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[birds chirping]
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[footsteps]
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[clattering]
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[door clicks]
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[door clicks]
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[muffled moaning]
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[door slams]
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[light clicks]
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- [muffled moaning]
- DISTORTED VOICE: Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God...
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[moaning continues]
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You had ten minutes alone
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by yourself down here,
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and yet, you didn't
even try to escape.
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Mmm...
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And why is that?
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[moans]
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Because you are
the greatest person
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that's ever lived.
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[contented sigh]
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No matter how many times
I scared you...
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Boo!
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Or threatened you...
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you still believed
that I was good.
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And that is why
you will always
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be my favorite...
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of them all.
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[whimpering]
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Shh, shh, shh...
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[whimpering intensifies]
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1 did it.
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1 did it. I did it.
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[heavy breathing]
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[screams]
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[laughing]
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[panting]
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[tape clicks]
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- They say imitation is
the highest form of flattery.
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I'm not so sure.
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[eerie theme music]
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S&T
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[radio playing]
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MAN: Whoa, major deja vu.
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Joni said it best.
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"I've looked at life from
both sides now."
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Wow.
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S&T
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Oh, Eric.
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Good old days.
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S&T
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Cute little lake.
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Cute little town.
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[radio playing]
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There it is.
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Yellow door.
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Mmm.
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What is time?
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[murmurs]
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A little moody up here.
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Yes, a little bitch.
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[singsongy]
Ominous.
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Should be interesting.
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All right, let's see.
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"Wanted: someone to film me
for the day.
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"No questions asked.
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Pays $100."
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$100?
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Really?
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Look, I don't want to judge
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my little copycat buddy,
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but it feels a little cheap.
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Maybe a little disrespect--
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- [thud]
- Hi!
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- Hi.
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- Oh, my God...
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Oh, my God.
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This is going to be
a good day.
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You have a really nice,
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kind face.
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- I've never
heard that before.
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- I'm Joseph.
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- Your name's Joseph?
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Okay, uh, my name's Joseph.
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- Are you serious?
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- This is...
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[laughing]
Uh, twinzies? I mean...
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- Get out of the car.
Come here.
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- Oh, okay, alright.
- Come here.
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- What's next, Joseph?
- Okay...
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I feel like we should do this
right now because
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at the end of the day,
it's gonna be totally normal.
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- Oh...
- [groaning]
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Trust me, it's not gonna
be weird at all.
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- That's all I get?
I don't think so!
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Come on, give me a good one!
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HOST JOSEPH: Come on in.
I'm in the bathroom.
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- Already?
- Huh?
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- You're in
the bathroom already?
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- Yeah?
- [water running]
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I know this isn't supposed to be
a shot for shot remake,
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but is he really gonna skip
the whole "my life" setup?
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That's an important scene.
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[water running]
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- I'm sure you're wondering
why I brought you all the way
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out there to film me.
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Here's the thing,
I'm a cancer survivor...
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- What?
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- [water running]
- Huh?
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- I'm sorry,
I can't understand you.
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- Did you hear anything
that I just said?
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Should I start over?
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- Look, I'm just
the cameraman,
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but was what you're trying
to tell me important?
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- Yes.
- Yeah, then you might...
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Wha... might it
have been wiser
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to do this dialogue in a place
that's a little quieter--
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- [shouting]
I need you to film me for
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my unborn son so that
in case I die...
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- The volume's great.
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It's just the intelligibility.
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Like, the tub
is just very loud...
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[running stops]
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[water dripping]
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- When I was a little boy,
my mom would give me tubbies.
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It was my favorite time
of the day.
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We called it...
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BOTH: "Tubby time."
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- Yeah.
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- I'm familiar.
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I love a tubby.
Let's do it!
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- I don't want to make you
uncomfortable.
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But we're going to go a lot
deeper places than this.
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You doing okay?
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- Yeah.
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Could be a lot better.
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♪ Bow chicka-bow-bow ♪
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Let's get that full tubby
striptease!
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Come on, Magic Mike...
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[overlapping chatter]
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[water splashing]
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Booboo overboard!
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Booboo in the tub!
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All right, Mr. Joseph,
I am rolling.
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I've got a nice shot
with two candles,
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but there's also this
tighter shot
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with just one candle.
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- Tighter is fine.
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- Yeah, good.
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Okay, um,
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last thing...
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you don't happen to have
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a different color washcloth,
do you?
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Like, if you had like,
a burnt orange or something--
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- If you don't mind,
could you just stick
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to the filming and let me
stay at my own pace?
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- Absolutely, you know what?
You're totally right.
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I'm sorry.
You're the boss.
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I'm here to support.
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- Okay.
- Go ahead.
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- Where was 1?
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- You were lamenting that
this was a sad scene,
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and that tubby time
should be fun and not sad.
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- Right, thanks.
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Wait, did I say
that part already?
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Did I already say that?
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- Yeah, um,
of course you did.
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How would I know what you said
if you hadn't already said it?
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- Right.
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- And then you said something
about ending it and...
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I don't know, something about
killing yourself, I think.
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It's true.
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I could do that.
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I could end it.
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Do you think about
suicide a lot--
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- Would you please stop...
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry,
you're right, go ahead.
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Please.
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You're kinda ruining it
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when you hold your nose
like that.
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Still, though.
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Pretty good at
holding your breath.
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Boy, you're really milking it,
going for that Oscar.
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[screaming]
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[both sputtering]
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Look, I'm sorry I tried
to drown you, okay?
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I just...
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You said you wanted to end it,
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and I don't know, I just...
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I thought I was helping.
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This may sound strange,
but even though we just met,
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I consider you a new friend--
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Whoa! Major deja vu.
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Did you feel that?
- No.
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- Yes. Yes.
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Two friends.
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New friends.
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Having a drink, some whiskies,
or maybe some tea.
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Oh, and maybe one of the drinks
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has been tampered with.
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It's from like, a viral video,
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or like, a movie
or something, right?
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- I don't know.
- Princess Bride!
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"Inconceivable!"
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"The game of wits
has begun.
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"It ends when you decide
and we both drink.
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locane powder."
[sniffing]
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"I'd stake my life on it."
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Prince Humperdinck,
am I right?
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Oh, my God.
Chris Sarandon,
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one of the best comedic
performances of the '80s.
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He's supposed to be this
like, evil villain,
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but he's really
this total loser.
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It's so funny.
Anyway,
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this is gonna be our game.
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One good drink, one bad drink.
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You decide.
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- Look, man, we're supposed
to be filming a video for my...
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- Uh, hello.
What do you think we're doing?
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Say "hi, buddy."
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Hello, little buddy.
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Playing a fun little
drinking game
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with your dear old dad.
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Yeah, it's so fun!
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It's so fun!
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- I don't understand.
What's the game?
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- Okay, all right.
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Baby gonna need a little hint.
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[exhales]
That was the good one.
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This is the bad one.
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What do you do?
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It's like Speed.
What do you do?
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- I don't know.
What do I do?
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- Well, you could end it,
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like you were talking about
in the bathroom,
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or make it exciting.
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You could try
to force me to drink it.
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A little scuffle ensues,
you know?
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But this-- look,
this is your movie.
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You're the director.
I'm just the cameraman.
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Gotta make a choice.
You want to win the game?
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Gotta do something.
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- I-- 1 don't know.
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- Oh, my God. Okay.
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[exhales]
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[coughing]
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All right.
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Well, you win the game.
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Congratulations.
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I drank the powder.
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- You're a very strange person.
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Did you know that?
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- That tastes--
that tastes weird.
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Yeah.
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- Do you realize what
you've just done to yourself
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with your little game?
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Do you have any idea
who you're dealing with?
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- Dol to...
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Who I'm... what?
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[chuckling]
You're funny.
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[both laughing]
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- Oh, itis a good day.
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[thud]
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Oh, God.
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Oh, my God.
It's such a good day.
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[heavy breathing]
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[muffled] Well, you've probably
guessed by now
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that you answered
the wrong ad today, buddy.
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This is the end of your road.
269
00:15:28,136 --> 00:15:29,929
Hey.
270
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,305
Hey...
271
00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:34,725
I don't want you to feel bad
about yourself, okay?
272
00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:36,102
You were up against
273
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:39,021
a very formidable foe.
274
00:15:41,983 --> 00:15:44,152
I learned from the best.
275
00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:45,820
The best of the best.
Do you want to see?
276
00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:47,572
- You want to see?
- [muffled]
277
00:15:51,576 --> 00:15:53,578
- Okay, I found this
on the dark web
278
00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:55,621
a couple of years ago...
- [distorted screams]
279
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:57,790
- Oh, he blurred out
his face and his voice.
280
00:15:57,790 --> 00:16:00,168
But look-- yeah, look.
281
00:16:00,168 --> 00:16:02,795
[laughing]
282
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:05,131
[indistinct distorted chatter]
283
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:08,134
He... is the best.
284
00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:10,344
The best to ever
play the game.
285
00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:12,138
[video stops]
286
00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:15,683
I may not be
as good as him yet,
287
00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:18,144
but I'm getting better
every day.
288
00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:20,104
- [muffled scream]
- Oh, no one's gonna help you.
289
00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:21,647
No one's gonna save you, okay?
290
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:23,524
- [muffled] No, no, no, I got to
tell you something.
291
00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:24,817
- What?
292
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:26,152
- [muffled]
I got to tell you one thing.
293
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:27,737
- Fine, fine, fine.
But if you scream,
294
00:16:27,737 --> 00:16:29,780
I'm going to bury this ax
in your face, okay?
295
00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:31,324
- Okay.
- Okay...
296
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:34,994
- [sighing]
Thank you so much.
297
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,787
Okay.
298
00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:38,206
Quick confession.
299
00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:40,041
I lied.
It's not just one thing.
300
00:16:40,041 --> 00:16:41,501
It's two things.
301
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,461
Actually, it's two things
and a question.
302
00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:44,670
So it's technically
three things...
303
00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:46,339
- Okay, just move it along.
- Okay.
304
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:49,133
First thing,
you didn't trick me.
305
00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:50,510
I voluntarily drank the drink.
306
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:52,053
- [chuckles]
That was a wild choice.
307
00:16:52,053 --> 00:16:53,930
- Second thing, that mask
you're wearing,
308
00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:55,848
it's really janky.
309
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:58,017
I think you need to consider
more carefully the brands
310
00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,102
you love and how
you represent them.
311
00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:01,854
- You really are
a strange person...
312
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:04,315
- Third thing.
313
00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:06,692
Were you in the Boy Scouts?
314
00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:08,277
- Yeah.
315
00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:09,320
- I thought so.
316
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:10,821
Because these knots you tied?
317
00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:12,865
They're really good.
318
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:15,034
But they're not great.
319
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:18,246
You didn't make it all the way
to Eagle Scout, did you?
320
00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:19,580
No. It's okay, I guess.
321
00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:24,210
But sometimes,
going all the way matters.
322
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:25,836
Sometimes,
323
00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:27,880
that final knot
324
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:30,841
makes a big difference.
325
00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:32,885
Sometimes it's the difference
326
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:36,138
between life and death.
327
00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:37,557
- Buddy, you're not
gonna talk--
328
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:39,725
[gasping]
329
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,815
- Hey, if I ask you a question,
330
00:17:45,815 --> 00:17:48,276
will you answer me honestly?
331
00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:51,153
When you saw that ax
back at the house,
332
00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:52,280
was there a small part of you
that thought
333
00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:53,781
I might kill you with it?
334
00:17:53,781 --> 00:17:55,616
- No, no, no...
335
00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:57,868
- There's a check in
your boot, Aaron.
336
00:17:57,868 --> 00:17:59,287
- How did you know that...
337
00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:02,540
- [singsongy]
Hello, my name is Peachfuzz.
338
00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:04,417
- Oh, my God, what did you...
339
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,877
Did you see the film?
340
00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:08,838
- Oh, I didn't have to see it.
341
00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:11,507
I lived it!
342
00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:13,676
[Aaron screaming]
343
00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:16,721
Whoa, whoa,
hold it right there.
344
00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:18,723
You know who I am.
345
00:18:18,723 --> 00:18:21,726
You know what happens
if you run.
346
00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:23,603
Come on,
let's talk this out.
347
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:26,689
Come on, take a seat.
348
00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:29,734
It's okay.
349
00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:35,489
Good boy.
350
00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:37,491
Now, listen.
351
00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:39,285
I was really excited
to meet you.
352
00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:40,786
I had very high hopes.
353
00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:43,539
I thought maybe
we could even team up.
354
00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:45,666
I don't want to be
just Daryl Hall
355
00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:46,959
when we could be Hall & Oates.
356
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,502
That way,
no one has to die.
357
00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:51,255
- I'm trying...
- No, listen.
358
00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:54,717
The problem is you're not
very good at your job.
359
00:18:54,717 --> 00:18:57,094
- I try very hard at my--
- Don't tell me you're trying.
360
00:18:57,094 --> 00:18:58,679
You're just not trying
hard enough.
361
00:18:58,679 --> 00:19:01,724
But the good news
is there's hope, okay?
362
00:19:01,724 --> 00:19:04,310
Remember in the late '50s,
363
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:06,937
there was a mediocre cover band
364
00:19:06,937 --> 00:19:10,316
out of Liverpool
called The Quarrymen?
365
00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:12,109
They didn't become the Beatles
366
00:19:12,109 --> 00:19:14,528
until somebody took
a shot on them.
367
00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:17,156
I want to take
that shot on you.
368
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:18,824
- You pity me.
- 1 don't.
369
00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:20,451
- Yes, you do.
- Well, maybe a little.
370
00:19:20,451 --> 00:19:22,370
- You drank the poison
last night.
371
00:19:22,370 --> 00:19:25,331
- Well, I wanted you
to feel you were doing well.
372
00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:27,041
- You let me tie you up.
373
00:19:27,041 --> 00:19:28,167
- I am not left-handed.
374
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:31,921
- I am pathetic.
I got nothing to offer...
375
00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:33,339
- Don't you dare say that.
376
00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:35,716
Every human being has
something to offer.
377
00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:37,635
There's something
you could do right now
378
00:19:37,635 --> 00:19:41,389
that would be un-forgettable.
379
00:19:41,389 --> 00:19:43,015
You just have to be
380
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:46,519
brutally...
381
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:49,522
painfully...
382
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:52,900
honest with yourself.
383
00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:08,082
Oh!
384
00:20:08,082 --> 00:20:12,461
He's got something.
385
00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:13,838
Oh, wow.
386
00:20:16,006 --> 00:20:18,259
Okay, here he comes.
387
00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:25,266
- [heavy breathing]
388
00:20:27,268 --> 00:20:29,311
[growling]
389
00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:34,358
[growling intensifies]
390
00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:41,532
- This is original!
391
00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:46,871
[eerie theme music]
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