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我负责揉,你负责拿。
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没有,我才在切造你的新造型。 你的新造型,对啊。
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你 现在是…… 刚 出道的张子。 短发张子。.
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以前,应该大家也不知道。.
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很久以前。 最原始的张子。.
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原味胸贴。.
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我要偷闻。.
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好香。.
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我要舔。.
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我看到了,终于看到了。 我其实超喜欢基图的。 等一下。.
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我的声音真的好能听哦。 但我觉得你现在声音有比较好耶。.
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跟刚见面的时候比起来。
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现在 比较有声音。 你是你的新粉丝吗?
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对。
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现在至少有办法发出声音了。
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我们刚见面的时候,你都是…… 都是气音这样。.
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迷之气音。.
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我错了。.
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你就一直…….
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你看。 你就 算是…… 这个声音,我还是很快就应了。.
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太性感了。 太正了。 这个叫什么声音啊?
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这个有点…… 烟酒嗓吗?
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这个已经是很严重的烟酒嗓了吧。 太严重了。.
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想搂它好久了。
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我 现在都不想唱歌,都不想唱歌了。
对啊。 感觉你一路上有试着努力要唱几首。.
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但是一直爆音。 你要爆大声了吗?
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对。 我已经把针筒准备好了。.
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但需要你填充一下。.
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我认真唱一次看看。 好。 你试试。.
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算了。 你知道为什么没声音吗?
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因为你没有用麦克风。
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没有 用麦克风。
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我这里也有啊。 你其实很清楚。.
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我们是黑袜配白袜。.
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今天要当…… 吃酒鸡。 吃酒鸡。.
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吃酒鸡。 这样子…… 这样会没有感觉到。 不会啊。.
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你试试。.
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小吃酒鸡。
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小吃酒鸡。 小吃酒鸡。
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大吃大吃酒鸡。
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要吃大吃酒鸡。 好吗?
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你要唱歌啊。.
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这首原本是我的…… 哪首歌?
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哪首歌曲?
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怎么变成这样?
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招牌歌。 我真的觉得你要伤害了我。.
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慢慢认真一点。.
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不玩。.
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不 许收获。 只是我忘不了你怎看见我。 一起不怕地说爱我。.
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你永远感情密得。
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伸透着每层脆弱的灵魂。 你是我被迷惑的。.
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你刚刚在车上想睡觉的时候, 我应该就要……
那你试一下机器, 我帮你握方向盘。 哈哈哈。.
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有觉得…… 病好一点点了吗?
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哈哈哈。 还没正打进去啊。 还 没打进去。.
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想说口含钉,会不会比较…… 就已经有效了。.
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好像有点。.
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不知道是吃你那个药有效还是喝那个…… 那个…… 去痰的有效。.
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我很交不出来。.
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你要打深一点,要打到喉咙才会好。
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不 可以。
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天啊。
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我很怕观众看到这一支,听到声音直接滑掉。.
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不会啦。.
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还是很性感。
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对啊。 爱你就是全方位的爱你啊。
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连你生病都爱你。 呵 呵呵呵呵。.
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可以干你了吗?
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谁小养?
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行。 啊。 小BB。.
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啊,小BB。
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小BB。
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这是小……你的…… 小…… 持久剂。 你的小持久剂会不会感冒?
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哦。.
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病毒会透过黏膜传染吗?
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感冒病毒。.
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等下我的积极就开始咳嗽。.
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你要就一直吃啊。 对。 我会一直吐痰在你的…… 啊。.
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等一下。
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那你帮我打针。 好。 我来帮你打针。
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我来…… 我…… 我……来…… 擦久剂。
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擦久剂。
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对对对。 擦久剂。 来。 你这样拿着。.
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自拍。 模拟自拍。.
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这样吗?
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对。 这样可以。.
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我带保险袍。.
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我的保险袍。 我的 明灯花。.
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你的……我的骨子。
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我的声音真…… 你的声音真性感。
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还有磁性。 你这样都拍到你的下巴。 真的吗?
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对对对。 这样远一点。.
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哦。
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啊?
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拍到我的带套。.
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因为要保护我们。
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对。
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我们要保护我们。 我们要帮针筒上膜。.
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因为那个…… 卫生安全。.
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罐不会生是不是?
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没有没有。 是我的卫生安全。.
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来。
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然后要上酒精。
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要涂酒精消毒。 要涂酒精消毒。
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对。.
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好了。.
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啊?
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啊?
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你这样太舒服,我等一下射了怎么办?
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就是啊。 就射吗?
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哪一次不射?
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哪一次不射?
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你为什么自己拍啊?
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因为我手有线啊。.
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我只有一只手。.
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麻烦,委托你帮我拆礼物。 拆啊。.
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拆。.
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这样有趣啊。 我们等一下来去唱歌。.
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浪费钱。.
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来了吗?
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来了吗?
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来拆礼物了。 来打针啊。 来打针。.
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直酒机诊所。 直酒机诊所。.
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直酒机耳鼻喉科。 耳鼻喉科。 打针。.
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打进去了。.
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肚子不能被看到。.
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等一下,我一下。.
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这样好动吗?
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嗯。 可以吗?
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特效要很快就会好了。 好啊。.
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累了可以换我。.
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好累。.
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稍微一点。 这样可以吗?
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落半滴。.
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嗯。.
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嗯。.
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嗯。.
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嗯。.
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来。.
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好.
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紧 啊。.
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可以掉下去哦。 不会啊。.
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这样才拍得到。.
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你要戴着那个啊。 戴着墨镜。.
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这样才有持久级在干我的感觉。
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持久级在干你。 对。 持久级在干。.
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耶。.
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啊。.
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啊。.
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有 觉得好一点吗?
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嗯。.
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啊。.
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啊。.
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啊。.
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啊。 啊。.
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啊。.
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啊。 啊。.
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啊。.
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要我帮你起来吗?
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好啊。.
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好热哦。 好热哦。 怎么。.
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出汗了。 出汗了。 出汗了。 出汗了代表。.
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耶。
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耶。.
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啊。.
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耶。.
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啊。
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啊。.
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啊。 啊。
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啊。
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啊。
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啊。.
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啊。.
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啊。.
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啊。.
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啊。.
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好漂亮哦。 怎么那么正。.
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啊。 啊。.
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把你贴在胸怀。.
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怎么了。.
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真要打深一点才有用。.
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啊。.
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啊。.
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啊。.
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啊。 啊。.
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啊。.
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啊。 啊。.
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啊。 打 针打上瘾了。 不休息啦。.
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啊。.
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慢一点。.
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呵 呵呵。.
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啊。 好热。.
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啊。.
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啊。.
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啊。.
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好涩哦。 呵呵。 你这姿势超涩的。.
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对你说。.
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啊。
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我要把…… 啊。 对不起。 啊。 没事没事。.
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我要把沙发一路顶到厨房去。.
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没事啊。.
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啊。
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呵呵呵。
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啊。.
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到厨房了。.
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啊。.
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啊。.
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啊。.
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啊。 呵 呵呵。.
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哎哟。.
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是背的。.
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啊。
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啊。 啊。 呵 呵呵。.
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啊。.
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呵呵呵。.
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00:18:11,030 --> 00:18:11,930
讲脚太酸了。
216
00:18:12,030 --> 00:18:13,030
啊。.
217
00:18:15,730 --> 00:18:17,670
还没啊。 还没射进去啊。.
218
00:18:22,650 --> 00:18:24,491
好啊。 可以啊。.
219
00:18:25,830 --> 00:18:27,870
这一段是幕后花絮。.
220
00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:31,150
啊。.
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