All language subtitles for Boardwalk.Winter.2025.eng

Yeah, I couldn't
sleep in either.

I made you a bagel
with cream cheese.

You know, I was
struggling with something.

I gotta get out there, you know?

I mean, it's not healthy to
be up in my room all day.

Rest and relaxation
is a good thing,

it's why I moved here.

But a girl can only
take so much isolation.

But if I go out
there and I stumble,

which I know I will, and no
one's there to pick me up,

I just wonder,

will it all even be worth it?

I guess what I'm asking you is,

should I go for a run?

♪ You're my lady, lady, lady ♪

♪ And I can never hurt you ♪

♪ You are my baby, baby, baby ♪

So, Guinevere, how's
your new winter hangout?

Actually, it's Fern now.

Okay, Fern it is.

♪ She is a blessing from above ♪

Sometimes if I stare
too long into one

of my client's bald spots-
- When I die,

I want you to bury me

in the creepiest
graveyard you can find.

Okay, Fern is much
darker than Guinevere-

Next to an old tree
with a gaping hole

where throngs of bats live.

You got up early
again, didn't you?

I want the gravedigger to
leave a mound of dirty over me

with no grass, and put
the gravestone in crooked.

And the stone should already
have a crack spidering in

from the corner.

That's very vivid.

I want everyone who
visits to be terrified

that I might reach up out of
the dirt and grab their ankles.

You are taking notes, right?

Oh, yeah, even
when you're dead,

you want to be able
to grab ankles.

Exactly.

You looked great out there.

Come back anytime.

Oh, thank you, thank you.

You were a wonderful audience.

The sweater's a nice touch,
sundress for all seasons.

So I rented out my half bath.

What?

To a professional
gamer, mm-hmm.

Do you want to meet him?

Immediately.

You're journaling?

Well, [sighs] I
figure the only child

of deceased parents ought
to leave some sort of record

of her existence behind.

Come on.

I'm in the sniper's nest.

Head shot, let's go.

Is he taking a [whispers]?

No, no, no, no,
his pants are up.

Yeah, I'll introduce
you, [knocks] hello.

Howdy, Fern.

This is my best
friend, Tiffany.

When did you get friends?

And you are?

The Spec Ops Tea Bag.

I'm sorry, what?

See, whenever he kills
one of his little opponents,

how likes to make
his character squat

on top of the enemy's
carcass over and over again.

I've seen him do
it, he's talented.

The best.

Oof, yikes.

It's a statement, it says
not only can I kill you,

but I have time to
humiliate you, too.

Dark.

What's your actual name?

Skip.

Skip,
that's a puppy's name.

Rude, Tiff.

I'm sorry, but your murdering

and humping isn't
very puppy-like?

It's not puppy-like at all.

So why play games
in a bathroom?

Air strike on the team.

Solitude, for one.

And dedication.

He gets all his food delivered

and literally never leaves.

So this is what
you live for, Skip,

virtual tea bagging
day and night?

The career of a professional
gamer peaks at a young age

and steeply declines
as reflexes fail.

I could wake up as an
old man without notice.

An old man named Skip.

That'll be a sad day indeed.

Well, we better go, I promised

I'd only say hi once per day,

and we just did
way more than hi.

Aw, how lonely.

Well, see you later
then, Skippy tea boy.

Yeah, I'll be here.

Fern, close the
chamber to my war room.

Dude, you're gonna blame it
on your internet connection?

Tell your mom to switch out
the dial up in the basement.

I am not a salesman, I.

Okay, well, I am a salesman,
but I'm not here soliciting.

I'm here to see-

Not Fern, I will not allow it.

Fern?

Don't worry, Mrs. Kellogg,
Eric is Tiffany's boyfriend.

Oh, well, that's
all right, then.

- Hey.
- Hey.

He has corporate pimp vibes,

like he would sell
anything to anyone.

Like he would sell
marbles to a toddler,

like he would sell fentanyl

to a

person.

You need someone more wholesome.

I'll be sure to
set my sights higher

than a corporate pimp.

Good, all right, I am going
to smother my

with pancakes
smothered in chocolate.

Yum.

Y'all are welcome to
join me across the street,

even the shill.

I'm-

I'd love to, Mrs. Kellogg,

but unfortunately I have
a doctor's appointment.

Ah, well, that's
the next best thing

to a junk food
breakfast.

Absolutely.

Yeah.

Shill?

You know what, lady, you're a-

It's too hard.

Yeah, yeah, Fern's a
little more aggressive

than Guinevere,
let's get you up.

Ready to go?

You keep this
one out of trouble.

I'll let you know if the
doctor says anything.

You sure, what if
he finally gives you-

It's been nothing
since the diagnosis,

and just test after test.

I'll be fine, promise.

I'll call you later.

Okay, bye, shill.

Hey, Dr. Swayze.

So what's the verdict?

It's Schwazer, actually.

You know, Swayze is fine.

I know, I'm just a
big "Point Break" fan.

Yeah, not "Dirty Dancing"?

No, I need some surf, sand,
sun and Keanu with my Swayze.

Looks like you get a bit of sun.

Yes, yes, I do, I-
I have always felt

that the sun can unlock
incredible healing powers in us.

I mean- I mean,
it can contribute

to your overall better health.

Well, the tan looks great,

and it really makes
your lab coat pop.

Yeah, well,

thank you.

So we have your
test results back,

and there will be no need for
further tests at this time.

The diagnosis is still accurate,

and right now we have
a prognosis of sorts.

A prognosis of sorts?

Oh, you've been hard
at work there, doc.

I am not good at this.

It's okay, Dr. Schwazer.

I- I know you're
just the messenger,

and I know the tests
won't sure that I'm cured,

so you can just be
straight with me.

I can handle it.

Well, you're right, you're
not cured, and right now,

unfortunately, healing
isn't an option,

only limited treatment
to help prolong life.

Sheesh, doc.

You couldn't have put
on a red clown nose

or something to break
the news little easier?

Well, I told you
I'm not good at this.

But we do offer excellent
consultation here,

you can-
- It's,

it's okay, I'm just
teasing, doc.

You, [sighs] you did great.

Yeah, you have a tough job.

So,

how long do I have?

Well, there really is no
way of knowing for sure, it's,

the case like yours, it could
be years, it could be months.

There's just no way
of knowing for sure.

But I should
prepare for the worst.

Look, I know this
is gonna sound cliche,

but a patient's outlook,

their- their fight, that
can really determine a lot.

I guess it's too late for me

to just go get
some more sun, huh?

Well, I want you
to remember this.

When we're- when we're
talking about outlook,

it's important not
to lose perspective.

Keep setting goals for
yourself, longterm goals,

as if I never delivered
this news today.

♪ Always be humble and kind ♪

♪ Don't let the hatred
consume your mind ♪

♪ I know it can
be hard to find ♪

♪ All the love deep inside ♪

♪ And though we're living
in some crazy times ♪

♪ In all the darkness,
you can be the light ♪

♪ Focus on a good in your life ♪

♪ And always be humble ♪

So he basically said it's up

to you how much longer you have?

I guess modern
medicine has yet

to reach the capability
of willpower.

No, he should give
you better advice.

I don't know, he seemed pretty
wise and adorably nervous,

with an oddly perfect tan.

Okay, are you gonna marry the
guy or get his medical help?

He said to set longterm goals.

He doesn't know how
much longer you have.

You know what,
I'm gonna do it.

No, no, no.

No, who are you calling?

My boss, shh.

Hey, [laughs] do
you have a minute?

Oh, [laughs] okay, good,
'cause I don't have many left.

No, literally, I'm dying.

No, no, it's not a
joke, death is no joke.

Well, I- I guess I have
joked about death before.

Really, [laughs] often, well,

this time it's for real,
and we need to talk.

So I know you said that
I needed experience

and leadership skills
before I would be eligible

for a promotion, but I disagree.

No, no, no, no, no,
I'm being assertive,

which is an ideal
quality in a leader,

and I need the promotion
now because I'm dying.

What do you mean this isn't
the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

You're the one
being inappropriate.

You know what, fine,

if that's how you really
feel, then I quit.

No, I'm not gonna give you a
two weeks' notice, I'm dying.

Well, there goes
that longterm goal.

Okay, that was more
of a kamikaze demand.

You need to bring
back Guinevere.

She was way less impulsive.

And boring.

Fine, I gotta pee, don't
wander off with a stranger,

unless he's super hot,
then just text me.

Sure.

Don't say hi to Skip, unless
you think he's super hot.

Ha.

What are you,
some sort of addict?

What are you, some
sort of stalker?

Yes.

I always said the best kind

of stalkers come in sundresses.

That's a solid observation.

So, what's up, sundress?

You still didn't
answer my question.

I'm an addict
when the surf is up,

and low tide hits
twice during daylight.

Three times if
the moon is full?

I think that's
more for fishing.

Yes, please,
take me seriously.

Hey, can you teach me?

To fish?

Gross, no, to surf.

I don't know, surfing
takes a lifetime to learn.

Well, I've gotta
spend it on something.

All right, I'll teach you.

Lay down on your stomach like
you're about to do a pushup.

Should I change
into something, or?

If you could pop
up in a sundress,

you'll have no
problem out there.

Really?

No, [laughs] no, it's-
it's extremely difficult.

Come on.

Okay.

Get down, do your
best girly pushup.

Rude.

Okay, then give
me your best pushup.

Stop, right there, perfect,
hold that position.

I admit, I don't
exercise much.

Okay, next you're gonna bring

your left foot to your chest.

So you're a surfer now.

Oh, no, I have absolutely
no knack for this.

That's not true, her
girly pushups are perfect.

I can imagine.

Thanks.

Well, I guess I'll
see you around,

unless you enter surfer's rehab.

Don't count on it,
see you, sundress.

Sundress.

It's official,
I'm on my way out,

and apparently I get to
choose how long I stay.

I suppose that's always
sort of our own choice,

but now I kind of feel like I do

when I'm checking
my email at work

and I get a meeting invite.

I'm ready to accept it,

but I should probably
wait a little bit

so no one thinks I'm anxious.

I just gotta find something
else worth being anxious over.

This is a pretty half-baked
bucket list adventure, Tiffany.

Hey, no, this
place is adorable,

and I deserve some extra points

because it's in your
new neighborhood.

I just thought we'd do
something more death-defying.

Golf is very therapeutic.

It's good for your
mind and your soul.

What do you know about a soul?

Well, actually, I've
been reading this book

on business leadership, and it-

Let's just, let's
make some memories

before we throw
ourselves out of a plane.

I want to throw
myself out of a plane.

I want the- the adventure
and the recklessness.

My journal depends on it.

Okay, let's just
give it a try,

because look how
cute the monkey is.

Technically, that's an
ape, doesn't have a tail,

but he's this big-
- Okay, babe, yeah, yeah,

quiet time, five minutes, okay?

Let's go to the next hole.

Yeah.

Actually, maybe it's
best if I go first.

Go ahead.

Okay, ready?

Bounce.

Okay.

You made it over the hill.

Yeah, I wanted it
to go right there.

Straight down just a
little bit, right there.

You know what, why
don't you just, here.

♪ What is this mental space ♪

- That was-
- That was great, wasn't it?

That was great,

that was a shot.
- It was pretty great.

Fern, actually, if you, so,
like, you're being, shoulder-

♪ Me too, we escape ♪

Yeah, let's give her space,

okay, every player's-
- Hey, yeah, no,

no, no, yeah.
- A little different.

Yeah, yeah.

- That one was-
- Oh, that was pretty good.

♪ Inspiration to create ♪

♪ But if they want to hate ♪

♪ I won't give faith ♪

♪ All the love we made ♪

Looking
good, looking good.

Okay, close, right?

♪ Hello, faith ♪

Nice, nice, nice.

Great!

Let's keep the voice down.

Remember when I bought
that green jacket?

- Yes.
- Yeah-

I didn't like it.

It was gonna match my eyes.

♪ Hello, faith ♪

♪ Hello ♪

Are you coming?

Yeah.

I'm like a wildebeest.

♪ Elevate ♪

Oh, if that goes in.

♪ Watch this place ♪

♪ How could I be ♪

♪ Whatever you see ♪

♪ Why do you want to bother me ♪

Okay, your falter
is a little bit off,

but if you just adjust
your grip there-

Look, this has been fun, Tiff,

but it still feels
a little empty.

I mean, I just don't
know what to write about.

Well, maybe this entry
can be about friendship

and- and animals and cuteness.

And your technique
really has improved.

I mean, if you
keep working at it,

I think you'd be ready for-

What, the pirate
place across the street?

Well, no, that- that's
a very different strategy,

and you're not close to that,

but if you keep working
at it, I think we can-

Look, guys, I appreciate it,

but my problems aren't
gonna be fixed by tiny golf.

Mini golf-

Okay, wait, I wasn't trying
to solve your problems.

I just thought we wanted to
have a little bit of fun.

Well, then there's
the haunted house

that's next to the
body piercing shop,

and there's an old time-y
photo studio right next to it.

I mean, we could have
a spring break themed

going away party-

Fern, I just, I thought
this plan would be fun

and different, and-
- Look, I'm,

I'm not mad at you, okay?

I- I just, [cries] I
just need to go home.

- I gotta-
- Go.

Okay.

Rhinos.

Naked unicorn.

I don't know
what swept me up,

but I was in a fog.

♪ Swimming in the
deep, deep water ♪

♪ Try to navigate ♪

♪ Throw myself in the fire ♪

♪ Come out unscathed,
surrounded by ♪

Of course
I went with him.

He was cute and
I was vulnerable.

♪ I don't need their praise ♪

♪ You know no weapon formed ♪

I have no idea
what the pastor said

or what vows were made, but
everything became clear to me.

I felt like I did as a little
girl playing "wedding day"

with my friends.

It was so

pure.

No, I didn't go
home with the guy.

He was from out of town
and he didn't push it.

He was a gentleman.

But now I know what to
put on my bucket list.

♪ Swimming in the
deep, deep water ♪

Just one item.

Get married.

♪ Throw myself in the fire ♪

Just a quick catnap
and back at it.

Sorry, Lucas, I had to step
away from the controller.

Had to find my wallet
to pay your mom.

Good morning, Skip.

You know, I was thinking

about what you were
saying the other day,

about wasting your youth
and getting old, and I-

I said that?

I'm sorry, did you say catnap?

Are- are you trying
not to sleep?

There is no try, only do.

So, yeah, I guess I
failed there for a minute.

Skip, that's insane.

Are there even people on at
this time for you to- to battle?

I gotta be the best, so I
can't sleep like the rest.

Maybe we should get some of
those electric paddle things

in case your heart gives out.

A defibrillator?

So you two know each other.

You were saying something
about getting old?

Mm-hmm, I decided
I'm gonna get married

before it's too late.

Congratulations,
when's the date?

I need to find a fiance first.

That is recommended, yeah.

What are you
doing next weekend?

I can only marry a woman

who could best me at
a game of my choice.

Mm, picky, picky, picky Skip.

Yeah, we all have standards.

Absolutely, here,
you want bacon?

Always, hit me, ah.

Did you microwave it?

You're a trash person.

Yeah, I'm the trash person.

Hey.

I have been begging you
to find a man for years,

Mrs. Powerful career woman

who never needed a
man to complete her.

No, you haven't, and
I don't sound like that.

Yes, I have, I
only stopped begging

'cause I knew it'd be futile.

I had no idea you just
needed your life threatened,

I could call-
- Be nice.

I'm about to be real
nice and set you up

with a great guy I know.

If he's so great, why
aren't you with him?

I have Eric.

This guy's not better
than Eric, yeah, pass.

Rude.

Yeah.

Fine, how do you
want to meet a man?

I feel like I should
go out there aggressively

and hunt, you know?

That way, if I don't
come home with a trophy,

at least I get a
good story out of it.

No, I think you should
start online, my girl.

Online?

You just have to start
slow before, you know,

go out there and hunt.

Well, online
dating is starting slow?

You need a sure
thing to start with,

literally point and click.

Fine, but if it's a dud, then
we gotta try something else.

We can use my profile,

I will just swap
my photo for yours.

You have a profile?

What do you want out of a man?

I literally want a
long walk on the beach.

No, only the cheesiest
guys are gonna put that

on their profiles.

Okay, perfect.

Or creeps.

Well, we'll be
in a public area.

All right, one long walk
on the beach coming up.

Won't the
sand freeze your feet?

No, it's- it's good

to be touching the
earth, it's relaxing.

Okay, just let
me know if you get too cold

and we'll hit the restaurant.

I'll be fine.

This is a good way to
get to know each other.

Yeah, I guess.

So are you an animal person?

Sort of, you?

I love animals, but hate pets.

Does that make me
sound like a monster?

Not at all, I'm the same way.

Really, because, like,
I love going to the zoo

and I love nature films,
but for some reason,

the thought of touching
an animal grosses me out.

I'm totally with you.

So are you an outdoorsman?

Sure, I like hiking,
camping, all that stuff.

Nice, I'll hike,
climb, canoe, all of it,

but no camping.

When it comes time to sleep,
I prefer the great indoors,

away from mosquitoes.
- For sure.

Sleeping without
bugs is the best.

But you just said-

It's getting pretty chilly.

I don't know.

I don't think this counts
as a long walk yet.

Yeah, you're right, totally.

I'm actually thinking
about taking up surfing.

Have you ever tried?

No, but I bet it's fun.

Oh, [laughs] yeah.

It's kind of funny 'cause
you look like someone who'd,

well, I guess that's a
little judge-y, I'm sorry.

Oh, no, that's okay,
I get that all the time.

Oh, well, would you ever try?

Maybe, I guess.

You know, you could
totally disagree with me.

You could say that it's
crazy and dangerous

to try to surf in the winter

and I wouldn't hold
it against you.

Oh, no, I don't
want to disagree.

Okay, maybe- maybe we
should start heading back.

What about dinner?

I- I don't know, I think maybe
I'll turn in early tonight.

This long walk kind
of exhausted me.

Wait, you're ending
our date early?

Well, yeah, I mean,
I had a great time, I-

This is what happens
to nice guys like me.

I walk, I walk, and I walk,

and I listen and I
listen and I listen.

I'm perfectly pleasant,

even through your absolutely
nonsensical ramblings

about absolutely nothing.

I bet you're gonna call
some total jerk now

so he can spend the
fun part of the night

with you after sending me away.

That's not gonna happen,
you are gonna have dinner

with the nice guy that you
started the night with.

The- the fun
part of the night?

Hold on just a second.

Hello, hi, yeah, police?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, no, Tiff, I don't
need the actual police,

but we are not doing this online
dating thing again.

I thought it'd be cheesy
cute, not cheesy creepy.

We just need a better plan.

Meet me in the morning
tomorrow, I have an idea.

Okay, this is the best idea

you've ever had
about anything ever.

I- I didn't
think this through.

What's there to think about?

It's a meat head buffet.

You could marry any of
these guys and I'd approve.

Well, how- how do I approach?

They're all high
on testosterone,

and your pheromones are gonna
hit them with any approach.

Okay, [sighs] all right,
well, let's dive in.

Yes, okay, so we can't
look like we're on the hunt,

so, yeah, yeah, look
at me and laugh.

Like a, like a
giggle, or a burst?

Choose some sort
of middle ground.

Okay, yeah, yeah, that's enough.

Let's just look like we
didn't plan to be here.

Okay, are you sure?

You got this, I'm
right behind you, go.

♪ Stop thinking ♪

So are all your muscles
made on this beach?

They're actually
made in the kitchen.

Everybody knows that.

Well, in that case, what
are we still doing here?

Let's go get some breakfast.

It's not that simple.

I have a very active routine
and a very strict regimen.

Well, I'm sure we could
rustle up some vitamin C gummies

along the way-
- That's not gonna work.

I eat a dozen eggs and then

a big porterhouse steak-
- Places have eggs.

Are they cage free?

You're cage free.

I don't know.

♪ One more time,
yeah, oh, yeah ♪

So are you training
to be a caped crusader?

What?

Like, like Batman,
he's good with ropes.

Oh, I think he does more
grappling hooks than ropes,

like, a gun thing that-
- Yeah, sure.

Take me seriously.

♪ One more time ♪

These guys are all losers.

Okay, you've only tried two.

We came all this way,
how about one more?

Third time's a charm.

Okay, fine, but
this time, you pick,

so when it's a dud,
it's not my fault.

All right, how about the guy
on the swing-y chain things?

Tarzan, great.

♪ Crazy, if you come back ♪

Could you do
that 100 feet in the air?

Why would I do that?

Well, you'd want a
safety net at the bottom,

obviously, but could you
do it when it counts,

with a crowd roaring around you?

This isn't really training
for anything like that.

It's- it's a work-

Yeah, don't work
your brain so hard.

This was all a mistake.

This is not how I'm
gonna find love.

Wait, love, I
thought you just wanted

to get married as
quickly as possible.

That's what you think?

I mean, these guys
are plenty hot enough

to take a chance on.

Says the girl who won't take
a chance on actual skydiving.

Okay, there's a
zero percent chance

of you ending up splattered
on the pavement if you let one

of these guys take
you to dinner.

You don't know that.

I could end up a cautionary
tale for women everywhere.

Yeah, consider me cautioned.

Call me when they put
you in a padded cell.

Hey, sundress.

My name is Fern.

No, no, you don't
want to do that.

No, no, no, no,
shouldn't do that.

Do it, I'm ready to try.

You shouldn't do that.

The water is freezing out there.

I'm Cole, by the way, and
you can borrow my wetsuit

if you really want
to head out there,

but I gotta warn you, I'm not
wearing anything underneath.

I don't do all black.

Oh, I can get you something

with a little more
color coordination.

So,

Fern, is it?

I think I like
"sundress" a little more.

It used to be Guinevere.

Used to be?

Well, I'll probably
change it again.

You don't like it?

I was thinking about my
mom a lot when I changed it.

I didn't, like,
legally change it,

but she loved ferns, had
them all over the house.

Sounds like a keeper.

Maybe.

I think Sundress
should be next.

Probably not.

Listen, I think you're
absolutely fascinating

and incredibly beautiful.

I wouldn't be able
to forgive myself

if I didn't ask
you to dinner, so

you free tonight?

Well.

I mean, I pretty much just
saved your life out there,

so really, you should be
taking me out to dinner.

Sure, dinner sounds great.

Perfect, pick you up at seven?

And if you're gonna
go out in the water,

don't forget your
Gucci wetsuit, okay?

I'm more of a
Prada girl, but okay.

Later, sundress.

♪ I'm so sick of the rat race ♪

♪ Just want to sing and play ♪

♪ Play ♪

Where's Tiffany?

Yikes, Eric,
somewhere else.

She told me to meet her here

after she took you
out man hunting.

How was that, anyway?

Unsuccessful.

Sorry to hear that, it's good
you're being picky, though.

Picky, I'm not exactly a
girl who won't eat her peas.

Maybe selective
is a better word.

Yeah, maybe.

Well, keep up
the search, though.

I'll catch you later.

Actually, I kind of had an
idea I wanted to run by you.

Sure, go for it.

I think you're
a really cool girl

and you deserve a great guy
that's gonna treat you right.

Well, I love flattery, go on.

No, no, I'm serious.

The sad thing is,
there ready aren't

that many good guys out there.

I wish I knew someone.

Well, Eric, I mean,

you don't have to set
me up with anybody.

Actually, I have a
date later tonight-

Have you ever
heard of a throuple?

No, Eric, what- what-
what- what does that mean?

Well, not to
oversimplify it, but it,

it's kind of like a couple,

but there are three
people instead of two.

That does seem like the
proper way to simplify it.

Yeah.

I know how close you and
Tiffany are, and, well,

I wouldn't mind getting a
bit closer myself, you know?

Especially considering you
don't have much time left.

Oh, Eric, are you,

are you saying what I
think you're saying?

Yeah, what do you think?

I- I think I need
to hear you say it

to believe it could be true.

Oh, okay, yeah.

Well, would you like
to be in a threesome,

would you like to be

in a

throuple with

us?

Eric, dear, that is so,

so disgusting, you pig.

What, I just
thought, you know-

You were thinking
with the wrong head,

you perv, come on, go home.

Okay, well, let's just,
let's- let's forget about this.

Yeah.

Let's- let's both,
you know, for- forget.

Mm-hmm, sure, sounds great.

Bye.

Hi, [laughs] Mrs. Kellogg.

What's that
about, forget what?

Oh, nothing, how's
your morning going?

Oh, fine, dear.

I'm going to have breakfast.

Would you like to join me?

I would love to get
pancakes with you.

Wonderful, then I can hear all

about that creepy
throuple thing.

Oh, no, you heard that?

Oh, oh.

Can you imagine?

Oh!

No.

Whoever thought about
eating chocolate chip cookies

disguised as
breakfast is genius.

Yes.

Mm-hmm.

Don't grow up to be me, Fern.

But you're amazing
and I love you.

Aw, thank you.

I love you, too.

You know, I'm enjoying
the time that I have left,

especially this moment.

But, [sighs] you
know, I'm lonely.

Oh.

Yeah, I- I like to brag

about my trips to Rome and
Paris and everything, but

it's an empty experience

if you don't have
anyone to share it with.

Well, I'm sure lots of widows
struggle, you know, with-

Oh, I'm not a widow, I
have three ex-husbands.

Number one, Robert.

He was a workaholic.

Oh.

He was a mortician.

Ouch.

He'd rather be with
dead people than me.

That's certainly a type.

Then there was prenup Buck.

He said I was his starter wife.

He was angry all the time,
and he kissed like this.

And then there's gentle
Julian, and he never kissed me.

And now he lives
in San Francisco.

Oh, mm-hmm.

I don't like to blame, I
caused a lot of problems, too.

And I found Jesus
a little too late,

but better late than never.

I can't imagine
you causing problems.

You- you haven't known
me very long.

I'm a pretty good
judge of character.

Well, I hope you're a
better judge of character

than your friend Tiffany.

Hmm, maybe.

What does she
see in that perv?

I don't know, they have fun,

but I don't think she's
serious about him.

Well, if they do get serious,

I know a veterinarian who's
good with a rubber band.

And if that's too extreme,

I know a podiatrist
who's good with cement.

Cement shoes sound perfect.

Are you seeing anyone?

No.

But for the first time in years,

I have a date that I'm
actually excited about.

Oh.

Is he handsome?

Well, he looks good with
wet hair and black rubber.

Oh, back in my day, that
was a strict requirement.

Those days should never end.

Well, you know,
priorities evolve.

What do you think I should
look for, you know, in a man?

That's easy.

Total devotion, Fern.

Do you have butterflies?

Swaths of them.

Aw.

At my age, I'm lucky
to have dying moths.

Flit, flit, flit, flit.

If you could answer,
I'd say, "Dear diary,"

then ask what men are
like on dates these days.

Do they still bring
flowers and hold the door?

Are you kidding me?

What's the matter?

You brought flowers.

Yeah, is it okay?

It's a relief.

Oh, okay,
well, I'm glad.

Wow, you look even
more beautiful

than when you spied on
me from the balcony.

Hey, you were out there
in the public eye, buddy.

It was fair game.

It's okay, I spied back.

I know just
where to put these.

Oh, you can come in a minute.

Okay.

Oh, actually, wait, no.

I don't think I'm supposed to.

Supposed to?

Let you in on the first date.

Oh, yeah, of course, I'll
just wait right here, then.

Okay.

Skip, [knocks] Skip!

I'm committing
war crimes in here.

But I brought you
something to freshen up your,

oh, no, nothing can
freshen that up.

I have
strong pheromones.

How are you even
alive in there?

Hey.

Is there a man
in your bathroom?

You heard that?

Delivery.

Delivery.

Hey, Fern.

Hey, Chuck, come on in.

I thought you and
I were supposed to-

It's not for us.

Skip, [knocks] Skip, your
food's here, buddy, Skip?

Chuck.

Oh, man.

You are in
my will, man, thanks.

Tip's at the door.

How are you even
alive in there?

Have a good night, Fern.

You too, Chuck.

Just.

So should we get going?

Sure, yeah.

Let's

go.

One, two, three, four.

So tell me about-

Life's too short
for small talk.

Okay, what do you
consider too small?

Hmm, anything that stays too
snuggly in the comfort zone.

Then let's get uncomfortable.

Do you believe in God?

Absolutely, he's
been very good to me.

Hmm, what makes you
think God is a man?

Ooh.

Hmm.

Well, if God were a woman,

why would she have created
men to be so dominant

for thousands of years?

Okay, I might have
to think on that one,

so maybe we start with a
middle ground topic.

Okay, so somewhere between

"what did you eat for
breakfast" and "is God a woman."

That's probably wise.

Hmm, what do you do for work?

Currently [sighs] unemployed.

Back out of the
comfort zone, okay.

It's fine, I quit voluntarily.

And I'm guessing by the
little bit that I know of you,

you burnt the place
down on your way out?

I might have if I hadn't
quit over the phone.

Didn't even have the
courage to quit in person.

Hey, go easy.

Any questions about the menu?

Oh, I actually haven't
had a chance to look yet.

Do you like fish?

Yeah.

We'll take two
stuffed flounder

with rice and mixed
veggies, please.

Excellent, a man who
knows what he wants.

I'll be back shortly.

Thanks.

You totally just
ordered for me.

A lot of women tend to
order something pretty cheap,

like a salad or chicken,
and it breaks my heart

to see something like that
happen at a seafood restaurant.

So you date a lot of women.

I've had

a few

awkward first dates.

But not many serious
ones ever since, so.

Since?

I'm sorry, I try not to
bring it up on the first date,

but since we're
already uncomfortable,

I was married.

Briefly, years ago.

Oh, we are getting deeper.

A divorcee and the unemployed.

Well, I won't dig
into that just yet,

but if you're also
unemployed, I'm out of here.

No.

No, [laughs] do you
know those car commercials

where they show just 30
seconds of a truck sliding

through some mud or climbing
up a snow-covered mountain?

Yeah, of course.

Well, that's me, I'm
the stunt driver in those.

Really, that's amazing.

No, [laughs] not really.

But it is my dream job.

Okay, so is that the segue

that leads into your
actual more boring job?

I really never know
how people are going

to react when I tell them
that I'm actually a cop.

Well, a cop with a sense
of humor is- is good.

Evolutionary biologists claim

that men are forced
to develop a sense

of humor in order
to seem attractive.

And women?

Entirely optional.

Okay, I opt to
tell you a joke then.

Bracing myself now.

A vegan and a CrossFitter
walk into a bar,

but neither of them can get
a word in because I'm already

in there telling
everyone that I'm dying.

Are you serious?

No.

Okay, [sighs] oh, good.

I actually don't
tell many people.

You're serious.

I'm sorry, I- I genuinely
don't know where that came from.

I guess I just thought
I should be upfront.

You certainly have a
bright future in dark comedy.

Or not.

Thanks, putting together
material for open mic night.

So how long do you have?

Quite a lot of time, I think.

I don't have a countdown yet.

So you're just living
life like it's no big deal?

Yeah, sort of.

I think that's awesome.

Oh, I love this song.

You want to dance?

♪ No, I don't need a lot ♪

Who are you?

♪ Don't need no big house
and no yacht, yacht, yacht ♪

♪ I can just chill
on the beach, yeah ♪

♪ My lady and me ♪

♪ No, I don't need
a lot, lot, lot ♪

♪ Don't need ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ I can just chill
on the beach, yeah ♪

♪ My puppy named King ♪

How many times
are you gonna use that on me?

Until it stops working.

Right.

Don't you wish
everyone was dying?

Okay, that's
dark, even for you.

I'm serious.

That way everybody
could stop being mad

at each other all the
time and just talk.

So is he the one?

Too early to tell,
but it looks promising.

I thought
you were in a hurry.

I know, I just, I.

Fern?

Fern?

Just, Tiff.

I-
- What's wrong?

Are you okay?

Call the, I'm blacking out.

Fern, okay,
stay there, I'm on my way.

Oh.

Well.

Welcome back, Ms-

Fern, Fern is fine.

Okay, Fern.

As far as I can tell,
the blackout had nothing

to do with your illness
in any apparent way.

Any apparent way?

Well, based on what
you've told me so far-

I haven't told you anything.

This isn't the first
time you've woken up

and been surprised to see me.

Oh.

I would say that you
experienced a sudden

and intense onset of anxiety.

That can't be right,
I felt like I was dying.

Well,

your body thought it was dying,

so it systematically shut down
every physiological function

that isn't critical to survival.

That's terrible.

In simple terms, you had
a debilitating panic attack.

That's it?

That's, well,
that's quite serious.

I don't think it had any effect

on your current
medical condition,

but this could cause a whole set

of other kinds of problems,
problems I can't fix.

Well, who can fix it?

Well, [sighs] ultimately,

only you can fix it.

You're still bill my
insurance anyway, right?

No, I won't.

But I'm sure your
psychotherapist will.

Psychotherapist,
I'm not psycho.

All right, then, your
analyst or your counselor

or head shrink or whatever
you want to call it.

That's just the proper term.

Is that like how janitors
want to be called custodians?

Sure, I guess.

Notice that they don't call
themselves psycho janitors.

I want you to talk to
someone about your anxiety,

or the next time you
experience an attack,

it could happen in a
place a lot less safe

than in your apartment.

I could call my
therapist for you.

I mean, I guess he's not
really my therapist anymore,

but he's pretty good.

Eric asked me if I wanted

to be in a throuple
with you guys.

He did not.

I said, of course,
well, we've been friends

for so long, it really
only makes sense.

Stop.

We actually made plans
to get away this weekend,

romantic cabin, candlelit
dinners, the whole deal.

He did not say that, did he?

Of course he did.

Perv.

He told me he just wanted
to run an idea by me.

Ah, just a passing
thought, huh?

His one allotment for the day.

Ladies, you're looking
very beautiful this morning.

Why, thank you,

I actually-
- Or wait, no, I'm sorry.

Fern, you are looking very
beautiful this morning.

Hey.

I'm sorry, I
never really got a,

this whole best
friend thing down.

Am I supposed to find
her attractive, too?

- No.
- Yes.

Got it.

You're delightfully awkward
this morning, what's up?

Well, Tiffany told
me that you needed

to relax after your thing.

So I'm here to help.

Tiffany wasn't supposed
to say anything about that.

No, Tiffany told
Cole not to tell Fern

that Tiffany told you.

Well, Cole forgot that
Tiffany told Cole not

to say that to Fern, so Fern,

please forgive Tiffany
for telling Cole.

Besides, it's not a big deal.

I took off sick today so
we could go skateboarding.

How is taking off work
for me not a big deal?

And how is breaking my head
open skateboarding relaxing?

It's okay, I brought a helmet

so you won't break your head.

So you have a helmet
for the rest of me,

because it is all
very breakable.

I do not.

Look, I like you,
Cole, but I don't know

if I'm at the break my
bones for you level yet.

Yes, you are.

♪ No head up, beat, we
got no head up, oh ♪

Do I look stupid
in this thing?

Well,

lucky for you, helmets aren't

exactly the IQ test people
might think they are.

But it is a good
gauge of cuteness.

Smooth.

Eventually I hope to be
riding alongside of you,

but for now, we're just
gonna take things slow.

The little one is cute.

Yeah, it is.

The bigger the board,
the sturdier it is.

You're gonna have a hard
time crashing this boat.

I used to fool around
on a friend's board

when I was a kid.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

Whoa.

It shows.

Ooh, ooh, whoa,
whoa, come back now.

That was a good first try,
but I can't be seen in public

with anybody who pushes mongo.

That sounds insulting.

A little, just push
with your back foot.

Not your front.

That's it?

Mongo sounds just fine.

First rule of skateboarding,
looking cool at all costs.

Pushing mongo is the anti-cool.

And yet I'm in
this nerdy helmet.

Bleeding all over the
boardwalk is even lamer

than pushing mongo.

Come on, let's see what you got.

♪ Right, right, right ♪

♪ Hey, hey ♪

♪ Right, right, right, oh ♪

♪ When I see your pretty face ♪

♪ You know it's on sight ♪

♪ Love to get down, eat
some cake, take a bite ♪

♪ Baby girl, you know how
to make me feel nice ♪

♪ Never want to fuss or fight ♪

♪ If you love me
right, I love you too ♪

♪ You don't gotta worry
if my love is true ♪

♪ We can spend some time,
girl, if you want to ♪

♪ 'Cause there is so many
things that we could do ♪

♪ If you're going to love,
love me right, right, right ♪

♪ We cannot wait 'til the time
feels right, right, right ♪

♪ Pretty girl, by the end of
the night, night, night, night ♪

♪ You can roll with me ♪

You feeling relaxed now?

Yeah, there is
something oddly comforting

about fearing for your
life in a totally new way.

Awesome.

You plan on keeping
the helmet on,

or you thinking of
falling down these stairs?

No, only if I pass out again.

Are you gonna
see Tiffany's guy?

No, I- I already
know why I panicked.

Because of your- your future?

Sort of, not because
of my sickness,

but because I am,

I panicked because I just went

on one of the most amazing
dates in my entire life.

Honestly, I've never panicked
because of a good thing.

Well, good things
have their own finality

and even more uncertainty.

Have you ever
seen "Annie Hall"?

Yeah.

Do you know the scene where
Woody Allen tells Diane Keaton

they should get
their first kiss out

of the way before dinner
on their first date?

You totally
missed that chance.

Well, it's before dinner now.

I guess we could
get it out of the way

so we could eat in peace.

Lobster would seem
appropriate now.

Maybe after we get a
game of basketball in.

Wind's picking up.

Who do you think I am?

Shouldn't we fly a kite instead?

Oh, no, that's way too easy.

All right, fine.

Let's get this over with.

♪ That's why we're chilling
out, chilling all day ♪

♪ Chilling out, chilling out ♪

Oh, we're not
doing one on one.

We're playing Crab.

What's that?

Crab, it's like Horse or Pig,

but we're on the beach,
so Crab, with wind rules.

Wind rules are if
you wait for the wind

to die down to make your shot,
then it's only one letter.

But if you shoot with the
wind, that's two letters.

Okay, let's do it, I'm hungry.

All right.

Ladies first, and winner
gets to pick the restaurant.

Loser has to pay
for the appetizers,

and loser has to order in the
accent of the winner's choice.

High stakes.

You're up, you've
got a good gust now.

Hmm, I see, playing
it safe, huh?

Hush.

Impressive.

Shot a few baskets in my day.

"In my day," what are you,
secretly an 80-year-old man?

Quiet, put it up.

Excuse me, no pretty
girls in my line of sight.

It's kind of distracting.

No, pretty girl rules state

that I can stand
wherever I want.

All right.

All right, your C,
and it's my ball.

Wait, you're supposed
to match my shot,

and it's my turn until you miss.

Oh, not with wind rules.

You're making
this up as you go.

Okay, I made the
shot with the wind,

which means I got two letters
matching yours and upping you.

I concede, okay, I'll
do the stupid accent

if we can just go eat.

Okay, so what do you want for-

Crab dip and calamari.

All right, and accent?

Third Reich.

That is not an accent.

Sure it is, it's German,
but you just yell a lot.

I'm not doing that.

It helps if you pound
the table a few times.

That is childish.

Fine, okay.

Jamaican.

I thought you'd pick something
sexy, like- like French.

Oh, no, [laughs] no.

This is all about humor,
not about sex appeal.

You just want to embarrass me.

All right, fine.

We can do your
sexy French accent,

but it had better
be incredibly sexy.

Hey, guys, can I start
you with an appetizer?

We will have the crab
dip and the calamari,

s'il vous plaît and merci.

Ooh, French or
French Canadian?

I am from the south of France-

She's neither, she's
just messing with you.

Well, you had me convinced.

I'll be back with your
appetizers in a few.

What did you do that
for, I was convincing.

You quit halfway
through our game.

I had no chance.

Bet you won't quit again.

In all fairness, your French
accent was kind of sexy.

Maybe you should just
keep doing it, oui oui.

That's how you-

You are, how you say, idiot.

♪ You start thinking ♪

♪ About the way you ♪

So it's selfless service
and the common good, huh?

I wouldn't have pegged
you as an altruist,

at least not in the beginning.

I think a lot of
boys grow up wanting

to be superheroes or, I
don't know, saving the world.

That's cute.

But eventually, we figure out

that we can't shoot
lasers out of our eyeballs

and nuclear accidents
don't actually turn you

into a green monster.

Aw.

Some of us figure out

that maybe the closest
thing is a badge and a gun,

but I'm definitely
no altruist any more

than I am a superman.

I would hope that all our
public servants are as selfless.

Mm, would you
rather somebody come

to your aid who's compelled by
duty or compelled by desire?

Who doesn't want
to be desired?

Exactly.

And I think that
I'm the kind of guy

who helps out of desire
rather than duty.

It's rare to find that
kind of drive in a career.

What drove
you in your work?

That is a painful question.

We all have our reasons
for taking a job or quitting.

There's no shame
in a day's work.

I guess I was driven by hope,

hope that the next
job would be better

than the one I was
currently doing.

Ambition is good.

Well, ambition only lasts

as long as the
future looks bright.

I see.

Oh, no, it wasn't my health

that crushed my hopes.

Actually, it gave me the
courage to pull the plug.

Rather, [sighs] my
hopes were misplaced.

How so?

Well, I hoped that I'd find
fulfillment in my career,

but with each promotion,

I just kept making
more money for my boss,

and my boss's boss, who
didn't care about me at all.

Hmm, I get that.

Is everything okay?

Yeah, I'm- I'm fine.

If you'll excuse
me just a minute,

I need to use the-
the ladies room.

Are you sure you're okay?

Yeah, I'm okay.

Aren't you gonna come in?

Well, I figured we got
our good night kiss out

of the way earlier, so
I'll probably just go home.

I mean, unless you need
another good night kiss.

I didn't say I needed
another good night kiss.

I wasn't kidding.

Okay, I was kidding.

That was much
better than the first.

Don't make any plans tomorrow.

I have an idea.

You're seriously
going home now?

You have to at least make a move

and give me the chance
to turn you down,

or else I'm going to bed
feeling quite rejected.

Okay, let's go in
your bedroom, get naked.

Let's do it.

You siren.

I thought all guys needed to,

you know, go for a test drive,
make sure we're compatible

before you drive me off the lot.

Do you have lady
parts down there?

Yeah.

Then I'm sure
we're compatible.

Well, maybe I need to
take you for a test drive.

I don't have a lot of
time to waste, you know.

Oh, and that's
exactly the reason why

we need to do this right.

Plus, I don't want you thinking
I'm in this for one thing.

"In this"?

10 o'clock, tomorrow
morning, eat a good breakfast.

A glass of raw
eggs, "Rocky" style?

Breakfast of champions.

Good night.

Ridiculous,
he brought flowers

and didn't want to spend
the night, just ridiculous.

And wonderful.

Skip, Skip, Skip?

Skip, honey, [knocks] Skip,
are you okay in there?

Skip, Skip, Skip?

Tell me what's going on.

Where am I?

Nearly dead on
the bathroom floor.

Okay, cool.

Oh, we gotta get
you out of here.

No, I can't go.

Come on, you
should go for a walk.

Guys, I'm going
offline for a while.

Lucas, if you can hear me,

your mom's dragging
me to the bedroom.

Do you ever shut up?

You're gonna
have to take over, Fern.

There's no other way,
I've worked too hard.

Go to bed.

Why do you eat so much
delivery?

Not how I wanted my
night to end.

Hey, handsome.

Hey, sundress, how you doing?

What are you all
dressed up for?

I brought you something.

What's the occasion?

A northeastern swell
with a southwestern breeze.

Is that your bathroom mate?

You found one in pink.

Yeah, I figured it'd make
you a little more comfortable

since it's your first time out.

Cute, although if I
did know we were jumping

into the ocean, I wouldn't
have curled my hair.

Just taking mental pictures.

Don't want these stunning curls

and iconic sundress
to go to waste.

Stunning and iconic?

I can live with that.

Is

he okay?

Come on, get up.

We are going to the beach.

Thought it was just gonna
be us going to the beach.

He nearly died last night.

He could use some
fresh air and sunshine.

Or a hospital.

What am I doing out here?

I'm losing time.

Your time is going to
expire unless you get up,

get out, and go get some
vitamin D, and you know what?

If you don't go to
the beach with us,

you are hereby
evicted immediately

with full loss of property,
is this stuck to you?

You can't do that.

I don't think he
wants to come with.

I never had the legal right

to rent out my half-bath
in the first place,

so I don't think you're gonna
have much legal recourse.

Come on, and please
go take a shower.

You smell like you
were just removed

from the anus of a
beached whale.

That's the smell of success.

Did you take the roof and
the doors off in winter?

It's always
summer in a wetsuit.

That's just not true.

Eh, the sun's out.

You'll be fine.

Plus I put a new clean
seat cover on for you.

Is your jeep a pirate?

Definitely.

Sorry, man, I didn't
know you were coming,

but this backseat doesn't
have too many stains.

Oh, it's okay,
dirt don't scare me.

Your car smells weird.

Yeah.

It does.

♪ Hey, hey ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Mm-hmm ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Gotta move on sometimes ♪

♪ Please let me
live, let me live ♪

♪ 'Cause I could take
back the damage ♪

♪ That I did, that I did ♪

♪ Why do you keep reminding me ♪

♪ Of the person that
I don't want to be ♪

Come on, little
buddy, we're here.

Double kill.

Oh, give it a rest, you're
in the real world now.

Get out and experience it.

How far did we go?

Stop acting like you've
never been outside before.

I haven't been to the beach
since I was a kid, I don't

even know what to do out-
- Your assignment is

to get your feet wet
past your ankles,

go find 15 uniquely
beautiful seashells

and 25 fascinating rocks,

and build a
sandcastle no smaller

than five square feet with
your newfound treasures.

Okay.

While we surf and
probably make out a little,

in which case you will
face the other direction.

Let me carry it this time?

There you go.

Come on, Skippy.

Come on, let's get wet.

These suits are made to
keep you warm in the-

Can I just ease
my way into it?

Commit.

Oh, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no.

Too cold, too cold,
too cold, too cold.

It's so freezing.

I bet you're pretty glad

I didn't let you do
sundress surfing now, huh?

Ha, ha.

You know, these suits are
meant to keep you nice and warm.

Listen, I let you
take me skateboarding

and- and basketballing,

but I have to draw the
line at arctic sports.

Arctic?

All right, that's fine.

So what would you rather do,

go for a long romantic
walk on the beach, or?

Mm-hmm.

Huh.

Okay.

That's fine.

You know, I can't go to
libraries or bookstores anymore.

Why not?

I see the thousands of books

on the sea of
shelves and I panic,

knowing that I can't finish
them all in my lifetime.

Nobody's lifetime
is long enough

to finish all the
books on Earth.

Yeah, when I was growing up,

every year my parents
would take us to the beach,

and I loved to just lay in
the sand and read all day.

It was almost as much
fun picking out the book

as it was reading it.

I would always make sure to
finish my book no matter what,

even if it meant that
my toes didn't touch

the water the last
day of vacation.

Nerd.

But when I moved
into the hotel,

I didn't bring a single one.

So you gave up
reading books just

because you're afraid
of not finishing one?

Well, I guess it's
kind of like why

I panicked on our first date.

You don't finish relationships
like you finish a book.

I know, but it's,

it's harder to enjoy when you
know you're close to the end.

I see.

You okay?

Yeah.

You keep saying you're okay,

but I believe you
less this time.

I guess I have to
be okay, you know?

This is me now.

All right.

Think you can make it to
those dunes over there?

I'll go put some towels down

and we can watch the
waves from there.

You've enjoyed our
time together, right?

Of course, it's
been wonderful.

Just wonderful?

Is wonderful not good enough?

I mean, I'm gonna need a
little more than just wonderful

after this epic week, and

if we're bringing Skippy along.

Honestly, all our time

we've spent together has
been the best I've ever had.

Perfection.

Hmm.

Well, I'm relieved to hear
you say that, but I disagree.

It's not perfect yet.

No?

You see that conch
shell right behind you?

Look underneath.

I wouldn't ask if you
were a conventional woman.

But I don't think I've
ever felt any kind

of love like this, maybe ever.

I want to spend the
rest of our time,

as much as we have, together.

Sundress, I love you.

Will you marry me?

Cole, I- I love you, but,

but-

No, no but, this is a
ring in a conch shell.

Have you been
talking to Tiffany?

Tiffany?

I didn't know I
needed her permission.

She told you that I
wanted to get married

before I died, didn't she?

I didn't talk to Tiffany.

Well,

well, why else would
you ask me so soon?

I rushed into my
first marriage, too.

It was great at first.

But we really struggled
to combine our lives.

We fought a lot and
we ended up divorcing

before our first anniversary

That's comforting.

It hurt a lot, but after that,

I thought that I
needed to take it slow,

but I watched so many
couples living together

for years with the
same problems, and
they divorced anyway.

So if we're all doomed,
why not just rush in.

Not exactly.

My wife and I never
worked our problems out.

We just gave up, and after our
divorce, she joked,

she joked it was just
a practice marriage,

that we'd get it
right on the next one.

But I haven't had
my practice yet.

We don't need practice,

just commitment, it's
like jumping in the water.

You just stay there
until it works out.

Cole, [laughs] and my
impulse is to shout yes

and jump into your arms-

Be impulsive, I love
your impulsiveness.

If I say yes,

I bring you into so much
pain, and I,

I can't do that.

I'm sorry.

Please take me home.

♪ There's only so much time ♪

♪ We cannot forget
about God and love ♪

♪ And though I'll
never understand it ♪

♪ We all come from
the same place ♪

♪ The one who made you,
same one who made me ♪

♪ The one who made the sky
and the stars and the sea ♪

♪ But you know religions
just separate us ♪

♪ It's why we need to ♪
- Pull over.

Pull over right now!

♪ Always be humble and kind ♪

♪ Don't let the hatred
consume your mind ♪

♪ Even though it can
be hard to find ♪

♪ All the love
just deep inside ♪

Mrs. Kellogg?

♪ Though we're living
in some crazy times ♪

♪ In all the darkness,
you can be the light ♪

♪ Focus on living the life ♪

♪ And always be
humble and kind ♪

And I dumped Eric.

That's the only good thing
I've heard today.

She told me not to
grow up to be like her.

You know she was divorced three
times and still died alone?

I don't think three divorces
are in your future, my love.

No, but I'm already
grown up and alone.

Hey, we're always growing
up and you could have Cole,

if you say yes.

I have no right to
put him through hell,

for him to watch me slowly fade.

Okay, I'm sure
he thought of that

before asking you to marry him,

and now he'll just be alone
too if you abandon him.

I was always going
to abandon him.

I thought I'd leave you
before you left me, roomie.

I'll miss you.

I'm sure we'll be
seeing more of each other,

especially if you let me
date your best friend.

Wow, Skip, coming in hot
with some serious confidence.

I've never lacked confidence.

Well, you totally
have my permission.

Wait, what?

What do you say, Tiffany?

You want to take this solo game

to multiplayer, coop, duos?

Those words mean
nothing to me.

I want to take you to dinner,
seafood, steak, you name it.

I don't know.

What's a little dinner?

All right, as long as

you don't mind just
being a rebound date.

Cool, I'll get your
number from Fern.

We'll set it up.

Did he already find a place?

He has a place, actually,
a really nice house in town.

He was just out here

so his friends and family
wouldn't bother him.

Huh, never would have guessed.

Just talk with

and then make a further
appointment with Sarah.

You may experience
some dry mouth.

You may experience
some.

Can I get you
anything else, miss?

Miss?

No, thanks.

Actually, there
was an older woman

who would come in every day

and order the
chocolate pancakes.

Do you remember her?

Oh, yeah, I remember her.

You do?

Of course, sweet lady,
and a very good tipper.

Did she go home?

Yeah, yeah, she did.

I'm gonna miss her.

She was becoming
part of my routine.

I didn't think you'd.

I'm really glad you came.

Tiffany told me if I didn't,
that I'd be in big trouble.

You been talking to Tiffany?

Won't make a habit of it.

My- my,

my parents were amazing people,
I mean, good at everything,

and after they died,

I wanted to continue
their legacy,

to prove my worth to the
world, I guess.

So I crashed the white collar
scene and made my mark,

but the problem is, that
mark is probably erased now

that I quit my job.

Maybe.

And I've been-
been journaling,

trying to leave
something worthwhile,

but I don't know
who would read that,

you know, besides Tiffany-

Fern, you're too
hard on yourself.

Let me finish.

I still want to leave a mark.

I just want to make sure
that it's the right one

and not some- some
horrible scar.

Fern.

Who could possibly be scarring-

You're way too sweet
and optimistic about me.

Will you go for one
last drive with me?

I'm not sure I'm
used to the smell yet.

It'll grow on you.

Well played, sir, I see
the pirate's potential now.

Potential?

I like that word.

This is gonna be a good memory;

The kind you wish won't end?

It won't.

I'm going to end,
Cole, we can't fix that.

But memories don't end.

I've made more with you
worth holding onto than,

well, than ever
before in my life.

You're just infatuated,
I mean, you barely know me.

Do you remember the scene
from "When Harry Met Sally,"

and how they interviewed
those married couples

who had been
together for decades?

You watch way too
many girly movies.

My favorite is the
arranged marriage

that they interviewed,

where the husband spied on the
wife before they got married

to see if she was pretty.

It's cute, if a bit shallow.

I would have thought so too,

if they hadn't have been
happily married for many years.

It's 'cause she was pretty.

No.

It's 'cause she wasn't pretty.

That's not why they stayed.

Because they committed.

I know that it's sudden,

but I'm done procrastinating
my happiness.

It's going to be
full of suffering.

It's not possible.

I- I can't let you do that

'cause it will, it-
- Fern, I'm gonna

have to be a glass
half-empty on this one

because I know that it's gonna
be half-full of suffering,

okay, I know that.

But the other half,

the other half is gonna be
full of strawberry lemonade.

And you'll drive
me here every day?

Every day.

Well, maybe some
days we can stay in.

You're the boss.

Okay, but there's gotta be
some sort of latency period,

right, because or
else it's just weird.

Well, naturally there's going

to have to be some
sort of planning,

and I probably am gonna
need to learn a few things

about you, such
as your real name.

Well, I don't know, I
might be ready for marriage,

but I don't know if
I'm ready for that yet.

Get over here.

♪ Sink or swim ♪

♪ I will rise above you ♪

♪ Bright lights and ♪

It's Ashleigh, isn't
it, with the L-I-E-G-I-H,

or whatever it is?

You're impossible.

It's a hyphenated
name, is it, it's not,

Kara-Lynn, Kara-Lynn.
- No, no.

Sarah Lynn.

No, you're not gonna get it.

Jackie?

I'm gonna, I'm gonna guess it.

Dear journal,

we did wait a responsible
amount of time,

about two weeks, 10
days, to be exact.

We kept the planning
pretty low key,

and the availability of
the venue was wide open.

I'll have to fill you
in on Skip and Tiff

in the pages to come, but I've
got a pretty good feeling.

♪ We can take this
long winding road ♪

♪ See the views ♪

♪ Soak up the sun ♪

♪ When it's over, we'll
have had our fun, yeah ♪

♪ It's all right ♪

♪ I'm right here ♪

♪ It's okay ♪

♪ You don't have to fear ♪

♪ The way you love me ♪

♪ I can tell that it's real ♪

♪ So don't you worry ♪

♪ I ain't going nowhere ♪

♪ I'm right here ♪

♪ I'm right here ♪

♪ The past can launch
you, the future's ♪

And yes,
I wore a sundress.

♪ We'll be all right, just
gotta keep the faith ♪

♪ Please remember
this one last thing ♪

♪ There's always growth
after the rain, yeah ♪

♪ It's all right ♪

♪ I'm right here ♪

♪ It's okay ♪

♪ You don't have to fear ♪

♪ Swimming in the
deep, deep water ♪

♪ Try to navigate ♪

♪ Throw myself in the fire ♪

♪ Come out unscathed ♪

♪ Surrounded by
a den of wolves ♪

♪ But I don't need
their praise ♪

♪ You know no weapon formed ♪

♪ Will prosper today ♪

♪ And I say ♪

♪ Why must they hate ♪

♪ With so much disdain ♪

♪ Life ain't no game ♪

♪ Can't remain
the same, oh, no ♪

♪ Swimming in the
deep, deep water ♪

♪ Gotta navigate ♪

♪ Throw myself in the fire ♪

♪ Come out unscathed ♪

♪ Surrounded by
a den of wolves ♪

♪ But I don't need
their praise ♪

♪ You know no weapon formed ♪

♪ Will prosper today ♪

♪ And I say I love you ♪

♪ Why you want me to fall ♪

♪ Gave so much ♪

♪ You took it all ♪

♪ It gets so hard
to understand ♪

♪ But I still stand tall ♪

♪ You made me part of who I am ♪

♪ So it's all thanks to y'all ♪