00:20:25,914 --> 00:20:27,114
Try to know.
581
00:20:28,434 --> 00:20:30,634
Ohh, I think when you proposed,
582
00:20:30,714 --> 00:20:33,034
something just broke
and we couldn't get it back.
583
00:20:33,114 --> 00:20:35,754
And then I got put on placement
in Warrnambool.
584
00:20:35,834 --> 00:20:38,154
Regional was always gonna
happen, you knew that.
585
00:20:38,234 --> 00:20:39,194
Right.
586
00:20:39,274 --> 00:20:40,834
But why did it break, though?
587
00:20:40,914 --> 00:20:43,714
Why... why didn't we
just regroup?
588
00:20:44,754 --> 00:20:46,914
'Cause we're not
a football team, Gordon.
589
00:20:46,994 --> 00:20:50,194
And I just felt
so put on the spot like that
590
00:20:50,274 --> 00:20:51,434
in front of everyone.
591
00:20:51,514 --> 00:20:53,034
I just didn't know
who you were anymore.
592
00:20:53,114 --> 00:20:56,794
Like, it just felt too crazy
or something.
593
00:20:56,874 --> 00:20:58,074
Too crazy?
594
00:20:58,154 --> 00:21:00,594
We met when you flashed your
nipple at me on the street.
595
00:21:00,674 --> 00:21:02,394
I would have called it on brand,
actually.
596
00:21:02,474 --> 00:21:05,474
No, that was different. That
was just an impulsive moment.
597
00:21:05,554 --> 00:21:07,194
That's not real life.
598
00:21:07,274 --> 00:21:08,434
Right.
599
00:21:08,514 --> 00:21:11,194
Okay, so... so that's why
stable and steady.
600
00:21:11,274 --> 00:21:15,194
What, you've done the same.
Chelsea's very sensible.
601
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:16,674
- She knows what she wants.
- Mmm.
602
00:21:16,754 --> 00:21:18,194
Yeah, and she's
fully committed to me.
603
00:21:18,274 --> 00:21:21,074
Which is great, 'cause it means
I won't be humiliated again.
604
00:21:21,154 --> 00:21:23,074
I was also humiliated, Gordon.
605
00:21:23,874 --> 00:21:25,474
- Not as much as me, Ash.
- Oh, fuckin'...
606
00:21:25,554 --> 00:21:27,354
- No way.
- ..men.
607
00:21:27,434 --> 00:21:29,274
Men and humiliation.
608
00:21:29,354 --> 00:21:32,194
Do you know that
a man's biggest fear
609
00:21:32,274 --> 00:21:34,194
is being humiliated by a woman?
610
00:21:34,274 --> 00:21:35,194
- I get it.
- Yeah.
611
00:21:35,274 --> 00:21:36,954
- Do you know what a woman's is?
- What?
612
00:21:37,034 --> 00:21:38,194
Being killed by a man.
613
00:21:38,274 --> 00:21:39,394
Fuckin' hell.
That escalated quickly.
614
00:21:39,474 --> 00:21:40,674
Well, it's true.
615
00:21:41,474 --> 00:21:43,394
I'm not trying to kill you,
Ash. I'm just trying...
616
00:21:43,474 --> 00:21:45,194
- But you could.
- I'm not trying to kill you.
617
00:21:45,274 --> 00:21:47,194
I'm just telling you
that Chelsea is all in.
618
00:21:47,274 --> 00:21:48,674
And she's moving
her stuff in today.
619
00:21:48,754 --> 00:21:51,874
Mmm. Well, that's that, then.
620
00:21:52,754 --> 00:21:55,074
Yeah, of course it is. I mean,
David already lives with you.
621
00:21:55,154 --> 00:21:57,114
I'm not doing anything
you haven't already done.
622
00:21:58,274 --> 00:21:59,514
Sure.
623
00:22:05,154 --> 00:22:06,154
Honestly...
624
00:22:08,434 --> 00:22:10,274
..I always thought
we'd end up together.
625
00:22:11,234 --> 00:22:14,554
I held on to that for
a really long time. And, uh...
626
00:22:16,634 --> 00:22:18,074
But you didn't even
get in touch with me
627
00:22:18,154 --> 00:22:19,474
to tell me you were back
in Sydney.
628
00:22:19,554 --> 00:22:21,474
So you clearly
don't think of me ever.
629
00:22:22,274 --> 00:22:25,834
That's not true. Actually,
I do think about you.
630
00:22:30,434 --> 00:22:32,754
Is that why you were at
the brewery the other night,
631
00:22:32,834 --> 00:22:34,074
parked in the car?
632
00:22:35,074 --> 00:22:36,274
I know it was you.
633
00:22:36,354 --> 00:22:38,714
Fine, it was...
Yeah. Yeah, that was me.
634
00:22:39,514 --> 00:22:40,634
Why did you lie to me?
635
00:22:40,714 --> 00:22:42,394
Uh, 'cause it's embarrassing,
Gordon.
636
00:22:42,474 --> 00:22:44,434
'Cause I was hiding
in my fucking car.
637
00:22:44,514 --> 00:22:45,914
Why... why were you there?
638
00:22:45,994 --> 00:22:47,194
Because I'm me.
639
00:22:47,274 --> 00:22:49,034
'Cause I'm a weirdo.
640
00:22:49,114 --> 00:22:51,194
And I maybe wanted to see
what you were up to.
641
00:22:51,274 --> 00:22:54,234
Because I do think about you.
Because you were on my mind.
642
00:22:54,314 --> 00:22:55,434
Well, I think about you too.
643
00:22:55,514 --> 00:22:58,194
But I was so broken
after you left.
644
00:22:58,274 --> 00:23:00,754
I don't think I've ever been
that fucked up.
645
00:23:01,594 --> 00:23:03,554
Well, you'd also
just buried your dad.
646
00:23:03,634 --> 00:23:05,114
Not personally, but, yeah.
647
00:23:05,194 --> 00:23:06,474
No, I'm just...
648
00:23:06,554 --> 00:23:08,914
I'm saying that it's not all me.
649
00:23:08,994 --> 00:23:11,834
You can't say that I, like,
ruined you or something.
650
00:23:11,914 --> 00:23:13,114
You kinda did, though.
651
00:23:13,194 --> 00:23:14,994
No, no. I'm not wearing that.
652
00:23:15,074 --> 00:23:16,114
That's not...
653
00:23:16,194 --> 00:23:18,594
I can't break a man that badly.
654
00:23:19,514 --> 00:23:21,474
Yes, you can, Ash.
655
00:23:21,554 --> 00:23:23,514
Because you're
an amazing person.
656
00:23:23,594 --> 00:23:25,554
Because I liked being with you.
657
00:23:27,234 --> 00:23:28,234
And yes, my dad died
658
00:23:28,314 --> 00:23:30,034
and I gambled away
most of my inheritance.
659
00:23:30,114 --> 00:23:31,194
Oh, fuckin' hell!
660
00:23:31,274 --> 00:23:33,514
But my heart fully broke.
661
00:23:33,594 --> 00:23:35,514
And that's never
happened before.
662
00:23:37,234 --> 00:23:38,634
[Sighs] Okay.
663
00:23:40,274 --> 00:23:41,834
I'm very sorry.
664
00:23:43,994 --> 00:23:45,154
I am.
665
00:23:46,514 --> 00:23:50,634
It's all good. You know,
I got better. I am better.
666
00:23:53,874 --> 00:23:55,994
And what do we do now?
667
00:23:57,274 --> 00:23:58,954
Did we draw the line?
668
00:24:01,234 --> 00:24:02,194
I don't know.
669
00:24:02,274 --> 00:24:04,034
[Romantic music continues]
670
00:24:07,114 --> 00:24:08,674
Does David know you're here?
671
00:24:08,754 --> 00:24:12,554
Yeah, but he thinks
it's kind of like a dog hang.
672
00:24:12,634 --> 00:24:14,314
[Romantic piano music stops]
673
00:24:14,394 --> 00:24:16,154
Does Chelsea know?
674
00:24:17,234 --> 00:24:18,354
No.
675
00:24:25,314 --> 00:24:26,914
What are we doing?
676
00:24:28,114 --> 00:24:29,194
I don't know.
677
00:24:29,274 --> 00:24:31,194
[Uplifting music]
678
00:24:31,274 --> 00:24:32,554
[Ashley moans]
679
00:24:33,874 --> 00:24:35,274
[Gordon moans]
680
00:24:36,394 --> 00:24:39,074
[Ashley and Gordon moan]
681
00:24:41,914 --> 00:24:45,074
# Sitting in the lobby
of a city hotel #
682
00:24:45,154 --> 00:24:49,394
# Drinking like fishes
on the river to hell #
683
00:24:51,714 --> 00:24:54,154
# Devil's in my mouth
telling primitive jokes #
684
00:24:54,234 --> 00:24:58,714
# While the angel's out looking
for a packet of smokes #
685
00:25:01,394 --> 00:25:03,994
# You look into my eyes #
686
00:25:04,074 --> 00:25:08,354
# And you don't look away
the way you should #
687
00:25:08,434 --> 00:25:10,034
# I would #
688
00:25:10,114 --> 00:25:12,194
# I would if I could #
689
00:25:12,274 --> 00:25:13,954
# Oh, believe me I would #
690
00:25:14,034 --> 00:25:15,554
# But I gotta go home #
691
00:25:15,634 --> 00:25:18,954
# I want a home to go to #
692
00:25:19,994 --> 00:25:22,874
# So I'm sorry
that I can't be... #
693
00:25:22,954 --> 00:25:23,954
[Sighs]
# The one #
694
00:25:26,274 --> 00:25:28,154
# I'm so sorry #
695
00:25:28,234 --> 00:25:31,474
# That I can't be the one #
696
00:25:36,074 --> 00:25:39,554
# So it's best I don't say
I wanna tear off your clothes #
697
00:25:39,634 --> 00:25:44,634
# And tear off my own
and let you know me #
698
00:25:46,194 --> 00:25:48,194
# Instead I nod my head #
699
00:25:48,274 --> 00:25:49,754
# I watch your mouth #
700
00:25:49,834 --> 00:25:50,714
# I smile #
701
00:25:50,794 --> 00:25:53,954
# But I don't say a thing #
702
00:25:55,794 --> 00:25:58,674
# You look into my eyes #
703
00:25:58,754 --> 00:26:04,394
# You seem to see the woman
that I hoped to be #
704
00:26:04,474 --> 00:26:06,354
# I wanna go home #
705
00:26:06,434 --> 00:26:08,394
# I gotta go home #
706
00:26:08,474 --> 00:26:10,194
# Help me get home #
707
00:26:10,274 --> 00:26:13,234
# I need a home to go to #
708
00:26:14,114 --> 00:26:19,194
# So I'm sorry
that I can't be the one #
709
00:26:20,634 --> 00:26:26,274
# I'm so sorry
that I can't be the one #
710
00:26:26,354 --> 00:26:29,914
# To give you hope #
711
00:26:29,994 --> 00:26:33,074
# To show you love #
712
00:26:33,154 --> 00:26:36,274
# To let you know #
713
00:26:36,354 --> 00:26:39,434
# To let you love me #
714
00:26:39,514 --> 00:26:42,994
# The way you want to #
715
00:26:43,074 --> 00:26:46,194
# In the next life #
716
00:26:46,274 --> 00:26:49,354
# In the next
life #
717
00:26:49,434 --> 00:26:51,714
# Look me up #
718
00:26:53,034 --> 00:26:55,314
[Ethereal vocalizing]
719
00:27:16,034 --> 00:27:19,074
# Holy winds blew in
when I met you #
720
00:27:19,154 --> 00:27:23,794
# And all my inner bells
began to ring... #
721
00:27:25,274 --> 00:27:26,354
[Sleepily]
There's my little friend.
722
00:27:26,434 --> 00:27:28,354
# What I would not give
to just pretend... #
723
00:27:28,434 --> 00:27:29,554
[David] Mm.
724
00:27:29,634 --> 00:27:33,274
# This would not ruin
everything... #
725
00:27:34,274 --> 00:27:35,274
I missed you.
726
00:27:35,354 --> 00:27:36,394
# I'm so sorry #
727
00:27:36,474 --> 00:27:39,714
# That I can't be the one #
728
00:27:41,034 --> 00:27:43,114
# I'm so sorry #
729
00:27:43,194 --> 00:27:46,874
# That I can't be the one #
730
00:27:46,954 --> 00:27:50,114
# To take you home #
731
00:27:50,194 --> 00:27:53,194
# To show you love #
732
00:27:53,274 --> 00:27:56,554
# To make you whole #
733
00:27:56,634 --> 00:27:59,554
# To let you love me #
734
00:27:59,634 --> 00:28:02,834
# The way you want to #
735
00:28:02,914 --> 00:28:06,274
# In the next life #
736
00:28:06,354 --> 00:28:09,194
# In the next
life #
737
00:28:10,194 --> 00:28:12,594
# Look me up #
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